#whell of the year

[weirdbabs]

i like the confirmation that pacts energy is purple, it seemed likely given the occasional purple glow when she was around but given that maxs energy was black- and so quickly!- i wasnt sure. that means max, dimitri, and spender ig are all confirmed to (effectively) use a spirits power whos energy doesnt match their own

[dbg-wow]

trying to fully commit to csp by deleting my drawing app

so... robot girls, huh? anybody?

[ribbonsaikeaux]

The Aftermath

Faith and Julia smiled at each other adoringly; gently nuzzling each others' noses. Around them, doll parts are laid out and ready to inspect.

"This is so exciting!" Declaired Faith. "Our own little doll." She smiles dreamily, squeezing Julias' hand.

"Remember, we're taking turns on the parts okay?" Julia responds, returning the squeeze.

"I knooow." Faith says with a giggle. "You go first!"

So they started the building process. Julia picking out red hair and deciding on a peach collered tone for the plastic body; Faith picking out deep brown eyes and a cute little doll head with a button nose and slightly upturned lips. Satisfied, they placed the shell in the center of a ritual circle; sitting on either sidd and holding hands. The pair chanted, magic pulsing in the circle emiting a soft lavender light.

The doll blinked slowly, gently tilting its head; experimenting with the movements of its ball joints. Shakily, it stood, wobbling unsteadily for a moment before firmly planting its feet.

Faith tittered, clapping her hands excitedly while Julia leaned in and hugged the newly risen doll.

"Welcome to the world little Thread." She whispered in the dolls' ear.

"Thank you so much Misses!" Thread shouted jubilantly.

Time went on and the three started collecting memories. Days at the beach, picnics in the park, hiking through the forest, dinner with the witches' friends. Pictures taken and hung up or put on the mantel from all of their fun adventures. Everything was always so fun and loving. That is untill...

Thread looked up at Julia, fear growing in its eyes. The Misses were screaming at each other, but it couldnt understand why. The voices were too loud, the words too fast for it to understand.

"Misses, please stop!" It shouted in desperation.

Julia paused for a moment. "Go to your room Thread." She said in a low growling voice through gritted teeth.

"But Miss Julia it-" the doll was cut off as Julia grabbed its arm and drug it down the hall. The doll sobbed as it was dragged and tossed in its room, the sound of the door slamming echoing in its ears.

The yelling raged on outside Threads' door. Screaming and shattering and explosions threatening to rip its door from the hinges. The doll sobbed and cried; tears streaming down its face as curled into itself and rocked back and forth. Eventually, exhaustion overtook it and it fell asleep.

Thread stirred, its head pounding. There was silence in the house now. A very unsettling silence. It opened the door just a crack and peaked through it. Nothing. It slowly wandered out; taking halted steps down the hall out into the living room.

The scene was disastrous. Furniture was split in half, walls covered in scorch marks, shattered glass from broken picture frames and vases carpeted the floor. Almost all of the pictures of the three were ruined of destroyed, save one. Tears once again whelled in Threads eyes as it kneels down and picked up two halves of a picture of itself and its Misses. It was from the dinner they'd had to celebrate the first year of its Making. It was torn in a way that seperated itself and Miss Faith from Miss Julia.

Thread silently cried, hugging the halves to its chest as it wandered across the house, finding Faith in the Misses' bedroom.

Faith, whose face was red and stained with tears reached out her arms. Thread silently climbed into her lap and leaned against her chest.

"M-miss Faith? Wh-where's Miss Julia?" It asked through shuddering sobs.

"I dont know dear..." Faith replied, biting her lip to hold back her own sobs.

"Wh-when will sh-she be back?"

"I dont know dear..."

The two once again broke down crying in each others arms. Squeezing and clinging desperately to each other in their shared despair.

[novelmonger]

Moments That Bring Me Joy: The Sound of Music

(Reminder that "joy" doesn't necessarily mean "happiness.")

The iconic spinning around at the beginning of the movie, and then, "The hiiiiills are aliiiiiive!"

Maria running back to get her…headpiece thing, I don't know what it's called ^^'

When we'd watch this as kids, my siblings and I would joke that when the nuns start singing "Hallelujah" at the end of the service, they were happy it was over. Maybe that's in poor taste, but I think of that every time I see this movie ^^'

Right at the end of this whole delightful song about what Maria's like, she rushes in, splashes some water on her face, and then almost barrels past them, proving everything that's just been said XD And then she just rolls her eyes, shrugs, and trudges away.

"You know how Sister Berta always makes me kiss the floor after we've had a disagreement? Well, lately I've taken to kissing the floor when I see her coming, just to save time."

"I'm your new governess, Captain!" "And I'm the old butler." "Oh. Well, how do you do?" *shakes his hand vigorously*

"When we enter the abbey, our worldly clothes are given to the poor." "What about this one?" "The poor didn't want this one."

The first tiny hint of a smile from the Captain when Gretel fails to say her name c:

"Fraulein, were you this much trouble at the abbey?" "Oh, much more, sir!"

The look on the Captain's face when Maria says they should thank the Lord for the food - like a little boy who's just been scolded! XD

"Oh, they're all right, Captain, they're just happy." *inconsolable sobbing*

"And I forgot the other boy, what's his name? Well, God bless Whatshisname."

"You're not frightened of a thunderstorm, are you?" *Gretel shakes her head, then immediately rushes into Maria's arms*

The entirety of "My Favorite Things"

"And do you or do you not have trouble remembering such simple instructions?" "Only during thunderstorms, sir."

The "Do Re Mi" song <3

"Well?" "Whell what?" (You have no idea how many times my siblings and I have quoted this one random line XD)

The way the Captain has to fight so hard to not smile when Maria and the children fall out of the boat XD

"My heart will be blessed with the sound of music, and I'll sing once more." This hits so much harder as an adult than it did when I was a kid. I definitely understood the significance of the Captain singing again, why he stopped when his first wife died, and how singing again opened his heart to his children once more…but somehow the words of the song seem even more significant now.

All the subtle expressions on the adults' faces during "Edelweiss" as they begin to realize there might be some attraction forming between the Captain and Maria.

"So Long, Goodbye" and all the times we've sung snatches of it when saying goodnight ^_^

"You flatter me, Captain." "Oh, how clumsy of me. I meant to accuse you."

Everything about the pink lemonade. It's so random, I'd almost think it was product placement XD

"Strawberries?" "It's been so cold lately, they turned blue!"

I was today years old when I realized that the dress Maria's wearing when she returns to the Von Trapps is the same one the new postulant was wearing when Maria goes to talk to the Reverend Mother ^^'

"Gretel, what happened to your finger?" "It got caught." "Caught in what?" "Friedrich's teeth."

I've always loved exciting stories of people hiding and running from Nazis, so I always loved the climax where they have to out-fox them so they can escape.

When the whole crowd joins in singing "Edelweiss"

Fraulein Sweiger (or however you spell that), who keeps on bowing when she receives third prize in the competition

"I lift up mine eyes to the hills; from whence cometh my help?" This verse means so much to me :') <3

The tension when the Nazis shine the flashlights through the bars! Yes, this brings me joy.

"You'll never be one of them."

The nuns bringing out the car parts they removed from the Nazis' cars! The last spoken lines in the movie are them confessing their sins! I love it XD

[awesome-casuallyfamouscollector]

Why Jeep And Dodge’s Parent Company Stellantis Is Struggling

Merging some of America’s legacy car brands with big European ones made Stellantis the world’s fifth largest automaker in 2021. But just a few years after the merger closed, Stellantis is struggling, and its troubles lie specifically with is North American business – home to Jeep, RAM, Dodge and Chrysler. Critics—including its own dealers—say the company raised prices too high and too fast, and didn’t focus enough on making good products. Its stock has plummeted. Watch the video to learn more.

P.S. Oops! My advice to Stellantis - get rid of too heavy, too expensive, too inefficient, very mediocre quality car brands intended only for Americans as soon as possible. These are not sellable products anywhere outside America and even there you will have trouble selling them!!! American car manufacturers haven't realized that America is no longer the centre of the world and your car fashion passion for uneconomical and badly overpriced cars is completely irrelevant to the rest of the global car market, and buyers are NOT INTERESTED...! We don't want American made ICE vehicles...!!!

I don''t like modern American car designs and technologies behind them absolutely: ugly boxes on whells...overweight, badly overpriced, low fuel efficiency, and extremely expensive to repair...If someone offers you to buy a modern American made ICE car in Europe, especially a used one, run away as far as you can....if you value your well-being and family budget...!!! Ford quality is also very mediocre at best...; GM is already out from car business in Europe, and actually it is a good thing!!! Modern American cars have a bad design and manufacturing quality and and unsuitable for European cities and motorways...huge fuel consumption due to excess weight, premature transmission problems, electrical failures and rust...are the daily life of American car owners in Europe...! There are not many such owners left! So, actually in fact, almost no one buys classic American car brands in Europe anymore....!!!!

[onlyfangz]

my dream job? a milf's boy. if a 50 year old woman approached me and clinked a leash around my neck. whell. im hers now ig.

[philyanthropist]

have a happy holidays, guys i am not mistaking, am i?

iii am pretty sure i wont have any other drawing for new year, but i really wanted to do at least something this month so-- have a cute handsome boy, looking at fireworks, and not thinking about past

his hair is WHELL-- a BIT of a mess, but i handeled it fine i think its actually the first one i knowingly tryed to do as one layer and i am quiet happy with the result well that is a rare one

[lightnersdream]

so many poeple have no gore in their artfight permissions whell ive been asking people to fuck up my characters for years and no one has done it yet. wgat is the trueth

[bookwormlover10]

Batman beyond review + thoughts

I been around two months sense I watch batman beyond for the first time ever and I can definitely say that I loved every minute of it. I love it so much I can say it my favorite dcau show. Hek my favorite dc cartoon ever. I could be because I'm biased cause I watch batman beyond before I watch batman the animated series and justice league and justice league unlimited.

For some backstory. batman the animated series and most dcau shows where way before my time. So I never grew up with the dcau. Didn't mean I never wanted dc related content growing up. I did wash teen titans with it was rerunning or boomerang ( thank to that show I was introduced to Robin way before I was introduced to Batman. ) I did wash one lago batman special ( of was it lego justice league) and I'm pretty sure I was the batman and Robin movie ( the one with poison ivy in it) I know I didn't see the early dcu movies. ( I watch more dc content then I thought)

This is to say I was mostly going to batman beyond blind. ( It Fair to pont out that I did watch the first season of Superman the animated series before I washed batman beyond.)

To give a brief summary of the show ( more like the first two episodes titled rebirth.) It starts with the news explaining how Bruce Wayne avoided a hail take over by daric powers. It then cut off to a werehouce were a girl it taken hostage. We then are introduced to a old Bruce Wayne in a new high tech suite. Bruce is doing his usual batman things, Hitting and noking gonds out. But during the fight his heart gives out and he's getting be up by a guy with ( not a crowbars) very long wrench. He thin points a gun at the guy. After that he decided to retire off being batman. 20 years later young Terry mcginnis goes partying with his girlfriend Dana after arguing with his dad . A gang of jokerz show up and cause havoc. Terry trys to fight them. The jokerz then Chase him all the way to Wayne maner. Thats how me meet Bruce and together they fight off the jokerz. But the fight but to much stress on Bruces heart so Terry help him into the manner and get his medicine. Terry then discovereds the bat cave and put to and to together. Bruce Kiks Terry out.

Terry comes home and find out to his dad murder my " supposingly " by jokerz. Whell movie back with his mom he finds a disk for a nerve gas that might be related to his dad murder. He goes to Bruce to see if he can do something. He tells Terry he can't so he posts Terry to Barbara Gordon ( I don't know if I spelled her last name right. Who is now the commissioner.) On his way he loses the evidence to Derek powers ( the CEO of Wayne powers. who ordered Terrys father murder) Terry then decided to steal the bat suit. He gets to Wayne powers and hear Derek confessing about the nerve gas wall trying to sell it on the black market. After having a confrontion with Bruce Terry stop the gas going on a transport hitting powers with the nerve gas ( giveing his organs as blight.) Get revenge on the man that killed his father ( Mr. Fix ) the next day Bruce offered Terry the job as the new batman. ( go watch the episodes if you can. I did skip over some things. But every minute of it is cool and I can't do it justice.)

the show is just really easy to get in to. Even going in blind I could tell what going on. I think it it partly be cause we are induced to a whole new world in neo- Gotham The city it self has a great retro cyberpunk aesthetic. Every building staking over the other. The background of this show is just really great. They even have their own slang in this show like, twip, dreg, slag, and the most famous one schway. I think it's something that the show doesn't get enough reconciliation for. They even have there own currency to. The way people dress in this show is also something to know by looking at the characters and background characters. There's a lot of people wearing black , squares, rectangle, stripes ( as seen on Terry jacket and pants) and layers. I could just go on about the world building in this show.

The music in this show is also a banger. Like the into for the show. It immediately tells you all your want about the show with it collage with awesome futuristic rock music. It my favorite opening in all off the Dcau. The least best the Superman the animated series opening. The rest of the soundtrack is also in this futuristic rock and it's goes HARD with every single one of them. Especially the fight scene. I don't know about you but when I think of fight scene, I think of rock and Wich is why prepare the music here over the usual orchestraic music in batman the animated series, Superman the animated series and justice league.( I haven't seen static shock, but I hear that the music is good there to.) Which is why I was happy when I heard rock in the background in Jlu ( even though I seen only the first two episodes.) Not that the orchestraic music was bad I did like some of them and it went with what they were going for. I just prefer rock over anything. The show does have its emotional music and they did a really good job.

They dynamic between Bruce and Terry ( and Ace too to an extent) is everything to me. With Bruce being to the equivalent earl for up with more angst and Terry being a trouble angstly teen. Also Ace being the bestest of boys. It's subtle but you can tell that they grow to cear about one an other like in shown in the episodes Shrek , sneak peak, bable, Ace in the whole, the return of the joker movie, out of the past and probably more. I think they did the passing of the mantle very well. Better them most media. They don't put Bruce down to being Terry up and vice versa. Bruce and Terry learned something from each other. ( it's a good time to pont out I do know the big spoiler for epilogue. Have seen it yet don't know how to feel. I don't like Terry design in it though.)

Both he and Bruce different backgrounds. With Bruce being of high class and Terry being the off the middle class. Also with Terry criminal record. I like that Terry and Bruce personally are also different that bounce well with each other. With Terry being angry and brash while Bruce is calm and collected.

Speak of Terry I think he's a good character. A former juvenal delinquent who mix in with the Wrong crowd and went to jive for it. With also the guilt of his fathers death. That because batman to atone for his bast wrongs. That a pretty interesting character. I like that Terry is the complete opposite of Bruce and somehow similar. Terry unlike Bruce has a social life with a girlfriend and friends. He likes to go out a hang out with his loved ones. Wether it's his girlfriend Dana, his friends or his family. He has to try to balance this plus his schooling with his duties as the new dark knight. Unlike like Bruce Terry has a family life. Even though he still lost his father he still has his mom a little brother. Who he will go above a and beyond for them as shown in the episodes bloodspots when his little brother was kidnapped. Over all he has a support system.

He also a different kind of batman then Bruce. Apart from the high-tech suit. Which it awesome by the way with the ability to fly. He's sarcastic and like to talk to his villains Like in return of the joker. He has a different fight style than Bruce. Being some what similar to Nightwings ( in this show continuity. I think ) while also being a heavy hitter and can and well fight dirty when given the chance. Give that hes history in used to being in a gang. I also appreciate that after Terry got revenge on the people who murdered his father, he still continues being batman cause it helps him correct his past sins and in his words " it's makes me feel like a decent human being again."

Terry over all character designs is also really cool. With his jacket and pants with square is just so cool. Giving him the punk drip. ( or as I been told the Jason Todd drip.)

Bruce in this show is also an interesting character. Even when I first watched the show and haven't watched the animated series or justice league/ unlimited, even with some previous knowledge of him and the bat family. I could tell that Bruce was a really sad character. In the first few minutes of the first episode when he retire from being bat man you feel bad for him. He's all a lone in that dark mansion on the hill with people he new either probably dead or want nothing to do with him. This is especially evident with the bat family in this continuity and is great in return of the joker. With the only company he his is a dog he found on the street of crime Ally ( ace is also good in this show too and the best of boys) and soon trouble kid that almost ran him over.

The reason why I say that despite their differences their somehow similar. Is Take their tragedy and making it into something more and try to make the world and it's people a better place than they found it. An good example of is for Bruce the baby doll episode in the animated series and for Terry the meltdown episode with Mr freeze. ( there probably more but I'm stinking with these)

Batman beyond rogue gallery is also really cool and terrifying. With most of them being original. Thought some say that the villain are the weakest of the show and aren't memorable. Wich yes criticism is valid but it's something I disagree with on some levels but I'll like to do a separate post about them and more explain my thoughts there so moving on.

The return of the joker movie is awesome and deserves it own posts.

Thought a critique that I have for the show is that we really don't see Terry when he was running with gangs. We hear about it though dialogue between characters about Terry record and especiallyin the episodes big time. But we don't get a flash back or nothing. It does have other problems like Dana ( Terry loves interest and girlfriend) not being that developed. Not that she's a bad character or her and Terry don't have chemistry as a couple. (They do and I like that.) I mean in the show she is reasonably mad a Terry for ditching on their date. She even tries to understand why he works so late.comes to the concussion that Terry sees Bruce as a father figure. Is just that we really don't see her as a for front of an episode( to the level that max was) . We don't know how her and Terry met and how they started dating. ( Wich I have a headCanon about.) We get a glimpse of her family life in the episodes Rats. I do really like Dana I just wish we got to see more of her and Terry's relationship.

Over all I really love this show. It's unique with iterating characters and word building. Yes it has some problems here and there. But it great and a unique experience.( And yes it is my current hyper fixation)

[yoshistory]

whell also now i wanna draw a picture of me as a 7 year old popping a smushed up fruit snack into my mouth as a 27 year old like "yeah s'good right? ^_^" and me nodding thinking and chewing thoughtfully about how it IS better all smushed up

[coffee-in-veins]

Hey coffee! Hope you don't mind that I continue the ask game from a bit ago!

5 11 (drop a playlist if you want!) 14 and 24 (more like, where do you get your references) and 30!!

Have a good day <3!

hullo hullo o/

thank you for the ask! and don't worry, you can ask anything and even from very old asks if you wanna ^^ if i can answer, i will.

5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself

lately i'm posting almost everything i have that i feel "finished" online because it makes dopamine and i could really use that. if we're talking art, i think all the art i've got is posted online. if we're talking texts... well. most? some i have but again, few people are interested in them compared to art, so i post them more rarely.

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

oh yeah! when i write, i have a huge playlist of postrock:

when i draw - whell, it depends, i have Witcher 3 OST, Hades OST, Final Fantasy 9 OST, and i have a few playlists which actually have words! ^^ which is so nice T^T i can't write when i have songs with words in the background...

i love turning this one on when i draw dd:

one for them is inspiration for RRR. it's quite old one, it was made a few years ago.

now the unpleasant stuff: i'm ashamed to admit but it has songs from a folk group called Melnista. which is ruzzian. they were somewhat against the war... but not too vocally. maybe afraid. dunno. them being against it is the sole reason i've not deleted the playlist alltogether. i haven't edited the playlist since i have to be honest that those were the inspirations, but... i'm very torn on this one and whether or not i should edit it and remove all of those. so... yeah

and one which is a bit of a spoiler if you look at the specifics of the name:

14. Any favorite motifs

oh dear... probably soulmates. finding someone you feel welcome with, even if it's through shit, dirt and blood - either your own, or someone else's. importance of physical touches. found family of horrible people for horrible people who manage to work through their shit and become better while still perceiving themselves as horrible people. lights. undying loyalty, often betrayed because and by another undying loyalty.

24. Do your references include stock images

i hafe a few galleries for stock images, but i also can ask people around me to help with taking a quick photo if i'm desperate, to have at least some approximation.

this thing can help someone but it sucks to set it up and i often forget i have it ^^'

also https://www.tumblr.com/bodytachi is amazing to have a reference for a pose

30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated

i'd put "Kiss your perfect day goodnight"

it's the first time i managed to draw them together. and i'm incredibly proud of how this one turned out... not to mention that rey had been a bitch to draw ever since

[toxooz]

Did Ramsuse ever take another interest in anyone else, or did he just bury the want with his last love?

WHELL with how long he's been alive im sure he went thru a period of never loving again and being negative to any positive emotions but after a few years he started bangin hella women """"just to feel something 😞😔😭"""" but he'd end up being disgustingly regretful everytime after so when that whole phase was over now i think he's just back to 'my love has been buried long ago' acceptance but a tad more mellow about it I'd say 🤔

[gajeelenjoyer]

👀 I am so curious as to the context behind the Gajeel art. Is there context? What is going on? Where are all these hands coming from? /genuine curiosity /positive

whell..,

This card was released in 2021 and basically I drew it in 5 days the second the full card was released right before Gajeel day that year. dont ask how

"Corroded by Magic Barrier Particles"

x x x

I'm pretty sure this was supposed to be post-Bloodman and getting sucked into hell. but like a what if scenario. locked into a game we've never been able to play outside certain regions and will never be able to play again because it is closed :)

I think about Gajeel getting dragged to hell all the time basically. The concept of him getting corrupted by that magic is just a plus. Also whore won the poll.

[maguro13-2]

Aira : I so excited to hear about the announcement of Jump Plus's anniversary. It's going to be spectacular of a life time!

Airia, also : I can ride bike easily to say that I'm not even wearing red, cause everyone's going formal red and red is not my name.

(she doesn't know that a Sonic Chao is in the opposite direction. she keeps on laughing)

Aira : Oh man, Jump Plus's anniversary in red is gonna be like--

(The Chao ends up flying into her face)

Aira : GAH! WHAT THE HELL!? Why is there a Chao in my face!?

(shakes off the Chao)

Aira : (scoffs) Sega these days! Stupid Sonic Chao, beat it!

*SMACK*

(the chao starts goes into her clothes and attacks her)

*Jack-Jack angry noises*

Aira : Wah!

(Aira starts to veer out of control)

Aira : (Panicking) Woah! Woaaaah! I'm out of control! HELP! Somebody do something!...

(her legs gets tangled on the pedals logically and she trips on a rock)

Aira : WAAAH!

*sounds of crashing*

Aira : (grunting and screaming in pain) Ow! Ow! OWWWW! Help! Help! WHY. DON'T. NO. ONE. HOW. TO. STOP. THIS!?

Mine Turtle : Hello!

*DBZ SFX : Loud Explosion*

Aira : (groans in pain) ...I'm okay!

(next)

Jiji : Jump Plus Anniversary is going all red tonight, and today. This is will be rocking off the charts, I'm just glad that wearing red will be out of--

*WHOOSH*

Jiji : What the?...is she riding with Okarun in red as well?

Momo : Hey, Jiji! Congrats on helping us prepare for the anniversary! Looks like we're all going red!

Okarun : So don't be late, or you'll have to wait!

Jiji : Yeah, gee thanks! Don't say anything, it's only for Jump Plus Anniversary party. Remember, everyone needs to be formal like fancy things. At least I'd be happy to remember my karma.

*bike front whell breaks apart*

Jiji : (thrown off) Waaah!

*sounds of Jiji tumbling down a cliff*

Jiji : (Grunting in pain) Ow! Ow! Okay ow! Double ow! Ouch!

Mine Turtle : Hello!

*DBZ SFX : Loud Explosion*

*sizzling sound*

Jiji : (groans in pain) ...I'm okay!

(next)

Yor : Wow hon. everyone wearing red today is a huge hit for the Jump Plus anniversary it's going to be a super spectacular event for the whole year! Wearing red is our dignity.

Loid : I see, but should red be the triggering color for sharks and bulls.

Yor : Uh-oh.

*Bull sound*

"ROJO!"

Don Flamenco : Oh yes! You are wearing red. Which means...Toro.

Black Bull : And I hate everything that is red!

(bull charges at the group)

Okarun : Oh boy. And anyone said wearing red a good idea.

Yor : Oh boy.

Momo : Not cool! Not cool

(evades)

*zooms on Loid*

Loid : This is gonna hurt real bad.

*BOWLING PIN CRASH*

(later at the hospital)

Yor hospitalized : I did not think wearing red was a good idea.

Loid Hospitalized : I demand explanations of what's going on here.

Anya Hospitalized : I think they found my spleen.

Yuri Briar : Sorry that I forgot about missing the anniversary party therefore...Who's gonna get cake at the cheesake factory!? (chuckles nervously)

Yuri Briar, also : Anyone?

Yori : This is totally nuts.

Momo : Anybody wanna watch the Golden Girls Marathon?

(all groans)

(next)

Seiko : Since those kids are away for the Jump Plus anniversary, I can finally relax to watch some soap operas. I hope there are no burglars or home invaders.

(sees a Virtual Boy)

Seiko : When did Momo had a Virtual Boy in all these years?

Virtual Boy : ATTACK! ATTACK!

(the Virtual Boy attacks Seiko)

Seiko : You little sh**! Get off of my face! Get off me! Get off me! Get off me!

*Zap*

Virtual Boy : (squeaky laugh)

Seiko : (her eyes are red)...MY EYES ARE RED! EVERYTHING THING THAT I HATE IS RED! YOU LITTLE WRETCHED VIRTUAL FREAK!

*Smash Bros : Bat Hit*

"IT'S OUT OF THE PARK!"

Seiko : Can't believe that stupid console blinded my eyes with red. I have to get an eye doctor.

Momo : Hey, Granny. Have you seen my Virtual Boy? I was supposed to get rid of it and give to somebody else.

(throws away the damaged Virtual Boy)

Seiko : Uhh, no.

(next)

Director : Where is the Anniversary party? I had everything in checked!

Assistant : Director, sir. The Jump Plus Anniversary will have to wait.

Director : Have to wait? What do you mean have to wait. I made everyone wearing all red in formal like they're fancy! I need a new approach for this upcoming Jump Plus Anniversary and somebody has to do it.

Assistant : Sir. We have the anniversary cake we ordered from Shounen Jumper Soma.

Director : And?...

Assistant : The cake contains something like foodgasms, the cake we ordered for the Jump Plus Anniversary was Jumpin on our tushies! Men, go see and taste test the cake.

Assistants 2 and 3 : Yes sir.

(they taste the cake)

Director : So how did it taste?

Assistants 2 and 3 : According to the results, this cake tasted familiar than usual. But we feel like there's a human body in the cake before the jumpers order it.

Director : Let me see. Why would there's such thing as a human body?

*SPLAT*

Fiona : LOID-SAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY...Oh goodness.

(Everyone is in shocked as Anya gets KO'd by falling down)

Fiona : Sorry about that, I guess this whole naked surprise wouldn't last a bit.

Director : ...You're fired.

Momo : No director. Don't fire her. We got this.

Okarun : We know exactly what to do.

Fiona : Well this is a downer. What are going to do with exactly?

(scene flips)

Fiona as a Janitor : Stupid Jump Plus editor. Hope they like anniversary parties that munch with all the messy frosting I caused.

(to Aira and Jiji in body casts, except for Seiko whose eyes are red due to Virtual Boy's blindness)

Fiona : What happened to you guys?

Aira : I don't know, I have medical bills and I'm paralyzed.

Jiji : Thanks to dumb little mistakes, we have our faces butchered on bicycle accidents, at least we still have our diginity.

Aira : Thanks! This is going to be a snappy anniversary. So open up some alcohol and drinks some...Huh?

(outside, Kracko is floating above them)

Jiji : Does this mean we're not getting pizza?...

*THUNDER CRASHING+ZAP*

*sizzling*

Aira : Or not. Well at least we're fine.

(their casts are about break, casuing a Shattering sound)

*Shatter*

Aira : Oh geez.

Jiji : Well, we're boned.

[sleepingjasminetea]

WIP Last Line Challenge

Whell, @bolithesenate, 'preciate the tag in the last line challenge

Here's the last lines I've written for, heh, my Naruto fanfic that I abandoned for 4 years through college and have only now begun to nurse back to health.

MC is Akari, entirely fictitious Senju clan head, who is helping organize Naruto's adoption ceremony into the (surviving) uzumaki clan.

Eleu was already seated under the sweet willow at the center of the paths with a pile of ferns, palm leaves, and other flowers from around the extensive gardens and greenhouses at her feet.

Akari skittered up one of the border trees and leaped across the gravel paths, landing noiselessly beside her elderly clanmate.

Eleu briefly rolled her eyes before shoving half the pile of greenery at her show off of a helper; “Show off. Do Iolana’s, I'll do Makani’s. Then, you've gotta change! I'm not seeing you at a birth celebration in anything less than full Uzu festival attire!"

Akari giggled, and began to weave in the flowers from the Yamanaka into what would become Iolana’s crown. “Feels strange to be celebrating while the rest of the village mourns” Akari muttered, poking a flower into the crown.

Eleu hummed, “yes, but better to rejoice when you can, eh, girl?”

Low stakes tags: @thebrainofocto, @beetleducks

[ob-oki]

squid game rember [] is me. () is the original author

start top left, right page: " orphanages have been overn for years, there should be a crisis by now. why not? where are all those extra kids going? wheres all the homeless families and single Moms? I found multiple articles and interviews on the black web [isn't it dark web] of scienists and engineers and Doctors and heres what they have to say... F.Y.I (there all dead now because they said something)"

"Theres tunnels all over the world that connect. we are starting to find some now but no one really puts it together yet why there are there. one of the original families is the Rothschilds (richest family in the world) they had a ball in the 1980 something and the way they dressed is interesting.., animal heads, baby body part centerpeaces. the invitation list was interesting. anyone in any power of position was there. including the 11of the other families. the li family is nowhere to be found and there is no record of them anywhere. (I'm sure they were there though.) the animal heads are interesting because of a very popular Korean T.V show where they take desperate poor people and make them play a gametill death"

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whell idk why it ended with Squidgame but sure