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When the intern texts this one too

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When the intern texts you the link

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By request, a link to the playlist for Black & White, my first ever fic.

Back when we were all so innocent.

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"Hi, it's Joe. You know what to do."

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAIL AFTER THE TONE.

"My God. Of all the stupid, imbecilic, ridiculous, decisions one wanker can make, this really takes the prize, doesn't it? We have been working, no, correction, I have been working tirelessly toward this week since I went on holiday last year! Months of work leading up to this moment, and it's all pissed down the drain because you could not keep yourself under control for five minutes-"

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

"Hi, it's Joe. You know what to do."

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAIL AFTER THE TONE.

"You realize what you've done, haven't you? But just in case you haven't, let me spell it out for you. Today, and yesterday, and the day before that, when the intern does a search for your name, you what comes up first? Take an educated guess. Is it the groundbreaking biography series of films with a lauded British director you've managed to book after months of my pushing? Is it the upcoming summer franchise film that has paid for your house, your vacations, and your designer clothes? Or perhaps it's the gritty independent feature with an all-star ca-"

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

"Hi, it's Joe. You know what to do."

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAIL AFTER THE TONE.

"I have had it up to HERE with your shenanigans. Up. To. Here. This week, this month, TODAY, when you are on set with just about EVERY successful British actor in the past TWENTY YEARS, and I have to fend off queries from the Daily Fucking Mail about your love life, feed rehashed garbage articles to the Liverpool press because of the casting backlash, send another series of ENDLESS queries to designers to get you free clothes and I am just DONE-"

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

"Hi, it's Joe. You know what to do."

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAIL AFTER THE TONE.

"Hi Joe, it's the intern! Your car will be outside at 5 am. I've texted you the name of the driver. Have a good evening."

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"Oh shit, did I forget to turn Raya off before I left the house?"

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Riding in the back of the car, his arm around his date’s waist, he’s feeling anxious. Freshly returned from Los Angeles, he’s on edge, keyed up, ready to let loose in familiar haunts, old hunting grounds. He’d re-loaded Raya onto his phone before the plane had reached the gate. He was coming HOME.

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A tale of two Joes

One wildly happy

One not

One making music

One pretending

A wild mane of hair

A recession

Who's persona is the real one

Who would I pay money to see

Who's living their best life

Who's having the last laugh

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Joseph Quinn's George Harrison is the dark horse of The Beatles biopics | The Standard

Vic, with all due respect, fuck all the way off with Bond. It is never going to happen.

The rate things are going, Q is not likely to happen. Red shirt 002.5 is unlikely to happen.

Close the laptop, pour a glass of Chardonnay, and go water the plants. They need your attention.

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Val Kilmer Dead: Star of 'Batman Forever,' 'Tombstone' Was 65

One of the OBs - original boyfriends. So talented. Rest in peace, Val.

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I am always and forever Pete Townshend in this situation

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This is why Vic came to LA.

I wondered what she was doing at the Warfare premiere. It seemed like a relatively low-key premiere vs. G2. It was for Cinemacon. F4 will be at the Disney presentation this week, and the new trailer comes out Friday.

They will film for a year. All four movies released on the same day. Three years from now. It's a huge project, with potential enormous cultural significance. At one point, John Lennon infamously commented the Beatles were 'more popular than Jesus'. (The comment was not received well).

Lord knows what these 'boys' will be up to by then, though my money is on Harrison to go the distance. He seems to be fairly settled and staying in the interesting career choices lane. If there is a God I hope they film this scene. Barry is a loki and lord knows what he'll be up to. Paul seems like a decent guy and from what I've seen, has good family support. Joe is a wild card, though I suspect there will be stories about him and Barry in the coming months.

My, how quickly the Warfare boys have been left in the review mirror.

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April fool

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Guys, I'm old.

I have a friend who, no lie, the day Paul McCartney goes to heaven we're all going to pile in the car and race to her apartment because she will be on the floor.

I don't know how this is going to work. The Beatles were so huge, so famous, such a moment, and this feels...small.

Wishing all of them the best, but oh my God, the room for error is vast.

Good luck, lads. You will need it.

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XTC always said it better.

H-A-T-E Is that how you spell love in your dictionary K-I-C-K Pronounced as kind F-U-C-K Is that how you spell friend in your dictionary Black on black A guidebook for the blind

Well now that I can see my eyes won't weep Now that I can hear your song sounds cheap Now that I can talk all your corn I'll reap I'm not so sure that Joey wed a Virgin Mary There are no words for me inside your dictionary

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Get on this, Tumblrinas. This is so far beyond Not Okay. I'll be calling my representatives today.