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palomahasenteredthechat · 6 months ago

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Happy Eddieversary to all who celebrate

#two years ago #this weekend #this was the moment for me #when I was went 'man that's hot'#and here we are #eddie munson

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myrkulitescourge · 1 year ago

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

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secretsimpleness · 4 months ago

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Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware

#dragon age #dragon age fan art #comic #morrigan #warden cousland #healer #bioware #dao #dragon age origins #hero of ferelden #cousland #wynne #I'm back. I guess.#I did not notice at first but apparently I took a break from tumblr. I've already had several breakdowns over the dashboard.#(turns out I was on the 'for you' tab rather than the 'following' tab. the theme had changed as well. absolutely insufferable.)#I've felt really unconnected for a while but it actually feels better now? as if my tumblr mutuals was the missing link.#very healthy and hot of me ngl #so. I had a two week holiday this year and they were instantly slurped up. it went so fast!#there was this big football thing the week before my holiday - basically teams of teens come from all around the world to play etc.#I heard a girl tell her teammates that 'I'd love to travel on this bus every morning; happy people all around you; just add some music...'#she was also very excited when the bridge opened. the 'happy people' around her sighed bitterly and leaned back for a ten minute wait.#it is thankfully over now. the bus home is no longer stuffed full of football teams. but it's a fun experience for the players etc etc etc #well. in other thrilling news I went to spy on our sister shops during my time off. to see what they do differently. maybe steal some ideas #one store was like an instagram post with fancy teacups and stylish outfits. who knew a second-hand store could be so boring.#the other was like a man-cave with furniture and a passively-aggressive note by the toys stating that 'if u break it u pay. idiot. tnx<3'.#the man-cave was my favourite :)#rant over now! take care and bye etc!

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backpackingspace · 4 months ago

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Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)

#The odyssey #Pre-canon #Odysseus #Penelope #Odypen #odysseus x penelope #I need to know how their courting went down #I bet it was insane #And also filled with sweet heartfelt crafts #Helen and the suitors in the background watching odypen commit crimes like it's some fucked up mating dance #Going what the fuck what the fuck #Helen: I'm so glad you found someone to match your freak pen but odysseus broke into our tressurary yesterday and father almost killed him #Helen: so maybe turn it down okay #Helen: At least while your father is here #Penelope: absolutely not did you see how hot ody's smug face was when he waltzed in carrying all of our precious jewels #Penelope: how will I know he's the one if he won't commit crimes against man and gods on my say so #Penelope: besides now I can steal his ships and I have not had this much fun in years

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shannonsketches · 8 months ago

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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#dbtag #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

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gothducky · 2 years ago

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I finished God of War: Ragnarok today!! 10/10 I had to draw my beloved

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #gow #lunda #when she was like hey kratos does me calling you a hot piece of man meat make you uncomfortable?? should I stop??#and kratos was like no it doesnt you dont have to stop and she went ALRIIIIGHTTTTTTT

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beaft · 3 months ago

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i try not to give a shit when people get my pronouns wrong or whatever because a) there's not much i can do about it, b) most of the time it is not done out of malice, and c) stressing about how well i am "passing" is the surest road to madness. that said it does kind of suck that every time i go out feeling vaguely secure in my presentation, i will without fail encounter someone who misgenders me with their whole chest

#went to the phone shop today. hadn't shaved. visible stubble. sideburns. deep voice. short hair. t-shirt and slouchy jeans.#looking the most masc i have looked in a hot minute #not to mention when the guy looked at my phone to check the model it had my name (MAN NAME!!) displayed on the user settings page #calls to his colleague (no hesitation + total confidence): 'THIS LADY OVER HERE SAYS SHE NEEDS A NEW SCREEN PROTECTOR'#again it's obviously not purposeful but... what signifiers were you even going off??#i know it's stupid but it gets me down. like maybe this is as good as it's ever gonna get lol

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kites-life-insurance-fics · 10 months ago

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My favorite kokichi sprite- look at him waving and pointing his finger all judgemental and shit who does this little bitch think he is

He looks like he's just gonna argue with shuichi like;

"That's wrong, Kokichi!!"

"Uhm. No, it's not!"

"Without evidence, it's all a bunch of bullshit and I refuse to accept it!"

"....NUHUH"

#this man has the biggest fucking attitude problem #omfg when shuichi cursed in game i went feral #hes so hot during class trails i get distracted #danganronpa #danganronpa drv3 #danganronpa v3 #drv3 saihara #drv3 shuichi #shuichi saihara #danganronpa kokichi #drv3 kokichi #kokichi ouma #saiouma

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3416 · 2 days ago

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re: your Mitch mustache point, yes 100% agree - weird thing to fixate on and just keep commenting on. I also feel like this about Auston’s hair and the ‘balding’ jokes; like, bro, what a thing to comment on about someone else’s appearance.

i get both sides of it to SOME degree in a jokey fandomy space but sometimes it feels like that's all anyone has to say for like days at a time or. i guess bc i make gifs/posts sometimes that's all the tags or comments are. and then i'll post a vid or pics on twt and THAT'S all anyone has to say to try to make an unfunny joke that's been made 4932842 times beforre. and i'm like. damn is anyone actually funny or insightful or is that all there is these days, like lmfao. i already really make it a habit with myself to not negatively comment on appearances irl or online bc i just think it seeps into the way you think about and treat people whether you mean it or not. and i get that these guys are untouchable millionaires and aren't gonna read all these "jokes" but they end up feeling so vapid and tasteless and shallow. i just have bigger beef with the general trends in society and the hyperfixation on pure aesthetics, no substance, and so to see it reflected even in mild forms in fandom spaces just over n over n over like. odd and dull.

#easks #and it doesnt even look bad like lol.#i keep seeing ppl refer to it as a tboy stache and then continue to joke and while its like #i get it esp if that is smth u urself relate to and want to poke fun at but also LIKE #WHAT ABT THE PPL WHO ACTUALLY ARE TRYING OR ARE INSECURE OR WHATEVER-- idk. its not me specifically but it feels bad lol #and anyway ppl have been balding forever n auston will look hot when hes bald so #every joke abt how he went to germany to fix his hairline or what the fuck ever is like. ok and.#the same criticism isnt hurled evenly so it gets annoying but it just feels like such shallow shit to constantly focus on man it gets tirin #to read #i recently saw a twt go viral for saying how unrealistic when harry met sally was bc meg ryan is too hot for billy crystal and its like #god damn do u guys let anything that isnt Pure Looks into your fucking heart like jesus christ

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thekingofspin · 7 months ago

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here's my unbiased descriptions of the 3 biggest hozier albums:

Hozier: Happy, love and respect

unreal unearth: dramatic, sad

wasteland baby: HOT AS FUCK.

#fun fact. talk has been my no 1 song on Spotify for 2 years in a row #if i heard it die id actually decompose but he didnt play it when i went last year :(#special recognition for moments silence bc HOT AS FUCK #which it has been added to the wasteland baby special edition (rightfully bc it fits in the hot af category)#not that everything hozier sings dosent have atleast a hint of hotness i mean its hozier ffs. he could make the alphabet song hot #anyway why would you be loved just dropped and DAMN #hozier #andrew hozier byrne #spotify #music #wasteland baby #unreal unearth #unheared #hot sexy irish man #that will be tagged without judgement.#hozier is sexy #and respectful #which is even hotter

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idiosyncraticrednebula · 1 year ago

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Anakin truly set out the goal to marry Padmé as soon as he first laid his eyes on her. He didn't even interact with her that much to come to the conclusion that he wanted to wed her. As soon as they met again 10 years later, he wasted no time and put a ring on that finger. They didn't even take at least a month; they went straight to marriage. Their romance is essentially a Disney fairytale 😅❤️

#anakin skywalker #padme amidala #star wars #pt #meta #sw meta #txt #my characters differ from them in many ways but they too got married just a week after meeting each other #it was love at first sight #anakin had love at first sight padme didn' for obvious reasons but she still developed a fondness for anakin #it wasn't until anakin was already an adult that she went “oh damn you are hot now”#mine originally met each other as children (of the same age) but i eventually decided to change it to when they were already in their 20's #he is 3 years older than her. i changed it to make it even more fairytale-ish #they are the only couple in my story that experienced love at first sight #the rest have a more “realistic” approach to romance and took their time until they decided to get married #but these two? oh yeah they got married even though they just met #i know elsa would reprimand my oc for marrying a man she just met but i'm sorry but he is fine af and would do anything for anybody #it's a fairytale it's not meant to be taken literally in many ways #it's not a realistic depiction of reality but it teaches you about reality it's meant to be a metaphor more than anything #i went off a tangent again but yes #anakin and padme's relationship is essentially a fairytale #star wars is a fairytale it contains a good chunk of the elements. it's just deeper more detailed and extensive but the core is the same #anyway ramble over

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enden-k · 1 year ago

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im so tired of being a sleepy boy

#i napped for 2 hours bc i was so sleepy and still am. why.#i hydrated enough im not having an episode im not sick and no meds are causing it (i think) and the sun is not out so why!!!!#what am i supposed to do aaaaa!!!!!!! sleep for an entire day until i had sm sleep im sick of it?? 😭#i dozed off in the middle of sketching like cmon!!!#looking it up will tell me i have some rare kind of deadly disease and i dont wanna go to my doc and tell him im a sleepy googoogaga #this man is funnily enough my childhood doctor i went to before my adoption so he knows well enough how sleepy i am #considering my grandparents always tell i was fhe quietest baby ever and never screamed or cried they thought i just passed away or #was sick bc i just slept all day #so yss hes well aware of youn and his chronic sleepy sleepiness since baby times #actually thats over 20 years ago and my doc still looks the same #meaning super hot #which is confusing #this man did check ups on me when i was like 6 and 20 years later he kneads my popped out vertebrae back into place like im an old man #and he just looks exactly the same #this messes wifh my brain i think i need to nap on this #personal #tbd #idk why i rambled so hard while in the process of waking up my condolences if anyone read this far #im not even sleepy anymore bc i thought so hard about my doctor and his secret immortality my brain is actually working #🤔 ah

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ayakashibackstreet · 7 months ago

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It's soooo funny that whenever my city's on TV, it's always unflattering shit. How dare you, this place is amazing, I'd die for my city, I'd die for this neighborhood (which is admittedly the part of town with the shittiest reputation and arguably part of the reason I'm this anxious)

#shoutout to my English professor in the second year #who apparently comes from the same neighborhood and when I mentioned it during class he straight up went 'OHHH so that's why!'#'that's why you're always so nervous! it's because you're always looking over your shoulder and making aure nobody's following you!'#and let's be honest it's probably true at least in part #I mean uh... we had drug-related incidents in my grade school and one kid died in a fight during recess sooooo #ugh. fine MAYBE this neighborhood shaped me in slightly shitty ways but at least it isn't boring #plus people won't touch you if you're from here so yeah #shadiest guys hanging out near the entrance of your building #offering you help with carrying the backpack because 'it looks heavy' and 'neighbours gotta help each other'#idk man #I love this city even if it has way too much concrete and is way too hot during summer #vibes around here are impeccable #one of those days when I really love this place idk there's absolutely no reason for it

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frankenbuggee · 6 months ago

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