#when you open the box
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When she first told me about how she would sing along to the B-52's singing love shack
I was a little taken back but I also realized my music knew to send her to me
Me when she tells me: 😏
#and I suppose considering you and I appear to have a shared electron in hand#if trouble aroused you two go 27 and I cast above via 133#the tower was never meant to be attempted to be accessed#when you open the box#the cat is gone#Red Skywalker#I see you were watching the couple in the private room of sex club and absolutely needed a dance with your Husband#one of the best jokes is#the feminist: i refuse to change my name when we're married#me: Ok you win#name by birth overrides all false titles#I bet it felt REALLY good to nearly spill Solomon all over the inside of my Adidas#yes you are my first regular piggybacker#you had a mermaid tail#we couldn't very well have you walk until you dried off#you approach me after class#glance at crotch and switch to demure to cover it up#you: meat fuck meat stretching fuck meat#me: oh shit she's coming over#uhhhhhh#sup and... how are you doing today#looking down#looks up...good#me: *little hot under collar*#uhhh so um do you .....#you: know#me: oh ok#there is a certain intensity that is non verbal and impossible to put into words#I mean I am a little slow but Joslin is a planetary 55#me
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So I may have got The Book of Bill and it has me in a slight tiny itty bit of a death grip hyperfixation where all I've been able to imagine is his pathetic toxic ex ass
This pathetic triangle has once again parasitically wormed his way into my brain after years of absence
Also he totally would try and gaslight Ford and say he probably just lost the shirt when he stole it if ever asked where the shirt went
Ok so I could've put a ton of things in that last, panel, so I did, with some joke suggestive ones as the last two below the cut
I'm going to explode him with stock video explosions a bajillion times over
#art#digital art#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#billford#I'm strangling this bastard in my mind#Not like he'd want to stay considering what I've imagined him doing#I feel oddly cringe and self conscious#But I always do when presenting not dsaf to my probably 100% dsaf audience#And I feel extra mega cringe because my permanent Feral brainrot is mixing with the tbob brainrot#If you ask me about that you will open Pandora's box and I couldn't be happier#Seriously I imagined it too much and it accidentally turned into a whole ass au I think#God I'm so cringe#But I am free#I enjoy talking to myself in my tags#Hi me! It's 4:30 am go to bed
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He has!!! ARIVED!!!!!
He's here he's here he's here!!!!!! Safe and sound!!! We sat down and did some coloring together!!!!
And also made sure he met his new neighbors! Had a nice chat with my childhood stuffed animal! Asking all about what his new home is like. And of course, he had to meet Boober Fraggle!
Watched some Winnie the Pooh together! I think he really liked it. I hope he felt warm and welcomed in my home. A nice and cozy first day here!
#welcome home#wally darling#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#not art#i mean except for the crayon doodle-#nfndjfkdk#IM FILLED WITH SO MUCH JOY RN!!!!!#Hes HERE!! i keep grabbing his little face with my hand!#hes so sweet. hes so small!#AAAAA I GET TO SPIN HIM FOR REAL!!!!!!!!#PICKING HIM UP AND SPINNING HIM IRL!!!!!#I wanna get a lil voice box for him so bad.#Specifically of him saying “Keep your smile merry and always know that I love you. Very much.”#like you have no idea NO IDEA#i need to find one small enough though!!!!!!#and get help. cause haha i cannot sew#anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!! jdjfjdkkfkfj Celebrated with cartoons and cracked open a box of crayons just for him!#literally#ive been saving those crayons for when he got here. didnt open them till today!!!!#SPECIAL CRAYONS FOR SPECIAL MAN!#also cant not imagine him staring in awe at my rainbow keyboard. hed love that shit#sorry if this is too silly and sappy im just!!!! so happy right now!!!!!
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traveling to see a long distance lover in a few months and we're both about 5'4.. its symmetry of the heart! its completing a matching set after 20 years! its fitting over each other like milkcrates! its our shadows lining up! its picking same-sized clothes to exchange so we can still hold each other after i go! im in love and its my scariest secret! i am in love!!!!!
anon this is..........i am..............oh my godddd 😭
#ask#Anonymous#how can you just drop this haunting piece of poetry in my inbox like its no big deal 😭#i hope your shadows dance in perfect symmetry i hope the milk crates hold each other firmly and without wavering i hope every item of#shared clothing after your meeting greets you with the surprise of a love letter through the mail box opening to the familiarity of a well#loved hand in yours i hope you have the most the most the MOST beautiful time when you meet your beloved i hope its like the sun emerging t#warm you on all sides#love is a house with many rooms
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blaming you for my current brain rot!!!!
HEAD IN HANDS
ON THE GROUND
CRYING AOBBING AND THROWING UP
I CANNOT GET THE "Me and and my monkeeee, MOnkeh doesn't wear any pants." OUT OD MY HEAD
I WASNT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM 2 WEEKS AGO
THE OOGWAY "mmmm monkey." IS ROTTING IN MY HEAD TOO BYT ITS NOT AS BAD
How can I live my life now????? when I constantly think monkey memes??? and thinking of quoting said memes with MK becuase bro would 100% know memes and I will die on this hill-
you have single handedly dragged me into a Fandom and given me intrusive thoughts. thank you I hate it.
Ahah you wont welcome to my hell
#ask box#the moment you started the first episode and heart the monkey kid opening was when your life was taken away from you#no refunds or take backa
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I reiterate that if you're going to ask people for donations, you will come across as extremely suspicious if you spam their inbox. People are likely to report and/or block you, thinking you're a bot. If you need donations, I do not recommend going about like this. I really, REALLY do not recommend it.
#blog post#not helpol#i am tired of the spam y'all#literally every single day since I've opened my ask box back up#i have gotten a SHIT TON of random people asking me for donations#which is somewhat silly considering i was literally just running my own donations#so no I'm sorry but i won't be answering asks about donations#i don't think it's ok to that personally; it feels really invasive and is extremely suspicious#because you know who else comes into your inbox asking you for money? bots. bots do that exact thing.#it's extremely difficult to know who to trust especially when gofundme isn't supported in gaza#nor is paypal actually#they ciuld just be using a VPN but i don't know enough about VPN to comment on that confidently#but i feel it's important that people are sceptical honestly#because there are assholes who will scam you and take advantage of your kindness for others#don't buy into a potential scam especially at a time where supporting oneself is often already a challenge
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He suffers
#hazbin hotel#cursed cat alastor#i bought this guy on a whim and already he's paying dividends#The NOISE I made when I opened the box and saw THIS#if you can't make your own serotonin store bought is fine
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The show really plays with sleight of hand and misdirection. It sets up this random romantic storyline that looks like it's keeping Syd and Carmy apart, which we can kinda see coming. But the twist is that Claire is not the obstacle, it's Carmy's issues with Donna that's stopping him from connecting fully with Sydney?
#imo anyway#sydcarmy#the scene in 3x05 was telling jimmy tells sydney when you have 15 seconds. dont think. just sifn. then it cuts to carmy. closing the box#that holds mikey and opens the box that holds donna
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You guys ever think about those two new suits that the stepmother stitched?
About how Ella didn't really interact with Putrice and Rancilda after they donned the skins of the Grizzwald girls? How she was nowhere to be seen as they put on their façades, how she never spoke to them at the ball?
You ever think about how she came to the shell of her home and saw the face of her oldest friend swallow her new friend?
About how it was Justine and Lucy's arms that held her down, how it was Justine and Lucy's hands stopping her from moving, from escaping her grisly fate?
You ever think about how it was the Grizzwald girls' faces that taunted and sneered at Ella as she screamed in pain?
About how her childhood friends' laughing faces were likely the last things Ella saw?
You ever think about those two stolen suits?
#cinderella's castle#cinderella's castle spoilers#justine grizzwald#lucy grizzwald#ella ashmore#putrice ashmore#rancilda ashmore#this is by no means an original thought i just had a moment is all#i fell in love with the grizzwald girls in record time when i first watched cc. i knew they were doomed the moment the oak was mentioned#them wanting to save ella - being the only people who believed her - and subsequently dying was brutal and hurt so much#but yeah i had a moment today#you opened the box
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OH TY GUYS FOR 7K BTW THIS WAS SUCH A PLEASANT SURPRISE 😭😭😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️
#i opened the ask box for the first time in a week so that’s when i saw 💔#ANYWAY TYSM I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SM I PROMISE I WILL DRAW SMTH SOON😭😭
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Me minding my business until I notice that the problem customers have walked in
(Gif by @thisgameissonintendo )
#tomorrow I’m wearing my noodle outfit at work so get ready for related Wonka posts sorry if you don’t go here#there’s this one couple who always ask me to take the tape off stuff and open boxes for them#and I try to explain that I can’t do that but they don’t speak much English so they get frustrated and insist#and I begrudgingly open the box a little to show that it’s all there and they’ll take it and I’m like yay#until later on when I find the OPEN BOX JUST LEFT THERE#STOP ASKING ME TO OPEN STUFF FOR YOU IF YOU NEVER BUY IT! GAH#there are other Problem Customers but that’s just retail#retail#retail problems#goodwill#wonka#wonka 2023#willy wonka
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I am once again thinking about which dog breed is one certain Padfoot, also sometimes known as Sirius Orion Black III. I've compiled here all the breeds that I think best suit his description in the books and some of the headcanons/representations in fanart I've seen most often, but feel free to drop new suggestions in the tags!!! My choice and my reasoning headcanon behind it you can find here - breed references in photos under the cut 🫡
Newfie:
Poodle
Scottish Deerhound / irish Wolfhound
Groenendael
Giant Schnauzer
Great Dane
#when i you vote i want u to imagine i'm interviewing u with a tiny microphone#and feel free to talk to me about your dog headcanons my ask box is open and willing!!#sirius black#padfoot#sirius black headcanon#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#wolfstar#marauders headcanon#sirius black hc#mwpp#mwpp era#dog breeds#dogblr#my ramblings
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mombound drafts :]
figured that if I'm not finishing them I might as well just post my sketches.
#Nana blushing for da win >:D#Pippi would 100% tease her over her crush#they're best friends in my head. fite me.#I love how when you first play as Jeff you can open all gift boxes and Tony just looks at him#never stopping him from committing such atrocity#lucas mother 3#claus mother 3#nana mother 3#Pippi mother 1#ness mother 2#jeff mother 2#tony mother 2#ness earthbound#pippi earthbound beginnings#jeff andonuts#tony earthbound#jefftony#zharizart
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whee im a published author now. it's just a review article and it was solicited by the journal so as long as we wrote, like, anything, they basically had to accept it, but i think it turned out not bad. so thats nice
#it essentially doesnt count to have a review on your resume but it shows that you like. pay attention to the field and care about#situating your work in a community#and people like it when youve read their stuff and cite it.#box opener#doctor worm
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Okay but why did they never have any holiday themed POI episodes?
More specifically, how come they never had a Halloween episode and played “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell in the background?
#THEY MISSED AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY THATS ALL#BUT ALSO CHRISTMAS#SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN TO TOWN PLAYING AND FINCH AND REESE GIVE EACH OTHER A SIDE EYE WITH ‘HE SEES YOU WHEN YOURE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN—‘#LIKE CMON#also I wanted a team machine secret santa gift exchange in the midst of all the Samaritan craziness#like Reese gets Shaw - Shaw gets Root - Root gets Finch - Finch gets Reese#I’d picture Reese gifting Shaw the keys to his old motorcycle#(cuz he’s a cop now and doesn’t use it)#and it’s in a small box so at first Shaw’s like ‘this better not be a necklace’ and he’s like ‘just open it’#and they’re all aloof and it’s funny but also touching#then I picture Shaw just gifting herself to Root like#*slaps a bow on her head* ‘for the next twenty four hours we can do whatever you want’#and idk they have a girls day (you know getting their nails done - shopping for shoes - going to the gun range - making out - etc)#Root gifts Finch a rare painting or smth sentimental to him like that#but she tries to do it without like stealing anything (to ease his conscience)#(she’s mostly successful)#‘relax Harry I bought this. with money.’ ‘your money?’ ‘…’ ‘it was your money right??’#and idk what Finch gets Reese but I imagine it’s both sentimental and practical so he can use it often#and they have another ‘thanks for giving me a purpose’ moment and it’s gay as hell and we’re all happy#and they all pitch in and buy Fusco some funny ties or smth#and Bear gets lots of toys and treats cuz he’s the best boi#wow uh#you know what I’m not deleting all that imma just keep it in but just to recap this was about Halloween and a funny song they could’ve used#person of interest#poi#john reese#harold finch#sameen shaw#root#🎶song sings🎶
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THE PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN WEEKS IM NOT HOME WHAT IS THISSSSS
#HES HERE HES HERE HES WAITING#WALLLYYYYYYYYYYY#HES IN A LITTLE BOX ON MY DOORSTEP I NEED TO BE HOME NOW#opened my gmail like 'oh something new i wonder if its a job- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'#oh im so excited oh im so happy#HE WILL BE IN MY ARMS SOON!!!#I CAN SQUEEZE HIM SOON!!!!#absolutely unprompted#today just went from mid to Fan Fucking Tastic!#wally wally wally wally wally wally wally-#WILL be posting pictures when i rip that box open#you will all see my Frenzy
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