#what. what. what
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autisticlalna · 7 months ago
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VIKING FUCKING EXPLODED
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gl1tched-g0th · 6 months ago
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SHUT UP WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARCTURUS BEAMING WAS RELEASED TODAY?@?@?#?@?
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hecckyeah · 1 year ago
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just had to fully sit back and rethink my entire life because I realized that in rotj, luke and leia are the same age as me now. what.
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batmanshole · 1 year ago
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"grant morrison wrote red hood: lost days" is NOT a take i was expecting to have to disprove but here we are
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ntaras · 1 year ago
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REPTILE HAD A WIFE AND SON??????
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koobiie · 6 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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fangs-4-fags · 6 months ago
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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so-many-ocs · 11 months ago
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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emj4yart · 6 months ago
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Google is cooked
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alocalfrog · 7 months ago
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
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riacte · 11 months ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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pirateprincessjess · 8 months ago
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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dio7r · 1 year ago
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skenpiel · 8 months ago
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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x0401x · 7 months ago
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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