#what's going on there

[songbvrd]

currently giffing oliver stark and honestly, this is one of the funniest moments from the entire show imho just because it really looks like buck is used to just being able to overpower people easily, like he is used to being a Brick Shithouse and when he bumps into tommy and tommy simply Doesn't Move and he looks so confused for a hot second, it just really gives me the giggles

[clonerightsagenda]

Enough about Wicked. When is someone going to write an Oz spinoff exploring Tip/Ozma's feelings about getting forcefemmed.

[burntheedges]

wip wednesday

Thanks for the tags @ace-turned-confused @secretelephanttattoo @schnarfer @sawymredfox! I haven't started working on anything since I started posting pas de deux BUT I do have this on deck for the monster (s)mash from @quinnnfabrgay-writes. It's just bullet points right now, lol. so, uh, important bits redacted:

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np tagging (sorry if you've already wipped work is wild rn): @katareyoudrilling @djarins-cyare @davnittbraes @beardedjoel @joelstummy

@whxtedreams @sp00kymulderr @maggiemayhemnj @mermaidgirl30 @mountainsandmayhem

@almostfoxglove @joelalorian @sixhours @ameerawrites @kedsandtubesocks

@whocaresstillthelouvre @iknowisoundcrazy @crowandmoonwriting @pedges-world @jeewrites

[justhereforsubsevika]

Americans is green bean casserole an actual thing

What is it if it is a real thing

[randomjreader]

Lmfao Nawa at the back

[chadillacboseman]

I really tried to give H*zbin Hotel a chance. I did. But it is so fucking corny omg

[iamidentical]

much has been said about the cowboy and his horse but what about the cowboy and his cows

[birlwrites]

i was thinking more about how regulus fits into the band au and my brain went 'world's worst influencer' and i have NO idea how that would work but i'm giggling over it so i'm posting it anyway ajflskhgksdjgkshkjf

[another-goblin]

He really didn't want to come home. Thank god the early game is extremely generous with pulls, though is was close. Didn't get his cone though. But e0 is better than nothing I feel that I've been quite unlucky in this game so far. My only 5 star cone is from Herta's shop, and I've only got four 5-star characters, not counting the mc. Oh well

[maxbytes]

hey why did i draw bulge

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[blabberoo]

Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..

[foolfortune]

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.