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Happy Eddieversary to all who celebrate
#two years ago#this weekend#this was the moment for me#when I was went 'man that's hot'#and here we are#eddie munson
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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.
like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.
in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.
how am i supposed to act normal about this.
#i need to lay down#just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god#he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey#if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around#but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me#i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant#but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it#dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT#bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me#astarion ancunin#astarion bg3#astarion#bg3 epilogue spoilers#bg3 spoilers#baldur’s gate 3 spoilers#bg3
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Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)
#The odyssey#Pre-canon#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#I need to know how their courting went down#I bet it was insane#And also filled with sweet heartfelt crafts#Helen and the suitors in the background watching odypen commit crimes like it's some fucked up mating dance#Going what the fuck what the fuck#Helen: I'm so glad you found someone to match your freak pen but odysseus broke into our tressurary yesterday and father almost killed him#Helen: so maybe turn it down okay#Helen: At least while your father is here#Penelope: absolutely not did you see how hot ody's smug face was when he waltzed in carrying all of our precious jewels#Penelope: how will I know he's the one if he won't commit crimes against man and gods on my say so#Penelope: besides now I can steal his ships and I have not had this much fun in years
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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,
Anime:
GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)
VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!
Manga:
GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.
#dbtag#I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd#Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao#they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of#Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT#Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants#to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies#They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted#He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok#He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be#because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that#Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt#+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow#realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat#you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here#And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship#and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there#you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad#anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay#And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe
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i try not to give a shit when people get my pronouns wrong or whatever because a) there's not much i can do about it, b) most of the time it is not done out of malice, and c) stressing about how well i am "passing" is the surest road to madness. that said it does kind of suck that every time i go out feeling vaguely secure in my presentation, i will without fail encounter someone who misgenders me with their whole chest
#went to the phone shop today. hadn't shaved. visible stubble. sideburns. deep voice. short hair. t-shirt and slouchy jeans.#looking the most masc i have looked in a hot minute#not to mention when the guy looked at my phone to check the model it had my name (MAN NAME!!) displayed on the user settings page#calls to his colleague (no hesitation + total confidence): 'THIS LADY OVER HERE SAYS SHE NEEDS A NEW SCREEN PROTECTOR'#again it's obviously not purposeful but... what signifiers were you even going off??#i know it's stupid but it gets me down. like maybe this is as good as it's ever gonna get lol
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seeing this in my gallery,, brings me back to the first time i saw it
i stared at it for so long lolol
#this was the first time i saw luci w glasses#and my mind went blank LOL#(and my face was so warmm 😭😭)#i just...glasses man...my weakness...#they make everyone hot....#rambles#obey me#obey me lucifer#also this particular artist is ont of my faves :) when it comes to luci#the other one i like is the one who drew the professor luci premium cards#and that band club memory card#he just looks so handsome eheh 🥰
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My favorite kokichi sprite- look at him waving and pointing his finger all judgemental and shit who does this little bitch think he is
He looks like he's just gonna argue with shuichi like;
"That's wrong, Kokichi!!"
"Uhm. No, it's not!"
"Without evidence, it's all a bunch of bullshit and I refuse to accept it!"
"....NUHUH"

#this man has the biggest fucking attitude problem#omfg when shuichi cursed in game i went feral#hes so hot during class trails i get distracted#danganronpa#danganronpa drv3#danganronpa v3#drv3 saihara#drv3 shuichi#shuichi saihara#danganronpa kokichi#drv3 kokichi#kokichi ouma#saiouma
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re: your Mitch mustache point, yes 100% agree - weird thing to fixate on and just keep commenting on. I also feel like this about Auston’s hair and the ‘balding’ jokes; like, bro, what a thing to comment on about someone else’s appearance.
i get both sides of it to SOME degree in a jokey fandomy space but sometimes it feels like that's all anyone has to say for like days at a time or. i guess bc i make gifs/posts sometimes that's all the tags or comments are. and then i'll post a vid or pics on twt and THAT'S all anyone has to say to try to make an unfunny joke that's been made 4932842 times beforre. and i'm like. damn is anyone actually funny or insightful or is that all there is these days, like lmfao. i already really make it a habit with myself to not negatively comment on appearances irl or online bc i just think it seeps into the way you think about and treat people whether you mean it or not. and i get that these guys are untouchable millionaires and aren't gonna read all these "jokes" but they end up feeling so vapid and tasteless and shallow. i just have bigger beef with the general trends in society and the hyperfixation on pure aesthetics, no substance, and so to see it reflected even in mild forms in fandom spaces just over n over n over like. odd and dull.
#easks#and it doesnt even look bad like lol.#i keep seeing ppl refer to it as a tboy stache and then continue to joke and while its like#i get it esp if that is smth u urself relate to and want to poke fun at but also LIKE#WHAT ABT THE PPL WHO ACTUALLY ARE TRYING OR ARE INSECURE OR WHATEVER-- idk. its not me specifically but it feels bad lol#and anyway ppl have been balding forever n auston will look hot when hes bald so#every joke abt how he went to germany to fix his hairline or what the fuck ever is like. ok and.#the same criticism isnt hurled evenly so it gets annoying but it just feels like such shallow shit to constantly focus on man it gets tirin#to read#i recently saw a twt go viral for saying how unrealistic when harry met sally was bc meg ryan is too hot for billy crystal and its like#god damn do u guys let anything that isnt Pure Looks into your fucking heart like jesus christ
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here's my unbiased descriptions of the 3 biggest hozier albums:
Hozier: Happy, love and respect
unreal unearth: dramatic, sad
wasteland baby: HOT AS FUCK.
#fun fact. talk has been my no 1 song on Spotify for 2 years in a row#if i heard it die id actually decompose but he didnt play it when i went last year :(#special recognition for moments silence bc HOT AS FUCK#which it has been added to the wasteland baby special edition (rightfully bc it fits in the hot af category)#not that everything hozier sings dosent have atleast a hint of hotness i mean its hozier ffs. he could make the alphabet song hot#anyway why would you be loved just dropped and DAMN#hozier#andrew hozier byrne#spotify#music#wasteland baby#unreal unearth#unheared#hot sexy irish man#that will be tagged without judgement.#hozier is sexy#and respectful#which is even hotter
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Anakin truly set out the goal to marry Padmé as soon as he first laid his eyes on her. He didn't even interact with her that much to come to the conclusion that he wanted to wed her. As soon as they met again 10 years later, he wasted no time and put a ring on that finger. They didn't even take at least a month; they went straight to marriage. Their romance is essentially a Disney fairytale 😅❤️
#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#star wars#pt#meta#sw meta#txt#my characters differ from them in many ways but they too got married just a week after meeting each other#it was love at first sight#anakin had love at first sight padme didn' for obvious reasons but she still developed a fondness for anakin#it wasn't until anakin was already an adult that she went “oh damn you are hot now”#mine originally met each other as children (of the same age) but i eventually decided to change it to when they were already in their 20's#he is 3 years older than her. i changed it to make it even more fairytale-ish#they are the only couple in my story that experienced love at first sight#the rest have a more “realistic” approach to romance and took their time until they decided to get married#but these two? oh yeah they got married even though they just met#i know elsa would reprimand my oc for marrying a man she just met but i'm sorry but he is fine af and would do anything for anybody#it's a fairytale it's not meant to be taken literally in many ways#it's not a realistic depiction of reality but it teaches you about reality it's meant to be a metaphor more than anything#i went off a tangent again but yes#anakin and padme's relationship is essentially a fairytale#star wars is a fairytale it contains a good chunk of the elements. it's just deeper more detailed and extensive but the core is the same#anyway ramble over
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reading this book, every time i read "the supremes," in my head i hear "it was Diana Ross... Mary... Florence... the SUPREMES ✨️✨️✨️"

#also the more i hear about diana's history the more distressed i get about the Michael Situation™️#man. even if we put the age gap aside. she had affairs with like a Lot of the men at motown#michael LIVED WITH HER as a 9/10yo. went to her house all the time growing up#she was one of the few people who would ask him about stuff like his art and interests. bought him art supplies and stuff#was very attentive and loving. also an inspiration and idol to him as a performer and a star. as a Diva even#his crush is understandable. that's fine. i get it#but for her to then. kinda reciprocate ... idk to what extent. when he was what like 19. hooo boy.#i kinda can't blame her bc like IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON. in her own words 'what i didn't know was that you were gonna get so sexy'#but also. why half ass it. if Eye were a weird maternal/sisterly/romantic figure in MJ's life and he was interested in me#and i felt morally weird about it#i wouldn't just Play with him. well of course i would but then i would marry tf out of him and have weird sex with him. obviously#let's be real the mother/lover/sister thing is hot. if you're not a coward. it's not like they were actually related.#anyways. just Do It or don't is what i think.
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im so tired of being a sleepy boy

#i napped for 2 hours bc i was so sleepy and still am. why.#i hydrated enough im not having an episode im not sick and no meds are causing it (i think) and the sun is not out so why!!!!#what am i supposed to do aaaaa!!!!!!! sleep for an entire day until i had sm sleep im sick of it?? 😭#i dozed off in the middle of sketching like cmon!!!#looking it up will tell me i have some rare kind of deadly disease and i dont wanna go to my doc and tell him im a sleepy googoogaga#this man is funnily enough my childhood doctor i went to before my adoption so he knows well enough how sleepy i am#considering my grandparents always tell i was fhe quietest baby ever and never screamed or cried they thought i just passed away or#was sick bc i just slept all day#so yss hes well aware of youn and his chronic sleepy sleepiness since baby times#actually thats over 20 years ago and my doc still looks the same#meaning super hot#which is confusing#this man did check ups on me when i was like 6 and 20 years later he kneads my popped out vertebrae back into place like im an old man#and he just looks exactly the same#this messes wifh my brain i think i need to nap on this#personal#tbd#idk why i rambled so hard while in the process of waking up my condolences if anyone read this far#im not even sleepy anymore bc i thought so hard about my doctor and his secret immortality my brain is actually working#🤔 ah
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I dunno maaaan, he’s kinda hot…
#I say kinda I mean VERY VERY much so#I have been working on a star rail collab went back to draw big man to chill down but couldn’t draw him for a hot minute 💀#nothing looked like him#maybe he’s looking at a report from his subordinate who said he doesn’t get paid enough when he does#or maybe he’s looking at all companies his son has hacked and needs to sit and chat with him#or maybe he’s looking at my bank statement and is disappointed on how poor I am#I’m sure he’ll feel better if I sit on his lap-WHAT?!#original character#Devious#artists on tumblr#buggee art#villain oc#doodles#oc#villain#ceo#greyscale#sketch
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Bruh my name fit in hers theres no way im recovering soon
#bro fuck you mean she’s the first person I had a crush on and everything felt perfect for a few months and now when I drive by my elementary#school I just remember how the first time I hung out with her and met her friends was near there#now I just think of it as her neighborhood and not that place near the coffee shop where I got hot chocolate and a cookie from with my dad a#nd brother on our way to school after our mom died#I still avoid the area we hung out on even though she hasn’t been there in months. I still walk away from it I still don’t look#I still spell her name thinking ‘gen evie ve’ I still go to stores and think she’d love that skirt or that necklace#I still look at the pants I wear and remember that I got them with her at that goodwill. and that same day we went to the beach and drew#stupid shit in the sand and I went home and was happy for the rest of the week#I still can’t scroll far down on my contacts and see the last message I sent her without spiralling down what I could’ve done differently#man I fucked up
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I managed to force my executives to function enough to buy groceries for TWO different fresh meals (cooking is incredibly difficult for my brain and so my mom does most of the grocery shopping while I buy frozen meals for work breakfast/lunches) AND had enough spoons (barely) to make dinner! Behold! Soup which I made and dumplings which were frozen. Barring the red pepper flakes incident (twisted the top off to shake but it was a pop top with the shaker holes in the lid so I dumped SO much in and had to skim off what I could) it was a success! I am absolutely done for the day though.


#i was planning on doing some soup recipes in november when it finally got cold#but then my brother died right at the beginning of the month and the whole month went by in a haze#so today i did soup and i bought stuff for some hot sticky lemon pepper skewers later#with plans for roasted sweet potatos and maybe a fancy baked onion dish for sides#or roasted brussel sprouts#i love the IDEA of cooking it's just A Lot for my brain to shop for all the stuff and then have enough spoons to make it#i need a man who likes cooking to do it with me so it's fun instead of overwhelming
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Guys. My man's infected.
#I wanted to see how he reacted to eating his mom. I think it's fair to see him as a strong man with occasional episodes of mental crysis#so I feel like eating his mom is gonna fucking HAUNT him when he stabilizes... which is why he's not gonna do it#ie he'll *become* a monster due to inability to live with himself otherwise#and it's partially supported in-text with him crying if you hug him AND him going 'i can't remember how to turn myself into human. I prefer#it that way' if you stay out in the basement#gotta be honest I'm sad that I didn't pick Hot to make it not different flavors of hell.#I went with my gut and locked him up thinking that I'll bust him out later. Completely forgetting how the game works.#For which I commend BTG#Anyway I wonder how is THIS gonna play out?#scarlet hollow#dumayu#вышедшее из под моего пера
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