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"content creator" is a corporate word.
we are artists.
#anti ai#fuck ai#artists on tumblr#please do not call me or any artist a content creator#i'm an artist. a fanartist. a designer. but not a content creator#ai clowns in my replies will be deleted and blocked without response so do not waste your breath#you are not an 'artist' for generating an image any more than you are a chef for ordering from a restaurant. someone Else did the work.#owen dennis just deleted all his blue sky stuff again and i hate that he does that because he makes such interesting comments#about the entertainment industry lmao i need to just. start screenshotting every smart thing he says#anyway thats why i decided to finally make this when its been sitting in drafts for a few months#owen dennis#edit - if you dont know who owen dennis is he's the creator of one of the best animated series of the last 20 years (Infinity Train)#he's very open about talking about art and the entertainment/animation industry on social media and in his newsletter and hes so cool 4 it
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new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#file name pupys btw bc they r all. pupys#6 pupys in this image#cries eternally u kno the cruel thing is there is no winning fr me when it comes 2 creating art fr this series#i draw them in canon situations i experience pain i draw them in noncanon Relaxed situations i experience pain#illusion of choice.....#regardless i care them so much i would MUCH rather them b in a sunny field with dogs#i will endure the bittersweet feeling of being an audience member n knowing that their reality is nowhere this tranquil#i can dream :'< i can draw :'<#anyway this took a billion years bc i made megumi stand smh#he didnt fight or anything but th overall Composition ws a bit harder 2 navigate because of it#smth smth sizing smth smth planes idk i cant draw#i think it makes sense tho! nobara/yuuji sitting chilling casually rolling a tennis ball fr their puppies#meanwhile megumi Actively trying 2 train his#head in hands god im MISERABLE#anyway this will b available as a print per request if any1 wants 2 b miserable with me
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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break
(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)
#dracula daily#hello im back from the void with shitty dracula doodles#i actually drew this last year but never posted it#here it is now though#count dracula#jonathan harker#Drac reading the english bradshaw guide is still one of the funniest moments in Dracula to me#i know it is supposed to show how he's planning to infiltrate england and appear local#but it really does just come across like he picked it up in a panic and pretended to be reading it when Jonathan came back into the room#and being the weird guy he is thought reading train schedules was really normal behaviour#bram stoker's dracula is a romcom#re: dracula
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Bucky pinning you down so you can’t squirm and he’s just sitting inside you while he tortures your clit feeling you clench around him. He makes you cum over and over until he finally cums.
Overstimulation + super soldier stamina = …
- 🍯
Dear God, I know I just don't have it in me to behave during cock-warming. When it comes down to it, I genuinely have no patience at all 😵💫
"You..." Bucky begins, pressing you down onto the bed before gripping your ankles and forcing you to flip over onto your front. "Have a problem with control."
With your face turned away from him, you can't help but smile to yourself. No one has ever said it out loud but you know he's right.
Being in control is where you're most comfortable. No hands are safer than your own. Except maybe his. You know he won't fuck this up.
"And you..." He continues, gathering your wrists behind your back, holding them tightly with one hand. "Need to learn how it feels to have control taken from you. Do you understand?"
As soon as you begin to nod your head, you feel him start to tape around your wrists, holding them together behind your back. Once he's content they're secure, he sits on the edge of the bed, facing the mirror before he pulls you onto his lap.
"Legs spread over the top of mine." He orders and you do as you're told, not because you have to but because you want to.
You notice the way your cunt is already glistening in the mirror and you're almost embarrassed because he hasn't even touched you yet.
"Fuck, you're made for this." He groans, lining his cock up to your slick entrance and you wonder if he's holding his breath too while he slides into you, as deep as your bodies will allow.
You're obsessed with the sight in front of you; your own naked body, with your legs spread so far apart you can see how your cunt is stuffed full of him.
Being shorter though, your feet can't touch the ground like this. There's no way you'll get enough leverage to fuck yourself on him but as soon as you start to tell him that, he silences you with two thick fingers between your lips.
"I'm not letting you fuck me." His free hand roams over your body, squeezing your breasts, pinching your nipples and then settling between your spread thighs.
"I'm going to play with you. I'm going to see how much you can take. I'm going to work out exactly how you like your clit stroked and I'm going to do that until your legs are shaking and your body won't let you cum any more. Maybe then I'll fuck you but sweetheart, that will be hours from now." His breath is hot against the side of your face, his fingers slipping from your mouth to your waist while he starts to flick gently against your clit.
"I'm going to start slowly. I'm going to do everything I can to drag this out as long as possible. I can feel every clench and flutter of this pretty little cunt and I'm going to enjoy it until you're dripping over my balls." At this rate, it won't be long until you're dripping onto the carpet, never mind over him. You dreamed he'd want to take control like this but you never imagined the way your body would respond.
"And then, when you've cum more times than you can handle, I'm going to tell you that I love you while I fuck you like I don't."
Update: Part 2
#asks answered <3#becca writes spice#🍯 anon#bucky barnes smut#bucky barnes x reader smut#dom!bucky#I think this might be one of my favourites that I've written recently#That last line has been my go - to fantasy this week#it's come into my head every morning when I'm walking to the train#and I planned to write an exploration of it today#but you know#I like it just left there like that for now#I've spent most of my free time trying to book a mid-week city break#but I don't know where to start#I got a new piercing this week and I love it!!#but I was in work on Friday talking about it#and our graphic designer asked how many piercings I had#so I told him I have 8. So 3 in each ear#and the expression on his face was just pure maths#he didn’t question it lmao
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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YES HI I AM HERE <3 :D
hihihihih I am happy you liked it :D
and don't worry about the other ask. i did just kinda spring that on you with only tiny plot points so take all the time you need :D I am excited to hear your reaction though :3 (ccino my beloved)
ANd yes!! This one is more silly!
ccino is ddoing like the hand thing in his room where he takes so many deep breaths. and counts to five. then to ten. then to ten again! and then he is a bit calmer and ready to play his role of head of the house (if you look at the other drabble this title gets SO MUCH MORE meaning) and he goes to meet the new guests and hopes no one gets stabbed. but yeah when nightmare becomes a teen again ccino really jsut sits in his room. realising that nightmare 100% did the kid thing about bringing random animals back to the house and 'can i keep them please? i promise i will take care of it!' instead of animals it were just criminals. (tbf. nightmare did take care of them)
you told me he had very strong magic and already had many on in his old prison to keep him in check! There is no way nightmare would immediantly trust dust enough to undo those :D but over time. because he watns to know. he wants to SEE the power. (and holy shit it IS powerful!)
horror looks the worst! But honestly? amazing guy. he and ccino cook together sometimes. (the food for the knights) so ccino actually warms up to him rather quickly.
and cross <3 our special boi.
and yeah i totally see killer doing the surprised pikachu meme. even though this already happened TRICE before. One of which was KILLER HIMSELF.
Ccino puts up with so much. really proves how much he loves his little brother.
all the strays find a home in the capital of nightmare's country. <3 it is beautiful and a clean start for anyone who is willing to do one. it is no wonder that cross found his home herer <3
Hey i am back with another thought.
Remember how ccino was unamused with nightmare bringing a serial killer home as possible knight?
Inagine his annoyance when it HAPPENS AGAIN with dust!
And dust needs like 4 magic dampers.
Nightmare just standing there: i found another possible knight
Ccino staring at the criminal: ... i will go prepare a room *leaves*
And then.
Later!
Ccino walks out to meet nightmare and stops because he sees a giant skeleton behind nightmare with a hole in his skull!
Ccino: ...
Nightmare who can feel that ccino is THIS close to snapping: ... this one isnt a criminal.
Ccino takes a deep breath. Nods. And leaves. He does not like this pattern.
And then cross gets caught
Killer: lmao. Wonder why nightmare is leaving him in the jailcell instead of just punishment
Dust and horror shooting each other knowing looks.
ccink just leaves because APPARENTLY he needs to prepare ANOTHER room now >:(
Some kids bring back rocks or plants or insects or wounded animals..
Nightmare brings back criminals. (Which is even funnier because nightmare also hires wrongly judged people as his servants).
No wonder the cats swarm the castle. It is already full of strays.
Hi I *know* you have another ask in my inbox that I need to address (because I love it to death and need to make a coherent answer that isn't just me key-smashing-) but I saw this one fresh off the send and I need to respond because this one !!!!! Is so silly but so true!!!
Yeah, Ccino is a very kind and loving soul but like. In the way parents can still get annoyed w/ their kids, this is Ccino's peev. Every single time Nightmare comes back with a criminal Ccino has to take a deep breath abd count to 5 before he can respond in any proper way. And he *knows* Night knows how worried abd frustrated he his! Because!! Of all the people to bring in when you're paranoid of getting murdered? The serial killers???
Dude I also love the thought that Dust had a couple dampeners so he couldn't harm anyone or run off, and the longer he behaves the more Night takes off. (And Night *really* wants to see Dust at his full power, but he can't risk being hasty-)
Horror, who arguably looks the most like a criminal, actually got into a heated argument with a friend as a teenager and ended up with a huge skull wound. He's actually a sweetheart! (<- to his family at least-) Ccino is just happy it's not another criminal frfr.
And then Cross.
The visual that Killer has yet to pick up on the signs of Night preparing to collect another knight is SO silly but also SO him. He's blind-sided when he's put in charge of Dust to train him for knighthood. He's blindsided when Horror is adopted into the Knights. He's also blindsided when Nightmare firmly tells everyone that Cross will be helping them. 🙏 (and then he becomes a Knight)
Poor Ccino putting up with these guys... <3
Oh yeah, stray city! Nightmare (if he did have godlike powers) definitely gives off a domain of safety for misfits + survivors. Like, Reaper's kingdom has a great reputation but. Nightmare is very specifically keen on helping people and taking care of them (even as they take care of him). So the cats, the wrongly-accused criminals, and the *rightly*-accused criminals who he thinks can change are all his now :] He attracts them like a beacon lol!
#side note accepted!#yes!!#the side adventures of killer trying to wingman.#again this would be after killer rubbed salt into dust's crush wound so killer is trying SO HARD to pick the right moment.#when he knows. training#because there you can see dust in action. see how good he is. how cool he is!#and. because dust feels comfrotable. he never has his masks on. AND sometimes. no hood.#if there is any time for geno and reaper to get a good luck at dust and see that he is pretty it is NOW!#killer is convinced it is the perfect time!#dust disagrees.#he liked only being known as a mystery!! He had hoped that even with his crush not going anywhere.#he would at least be known as the cool silent mysterious knight!#now they know what he looks like!!#He wants out of the training room RIGHT NOW#i like that dust tried to speed through training and leave after seeing reaper. he probbaly thinks he is already further in the routine#and doesn't expect horror's fist and then it is too late.#dust is against the wall. his shoulder SHATTERED and hurting badly.#but mostly he feels mortified because now he also looks like a goddamnit incapable idiot!#dust just grinding his teeth through the pain and making his escape. (which holy shit he just leaves with that wound?)#and goes to the healer and then hides for a while.#which is when dust's avoidance arc begins.#meanwhile geno adn reaper are unamused.#one. geno still wants to see dust's magic. killer spoke A LOT baout it and geno is curious.#reaper wants to make sure the other is okay. he hadn't meant to unnerve dust into getting hurt.#and both think he is cute and figure they can at least talk to him.#but dust is AVOIDING THEM! (also killer which hurts him a lot)#killer wants to apologise#again.#but dust isn't letting him near :'(#nightmare probably spends a lot of time with dust around now. making sure his brother is okay and helaing okay.
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Dorian's "I want nothing more" during his confession gets to me because yeah it's him not pushing Orym into anything sexual that neither of them are quite ready for.
But also if you listen to the little bit of longing in his voice. It sounds like "I want nothing more in this life than to hold you. I've wanted to hold you for so long." It feels very akin to his "oh Orym my heart aches that I cannot be there to help you" where you can hear the yearning in his voice. You can hear how much he's wanted to have Orym in his arms. How much he wants Orym in his arms.
Idk I think that's neat
#silver sending stones#dorian storm#orym of the air ashari#dorym#its how i heard it when watching live#and i think dorian “always tries to find the right words” storm meant it both ways#i wanna know how much robbie had planned and how much he just word vomited#not that i think he did or it seems like he did#but idk i would have word vomited and im no trained actor but improv be like that sometimes#he seems very calm and measured tho#so probably like 0%#anyways#im love them
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heroes always stop
#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#aizawa shouta#tenko shimura#bokunohero#au where 2nd year Shouta finds a kid on the street in need of help#and has to go on the run with said kid when the authorities he takes him to#have clear questionable intentions/allegiences#and he realizes that he can trust no one where this strange blood-covered near-catatonic child is concerned#I know this au has been done before but I wanna take a crack at it too#it takes place when Tenko is 5 and Aizawa is 16#just after Oboro's death#he's pulling away from Hizashi and Nem and obsessing over his training#it's a fun dark horrible teen Aizawa and baby Tenko are on the run from AFO not realizing they both have been under his eye for a while#and Aizawa has to figure out how to take care of a child when he's still basically a child himself#and also has to figure out who he can trust when everyone around them is suspect#screams quietly into my hands#how many more aus can I start before I go mad
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immediate redraw
#a doodley#i do think talon would already have some dinky phone but he doesnt use it often#but al convinces him to have it on him when he prowls around at nite just in case#otherwise he forgets it exists#but im not sure....im not sure yet abt him and technology in canon#anyway this doodle also made me realize i need the al and talon train to get going again bc i KNOW al wld have some annoying nickname for#him....but those always come organically like how i didnt have him call me bunny on purpose from day 1 its just what happened over time#like his contact name wld not be talon....#realized too late that the person sending the foto wld be talon i shldve made it grainier and more pixelated and blurry
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was watching gabe and he was Very nervous about not being able to speak english with bad and the chat made a really good point which was; yeah they (fit and bad) . are used to this.
like its just very interesting to me in hindsight that qsmp prepped bad and fit to be very comfortable around people who didnt speak english or that they didnt understand, so it doesnt rly faze them.
in comparison early on i think it gave them both a bit of a shock ? to be like woahwoah what the fuck are you saying. very like deer in headlights kind of anxiety
but now theyre reasonably comfortable with it. which makes them perfect for events with translators because they're good with rolling w the flow.
fit says he wants to hear portuguese, he encourages it, bad is quick to read translations and keep up conversation and he can describe what he means in other words if he notices the translator messes up. they know to course correct if it fucks up and says something weird.
#arkanis#qsmp#someone was like yeah bagi only spoke portuguese with him for like. a MONTH#and theyre besties#arkanis team picked the most Chill guys who've been TRAINED in this shit from qsmp to not freak out when they hear language they dont know#it just struck me that yeah there's really not a better stress tester for this than these two#i will say they do better in events with people they KNOW who speak that language#i.e bad in one of the hunt games he did with like. soaaring and aquino
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I'm also still laughing that he really showed up, introduced himself as an Archivist of the Cobalt Soul, and then insinuated that they were going to go extrajudicially hunt down, capture, and "interrogate" a Cerberus Assembly Archmage. Sir, archivists do not do that kind of thing, least of all on their own, LEAST OF ALL with a bunch of random hooligans they were just sent to collect for an unrelated excursion. Quite honestly, that was the thing I kept going back to in evidence of, there is absolutely no way this is a legit archivist.
#sir you kNOW how the cobalt soul works#why didn't you use 'expositor'#'trained sorcerer' THE COBALT SOUL IS NOT TRAINING SORCERERS#SORCERERS DON'T GET TRAINED#you lying idiot. you absolute dumbass. you beautiful fugitive who has miraculously stayed alive for seven years.#I love him SO much#but actually his bit about his mother being a barmaid was actually deeply charming and that was the one moment I had a sliver of doubt#the way he delivered that bit was great and I do joke but he is a very good liar when he really needs to be#he's charming! he's got high charisma! he's a delight! he can spin a tale!#also honestly very funny for me personally. for tiefling fic reasons.#cr spoilers#essek thelyss#critical role
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/ᐠ > ˕ マ Ⳋ birthday cat ⟢ 2024 birthday stream
#felix#lee felix#stray kids#skz#skzco#staydaily#bystay#dancerachasource#felixleenet#hyunlixsource#mine*#mine: felix#BRO THIS WAS SO HARD TO MAKE RAAAAAAAAAAAH#WHY DOES JYP HAVE INTERNET FROM THE EARLY 2000s#the fact that the kids have better internet at their own houses than a whole media company is INSANEEEEEE#anyways#ranting aside#HE IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i know he hated every single of this but HE DID IT FOR US#I cried about 10 times giffing this#(mostly it was cuz giffing a 720p laggy asf stream made me wanna yeet myself out the window)#i couldnt get all his cute moments with his ears cuz the stream was jumping all over the place like it was training for the olympics#sorry i said rant was over.....#🏃♀️➡️🏃♀️➡️🏃♀️➡️#BUT SERIOUSLY REAL TALK HE LOOKS SO CUTE WITH THE EARS AHHHH#also his face when he realized the thing he was holding was a choker SENDS me#and his smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#YAH he got me giggling and kicking my feet 😭#i hope he had the best birthday 💗
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All your Jacob and Bruce posts are making me feral. Do you think Bruce ever fears he's being like Jacob to the kids? Specially to Tim, I think, that came to him at such a low violent point.
Dude. I have such a vision.
Tim Drake is stubbornness embodied. Bruce learns that very quick, because he doesn’t spare the comfort of a choice. He’s there. He’ll be there. Even if Bruce doesn’t want to acknowledge he is.
But it’s so hard. It’s so hard, when Tim prattles about a genius strategy, eyes bright and sharp and everything brilliant, and Bruce has to bite into tongue. If he didn’t, he wouldn’t stop praising him.
It’s so hard when Tim takes a bad fall and Bruce instinctively reaches for the Wonder Woman bandages in his belt. He needs to get rid of those. He hands Tim a first aid kit instead.
Everyone Bruce meets has a contingency plan.
His is Jacob.
Jacob, who’s called for damage control when he feels like slipping. It’s a dangerous thing when Jacob Kane is impressed by you.
Bruce kneels by his uncle’s side, like he did with Martha, when he was a baby, made of softer, better things, and he reeks of grief.
“Two jobs for soldiers in this world,” his uncle says, with his own brand of softness. “Kill and die. They all know it. You have to deal.”
“He wasn’t a soldier,” Bruce’s voice is made of broken glass and bleeding tragedy, “he was my baby. And I couldn’t save him. I couldn’t save him then,” a shuddering breath. “And I can’t save him at all.”
His room, which no one is allowed into, no one aside from his uncle, now, is dead quiet.
Bruce’s voice breaking, trembling, like the words physically collapse when he whispers them, “I should’ve left him there, “ he sobs. “I should’ve left them alone.”
Jacob doesn’t say anything to that. He does pour Bruce a glass cherry Smirnoff. His mother’s favorite.
Bruce doesn’t drink. He drowns the entire cup when Jacob tells him to, thought.
“You should’ve had dogs.”
#JACOB <333333333#bruce wayne#jacob kane#tim drake#batdad#dc#dc comics#text#batman#text post#angst#it’s soooo. it’s so. Jacob who - on some level- knows the Batkids because he knows bruce.#and he knows Bruce has to be given impossible conditions when he’s like this. it’s then he shines the most.#so he gives bruce a choice: either he trains Tim. or he will.#batman is considerably better after that.
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#bloodborne#micolash host of the nightmare#decadentart#every time i read his full title i read it in an announcer voice#micolash …. His greed sickens me#and so does his perspective nightmare cage.. Boy i can barely draw rhat thang#also the text is from the poem Spleen…..#specifically the lines which translate to -#‘When the rain stretching out its endless train - Imitates the bars of a vast prison - ‘#‘And a silent horde of loathsome spiders - Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains’#fyi his anatomy looks a bit weird because his clothes are so bulky and layered . and hes so skinny#He really did kill all those people Huh#i mean . u know what my forest grandpa slways says… sacrifices must be made ❕❕❕
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I don’t think Tashi’s look of disgust when Art kisses her knee is actually about him. It’s at herself. Their dynamic is so entirely shaped by power, by the fact that Art is lesser than her. She’s better at tennis, better at keeping her control, better at getting Patrick to fall into her bed. It’s the uncaring idol and the tortured devotee. Hell, it’s outright stated; she asks “what am I, Jesus?” and he says “yes” like it’s obvious. Even the way they sit in that scene shows how Tashi is a religion to him, kissing and bowed over her lap like in prayer. Which is why, to a woman who buys into that dynamic, who also thinks of herself as God to Art’s worshipper, it’s so disgusting that she truly does love him. Tashi adores him. Not even close to as much as she adores tennis, but she does. Right after that scene she goes and asks Patrick to throw the match - because if Art loses, she leaves him. And she doesn’t want to have to leave him. It goes against what she knows. God is not supposed to make sacrifices for mere mortals. Achilles is not meant to swoon at the soft weakness of his heel. But here she is, seeing the chip in her armour and thinking it lovely anyway. Hence the look.
#and she hates him and thinks he’s pathetic#but she knows that#it’s realising she loves him. it’s gross to her in the literal sense#it’s skincrawlingly wrong for her to (even in the smallest ways) betray her best love - tennis and its rules - for Art#she loves him loves their life loves their daughter (would trade it all in a second for her health back but does love love love)#and how foul to love Art when Patrick is the better devotee#he’s better at tennis. and Tashi is tennis heart and soul. but she still loves Art. even if he has to work at it earn it#she’s willing to train him up. loves him. and it disgusts her#love in its purest sense feels so wrong to her <3#challengers#tashi duncan#art donaldson#patrick zweig
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I don’t know why but I think it would be hilarious to see how Alastor and Lucifer would react to a reporter asking about their relationship in ur fic, since they would need to keep their facade and such.
Lucifer probably teaching Alastor how to act, since he has ‘more experience’ in romance, while Alastor reminds him that he has been dumped two times and doesn’t trust a single thing. That mental image is so priceless 😆😆
Also imagine a reporter going like “everyone in hell want to know who tops in bed?”, and lucifer almost proud goes “ofc it’s me”, meanwhile Alastor ace ass is confused as hell, cause he isn’t familiar with the term, but feels offended nonetheless lmao
Meanwhile vox is crying and eating ice cream in bed
Yes, Vox is watching this and he is crying, sobbing, on the floor.
Hehehehe Lucifer is going to have his work cut out for him in the fic, though. He's got more experience than Alastor does, and knows how to at least come off as being in a typical, allosexual relationship.
Alastor is sitting there, zoning out, because hhhhhhhhhh why does this require more effort than he thought it would.
Alastor: Let's pretend to be in a relationship
Alastor when he actually has to pretend to be in a relationship:
#heheheheh Alastor is trying#maybe not a whole lot#but he'll going along with it#within reason#considering he doesn't have a lot of reason when it comes to this#Lucifer and his allosexual relationship training course#which includes hand holding in public#yes Alastor sometimes PDA is necessary to maintain your fake relationship#also I know it was a joke#but I am a bottom!Alastor truther#love me bottom!Alastor#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#lucifer morningstar#appleradio#lucifer magne#my art#asks#fan art#twosouls77#allastoredoodles
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