#what the fuvck what the fuck what the fuck

[thefishdeath]

Just. finished fallout. normal.

[dawnleaf37]

GLADOS SLUGCAT

[vspin]

BIOWARE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MORONS. BLIZZARD TRIED THE SAME SHIT AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

THEY PULLED A FUCKING JAILER

THERE IS A BIG BAD WHO INFLUENCED ALL THE VILLIANS. FUCKING LOGHAIN WAS INFLUENCED. VARRIC'S BROTHER. MEREDITH AND ORSINO. CORYPHEUS

ARE YOU FUVCKING KIDDING ME YOU CRETINS

[fcthots]

This isn't like a writting prompt or anything so i hope this is okay but I LOVE Gus and all the writings you do about him and Jason but everytime I picture Gus I picture him being a polydactyl cat you know with lil thumbs on his paws

this is almost completely irrelevant but im tired and wont remember so remind me. imma write a lil drabble where gus wants to go outside but can't bc 1) Gotham 2)No outside cats in cities and 3) he's too big so he gets winded easily

anyway gus is in a stroller and Damian or someone was on a stakeout nd was like "When tf did y'all have a kid? What the fuck?" but he opens the bonnet part and BOOM Gus. He's like "wow actually this is so much better"

anyway im tired. take whatever the fuvck it is that I just said and sorry its got nothing to do w what u asked. I am incoherent rn. so fuckin tired. nighty night babe.

[offshore-brinicle]

HELLO EVERYONE.

I AM AFRAID I AM GOING DOWN WITH CUOVI D HGHBBBBBBBB

AND HE'S FUCKING SMILING

ON TOP OF THAT TAKING IN COUNT. JUMSOON FROM THE RING IS ALSO BASED ON THE CAMELLIAS AND IN THE SAME CHARACTER DONGBAEK IS AND FUCKING. THIS????????

I AM GOING TO BE VERY ANNOYING WHEN HE FINALLY DROPS PROBABLY I NEEDED THIS KIND OF DOPAMINE BOOST LATELY WHAT THE FUVCK

[hearts401]

I honestly hate how the fandom treats Michael as a hero and I'm seeing posts about it so I feel a liiiittle better talkign about it

my moots are holding back, i can tell. but hes my favorite so im not. and im a little pissed writing this bc. bc i relate to cc a lot. and seeing ppl mischaracterize not only my favorite character but also someone who reminds me of people who fucking suck drives me INSANE.

so psa, im pissed as fuck and i love michael afton.

First off, he killed Evan. That's obvious. Not only was that literall 100% his fault (NOT WILLIAMS IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN PPL MAKE THAT ALL ABOUT WILLIAM SHUT THE FUVCK UP

he was a bully. yeah he was a kid. yeah he was messing with him. Have you considered he was literally. abusive to his brother. i know the fnaf fandom is scared of using that word to describe him but its fucking true. he was abusive. as fuck. that was awful what he did he wasnt just a bully he harassed him and literally locked him in his room. he was fucking horrible.

and yeah, he didnt mean for that to happen, but not only was that stupid as fuck, i hate any interpritation of "he wanted to be like his dad" "his friends coerced him" PLAY FNAF 4. PLAY FNAF 4. FUCKING PLAY FNAF 4 LOOK AT HIS DIALOGUE AND WHAT HE DOES

HE LITERALLY. EGGED IT ON. IT WAS HIS FUCKING IDEA. WHAT PART OF THAT GAVE "he was coerced" THUSHFUDFUDSIOFDUSOFDSIOS

im trying to be normal

Yeah he probably felt like shit after. yeah it probably was some sort of motivator behind his actions. but lets think. lets think.

fnaf 1 and 2 take place before SL, no? So. if thats true. why didnt he burn those down? to "free the souls?" because it was never about the children.

he burned down the fnaf 3 location to get rid of william. it was ALWAYS abotu william. sure he set the kids free but i reeeeaaallyy dont think that was his intention. it was always about william.

in sister location, did he go there out of the kindness of his heart? no he went there because william asked him too. it was ALWAYS about william. and yeah he probably wanted to help liz, he probably really wanted to help her, but based on his actions, was this really for her? or was it for closure

thats something about michael that i put in shitty brother. closure. he didnt actually want to reconcile with his family, he wanted closure on the guilt he felt. is that 100% wrong? no. its normal to want closure, especially after something like that. but also that should not be his goal

did he apologize? yes. he said sorry. he felt bad, sure. but when you kill someone tehy dont come back. evan deserves to never forgive him ever because that was dumb as fuck and HORRIBLE. IT WAS HORRIBLE. ABUSIVE. ILL SAY IT AGAIN

MICHAEL AFTON ABUSED HIS LITTLE BROTHER FOR NO FUCKING REASON.

yeah. abused. say it with me. A-B-U-S-E-D

not just bullied, not just harassed, ABUSED.

ik we're all scared to say it here but its fucking true. say it with ur chest.

this always came back to william. do i thinkk michael is unfeeling and doesnt care about his siblings at all? NO! I think his siblings drove a lot of his actions. but in the end i dont think he always acted with their best interest at heart. or the mci kids'

and the whole "he wanted to be like his dad" i dont fucking care actually. no seriously sit down beside me and tell me that wanting to be like his dad is an excuse for abusing his brother. seriously come closer i wont bite.

tell me how you think that AS A TEENAGER, 100% AWARE OF HIS ACTIONS, that wanting to be like his dad justifies abusing his little brother. his little brother. who as far as we know, never lashed out, never fought back, never did anything to him. tell me how he fucking deserved that

"Michael was just a kid!" so was Evan. So was Elizabeth. So was Cassidy and Charlie and all the kids who died.

tell me how much michael did that didnt revolve around closure and his father. like i get it, he had priorities, but can we please stop acting like he's some angel working for the greater good of everyone.

it feelslike how ppl treat fucking henry. NO HES NOT A GOOD PERSON PLEASE

MICHAEL IS SELFISH HE'S MESSY HE'S STUPID. HE MAKES BAD CHOICES IN FAVOR OF HIMSELF HE PRIORITIZES REVENGE OVER THE GREATER GOOD HE HURTS PEOPLE AND IT MAKES HIM SO MUHC MORE INTERESTING

oh and also in case anybody wants to pull dittophobia out and tell me how mike went thru that trauma

so did evan. and instead of bonding over that trauma, michael harassed him. ABUSED HIM. wording is important. im sorry for repeating myself so much, but nobody ever tells it how it is. it was abuse.

edit: People seem upset by my wording and honestly? fair. i couldve worded this a lot better but i was tired and irritated and one thing i will clarify

i dont care if u dont see adult michael the way i do. i see him as a selfish obsessive guy whos intent is to fix his family, but plenty of people see it differently and thats okay! /gen

but im not taking back anythign i said about teen michael. because i think to do that is unfair to his character and frankly bullshit. i think its bullshit. and i dont care if you disagree. he was a terrible brother and thats that

but adult mike is free real estate idk idrc abt him as much as teen mike.

[crossnamara]

vent under cut. sorry

god i want to fucking kill myself. i know people will miss me but i wish they wouldnt. they wouldnt even be missing me. they would be missing the performance of me i have to put on for them. i dont even know who i fucking am, i dont know whats real and everything fuvcking hurts. i almost cried in front of my grandparents ebcause they kept deadnaming me. they dont know. they dont know im trans but it still fucking hurts. i hate it so fucking much and i cant fucking take it anymore.

and just. a disclaimer. if anyone is actually reading this. why are you reading this. im not going to kill myself. or deactivate. or whatever. im just a dramatic dumbass sometimes. sorry

[idonatedallofmyinternalorgans]

OH MY FUVCKING GOSH

spoilers for iii17

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TAHT EPISODE WAS SO AMAZING BUT SCARY AND WHAT THE FUCK

LIKE SILVERCANDLE??????

"Thank you, my spoon in silver armour!" JSHDDAHKGDHKGAHKUGHU

SILVER CANONICALHUDTXGY LIKES CANDLE

IM SO SAJFAFEBJFDHJEFAJFJDVDBJHGUYEBHJDGSUYGE

IM SO ANGRY ABOUT THE ELIMINATION

[princesamermaid]

idk americns are so fuvcking annoying imagine not hnaving a drop of war on ur land and all u do is complain about omg everythign is so soulless because we have carss large stores and corporations we have target its so awful and bleak. u just wouldnt get it.... shut UPPPP im literally so sick of ur complaining all the fucking time. its so easy to have fun and escape it like WHAT do you want does someone need to spell it out for u ?

like am i crazy or are these people obnoxious

[feral-ass-raccoon]

being a ginger cat owner is such a fucking pain, and not bc ginger cats are the most dumbass bastards a cat can be, but bc onr of my cats is almost tge EXACT COLOR of a smith's shopping bag. so I'll be minding my own fuvcking business when out the corner of my eye I'll see my boy!!!!!! and I'll turn to pet him and it's a. fuckign plastic bag. on the other side of this is seeing a Plastic Bag in my peripheral vision, then having my fucking soul leaving my body because the Inanimate Object has fucking Moved what the fuc- oh. hey asshat.

[d34dlysinner]

Im confused with the chapter teases🤨

How the heck do we begin banging right in chapter 1

We recently get more info of the plot and Minhyeok died trying to save our lives and then right after fuvck with Satan.

Are we that insensitive?💀

Bro if my homie died ,I would be depressed and now to let him live I have to go to hell

Is this what they mean by fuck the pain away?

And chapter 2 we are riding Mammon .

That’s too soon for me for those stuff ,couldn’t we wait a bit later ,I need to be emotionally stable after all that trauma and almost getting unalived.💀

I literally talked about this with a friend a week or so ago.

And I was crying while I just explained how the story seems to go. Crying from laughing and disbelief. Like NO WAY did Minhyeok, our friend, die and were like: "Cool. Let me bang Satan first."

Like damn if Satan looked like that, sure ill do it, but NOT if I saw my friend die.😭

If my best friend died I would literally stand there, staring at the floor, no interaction, no life in my eyes. I would later on when I'm alone bawl my eyes out bcs wth just happened? I'll be off the surface of earth/Hell/Heaven for a week. After a week I'll be fine talking, but even then I wouldn't be stable to bang someone-

I honestly don't hope the MC is that insensitive. I really hope there's some slow burn before we bang Satan. Like please let some time pass for us to cope.

I know that MC is saving Minhyeok while staying in Hell, but do they actually save him actually by banging 79 demons or?💀

Also don't we bang Leraye in chapter 2? I maybe forgot.💀

I hope/assume he revives earlier so he can have a bigger role. Maybe as a mental support for the MC, because some of these demons can be craaaazy.

[shithitsmynipples]

Work is becoming the most miserable fucking Groundhog Day. The first thing I do EVERY MORNING for at least the last month is file reports on child abuse on the various apps. Then they assign me to payment processing of some kind. I got hired as a fuvcking moderator/tech support. What the fuck is this

[aspersionarchivist]

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[patrickbrewerisgay]

HELLO???????? IM DYING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN I AM STRAIGHT UP LOSING IT KLJGSL;FGDLGFK (via @shiqueeta)

[wetslug]

we’re living in the timeline god abandoned and that isnt even a joke anymore

[softforcal]

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