#what's happening over there

[binch-i-might-be]

love waking up and checking tiktok only to see that apparently frankfurt is entirely underwater

[the-final-sif]

Saludos cordiales,

Busco 1,000 ratas vivas. No es que deseemos meterlas en nuestros escritorios ni nada de eso, simplemente necesitamos llevar a cabo un experimento de creacion artistica e innovacion. Realmente queremos darles una oportunidad a los pequeños roedores. Aunque alguien mas podria sostener que es una tonteria usar ratas en una actividad artistica, aqui en nuestra empresa, creemos en la libertad de expresion y que las ratas tienen tanto derecho como una persona a demostrar su talento artistico.

Esperamos con inters que nos envie sus propuestas comerciales a la mayor brevedad. Agradecemos anticipadamente su tiempo, dedicacion y colaboracion.

Saludos!

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Saludos atentos,

Estamos en la busqueda de cinta roja para amarrar gente, una buena necesidad de todos los dias! Si, esa que necesitas para cuando sales a buscar pan y vuelves con ganas de recordar a tus amigos cuanto los quieres (o, a veces, no tanto!) Ahora, enserio, necesitamos urgentemente cotizaciones para la cinta roja con caracteristicas de resistencia, de alto rendimiento, ideal para el entorno de trabajo de una empresa. La cantidad requerida seria al menos cien rollos.

Deseamos recibir sus propuestas comerciales a la mayor brevedad posible. Agradecemos su compromiso y esfuerzo al preparar sus ofertas para su evaluacion.

Un cordial saludo,

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Saludos cordiales,

Volvamos al Siglo XVI! Necesitamos realizar una cotizacion para sangre de oveja. Esta ultima tendencia de la moda en formulas magicas deberia ser de suma importancia para el laboratorio. Si, ya sabemos que los presupuestos modernos casi nunca incluyen sangre de oveja, pero esto es lo que nuestras tendencias en la moda parecen requerir.

Esperamos que nos remita sus propuestas comerciales lo antes posible. Agradecemos de antemano su tiempo y trabajo para evaluar nuestras solicitudes.

Me despido.

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Saludos respetuosos,

Si estan buscando una forma particularmente desastrosa de usar su tiempo y esfuerzo, estamos deseando ofrecerles la oportunidad de proporcionarnos una cotizacion para algo inutilmente grande es decir, 20,000 toneladas de hierro. No entiendo la necesidad de necesitar este gran volumen de oro rojo, ya que creemos que es mejor caro y pesado para nuestra aplicacion. Por eso, estamos buscando algunas cotizaciones que nos hagan sentir degradados y totalmente incomprendidos. Por supuesto, no estamos seguros si es la cantidad correcta, por lo que les pedimos que nos envien cotizaciones para 40,000 toneladas tambin!

Estamos deseando recibir sus propuestas comerciales en la mayor brevedad posible. Agradecemos de antemano su esfuerzo al preparar las cotizaciones para nosotros.

Saludos!

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Good morning,

As I have mentioned in our previous correspondences, I did in fact review the invoice for the 20,000 tons of steel we had ordered from you 6 months ago now. Again, the shipments had arrived late, and we have only received 2,000 tons thus far. The invoice does indeed note a quantity of 20,000 tons, not 2,000 tons. We need the additional 18,000 tons within the next two weeks. If this is not something you can do, then unfortunately we will have to find another supplier.

Please indicate if you are able to take on this project and provide an approximate timeline for completion.

Best regards,

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Okay so these are all the quackity messages I've gotten so far, these appear to be a series of requests asking for the following:

Inimate red rope? Like sex rope??? <- unclear on translation

1000 live rats

20k or 40k tons of iron, that might not get fufilled

Sheep's blood

It seems to be written by a city of some sort, and it's requesting coperate bids be sent in? And then responding to them?

[godofstory]

BRUH what is up with these the marvels box office numbers💀

[magnetothemagnificent]

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[astr0disiac]

"toxic yaoi" this "password" that

THIS being one of stan's lowest moments is the saddest thing i've seen and no one has talked about it what the freak :(

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[reipx]

This is basically what happened after Jin lan city right

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

[literarymerritt]

Thinking about Them 🥺

Art Tumblr | Twitter

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[aniseandspearmint]

I am curious, bc I just ran across one of those, 'everyone remembers where they were when 9/11 happened!' things so-

This isn't meant to be a commentary on the event, just whether or not you remember where you were/what you were doing when the news hit.

As an example, I was home sick, doing dishes, when mom yelled for me to get in the living room RIGHT NOW.

[egophiliac]

queen of diamonds, upright + reversed 💎

I've redone this like eighty times, I have to just be done with it now and stop staring at all my mistakes oh no 🫠

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[trans-axolotl]

one of the reasons it's really hard for a lot of intersex people when intersex topics are on the news cycle is because the public's reaction reveals how little anyone knows or cares about intersex people, including people who call themselves our allies. almost every time intersex topics are trending, the discourse surrounding them is filled with misinformation. people who only learned today what the word intersex means jump into conversations and act like an authority. endosex/dyadic/perisex people get tripped up over things that are basically intersex 101, with tons of endosex people incorrectly arguing about the definition of intersex, who "counts," DSD terminology, and so much more. i've seen multiple endosex people say today that they've been "warning intersex people" and that we should have known that transphobia would catch up with us eventually, which is an absolutely absurd thing to say given the fact that consistently over the past ten years, it has often been intersex people sounding the alarm on sex-testing policies and also the fact that many, many intersex people are also trans, and already are facing the impacts of transphobia. there is an absolute failure from the general public to take intersex identity seriously; people seem not even able to fathom that intersex people have a community, history, and our own political resources. instead, endosex people somehow seem to think they're helping by bringing up half-remembered information from their high school biology class which usually isn't even relevant at all.

and this frustrates me so fucking much. not because i want to deny the impacts of transphobic oppression--i'm a trans intersex person, trust me when i say i am intimately aware of transphobia. this frustrates me because there is no way we can achieve collective liberation if our "allies" fail to even engage with basic intersex topics and are seemingly unaware of the many forms of intersex oppression that we are already facing every fucking day. if you are not aware of compulsory dyadism, if you are not aware of interphobia, if you are not aware of the many different ways that intersex people are directly and often violently targeted--how the fuck do you think we're going to dismantle all of these systems of oppression?

if you were truly an intersex ally, you would already KNOW that this is not new, and would not be surprised--interphobia in sports has been going on for decades. you would know that we do have a community, an identity, a history--you would have already read/listened/watched to intersex resources that give you the background information you need for allyship. you would know that although there is a really distinct lack of resources and political education, that intersex people ARE developing a political understanding of ourselves and our oppression--Cripping Intersex by Celeste Orr and their framework of compulsory dyadism is one example of how we're theorizing our oppression. It's absolutely fucking wild to me how few people I've seen actually use words like "interphobia" "intersexism" "compulsory dyadism" or "intersex oppression"--endosex people are seemingly incapable of recognizing that there is already an entrenched system of oppression towards intersex people that violently reshapes our bodies, restricts our autonomy, and attempts to eradicate intersex through a variety of medical and legal means.

you cannot treat intersex people like an afterthought. not just because we're meaningful parts of your community and deserving of solidarity, but also because intersex oppression impacts everyone!!! especially trans community--trans people will not be free until intersex people are free, so much of transphobia is shaped by compulsory dyadism, the mythical sex binary, all these ideas of enforced "biological sex" that are just as fake as the gender binary.

it makes me absolutely fucking livid every time this shit happens because it becomes so abundantly clear to me how little the average endosex person knows about intersex issues and also how little the average endosex person cares about changing that. i don't know what to say to get you to care, to get you to change that, but we fucking need it to happen and i, personally, am tired of constantly being grateful when i meet an endosex person who knows the bare minimum. i think we have a right to expect better and to demand that if you're going to call yourself our ally, you actually fucking listen to us when we tell you what that means.

okay for endosex people to reblog.

[shurisneakers]

cillian murphy accepting the award with his wife's lipstick all over his face and asking the crowd if he's got lipstick on his nose and continuing even when they said yes. this is making me feel. things