#what the hell about that is BORING.

[7-oh-ta1]

This is how Alistair looks in the game you can date him in ☆

ROUND 2 MATCH 20

Damien propaganda:

“I LOVE DAMIEN LAVEY A LOT !! he is such a silly gremlin of a guy I love him + he is my favourite character ever actually. He's the prince of the 8th circle of hell and his dads are the kings and they all love eachother a lot, it's really silly. when he was younger, to rebel he literally broke off one of his horns so that's why he has . one and a half.

he's really into drag, one of his endings in Prom is about how he wanted to do something with make-up/hair etc as a career but he felt as if his dads wanted him to solely take over as king of the 8th circle BUT that wasn't the case. at the end of the ending his dad's r like "what you can do what you want". ALSO we see him in drag in Monster Roadtrip and oh great heavens.

He is so silly. he has horrible . wilderness. instincts ...? because of the whole prince thing and it's really pathetic I love him. 

I could go on and on oh my god . one final thing uh also in roadtrip during one of the talks at the rest stop with him he calls you (the player) a silly dumbass and OHHH MY GOD I went bonkers I love him a lot”

“He's v cool and acts tough, but has a secret passion for hairstyling and make up that he hides cus he doesn't want to disappoint his dads who want him to rule over hell after them. Also he constantly commits arson, so that's fun :)”

Alistair propaganda:

“I love his puns and sarcasm. He may be kinda dumb and like the epitome of boring white boy to some people, but i just love the humour he brings to the party.”

[owlithere]

Headcanon Hell: DC #2

SO Jason Todd canonically thinks he's bad at naming things, aka one scene where he says ‘hence redhood’. And well, he doesn't have the best record with it, if I'm honest. From the limited knowledge I have, his choices are mostly somewhat bland and too direct, thus the ‘dog’ situation.

BUT what if his random name suggestions are genuinely liked among his family and friends. And by random I mean he talks about the books he's currently reading and the person in question links it to their own naming problem - thinking Jay's favourite character's name sounds pretty good. Not that he's aware of it.

I'm pretty sure I've seen a similar promt used in fan fiction in the form of Jay using names from books, but not in a humorous way. It has more potential than just that though.

Dick, blabbering: And so Kor'i and I have decided that Mar'i/Mary is a good name for our daughter because it works for both planets, … I'm still not sure if I like it as a name though, it's nice because it's my mother's name, but also a bit heavy because of that … we still haven't thought about the legal paperwork … what her full name on Earth should be. I've been using way too many names, now that I think about it, Dick, Richy, Richard John Grayson, sometimes Wayne, and Kor'i has never changed hers, so it's still Kory Anders and I have no idea how we should combine it …. Jason, reading Anne of Green Gables, not really listening beyond the fact that his niece's name will be ‘Mar'i/Mary’: I'm curious if Aunt Marilla was called Mary/Mar'i by her friends in her youth…. Dick: Marilla? Jason, still not paying attention: … or maybe they called her Amaryllis, flower nicknames for girls were quite common (or not) and there is a connection too … Dick: Amaryllis? … Marilla Grayson … --- Selina, discussing potential names for her and Bruce's daughter: And why is Helena not a good choice? Bruce, being himself: Because we already have Helena in the family. Selina: Huntress would not mind it. What else would you suggest then? Bruce, listing the names of his late family members: Well, there's Martha, of course, …. Jason, talking to Lian on the phone about his favourite author: Well, she didn't just wrote Pride and Prejudice, there's also Sense and Sensibility which started out as Elinor and Marianne … Yes … No … There's also Emma and Lady Susan … maybe you should stick to your lecture for now, Matilda is also quite a fun read … Bruce and Selina together: Elinor, Emma, Susan …

[menlove]

if only television in the last 10 years where gay people have been okay on television was capable of writing good gay ships. unfortunately they'll never be written better than queerbait. it is what it is

[shallowseeker]

Early season-writers writing Cas: DEAN: “What, is mom making you limp?” CAS (glaring, hitting back): “Figuratively, yes.” Lazy, later season-Cas writers, probably: DEAN: “What, is mom making you limp?” CAS (head tilt): “No. I don't walk with a limp."

[buwheal]

I dont know how to feel about how you can see the adjustments and the little added features accumulate over time........its almost scary..... but i thought it was interesting.. so heres The Page at the end of its lifecycle before i open a new one and perpetuate my endless purgatory.

[fihas]

thought about all of the 2001: a space odyssey references in venture bros and how pretty much all of them unintentionally ended up playing a huge part in the show's overall narrative. for example, consider the PROBLEM and how it started out as your common hal 9000 clone to eventually evolving into something that is more akin to the monolith, an extremely advanced piece of technology that is used to alter humanity's dna in order to ensure the species' survival. however, this much reliance on advanced technology has never really gone well for anyone, and this situation is no different.

at the end of 2001, the monolith ends up absorbing a whole guy, essentially "emulating" him, destroying his physical body while retaining all his memories of his previous human life. this forces him to go through the cycle of death and rebirth, and once this process is complete he has been transformed into the star child, who at the time appears as a baby. this could apply to how jonas sr built vendata and how he invented his cloning process simultaneously, and hits harder considering both he and the monolith pulled every single string in their respective narratives, especially since jonas was trapped in the PROBLEM for 30 years. there's always some ominous rectangle at the scene of the crime.

it also causes the orange 2001 inspired spacesuits in vbros to become significantly more impactful, especially since they're worn by rusty, hank, dean, and the monarch. and all 4 of them are clones. gary is the singular outlier to this which is kind of funny. sorry man we're going to be dragging you into venture bullshit forever. bodyguard curse or whatever.

cool fact: the scene in haunted problem where jj recovers the PROBLEM from the gargantua 1 crash site parallels a scene in 3001: the final odyssey, in which the original monolith is dug up in a similar fashion in kenya.

and then there's another reference to the monolith in what goes down must come up, yet again associated with something jonas sr directly caused. this episode also comes with a bugged out supercomputer too.

not exactly sure where i'm going with this but i will say that i think this is the best possible way to utilize pop culture references instead of constantly making them surface level one off jokes. venture bros does this so much in such a rewarding way for people who recognize these references, and it does it best with space odyssey to me. this is because doc and jackson wanted to torment me specifically with their show.

[fisheito]

devs Pranked me again. Got me [ENGAGED] and[[ABSORBED. ]] 😠😠😠😠

[torchickentacos]

i will always shout praises of bi4bi but given recent discourse I feel the need to say that I love bi4het too! I just love bisexuality in general in its many forms, and anyone who only likes it when it's 'queer enough' for them is biphobic. Bisexuals should be able to bring their LaMe CiShEt BoYfRiEnD to pride without being made to feel like spectators and outsiders to their own event.

[charmac]

“i have the opportunity” 🤨🤨🤨

Like why say that...

[necrotic-nephilim]

there is not enough femslash in batcest circles. the girls deserve to be just as weird about each other as the boys are. if BruDick gets to be weird father/son/brothers/lovers/friends/rivals/soulmates then it is only fair that Babs/Cass get to be mother/daughter/sisters/lovers too. Something about that deep intrinsic but undefinable love that is born out of trauma, especially if you consider Cass not knowing what healthy love looks like in the first place. i think it's fun and deserves just as much fandom content.

besides that, you can get even more niche with rarepairs like Helena/Steph. Huntress/Spoiler: Blunt Trauma is already a fantastic comic and even though it's their only real canon interaction it has so much potential. very comparable to TimJay in how Helena tries to get Steph to understand her morals and the corruption you could play with it.

batman: huntress/spoiler: blunt trauma (1998)

that comic also highlights on how both Steph and Helena are outcasts of the Batfamily and don't have the approval of Bruce to be doing what they do in "his city". I think there's so much Potential in Helena taking Steph under her wing because Bruce won't let her in and it becomes a weird codependent toxic sapphic mess. I think the protectiveness Helena feels over Steph from the get-go is so clear and the way she wants to look out for Steph, wants to make sure Steph understands the real world? I love them. Helena should be allowed to steal Steph, actually. I think it'd be fun.

there are a lot of other possibilities too like Babs/Steph or even getting weird with Helena Bertinelli/Helena Wayne and the existential question of "is it selfcest or not." But these two specifically live in my head rent-free, especially Helena/Steph and one day I'll convince everyone else to ship it too.

[abyssalzones]

What do you think would've happened if Ford did tell Fiddleford everything about Bill at the diner like he nearly did, before the reveal of the thesis paper?

honestly their entire cascading series of communication issues (on ford's side anyway) was heavily dependent on the fact that ford couldn't bring himself to tell fiddleford about bill

so

[hexesandroses]

Feeling unmotivated and struggling to work on any of my wips so. Have this snippet from a cainlane fic I started writing in June; semi nsfw

[eraserheadadult]

i gotta be so real with you i hate gumball and marshall lee so much i wholly detest them i have never been more homophobic towards two men ever in my life. fandoms already dont care about f/f ships abd cant go ten seconds without talking about men a canon genderbent yaoi version of the main lesbian relationship in the series is a nightmare scenario and we’ve lived it all these years.

[knightoflove]

there are so many mutuals who I would like to get to know better/talk to but. What if they find out my vibes are off and kill me?

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Whb kings as books I have to read for the bac exam (vibes only tbh)

Lucifer - Luceafarul

They're the same, your honor! Both mean the same thing, morning star. It's a love story about the incompatibility between the genius and plebea (how Lucifer prob sees everyone else). Also, Luceafarul is my favorite and Lucifer's my fav king so there it goes.

Leviathan - Plumb

Dormeau adanc sicriele de plumb, they sure did. Bacovia lives in a grave, so does Leviathan. Also, they're both toxic and symbolists and pretencious tuberculosis survivors. It's a poem about being lonely and stuck in a toxic headspace, hey, look, just like Leviathan

Asmodeus - Ion

A man gets corrupted due to his lust for land and rapes a woman in order to get it, then proceeds to become amantul of his previous lover before getting hit in the head of a hoe. Tell me what about this doesn't scream Asmodeus to you! I think this is the only bac novel where they actually have sex. In Moara cu noroc and Ultima noapte de dragoste intaia noapte de razboi they cut to black before the actual sex can happen. But not in Ion! Rebreanu graces us with his wonderful sex scene of a man coercing a woman into fucking next to her sleeping dad.

Mammon - Moara cu noroc

It's about greed, they explicitly say it. The whole getting corrupted by greed (just like in Ion, oh my god, it's almost like they have the same theme). All of the characters eventually let their greed control their actions and it's both about the greed for money and love. Just a good fit.

Satan - Baltagul

It's a story about a woman getting revange for her husband's murder. The part where Vitoria just stared emotionlessly at the murderer getting mawled alive by her husband's dog was so fucking good- reminded me of Satan for some reason. There's a sense of community in the book, but also a very clear wrath that comes from the desire for justice.

Beelzebub - Morometii

Hear me out! Morometii is really funny, but in the cruder way than something like Caragiale's writing. The story does what every good novel does and randomly starts talking about the backstory of a character we met in a flashback, it really feels like Preda had some ADHD. It's about a disfunctional family in the interbelic era, its really Beel coded if you ask me

[karizipan]

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