#what’s with that!?

[theflagscene]

Mom, you’re ruining the boy’s plains to see their partners! Go away!

Good boy, Day, remind your mother that she in fact has two sons! Oh poor Night, sobbing over some stew. That woman ruined her kids, seriously, why are these QL parents always idiots?

Mhok is gonna get stood up isn’t he? Ugh! Forget family time, don’t break Mhok’s heart.

Yes, cute family moments, but Mhok!!!

Yay, he showed up! And all by himself too.

Day is eating a second Christmas dinner for Mhok, that’s love right there lol.

Lmao, don’t worry Day, I don’t like red wine either. Sour grapes is all it is.

No! Come on, don’t do this! No! Ugh. P’Aof I expected better from you. This whole; Day can only be truly happy with sight, after all this build up of how to trust in himself and learned to live blind. I’m so disappointed.

[princehendir]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[fangs-4-fags]

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[emj4yart]

Google is cooked

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[dio7r]

[ramshacklefey]

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

[skenpiel]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[x0401x]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[fellooooowsys]

Has this been done before

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again