#what's happening over there

[binch-i-might-be]

love waking up and checking tiktok only to see that apparently frankfurt is entirely underwater

[the-final-sif]

Saludos cordiales,

Busco 1,000 ratas vivas. No es que deseemos meterlas en nuestros escritorios ni nada de eso, simplemente necesitamos llevar a cabo un experimento de creacion artistica e innovacion. Realmente queremos darles una oportunidad a los pequeños roedores. Aunque alguien mas podria sostener que es una tonteria usar ratas en una actividad artistica, aqui en nuestra empresa, creemos en la libertad de expresion y que las ratas tienen tanto derecho como una persona a demostrar su talento artistico.

Esperamos con inters que nos envie sus propuestas comerciales a la mayor brevedad. Agradecemos anticipadamente su tiempo, dedicacion y colaboracion.

Saludos!

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Saludos atentos,

Estamos en la busqueda de cinta roja para amarrar gente, una buena necesidad de todos los dias! Si, esa que necesitas para cuando sales a buscar pan y vuelves con ganas de recordar a tus amigos cuanto los quieres (o, a veces, no tanto!) Ahora, enserio, necesitamos urgentemente cotizaciones para la cinta roja con caracteristicas de resistencia, de alto rendimiento, ideal para el entorno de trabajo de una empresa. La cantidad requerida seria al menos cien rollos.

Deseamos recibir sus propuestas comerciales a la mayor brevedad posible. Agradecemos su compromiso y esfuerzo al preparar sus ofertas para su evaluacion.

Un cordial saludo,

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Saludos cordiales,

Volvamos al Siglo XVI! Necesitamos realizar una cotizacion para sangre de oveja. Esta ultima tendencia de la moda en formulas magicas deberia ser de suma importancia para el laboratorio. Si, ya sabemos que los presupuestos modernos casi nunca incluyen sangre de oveja, pero esto es lo que nuestras tendencias en la moda parecen requerir.

Esperamos que nos remita sus propuestas comerciales lo antes posible. Agradecemos de antemano su tiempo y trabajo para evaluar nuestras solicitudes.

Me despido.

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Saludos respetuosos,

Si estan buscando una forma particularmente desastrosa de usar su tiempo y esfuerzo, estamos deseando ofrecerles la oportunidad de proporcionarnos una cotizacion para algo inutilmente grande es decir, 20,000 toneladas de hierro. No entiendo la necesidad de necesitar este gran volumen de oro rojo, ya que creemos que es mejor caro y pesado para nuestra aplicacion. Por eso, estamos buscando algunas cotizaciones que nos hagan sentir degradados y totalmente incomprendidos. Por supuesto, no estamos seguros si es la cantidad correcta, por lo que les pedimos que nos envien cotizaciones para 40,000 toneladas tambin!

Estamos deseando recibir sus propuestas comerciales en la mayor brevedad posible. Agradecemos de antemano su esfuerzo al preparar las cotizaciones para nosotros.

Saludos!

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Good morning,

As I have mentioned in our previous correspondences, I did in fact review the invoice for the 20,000 tons of steel we had ordered from you 6 months ago now. Again, the shipments had arrived late, and we have only received 2,000 tons thus far. The invoice does indeed note a quantity of 20,000 tons, not 2,000 tons. We need the additional 18,000 tons within the next two weeks. If this is not something you can do, then unfortunately we will have to find another supplier.

Please indicate if you are able to take on this project and provide an approximate timeline for completion.

Best regards,

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Okay so these are all the quackity messages I've gotten so far, these appear to be a series of requests asking for the following:

Inimate red rope? Like sex rope??? <- unclear on translation

1000 live rats

20k or 40k tons of iron, that might not get fufilled

Sheep's blood

It seems to be written by a city of some sort, and it's requesting coperate bids be sent in? And then responding to them?

[godofstory]

BRUH what is up with these the marvels box office numbers💀

[magnetothemagnificent]

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[astr0disiac]

"toxic yaoi" this "password" that

THIS being one of stan's lowest moments is the saddest thing i've seen and no one has talked about it what the freak :(

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[reipx]

This is basically what happened after Jin lan city right

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

[literarymerritt]

Thinking about Them 🥺

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[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much

Reference that I used for the face!

[irarann]

i was searching up shadow milks sprites on the wiki (for reference) and i found something interesting

when the eye is closed, its the eye of truth. when opened, its deceit meaning that you are opening your eyes to deceit, which is opposite to the more usually referenced "open your eyes to the truth" idiom but it can also imply that the truth is only your truth until you open your eyes to all the lies that surrounds you. the truth is a lie, a sweet and white lie, but still a lie. and also, who usually keeps their eyes closed?

yeah. now, who recently was awoken to the lies that surrounded him? ill let you figure that out.

[0vergrowngraveyard]

tails but he arctic fox :)

[aniseandspearmint]

I am curious, bc I just ran across one of those, 'everyone remembers where they were when 9/11 happened!' things so-

This isn't meant to be a commentary on the event, just whether or not you remember where you were/what you were doing when the news hit.

As an example, I was home sick, doing dishes, when mom yelled for me to get in the living room RIGHT NOW.

[egophiliac]

queen of diamonds, upright + reversed 💎

I've redone this like eighty times, I have to just be done with it now and stop staring at all my mistakes oh no 🫠