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nathaniacolver · 3 months ago

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i don't think you guys understand the levels of lesbianism in this scene

this 90 caliber electric net is caitlyn's E ability......aka, she's the ONLY champion in league of legends that can use this ability.........thus, the writing decision to have vi, a separate, melee league champion, be the only one in the show that EVER also triggers it (someone informed me that cait does use it during Hellfire), with her bare hands (and against another champion, at that), suggests levels of intimacy and trust that i can't even comprehend

additionally, this isn't the first time caitlyn's given up her gun (aka ALL of her special abilities) for vi, either

oh to have a girlfriend

#i love league of lesbians #this is the kind of intimacy they talk ab on ao3 #or you know what.#this kind of intimacy surpasses everything that even sappho could have dreamt up #to be fair ambessa couldn't comprehend it either #“...and the third?” WHY WAS SHE SO INVESTED lmaooooooo #not even ambessa can truly escape vi's charm and charisma #and i know exACTly where maddie got the idea to shoot cait in the neck bc look where that knife was headed #oh noxus.....they're gonna have to do a LOT to make me love you in the future shows #vi using a ranged ability and cait manually choking singed. when will the lesbians stop winning #looks like the episode 6s got a lil fruitiness to them #caitvi #caitlyn kiramman #vi arcane #arcane #league of lesbians #piltover's finest

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grandwretch · 2 years ago

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i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.

and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.

#steddie #jgkfldgj separate fic idea where everyone is talking about their best murder ideas as like a joke #nancy has a gun she's been thinking about longingly eddie's is dramatic argyle's is disturbingly competent etc #and steve is just like how many of the government officials that we know do you think i would have to fuck to get access to the nukes #idk steve is the epitome of go big or go home To Me #like he's always the one put in situations and then he commits to the bit a thousand percent and is way more extra about it than everybody #he hit billy with a fucking car . do u get that #nancy was like im gonna shoot at him like a normal person in an action film #and steve was like oh the vehicle im currently in? before airbags were invented? im gonna send it full speed into that guy #as you fucking do #the only one in the upside down mostly naked and shoeless btw #like ???? do u think this is die hard u bitch bc that hasnt come out yet #what was i talking about its 2 am

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shitty-goose-quack · 8 months ago

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shules moments in 3x15

"she's one of santa barbra's finest"

touching her back like cameron did in the bank episode

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xxplastic-cubexx · 1 month ago

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friend kayla very delicately asked me today when i first started drawing yaoi and i had to reflect on the fact it probably was avengers that started it all

#snap chats #it was so funny how she asked like she may as well have been asking me if i was gay ELRKJEGRKGJAG #WHICH. DOUBLE FUNNY found out that for the past two years she thought i was bisexual. sorry my friend that isnt so... anyways..#but no im screamign cause thinkin on it i think my first like. ship i was obsessed with was stony JVLKEAJKAE #either that or sniper/medic but not the point. the point is life is a flat circle #other highlights of today include her being like 'so i noticed you uh..... only draw older men....'#like what do you WANT FROM ME WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY #I LOVE OLD MEN OK NOW WHAT. NOW WHAT DO WE DO GOING FORWARD #i dont even draw old bitches that much it just thing 1 and thing 2 over here.....#Triple Highlight she was like 'so like... do you think magneto and xavier... yk....' like girl this is the third time you've asked me this #she keeps forgetting and i keep having to remind her that yes i do in fact think they're boinking and are super married #anyway she kept fuckin round with my lil magneto plush and playing the FEAR MAGNETO voiceline from rivals on her phone #adn i wanted to shoot myself DEAD WE WERE IN THE DINING HALL !!!!#ok whatever im done bye. gonna play rivals in a hot minute i think.. need to see one of my fave old men ...

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lesbianwyllravengard · 1 year ago

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Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south

#Cw gun mention I guess #I was feeling super nauseous so I went into the kitchen to get ritz crackers #And we're at my grandma's rn for Christmas and she has windows in the kitchen that look out at the road/other houses #And NO curtains or blinds because she's old #And anyway I turned a small light on so I could see the crackers and I hear a fucking man outside shout “WHO'S OUT THERE”#In the heaviest southern accent. Mind you every fucking person in this area has a gun bc there's lots of trees with squirreld they shoot #And logically now that I am calming down I know it was just a bad coincidence and he was probably yelling at smthn in his yard #But jesus fucking christ I felt such immediate intense fear my head went cold #Ran to my baby brother's room bc I was certain someone was gonna come kill us #Then the rationality took over and I just told my mom about it. But now I'm sitting outside his room eating crackers bc I'm fucking paranoid #It is almost 4am and I haven't slept a wink I cannot do this rn #But literally the last time I went for a walk around here my dad told me not to go alone and also not to say anything stupid #And also stay far away from houses bc I could get myself shot #Literally what the fuck is this.#“Afearican” except I'm still very much in the US #Not to mention almost every fucking house has a blue lives matter flag and some have isr*el flags now too like #I fuuuuucking hate it here

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love-songs-for-emma · 1 year ago

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am i going to single-handedly create a fandom about jay holt from the video game "as dusk falls"? i just fuckin might

#i Cant stop thinking about him. ive literally been dreaming about him. i Need to help him. please #hes just a fuckin kid!!! (18?? 19??) hes a TEEN and his family is FUCKED and its not his FAULT #none of this was his fault. he deserves so much fuckin BETTER #also i thought i didnt care about vanessa but then shes got dead brother trauma hi hello hiiiiii #and now jay does too #fuck my LIFE #ive never been one for self-inserts but actually me jay and vanessa hang out regularly in a tree house we built #we laugh and shoot the shit and talk about what losing our brothers have done/are doing to our psyche #as dusk falls #jay holt #vanessa dorland #new hyperfix u say ? this one will be brief hopefully. bc the game is fucking. unfinished. stupid ass cliffhanger ass bjtch ass #plus im rewriting canon so jay has a good young life. no timeskip for MEEE #maria is literally just rambling. hi #.txt #the only fic ive ever written/outlined was about alana bloom from nbc's hannibal & she Deserved a rewrite #but maybe i need to indulge in writing jay holt's better reality TOO #theres a quote. hang on. a quote from a beloved piece of media. why cant i recall what its from rn #but theyre talking about different timelines n shish and one of them says ''maybe this *is* your best reality'' and its SO sad. fuck #is it hannibal. i feel like its always hanniba #no but also i feel like its not???#its like ''this is your best life. youre not getting a better one''#what the eff is that. im gonna be stuck on this forever #EDIT: IT IS FROM FUCKING HANNIBAL. BUT ITS GODDAMN FREDRICK CHILTON OF ALL PEOPLE WHO SAYS IT #''The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true.#This is your best possible world Will. Not getting a better one''#fucking CHRIST chilton #lines that go HARD

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callmekamel · 11 months ago

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*to my chinese friends* "so Bazaar's China has this photoshoo-"

"yes Camel we found it it's done by Chen Man a very famous Chinese visual artist now stop talking about Anatomy of A Fall for GOD's sake"

tw: lounging, lots of lounging

#justine triet #they really know what they're doing in China don't they #what's wrong with her???#more importantly #what's wrong with me?????#It's 1:43am I can't do this #anatomy of a fall #anatomie d'une chute #bazaar china #just gonna leave it here like a normal person this is my diary now #also is it just me or because she's a genius AND hot she has more “fashionable” shoots than any directors I've ever seen?#like for the others they're more like professional luncheon #and she's here draping herself on a bed in a man shirt and ruined lipstick #idk man a bit weird #so are they going for artsy french women or something...

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oscillating-fan-whore5 · 3 months ago

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I keep getting random songs stuck in my head nuuuuuuu

#someBODY once told me the qorld was gonna roll me #i aint the sharpest tool in the she-ed #she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead #well #they stop coming amd stoep coming #went through the roof and i hit the ground running #didnt make sense not to live for fun #your brai gets smart but ur head gets dumb #so much to do so much to see #so whats wrong with taking the backstreets #youll never know if you dont go #youll never shine if you dont glow #HEY NOW UR AN ALLSTAR GETS UR GAME OM GO PLAAAAYAY HEY NOW UR A ROCKSTAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAAAIDD #all that glimmers is golldd only shooting stars break the moopldddd #its a cold place and they say it gets colder

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orcelito · 5 months ago

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Ok things got slightly more interesting with the appearance of the rest of everyone hfkshdks. The delight at seeing Ino's jutsu fucking up their aim.. & everyone else working together. Like on that's pretty good.

Not gonna last for that long tho bc shits getting fucked next episode I think. I feel like. I do not want to watch it right now 😂 let it marinate. I'll come back when I have the energy to watch this bullshit.

#speculation nation #fanny watches naruto #still hate the ten tails design. sooooooo much.#it just looks like a grumpy muppet. it's so stupid looking. it's supposed to be Scary!!!!!!#ridiculous. anyways sorry for all the posts i just have many opinions.#ive never watched this far before in this show so this is all new to me. tho obviously i know about Some Things already...#man i just miss fucking taijutsu fights. there was a fight in kakashi's backstory arc that i watched like 5 times #bc it was just SO COOL. all this epic over powered bullshit is just guys yelling and shooting beams at each other. boring!!!!!!!!#i do know gai is gonna go at madara with taijutsu soon ish. i hope it's as satisfying as it sounds. madara fucking sucks.#i know hes supposed to. but like not only is he so full of himself. conceited bastard. but hes also a fucking misogynist!!!!#him talking down to tsunade including the fact that shes a woman like SHUTT UPPPPPP god i want to punch him in the chin #anyways what a show. it drives me literally insane.

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illuzijan · 7 months ago

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Carla's reaction speed is just not there when she's not physically fighting. She just stares every time she almost gets shot and then when she DOES get shot she stares.

#hc #the blank incredulous stare #absolutely loony. She stays stock still when chris shoots her hyposhot out of her hand too #AWWW WHATS THE BIG BAD SOLIDER GONNA DO SHOOT ME?#staring blankly at the big bad soldier about to shoot her

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alittlebitofrainbyyourside · 1 year ago

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feeling extremely emo about the incredibly emo poetry I used to write.

#I don't remember all the stanzas #and I don't remember the exact write.. pretty wording but...#but #When we yawn- we force a tiny bit of oxygen directly to the brain- allowing us to stay awake a split second longer #With enough air- it is possible to play a note on a trumpet so loud- and so brash- that it will splatter brain matter against skull wall.#In africa- there is a tribe that drills holes in their skulls in order to talk to God- isn't it amazing what a little bit of oxygen can do #insert stanza that was almost definitely about shooting myself in the head #'She asks me what I'm thinking about- I yawn and say 'nothing''.#I think about death the way other people think about dinner menus #which is to say... on and off throughout the day- every day.#.... truly loved to get on a stage and just be The Worst.#all my poems were about mental illness- sex- or death... and tbh half the ones about sex were about mental illness #I wrote about about bi polar once that basically like- depression was a familiar boyfriend who was terrible for you... kept you home #who never wanted you to do anything. but meant that you would never be alone. and then Mania was this exciting temptrest of a woman.#'WIth her I was all lips and fingertips'#about knowing it was wrong but still being unable to stop myself from courting her- knowing I was cheating.#and then in the end- the poem ends with a bipolar diagnosis #and I just remember Sam... looking at me and being like ???? was that about bi polar the whole time.#yes Sam. Yes Sam. I wrote about making out with mental illness whatcha gonna do about it.

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paterday · 2 years ago

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You uh getting some ideas for Aura and Omen?

Don’t look at me with those big ol eyes I’m SHY

Here’s an image of. The silly for your troubles

that being said.

#I’m writing this all In the tags #cuz I hate being looked at #so I think I’m going with the idea that omen steals aura and then goes awol(??? is that how you spell that)#ANYWAYS some time before that her brain gets a little bit fucked up #so like the part of her brain that processes information from the eyes is a leetle bit messed up #so she can’t. really see very well even tho her eyes look fine #which causes her to become kinda well known for occasional friendly fire #cuz she just shoots what moves and looks unfriendly shaped #THEN. she is sent with a group to go to this planet and retrieve the aura ai #and she’s the first one to find it #idk what I want to happen here but in some way she gets Aura inside her head #and Auras like hey man ur brain is kinda fuckedup. want me to like. do something about that #so she’s able to give omen back her full vision via managing the signals #nd Omens brain is the only thing keeping her from going full on rampant and exploding (how does this work. fuck if I know I’ll figure it out #later. problem for future me :o) )#ANYWAYS they have this very symbiotic relationship but also it’s like very. codependent #so two fucked up ladies :)#and aura really doesn’t want to die so she’s fine with this whole thing.#her main purpose was to just keep people alive #and she failed that. so she’s gonna try her damn hardest to keep her new human alive #(insert the mind meld fuckery here)#is this deeply embarassing for the me? yes. but I am trying to be so brave about it

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boygirlctommy · 1 year ago

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ok i have like. the very rough outline for this animatic.

#my post #ripposting #really just need rhe quotes now bcus i know what parts of the song are which fights #oh my god. im gonna have to animate combat.#*frantically pulls up sad.ist* GIRL HELP HOW DO I DRAW FIGHTING #<- uses them as a ref for like every animatic i do lol #i just realized actually. this wasnt intentional but i totally am amking a sa.dist-style animatic rn #its even set to a 2w.ei song ToT #but anyways im sosososo excited for this :DDD the first 48 seconds are just them arriving at the BLOCK #BUT their pirate oath from what binds us is playing. ooo can i do effects on the audio? bcus i kinda want it to be abit echo-ey....#but yeah and then chip as tay is all like 'we need to get these pirates inside!!' and the guard goes 'did we ever get a name for this crew?#and then theres like this moment of silence. and thats where chips gonna go 'the r.iptide pirates :)' and then BOOM LOUD MUSIC #thats where they fight shrek. i dont remember what that monster was i always called that fight the shrek encounter. then the hall w that #pirate dude!! then the tundra!! oh big j... then its MEAT ROOM TIME!!! and then DESERT ROOM!!!!! at 2:02 is when they start attacking each #other in the desert room :3 then its the center with drey!!! and then theres a quieter slow part. thats where nfw goes.#the song actually ends there but i looped part of it so it gets loud again :3 thats where the running away happens!! and then as it fades #out again thats where theyre safe on the ship and jay screams at her dad even though hes too far away to hear it and shes all like 'IM GONN #BE THE BEST GODDAMN PIRATE YOUVE EVER SEEN!!' and chip goes 'i dont doubt it sureshot :]' CRIESSS anyways then very quietly as the audio al #fades out gill goes 'im glad you got to shoot me' and jay goes 'me too lol' and that is where we end the animatic 👍#its like 4 1/2 minutes long pray for me guys

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castielsparkle · 2 years ago

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literally being in therapy and my therapist asking/saying Pls we Need . to test for [X] disorder and im like??? LOL nope we dont bc i already gave myself the ocular patdown i do NOT have that disorder thank you though . i would know for sure bc i would remember experiencing something like that . and she was like straight up . hey. you know the number one criteria is like being unaware . of it. there. and i was like . ????? um??? no bc i would definitely Know if that happened to me and she was just like . bro the . you dont know thats the kicker and

anyways felt like this goodnight

#cas.txt #we went ten mins past ohr normal sessions which NEVER ever ever ever happens #even tho im her last patient of the day i am rlly on top of Not Extending #and like #ive been her patient for longer+consistently than . well.#any other therapist ive had #and she actually respects me and my symptoms and issues #Nd it was soo insane actually being respected to the point #where SHE Fully suggested this. not me!!!#re: i had already said i do NOT have this disorder in my brain so i def wasnt gonna bring it up in session i have other stuff to talk abt #and then she was like oh shit youre describing [X] real hardcore #anyyyways. umm #what else was i gonna . say #oh also yeah we r gonna try to shoot for two hour sessions #and i have one inbetween my next session so #all new stuff and i need it actually LOL

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ploffskinpluffskin · 2 years ago

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i’m taking my mom on a small trip to ireland

#i'm gonna do it #really i am #it's been a dream of mine for like a decade now and i feel like i can finally Do It #i'm speaking with a travel agent to see how much it'll cost #just so i know what to shoot for #she's going to give me a basic quote i think #and then we can chat more on The Details #listen i went to both ireland and italy and i know my mom is super jealous bc she's always wanted to travel #but she's also resigned herself to think it's Never going to happen and i am here to say nuh uh to that shit >:v #i think if i can get the ball rolling that's all it'll take to get her on board

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