#wheasing

[lloowweesss]

silly lil phrases

*Martin often gets his speech mixed up for context*

Mk: *yapping*.. Labor ham inkin..

Ck: Wait- did you just say labor ham inkin?..(silence)

Mk: wdym?-

Ck: You just said and I quote "Labor ham inkin"

Mk: No.

*Koki and Aviva are balling thier eyes out in the background*

Ck: you mean Abraham Lincoln right?

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Mk: aww bro look it's an Indian Runner Deek!-

Ck: Deek? Comon not again- what is a deek?!

Mk: deek? Whare did you get deek from-

Ck: YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID "oH LoOK aT ThAT DeEk" *pointing at the duck*

Mk: what- i Litterly said duck?

Ck: Nuh-Uh!

*Koki still cracking up*

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Mk: Why don't we go to Seattle Lithington?

Ck: Seattle lithington. Really?.

Ck: It's Seattle Wash-ing-ton Washington.

Mk: I said Washington what are you even on???

Ck: No. You said Lithington. And no we cannot go to Seattle Lithington and see the deeks along with Labor ham inkin.

Mk: | Litterly never said that-

*About this time Koki lost it and was rolling on the ground laghing and wheasing*

[nova-livinlavitaloca]

When you hear a wheeze in your breathing: panik

When you realize your not wheasing: kalm

WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT ITS NOT YOU WHOS WHEASING: PANIK

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[mendhq]

hope eddie and peter

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[xxrat--punkxx]

I AM PISSING MYSELF OVER THIS

[infinityactual]

Here you go, have a bald Lasky

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[gaybananabread]

It's not your fault

Hollow Mind broke my heart. So, to fix it, fluffiness. This takes place a little after the Hollow Mind episode.

Ler: Amity

Lee: Lus

Summary: Luz can't stop thinking that everything happening is because of her. Amity has a special way to cheer her up.

Warnings: Owl house spoilers. Noting major, but still there. It's a tickle fic, so if you don't like that, scroll away!

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Luz couldn't stop thinking. About Belos, about Hunter, about the Day of Unity, about home. How everything wrong with each of them was her fault. Belos knew about them. Hunter had nowhere to go and dissappeared. She didn't know how to help with the Day of Unity. Home was a mess.

She was stuck in her own head, overthinking about it all. Would it be better of she never came? Just gone to summer camp? Been a normal kid? She stayed like that, curled up in her room, wondering and thinking.

...

Amity walked up to Hooty, who let her inside after asking her what her favorite type of bug was. She was visiting Luz, when Eda stopped her. "Hey kid, Luz is going through some stuff. We've tried cheering her up, but she just feels distant."

Amity went upstairs, stopping at Luz's door. She knocked, not getting any response. When she opened the door, the sight before her broke her heart. Luz was curled up in a blanket, hood pulled up, staring off in space. She had bags under her eyes, and they looked lost.

"Luz, are you alright?" She looked up, flashed a quick smile, and drifted off again. Amity went over and squeezed her into a hug, giving her a kiss on the cheek. "Hey, I'm here. What's bothering you?" She seemed to come back to reality a bit. "It's all my fault. Everything wrong is my fault."

Everything made sense now. Luz was upset about all the chaos happening, and blamed herself. "Oh, no Luz. It's not your fault. You don't need to beat yourself up over it all." She nodded, but didn't seem to belive it.

Amity needed to cheer her up, but how? She thought of all the ways Luz had cheered her up before. She bought me food, we watched a movie together she... oh. Got it.

"Hey Luz, can I try and to cheer you up?" She nodded, her cat ears moving along with it. Amity lunged at her, straddling her hips. "I'm gonna tickle the sadness out of you!"

Luz's eyes went wide. "W-wait, Amity! Mi amor! Cahan we talk about this?" Without even acknowledging the question, Amity scribbled on Luz's belly. "Wahahahahit! Dohohohohon't!"

Now Luz was smiling, but not all that much. Time for teases. "Don't what? I'm not doing anything." A blush creeped across her cheeks. "Tihihihiggle mehehehehehe!" "Tickle you? Okay!"

Amity started scratching at her belly button, and Luz started to really laugh. "NAHAHAHAHAHOHO! CAHARIHIHIÑOHOHO!" She dipped her finger in a couple times, rewarded with little squeaks or hiccups.

Amity gave her a breather when her laughs had a little whease at the end. "Youhuhu're mehehan." Even though she was adorable, this little comment couldn't go unpunished. "Mean? That's not very nice, Luz. I need an apology."

Luz snorted at that, putting on a smirk. "An apology? You just tiggled me, and you want me to apologize? No way." Amity shook her head a little. "Really? I'm going to wipe that smirk off of your cute little face!"

She dug into Luz's armpits, and she shrieked. "EIHEHEHE! AHAHAMIHIHITYHIHIHI! NAHAT THEHEHEHEHERE!" Amity only stayed there for a quick minute, moving down to knead her ribs.

Luz's laughter kept changing pitches. "CohohOme ohohON! HahAHAcehe cohosquIHIhillahahas!" Good thing Amity found that Spanish book in one of Eda's piles of human books. "I know it tickles, silly! That's why I'm doing it!"

Amity took a good, long look at Luz's face. She had a blush across her cheeks and the tops of her ears. She had a true, happy smile on her face. She doubted that Luz even remembered that she was upset.

"Okay, Luz. I think you've had enough." A relieved yet disappointed look came onto Luz's face. "Just one more thing." Amity pulled up her sweater and nibbled around her belly button. Luz erupted into squeaky laughter. "EEHEHEHE! NOHO LAHAHAS MOHORDIHIHISCOHOS! PLEHEHEHAHASEHE!"

Amity stopped and started to rub Luz's belly, getting rid of the ghost tickles. She layer next to the still-giggling girl, pulling her into a hug. After she calmed down, Luz started to talk.

"Thank you, Amity. I needed this." Amity pulled her into a quick kiss. "I know. Feeling better?" Luz nodded, and looked up at Amity. She had a true smile on her face, and her eyes were sparkling with a mix of love and happiness.

Life could wait. Being together and happy outshines it all.

[myrfing]

i did WD way early on being like I bet this is important lore and guess who was like what the fuck are you people TALKING about every 2 sec. now that im more acquainted with the world I retroactively get what's happening but. whease

[mhandmore]

The Reason

Tim sat on a wall smoking outside. Toby approached silently watching from above him. Tim didn’t look over.

TIM

What do you want?

TOBY

To bug you.

Tim puffed his cigarette.

TIM

Why?

Toby jumped down onto the wall with Tim. Turned to him and Bummed a cigarette.

TOBY

Got a light?

Tim hands Toby his lighter.

TIM

You smoke?

TOBY

Maybe.

Toby lights up and takes a puff. Only to break out in a coughing fit. He wheases.

TOBY

What was that?!

Tim chuckles

TIM

That was a cigarette without a filter.

Toby continues coughing

TOBY

No filter?!

Toby turns over the carton to read the back.

TOBY

Jeez, no wonder you’re always In a bad mood! How can you stand that stuff!

TIM

The same way I stand you. Practice.

Tim takes another puff as Toby glares at him.

Tim turns to Toby.

TIM

Seriously why are you out here?

Toby stares at the cigarette silently, before tossing aside with disgust.

TOBY

I don’t know, just felt like it.

Tim raises an eyebrow before turning back.

TIM

Bull.

TOBY

What?!

TIM

Tobias, you’re a terrible liar.

Toby gets flustered as Tim takes another puff. Eventually Toby huffs and turns back.

TOBY

I told you to call me Toby.

Something in his jacket beeps. He takes out his phone and pushes the alarm to stop. He takes a pill bottle out of his jacket and takes a couple.He offers it to Tim who snuffs out his cigarette and takes a couple pills before handing back the bottle.

TIM

Thanks

TOBY

Yeah…

He stares at the sky for a bit before sighing.

TOBY

I came out to see someone.

Tim looks confused and Toby points up at a star.

TOBY

That’s her.

TIM

You really believe in that stuff?

Toby shrugs.

TOBY

I don’t know, but it’s fun. Why not?

Tim nods lighting another cigarette.

TOBY

So what about you?

TIM

Hu?

TOBY

Why are you out here?

TIM

For a smoke.

TOBY

Why?

TIM

Why do you think?

Toby looked at him for a bit

TOBY

Because you're addicted.

Tim shrugs.

TIM

That’s part of it.

TOBY

How many have you had?

TIM

Not enough.

TOBY

Why?

TIM

Because I’m still here.

Toby blinks staring at Tim as he smokes.

TOBY

You really mean that hu?

TIM

Yeah. Wouldn’t you?

Toby shifts uncomfortably in place.

TOBY

Well I don’t so…

Toby shrugs as Tim nods.

TIM

That’s good, keep it that way.

TOBY

Do you ever miss them?

Tim looks sadly at his cigarette.

TIM

Of course I miss them.

TOBY

Even Alex?

TIM

Yeah...

TOBY

Is that why?

Tim looks at him confused and Toby gestures at the cigarette.

Tim shrugs

TIM

I guess that’s part of it too.

[derritter]

Guda: Hey, Abby what do you want to eat?

The Keyhole, screeching in a horrid cacophony of guttural, barely understandable voices: ThE sOuLs oF ThE iNnOcEnT!

Abby: A bagel.

The Keyhole: *makes a horrid wheasing scream that shakes the air itself*

Abby: Two bagels.

[archived-dawn]

Hold on, please. Because why not

Send “Hold on, please.” for my muse to die in your muse’s arms.

Theo was laying in bed asleep. That's all she seemed to be doing know a days. Sleep. Just sleep. She was so tried and everything hurt.

And then violet came into the med bay and hugged her. It was one theo knew all to well. The smaller girl was shaking as she held her.

"Hold on, please !"

Theo wheased as a soft sad laugh left her. Right try and hold in till the casters figured out something. Hold on until they got help. Hold on. But theo didn't want to hold on. She was tired and hurting. And she wanted to sleep. Her arm ached and her lungs where on fire it seemed her grandfathers work finally finished proses

" im sorry kiddo...it looks like i gotta leave everything to you..."

Man she really was a bad senpai huh ? They haven't even reached solomon yet. Theo rested her hand on violets head and closed her eyes one last time.

She hates how she left her all alone.

[tinynachoblizzard]

I'M FUXKING WHEASING @the-husbando @joomtrash @zoonil

This is super important

[from-the-highest-tower]

Happy Anniversary

You and Fred Weasley had been dating for three years today. To be totally honest you thought that he had completely forgotten their anniversary as he was busy trying to get Weasleys Wisards Wheases off the ground. You figured the two of you would spend the night like any other, tucked into a corner of the library working, you on her homework him on a new product. As you were leaving the last class of the day and heading back to your dorm you saw the ginger boy bounding up to her. “We’ll aren’t you looking particularly lovely today” he says as he presses a kiss to your forehead. “What has you in such a good mood? Finally figure out how to stop the nose bleeds?” “No. Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten what today is.” He replies looking more then a little hurt. “No but I figured you had.” “Not in a million years my love. I even have a special night planed for us and everything. I have to go do a little setting up I’ll meet you in the great hall after dinner. And be sure to dress warm.”

That evening after dinner you were waiting in the great for Fred to arrive. Just when you were starting to get to warm and thought about shedding a few layers Fred came running down the stairs with a bag swung over his shoulder. “You just get more beautiful every time I see you.” He says with a playful smirk on his face. “That’s a lie Weasley and you know it.” Y/N shoots back playfully. “What are we up to tonight anyway?” “All in due time my love. First things first we need to make sure we don’t get caught.” He begins to rummage through the bag until he finds what he appears to be looking for. “Harry lent me his invisibility cloak just for this occasion. Shall we?” It was quite cozy under the cloak, not that you were complaining about being so close to Fred. He took you out onto the beautiful snow covered grounds. The entire earth was covered in an untouched blanket of white powder so perfect you almost didn’t want to ruin it. “This way Y/N/N. Oh and don’t worry about the foot prints I’ll take care of them.” You walked down to the quidich pitch hand in hand. “Freddy what exactly are you up to?” You questioned. “All in due time my love, all in due time” was his only response. The sight of the pitch left you breathless. He had set up candles everywhere with a beautiful picnic consisting of all your favorite foods in the center. “Do you remember our first kiss?” He asked “Of course it was right here after Gryffindor beat Slitherin three years ago.” “I thought I couldn’t possibly love you more then I did in that moment, but you continue to prove me wrong everyday. I love you Y/N happy anniversary.” As I said before I’m new to this writing thing so please leave me feed back and any ideas you might have for stories.

[aiden-walsh]

The pain in my eyelids that are heavy, the drip sound of the blood dripping into an empty cavity,they call my heart. The screams of my soul asking for mercy. The wheasing sound of my lungs filled with cement. Why is love a manipulative bitch that fools me so easily. Why am I so dumb. Is it worth it? All I have to say is, that it was.

[rosebed69]

lola: whease*

Riley Ruckus:why did the chicken cross the road?

Nick Nack:I don’t know,why?

Riley Ruckus:to get to the house of the dumbass!

Nick Nack:knock knock.

Riley Ruckus:who’s there?

Nick Nack:the chicken.

Riley Ruckus:LISTEN HERE YOU-

[orestesisfasting]

Space 🌌 Anon: This is just me speaking but I'm being really nice to thank you. If I have a bad day or just feel down I can scroll through your blog, Instagram, or your cosplay ask blog and I'll feel 100x better. I'm sure others will agree. You're amazing Jim Jam!

*WHEASE* I just- You are so nice?????

[c18adverts]

September 29, 1719 - They Say Consumption Can’t Be Cured. We Say “Baloney.”

Consumptions of all sorts radically Cured, by a famous Elixir peculiarly invented for that Disease: Its wonderful Efficacy sufficiently explodes the erronious Opinion, that Consumptions are incurable, since it absolutely retrieves the Patient, tho’ reduc’d to a meer Skelleton; quickly takes off all the Symptoms, as Cough, Hoarseness, Wheasing, shortness of Breath, Pain or Weight in the Breast, spitting of Blood, soreness of the Stomach, Throat or Windpipe; also Catarrhs or Defluxions of sharp Rhume, and all Ptisical and Asthmatick Affects, Hectick Fever, &c. perfectly Cures all internal Ulcers, restores all inward Wastings, Weakness and decay of Nature, being Balsamic and Strengthening beyond Comparison: It assuredly eradicates the first Principle or Cause of Consumptions, rectifying the Disorders of the Stomach and first Passages, creating an Appetite, procuring a good Digestion, reducing the vicious Ferment of Blood and Juices, correcting the Acrid Salts that erode the Lungs, certainly healing Ulcers therein, and infallibly Curing all sorts of Consumptions, tho’ nbever so bad, in a very short time to a Miracle. Price 3s. 6d. a Bottle, with Directions. Is sold only at Mr. Radford’s Toy and Spectacle Shop, at the Great Golden Pair of Spectacles against St. Clement’s Church-Yard in the Strand, near Arundel street End.

Daily Courant (September 29, 1719)