#when I catch you

[yaolmao]

WHERE’S THEIR HAPPY ENDING??

[bags-of-regret]

Idk how well this format does here but if I don’t express my emotions through memes across my platforms I will combust

[irresia]

cool as fuck WHAT THE FUCK

[koldefingre]

I am so sorry about this (I think I’m funny ok, also something tells me Jon is attractive in the young David thewlis kinda way)

[heavybreathingswift]

My BIGGEST GRIPE is their character assassination of Daemon. I didn’t think it was intentional at first, I just thought they didnt understand the morally grey/wild card aspects that make up his personality thus were writing him poorly. But after reading an interview from ryan, he essentially admitted theyre choosing to completely ruin Daemon’s character just because ryan doesn’t like Daemon….GRRM’s favourite character….

LIKE FUCK OFF DUDE

[thecountesstribe]

When I'm in a “Miscommunication Off competition” but my final opponents are Geto, Gojo and Shoko.

[anantaru]

alhaitham makes you cum three times in a row and goes "wait, you're tired already?"

[softbellaswan]

The older I get, the more annoyed I am by Bella going on and on and on and on and on about how getting older seems like absolute fucking hell to her and there's nothing worse than not being 17 forever, and in general the way every single vampire is described to be forever young and baby faced essentially because EWWW wrinkles, EWWW imperfection, EWWW being old, like the whole saga is an ode to ageism

[lilacisbored]

WTF DO YOU MEAN LOGAN SARGEANT GOT DROPPED FOR THE NEXT RACES WTF?!

WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU JAMES ISTG

[loredoesart]

I'm adopting Dev Dimmadome. Idc he is my son now... don't ask about Dale. I promise I did lock him in a cage when he will never be found.

Also the adoption paper is totally official. He is my son and I will Not be question about it.

[1800naveen]

When I catch you, sjm-

Tam Lin fell off his horse, was captured by fairies, had to find his true love to save him, and then was FORCED by said fairies to be changed into multiple forms.

If you think about it or consider it, Tam Lin is a victim of abuse. The fairy queen said that she would take his eyes, was held captive by these guys, lived under constant threat and/or fear because it said the fairies would sacrifice him to hell on Halloween.

What type would it be? Psychological, emotional, and physical abuse (forcing someone to change form...)

Janet not only recused Tam Lin in an act of true love but freed him.

And then when you take a look at SJM's version of Tam Lin...

What I want to know is how do you take a man who was abused by a woman/fairies with more power over him into an abuser himself?

And her version of his is more popular... Y'ALL GO READ THE ORIGINAL STORY, IT'S BETTER THAN ANYTHING THIS WOMAN COULD PUT OUT!

SJM HAS PUT A STAIN ON TAM LIN'S STORY, DAMN YOU! (I sound like an 1800s villain, lol)

Anyways, Tam Lin and Janet solos all of SJM's couples✌🏾

[meg-soul]

LITTLE CRITTERS | Y. ITADORI

summary ☆: yuuji sees a spider and his gf comes and saves the day!

wc: 275

warnings: fluff, crack, v short and sweet, spider, if you have arachnophobia ur like yuuji :)

not proofread I’m lazy -_- sos

“Ah shit!” you heard a small scream come from the room next to you. “Yuji you good?” you ask walking into the room just to look at your boyfriend yuji itadori holding his foot up in the air hopping around with his face scrunched up.

“the fuck did you do?” you asked trying to imitate sympathy in your voice, you knew your boyfriend was clumsy so over time you got used to it, whether it be a small paper cut or when he broke his arm last year attempting a backflip in which he failed miserably landing you both in the ER waiting to see the consequences of his antics.

“Stubbed my toe on the stupid radiator, will you kiss it better y/n please” he begged with puppy doll eyes to which you rolled yours in return,

“Go near those cheezits? not for 1 million dollars, sorry babe but your on your own for this one, how did you even manage to stub your toe on the radiator, it’s like five inches off the ground?” he started blushing and scratching the back of his neck at the awkward question.

“umm there was a spider…” he looked down “and I panicked and ran only to stub my freaking toe and it hurts.” he cried to which you only laughed. He exaggerated a hurt look “So you don’t love me then” he said sarcastically.

“You know I love you yuuji” you smiled “but do you want me to put the spider outside or are you just gonna cry about your toe?” he nodded his head quickly, blush apparent. Your boyfriend could defeat curses but shit himself whenever a tiny bug was near, you giggled to yourself catching the spider underneath a cup waving it in his face as you left the room.

He apologised and thanked you calling you “the bravest gf ever!!!” and gave you a soft kiss on the lips and you smiled into his embrace.

[lyranix1201]

If I get a nickel every time I watch a show randomly and actually enjoy it, and then i find out that Netflix cancel the show. I will have three nickels.

When I catch you Netflix, when I catch you. Trust you will be dealt with. 😡

[middlearthxsun]

Fuck that face card bullshit this is a face economy and he’s never going to disappoint us

I am so delusional I swear

[peachy-ceecee]

How I feel after clicking the subscorp tag expecting to see Hanzo Hasashi x Kuai Liang only to be greated with incest

[qwertysblues]

thinking about,,, ,,, how yangchen sees herself as too tethered to the earth as an air nomad,,, too willing to put the duties of the avatar above her traditions and beliefs as an air nomad ,,, ,, and how she perhaps sees her losing nujian as her losing that access to the freedom of the skies as a trade for that ,,,,, the air nomad who walked too close to the earth, had to pay up,, and how,,, she was willing to give jetsun’s glider for the sake of the people of bin-er,,, but kavik was the one who gave that part herself back to her ,,, ,,, thinking ,,,,, ,,,