#when you open the box
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When she first told me about how she would sing along to the B-52's singing love shack
I was a little taken back but I also realized my music knew to send her to me
Me when she tells me: 😏
#and I suppose considering you and I appear to have a shared electron in hand#if trouble aroused you two go 27 and I cast above via 133#the tower was never meant to be attempted to be accessed#when you open the box#the cat is gone#Red Skywalker#I see you were watching the couple in the private room of sex club and absolutely needed a dance with your Husband#one of the best jokes is#the feminist: i refuse to change my name when we're married#me: Ok you win#name by birth overrides all false titles#I bet it felt REALLY good to nearly spill Solomon all over the inside of my Adidas#yes you are my first regular piggybacker#you had a mermaid tail#we couldn't very well have you walk until you dried off#you approach me after class#glance at crotch and switch to demure to cover it up#you: meat fuck meat stretching fuck meat#me: oh shit she's coming over#uhhhhhh#sup and... how are you doing today#looking down#looks up...good#me: *little hot under collar*#uhhh so um do you .....#you: know#me: oh ok#there is a certain intensity that is non verbal and impossible to put into words#I mean I am a little slow but Joslin is a planetary 55#me
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So I may have got The Book of Bill and it has me in a slight tiny itty bit of a death grip hyperfixation where all I've been able to imagine is his pathetic toxic ex ass
This pathetic triangle has once again parasitically wormed his way into my brain after years of absence
Also he totally would try and gaslight Ford and say he probably just lost the shirt when he stole it if ever asked where the shirt went
Ok so I could've put a ton of things in that last, panel, so I did, with some joke suggestive ones as the last two below the cut
I'm going to explode him with stock video explosions a bajillion times over
#art#digital art#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#billford#I'm strangling this bastard in my mind#Not like he'd want to stay considering what I've imagined him doing#I feel oddly cringe and self conscious#But I always do when presenting not dsaf to my probably 100% dsaf audience#And I feel extra mega cringe because my permanent Feral brainrot is mixing with the tbob brainrot#If you ask me about that you will open Pandora's box and I couldn't be happier#Seriously I imagined it too much and it accidentally turned into a whole ass au I think#God I'm so cringe#But I am free#I enjoy talking to myself in my tags#Hi me! It's 4:30 am go to bed
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He has!!! ARIVED!!!!!
He's here he's here he's here!!!!!! Safe and sound!!! We sat down and did some coloring together!!!!
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And also made sure he met his new neighbors! Had a nice chat with my childhood stuffed animal! Asking all about what his new home is like. And of course, he had to meet Boober Fraggle!
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Watched some Winnie the Pooh together! I think he really liked it. I hope he felt warm and welcomed in my home. A nice and cozy first day here!
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#welcome home#wally darling#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#not art#i mean except for the crayon doodle-#nfndjfkdk#IM FILLED WITH SO MUCH JOY RN!!!!!#Hes HERE!! i keep grabbing his little face with my hand!#hes so sweet. hes so small!#AAAAA I GET TO SPIN HIM FOR REAL!!!!!!!!#PICKING HIM UP AND SPINNING HIM IRL!!!!!#I wanna get a lil voice box for him so bad.#Specifically of him saying “Keep your smile merry and always know that I love you. Very much.”#like you have no idea NO IDEA#i need to find one small enough though!!!!!!#and get help. cause haha i cannot sew#anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!! jdjfjdkkfkfj Celebrated with cartoons and cracked open a box of crayons just for him!#literally#ive been saving those crayons for when he got here. didnt open them till today!!!!#SPECIAL CRAYONS FOR SPECIAL MAN!#also cant not imagine him staring in awe at my rainbow keyboard. hed love that shit#sorry if this is too silly and sappy im just!!!! so happy right now!!!!!
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"A little chirpin' going on here from Tkachuk. He's still yelling at the bench, 'Hey, that's what you get! That's what you get!' And it was Hagel who got wacked along the wall, and it was Hagel that he was yelling at for the most part. [...] Yep! There's Tkachuk, he is loving it. This is his kind-of game." "Hagel obviously leaking over there on the Lightning bench. He laid a big hit on Barkov in the opening minutes of this one."
"Welp, they got the upper hand right now and Tkachuk being who he is, he's taking advantage of that. But that sets the table for tommorow night, and he dun care about that. He will be more than happy to have it go that way. See, he's still—" Matthew: That's what you get! All of that! [?] "He's talking about how sorry you're gonna be. He's talking to Guentzel and a couple other guys. Just setting the table for tommorow." "Oh, man! He is not letting up down there is he?" "Nope!"
"That's what you fucking get. That! (referring to the Kuli on Hagel hit that caused Hagel to go to the bench) That's what you fucking get."
florida panthers @ tampa bay lightning | 12.22.24
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#naturally maffhew who saw that hagel hit on sasha in the opening minutes and just stared him down as he got on the bench#also had the chirp him at the end as if he personally laid down the hit himself#this is also kuli being very frustrated with the refs for not giving him a boarding call with girgenssons#(to which he did talk to them about it after it happened)#i love maffhew yelling so loud it gets caught on the mic#hot mic! hot mic!#at the end of the day it always leads back to sasha huh#a shame the bolts telecast didnt have a good view of the hit but sasha does wobble a bit#so yeah karma babe#mr i hate tampa more showing how much he hates tampa#i just love them going this is about hagel [zooms out to kuch and jake at the end of the bench]#mr i love kuch but i will mercilessly chirp him too#and also jake#hey babe its a shame youre in blue now because i have to cheer extensively when maffhew engages#yap off who will win sibneys daughter or guy who has found in a cardboard box wet and all alone#thank you bolts telecast for this one i had to suffer your awful commentary but you did give me this so really#it doesnt balance out at all but you knkw
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Holy moly
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#murder drones#just be warned that once you open the box it will stink#smelt like hot metal idk (someone who hasn’t smelt hot metal)#idk but it smells when you open the box#anyways he’s not broken I’m so happy last time I got these figures Uzi’s arm broke#and that was prom Uzi
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I COULD'VE BEEN A STUDENT, TOO! DON'T JUDGE A GIRL ON HOW SHE LOOKS! I KNOW A LOT OF THINGS, I DO!
Mya Rena Hunter and Jake David Smith starring as Éponine and Marius together in the Les Misérables North American tour. 🎥 — @medium-observation.
#*mine#les misérables#éponine thénardier#éponine#marius#marius pontmercy#les mis national tour#mya rena hunter#jake david smith#cam i'm in your walls rn you shouldn't have given me this you opened pandora's box#MYA SPARE HAND IN MARRIAGE???? MYA????#MYA IF YOU'RE READING THIS I AM FREE THIS THURSDAY-#I LOVE YOU#GET BEHIND ME 'PONINE YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER#i need to put these facial expressions marius is making in the second gif under a microscope#because the assumed familiarity at first gives the illusion that this is almost a daily occurrence for them. LOL. HE'S FINE WITH IT.#she regularly knocks on him and teases him and he's like okay so true wife <3#but then the VIBE SHIFT when she trails down... oops!#oh my. it's a good day to love women!!!!!
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traveling to see a long distance lover in a few months and we're both about 5'4.. its symmetry of the heart! its completing a matching set after 20 years! its fitting over each other like milkcrates! its our shadows lining up! its picking same-sized clothes to exchange so we can still hold each other after i go! im in love and its my scariest secret! i am in love!!!!!
anon this is..........i am..............oh my godddd 😭
#ask#Anonymous#how can you just drop this haunting piece of poetry in my inbox like its no big deal 😭#i hope your shadows dance in perfect symmetry i hope the milk crates hold each other firmly and without wavering i hope every item of#shared clothing after your meeting greets you with the surprise of a love letter through the mail box opening to the familiarity of a well#loved hand in yours i hope you have the most the most the MOST beautiful time when you meet your beloved i hope its like the sun emerging t#warm you on all sides#love is a house with many rooms
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I reiterate that if you're going to ask people for donations, you will come across as extremely suspicious if you spam their inbox. People are likely to report and/or block you, thinking you're a bot. If you need donations, I do not recommend going about like this. I really, REALLY do not recommend it.
#blog post#not helpol#i am tired of the spam y'all#literally every single day since I've opened my ask box back up#i have gotten a SHIT TON of random people asking me for donations#which is somewhat silly considering i was literally just running my own donations#so no I'm sorry but i won't be answering asks about donations#i don't think it's ok to that personally; it feels really invasive and is extremely suspicious#because you know who else comes into your inbox asking you for money? bots. bots do that exact thing.#it's extremely difficult to know who to trust especially when gofundme isn't supported in gaza#nor is paypal actually#they ciuld just be using a VPN but i don't know enough about VPN to comment on that confidently#but i feel it's important that people are sceptical honestly#because there are assholes who will scam you and take advantage of your kindness for others#don't buy into a potential scam especially at a time where supporting oneself is often already a challenge
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Happy New Year!
#clausten#mother 3#mother 1#mother series#claus#ninten#i do resort to drawing them when im depwessed#i hope you all have a safe n happy new year!!#maybe i’ll open the ask box again#i miss the interaction :C ….#dont hold me to that though#feel free to send stuff but i cant guarantee an answer#i was tryna answer an ask BUT I LOST THE ASK
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He found a teeny tiny advent calendar at a holiday market. Perfectly him-sized ☺️
Todays toon link is going to wait until you leave the room before eating all the chocolates at once, as fast as he can
#toon link plush#loz#zelda#submission#that's such a good find! so small!#for anyone who doesn't know: these advent calanders are for kids to count down to Christmas#there's scattered pockets on the box that are numbered#so on Dec 1 you eat the little chocolate behind door 1#and so on#HOWEVER#if you're a BAD kid. you don't eat one chocolate a day. you eat all 25 chocolates at once. like an animal#tbh I was like 8 when I found out you could even do that. I thought like idk magic kept the boxes shut until the day that number could open#anyway I've said to much#(mod shire speaking btw)
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you know what I don’t even fucking care angmore
D4 STIMBOARD!!!!!
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#stimboard#i just love when tumblr eats all my rambling 🙄#don’t ask for a board in my box this is for Me#sigh….unless you’re OOMF#osc#ii#bfdi#oso#needle bfdi#fan ii#pitcher oso#d4#battle for dream island#inanimate insanity#open source objects#OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE HAVE TOO MANY TAGS GET OUTTRT
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#it has been almost a month since Christmas#a month since I told my dad I would not be seeing him for Christmas#and instead I emailed (and then sat and refreshed and refreshed waiting for a response)#and I send him a box of gifts (of things I enjoyed that I thought he would too. things I wanted to share with him)#and a card i spent hours and hours making#and almost a month past christmas#he hasn't even sent me a card.#and#it's not that i want anything#but#it was a terrible day#(because. you know. i looked at the news)#and there was a package on my doorstep#and i didn't know what it was#and i was super conflicted#because i didn't want it to be a gift from him#didn't want to feel grateful amidst this bullshit#but then I opened it and it was something I purchased#just arrived a few months early#and it sunk in that it's been almost a month#and i don't want anything#but i want him to care#i want him to try#i want him to mean it when he says he loves me#i want him to give me something to hold on to as a reason to believe him
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The show really plays with sleight of hand and misdirection. It sets up this random romantic storyline that looks like it's keeping Syd and Carmy apart, which we can kinda see coming. But the twist is that Claire is not the obstacle, it's Carmy's issues with Donna that's stopping him from connecting fully with Sydney?
#imo anyway#sydcarmy#the scene in 3x05 was telling jimmy tells sydney when you have 15 seconds. dont think. just sifn. then it cuts to carmy. closing the box#that holds mikey and opens the box that holds donna
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Ahhh, sorry for the lack of Tobecky in Tobeckygivings. I know this is their month, but I just got too busy with stuff, and my attention was somewhere else. I was hoping to at least release the next chapter by this month, but I think that would be pushed until December because I'm going on break, too. Regardless, I hope yall take it easy. I don't celebrate Thanksgiving myself as the tradition is a lie, but the food isn't, so enjoy your dinners if you have them. Yay!!
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#wordgirl#tobecky#becky botsford#my ask box will still be open so you still can. I wont get to them until December#also is this the only time they genuinely smile at each other? (when she's becky not Wordgirl) lol
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OH TY GUYS FOR 7K BTW THIS WAS SUCH A PLEASANT SURPRISE 😭😭😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️
#i opened the ask box for the first time in a week so that’s when i saw 💔#ANYWAY TYSM I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS SM I PROMISE I WILL DRAW SMTH SOON😭😭
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Me minding my business until I notice that the problem customers have walked in
(Gif by @thisgameissonintendo )
#tomorrow I’m wearing my noodle outfit at work so get ready for related Wonka posts sorry if you don’t go here#there’s this one couple who always ask me to take the tape off stuff and open boxes for them#and I try to explain that I can’t do that but they don’t speak much English so they get frustrated and insist#and I begrudgingly open the box a little to show that it’s all there and they’ll take it and I’m like yay#until later on when I find the OPEN BOX JUST LEFT THERE#STOP ASKING ME TO OPEN STUFF FOR YOU IF YOU NEVER BUY IT! GAH#there are other Problem Customers but that’s just retail#retail#retail problems#goodwill#wonka#wonka 2023#willy wonka
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