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Sorry Cellbit, you and team BOLAS?!?!?!? already adopted Philza as your Dadza
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp purgatory#qsmp cellbit#qsmp philza#qsmp baghera#qsmp slimecile#qsmp foolish#qsmp jaiden#just missing carre in this comic GDI#but he wasn't when that convo happened#SO MANY TAGS LOL
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Belphegor followed you down the hall as you dragged your suitcase. It wasn’t very big, but it was still heavy and annoying to lug over the thick decorative carpets. Every time one came to an end, the luggage thudded loudly back onto the hardwood floor.
“You sure you have everything? You packed the pillow I gave you?” Belphegor sluggishly matched his pace to yours. Having long legs must be nice.
“Of course, I triple checked.” ”Good. That’s my fifth favorite pillow, so you have to come back and return it, ok?”
You nodded as the suitcase went over another bump. This was your third time going over this exact conversation.
It wasn’t just the youngest, all of the brothers were antsy about your little trip. It was written all over their faces as you arrived at the foyer where they were waiting. Satan and Asmodeus solemnly stood up from the steps they were sitting on. Mammon and Leviathan had a hard time looking at you, their eyes darted all over the walls and ceiling. Beelzebub offered to move your suitcase by the door.
Just one weekend away. That was it. Solomon volunteered to take you back to the human world for a bit. You couldn't let a rare trip home pass by, as who knew when the next opportunity would arise. You could eat some normal food for once and stock up on your favorite human things. Though, your housemates reacted like you were leaving for a year.
“Did you pack everything?” Lucifer asked.
“Of course, I triple checked.” Deja-vu.
“Even the lotion I gave you?” Asmodeus looked so worried. He loosely took hold of your forearm with a tear in his eye. “Don’t forget, the sun is awful this time of year. I’ll never forgive you if you come back looking like a lobster.”
“Asmo, I won’t.” You grinned at his silly concern and leaned in for a hug. Asmodeus did not disappoint.
Everyone else took a step forward, hoping for a hug of their own, as Asmodeus breathed into your ear, “I’ll be waiting.”
“You have my number. If anything goes wrong, call me.” Lucifer sounded so reliable as he placed a hand on your shoulder.
There were half a dozen chimes of “mine, too!” and “same here!”
You’d been away for longer trips. How in the world did these guys survive for so many millennia before you met them? You turned to look at Lucifer, wanting to counter that Devildom phones didn’t even work in the human world, but he probably knew that already.
"Don't talk to strangers," he reminded, "and don't go out alone at night. Some humans are worse than demons." He wrapped his arms around you and wished “safe travels.”
Mammon stepped up next. He forced himself to stare at you, haughtily playing off the sadness he was really feeling. His bottom lip jutted out a little more than usual. “Well! You’ll bring me back a good souvenir, right?”
“Oh? I don’t know, I might not have time…” It was playful banter, yet your words shocked him. Mammon’s eyes widened. He began stammering and gripped your fingers. You quickly performed damage control, “Joking! I’m joking, Mammon. Of course I’ll get you a souvenir.”
The younger siblings piped up, “us too!”
“I’m getting everyone souvenirs, don’t worry!” You already had a few gift ideas in mind.
Mammon put his forehead on your shoulder and a hand on your back that he rubbed. “But mine’ll be the best. I trust ya.”
“Don’t let Solomon give you any food he cooks,” Beelzebub warned. “Actually, don’t let Solomon give you any food. Ever.” He tried to give you a lumpy-looking cloth bag, no doubt filled with homemade treats to take with you. It smelled scrumptious. Only issue was, the bag was half your size.
“Beel, there’s food in the human world. I can’t take all this, why don’t you enjoy it with your brothers?”
Beelzebub frowned, setting aside his present. It tilted under the weight of its own contents. You felt a slight pang of guilt, but how could you carry it all? That much food could last you a week.
He picked you up for his hug, your toes dangling several inches off the floor until he gently set you back down. Belphegor caught you as you regained your footing.
His hug was simple and cozy. He tucked a strand of your hair behind an ear. “Don’t forget about my pillow.”
You suspected that if you ever actually tried to run away, these seven would go to the ends of the three realms to find you.
Satan nudged your luggage, observing the way it slided forward an inch. It was heavy to you, but clearly not them. “That’s really all you’re bringing? Do you have enough clothes?”
“Yes! You helped me pack!” The repetition was really starting to grate on you. Things were never this crazy when one of them had to leave the house for a few days. They wouldn't even care unless somebody went mysteriously unseen for over a week. “You all know I’ve got everything under control. I’ll be back in two days.”
“Hey, how come Satan got to help you pack?” Mammon complained.
“We did too,” Belphegor said, his twin in agreement.
“It was a group effort,” according to Asmodeus.
Mammon crossed his arms. "No way! You let these guys see your underwear?"
Satan ignored them. “Do you want another book for the road?”
“I’ll be fine.” You gave Satan his hug. After letting go, his fingers hovered by your side. “We’re teleporting there anyway. I don’t think there’ll be time to read anything.”
One suspiciously quiet demon in the back stared at the floor. “Two days,” he sighed. Leviathan did a poor job of hiding how upset he was.
“Levi, aren’t you going to say goodbye?”
“Yes!?” His head jerked up, met your gaze, and looked down again.
“I can’t leave until I get a full set of hugs from everyone,” you admitted. “I’m missing a very valuable part of the collection.”
Asmodeus and Mammon readily offered themselves for a second go. Leviathan’s cheeks flushed with envy and he grabbed you a little roughly, squishing his face into your shoulder. “You’ll take lots of pictures? A-and you won’t forget about us?”
You scoffed, “how could I forget about you? We’re bound together by a pact, aren’t we?” As for photos… you didn't know what would be interesting, but it couldn't hurt to take a bunch anyway.
Lucifer cleared his throat, signaling to Leviathan it was time to let go. "I miss you already," he muttered.
The seven of them followed you out of the house and down to the House of Lamentation’s front gate. It was like having a school of fish circling you. You could call it a miracle they weren't following you onto the main road, but if they went that far you knew they'd unreasonably demand Solomon take them along too.
“It’s just one weekend!” you reiterated. “Take care, you guys.”
They peered at you through the fence bars, waving when you glanced over. It was a sad sight, and possible attempt to make you come rushing back. If it was this bad already, you didn't want to think about how they'd act if you were going away for one week.
#maybe sequel when I come back? this was supposed to be more funny but it turned into more fluffy. hm!#i think my original thought was “mc going to a sleepover at purgatory hall and lucifer being all 'overprotective parent' about it”#idk about this but i wanted to get it out of my system so i'd stop thinking about it#obey me! swd#obey me swd#obey me!#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me x mc#obey me x reader#obey me scenarios#omswd#obey me x you#obey me brothers#obey me fanfic#obey me drabble#obey me fluff
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did you go and make promises you can't keep?
#well when you break them.....#this was going into forever wip purgatory but i saved it maybe#anyways#jean saying he should've protected elodie bc she was just a kid#:(#sigh#aftg#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#all for the game#aftg fanart#the sunshine court#tsc#tsc spoilers#elodie moreau#jean moreau#jean yves moreau#j&e
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light upon the sea
#my art#genshin impact#xiao#i did this for liyuezine last year and now it has been freed from zine purgatory!!!!!!#yippeeee!!!!!!#the zine is doing leftover sales now on twitter#i liked lantern rite i like stories about turning remembrance into celebration#i stole the caption from one of the lantern rite quest names because hey#if it works it works#i like it when a phrase can have multiple interpretations#anyways#this piece is old now LOL and in retrospect there are some things i would have done differently but i like the art i did for the screen :)
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Dean thesis statement
#Dean and his abandonment issues#I like when they get a little jealous#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#destiel#castiel#misha collins#deancas#jensen ackles#spn crack#benny lafitte#jealous Dean#purgatory#Purgaytory#ty olsson#spn text post#spn memes#deanbenny#deancasbenny
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they were sleeping together at this point
#fr i think Cas was in Dean's room many of those nights + just hanging out even if they only talked/sat in silence + watching him sleep#like that is my goggles-off version#goggles on i think they were fucking on the nights cas was in the bunker both when things were looking up + when antsy and frustrated..#like when Dean comes back from purgatory pissed they lost Gabriel…#Castiel like… ok not getting laid tonight but is so glad he’s back…. + Dean is glad to be back even though he feels so guilty…#nice to be in his own bed in his own room + not the dirt with fucking ketch of all people!!#misses his bed… misses his pillow… even though he can’t sleep#but Cas is there to talk to him… or just sit in silence until he finally crashes..#whatever man#supernatural#dean winchester#castiel
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Lilith, surprised when Adam’s contact picture shows up on her phone: Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re supposed to be dead aren’t you? I felt the deal break months ago
Adam, who got sick of his and Lucifer’s UST last night and made a move: I mostly lived bitch, I just had to ask YOU PICKED THE BORING ASS BEACHES OF PURGATORY OVER SEX WITH THAT MAN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#adamsapple#sinner adam#guitarduck#hazbin hotel lilith#suggestive#cw sex mention#Lilith is in purgatory theory#Adam: You fumbled lady FUMBLED#Lilith: …..I’d tell you to go to hell but apparently when you do that you fuck my other ex husband#This doesn’t follow the timeline of the whole series I’ve got going on#Just general guitarduck content
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Jensen Ackles | Purgatory Con, Düsseldorf, Germany, May 26, 2024 [x]
#Jensen Ackles#purgatory 8#purcon 8#*#He always was a decent person#and I truly hate how some nasty people attached some awful labels to his name all bc of a ship#or how some this or that person changed him#when he's always been a kind and decent person#about jensen
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good to know he dreams himself pretty even in purgatory, you go babygirl <3 join the campaign @renewasacrew
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd spoilers#ofmd s2 spoilers#tvgifs#tvarchive#ofmdsource#ofmdaily#edward teach#ofmd gifs#ofmdgifs#dailypiratemedia#ofmd edit#ofmdedit#my gifs#when i say it took me hours to colour this to show how injured he is in purgatory :')))))
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Dr: sir you can’t go in there, we said not to put too much strain on your heart
Bakugo: I’m literally fine??? *opens the door*
Deku: Kacchan 🥰
Bakugo:
Bakugo:
Bakugo: put my surgery bills under his name immediately
#he blacks out but of course when he comes too he’s finding Deku again RINSE AND REPEAT#being in love PURGATORY#bkdk#dkbk#bakudeku#dekubaku#:’)#ktdk#mha 424#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers
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Everything that you will be doing from this point on is for the safety of the eggs
Disregard your friendships
There is no room for sympathy in this land
#that moment when you have to fight the guy you like/husband/platonic husband#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#qsmp fanart#qsmp fitmc#qsmp pac#qsmp missa#qsmp philza#qsmp cellbit#qsmp roier#hideduo#death duo#guapoduo
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Pac: Why is she sad? My god, she's devastated! Guaxinim?
Guaxinim: I think she wanted...
Gris: I want 100 reais.
Pac: She wants 100– [Laughs] She's sad because she wants 100 reais?
Guaxinim: [Innocently] You don't have 100 reais, do you?
Pac: [Laughs] I have negative 100 reais, Guaxinim. Gris, I'm just like you! I'm sad too.
Guaxinim: [Whispering to Gris] Cancel the plan, cancel the plan, go back to normal.
Pac: What do you mean? Wait, wait, wait– [Laughs] No no no–
First rule of passa tudo: make sure your target has money before trying to scam them! 😅 (Thank you to sebbs12 and disfrutalakia for double-checking my translations and transcript! The help is really appreciated!)
[Full Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]
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Pac: [Gasps in delight] Oi, Guaxinim!
Guaxinim: Oi!
Pac: How cool it is to see you here! Oi Gris!
Guaxinim: Look, how cute.
Pac: How cute you and Gris are here!
Gris: oi :( I'm so sad.
Pac: Why is she sad?
Guaxinim: I don't know, man.
Pac: My god, she's devastated! Guaxinim?
Guaxinim: I think she wanted...
Gris: I want 100 reais.
Pac: She wants 100– [Laughs] She's sad because she wants 100 reais?
Guaxinim: [Innocently] You don't have 100 reais, do you?
Pac: [Laughs] I have negative 100 reais, Guaxinim. Gris, I'm just like you! I'm sad too.
Guaxinim: [Whispering to Gris] Cancel the plan, cancel the plan, go back to normal.
Pac: What do you mean? Wait, wait, wait– [Laughs] No no no–
Guaxinim: [Laughing]
Gris: kkkkkk
Pac: I can't believe what you're doing with poor Gris to get money!
Gris: bom dia tio Pac [Good morning Tio Pac]
Pac: Bom dia, bom dia. [Laughs] Seriously, how is a crazy plan like this going to work, huh? Insanity!
Guaxinim: [Dancing with Gris] Muahaha! Muahahaha! We're the most badass evil duo, got it?
Pac: How incredible, man. You guys are great, you're even in sync! Did you guys already get 100 reais?
#Pactw#Guaxinim#Gris#Arkanis#Pac#*Falls to my hands and knees* I am not immune to cute little pseudo-children characters in MC series#Gris is so charming#I also love Guaxinim he was fun in Purgatory so I'm already inclined to love him in Arkanis#I can barely watch things because I've got a lot of work / irl responsibilities#but I adore Arkanis and all the characters so much#I never seem to catch stream for long when Denix is around though so I don't have any clips of them (the little Green Ghost)#Edited#Subtitles#Translated#Where's that ''Buttercup is a master at manipulation'' post? That's Gris#lmao#I love them all#also I LOVE that laugh Guaxinim makes while Pac's saying ''What do you mean?'' Pfttt#Portfolio
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the one thing I absolutely need in s3 is ed and stede just fucking around again. acting stupid together. hanging out. want them to do more of that “blackbeard’s bar and grill” roleplay shit, fueled by rhys and taika’s unstoppable chemistry. but it’s gonna be different than in s1 because now 50% of the time those roleplays will turn into a sex thing
#our flag means death#ed was def thinking of stede when he did that jeff’s inn by the sea thing in purgatory btw#ofmd s2#ofmd season 3#gentlebeard#ofmd#ofmd season 2#our flag means gay#gay pirates#ofmd s3#stede bonnet#edward teach#ed x stede#blackbonnet
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thinking about tubbo yelling "THEY SHOULDNT HAVE WON!" about bolas today during the qsmp awards and, ya know, a major reason they won was simply mind games against everyone else:
cellbit and foolishs massive fuck off lava sandcastle for the egg war that the other teams got frustrated and downright gave up on by the end
the entire team running with the idea of gradually fucking up their skins, yelling nonsense and never taking off the gas masks
tubbo talking about how he had genuine nightmares about the murder husbands despite the fact they are his actual irl good friends
cellbit breaking out fucking "queridinho" at pac during the flag event (cellbit pls get less good at acting, this shit was actually terrifying)
the whole teams' demeanor during the entire event of: "why would we do that? WELL, WE'RE FUCKING C R A Z Y THAT'S WHY!"
- also that they had the combo of fucking good coordinaters and builders and fighters but also were so destroyed by the event that some of them had physical reactions to the stress *IRL* - making them Impossible To Predict
ending in tubbo losing the 1v1 with phil (and therefore the event) because he was simply too psyched out
Bolas Rojas was pure psychological warfare.
#honorable mentions of jaiden screaming kys and charlie vacuuming the desert and misclickduo fucking in the spawn pool#like what were the other teams meant to do when bolas was fucking nuts from day one but secretly also had some the most competent players#and tubbo will always be a lil salty lmao#qsmp#qsmp tubbo#bolas rojas#qsmp purgatory
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Get his ass
#when you’re stuck in monster land with your ex#it’s just two divorced dads against god#supernatural#destiel#sastiel#sassy cas#spn#dean winchester#castiel#deancas#misha collins#jensen ackles#spn crack#purgatory#purgaytory#spn 15x09#15x09#divorce arc
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Purgatory eye's least favourite guy
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#was suffering from brainrot when I drew this#qsmp philza#qsmp purgatory#philza fanart#philza minecraft#q philza#purgatory fanart#purgatory philza
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