#what the fuck is a kilometer!!!

[deanofsam]

“usamericans are so annoying they think everything’s about them and if it’s not they try to make it about themselves blah blah blah” okay and? one thing about me i love to talk about me. now who wants a FREEDOM BURGER RAHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[anonymous-dentist]

What is your favorite bird species?

I like penguins! I went to see some when I went to the zoo (coincidentally the day qcellbit started his villain arc) and a penguin followed me around from its side of the glass because it thought my hat was another penguin lol, I love the little freaks

BUT since I’m American, I legally have to say it’s the BALD EAGLE RAAAAAHHHH!!!

[kaiju-krew]

big grumpass cat

[rocktartz]

Theres a moment where Sec-Unit complains about ruining its favorite jacket because of the weapons in its arms. I love to think the solution is as simple as rolling up its sleeves. (It just doesn’t have time to)

In other note- My humanized version of Peri looks a lot like a tour guide. Or a “fancy show host” as a friend put it.

But since it canonically takes students on little excursions around the local galaxy all I could see was an snarky tour guide.

So here’s some stupid jokes I think it would make while teaching the groups.

“If you look to your left, you’ll see the left side of the universe. And if you look to your right you will see… the right side of the universe.”

“Have you considered studying astronomy at the university? Or are you just orbiting the idea?”

“I know everything there is to know about constellations, some might even say my knowledge of the night sky is astronomical.”

“Good books on anti- gravity are hard to put down”

“I’ve found that adolescents, like moons, tend to go through phases.” (Somewhere, Iris rolls her eyes)

[dear-ao3]

times when i (an american) feel patriotic:

-listening to the liberty's kids theme song -the olympics -watching logan sargeant race in f1 -when a british person insults my accent -every time im in an old navy -gazing upon the bass pro shops pyramid -when i see a really good 4th of july meme -on the off chance i listen to hamilton from top to bottom -in the american girl doll store -driving on country highways and seeing fireworks billboards -eating 99c pizza and bagels with cream cheese in nyc -any time someone says the us measurement system is stupid -schoolhouse rock -amtrak trains

[aaron04jpg]

P1 I FUCKING KNEW IT

[bearforceone3]

different generations

[bob-mirum]

I was almost offended at everyone for ignoring my drawings more often, but so be it, I'll take pity and bless you with american booba

[supremeoverlord-cornflakez]

Phillip Graves got a new mug from his shadows?

[glus-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!? 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸

[forzalvr]

they're so silly I love it 😭 [not mine!!]

[indycarnocontext]

[hungriestheidi]

F1 ACADEMY DRIVERS 2024 -> LIA BLOCK, CAR 57

[ladymarvel27]

NOT THEM WITH THIS AGAIN! HA!

[pngjamie]

yeah okay you may be pretty cool, but

are you cool enough to have GHOULINFUSCHIA use your art as her pfp?

I DONT THINK SOOOOOOOOOOOO

[offficial-united-states]

OK SO

THERE ARE SOME GIMMCKVERSE DISCORD SERVERS

SO

COUNTRYVERSE

HOW ABOUT CREATING A COUNTRYVERSE DISCORD? :D I CAN CREATE IT AND SEND INVITES TO ALL WILLING TO JOIN

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