#what the fuck is a kilometer!!!

[deanofsam]

“usamericans are so annoying they think everything’s about them and if it’s not they try to make it about themselves blah blah blah” okay and? one thing about me i love to talk about me. now who wants a FREEDOM BURGER RAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[anonymous-dentist]

What is your favorite bird species?

I like penguins! I went to see some when I went to the zoo (coincidentally the day qcellbit started his villain arc) and a penguin followed me around from its side of the glass because it thought my hat was another penguin lol, I love the little freaks

BUT since I’m American, I legally have to say it’s the BALD EAGLE RAAAAAHHHH!!!

[kaiju-krew]

big grumpass cat

[dear-ao3]

times when i (an american) feel patriotic:

-listening to the liberty's kids theme song -the olympics -watching logan sargeant race in f1 -when a british person insults my accent -every time im in an old navy -gazing upon the bass pro shops pyramid -when i see a really good 4th of july meme -on the off chance i listen to hamilton from top to bottom -in the american girl doll store -driving on country highways and seeing fireworks billboards -eating 99c pizza and bagels with cream cheese in nyc -any time someone says the us measurement system is stupid -schoolhouse rock -amtrak trains

[aaron04jpg]

P1 I FUCKING KNEW IT

[bearforceone3]

different generations

[bob-mirum]

I was almost offended at everyone for ignoring my drawings more often, but so be it, I'll take pity and bless you with american booba

[supremeoverlord-cornflakez]

Phillip Graves got a new mug from his shadows?

[ratatatastic]

"Hey, listen. I've got a bit of bone to pick with you here. I know you're gonna be representing Team USA in the 4 Nations Cup. Your dad, Keith, represented team USA before but what's going on? Why aren't you thinking about representing Canada? Your mom, Chantal, is from Canada, right? She's from Winnipeg. What's going on here? And have you thought about representing team Canada instead of the US?" "No, never in my life. I'm an American through and through, I would ne—I would never—I would never play for them that's been... I'm as... I'm as American as it gets. I think if you ask my brother, and my dad that too, we'll say the same thing." "You get your toughness from your mom, we know that."

boston bruins @ florida panthers | 1.11.25

[forzalvr]

they're so silly I love it 😭 [not mine!!]

[indycarnocontext]

[ladymarvel27]

NOT THEM WITH THIS AGAIN! HA!

[pngjamie]

yeah okay you may be pretty cool, but

are you cool enough to have GHOULINFUSCHIA use your art as her pfp?

I DONT THINK SOOOOOOOOOOOO

[offficial-united-states]

OK SO

THERE ARE SOME GIMMCKVERSE DISCORD SERVERS

SO

COUNTRYVERSE

HOW ABOUT CREATING A COUNTRYVERSE DISCORD? :D I CAN CREATE IT AND SEND INVITES TO ALL WILLING TO JOIN

(sorry for the tags) @nihonkokuu @definitely-britain @definitelytherepublicofireland @russia-totallyofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @true-blue-straya @totally-france @totally-germany @officialtheunitedkingdom @forever-scotland @genuinely-germany @india-official @definitely-canada @official-new-zealand @france-unofficial @cape-breton-island-itself @wales-official @yugoslavia-official @the-state-of-michigan @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @state-0f-0hio-official @virginia-state-official @the-us-navy-offical @state-of-connecticut-official @state-of-florida-official @the-state-of-georgia-official @the-real-illinois @definitely-indiana @mhm-wisconsin FFUCK WHY CAN'T I TAG YOU TWO

[raspergine]

DUMBASS JUST LEARNT THAT USAPYON IS CALLED LIKE THAT BC BROS 'MERICAN

[rin-rin-comics]

Alright Americans I’m going to Sweden