#where is hous :(
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On Sunny, sometimes sacrificing the idea of what’s funniest to prioritise what makes most sense for the story they’re telling … EXACTLY.
#KISSING HOU ON THE MOUTH#thank you!!!!#rahhh#iasip#glenn howerton#on the debate of: where’s the joke#well. you see—#yeah.
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Fangs of Fortune Ep.12 (2024)
#ZHU YAN WHERE ARE YOUR EYES FLICKING TO?????#that slap took me out too jdfjshdbgjh#fangs of fortune#大梦归离#hou minghao#tian jiarui#zhao yuanzhou#zhu yan#zhuo yichen#cdrama#thisseatgifs
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Fangs of Fortune 𓆩𓆪 Zhuo Yichen & Zhao Yuanzhou
#the fact that the world's most powerful demon is willing unleash his full killing power and cry because his bf(f?) got eggs thown at him#it says all one needs to know about how zyz feels about zyc no one can convince otherwise#also zyz knows how this all feels and zyc the most precious most wholesome boy in the world doesn't deserve this#and ofc comparing to the like second episode where zyz fake cries when insulted and now he's crying for real because eggs#i'm also crying because eggs now#thanks#fangs of fortune#zhuo yichen#zhao yuanzhou#tian jiarui#hou minghao#da meng gui li#大梦归离#mf fof#my:gif#cdrama
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | The Thing Lay Still (1/2)
#Posting twice today in honor of the show coming back exactly a week from now + so much good stuff inside the hous i need to show all it#anyways i alwayss wonder where armand jus pops up w/ the jacket lmao#like in my mind i at first thought he had it on the full ep but then someone pointed it out he didnt uhh#so then i just assumed he'd put it on on screen but no lol he jus randomly pops up with it real i suppose#dubaipenthouseupdates#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#vampterview#the titular vampire#armand
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I have the autistic collector / wants stuff impulse but I’m so scared of people knowing my interests that I never even use my “for fun stuff” money to buy anything. I’ve never bought anything related to anything i enjoy ever and it gnaws at me a little
#the truest repairman posts#I left behind all my material Stuff with my mother when I moved out and she’ll be getting rid of it soon when she moves out of the old hous#I just don’t have anything that I can hold on my hands that represents anything about me#Fortunate person problems because at least if I wanted something I COULD get it for myself#But I couldn’t#I just wish I could like things in a normal way where I got stuff for myself and people knew I liked it.#But everything I like is embarrassing and I can’t let the people who live with me know I like it#And I’m too old to just get away with being weird about things#I saw a video the other day of someone with a bag covered in pins and badges of their special interest#And obviously I wouldn’t want to do that but I was so envious of them#Wish I could enjoy things that way#Whateverrr#I should just quit being such a manchild about shit
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OK I HAVE A FEW MINS TO SPARE BEFORE MY ACCOUNTING EXAM. LOOK AT THEM LOOKLOOK WWIIWIWIW
no thoughts head empty only EGGDOGS 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 WKWKWKWKWKWKSK MWAS THEM ALL WAIWAIWIAIWIAIA
#SHIBAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#SHIABKOOO#NORTDOGGIE SSNIFFSNIFFNSJFIF ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ ME CRYING#I LOVE NAIBS ANGRYFACEHEHEHEBFBSHHRHEUFUD hes >:[[[ HOU#naib is the True Huevo Shape#the one where hes holding the gun (or a funny rectangle 🤓☝️/j) iLOVEIMSOMCUDHSHWUWIWIW#the luca one should not go that hard. im sobbing. he's so pretty i wanna hold him gently#HIS LAZY EYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE#nortdoggie is the reason win#THANK U BEE MWAMWMAMWMMWWA#💚 for me#norton campbell.rom#💡.crsh#naib subedar.fam#IS THE REASON I WIN* MY GRAMMAR DEAD
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So they go on movie dates in their free time? 👀
#oh no! here comes trouble#oh no here comes trouble#不良執念清除師#不良执念清除师#twdramaedit#asiandramasource#dailyasiandramas#cdramasource#dramasource#twdrama#taiwanese drama#caps#ep6#vivian sung#sung yun hua#chen chuying#cui zhaowan#Hou Yan Xi#Phil Hou#hellooo???? we need the spin off where they go to the cinemas and xuezhang cry his eyes out!!!!!#and chuying passing him tissues trying to calm him down#the writing in this show is incredible it manages to be funny interwind within every 2 heavy sentences
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idk if it's the grad school, 3 hour lectures getting to me, or the fact that i have to be on campus for 12 straight hours every thursday but goddamn i just want to sleep. and sleep and sleep. and then wake up and draw every animal and fanart for things only i have witnessed and NOT do my readings
#and thats just how it is when ur in ur 20s.#alligates says things#like is this supposed to be sustainable lol#i leave my house at 7:30am with only a dry teabag in an empty bottle#to get to campus piss ass early (bc otherwise I'm late bc that's how the bus works)#and then I'm learning something I'm so stupid about for three hours straight#and then i have six hours. just. in my personal hell. so many gotdam people everywhere. no comfortable seats anywhere.#and then i have my FAVOURITE class but it ends at 9PM#SO I GET HOME BY LIKE 10PM HHHFHHHFHHFHHHHJHHHJ i Hate.#i want to be in my hous.#thank u for listening#i have a dedicated notes app where i doodle during class. have to keep them one per month bc they get laggy if i put too much
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TALLY OVER HERE STANDING IN THE CORNER LIKE “YOU WEREN’T EXPECTING ME TO FIGHT A DRAGON WERE YOU?”
#IM SORRY IM JUS T CRYING LAUGHING OVER A DRAGON JUST SHOWING UP IN THE FRONT OF MY HOUS E JUST OUT OF NO WHERE#shallot plays skyrim
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Irreplaceable
Or, Chains thinks about Houston.
(Hi @neomineom ! I was your secret Santa! Sorry for taking years, it wasn’t canon compliant so I scrapped it and restarted. Among other real life things. it was totally my fault! I hope that I got your boys right and did them justice 👀)
written for @paydaysecretsanta
// canon compliant fluff with a bit of angst :)
Chains remembers Houston from before they both were in the PAYDAY gang. It was back in the early 2000s, when Houston would unlock the back door every morning so that they wouldn’t bother any customers while talking. The younger man didn’t really speak all that much, but Chains hadn’t minded. He’d met much worse, and the glint in Houston’s eye hinted to his amusement.
Houston was stoic from the beginning, forced to grow up in a household that had no place for a kid. Chains could put two and two together just by the way he mentioned his brother, those glimpses into complex feelings caused by years of neglect. He “had no chill,” as Joy used to say. It might’ve looked like that, but she didn’t know how he was back then.
The Ghost was almost completely silent, immediately getting down to business. He made no time for small talk, finding every conversation meaningless if it didn’t have a point. Chains admired the way that Houston was serious about his work, but it wouldn’t have killed the guy to loosen up a little. Chains had—for lack of a better term—annoyed Houston into relaxing every so often. When the younger man would roll his eyes, the veteran counted that as a victory.
At first, Houston was visibly irritated by Chains’ antics, having half a mind to kick him out of the range. Chains’ disrupted his usual quiet, but Houston began to grow used to it. He didn’t know when it happened, but he had started to expect his presence.
Chains started off by looking at the merchandise, then moved on to talking about other weapons and what Houston used to clean them out. The Armorer, knowing full well how to do it by himself, watched the younger man dismantle a desert eagle with deft fingers.
…When Bain chose Houston as a stand-in for Hoxton, Chains had agreed to it. He had seen Houston’s potential in how he applied himself and in the way he handled his weapons. (It was a mistake. He didn’t regret working with Houston, but Chains never meant to hurt Hoxton. He had always seen the two as separate people despite their similarities.)
Chains would keep it on the lighter side, but he wasn’t afraid to speak his mind. Houston wouldn’t judge him for any of it, sometimes agreeing with what he said. Likewise, Houston had no qualms with asking him for advice.
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Asking people for help was weak… but with Chains, Houston felt different. This was just two friends talking to each other.
It didn’t stop him from feeling a bit dumb for asking Chains for ideas about what sort of Christmas present to get Dallas. It’s not like he could stroll up to the guy and go “so is there anything you need other than me forgiving you for every time you weren’t there when I needed you?”
…Because that would be distasteful. Probably.
But it could definitely throw a wrench into their operations. With a heavy heart, Houston goes back to the drawing board.
“Would he… actually want anything?” Houston asks his partner in crime. He can’t really keep his eyes on the other man, pretending to work on something. The Ghost tightens screws on a spare ECM, but not enough to strip the thread.
“Heheh, yeah. The guy doesn’t go around screaming his love for Breaking Bad… except when he does,” Chains replies lightheartedly, knowing the Crew Chief’s love for old men getting punched in the face. (They never miss a chance to tease Dallas for being a decade older than the rest of them.)
Houston doesn’t think that Dallas does meth. It wouldn’t be professional. If he did, Bain would fire him… on second thought, maybe he wouldn’t. But Dallas’ level of methness is beside the point.
“He wouldn’t like that,” he says with a slight grumble. Houston could get him something related to the retirement home show, but Dallas would be too embarrassed to actually do anything with it. Houston doesn’t blame him. He’s gonna act like he does, anyway.
“…Well, he likes money,” the Armorer shrugs, “but you should be the one to decide, you know? Can’t do it for you. But I’m sure he wouldn’t mind either way.”
The Ghost can tell that Chains is listening to what he’s saying, and he appreciates the sentiment. No, he’s always appreciated the way that Nicholas understood him. The younger heister turns to nod at his friend and is greeted with a smile, as always.
(Houston ended up getting Dallas a pair of ugly Christmas sweater socks with tacky dollar designs emblazoned across them. Dallas acted polite about the gift as if he didn’t like it, but Houston noticed that his brother wore those stupid fuzzy socks with each subsequent holiday.)
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Chains sometimes tells stories about how him and Houston used to work in the same room—something that the latter never rarely did by choice. People would take his stuff without asking or get things dirty without cleaning up afterwards and it irked him to no end. Chains was someone who respected Houston’s boundaries, and there’s the fact that they’d known each other for over a decade… that’s gotta count for something, right?
Eventually, the Armorer taught Wolf how to behave himself around Houston as well, slowly helping his friend branch out. Houston learned how to trust a select few, settling both Wolf and Chains into his close circle of friends. Still, the older heister was different to him than the rest. He had bad experiences with Dallas, and Wolf was sometimes unpredictable. They were each unique in their own ways.
Houston was uptight, rigidity mellowed out with time. He knew his own boundaries, pushed them and even went to open a bar in Mexico with the crew’s support. Sure, Chains had shown him the way, but how much he changed was all on him. Chains helped Houston get a foot in the door, allowing him to meet new people. To see new things. To be independent again—apart from both Hoxton and his brother. Just because the gang was apart hadn’t meant that they cut all contact—they met every now and then just for the sake of spending time together.
Chains had sent letters to the former heister between his shoots, talking like they did back in the old days. He would light up whenever he found a reply in his mailbox, putting it elsewhere for safekeeping. Houston never completely chilled out, but he built his own life over there, at his own place! Chains was proud of the younger man. Houston updated his friend on the things that were happening… until he couldn’t.
Chains wasn’t able to save anything from his house when he was attacked.
Which is why when Dallas looks out the window for someone who will never arrive, Chains can put a hand on his shoulder. That’s why he doesn’t have to say a single word. He’s able to show the Crew Chief that he understands. Hoxton is his own person, and Houston never could’ve replaced him. He didn’t have to. Hoxton can’t replace him, either.
The two of them wait for an impossibility until after the sun sets.
#payday 2#payday 3#pd3#pd3 spoilers#payday3secretsanta#chains payday 2#houston payday 2#I’ve never written for them before. ever#where is hous :(#chains has lost people before in the military#but I also think he would tell some of the newer members about hous#because he wouldn’t want the others to go on never knowing him#do you think that hous would accept a hug if he crawls back to the crew all bloody and bruised from RUNNING AND HIDING#just without thinking#from just. the pure joy of coming back home
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Okay completely random but a while back we (my family) had this problem with gnats in the house (like hundreds of them I’m not even exaggerating) and we thought we found the source of the problem and they’ve been gone for a while but I’ve been noticing them again ever since my sebastian post blew up and I think that’s really funny. Like now I’m almost inclined to believe every one of you who interacted with that post is a gnat and now you’re infiltrating my house. Where are you coming from.
#I have no idea where they’re coming from or why they’re here#the last time we’re pretty sure it was an old flower bouquet cause they were SWARMING that poor thing#but there’s no flowers this time why are they here#I appreciate the love guys but GET OUT OF MY HOU
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and then no one said anything about the fact that if i watched ONE MORE episode tenax pulls a "i'm not angry i'm just disappointed i'm hurt" about scorpus signing with the white faction.
#do you see the vision here <- guy who has a watch rate of one episode per month#oh the implications of scorpus not being there for tenax in his time of need... the death of the child who is not but is symbolically their#is that a separate fic completely yes but it is ALSO in some ways a divorce fic. tenax like i needed you but scorpus also needing him#OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY DO SAY FELIX WAS HIM and i can do SO much with the concept of a “stray”. oh please. please strays instead of rats#one knife to the ribs one fixed race one apartment board THAT'S A STORYLINE BABY RISE OR DIE THE ROMAN WAYYYYYY#i do see your calla/tenax storylines i do. i could be swayed but we are not here for that currently this is the same as the chariot racing#like i KNOW what i said about the gold faction representing everything that scares scorpus a dream he never thought they'd reach#and then to have it ripped away now he no longer even has the dream untarnished i do understand. which is why the “i'm disappointed”#kills me even MORE because it shows he gets it. like on some level he does understand why scorpus had to but it's his pride that's wounde#so to continue from what i WAS saying with:#sets the bar so low because how else would tenax love him (as if tenax would not do the same thing if he lost) and they have even MORE#questionable celebratory reward sex. yes i assigned scorpus a degradation/praise kink the world works in wondrous ways don't question it#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#tenax making sure to care for the kids is what's killing me too because i REALLY want to draw a parallel with scorpus making sure he takes#care of the prostitutes. yes he's a notorious hedonist yes he has a lot of sex but he always pays well doesn't he. over-well. he pays too#much and ends up in debt he pays enough to buy girls freedom. so that they only have to if they want to. it gets him a reputation sure AND#it gets whole houses of girls under his (and therefore tenax's) protection. you can't bruise her up; that's scorpus' favorite girl.#she can charge more for being favored. he can pay for massive parties where no one else is invited and if he falls asleep midway drunk#off his ass after a race the girls would never say. they still get paid. if tenax comes to watch and give instructions they'd never say.#if tenax tells them all to leave and it's just him and scorpus in the golden room and all the girls see before they shut the door#and latch it behind them is scorpus on his knees in the soft plush cushions with tenax offering him grapes one by one from his fingertips#like a favored concubine instead of the champion whose laurels are tilted on his head they won't say a word. not even when the noise#inside the room continues for long after the hour runs out the girls still stand watch until it's quiet and then crawl back in around where#scorpus is alone in the big wrecked bed with a smear of blood or wine on his mouth who could say. certainly they wouldn't.#no matter what they still get paid. whether they did the work to wreck him or not.#ANYWAY#they take care of the selves they couldn't protect is what i'm trying to say. for tenax it's the child he was/scorpus it's the body he sold#only he hasn't stopped having to sell it. & i guess as we're learning with the extortion tenax is still a child running from a burning hous
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can we have some good dallas and houston brother moments i like... don't see enough of that lol
Hiiii manekiiii Y’know, Eric once said that he wished there had been more development with these two. Sharing their highs and lows. a dual perk that lets you do something like that. Quick shoutout to the Panic Room server and @ghousebox for the voice lines, they totally inspired this
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They’ve gone over the plan dozens of times at this point, no need to remind everybody of the blueprints. This should be a quick in and out, under thirty minutes flat. Houston and Dallas stand against the side of the van, a comfortable yet tenuous silence blanketing them. Pre-heist jitters.
A soft click of a lighter illuminates Houston’s thoughts—Dallas is counting on him to do his job. I can’t mess this up.
The man in question holds out his lighter between his index and his thumb, glancing at the Ghost, a silent offer. Houston takes it, trying not to care. Nicotine fills the air with an aching burn, the both of them breathing in poison and exhaling their worries.
I’ll spot you, Dallas doesn’t say.
I know you will, his response audible somewhere in the space between clouds of twinning smoke.
When the cigarette burns out, the younger heister crushes the butt with a fist, holding his hand up to his brother. Dallas casually brushes the back of Houston’s hand with his own, half a fist bump, half a handshake; an acknowledgment.
The Ghost pulls the mask over his head, obscuring his face.
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(Something goes wrong! Houston out of grenades so Dallas TOSSES him one and they work in tandem, Dallas wouldn’t be able to have a good angle so Houston is able to score the shot. But I do not know how to write this HELP)
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They’re forced into a corner, taking a different route back to freedom. Heavy footsteps race in their direction, the both of them barreling through trees and shattering branches underneath their shoes. Dallas hears bullets whizzing past his ears, the crack of a round embedding itself into wood. He shouts at Houston to hurry up, a quick burst of inspiration as the Ghost starts the van. Muscle memory tricks him into reaching for a grenade when there’s nothing to be found.
Dallas just barely grasps the door handle, a panicked yell as he signals for Houston to step on the gas. They peel away before Dallas even shuts the door—cops are hot on their trail, firing at the escape vehicle. Gunpowder fills the air, sticks to their clothes as bullets clip the paint off of the van. The heisters cringe at the sound of metal being pierced, barely stopped by the flimsy box that was the only thing between them and certain death.
Houston tries to catch his breath and drive simultaneously, his veins bursting with adrenaline. For a solid minute it’s just the two of them, air conditioner put on blast as the engine hums. Dallas checks behind them again and again, gun drawn beneath their feet. Only when he puts it down does Houston finally relax.
“We’re in the clear,” he rasps, reality starting to hit him as he tries to calm his nerves.
“I almost can’t believe we did it,” the Crew Chief says, a slow smile spreading across his face as he vocalizes exactly what Houston was thinking. Dallas’ tacky mask stays on, but the Ghost can tell that he’s grinning. They lock eyes for a moment, relief and joy mixed up together.
They almost died. They almost died, yet their bodies weren’t cooling on the unforgiving ground. Sure, Houston will have to order new parts for the van but that’s a small price to pay considering. Considering—
In a move uncharacteristic of him, Houston grabs his brother’s wrist, raising their arms as if they’ve won a contest. His grip is tight as he shudders, betraying his fear. They’ve made it out alive and whole and well and—
“We did it.”
#payday 2#dallas payday 2#houston payday 2#all that research about cigarettes and I don’t even say where it goes. hous is dramatic. he puts it back in the box#I would’ve said ‘his’ mask but it’s not really Houston’s mask now is it#SORRY ITS BOTHCED#WAAHHH#I just couldn’t continue rn bbvdvvv staring at blank paper#actual fic
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finished the linework for my kashiwagi tattoo design idea :weary:
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#kashiwagi osamu#ryu ga gotoku#rgg#art#irezumi#tattoo design#to explain my thought process#first of all i mean. utabori is a given right.#second: the panther/bamboo#like i say i love the hou-ou designs a lot but they just don't feel right to me idk#like that's akiyama's symbol#panthers are said to embody strength; protection; cleverness; grace; rebirth#tigers are often depicted alongside bamboo to reinforce the symbolism of strength & power; figured i might as well#third: the crane#cranes can represent many things including loyalty/fidelity; long life; family and success; they're also considered to be very strong birds#also it's just a pretty subject matter for a pretty man (biased)#lastly. the oni#mooooostly for the RGGO beat where the guy calls him oni kashiwa#but it along with the panther i like to think represent how hot-blooded kashiwagi was in his younger days when he would have had these inke#artists often depict flames alongside oni and i needed something to fill the space and kinda tie it together & here we are#and that's pretty much it i guess#maybe once i colour it i'll add some of those swirls to bring it together a bit more#will be something to decide once the panther's blocked in tho cause it'd be a LOT of black#also this is a back/shoulders/upper arms piece because#as attractive as a full body suit is#i'm lookin at other ink from the dojima/kazama families and they all mostly seem to just have upper body coverage#and i enjoy consistency
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Are you in any other fandoms? Not asking you to draw all the fandoms you're in or anything! Just wanna know if you have any personality other than "heeheehoohoo southpark" ?
i don't have a personality
#asks#tumblr is my all south park content#to the point where i don't even like posting my ocs here;;;#on twitter i go ham though#im talking the las/t of us#HAD/ES you know Hade/s#I love anima/l cross/ing when the animals cross#Im obsessed with all zombie things#I love pokemo/n so much I love Gen 4 and 5 with all my heart#i play lots of walking d/ead and watch that too#chai/n sa/w man as well omg#just finished watching that 90/s sh/ow because i loved that 70/s sho/w so much#I watched shameless and continue to rewatch it liek soemthing is wrogn with me#NIGHT IN THE W/OODS SHAPED ME BTW#I am currently reading this one comic called the ni/ce hou/se on the lake by Alvaro Martinez#i can go on but now i'm starting to think that you mean actual groups? Actual friends? actual FANDOM instead of media?.#because if thats the case#i choose to not be part of anything i just like lurking lmao#My sketchbook has all fandom art but i'd rather not share that stuff too much um they're just sketches#anyway no only hehehaha south aprk in my brain#and even then i just like to draw and be bymy lonesome#it's such a surprise i even made this blog in the first place 😂#thanks for#the#question.
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hybe would rather have hell freeze over than let enha be treated properly
#monet.txt#not to be THAT stan but it's kinda insane#from the dorm situation to just the way they're treated like they're out in nugudom#they push back their cbs for so long than overwork them to where enha are saying they're getting 1 hour of sleep a night or going on 24 hou#sleepless nights#and lack of variety show appearences or things like that in general#they're putting them through psychological warfare atp of going through cycles of zero to no content and then squeezing them dry#in too little time#i mean blessed cursed compared to bite me you can way less apearences#or future perfect to sweet venom#which yes sweet venom came out during award shows but grrr#anyway#i read manga i've become too salty
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