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IM LITERALLY IN BED WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAYLOR SWIFT ANNOUNCED TTPD BEING A SECRET DOUBLE ALBUM WITH 15 EXTRA SONGS WHAT THE F U C K
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DISNEY I SWEAR-
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THEY WHAT
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just finished el beit beity s2...WHAT. AND I THOUGHT AUONY WAS BAD IN S1. BUT HOLY SHIT????? DUDE'S A SERIAL KILLER?????? HE PROPOSED ALL THESE IDEAS AND ACTED ON TWO OF THEM HIMSELF....
#BURIED A CHILD ALIVE#KILLED HER MOTHER EVEN IF IT WAS ON ACCIDENT#AND SET THE ENTIRE HOTEL ON FIRE KILLING EVERYONE IN IT#WHAT???????????#NOT TO MENTION WHAT HE DID IN S1 💀💀💀💀#levi's ted talks#not ninjago#pino's father is a damn slaughterer and he never knew 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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not to be dramatic but ooooohhhhh my god???? what???? what the fuck?????? can anyone hear me??????? what the fuck??????
#just like in general#but also. i'm. i'm sitting here trying to learn how to calculate population growth rate#my dad died. and im trying (and failing) to learn how to calculate population growth rate. my real life dad is dead and i'm doing homework#im sitting on the floor of the communal laundry room eating spaghetti out of tupperware trying to teach this to myself#and the only reason i have to teach it to myself is because i missed most of this class. because my dad died!#like???????? this feels unreal???????#how am i supposed to do this. how am i supposed to just do this.#a week before he died almost exactly i walked for hours around the parking lot of my apt complex in the middle of the night#and then he died. really died. is not coming back died. and now im sitting here calculating population growth#this is not possible#what???????????#how am i supposed to just pick everything back up and turn in all my late work? my fucking dad died! in pain! terribly!#grief isn't linear its a stealth sniper#um. oh my god.#i keep having this intrusive thought that i want to grab people by the shoulders and shake them and say isnt this insane? isnt this terribl#how could this have happened? isn't it terrible? isnt it hard to believe?#i feel like i want someone to look back at me shocked and say oh my god that is terrible it is hard to believe it is insane#so that i dont feel so insane. i dont know#i feel like im going to throw up my tupperware spaghetti#and then what? i keep doing overdue homework?#i go outside to throw up in the parking lot then i keep doing homework and in a bit i fold my laundry? how am i supposed to do that?#vent post#obviously#j.#tw: grief#orating!
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Did.... Did they... Did they just... Did they just fucking killed Derek????????
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
#🌿 misc#idk how to tag this#i just love making lists#and sorting things into categories#pinterest#??#this is part of what motivates me to write i just love making lists of scenes and then sorting them into categories#bangers
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Google is cooked
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#boeing#funny#im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life#what in the tv detective show is this
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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