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grandwretch · 2 years ago

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i do think peak comedy is a steve who is absolutely aware of the effect he has on people, but has never felt that way towards anyone else-- the closest he got was with nancy and robin, because he loved them both in different ways, and sometimes he felt like he was going to go insane if he didn't talk to them or touch them right now, but it was never like he had seen other people act about him. robin and nancy made him a better person. they didn't drive him to ridiculous levels of violence and obsession. maybe people in hawkins were just fucking weird.

and then he meets eddie, falls in love with eddie, and he's like... yeah, okay. alright. no, i get it. if anything happened to this guy i would steal the nuclear launch codes.

#steddie #jgkfldgj separate fic idea where everyone is talking about their best murder ideas as like a joke #nancy has a gun she's been thinking about longingly eddie's is dramatic argyle's is disturbingly competent etc #and steve is just like how many of the government officials that we know do you think i would have to fuck to get access to the nukes #idk steve is the epitome of go big or go home To Me #like he's always the one put in situations and then he commits to the bit a thousand percent and is way more extra about it than everybody #he hit billy with a fucking car . do u get that #nancy was like im gonna shoot at him like a normal person in an action film #and steve was like oh the vehicle im currently in? before airbags were invented? im gonna send it full speed into that guy #as you fucking do #the only one in the upside down mostly naked and shoeless btw #like ???? do u think this is die hard u bitch bc that hasnt come out yet #what was i talking about its 2 am

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shitty-goose-quack · 4 months ago

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shules moments in 3x15

"she's one of santa barbra's finest"

touching her back like cameron did in the bank episode

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lesbianwyllravengard · 11 months ago

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Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south

#Cw gun mention I guess #I was feeling super nauseous so I went into the kitchen to get ritz crackers #And we're at my grandma's rn for Christmas and she has windows in the kitchen that look out at the road/other houses #And NO curtains or blinds because she's old #And anyway I turned a small light on so I could see the crackers and I hear a fucking man outside shout “WHO'S OUT THERE”#In the heaviest southern accent. Mind you every fucking person in this area has a gun bc there's lots of trees with squirreld they shoot #And logically now that I am calming down I know it was just a bad coincidence and he was probably yelling at smthn in his yard #But jesus fucking christ I felt such immediate intense fear my head went cold #Ran to my baby brother's room bc I was certain someone was gonna come kill us #Then the rationality took over and I just told my mom about it. But now I'm sitting outside his room eating crackers bc I'm fucking paranoid #It is almost 4am and I haven't slept a wink I cannot do this rn #But literally the last time I went for a walk around here my dad told me not to go alone and also not to say anything stupid #And also stay far away from houses bc I could get myself shot #Literally what the fuck is this.#“Afearican” except I'm still very much in the US #Not to mention almost every fucking house has a blue lives matter flag and some have isr*el flags now too like #I fuuuuucking hate it here

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love-songs-for-emma · 8 months ago

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am i going to single-handedly create a fandom about jay holt from the video game "as dusk falls"? i just fuckin might

#i Cant stop thinking about him. ive literally been dreaming about him. i Need to help him. please #hes just a fuckin kid!!! (18?? 19??) hes a TEEN and his family is FUCKED and its not his FAULT #none of this was his fault. he deserves so much fuckin BETTER #also i thought i didnt care about vanessa but then shes got dead brother trauma hi hello hiiiiii #and now jay does too #fuck my LIFE #ive never been one for self-inserts but actually me jay and vanessa hang out regularly in a tree house we built #we laugh and shoot the shit and talk about what losing our brothers have done/are doing to our psyche #as dusk falls #jay holt #vanessa dorland #new hyperfix u say ? this one will be brief hopefully. bc the game is fucking. unfinished. stupid ass cliffhanger ass bjtch ass #plus im rewriting canon so jay has a good young life. no timeskip for MEEE #maria is literally just rambling. hi #.txt #the only fic ive ever written/outlined was about alana bloom from nbc's hannibal & she Deserved a rewrite #but maybe i need to indulge in writing jay holt's better reality TOO #theres a quote. hang on. a quote from a beloved piece of media. why cant i recall what its from rn #but theyre talking about different timelines n shish and one of them says ''maybe this *is* your best reality'' and its SO sad. fuck #is it hannibal. i feel like its always hanniba #no but also i feel like its not???#its like ''this is your best life. youre not getting a better one''#what the eff is that. im gonna be stuck on this forever #EDIT: IT IS FROM FUCKING HANNIBAL. BUT ITS GODDAMN FREDRICK CHILTON OF ALL PEOPLE WHO SAYS IT #''The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true.#This is your best possible world Will. Not getting a better one''#fucking CHRIST chilton #lines that go HARD

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callmekamel · 8 months ago

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*to my chinese friends* "so Bazaar's China has this photoshoo-"

"yes Camel we found it it's done by Chen Man a very famous Chinese visual artist now stop talking about Anatomy of A Fall for GOD's sake"

tw: lounging, lots of lounging

#justine triet #they really know what they're doing in China don't they #what's wrong with her???#more importantly #what's wrong with me?????#It's 1:43am I can't do this #anatomy of a fall #anatomie d'une chute #bazaar china #just gonna leave it here like a normal person this is my diary now #also is it just me or because she's a genius AND hot she has more “fashionable” shoots than any directors I've ever seen?#like for the others they're more like professional luncheon #and she's here draping herself on a bed in a man shirt and ruined lipstick #idk man a bit weird #so are they going for artsy french women or something...

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oscillating-fan-whore5 · 8 days ago

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I keep getting random songs stuck in my head nuuuuuuu

#someBODY once told me the qorld was gonna roll me #i aint the sharpest tool in the she-ed #she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead #well #they stop coming amd stoep coming #went through the roof and i hit the ground running #didnt make sense not to live for fun #your brai gets smart but ur head gets dumb #so much to do so much to see #so whats wrong with taking the backstreets #youll never know if you dont go #youll never shine if you dont glow #HEY NOW UR AN ALLSTAR GETS UR GAME OM GO PLAAAAYAY HEY NOW UR A ROCKSTAR GET THE SHOW ON GET PAAAIDD #all that glimmers is golldd only shooting stars break the moopldddd #its a cold place and they say it gets colder

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alittlebitofrainbyyourside · 1 year ago

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feeling extremely emo about the incredibly emo poetry I used to write.

#I don't remember all the stanzas #and I don't remember the exact write.. pretty wording but...#but #When we yawn- we force a tiny bit of oxygen directly to the brain- allowing us to stay awake a split second longer #With enough air- it is possible to play a note on a trumpet so loud- and so brash- that it will splatter brain matter against skull wall.#In africa- there is a tribe that drills holes in their skulls in order to talk to God- isn't it amazing what a little bit of oxygen can do #insert stanza that was almost definitely about shooting myself in the head #'She asks me what I'm thinking about- I yawn and say 'nothing''.#I think about death the way other people think about dinner menus #which is to say... on and off throughout the day- every day.#.... truly loved to get on a stage and just be The Worst.#all my poems were about mental illness- sex- or death... and tbh half the ones about sex were about mental illness #I wrote about about bi polar once that basically like- depression was a familiar boyfriend who was terrible for you... kept you home #who never wanted you to do anything. but meant that you would never be alone. and then Mania was this exciting temptrest of a woman.#'WIth her I was all lips and fingertips'#about knowing it was wrong but still being unable to stop myself from courting her- knowing I was cheating.#and then in the end- the poem ends with a bipolar diagnosis #and I just remember Sam... looking at me and being like ???? was that about bi polar the whole time.#yes Sam. Yes Sam. I wrote about making out with mental illness whatcha gonna do about it.

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clamorybus · 8 months ago

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we got bacl from grammie's wake. it was surprisingly pleasant despite how sad we were

#i gotta hand it to the funeral home--she really looked like she was asleep #mickey.txt #despite well. the occasion #it was a surprisingly pleasant get together #a lot of her old coworkers from when she worked at the supermarket were there #and i got to see my stepcousins i haven't seen since before covid #and it took my niece about an hour to get fidgety and antsy #which is an impressive for an 8 year old tbh #it was funny after awhile whenever the mood got really low my mom was like 'okay kid--do a cartwheel'#because my niece LOVES cartwheels and there was so much space for cartwheels #it was fun lol #just what grammie loved honestly; everyone sitting and shooting the shit #and the grandbaby/ies being cute #ngl everytime my niece did a cartwheel or jiggled the fidget toy i lent her #i had an instinctual gut reaction of 'SHH NOOO YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP GRAMMIE'#i miss her already. i never got to bond with her the way i would've liked to #but she was a lovely grandma. the type that always fussed over everyone #'did you want anything sweetie?' 'jen you want help in the kitchen?' 'want me to do anything?' type of grandma lol #she was a worry wort but very sweet. growing up she always sewed us coats and dresses and blankets #she taught me how to knit; like 80% of my knitting stuff used to be hers #she gave me a whole carpet bag of knitting gear and yarn when i was like 14/15 #she taught me card tricks when i was kid. she used loved brushing my hair but she used #her old lady metal brush that hurt lol #she used to take us to the library #and she used to take us to the movies a lot as kids but she'd take us to a convenience store first to buy our candy #and as kids we thought that was the coolest most badass thing in the world #growing up we used to spend a weekend at her house once every few months #and on sundays she'd take us to her mom's apartment to organize her pills and stuff #idk. im glad she was in my life but i miss her already. at least now she's with her mom and brother 💕

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beastking-golion · 2 years ago

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Finished my run of Mortum’s romance and.

#full spoilers in these tags here my guys #fhr #fallen hero retribution #fhr spoilers #fallen hero retribution spoilers #okay so 1. love this gal she’s so awesome and knowing she vented to her friend about our dumbass decisions makes me weirdly happy #you are so girlboss mortum #anyways 2. shes so lovey dovey and the fact she takes the time to keep you comfortable first is sooooo ❤️#her specifically getting cozy with you only after establishing you’re comfortable is so sweet of her #dont ‘bar is on the floor’ me btw because I have another piece to that in why it makes me so emotional #gonna talk about dubious consent here for a second so BIG warning okie? okie.#3. the scene after you reveal yourself as a regene to her and she asks why you had sex with her and you explain how you do things-#for humans because that’s what you were built to do meaning you acted for her desires not your own meaning she ‘pushed’ you into doing it #that was so devastating and I mean specifically for her as someone who clearly values consent a shit ton #yes you may have liked it but you did it cause you thought it would make her happy not because you wanted it like oh my god that hurts #she prolly understands regenes at least to some sort of degree shes a smart well connected woman so learning your bf is actually a regene-#has gotta have so many cogs and questions and worries shooting through her mind #you were made to serve humans you were controlled and abused by doctors like her you clearly fear her to some aspect #its heart breaking because of how much love she shows you and how much love she just has in general even as a villain #sorry yall I just can’t stop thinking about that scene like that had to have been so harrowing for her #it’s not your fault mortum you literally couldn’t have known even if you tried because our ass is so secretive #but it felt like it left off on a hopeful note #you both understand things so deeply about each other now and you can rebuild #start over and try again in a better safer way #one where you’re honest with her #AAWASG TH GFHFHFNGN it was really good it was so good #love that gal mortum so much #built out of love and vinegar she’s so awesome sauce #and with that I’ve played all the fhr2 romances #I can’t decide which romance is my favorite but I know which is my least (and it’s not my bbg mortum love ya)

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princessmyriad · 11 months ago

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Oh so queen gib is fucken easy as shit if you do literally any preparation huh

#totk spoilers #personal #damn yalls tags made me think she was gonna be hard so i stocked up on attack up food and fire fruits #made myself a fire weapon and the lady was dead literally within 3 minutes #um ok??? i actually had to stop fighting her and do a photo shoot for my tat references like i wasnt hectically running around and dying #i in fact did not die even once. madam just kind of crawls around the corner of the room waiting patiently for me and riju to lightning her #the only actual thing to dodge is tornadoes and thats.. not hard if you have any stamina #i think one floor gibdo got me once and thats the only hit other than tornadoes. i still have so many meals left #what is this i feel so mislead queen gib im sorry everyone thinks ur scary and dangerous ur a good big moth girl #not my favourite temple regards to puzzles but my favourite zelda boss of all time ever #(it is not important that this is the first and only zelda game i have played)#queen gibdo

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paterday · 2 years ago

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You uh getting some ideas for Aura and Omen?

Don’t look at me with those big ol eyes I’m SHY

Here’s an image of. The silly for your troubles

that being said.

#I’m writing this all In the tags #cuz I hate being looked at #so I think I’m going with the idea that omen steals aura and then goes awol(??? is that how you spell that)#ANYWAYS some time before that her brain gets a little bit fucked up #so like the part of her brain that processes information from the eyes is a leetle bit messed up #so she can’t. really see very well even tho her eyes look fine #which causes her to become kinda well known for occasional friendly fire #cuz she just shoots what moves and looks unfriendly shaped #THEN. she is sent with a group to go to this planet and retrieve the aura ai #and she’s the first one to find it #idk what I want to happen here but in some way she gets Aura inside her head #and Auras like hey man ur brain is kinda fuckedup. want me to like. do something about that #so she’s able to give omen back her full vision via managing the signals #nd Omens brain is the only thing keeping her from going full on rampant and exploding (how does this work. fuck if I know I’ll figure it out #later. problem for future me :o) )#ANYWAYS they have this very symbiotic relationship but also it’s like very. codependent #so two fucked up ladies :)#and aura really doesn’t want to die so she’s fine with this whole thing.#her main purpose was to just keep people alive #and she failed that. so she’s gonna try her damn hardest to keep her new human alive #(insert the mind meld fuckery here)#is this deeply embarassing for the me? yes. but I am trying to be so brave about it

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boygirlctommy · 1 year ago

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ok i have like. the very rough outline for this animatic.

#my post #ripposting #really just need rhe quotes now bcus i know what parts of the song are which fights #oh my god. im gonna have to animate combat.#*frantically pulls up sad.ist* GIRL HELP HOW DO I DRAW FIGHTING #<- uses them as a ref for like every animatic i do lol #i just realized actually. this wasnt intentional but i totally am amking a sa.dist-style animatic rn #its even set to a 2w.ei song ToT #but anyways im sosososo excited for this :DDD the first 48 seconds are just them arriving at the BLOCK #BUT their pirate oath from what binds us is playing. ooo can i do effects on the audio? bcus i kinda want it to be abit echo-ey....#but yeah and then chip as tay is all like 'we need to get these pirates inside!!' and the guard goes 'did we ever get a name for this crew?#and then theres like this moment of silence. and thats where chips gonna go 'the r.iptide pirates :)' and then BOOM LOUD MUSIC #thats where they fight shrek. i dont remember what that monster was i always called that fight the shrek encounter. then the hall w that #pirate dude!! then the tundra!! oh big j... then its MEAT ROOM TIME!!! and then DESERT ROOM!!!!! at 2:02 is when they start attacking each #other in the desert room :3 then its the center with drey!!! and then theres a quieter slow part. thats where nfw goes.#the song actually ends there but i looped part of it so it gets loud again :3 thats where the running away happens!! and then as it fades #out again thats where theyre safe on the ship and jay screams at her dad even though hes too far away to hear it and shes all like 'IM GONN #BE THE BEST GODDAMN PIRATE YOUVE EVER SEEN!!' and chip goes 'i dont doubt it sureshot :]' CRIESSS anyways then very quietly as the audio al #fades out gill goes 'im glad you got to shoot me' and jay goes 'me too lol' and that is where we end the animatic 👍#its like 4 1/2 minutes long pray for me guys

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castielsparkle · 2 years ago

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literally being in therapy and my therapist asking/saying Pls we Need . to test for [X] disorder and im like??? LOL nope we dont bc i already gave myself the ocular patdown i do NOT have that disorder thank you though . i would know for sure bc i would remember experiencing something like that . and she was like straight up . hey. you know the number one criteria is like being unaware . of it. there. and i was like . ????? um??? no bc i would definitely Know if that happened to me and she was just like . bro the . you dont know thats the kicker and

anyways felt like this goodnight

#cas.txt #we went ten mins past ohr normal sessions which NEVER ever ever ever happens #even tho im her last patient of the day i am rlly on top of Not Extending #and like #ive been her patient for longer+consistently than . well.#any other therapist ive had #and she actually respects me and my symptoms and issues #Nd it was soo insane actually being respected to the point #where SHE Fully suggested this. not me!!!#re: i had already said i do NOT have this disorder in my brain so i def wasnt gonna bring it up in session i have other stuff to talk abt #and then she was like oh shit youre describing [X] real hardcore #anyyyways. umm #what else was i gonna . say #oh also yeah we r gonna try to shoot for two hour sessions #and i have one inbetween my next session so #all new stuff and i need it actually LOL

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elytrafemme · 1 year ago

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call the hairdresser and call the mediator because the way i'm splitting to the fucking ends right now

#babes i'm so sorry about it i'm SO sorry about it but i don't think we can blame this one on the period craziness anymore #i've not even been that mentally ill lately but my friend said we like can't hang out before he goes back to school #AND my sister doesn't want to hang out tn and i'm genuinely like? i'm going to break my fucking phone #like okay i'll just kill myself. whatever. i'm becoming super fucking toxic it's really bad #obviously i don't say this shit this is internal i'm not gonna push for anything that's super fucked #but like. ohhhh my God the rage i'm feeling right now. i need to kill someone #literally why am i like this. no explanation no anything i'm just like this? who fucked me over though like what happened #what's my tragic backstory i've got nothing i'm literally just crazy #he's not even answering my fucking texts anymore like tell me to die. pussy. do it. do it! fuck w me right now #and i was so nice i literally was like. hey no worries how's your summer been what's been going on!#i'm watching more youtube within the last 10 minutes of checking my phone i've almost thrown up and thrown it twice #do you think people try to fuck me over. do you think that's a thing. like they're testing me #if you showed me some of my old online friends right now the way i would rip them into pieces #my girlfriend's been pissed lately too like it's my two best friends riding for me and nobody else #oh he replied fucking great. shooting myself in the head i'm so manic pixie for this i'm so fixing him right now #i'm not he's got a girlfriend. but like. whatever. could've been me & i think about that when i'm mad #i do not like him but me and her are literally the exact same she's just prettier and smarter and i'm more of a good person #not right now though. i need to loop someone gets hurt from mean girls until i'm fucking normal #neg #vent #suicide tw

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gobbluthbutagirl · 1 year ago

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did i tell you guys that the guy who taught me how to drive was a fucking 75-year-old man who ran a driving school and the day he was supposed to do my test he straight up fucking FORGOT TO COME GET ME and i was just sitting on my dad’s front porch waiting for him for OVER AN HOUR like a BITCH. and i tried calling both numbers i had for him and he didn’t answer and i was too mad to leave a voicemail because i knew i would curse him out. and finally at like 5pm(my test had been scheduled for like 10 or 11 in the morning) he called me and he was like, “oh i’m so sorry holly i had you in my planner but i forgot to put you in my day planner and i didn’t bring my planner with me. can we reschedule?” and i was still so mad about it when i went to work the next day that when my insane ex-coworker justine had one of her usual classic trademark Stupid Idiot Moments i finally snapped and we had our infamous, “you are literally the stupidest person i’ve ever met!” “oh yeah? you think so?” “oh i KNOW so!” “you don’t know me! you don’t know ANYTHING about me!” “i know EVERYTHING about you! you never SHUT THE FUCK UP!” argument that probably would’ve turned physical had our boss not come out and put a stop to it right then. And then the next day i finally got my license but also jessica walter died so every time i look at that damn thing i think about how she’s dead

#yeah i didn’t get my license until i was 23 what are you gonna do? shoot me with a gun and kill me?#justine was telling our boss that she wanted to come over here and hit me and i was like ‘come on over here and hit me then!’#and she was like(to our boss) ‘the only reason i don’t is she’s not worth going to jail over!’#oh yeah and this argument started because she was LITERALLY dragging her knuckles on my table when she walked past #and she knocked over all my fucking cupcakes that i was about to put frosting on and they fell on the floor #and i was just like ‘god DAMN it justine! what is WRONG with you?’ and the rest is history #and she was literally 42 years at the time. embarrassing behavior from a 23 year old too of course but i know what i’m about son

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hotpinkboots · 2 years ago

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got any thoughts on ENA? O^O

Nothing whatsoever, I only know it exists. It looks pretty cool but I haven't watched any of it at all D:

#pinkie speakie #I know she's bipolar or somethin and also I WANNA GO HOME and I'M ALLERGIC TO PEOPLE #also I FELT RUDENESS IN THAT SENTENCE SIR WHAT NOW ARE YA GONNA SHOOT ME OR SOMTHIN C'MON DO IT *SOBS*#but that's about it #99% sure everyone knows at least what she LOOKS like...like if someone was like “hey you know this” I'd be like #“ofc I know what that is”#also feel free to tell me about it because I like hearing people and the things they like #and also it might get me into it and I like getting into new things :D

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