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koko2unite · 2 years ago

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#bought sticky hangers and it doesnt even stick #bought a monitor table and they gave me the wrong model #internet died so i gotta use my mobile data #what the fuck is this monday #and i got some complaining about my art #what the fuck? why my art reaches people who dont like my art first before people who gonna like it???#everybody else got no hate message why the fuck i got one #oh right its because nobody reblogs it #fucking pisses me off

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creepst-crypt · 1 month ago

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I have not recovered from my deathly illness (my cold)

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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 months ago

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:-P

#me: ive gotta read so fucking much by monday if i dont wanna look like a fucking idiot in my lab meeting monday #also me: if i dont draw maid sanji right fucking now im gonna puke #can u tell what my 2nd favorite shojo was in high school? many scenes still live rent free in my head #clannad was my 1st fave btw lol #also. god i kno i say this on every sanji post but i think abt him so much ever sing day #she is my absolute favorite babygirl. i hate him. i want her to suffer forever #female sanji #me in 2014: what if girl sanji? me in 2024: what if girl sanji???#vinsmoke sanji #sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece

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chitinleg · 2 years ago

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got him off-balance!

#my art #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #julian bashir #elim garak #garashir #watercolor #image desc in alt text #i normally post on mondays but. today im breaking my pattern! getting a little silly. getting a little wild. garashir jumpscare #“tumblr user chitinleg garak would neot easily let himself be swooped off his feet into a hug like that” yes i know BUT!#look at his expression. look at how his arms r pinned. he didnt let this happen LMAO julian just surprised him. grabby huggy human behavior #if you look really closely you can see the tiniest frown in the world on Garak's face. because he's like “EEP !”#cant see bashirs face at all in this only his body but i think we can all imagine that whatevers going thru his head. he needs this hug bad #ALSO. for anyone wondering what the fucked up shadow is that starts at the juncture of the teal sleeve-cap where its set into the armhole #the jumpsuits have a bit of a fold of extra fabric (called an Action Pleat) there which allows for a little more maneuverability of the bod #AND creates a really sleek and flat back panel #because you can see the fabric twists along the side arent grabbing the flat back fabric theyre grabbing the fabric folded beneath it #often times i think about drawing out a dissection of kiras first uniform and this voy era one for other artists to use. bc god knows #i struggled at first to find full body references #they like to shoot ds9 very close to peoples heads. and the camera is so blurry. they smeared butter on that thing. god bless

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find-me-in-hell · 1 year ago

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honestly boss im just trying to make it from melanie king monday to fuck your train friday unscathed

#tma #the magnus archives #melanie king monday #the mechanisms #the mechs #the bifrost incident #i dont knwo what this is #is it anything #fuck you and fuck your train #800

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samipekoe · 8 months ago

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Monday its time to return to my office in lacille inc

#pet play lacille? more likely than you think #i think its a funny kink to give laios. marcille would hesitantly agree to try and maybe even get into it #and then laios starts doing shit like ripping up curtains and shes like what the fuck are you doing #you havent house trained me marcille! it takes 4 months of training for a puppy to be fully house broken!#and then falin comes home and laios is tied up outside #anyway those were my delusions for today good monday everyone

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theplantbish · 2 months ago

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Remember when the president of Finland showed up to his own event and the first thing he wanted to know was if Käärijä was there yet

#käärijä #that was so wild #idk why this popped into my head at 6.30 am on a monday but DO YOU REMEMBER???#like we are here all like haha silly gremlin man he's so dumb haha so slutty so chaotic #and then the president of a whole fucking country asks after him!!! because he wants to meet him so bad!!!! LITERALLY WHAT #i mean i get it but also i don't get it you know #idk if i should say previous president but oh well

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achromatic-bot · 9 months ago

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Most unhinged Dan and Phil moment:

Guys...

#what the fuck #why would they do that?#and why did we as an audience just let this slide?#anyway #i hope you've had a good monday mine is officially ruined #dnp #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #danandphilgames #phan #dnpgames #phil lester #phandom

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creepst-crypt · 1 month ago

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URETHRA!!!

#fiddleford mcgucket #mcgucket monday #what the fiddle fuck #gravity falls fiddleford #young fiddleford #doodle #gravity falls #shitpost #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #urethra!

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milesworld96 · 4 months ago

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Listen, if my tragic wet cat of a boyfriend is currently in a situation w a 5”7 jacked goth woman and her twink; I too would cop a feel to try and reinstate myself with him again

#samijey #he was so real for that #now continue this for every Monday here on out #reinstate their relationship #if this leads to what I think it does I’m gonna die #also give me that tag match against Carlito and JD or whatever the fuck #I need to see Samijey tag once more🙏 that’s all I’m asking for #jey uso #sami zayn #wwe #monday night raw

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eris-norwega · 7 days ago

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me after seeing the most insane hazbin hotel leaks

i need heavy angst fics after this. give me alastor x reader but with these new revelations.

#alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #what the fuck #i’m not okay #huh #WHAT #im going insane #its so bad #nooooo #my head huuuurts #it’s only monday #losing my mind #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my hyperfixation is back #alastor x reader

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fiftypiercings · 3 months ago

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married joongdok but not in a conventional way because dokja returns home at 3 in the morning, fucking wasted, probably smelling like incompetence and regrets. an intoxicated migraine brewing up while he's trying his best to reach the kitchen for a glass of water in the dark but then there's joonghyuk standing ominously in the path with a knife and lighter in his hands, the trashcan's on fire and cell block tango is playing somewhere in the background.

#not divorced not married but a secret third thing #kdj dying mysteriously for like the fourth time this month & yjh giving his testimony with fake glycerin tears like #“he ran into my knife (sniffs)... he ran into my knife ten times”#yjh the type to burn dokja's clothes while ironing them whenever he's sick of his ass #which happens every 3 days if you ask me #a burnt toast is what dokja gets every monday because he somehow manages to fuck up the weekends #how he makes up to him ? well a new skillet set deal #they have so much potential i like making their divorce hcs lol #ive never seen a ship so divorced yet married at the same time. call that the schrodinger affair #there was another post with the same frequency as this and im glad we all see the vision #joongdok #dokhyuk #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #fifty reads

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frnkiebby · 5 months ago

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ray…what….those fucking sunglasses~🎃

#i love them both #and they’re so fucking gorgeous but christ i do NOT trust them with sunglasses #at least with frank we know he steals jamia’s #but ray what on earth #frnkiebby #ray toro #happy ray monday #ray of sunshine #frank iero #mcr #mcrmy #my chemical romance #frnkiero #my chem #frnkie #mcr5 #ilhsm

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samijey · 11 months ago

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you can always count on jey uso to love on sami regardless of whether or not he's actually at the show

#jey uso #samijey #wwe #wweedit #sami zayn #raw lb #wwe raw #jeysami #monday night raw #stuff i made #get yourself a bf who loves you as much as this guy loves sami like what the fuck he's too much #HE WAS SO DRAMATIC ABOUT IT TOO LMFAOOO #MADE IT SOUND LIKE SAMI HAD DIED LIKE???#WE LOST A REAL ONE??? BRO CHILL HE'S GOT A SORE KNEE #it's the protectiveness for me.................

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soars22 · 11 months ago

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Phil: oh, I’m not that good at lore and rp, I’m just going to run away and ignore it.

Also Phil: improvs some of the most gut-wrenching lore at the drop of a hat that absolutely wrecks the entire fandom

Phil: anyway, here’s the funny outro!

#qsmp #qsmp philza #I really thought for a moment that he was gonna end stream with a fade-out again #and then we were going to have problems #man what the fuck is up with Mondays and crazy lore #I need to go back and watch the stream again #fucking purgatory and lore at the same time is crazy #the admins are actually insane for this holy shit

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leverage-ot3 · 11 months ago

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no one:

me: let’s check the vibe of the leverage facebook group

(blurred out my name for privacy)

at first people passed the vibe check with heart/care reacts, thumbs up… and then the boomers came

a lot of people settled on it’s some configuration of parker/eliot or hardison/eliot give off sibling vibes and hardison is dating parker, but a fair amount of folks said they would accept or would like the ot3. one based guy was like ‘if it drives the story then power to them’. someone else just commented ‘till my dying day’, another said ‘I mean… they already measured his head for the robot bodies’. someone else said they like brother sister eliot and parker but queerplatonic with parker and hardison dating is still good to them.

and then there was one woman who basically said if you don’t want honest answers you shouldn’t ask the questions and then said eliot is a good friend/brother to them and love does not need to be romantic or sexual to be strong (girlie what do you think queerplatonic means 😭💀)

also JUST got this gem (and am going to report them)

edit with my response:

last edit: she was kicked out of the group after 💀

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