#when men are big losers ❤️

[huiracha]

[konigsblog]

NO BECAUSE KÖNIG WOULD SO BE INTO AN ALMOST SECRET E-RELATIONSHIP❤️ He strikes me as the type of guy who’d be super bold online and say some of the nastiest and degrading things to his partner but when they are face to face be a big blushing mess!!! Every time he gets a notification? Immediately checks to see if it’s from you. Giving obsessive loser vibes and I’m here to eat it up!!! What do you think?

OH, FOR SURE (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

despite having an online relationship with e-dater!könig, he's incredibly possessive and controlling when it comes to his beloved angel, knowing he's not there to protect and shield you from certain things — like other losers like him, who yearn for your attention.

you're going out drinking with your friends, late at night? show him the dress you're wearing, make sure it isn't too revealing, so you don't attract the wrong attention. don't bother looking at other men whatsoever, or even entertain their depraved, perverted stares and disturbed behaviour. only könig is allowed to be this gross and filthy with you — the only male who is allowed to admire your body and fawn over it, to use it how he pleases.

although, the reason behind him being incredibly possessive, controlling and obsessive, is all due to his insecurities and the jealousy blooming inside of his chest, especially if you're an outgoing, bubbly, little thing.

könig is a social outcast, he's ignored and neglected by others around him who pay no attention to the deprived, horny pervert in the corner. könig demands that he has your location on at all times and will call you, screaming into the phone and forcing tears to roll down his pathetic cheeks to shame and guilt trip you, gritting it teeth and accusing you of horrifying things — telling you that you must be cheating on him!

and you'd be lying if you said it never works, you always fall for his manipulation and coercion, his mistreatment and selfish attitude. you fall for his disgusting behaviour, apologising profusely and fixing the mistake you'd made almost instantly, sobbing when he doesn't answer your messages, nor calls, completely ignoring you out of frustration.

he's so excited whenever you message him — he's ecstatic, on the edge of his seat waiting for a message from his dearest. you're all he thinks about, you keep him up late at night, fantasising about you.

again, due to his insecurities and issues with his own self confidence, mixed with his social anxiety, leaves him becoming possessive of you. if you don't pick up his call the first time, he'll ignore you for hours, ‘til you present him your swollen pussy as a peace offering, in the hope for forgiveness... :(

[tamelee]

Hey!

I love your analysis so much! You are the most impartial and nice person I met here so far ❤️❤️❤️

What do you think about the theory that Naruto invented harem jutsu because he wanted to get some men attention? It’s a little messed up since he was a kid, but I mean… Little girls have crushes on grown up men, boys probably have the same (Not saying he was doing it because he crushed on everyone in the village!) but there were times that he didn’t do it to gain something or anything. I’m confused. And I know that probably most of it was just for the fan service, but… I guess I like to have everything to make sense. I would love to hear you opinion on that!

Hi Nonee, thankyou so much ;-; 🧡🫶!! What a sweet thing to say! Hm' I don't think that's the right approach to the topic.. at all. In fact, I think that's very wrong tbh..

..we're talking about a neglected child here. Naruto created the Jutsu because he knows men think a certain way and thinks they're idiots for it. In the beginning he calls the villagers morons and he's quite full of himself (saving face) despite failing in class. Naruto is painfully aware of his own flaws though and so.. has an alternative for shits and giggles because he knows the reaction it'll draw out of men and laughs in their faces.

He gets scolded for it but remember, negative attention is still attention to a deprived and neglected mind of a child.

And yes, attention towards his existence, but it has nothing to do with sexual attention from Naruto's perspective. (wth.) For Naruto that's not why he's doing it and I think it's really weird to (whomever did to) suggest that. Big difference there because for Naruto it is a way to cause trouble as he knows he's already hated (at this point didn't know why) and it is a way to pay them back because they're (as grown men and 'elite Shinobi') humiliated for their severe reactions towards his Jutsu regardless of how negatively they think about him.

Let's see some examples.

Naruto got manipulated into stealing a super forbidden and dangerous scroll and somehow was easily able to do so by using this Jutsu on the Hokage and walked away with it without a problem for hours thanks to it... Apparently it was more effective than whatever Mizuki had in store because he needed a kid to get to the scroll. Obviously Naruto at this point is just toying with all these people and it makes sense that despite him glorifying the name 'Hokage' he doesn't think very highly of Hiruzen or men who fall for it. That's not to say he doesn't respect them in other regards, because he loved Iruka and Jiraiya. But still. "The nose-bleeder":

Ebisu earned his closet-pervert-name for a reason and Naruto wasn't happy with getting training from him instead of Kakashi.

He called Naruto trash at first, thought so lowly of him and told Konohamaru that if he decided to hang out with him longer he'd become stupid (like Naruto).

Naruto used his KBnJ and Ebisu got cocky about it... until..

Because Naruto knows it works. As in "who's stupid now? You fall and get defeated by my Jutsu despite me being all these things you say I am. You loser/pervert."

So later, Naruto even said that Ebisu was 'weaker than him' because he fell for the Jutsu and I think that says a lot about Naruto's perspective on the matter. Especially because he says it so.. passionately and he reeeaallyyy didn't want any training from him.

When he meets Jiraiya for the first time he severely disliked the man. Naruto screams and scolds him for the nasty book, peeping at the women in the bath, being a pervert and committing a crime, he calls Jiraiya a liar and flips him the bird..

It's genuinely wild. Naruto is wild I'll tell ya.

But then it gets more interesting.. because for some weird reason Kishimoto thinks he should let Jiraiya say during their argument that "he doesn't like men!!!".

Which is strange imo because Naruto is a child and not a man and it has nothing to do with his request for training. So what would that do to Naruto?? He's basically saying: "I won't train you because I don't like you the way you are, thus you have to transform into the thing I do like for me to change my mind because that's the only thing stopping me from training you." And what information has Naruto at this point? He knows shallow minded men fall for his Sexy no Jutsu easily, he knows and scolded Jiraiya just a minute ago for his book, peeping and being a pervert.. Naruto is actually so much smarter than people give him credit for (throughout the entire story actually)- put two and two together and he's forced to:

.. exactly.

Naruto even tried to compliment the "nasty book" first even though he obviously didn't mean it before resorting to this Jutsu knowing and even having said before that such behavior is distasteful doing so to humiliate and manipulate Jiraiya to get what he wants (because again, he thinks they're all idiots for this specific reason only). Naruto is very aware about the situation. He doesn't do it for attention, he does it to get trained and Jiraiya quite literally said "I don't like you, you're a rude brat, why would I train you anyway? I don't like men." So what's the alternative? Become a woman (in this case desirable to Jiraiya) and manipulate this fool into getting to train him.

Naruto is extremely uncomfortable and the second Jiraiya suggests he stays that way throughout the training he undoes the Jutsu immediately and gets angry. He throws more insults towards Jiraiya like "pervert" "nasty Sannin" and calls him "totally crazy". He doesn't enjoy to get perved on, he enjoys humiliating them for being fooled so easily because their first impressions of them weren't great to say the least. Iruka always scolded him, Ebisu called him literally trash and Jiraiya was literally the worst at first. Notice how he didn't try using it during the Bell Test on Kakashi for example. He wasn't nice but it wasn't personal towards Naruto.

[calebwittebane]

i love it when those like pastel pink blog theme hateful losers who make a big deal out of being Misandrist Radical Feminists actually love to flock to shitty misogynistic chudjack funnymen if said dudes make fun of bi women and autistic people and are disrespectful enough towards sex workers. a guy will be like 'wow those bi women sure are stupid and obsessed with men. onlyfans is the fall of humanity #Whores. i hate cumbrains and everyone whos ever been horny. leftist btw' and theyre like This is my ally and friend. i guess its harder for those chuds (both aforementioned types) to find one another nowadays when their usual 'my feminism will center hating trans women or it will be bullshit ❤️' shtick has been firmly taken over by evangelicals and posie parker types and other people who dont wanna be friends with them. im sorry you feel unwelcome in transphobe spaces now because they all call you a leftoid faggot too 💔 no wonder you have to resort to being an irony-poisoned crypto and hope that clueless tumblr users will pass your unfunny posts around

[youremyheaven]

https://www.tumblr.com/youremyheaven/758271793737891840/helloooo-hope-im-not-bothering-you-but-do-you-have

aw omg thank you for taking the time to respond so thoroughly to my ask 🥹❤️

i think that teas do help but i think you’re right about slowing down in general like by lying on the yoga mat. i think i do struggle with pretty horrible imposter syndrome too (partially my fault. i used to have a pretty big tarot blog, now i have a somewhat big writing blog in a fandom (i just like to write, im in the fandom because it gives me something to tag my work with). sometimes i see people post content that’s more generic and romance related instead of with depth getting more likes than me and i feel like i loser but i think that’s just a recent thing anyway)

also i think it’s so sweet that your man liked you for long but stayed patient and respected your boundaries?? like yes bare minimum but having a good man like you that much that they waited it out and kept you in their life because they’d rather you be there in some form than not at all?? good job because that is an ACTUAL accomplishment

and of course job well to your hormones for triggering that hormonal ovulation wave that led you to this 🤭

may you last long and be happy and patient and kind with each other for eternity💗🧿

i hope u get to make changes to ur lifestyle that makes it easier for u to relax and chill out!!! <333

imposter syndrome is the WORSTTTT. i just think about how there are virtual massage therapists who do reiki healing over zoom and charge $$$$ for it and believe that if they can do it and get away with it, i can do what i do and be okay too hehe. we're all imposters and no one is actually good at anything, we're all just trying our best!!! dont think of success as something u have to "deserve",, you can just have it like its a part of life. you dont think too much about "deserving" education or sunlight or water, you believe you need it and you have it. success is similar, its a part of living, not something that u have to earn through virtue. if youre doing well, its because youre doing something right and thats good enough!!!

its sooo interesting u say that about arm guy being respectful and keeping boundaries lmaoo bc i always thought its a tactic most men use when they cant get with a girl: they say they'd like to stay friends because that means there's still a chance that you can someday get with her 😳as opposed to losing her completely. men crib about being friendzoned but they actually voluntarily enter that territory waiting for their turn with the girl🤢🤮

arm guy has an 8h stellium so i feel like there's more to him that i dont fully see yet. he's been respectful and gentlemanly with me but one time he told me about how him and his friends would stalk me on instagram and talk about how cute i was or whatever and it kinda gave me the ick 🤢🤢like i know thats a normal thing to do but the idea of a group of men all thirsting over me collectively made me 🤢 i sometimes wonder if he has told others about us yet in a braggy kinda way and i hateeee to think about it 🤢he's a good guy and everything but at the end of the day, he's just a guy

i think he stuck around bc he wanted me that bad but i honestly dont find that much of an accomplishment 😭😭i think most men are like that,, they'll do anything to get with u, ignore them, leave them on seen, unfollow them but they WILL persist 😭😭😭

idk about forever just yet lmaooo,, he's sweet and everything but its too soon for that type of talk. although i want us both to be happy together 💛💛and thats whats most important rn

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[thesungod]

No you're 100% right though literally what WAS the initial appeal of Solangelo if not the fact that Will isn't intimidated by/uncomfortable around Nico. It was his connection to the Underworld that made everyone else wary of him but Will didn't care. BoO even implied that it has NEVER been the case for Will to the extent that he can't really glean why everyone ELSE is so weird about Nico.

YEAH!

i used to have very negative feelings (kinda still do) about Will in BoO being like “nah nico you’re making up the fact that everyone treats you like dirt” after three books of the seven’s pov being like “nico was scary and creepy and he sucked”, but recently i’ve started to think it would make sense for will to say that and mean it, if he’s so genuinely un-scared and awestruck by Nico that he doesn’t get why others wouldn’t be.

not to mention that Nico has been burned so many times that it’s not too unrealistic for him to get mean and defensive to people who try to be his friends. He’s always polite and helpful to the Seven in HoO except for two moments: in the first one Jason asks him if they could be friends after the Cupid mess and Nico’s like L+ratio+mind your own business, in the other Percy tries to honestly thank him for getting Bob on their side and Nico tells him to fuck off.

all of this also adds layers to the idea that Will was never scared of Nico. Based on his HoO characterization, we can make the educated guess that Nico must have gotten nasty and attacked-first-as-a-defense-mechanism pretty often in the early stage of their tentative friendship, and he still decided to stick around.

he’s not even shown to be particularly impressed by nico’s powers in BoO. he’s like sure grandpa let’s get you to bed🙄 when Nico boasts that he will raise the dead to beat Will’s ass if he doesn’t get off or whatever, and it was surely an act, but it also indicated something important: Will was strong willed (lol) enough and liked Nico enough to not be deterred by Underworld stuff.

you’re telling me that a year and a half later, having won the hard battle for Nico’s heart, he suddenly would be not only terrified of everything Underworld, but even more so than we could have imagined?

i’ll admit that ToN was already setting this up by having Will be so disapproving of the Trogs, but i thought the main takeaway had been “okay, Will doesn’t always understand Nico, but he still thinks his boyfriend is supercool for what he does.” Will does end up learning they are pretty okay and shows a lot of bravery in the book.

i also feel like there’s an acceptable difference between will being personally not a fan of going underground and making friends with monsters and will thinking his boyfriend is the best🌈❤️ and so cool🤪💅🏻 for doing so. they can coexist. i personally hate doing sports but you know who i think is super great and wow? men and women who have those big biceps and go to the gym every day. marry me.

and i’m not even against him being a mean little bitch and going like “wow this place sucks🤨” (honestly apollo energy) in the Underworld, nor do i have problems with him being smart enough to be scared of Tartarus (if anything, it’s crazy that Nico is so chill) because it’s refreshing for fantasy heroes to be scared and losers, nor do i deny he’s been shown to be very anxious in ToA already.

i do however have a problem with him “not accepting Nico’s darkness” or shit because ? ? ? the idea could have worked, but i just can’t buy that they’ve been together for a year atp. how do you not know your boyfriend is part of The Horrors™️

i can’t believe i’m the one defending will solace of all people but give my man his balls back❗️

[evansbby]

OH MY GOD MENS ICKSSS- like there are few for me but when i get them its like an allergic reaction!

- when they do those internet dances FUCK ICK!! like the Dab or something fuck. (Except for that one video where benedict cucumber did it cyz that... that confused me. that made me produce an egg. NEXT.)

-slippers... idfk... sandals. mens toes are ew. with the fucking long hair on their toes and theyre so UNAPOLOGETIC about how thick and fat their toes are fucking GAG.

- when they flip their coat/shirt collars up (except for benedict as sherlock??? shit. AGAIN IDK WHY i might have to look into this and self refect.)

- when they have those super unfunny group chats with their friends where they talk as if theyre all geniuses ahead of the game wtf why do all men have those group chats??? and its never funny??? but they think it is??? everytime i catch a glimpse of it im like bitch the fuck 😭 im funnier than that surely. and they sound so fucking dumb everytime but PROUD. ick vicky wicky.

- when they cant deal with standing in lines. its like theyre too cool for it. bro no, you don't clean ur nails, stand in line like a normal human being and accept the shame u weirdly associate with being patient.

- when men barely talk to their children during family outings... thats just asking for me to commit a hate crime. not even an ick.

- cartoon shirts... anime shirts... quote shirts... id rather they wear banana patterns t shirts or something like... ITS FINE WHEN IM UNINTERESTED IN THE DUDE but like after fhat i cant help but look at it and wonder... "doth he hentai?" and then "is thee childish???" and then it makes me hate myself because im judging them way to hard and its double damage. coz im ick with him and ick with myself 😔

- SMOKING which is less icky then FUCKING VAPING WHAT. Both gives me loser vibes fucking pupping in a desolate corner every hour, begging for a light maybe. standing around awkwardly with people and delighting in your addiction. the whole thing is super mega ducky ick. Like WHY??? (the only exception is tommy shelby and sherlock- SPECIFICALLY the fictional characters. I saw benedict on the streets once and phsically cringed and crossed the street i wish i was joking thats how bad my ick was.)

- Long hair. no no i know some guys apparently look hot in it but i dont SEE it and i REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT. i had to INVESTIGATE for years why people found harry styles hot and had to cover the sides of his head with my hands to see him in short hair to understand he had potential. not. one. guy. with long hair looks hot. nope. even daemon i was like hUh? until he showed up in that one ep with short hair and i was like 🤤 Papa? Be my uncle ❤️ then his L'Oreal hair came back and he looked like a 🐴

- guys who try to be fashionable but they just look so shit. with the fuckin berets and big leather pants and vests and gun harneses 🙂‍↕️ my guy u look like what invented delete. like some dudes can do the shit out of and it just works but my guy... a clean shirt and some black trousers...

- guy sending sexy selfies... like who r u pouting for my dude 😭 just smile please 🤌✨

idk if these are icks but i felt these to my soul 🥹 im sorry its long i just had to get it off my chest HAHAH

luv u xoxo

-🐝🖖

oh wow bestie this is some list!!!

if by internet dances you mean like the tiktok dances then yes i wholeheartedly agree.. my man should ONLY have a tiktok for watching purposes. if he posts a thirst trap or him dancing to some trending song then that's it, he's not my man anymore lmfaoo. like that's so CRINGE tiktok dances are for the girlies!!! my man needs to have minimal social media presence hehe.

i kinda agree with the sandals one but i don't mind when men wear sliders sometimes in a casual way haha.

boys group chats are the worst most misogynistic cesspools of debauchery ever like truly boys are SO LAME when with their dumb friends so agree with that one.

i've never met a man who can't deal with standing in lines lol but tbh I HAVE ZERO PATIENCE therefore i myself hate standing in lines lmfaooo so my man would have to be the opposite of me. although i understand this one so this isn't an ick for me.

[wroteclassicaly]

Hi Kristen, I hope the holiday season has been treating you well.

So I've been following your blog for a while and I really enjoy your writing. I've seen you post quite a few times saying that your ask box and DM's are open to anyone who might need someone to listen to them or vent to. I hope me sending this is okay. I guess what I'm looking for is more along the lines of advice and if you'd rather not answer this ask I completely understand and I hope I didn't make you feel uncomfortable or cross a line. That wasn't my intention.

I run a blog on which I mostly write fluff and lately I've found the courage to include a tiny bit of spice in there as well. Not actual smut but I'd love to start writing more of that soon. But something's been holding me back from doing so and this might be a very stupid reason but it's impacted me quite a bit when it comes to writing smut. I'm in my mid 20's and I'm a virgin. I know I probably shouldn't feel this way but I genuinely feel like a loser and fraud for trying to write smut when I have nothing to draw from. I'm so afraid that it'll come out terrible because technically, I don't know what I'm talking about. I remember seeing you answer an ask a while back in which you said that you're a virgin with men and for the first time it made me feel less alone and like it would be okay for me to write smut too. That I didn't need to have experience just to be able to write something smutty but I've fallen back into that old feeling again. I feel stuck in my writing and whenever I try to write smut, despite how much I want to, I end up feeling bad about myself. Have you ever felt that way when you write smut? if so, what helped you to get over it?

I'm sorry this is probably a super weird ask to receive.

It is! How is yours, honey?

First off, I’m so grateful you felt comfortable enough to come to me and share this!

Don’t be ashamed about anything, alright?

Second, virginity is a social construct. You lose it when you feel ready. It doesn’t matter your age, as we all have reasons and circumstances. Media has brainwashed the opinions of what is expected of us. But what we need to remember is that we have our own stories/reasoning. ❤️

And finally, third, I’m proud of you for writing! I decided to channel my energy and gain experience that way. It’s also a helpful tool! A lot of people were surprised that I hadn’t had sex before. And this was before I lost it to my current partner.

I sometimes get sad that I don’t have experience with a man, but that’s only natural if that’s what you want sometimes. Don’t put so much stock into it, love! It doesn’t reflect you or your writing! You can have knowledge of sex without experiencing certain acts, I’ve learned that much! Just remember that research or asking friends is a big help if you think you might need it!

And tmi, but masturbation experiences are also great tools! Hell, I still have trouble writing blow jobs because I’ve never given one, lol. And I’ve only seen dicks on a screen, haha, so describing them is also tricky sometimes, but I just rely on my research! Our instincts are great as well!

Basically, what it all boils down to is being confident in your choice as a virgin and a writer, and not worrying about anyone else ❤️ I’ve felt this way though, so you’re definitely not alone! It can be an ongoing struggle (depends on the day, haha).

I say that you should continue your smut whenever you’re ready, and don’t feel like a fraud, because you’re not! Erotica is open to you, regardless of sexual status. There’s so much things in fic that even non-virgins don’t do, haha. And sex is waaaay sexier/less technical in fics (sometimes. ex: I could not take Steve easily)! Don’t feel bad and just keep going - that’s my advice!

[graysonsrambles]

‘Cause We’ve Ended As Lovers

gay ass little story. i ❤️ men.

word count: 769

“Andy, catch up! You’re too slow,” Keaton yelled back at the other man on the foggy beach.

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming…” Andy responded, jogging forward to catch up to Keaton. He tousled his salt sprayed hair, smiling at the olive skinned man in front of him. Keaton smiled back before turning around and continuing to walk. The two walked quietly next to each other, the sound of the sea splashing onto the beach filling the silence. Droplets of cold water occasionally hit their skin, causing one to shiver and the other to snicker at their misery.

After a long silence, Keaton finally broke the silence, turning to Andy. “Hey, Andy,” he said quietly. Andy hummed in response, looking at his feet as he walked. “How cold do you think the water is?”

Andy chuckled for a second before he looked at Keaton with dread in his eyes. “I swear to God, if you push me in the water-” However, his threat was cut off by Keaton suddenly grabbing his hand and dragging him into the water. Andy squealed in shock as Keaton laughed hysterically, dragging Andy further and further into the brisk ocean.

“C’mon, it’s fine!” Keaton said between laughs. Andy struggled against the tight grip Keaton had on his hand, but he lost his footing as a particularly strong wave knocked into his shins, and he fell back into the water. He screamed, glaring at Keaton, who was keeled over from laughter.

Andy got up from the water slowly, still shooting death stares at Keaton. Keaton looked at him seriously for a moment, then the two men burst out in laughter simultaneously.

As Keaton laughed, Andy took the opportunity to push him into the water, tossing him into the waves. “ANDY!” Keaton giggled, crawling through the water and grabbing Andy’s legs, dragging him into the water with him.

The two wrestled breathlessly in the water, laughing as they did so. Andy threw Keaton off of him, pinning him to the sand beneath the shallow shore. They chuckled for a second before the sound was replaced with their heavy breathing. The two made eye contact, staring into each other’s blown pupils as they caught their breath. Just… staring. Andy felt a fire bloom in his chest, and he leaned forward before…

Keaton grabbed Andy’s shoulders, throwing him into the water before running away onto the shore. He threw his arms up triumphantly as he declared “I win!”, watching as Andy got up from the water and followed Keaton onto the beach.

“Cheater…” Andy mumbled, smirking at Keaton. The fiery feeling lingered, a dull, sweet ache left in Andy’s chest, but he shook it off, ignoring it.

“What, mad because you lost? Maybe don’t spend so long catching your breath, loser.” Keaton chuckled as he walked up to Andy, grabbing his shoulder and smiling. “Maybe next time you’ll be better than me.”

“You’re such an ass, I don’t even know why I like you,” Andy said, however he was easily contradicted by the big goofy grin plastered on his face.

“Because I’m cool and hot,” Keaton said as he cupped his face with his palms. “Plus, you once said I’m your favorite parasite. You just can’t get rid of me.”

Andy huffed softly, shaking his head before he looked at Keaton again. The fiery feeling rose in his chest again, this time blush rising to his cheeks. His eyes lingered on Keatons, before they dipped lower, locking on his lips. Jesus, Keaton always had nice lips…

Keaton stepped forward, looking at Andy with soft eyes, before the two collided their lips together, kissing passionately. After a moment or two, they pulled away, staring at each other. “Woah…” Keaton whispered, his jaw slack.

“Yeah…” Andy replied, smiling slightly. “You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to do that…”

Keaton rolled his eyes, huffing. “You could’ve told me, I would’ve said yes, you big dork.”

“Shut up,” Andy laughed, grabbing Keaton’s face and kissing him again, this time for longer. When they finally pulled away, they were both breathing heavily, their hearts pounding in their chests, their pupils dilated.

“You’re really fucking pretty, man…” Keaton whispered, taking in all of Andy’s features in a way he had never done before.

“Who’s the big dork now, huh?” Andy smiled, grabbing Keaton’s hand. As the two walked hand in hand back to Keaton’s truck, they felt content. The coldness of the sea and the fog that surrounded them meant nothing compared to the warmth that flowed between them.

They were together now, and they would be forever. ‘Cause they’ve ended as lovers.

[teddybeartoji]

hiii my sweets!!! how was ur halloweeen?? i told u i was going to the club and i did!!! being a loser lesbian is actually so fucked up bc i saw and talked to this rly beautiful girl and i never asked for her name or anything😭😭😭 Actually evil. but i had funnn!!! alsooo i saw a girl dressed as gojo and i almost fell to my knees... she was BUFF AS HELL. also my childhood friend dressed as sukuna🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎 it is hard being a lesbian in these trying times. ok enough ab me..

UR TOJI POSTS HAVE ME GOING BANANAS!!!! (/pos) as a lesbian i love turning men into women/gnc lesbians... and ever since ive followed u my affinity for toji has gone CRAZY like thats my beautiful butch wife❤️ (we can share right mickey🙏🙏🙏🙏 pleek) satoru too but i fear if i get started i will not stop yapping!

ok thats all from me for now my november is very busy so i might disappear for a bit from ur ask box but ILY!!!

- ur lesbian lover🩷⚢

OMGG HAI ANGELL:33333333333333 "loser lesbian"😭😭😭 i love you so muchhgsadghashgdghasgh THAT'S OKAYYYYY you were just so awestruck by her beauty i feel like forgetting to ask for somebody's name is a very understandable thing esp when the conversation is flowing well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOJO AND SUKUNA OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD I WISH I HAD BEEN THERE WITHH YOUU I'M SO JEALOUS THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE DREAMMM WAHHHHH

BUTCH WIFE TOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF COURSE WE CAN SHARE LOVEY!!!!!!! toji has a big heart actually it has room for all of us<333333333 godd you have no idea how giddy it makes me when ppl say that they've started to love toji more bc of me and or my writing like that's sooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHH I LOVE YOUUUU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tshxrin]

hello, roaches and rats❤️

If you've known me from my insta/discord, hi bro, if you know me from somewhere else- i think you should kill yourself, jk. (Why would you follow a stranger-)

EITHER WAY IM GONNA YAP HERE, I dont got no one to yap to, coz I usually spam their texts and theyre too busy with their partners (mahi reference btw) to pay attention to me even though im the realest one out there fr.

Anyway hi, im ren, but i think i've got a few nicknames, like rennie, renpodd, shurin. Also people, ESPECIALLY MEN love to call me a piece of shit or mentally unsound/insane, love you all fr😇🤞

I  have the humor of a plastic spoon, but like its okay because people vibe w it fr; also i REALLLYYY like kuromi, i kin her tbh, daydreaming about men is so real, SPEAKING ABOUT MEN SIMON GHOST RILEY IS SO ARRUGGGHJHH, masked men are actually🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏,, i also gane religiously, but im mid at all the games I play😝😝. (Valorant, overwatch, codm & fortnite 4 any1 whos wondering.)

Also I think I have a caffeine addiction, like actually idk, but monster tastes good, like diabetes and synthetic flavors yum😍😍. But ong, the cherry flavored monster and ALL the punch flavors (except pacific punch, whoever likes that I wish death upon you, you fucking weirdo.) Slap fr. Also I have an emotional attachment to fruits basket, (the anime) shit was an emotional roller coaster but I think its a suggestion, shit actually had me in emotional distress for a week, NOT MORE THAN THIS ONE BOY WHO HAD ME DISTRESSED FOR 2 MONTHS LMAOAOAOAOA, speaking about boys lemme give you guys some ren lore.

Back in the old days (2021) I was a discord kid (still am), met a filipino guy through a mutual friend, bro was a sweetheart n shi we talked, he admitted he liked me, and when he was courting me he went offline GHOSTED ME FOR A MONTH, and GUESS.FUCKING.WHAT. he comes back, WITH A BOYFRIEND. A BOYFRIEND. Actually had me flabbergasted, but tbh i should've known better, I mean he was an asian twink, who was 100% a bottom, toxic relationship and bad parents so shi thats kinda canon, WUBDIAISKSKWO either way my point is crying over relationships is kinda gay, cry over your grades instead you fucking loser🤑🤑. Being suicidal over grades is a big W, being suicidal over a boy/girl just means youre an insecure piece of shit, okay maybe i shouldn't be so harsh but ykwimykwim.

BUT LIKEEE, despite all these I met some actual homies online, like ongod theyre my second family, i would 100% eat rusty nails coated with sulphuric acid if they asked me to, and im pretty sure if theyre reading this they know who they are LMAOOOO.

Anyway I had my english final today, lemme tell you the paper was so GAY. The reading part made me want to gouge my eyeballs out and submerge them acid, LIKE BRO-paper was pretty easy even though i went unprepared, barely touched the book LMAOO, but it was really lengthy. Like really lengthy, 6 PAGES WORTH OF A QUESTION PAPER, it took me 3 hours to finish it (we get 3 hours for the test), but bro☹️ i wanted to take a big fat nap in the class after i speedran the english paper but NOOOO, she had to make it so fucking big like girl I bet the reason why you make everything so fucking lengthy and big is because you dont get the satisfaction of big things with that undercooked ground beef patty ass husband you got, ongod who gives assignments a weel before finals, AND THEYRE SO TIME CONSUMING TOO LIKE TFF??? OTHER SUBJECTS EXIST??!??!, wow thats a lot of yapping, i love yapping tho, im a professional yapper, I think its just my undiagnosed adhd because I just went from talking about my love for kuromi and masked men to absolutely shitting on my english teacher's existence- maybe i'll drop some ren lore next time 🙏🙏

[bratdykebarbie]

📌 please put your age in your bio/pinned before following me! 📌

‼️ also pls do not follow me if you are under 21, fully identify as a cishet man, or follow from an eating disorder/self-harm blog ‼️

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hi I’m bratdykebarbie 🍒🐰

(formerly cherryykitten, cherryybunny)

welcome to my little corner of tumblr, you can call me cherry, Barbie, or anything nice 🍒

I’m a 26 y/o lesbian femme dyke from the US 💖

not a girl but not, like, NOT a girl 🖤🩶🩷🤍🩷🩶🖤

she/her, they/them, or a combo work for me ☺️

taken by the best Mommy and dreaming of wife life 💖🔐💖

99.8% subby bratty baby bottom with a lil demon streak 🥺💖😈

every single thing I post is for the sapphics, lesbians, wlw, dykes, fags, sluts, girlies (gender neutral), homos, carpet munchers, cocksuckers, whores, queer babes—all of you pls consume all of my content with the utmost disrespect 💖

trans women are 100000% included in the above groups, and I post a lot of content about trans lesbians. as I figure out my own gender I feel an intense emotional connection with trans women, and it is so important to me to love on y’all 💖

attn: non-cishet men and/or ppl who identify partially as male or masc in any way*—you absolutely can follow, this isn’t rly a “men dni” space, I love you funky gender ppl 💖

if you’re questioning if you’re “too” male/masc to qualify then you probably aren’t cishet in which case come on in 💖

also welcome: anyone who previously identified or still feels like/presents as a cishet man and are figuring out their gender! I love you! good luck in your journey! 💖

*🚫 this does NOT include “transandrophobia truthers” and other transmisogynists, fuck off on outta here 🚫

I follow/send asks/like from sa*************ht ✨

header art is “When the butterflies are just warning signs” by Relm of RelmArtist 🌸

“my gender is just left of girl” post by the lovely @femmedummy (formerly femmeidiot) 💖

title is from “(BDE) Big Dyke Energy” by FLAVIA 💖

feel free to ask me anything 💐

love y’all 💖

(updated 9/27/24)

ADDENDUM UPDATED 6/2/24

I will not tolerate TERF shit, “gender critical” nonsense, or other transphobia/transmisogyny on my blogs. get the fuck out of here with that shit, you are not welcome. fix your hearts or die 🫀🔪

rules/dni, kinks/likes, and tags under the cut ⬇️💖

basic rules

❤️ put ur age in ur bio ❤️

❌ no minors/under 21/TERFs/transmisogynists/other bigots/cishets/Nazis/gross old men w/ stolen porn blogs/etc ❌

❌ no “afab transfem” shit/no TME ppl who call themselves transfem(me), no ~transandrophobia truther~ losers, no transmisogynists of any flavor, fix your shit ❌

❌ no non-transfem sissy/cd/trap blogs ❌

❌ pls don’t follow if you post any extreme cnc/violence, actual non-consent, pedophilia, the word r*pe, gore, thinspo, self-harm, anything with blood (vampire stuff is fine), “icky kiddo” stuff, actual incest, scat/emeto, gun play, drowning/suffocation, necro, bestiality (furries incl sexual are fine), or gaslighting/kidnapping/extreme psychological stuff ❌

❌ also pls don’t follow if you PRIMARILY post fauxcest, abdl, M/s, feet, somno, intox, or piss ❌

(those last ones aren’t major triggers so if you post a variety of other things it’s probably fine, I’ll evaluate on a case-by-case basis, I’m generally ok with you following me, if you’ve been following me and are just now seeing any of this then you’re fine. also, if I follow you first, then you’re good obvs)

❌ again for the court, absolutely no fucking TERFs/rAdFeM/“gender critical” bullshit, get the fuck off my blog and genuinely please fix your hearts or die ❌

💚 kinks/things I like & post fairly often 💚

—“good girl”, brat play, breeding*, sucking girls’ dicks, cum/swallowing/facials, teasing, dirty talk/talking me through an orgasm, overstim, “mommy” as a title, gentle/soft domination, loving degradation, hickeys/bruises/marks/scratching/biting, the words “cunt”/“pussy”/“cock”/“dick”/“hole”, a very gentle hand around my neck, the word “little”**, being gagged, being called “baby”, using the vibe during, collars, being called bunny/kitten/puppy/pet, having my ass smacked during, taking pictures, making audios, being passed around by more than one girl at a time

* NOT pregnancy but “I’m gonna put a baby in you/knock you up” is 🥵

** “little slut”, “little pet”, “little angel”, “[perfect/precious/sweet/good/etc] little [noun]”

⚠️ things I like a little/in concept and want to explore/do more & don’t post as much ⚠️

—face slapping, free use, light spanking/impact, bondage/shibari, bigger toys, service topping, giving prostate orgasms, VERY light somno (sleepy but not asleep), leashes, being recorded, “daddy” as a title

🏷️ tags (need updating) 🏷️

horny text posts - #bratdykebarbie.txt; also #cherryykitten.txt and #cherryybunny.txt 💞

miscellaneous/personal text posts - #bratdykebarbie.misc; also #cherryykitten.misc and #cherryybunny.misc ✏️

any pics I post - #bratdykebarbie.jpg; also #cherryykitten.jpg and #cherryybunny.jpg 📸

posts from Dyke Week 2024, spent with 2 tumblr friends and full of the hottest nastiest gay sex - ​#dyke week 2k24 💖🌈🍊🐰🐝🌈💖

asks and submissions—

#bratdykebarbie asks / #bratdykebarbie subs

old asks/submissions—

#cherrybunny asks / #cherryybunny submissions

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#cherrykitten asks / #cherryykitten submissions

〰️ this section was last updated 9/13/2024 〰️

[allaboutprincessdeerpression]

Fixed it.

Kathryn Rose Outlaw/ Kent Rose Outlaw ❤️||Fem/Fluid/Poly||29||Pan||Taken/Engaged||He/she/they|| ❤️ A sweet Blue haired (dye now and again) person who just wants to make friends. i draw anything from romantic pairing art to concept art of my ocs and characters i like from shows and movies! if you wanna chat just add me on Discord -Tech-Sexual-#1092 i don't bite (No drama please) Name: Kat, Kent, Kitty/Kitten (to the ones who are dating me) Age: 29, Jan 10th Gender: female Sexual Orientation: Anyone (pansex) Status: Taken Personality type: INFP-T Sign: Capricorn About me: Star wars - Overwatch - TF2 - Dead by daylight - Fallout - Zelda - ||𝘍𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭||𝘛𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘴||𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘴 &𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴||20'𝘴-90'𝘴| |𝘗𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯||𝘍𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘺||Like a loser||𝘐𝘯 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯|

Artist since i was 4 years old, i love making friends and drawing so lets be friend let's hang out! i have been drawing since i was 4 years old and it's only grown from there, i love to do new things when it comes to my craft, i can be sensitive but I'm a no none since kind of person. I'm not the type to sit and let others walk all over me.

Kathryn Margeurite Clark/Will fuck anyone who enables me and strikes my ego/In the middle off trapping a sugar daddy/ Please think I'm woke 

A manipulate cunt who just wants to surround herself with enablers. I draw smut and FCs for said smut. 

Here's my discord so I can never talk to you unless I need to whine about people calling out my bullshit and how my life is soo haaarrddd while buying hundreds of dollars of OCs Ill never use and you struggle to keep your bills paid and your cabinets stocked. 

Name: Kat, unless we're 'dating then call me the most cliche pseudo kinky pet name to ever exist so I can pretend I'm not a gross NEET. 

Age: Too old to be doing the shit I do. 

Gender: female, which contradicts what I previously said lmao 

Orientation: Anyone because it makes me look so woke but the fact I've only ever dated men then my bestie only AFTER he transitioned says different. Please notice the token f/f sona ship art I've done maybe twice in my art career though, it totally counts!!111 I'm so woke!! 

Personality type: manipulative, spoiled woman child.

Sign: Red Flag  

About me: fandoms are my personality. Im not like other girls. 

Feminine/Too lazy to keep up on my appearance so Iclaim it's my masc side and call myself fluid/

I love finding new people to manipulate and use until they've served their purpose then I stop talking to them or move accounts without telling them. Just check my previous profiles and lists of 'friends' who I no longer acknowledge. So let me befriend you so I can whine to you and use you for sympathy and art! 

I've grown since I started at age four but by grown, I mean I've learned how to steal in less obvious ways. I love to learn new ways to rip people and their ideas off. Im a womanchild, a drama queen if you will, and I will throw a fit if I don't get my way and act like its my way of being a big tough girl. Im also illiterate and couldn't be bothered to look up the word "nonsense".  I live when people walk on me because it gives me so much victim points to use!! But I'll pretend to be a hardened tough girl about it so I can keep alive my Manic Pixie Dreamgirl facade. Im actually quite lazy, spoilt and entitled. 

My specialty as an artist lies mostly within conceptualism, more specifically, character design. As a child, it was my dream to want to be able to create characters like the ones I saw in order to inspire others as they did me. Since then, my interests have broadened to an almost infinite span, and I'm learning new tricks of the trade every day.

I fancy myself a character designer but almost all of my characters were bought from actual character designers with taxpayer money that should be going to my bills and wellbeing. When I do bother to make something myself, it's typically ripped off from someone else's idea. 

As a child, I wanted to come up with interesting characters and inspire ideas in others but I'm only about as creative as the next art and OC thief, but so long as I'm not being discovered, I can delude myself into thinking I've contributed anything of value to the fandoms I hop through.

Speaking of, I join and leave fandoms depending on quickly I become bored of whichever Canon male I ship myself with, so don't ask me anything substantial about the actual franchise because I'm just here to fuck the main guy. I learn new ways to rip off ideas and flat out trace without being immediately detected every day and will keep doing so even if I get banned from every site for being a remorseless thief. 

[pacifymebby]

Hey it’s the age gap crush anon and okay so basically I’m about to be 22 so not underage lol and he’s about 30. I think my big apprehension about pursuing an older guy is my family judging me. But yeah I’m definitely similar in that I don’t want to be going out with “laddy youth boys that want to go clubbing” as I’m a very laid back person.

And the situation with his ex girlfriend is honestly we haven’t talked in years. We just drifted apart naturally and haven’t talked since. So it’s not like I’m going to be losing a friend over pursuing him or that I’d be causing some kind of awkward rift as we never see each other.

I do really want to see him again but I have really bad anxiety and the idea of being the first one to ask him out for coffee or a drink is like soul crushing. I started a conversation with him over messages after that night but it ended and he hasn’t said anything since :/ and because we were never close before (I was mostly friends with his girlfriend not really him) I don’t know if he’d think it was weird that I was asking him out for a drink. So sorry this is such a long message and thank you for the help ❤️

Okay so, taking this and ur other message into consideration I think you're all good to persue him if it's what you want.

About your not wanting him to think he's violating you or corrupting you, if he has that attitude towards you when you're 22, way over legal age, then he's not a good guy or at least not a guy that's going to treat you with much respect, so if he were to reject you over that then that's a win for you honestly.

I think in terms of the friend you can just completely disregard that issue and not stress about it.

And as for being anxious and inexperienced and hating the thought of being the one to ask him out, Id say, think about how many men will just ask girls they don't know that well out for a drink. It happens all the time and no one ever questions it. So try to have confidence in yourself there, it's not as big a deal as you're lead to believe.

Worst case scenario, you're awkward and nervous and it's endearing/cute

Best case scenario you get what you want.

I think that it's scarier because you're inexperienced and stuff, and because you've never experienced a rejection or something like that before.

When I was 22 I asked a guy out, he said yes and then he stood me up, I thought it was the most embarrassing thing ever and I was gutted. It really knocked my confidence, I was mortified by the whole situation. Didn't want to admit to anyone it had happened. Hut guess what bestie, I survived it, I got through it and I'm ngl, I've asked handful of people out since had yeses had nos, but my point is I experienced a massive fear of mine coming true and when it came true the world didn't end and it was embarrassing but it wasn't soul destroying embarrassing and also, I survived the embarrassment and recovered from it. And I have it on good authority that I came out on top in that situation, the guys a loser now haha.

So yeah, for as much as you can work yourself up and scare yourself silly about whether you will be rejected or whether he will think it's weird you're asking him for a drink. It's worth just trying anyway because the consequences will not be as bad as you think.

Also, something I've noticed about older adults or older young adults whatever, especially men, is that text conversations do just end, and then you pick them back up again whenever, maybe send a handful of messages, don't speak for a week and then some other reason to message comes up and you have another small conversation. But generally you don't send one another back and forth texts all the time. I used to stress about it with B but I'm getting used to it now haha.

I hope you get to see him tomorrow! Good luck I'm rooting for you ❤️