#what's next? sand??

[macchiatosdumptruck]

I'm not on Twitter or following the drama but it is SO funny to me that apparently a bunch of people tuned in to watch the horny beach show and then got surprised when it was horny

[sandelion]

guys... she's here!!

meet... Champagne ! '22 0.1 Hypo Paradox Albino (Pearl Paradox) Eryx colubrinus

for all of you who guessed a sand boa was coming--congrats! (i don't think anyone guessed other in the poll lol)

[bertoyana]

something something when your best friend, your wife, and your daughter take the killing shot that was meant for you

X-Men: First Class | X-Men: Apocalypse

[uncanny-tranny]

Scientists ought to study the chemical link between Butches and trans men* and transmasc* people. Like, they say that the triple bond is one of the hardest to break, but I don't think they've looked at the bond between a trans guy and a Butch

[welcometogrouchland]

I miss them so bad (Dick and Damian)

[gunsatthaphan]

"I need your help."

[off-brand-adorabbit]

Tress scratched the best itch for me, I’ve been craving a good fairy tale and it was just perfect. I kept slipping so hard into the fairy tale aspects that I kept getting caught by surprise whenever a cosmere thing stopped beating around the bush and revealed itself, actually. While I’m sure that wasn’t fully the intention, it was a really fun way to read some brandermansanderman coming fresh off of sunlit man and how intensely locked in I was with the Connections. Genuinely Tress is such a fun little romp. I love girls who sail in fucked up seas and this is a genre I want more of please thank you.

[egginfroggin]

Let this be the post in which I reveal my crippling weakness for drawing fluffy-haired small children

Transcription:

(arrow pointing to Ford) "He boot too big for he gotdamn feet"

Ford: "Are you sure this is a good idea, Grauntie Mabel?" Mabel: "Trust me, kiddo, you don't wanna be going around in sneakers here" ("We'll get you some better shoes in the next dimension")

Mabel: "You know what we need to get you?" Ford: "What" Mabel: "a lil scarf "and a turtleneck" Ford: "I already have a turtleneck" Mabel: "a red one" Ford: "is it necessary" Mabel: "yes" "and some goggles" "maybe a trenchcoat"

Relativity Falls & Drifting Stars AU

exists solely due to the first image

Mabel procures the scarf and goggles but fails to pilfer a tiny trenchcoat

Thanks for taking a look! Have a good day :>

[thesandsofelsweyr]

Ooo, Jay gets exposed to the toxin cloud after Batman pulls him out of the Cloudburst tank. Then Scarecrow says he “fled in terror.” You know he's having some hardcore fear toxin triggered flashbacks right now. The ANGST.

[faaun]

we sang in the aeroplane over the sea tgth ☆

[milkweedman]

Made another spindle. It's very small. Also very irregular and lumpy due to the wood (I wanted the raised brown lines to stay and erred on the side of caution in how much I cut away...but that did lead to a very irregular spindle).

It also wanted to crumble as I carved, so pretty much all the fine tuning I just did by sanding it, which helps to compress the fibers down as well as remove material without crumbling or splintering.

It really came to life when I oiled it. Probably will be best after a few good coats and some time. My woodburning kit seems to be totally gone, which is a bummer. So I'm not woodburning anymore.

Spins well. Obviously being so tiny and light it was always going to be a fine spinning spindle, but effortless thread from an unprepped piece of fleece is pretty indicative as well. I seem to find myself carving mostly thread spindles at the moment. They're always so small and light in the hand, they remind me of holding baby birds.

[ilyfynn]

its a beautiful life. fynn hits 100k written this year. it's been a long journey and i thank everyone who has ever even clicked onto a work of mine. its difficult, sometimes, being stupid and a writer simultaneously. ignore the low numbers im a small fandom writer and i have a nother account ok

similarly, my mcsrtober also reached 1k hits which makes it my first fic with 1k hits yay thank you <3

highlights below. im gonna ramble ofc i am

swallow's mate. yeah its not the longest fic ever but i put so much time and effort and i am so so so so so so so proud of it and will always be. the world is a river of crackling chaos and i am the vengeance that simmers inside it

hiraeth. YES I WILL FINISH IT ONE DAY. ITS GOT REALLY NICE LORE. being the first bigger project i've tried to write since i unretired from mcsr, i adored being able to a) worldbuild and b) WRITE IN CHAPTERS. its so hard to write fics in one go my patience wears itself out

lappel du vide. you know nothing about lappel yet. you know nothing, but the plan was like 4k words and now you know something. boy do i have things planned for these stupid ranked runners. the darkness came when doogile was just a boy, after all

mcsrtober. im not as proud of my mcsrtober because i like editing things over and over and over again and mcsrtober simply doesnt allow the time for that. however i think i cooked really hard on some of the prompts and the ones yet to come (peepocute banger one on the 26th i think). like day 2. a full-on 4+1 fic. beautiful

there's a lot to come, i think. theres so many thoughts and not enough time to express them, and im only going to get more and more busy from now on. it's going to be walright. you know, theres a cool thing called a winter big bang, and the word count is projected to be around 18k...and its a oneshot...........................

then i can retire from writing longfics in one go and go back to chaptered becuase WOW chaptered is easier. AHHHHHHH

thank you for reading. this and all my fics. thank you @goober890 (i would be a liar if i didnt say i tried to tag ur ao3 😭) for being the first ever member of the fynn fanclub. thank you @bioluminescentfrog for putting up with me through the whole process of the fics to come. its been - not quite a long journey, but an eventful one all the same. from one mongey to another, i salute all of you.

i

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Watching Grian’s EVO series for the first time and it is so amusing for three reasons

He keeps pranking and wreaking havoc on everyone else on the server but is literally the surprised pikachu meme every time someone pranks him back it’s like “well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions”

I genuinely can’t tell if he simply Doesn’t Know common Minecraft techniques because he hadn’t played survival in like 500 years at that point, or if he actually invented/discovered said techniques because this series was like 6 years ago

So he’s just always been Like That, huh?

Also sometimes he curses and lectures the audience on their bad internet etiquette it’s very fun

[moonshynecybin]

marc marquez WOULD NOT be a housewife he is too fiery too showstopping..

everyone can obvs engage in whatever aus they so choose but sometimes i see scenarios where i’m like. marc would literally gone girl himself if that were to happen. anyways this is a post i would make from those universes

[sourcetwo]

half life 2 is turning 20 in a week!! i wonder what kind of things valve is cooking up for the celebration? (my thoughts in the tags)

[theseerbetweenus]

Mercedes, my darling, you are most likely, going to be completely fucked next year if you don't improve your car.