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mamawasatesttube Ā· 2 months ago
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last night i had a dream i had to go to school to take an exam in my young justice (1998) class. and i was bewildered as to what could possibly be on an exam in a yj98 class but i showed up and sat down and got my exam paper. the first question was "which of these medical conditions do you have but have never disclosed?" and it was multiple choice and i don't remember all the options but one of them was "asplenia", and i looked up and in one of the other seats in the classroom, tim drake was sitting there and just Frowning at this exam paper.
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mysteriesmuse Ā· 1 year ago
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Princess Reader x Royal Guard Katsuki Bakugo
Bakugou Katsukiā€™s job is literally to stand by you day and night. You promoted him to being your personal guard and now he follows you around the castle like a dog. Katsuki thought he would hate it. Thought he would have to do something to get himself fired. Something that would make you dislike him because everytime he was around you his skin definitely felt red hot and he had a slight nauseating sensation in his stomach. Itā€™s only when steam started pouring out his ears with him clenching his teeth and palms that he was able to pinpoint that feeling. Oh yes that previous feeling was jealously and Katsuki Bakugou apparently didnā€™t hate you. Because he really felt jealous about this stupid suitor that was attempting to woo you. He liked you. He had a crush on the princess he was in charge of protecting with his life. Not that, that would change. But now he had a reason to get to know you more. To make the same impression that the other elite guards made with small talk that put you at ease during any shift changes.
BECOME THE BEST GUARD IN THE CASTLE: CHECK
MAKE SMALL TALK & GET IN GOOD GRACES WITH THE PRINCESS: IN PROGRESS
WOO THE PRINCESS: ??? So Katsuki really freaking struggled with small talk. Plus, I mean the guy knows practically everything about you. How is he supposed to make small talk if he canā€™t just ask the questions? Trick question he still can. In reality he doesnā€™t really have to. Heā€™s supposed to be a rather stoic and sentient figurine that guards you. His first few attempts were meet with startled eyes and strange looks for the next few weeks. Youā€™re known to be fairly cordial and friendly with the guards, but his reputation proceeded him. Big Scary Guard Dog Bakugou. Thatā€™s who you were told was your new guard. And thatā€™s what you expected for the most part. A quiet guy who may or may not be a piece of eye candy following you around like a shadow. Oh boy, were you wrong. He was definitely a piece of eye candy. Actually he was the piece of eye candy that was apart of your elite protection group. A very silent man Bakugou. And after the first couple of weeks of him assigned as you personal guard your opinion on that changed. Bakugou grunts out a Gā€™morninā€™ and a Gā€™night to you every day. Almost looks strained, but itā€™s pleasant nonetheless. And heā€™s incredibly observant too. You catch him in the hall to your corridors arguing with a servant about the bouquet of flowers sheā€™s attempting to bring in to replace the last bouquet on your writing desk. ā€œShitty - ahem - her majesty prefers another variety of flower. Go back and procure some of the blue snowball looking ones.ā€ After that you noticed that the vase continually held varieties of flowers that youā€™d complimented on in the royal gardens. And from then on your awkward guard/royalty relationship bloomed like a hillside. A cascading flurry of one beautiful thing after another. ā€”ā€”ā€” When youā€™re cozied up in the quiet royal library to enjoy a good book you pause and peek over the top of the novel in your lap. Almost out of curiosity or disbelief that Bakugou is the one asking a question. He blinks out of genuine curiosity and you open your mouth and start to turn the book around so that he can see the words of the story youā€™re gesturing at. He gets you to go on and on that way. Nothing but a few affirmational vocals from him that heā€™s still listening. And he loves watching your expressions almost more than when you insist that he do something. Read his own book, after all it is a library. He dismisses it all. And yes your highness he can read and write just fine. This is just his job. Well not the secretly pinning over you while you read, but the watching part. And He learns that you actually know a lot more about kingdom politics than he previously gave you credit for. Youā€™re smoothing over diplomatic matters with a carefully inked letter and secretly keeping promises about exports and materials your kingdom has pledged.
All while you sit and hum at your writing desk. The way you gently tease off your shoes with your toes at the heels when youā€™ve decided youā€™re going to be in for a long while. And Katsuki knows then that youā€™ll idly wave for him to sit instead of standing at his post the whole while. Except he starts to develop the nasty happen of staring and when you catch him looking heā€™ll chose between grumbling and turning away as his ears turn pink or blink unyielding and say ā€œjust doing my job, princessā€
Katsuki likes the suave of the second one, but it really ends up being 50/50 with it. ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”
But 100% of the time your strolls through the royal garden have him itching to take some armor off as the sunny warmth makes him sweat buckets underneath the layers of his uniform. Not to mention you walking this close already has his skin hot enough. The way you walk shoulder to shoulder just has him practically drooling at the thought of holding your hand. - Exhibits extreme self-control every stroll. Oh and when the fruit and vegetables are ready to be harvested you like to take teasing strolls into the royal orchards and gardens to taste the first ripe fruit of the season. Always curtesying as you point and ask him to grab a mandarin, or plum, or peach, or nectarine, or lemon, or apple, or whatever it is. And youā€™ve usually tried just before hand. On you tip-toes waggling your decorated fingers into the air. The sunlight bouncing off your jewels that adorn your skin and cascade daggers of rainbowed light upon your face. And itā€™s always just out of reach. A fresh shiny pout on your face when you turn and ask him to pluck one. And Katsuki usually just has to stand and put his arm up to grab one as you patiently wait and watch. But youā€™re admiring him just as much as he admired you. Staring up at his chiseled jawline. The wheaty stubble that decorates his face. You long to feel it prickle underneath your fingertips. Wonder how it would feel tickling the edges of your kiss when you finally set your mouth against his plush lips. You admire his impeccable physique. His staggering size as he barely stretches his shoulder to reach the fruit. And the way his golden tan glistens underneath the dappled light of the sun; glistens from the profuse sweat elicited from his layers and layers of chainmail and armor. All brushing over his adams apple before he gulps and turned to hand it to you. And Katsuki loves to hold it in his palm in the way that you have to pick it up. Feel your fingers gently prod and caress the skin of his palm as you turn the fruit over. Mulling over its quality before wordlessly holding it back out. He huffs and grabs the fruit as you take him to the stone wall. You sit and pull out a handkerchief from between your breasts if heā€™s not swift enough in supplying you with his. And Katsuki will grab his dagger and slice up the fruit, setting the pieces down onto the handkerchief before you plop one into your mouth. His hands will still and his eyes flick to your face watching as you chew and make a satisfied moan. The rest of your stroll will include these snack breaks. Taking ā€œsamplesā€ as you call them of the seasons fruit. And the royal gardners have since decided to ignore the two figurines of their princess and the royal guardsmen sitting on the stone walls chattering and pressing handkerchiefs into sticky thieving fingers. ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”
In the royal kitchens he accompanies you as you excitedly follow behind a kitchen maid whoā€™s sent for you to do a testing of the new desserts the chef has been working on. Despite your official look of composure he knows that youā€™re excited by the little bounce in your hair from your steps. Katsuki always clunks down to the table when you beckon him to sit. Frantically patting the chair next to you after heā€™s been a right gentleman and pushed your chair in. You always think he looks rather scared with the way his carmine eyes dart around the empty dinning hall before the procession of maids and chef come out into the hall and display a plethora of desserts in front of you. They always wave you on with glee before retreating to the kitchen to finish the next batch. Your mouth practically waters as you pick up your fork and spear the perfect first bite. Only to turn to Katsuki with your other hand under the utensil holding it up to his plush pink lips which immediately turn into a defensive scowl. Youā€™re always muttering something about your safety to ā€œtaste test for me? Make sure thereā€™s nothing poisoned?ā€ Except Katsukiā€™s never been sure thatā€™s your real agenda here because you always gently spoon the first bite of your special taste testing into his mouth and if its something chocolate it always taste like Heaven despite it being a brand new recipe. (Youā€™ve got the best chocolatier in the kingdom) and he always a little groan slip out. His face melting as he chews and swallows. (heā€™s going to be doing a lot more of that)
Before he nods muttering itā€™s safe. Not that your food would be poisoned because the staff and kingdom are all pretty loyal here and him and the elite guards are way to fricken scary to have on your tail. But he humors you anyway because technically thatā€™s protecting and youā€™re right itā€™s in his job description. And then you, without changing forks, without doing anything else immediately set the fork he just used between your own lips and lick off the icing residue between your pink lips and hum before taking a real first bite yourself. And you do it all while maintaining perfect eye contact with him. And he can feel blood rushing to weird places all over his body. And it goes on like this for every single plate they offer. HAVE THE PRINCESS FLIRT WITH YOU: yes? maybe ?? At this rate heā€™s not sure why the kitchen staff havenā€™t mandated you with a royal poison taste tester with your insistence of him having a bite of every one of your plates. Seriously what are these people thinking! Theyā€™re thinking that thereā€™s some real true love blooming in the castle and who are they to get in the way! Plus, itā€™s a good practice for any wedding cake samples they do in the future. Of course they wonā€™t ever tell yā€™all whose wedding theyā€™re preparing to cater. ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€” While you delight in that. Katsuki delights in nothing more than your dance lessons. He likes to watch you glide, or try to, across the floor with every step. Definitely feels a weird blooming of secondhand pride when you practice a new step a few times and smooth it out with practice. Overall he finds it very peaceful and relaxing watching you laugh and groan and be belittled by this ancient teacher they have for you. Stands at the door tapping his toe in his boot to the beat. When this ancient woman that he just loves comes over and insists that he mustnā€™t ā€œjust stand there and look handsome. Make yourself useful she needs a partnerā€ which always causes your head to swivel like a chicken as he detaches a few layers of pure metal off his body to make the dancing ā€œeasier and more realistic for her highnessā€
So now he gets to stand bare of any occluding armor and he can feel your e/c gaze washing over his body and the ripping muscles that heā€™s always had hidden under that armor. Adores the chance to hold you in his arms and practice doing the steps that youā€™re working on. And heā€™s attended enough of these things and the balls to be able to pick up on his part pretty quickly. Katsuki, not to toot his own horn because he would never, has to say heā€™s pretty darn good at dancing. Stupidly good for a royal guard which heā€™s supposed to be. Heā€™s supposed to be clunky and clumsy, but as soon as the armor is off heā€™s as graceful as any one of the princes or dukes youā€™ve danced with ball after ball and gala after gala. Heā€™s humongous. Practically a head taller than you and his shoulders are stupidly wide and itā€™s like youā€™re in a cocoon of just him. His stupid minty breath whenever heā€™s mumbling something snarky or whispering the counts just loud enough for your teacher to know heā€™s actually helping. The flopping bangs that fall into his face whenever he needs to look down and see what your feet are doing. Usually because youā€™ve accidentally skipped a step or done something that messes with his leading because how can you not! Except this only fuels Bakugouā€™s ego more because heā€™s never seen you mess up with any partner at any of these balls you attend. The logical part of his brain says itā€™s because this is your dance room and youā€™re practicing. But the other hopeful part of his heart says itā€™s because maybe youā€™re flustered. Maybe you feel something too. And you definitely do. The oddly warm, but searing heat of his hand on the small of your back makes you stand up. His shoulder and bicep and forearm all a fluttering mass of muscle that languidly stretches and twitches underneath your arm. His meaty and calloused hand that holds yours, which is incredibly clamy except youā€™re not sure if itā€™s you or him! And your annoying dance teacher who constantly whacks your limbs and buttocks whenever you do something wrong, which only makes your guards impeccable poker face quirk into a smirk before she starts the music again. And unfortunately the old crone has caught on. Because your lessons after having danced with Katsuki are immensely improved. And your performance at balls is flawless at best, so sheā€™s going to keep asking the young rugged handsome guard of yours to keep stepping in as your partner for dancing because he seems to be the only one where you actually have to work for that composure. ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”
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myokk Ā· 4 months ago
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dreamboyhalo Ā· 7 months ago
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How are you all omega dream truthers but mpreg george enthusiasts at the same time. Unrelated image but
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triglycercule Ā· 19 days ago
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mtt therapy moment except dust keeps taking breaks to talk to phantom papyrus and horror just wants this to hurry up so it can get to his turn because he couldn't give two shits about dust and killer's trauma and killer physically cannot discuss his issues and just starts zoning out while crying for some reason during it
and i'm the therapist listening to all of this writing down notes fervently because ITS CANON MATERIAL CANON I NEED TO GET THE CANON MATERIAL
#i have to break apart like 34 potential fights with my otherdimensional godly creator powers#i would be an ass therapist i will not lie. infact i would make them worse with my knowledge of their lives. never put me in a room w them#OH MY GOD I JUST REVISTED THIS IDEA AFTER LEAVING IT TO COLLECT DUST (hehehe) IN MY DRAFYS FOR A MONTH#ANS TJIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ HELPšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­#still real tho highkey i havent changed 1 bit. ITS CANON OMG WRITE THSY DOWN WHAY WERE THE EXACT REACTIONS#ive got these guys wearing microphones i got cameras in the room i got advanced psychologists watching to explain every detail#is it a therapy session or just a badly disguised interview#nooo nooo its therapy......DONT LEAVS!!!! (activates the chains (that coincidentally all are connected to eachother) (heheheheh))#now youCANT leavešŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜ˆ not until im done asking my questions ASSHOLES. dont question the handcuffs that keep you guys together please#actually id probably get like nothing out of them because theyre all repressed and defensive and whatever. BUT im simply more determined so#tricule rant#killer sans#horror sans#dust sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#fandom event if the mtt ever became real. we're all lining up to the facility to ask one question#world's hardest challenge: if you could ask the murder time trio one thing what would it be#FUCK idk...... id simply hav too many questions!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!#triglycercule do your homework SHUT UO RESPONSIBLE VOICE IN MY HEAD!!!! I WONT!!!!! NOT UNTIL THIS IS DONE#fall headcanons for the trio when. i'll think of them once i'm done with homework#see a reward system! now i have a thought that i dont wanna say in tags this will be going to the side blog#anyways! i think that's enough drafts undrafted and posted i REALLY need to do my homework#i dont even have that much it's literally 2 assignments but i know damn well doing 1 of them is gonna bring me to dream and nightmare's age#sigh......... i hate school bring me back to summer break i wasSO productive. SMH
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wickjump Ā· 4 months ago
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This isn't whump but I had a thought on the way to work about mtt poly + crepic, what if they were all competing for Cross's affection but it's not in a "I'm better you should love me instead of him" way, it's all a big excuse to spoil and fluster Cross as much as they can and they're all in on it
OH MY GOD YES. after being deprived of affection his whole life cross now has 4 boyfriends who love him very much and thatā€™s perfect for him. he deserves it..!!!!!!
cross absolutely freaked out when it first started and he has not gotten any less flustered over the months. because heā€™s been wrapped up in self loathing for AGES and now all of a sudden thereā€™s four different people flirting with him? his face is like a goddamn grape half the time because of them. they gift give cross a lot,, he deserves to be spoiled by them i think bc we all know his dad never did. he deserves lots of physical touch and quality time too methinksā€¦..
i like them a lot sighs,, i think epic and the mtt have way too much chemistry too which is what spurred this ship on in my mind (and im a fan of mtt poly too,,) I think they should all date and be happy and get to comfort each other through tough times idk
bonus though if thereā€™s some actual rivalry at first even if only for a little. either between all of them or the mtt and epic because they donā€™t know each other well. epic could think they have bad intentions and doesnā€™t trust them bc theyā€™re literal murderers and the mtt isnā€™t fond of an ā€˜outsiderā€™ being so involved in crossā€™ life when heā€™s very able to tattle on them because he lives in the OT.
and then they go ā€œwait. okay youā€™re lowk kinda hot. what about this. you know what would be infinitely funnier? letā€™s tag team himā€ and now cross is their no.1 victim. heā€™s obliterated any time he enters a room.
i like to think theyā€™d take him on dates he doesnā€™t realize are dates. but they think he knows itā€™s a date (i mean, who takes their coworker/best buddy to a nice dinner, drive in movie theatre, and end the day with a bouquet of flowers platonically??). or rather he thinks heā€™s overthinking everything and taking things the wrong way because his skull is thick as shit.
meanwhile nightmare is aroace and wondering why the fuck everyone is so happy and distracted as of late. please get back to work im begigng you. WHY do i find you all sleeping in the same bed?? .WHY IS EPIC IN THAT BED??? HE DOESNT EVEN LIVE HERE???????? (heā€™s just subtly moving in at this point)
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oceans-beloved Ā· 4 months ago
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Meme dump yayyyšŸ„³āœØļø
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(off to make more now muhahaha >:3)
#SIGH WHERE HAD LILI DISAPPEARED TO THIS TIME? TSK TSK SMH šŸ˜”#Now now my dearest darling loyal subjects fret not~!!#your beloved princess shall answer all your worries away ~ā˜…#mwah mwah~<3#heh~šŸ¤­šŸ©·#Soooo updated time!!! >_<#I'm on a road trip halfway across the country rn (was a fun bad idea..my cousins and I nearly had a heat stroke TWICE but it's soo worth it#...I'll hopefully be back by tonight because it's my grandfather's birthday tomorrow and we're planning a surprise party for him#Muhahaha >:3#* happy dances*#Anyways I had time to kill between crying while playing mystic messenger together with my cousin#(I'm making her do Saeran's route sjbqbjjbqjbqbj9ioqjqhiqohwu9wh9uwub I LOVE HIM I ADORE HIM HE WAS THE FIRST CHARACTER I EVER WANTED TO#MARRY HE IS SO DREAM HUSBAND CODED SIJSB8YWBUW MY POOR POOR SWEET ANGEL BABY YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER#THE WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE YOU AAHHHIHSIHAIJIAJ AND OMG HIS ENDING SONG IT ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY SJOBSOJHJSH0SSUS0SSHU0IS0HISH0IS0JHSHJS0HIS0#EVEN IF YOU WERE AN EXPIRED LOLIPOP I'D STILL EAT YOU!! I'D ALWAYS EAT YOU AND ONLY YOU NO MATTER WHAT#I-I MEAN PICK YOU!!! I'D ALWAYS PICK YOU NO MATTER WHAT!! NOT TO SAY THAT I WOULDN'T CANNIBALISE YOU!!#GIVE ME THE CHANCE AND I'D LICK YOU UP I WON'T LEAVE A SINGLE DROP BEHIND O-OF THE LOLIPOP OF OFC NOT TO SAY I WOULDN'T DO THE SAME IF IT#WAS HIS C- I'LL STOP MUST CONTROL I CAN'T WRITE ESSAYS HERE OF HOW MUCH I LOVE AND WANT SAERAN AHHHH MY HEARTšŸ„ŗšŸ©·šŸ©·šŸ˜­šŸ˜­)#*cough cough*sooo anywho I'm normal now dw!!šŸ˜‡āœØļø (/lie)#and us reading ORV (I'm on chapter 340 something rn and kdj is kdj and i just want to soksjnss9hsj9sbu that stupid squid (/affectionate)#and if I start ranting rn it would never end...#so expect like a 80000 words essay when I'm done with the full novelšŸ« )#I cleared out my phone gallery yayyy hehšŸ„³šŸ¤­ and found so many RH memes that I never posted lmao#Oh!!! And I've noticed something even though I'm a Vin girly through and through#(as evidenced by the fact that my blog is quite literally a shrine to him)#I always end up making Crux memes more...That stupid green onion clown you're so easy to lovešŸ˜”šŸ©·#Anyways Lili out now mwah mwah mwah šŸ©·šŸ©·šŸ«‚āœØļø#ā™”{reanimated heart}ā™”#reanimated heart#reanimatedheart
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frogayyyy Ā· 27 days ago
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we've had fireworks every single night this week. then it'll be halloween and then bonfire night. :/
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kindahoping4forever Ā· 5 months ago
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Important post šŸ¤ 
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ablog Ā· 2 months ago
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Girl help I wish to travel to different dimensions just to watch a movie/show I really like a little to the left
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z0mbiefrank Ā· 7 months ago
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you GUYS i am officially enrolled in my degree i am so unbelievably happy!!!!! i have been fighting for my life to get here. i had to turn down all my uni offers when i was a teen (had to move out independantly bc of domestic violence and disability/health complications). i've always known exactly what i want to do with my life but everything got put on hold whilst i desperately tried to sort my shit out. BUT IM DOING IT NOW!!!!!
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erytherion Ā· 8 months ago
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Reading the webtoon andā€¦
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Does this imply that Kim Dokja also tried to write a questionnaire for her to fill in since she wouldnā€™t speak to him, that either he 1) never gave her in the end (especially if he couldnā€™t find her after she was released) or 2) gave it to her and she STILL refused to answer?
Because that is so so so so awful. It was already bad but if he tried so many ways to get her to speak and she still gave him no response, regardless of her reasoningā€¦ isnā€™t that still directly choosing to cut herself fully out of his life? Why in the hell did she lie for his sake and allow him to visit her if she wanted to never speak to him again?
I know everyone claims Kim Dokja is just like her in sacrificing himself for loved ones, but at least he tries his best to stay with them and to keep them in his life. He still chooses sacrifice, but itā€™s not because he intends to never return. He always returns (even if much later than planned).
The only time this differs is with 51%, when he STILL tried his best to stay with them - at least as much as he could.
I sometimes like Lee Sookyung, but I am mostly still SO mad at her for completely ignoring her child since he was 8 years old. Especially when he must have looked like shit any number of times from being mistreated and bullied by family, friends, army, employers.
But maybe thatā€™s just the fragment in me being eternally pissed with her. She DOES love him, but like he says in the webtoon in this chapter - maybe such truths are painful enough to be false anyways, because theyā€™re just SUCH bullshit. Thatā€™s not how affection should work, if you actually care about someone and want them to be happy.
#RAWWRGHHH I WANT TO SHAKE HER SO MUCH#LOOK AFTER YOUR KID#and if you canā€™t do that because of circumstances at least ACKNOWLEDGE HIM#yes I do know she cared and itā€™s just that she mistakenly believes heā€™s better off this way without her but like#then WHY does she still insert herself back into his life when heā€™s finally stopped trying to get her to speak?#yes yes others have great analyses on her and their relationship and I usually agree with their logic but itā€™s still. So. Hard. to like her#but then I remember that this story was the little Dreamā€™s wishful thinking to cope back then on his own#and so maybe in his world Lee Sookyung never ever would speak to him again#he just wished she would so he wrote it down as happening for This older version of him#and thatā€™s somehow worse because like#even in the story where he got her to speak to him again she still wonā€™t speak so he has to force the words out some way (via outer god)#and if thatā€™s true then itā€™s still just his interpretation of her actions and choices#and not her own since she never told him#so like ARGGHHH#but I like to believe that characters have autonomy despite their respective authorā€™s efforts in documenting them#so she still chose to speak all of this too and he would have accurately interpreted her this way because she controls what she says#even if he (little Dream Kim Dokja) is the one writing it down as wish fulfilment fix-it fic#a fix-it for himself and not just for the other people he loves#šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­#orv#orv spoilers#omniscient readerā€™s viewpoint#lee sookyung#kim dokja
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nyx-thedragon Ā· 2 months ago
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this new Newsies mini-hyperfixation is getting a bit out of hand already. tell me why i had TWO separate dreams that included Newsies characters last night ???
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martybaker Ā· 7 months ago
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Thank you @amielot for tagging me in last line tag game like forever ago šŸ™ˆ Iā€™ve been in real life hell with no time to spare for any creative endeavors, but today I took up the proverbial pen once again to prod at my unfinished modern au ice-skating fic (you can find part one here)
and I wanted to share this bit with yā€™all, because I think itā€™s pretty funny. Enjoy.
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Hob laughs out loud. ā€œWow. Okay, I deserved that one. But how about this one: Say, Professor Endeles, what would a perfect date look like for you?ā€
Dream pretends to ponder this deeply.
ā€œA nice spring day,ā€ he starts, ā€œnot too cold or too hot, we have a picnic on a hillā€¦ with a beautiful view of the city of Verona below us.ā€
He smiles at the image, continuing, ā€œI shiver in the light breeze, underdressed, and Pedro Pascal lends me his jacket-ā€ Hob bursts out laughing at that- ā€œhe lends me his jacket, hand feeds me strawberries and italian cheese, we drink Chardonnay...ā€
Hob laughs so hard it makes him bend in half. ā€œPedro Pascal??? Pedro Pascal hand feeds you strawberries?!ā€
Dream gives him a cheeky grin. ā€œYes.ā€
ā€œOkay, incredible. Iā€™m skying in the Alps with Keanu Reeves if you even care,ā€ Hob parries.
Dream smiles at him beatifically. ā€œI donā€™t. Pedroā€™s taking me to Teatro alla Scala to see Carmen in the evening.ā€
By this point Hob is straight up wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. ā€œOh my god. Okay. You absolute madman, you win this round. I concede defeat.ā€
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And Iā€™m tagging @zigzag-wanderer @seiya-starsniper and @omgcinnamoncakes if you feel like sharing :)
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relaxxattack Ā· 5 months ago
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can you imagine if they left the epilogue as it was without adding hs2. like if they leaned more into the ā€œfanfic parodyā€ aspect of it.
imagine if you read the homestuck epilogues and instead of being forced to contend with fascist jane for the next five years, the epilogues just ended with dirk saying ā€œOh and this was all a dream. Btw.ā€
like i think that would have been insanely funny. there would have been so so many memes about the officially licensed homestuck parody where rose and jade cheat on their marriages and dirk makes davekat kiss. i think everyone would have found that to be such a riot
it would have been way more fun to analyze too because instead of being forced to take 40yrold divorced dave seriously everyone could be like ā€œwhat does it mean when on page 42 dirk described him as a white lanky bitchā€¦ what level of irony is thisā€¦ what does it symbolizeā€
instead it feels like we got told a joke that we werenā€™t exactly in on, felt hurt about it, and now weā€™ve all been sitting around for half a decade waiting for a punchline that might never come
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triglycercule Ā· 4 months ago
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nightmare's gang but they're one of those youtube family channels that extorts the kids. HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT
i mean cmon man managing his multiversal takeover scheme must take a lot of money. nightmare needs a source of income. so what better than to torture and extort his gang even more. he makes them behave and act entertaining for the camera because if not they get beat and punished. he has cameras everywhere in the castle for content and to monitor everyone. people online are worried about the "kids" on the channel because they are CLEARLY being abused and exploited. nightmare gets a feast of negativity from these peoples' worries. now do i think that he would be cruel enough to force his gang to act like children for this channel?? i dunno,,,,,,,, perchance (YOU CAN'T JUST SAY PERCHANCE)
idk there's definitely a lot more than could be done with this stupid idea. but i just think,,,,,, i just think it would be funny,,,,, think about it,,,,,,,,,,
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