#whatdidyoucallme

[oldglorytattooco]

Not everyone’s cup of tea…😑☕️🫖 by @strangebreu #hottea #whatdidyoucallme #earlgrey #heyhey #bostonteaparty #arizona99cents #ourteaisbetter (at Old Glory Tattoo Co.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoBRcbcNAgz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[a-scientist-reborn]

Whatdidyoucallme?

Faye! Meet Viktor!

@monsterfucker-research-wizard @a-scientist-reborn

Okay!!! Hi being called Viktor!!!

[willmreed]

After all of the suggestions for my #boynamedsous hands! Tony picked this up to try this week! #bagbalm #whatdidyoucallme?! #vermontsoriginal #bakerslife https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKxSKzBZ_R/?igshid=qjr9gz9egatv

[tyrras]

#transaf #transman #transgender #ftm #tboy #transmasculine #transdude #wontbeerased #honorific #whatdidyoucallme #transrights #transvisibility #dearsparklebeing https://www.instagram.com/p/B3-v1DiAeNC/?igshid=1m60jwcnexkqn

[nottswhore]

Malfoy

summary: y/n gets used to Draco calling her Malfoy, harry gets a little jealous...

warnings: none, but i did do harry wrong in this one 🌝 sorryyy

“Shut up Malfoy.” “I didn’t say anything?”

face visual:

“Good morning y/n Malfoy,” Draco walked into your room, waking you up.

“Good morning darling...” you replied in a sleepy voice, not noticing the little nickname he gave you.

He waited patiently until you shot up, a smirk going across his face when you looked at him.

“Whatdidyoucallme?” “I called you y/n Malfoy, better get used to it,” He smiled at your happy but confused face.

“Why?” He walked over to you, sitting on your bed next to you and hummed thoughtfully. “well, since we’re getting married anyways, i figured to start getting you used to your new last name,” he grinned at you.

“I’m not complaining,” you smiled at him back, happy at the cute gesture.

a few weeks later

You had gotten used to looking up whenever Draco called you Malfoy, but you forgot that it was only him calling you that.

You two were early to Hagrid’s class, Draco was saying something rude about Hagrid. Something about calling him a big oaf?

When he realized what he said, he looked at you with a panicked look on his face. you simply smiled at him, knowing that he did actually try to hold back his comments.

“Shut up Malfoy.” “I didn’t say anything?”

You quickly realized your mistake, as Harry was addressing Draco. He stared at you, not knowing that you were used to being called Malfoy.

“What? I wasn’t talking to you?” You were about to say something, but Draco cut in.

“I’ve been calling her Malfoy since we’re getting married anyways, it’s never too early to start.” Draco knew that Harry had always liked you, so he smirked when Harry looked down and said “oh.” You felt horribly bad, and when Draco was sidetracked later you let him know that. But for now, you just looked at him apologetically.

“Come on Malfoy, don’t wanna be late for class,” Draco led you away, emphasizing the word Malfoy. You loved your blond Slytheirn, but sometimes he could really be a pain...

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i have absolutely no idea why i wrote this, i’m running out of ideas lol but i hope you liked it anyways :)

also by the way, as a reminder i do any harry potter character, not only Draco. i also do smut, which i haven’t gotten a request on yet, but i’ll gladly write it! so if you have any fluffy or smutty requests i’ll for sure be happy to write it :)

[kyralanae-blog1]

Back when Sabrina was 4. Lol. I can happily say that it's a year later and our neighbor now greets us with a simple "Good morning and have a nice day!" Lol Teach them how to war in the spirit! 🔥���😁 #bindthatup #inthenameofjesus #wordsareseeds #wordshavepower #speaklife #whatdidyoucallme ##encouragement #KyraLanae

[bscollins]

#whatdidyoucallme

[gravefl0wers]

Oh my gOD I M FREAKING OUT RN YOU REBLOGGED MY ART I'm sorry I'm fangirling so hard RN ahhhhhHHHHHHHHH

????? ITS GOOD ART WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO WITH IT

[v-poreons]

@whatdidyoucallme I recommend reading this post. She's also defended the writers' blatant homophobia, including calling Ezor and Zethrid 'homicidal lesbians' which is an extremely common and harmful trope when it comes to 'representation' of the lgbt (more specifically, lesbian) community

https://twitter.com/IBexWeBex/status/1027988862457401344?s=19

https://twitter.com/IBexWeBex/status/1028392089082417152?s=19

What's wrong with Bex?

This post is very informative

http://pilots.tumblr.com/post/164499421707/what-do-you-have-against-bex-can-u-also-provide

[owlswellblogs]

This is my face after the chirpy petrol kiosk attendant says "thank you Aunty" #sopolite #whatdidyoucallme

[dianeschisler-blog]

I'm loving this Christmas humor! #whatDidYouCallMe

[sweetbutterfly45]

#lol #senseofhumor #icehole #reindeer #reindeers #watchout #whatdidyoucallme #ice #meme #tonahlmillerwraps

[joeyjao]

Working on my split jerks. #whatdidyoucallme? Still got some work to do. (at Sweatshop)

[motleymack-blog]

Sunday shopping at @oliverpeoples in #SoHo. Or should I say #SnowHo?! #dadjoke #notpunny #PhilDunphy #SnoHo #whatdidyoucallme? (at Oliver Peoples: Soho)

[thesunsetinmyveins]

Dental anatomy is still kicking my butt a little but I've at least gotten perio charting down. #perioforthewin #dental #mesioanddistal #whatdidyoucallme #dallas #lovemylife

[rachelannmillar]

A drawing for the inside of my #whatdidyoucallme #zine at #EBABZ