#what. what. what

[t4tails]

oh my god no offense to this person like no offense to the point that im turning off reblogs because i can respect that theyre owning their taste and they know what they like but WHAT

[autisticlalna]

VIKING FUCKING EXPLODED

[tittyinfinity]

>mom asks me to go to the pharmacy

>says the pharmacy closes at 4:30pm

>I rush to get my errands finished so I can get her meds

>pull into the pharmacy drive-thru at 4:20

>see that the pharmacy doesn't close til 5:30

>another car pulls in behind me

>it's my mom

>get a phone call from my mom yelling at me

>intense confusion

[kingsdodecahedron]

ok I need to talk about this NOW or I’ll implode

WHAAAAT IS THAT SCENE WHERE THEYRE GOING UP IN THE ELEVATOR TO NARAKA AND THERES ALL THOSE MELTED BEINGS IN THE VOID????? HUH.

[gl1tched-g0th]

SHUT UP WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARCTURUS BEAMING WAS RELEASED TODAY?@?@?#?@?

[hecckyeah]

just had to fully sit back and rethink my entire life because I realized that in rotj, luke and leia are the same age as me now. what.

[batmanshole]

"grant morrison wrote red hood: lost days" is NOT a take i was expecting to have to disprove but here we are

[ntaras]

REPTILE HAD A WIFE AND SON??????

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[skenpiel]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???