#what is wrong w meeeeee

[4getmenottt]

yearning hrs .......

[909th]

this week has been literally insane i need everything to stop happening forever

[todayisafridaynight]

sometimes i get nishiki i really do

[sacrificialmutt]

oh!

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating sabo edition

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[name]sblondie: this is exactly why im always late to work

tagged: sabosbf and d.dragon

sabosbf: DONT TAG YOUR BOSS????? HES GONNA FUCKING KILL ME??????

-> kokoala: LMFAOAOOA

-> sabosbf: i'm fuckin scared what is going on koala

d.dragon: This is hardly an acceptable reason to be late to work, Sabo.

-> [name]sblondie: boohoo just say youre sad and single

-> divaiva: SABO you're so dead.

freeluffy: cuddling is worth it

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-> kokoeala: just heard dragon-san gasp in his office hold on u might be saved

-> [name]sblondie: thankgodthankgodthankgod

-> freeluffy: huh?

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sabosbf: he's urethral guys idk

tagged: [name]sblondie

[name]sblondie: i think you're urethral too baby

-> sabosbf: i love u i knew u would get my humor

-> [name]sblondie: of course i would my love <333

portgasace: no fucking way u two are real

dni_nami: something is telling me theres something wrong with the caption, but lemme not

-> sabosbf: what's wrong with it :0?

-> dni_nami: ....

divaiva: u two are the cutest (please change that caption, i'm telling you this out of the kindess of my heart)

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-> [name]sblondie: my boyfriends caption is perfectly fine

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portgasace: barfed in my mouth i hate them

tagged: [name]sblondie and sabosbf

[name]sblondie: be nice to ur brother in law damn

-> freeluffy: [NAME] IS OUR BROTHER IN LAW NOW !?!?!?!?

-> [name]sblondie: future* brother in law my bad

-> freeluffy: booooo :(

sabosbf: yeah i hate u too ace, the only rzn u ever go out w us is so u can leech off our wallets

-> portgasace: thats a fuckign lie asshole

-> sabosbf: BROKE ASS

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boahancock: luffy's brother and luffy's brothers boyfriend are so cute <3

-> [name]sblondie: damn she don't even know our names

-> portgasace: professional luffy dickrider (for some rzn)

kokoala: my favorite gays <3333

-> [name]sblondie: ?????

-> sabosbf: thank u koala ;)

-> [name]sblondie: ???????

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[name]sblondie: guys do u think he loves spiderman more than me

tagged: sabosbf

sabosbf: if peter parker hit my line, im sorry

-> [name]sblondie: ????????

sabosbf: his theme song is my ringtone for u so i guess it connects?

-> [name]sblondie: YOU GUESS???

-> sabosbf: that just means ur my spiderman baby >///<

-> [name]sblondie: DONT TRY TWISTING THIS IN A COMPLIMENTARY WAY U JUS CONFIRMED THAT IM UR SECOND CHOICE

kokoala: spiderman >>>> any other man

-> sabosbf: u get me koala ughhh

portgasace: good taste [name], gooooddd tasteee

-> sabosbf: hehe

-> [name]sblondie: WHAT THE FUCK????????? STOP FLIRTING WITH OTHER MEN RIGHT NOW???

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sabosbf: got jumpscared by this pic in my cameraroll pls someone buy this guy brown contacts

tagged: [name]sblondie

[name]sblondie: me looking at u when u wake up 🧿🧿

-> sabosbf: its ok babe jus please maybe think about blinking a little bit longer

kokoala: cannot hold a conversation with him without feeling like hes thinking about murdering me

-> portgasace: what i said

divaiva: nooo you'd ruin his natural beauty :<

-> [name]sblondie: thank u iva <3

-> [name]sblondie: YOU JUST VENMOED ME 40 BUCKS WITH THE MSG "listen to [name]" ???

-> sabosbf: LMFOAOA babe don't actually buy contacts i love ur eyes theyre pretty :3

d.dragon: They are quite terrifying.

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[name]sblondie: boyfriend appreciation post because even though hes got a weird sense of humor, hes still mine (...i guess)

tagged: sabosbf

sabosbf: HEHEHE he loves meeeeee

sabosbf: ok why that ugly ass photo of me as the second one what the hell is wrong w u u just hate me

sabosbf: I LOVE U SABO, LOVE UUU

-> [name]sblondie: love u too handosme (...i guess)

-> sabosbf: STOP WITH THE I GUESS i'd choose u over peter parker anyday baby pleaseee

portgasace: not [name] picking up on me and luffy's appetite too

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-> freeluffy: bigger appetite is the best appetite !

sabosbf's story

RESTRAIN ME??? MY SEXY BOYFRIEDN IN MENSWEAR HOLY SHIT IM CREAMINNNNGGGG

[name]sblondie replied to your story: u shouldve told me sooner, i'll wear them more often now just for u babe ;)

[bearbirth]

For the build a birth 0: 🤰(male but we dont havw the male.pregnant emoji aa) 4️⃣🚗👖🧠

I had always had a bit of a chubby belly.

Unfortunately this fact led to this fateful night. I didn’t think I could get pregnant as I had been told I was infertile years ago by some bullshit doctor. I hadn’t seemed to notice my belly getting slightly larger over the months. It hasn’t popped however.

The last few days I’ve been having some issues with cramps. I had thought maybe it had been something I ate. Oh how wrong I was. I could never have foreseen having four babies inside of me all this time.

It’s a Friday and I’m driving back to visit my family for the weekend. I’ve been in some pain all day but I’ve pulled through even when a tums didn’t help. I breathe out as another cramp rocks my body and I shift forward in an attempt to alleviate my discomfort.

“ohhhhh….”

I let out a groan. The pain has been getting worse. I put a hand on my belly and rub it, trying to sooth the pain. I grip the wheel tighter. The pain subsides again and I sit back with a sigh.

“Fuck…. Ohhh god another….”

The next cramp comes so soon. I strain a little, feeling the urge to push. I just assume I have to use the bathroom. I’ll need to find a rest stop quick. The pain peeks then dies down again. But once more it starts up after just a few breaths.

“OH GOD!!! HHRGGGG!”

I cant stop myself. I’m pushing the head down my birth canal. I’m panting hard as I lift my ass up a little when the pressure suddenly intensifies. How could a man be pregnant without knowing?

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH…! OH IM ABOUT TO POOP!!”

I cry out in pain as something nestled behind my entrance. I grip the wheel, sobbing as I push hard. With a scream and another push the head gushes out of me and into my jeans. I scream again, is that a baby?! Oh god it’s baby! I’m giving birth! The head turns and the baby rushes out of me and into my tight pants with a gush. I yank the wheel and pull over. I unzip my pants and shakily draw out the baby who has already started to cry.

“W-What…?”

I stare at it in shock, but I don’t have time to think. Suddenly I scream, there’s another. I place the first baby in the seat next to me and I sit back, my legs on the dash board. I sob as I try to pull my pants down a little but I’m having to push.

“NO I CANT BE PREGNANT!! OH IT HURTS SO BAD!!” My legs shake as I try to get the baby out faster. Suddenly the head shoots out then the shoulders and body. But as soon as it’s out I’m pushing once more. I grip the seat. I don’t have time to get the first baby out of my pants. The next baby is smaller and has already started to crown.

“AGGGREREGGGG AAAAAAH!!!! GET OUT OF ME!!!!!” I screech as the baby slips out into my pants next to its sibling. Finally I’m done… or so I think. I lower my legs and get the baby’s out. There’s a little twinge of a contraction but I ignore it. I call 911, and as I’m explaining what happened I have to push.

“Yes I’m on the side of the road, I- OHHH OH GOD THERES ANOTHER BABY!! OH PLEASE PLEASE HELP I CANT DO IT AGA-AAHHHHH AHHHHH!! OH IT BURNS!!”

I scream down the phone. The baby forces its way down me. I half stand up, pulling my pants down just as the baby crowns. It shoved my boxers down as it moves out painfully.

“ITS HHUUUUUUUUUGGEEEEE! ITS COMING OUTTTT OF MEEEEEE!”

Suddenly the baby pops half out. I’m sobbing with the baby half in me when the ambulance finally reaches us. They watch me give birth again as they pull open my door.

[berrymoos]

MY BABY MY BAAABYYYY .... YOURE MY BAAABY SAAAAAY IT TO MEEEEEE .... im on s13 of ninjago & he has not left my mind since s1 oughshdjshdj he's so baby

𓂃 ．．🍪🐻🧡🏵🧃

🎂 — regressor cole headcanons!

the rock of the group deserves to have some small time sometimes. what more can i say? rocks can crack too, specially ninja rocks (。-`ω-)ｰ

stress regressor, 100%. he rushes to be the responsible one of the team whenever something goes wrong, worries himself sick over mistakes, pushes himself to make up for them no matter what bc if he doesn't something could go wrong again and someone could get hurt and then his friends won't like him anymore– and all that weight on his shoulders is rough

all of the ninja r his caregivers to some capacity. every single one. all of them r strong too – kinda comes w being elemental masters / ninja n all – so they can carry him whenever they want <33 cole loves it too, they're so cozy (o^∀^o)

i don't think wu or misako know directly, but if cole ever told / regressed around them, they wouldn't be v surprised – like they know smth is up, but they won't confront him bc that's his business

lots of ppl hc cole having a kindergarten to middle / teen regressor headspace & that's SO big-brained, i eat it up every time – BUT baby cole my sweet sweet boy. infant ages to like 2yrs old. give him a rattle; he likes rattles kenwkdek

the eepiest baby ever, partially bc of how young his headspace is, partially bc he's the master of earth – it takes up a lot of his energy when he's big, but since he's so used to it, it doesn't rlly register how wiped he actually is until he's sitting down, his brain is whirling to a stop ... & then it's like “mmnn woa m eepy..” hes also very prone to regressing when he's tired; doesn't happen all the time, but it's become more often than not

(jay has, in fact, taken a picture of a sleeping cole on the couch, meme-ified it w the “why he so eepy” caption , & sent it to the gc. they went loco /pos)

on that note, he can fall asleep p much anywhere: on the couch, on the floor, over a bowl of cereal, literally anywhere. his favorite places (aside from his bed) r his friends' laps <3 he's being held? out like a light

that earth master strength Does Not magically go away when cole is small, meaning his tantrums could cost them a wall & possibly new flooring. not that he has tantrums often bc he's v chill & low-energy!

(... it happened once & jay refused to babysit for a good week. for unrelated reasons ofc /j)

OOUHEJSH loves bears sooooo much it's almost silly. he's got a black bear onesie w ears on the hood, a tiny tail on the butt, & a dark brown teddy bear to match - his fave. "we bare bears" & "little bear" are his go-to shows. he can devour a box of teddy grahams in two sittings. glamrock freddy his absolute beloved. bears bears BEARS bears bears!!!!

kai called himself a papa bear once & cole went nuts jahdkajdkw “’apa bear ’apa bear!!!! ʕ￫ᴥ￩ ʔ” — “yup, that's me, don't wear it out! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧”

ok guys wait here me out: bearcub regressor cole. makin grororgroo noises to communicate. cute little snuffles n nose wrinkles when he smells smth good. loooong naps in a blanket fort. honey added to his bottle. bearcub regressor cole

the teddy's name is muffin btw. he & mr. cuddlywump are best friends & they always have playdates together 🫶

speaking of — jay is older than cole by a few years (maybe 4-7?), so he's consistently playing the older playmate / big brother role for cole. YES he will absolutely drag the baby into mischief, but if anyone dares to try separating them he IS throwing a fit about it. also he's the only one who can turn a laid-back baby cole into a zoomin 2y/o. watch out for them.../silly

back to the rattle thing for a sec – jay has a toy drumset & nya has a toy guitar, so the three of them put on a music show for the rest of the team! they're always asked for encores & they always deliver! their band name is The Mudshockers & kai is their biggest fan👍🏾

he likes dancing but since he's unsteady on his feet the younger he is, sometimes he'll just sway his body o, bop his head, or shake his rattle to whatever beat there is – even if said beat is just in his head. other times he'll get nya or zane to dance with him when he's able to stand!

omigosh wait ,,,, zane picking cole up & bouncing him to the beat ,,,, im gonna MELT they're so cute 🥹

cole adores fuzzy / fluffy material. his element requires him to summon rocks from the ground, & rocks are hard - he deserves some soft things in his life ( =^×^= )/ᰔᩚ if any of the ninja have something visibly fluffy in his presence, they'll very quickly have a small in their lap, nuzzling them & humming contentedly. muffin & his bear onesie r his favorites because of that!

ALSO remember the casual outfit he wore in "child's play" (the ep where the ninja got turned into kids)? he managed to find the adult-sized sweatshirt of that shirt & it's now a staple regression outfit ... whenever he's not in his onesie

he's still got a MASSIVE sweet tooth, bc who would cole be w/o it? (/j) ,, the only difference is that, instead of it manifesting in “oooo chocolate cake & cookies & ice cream!!!” it manifests as “mmm baba w sugar n hunny.....” – not to say cole doesn't have his moments where he craves a cakepop over warm chocolate milk. zane usually is in charge of preparing his bottle bc he always gets it juuuust right

THE NINJA HAVE A BABY BAG IN CASE HE DROPS ON LONGER MISSIONS AAAAA ,,, cole's a lil embarrassed @ first & fervently insists that he won't be regressing on the mission, but it proves to be incredibly useful when he gets hungry in the middle of like, nowhere & there's a section completely dedicated to snacks & drinks

(... & when cole actually regresses bc of stress / sleepiness & they have the majority of his stuff on-hand)

jay can never escape being called a dingus no matter what. baby cole catches him doing something stupid? “ ‘ingus...”. a joke too corny for his taste? “ ’inguuus.” jay complains abt this unfair treatment, how he's being bullied by a baby & he is slandering him ... but no one comes to his aid. zane'll scoop up cole & say “hm, are you sure that was an unprovoked statement on his part?” while kai will just spout nonsense like “wooooow jay ... a power outage in ninjago city and bordering countries?” by your hands?” w/ lloyd n nya just shaking their heads. jay's like “GAAAAAAAASP, NOBODY is on my side??? coco is being a BULLY & you guys are just ALLOWING it???? i see how it is.......”. cole's laughing hysterically throughout all of this 🫶

honestly jay's the funniest person to cole when he's small. he could be being Himself & cole's losing his mind over it. nobody can compete against his hilarity no matter how hard they try. best way to tell when cole's dropping is if he's laughing way harder at one of jay's stupid jokes /silly

mmmhmdhsjshsi ,,, jay coming up w the nickname "coco" & callin him that as a joke while he's big, but cole just gets super fuzzy-brained bc ,,,,,,,, coco ........ ohohohohoh ,,,,,,, & jay is like “oh! mkay then!” now he uses it all the time when he's regressed hdksjdk

ON THAT NOTE, nya came up w "pebble", & just like "coco", it spread to the rest of the team like butter on a warm stack of pancakes. nowadays they very rarely use "cole" when he's small – why should they, when they have "pebble" & "coco" under their belts!

... kai calls him "coco pebble(s)" sometimes 🫢

spoiled to the max. he breaks the handle to his paci? don't worry, zane just ordered 6 more. he loses a stuffie? jay's giving 3 of his to him. he's hungry? nya's got several different flavors of milk in one arm & baggies filled with teddy grahams in the other. absolutely spoiled rotten

he doesn't have any of those fancy deco pacis bc hes v prone to dropping them in his sleep & doesn't wanna mess them up, so he gets the printed designed ones or the plain-colored ones & slaps some stickers on them :] he rlly likes his black-stickered paci but he's not picky!

lloyd loves joking abt how he's no longer the youngest on the team whenever cole drops. he'll walk into the room & say “guys, i'm not the youngest anymore!” without warning while cole's in his arms, half asleep w a paci

sometimes he feels like he shouldn't be regressing bc of his status as "the rock of the group" & gets hit with an influx of negative thoughts. like – he's their anchor, their strength, the glue that holds everyone together when things go south ... so what is he doing regressing of all things? if they don't have a rock, the team won't make it! all of that negativity :( hes prone to pushing down his regression & busies himself w other things until he just ... breaks. wooo :((

after day of the departed (read: cole gets his physical body back), he literally launches himself into his friends & snuggles them like there's no tomorrow in sight. for a good two weeks he's the clingiest baby boy to ever exist: holding everyone's hands, leaning against the nearest person, cuddling, sleepy cuddling – the most common occurrence bc sleepy cole is sleepy. GOODNESS hes so clingy!! if he's in the right (or ig wrong) mood he gets fussy if his human pillow moves away from him kdnfoendk. nobody minds at all; they got their baby boy back & that's all that matters <3

self-indulgent pkmn au hc: cole's midnight lycanroc may look scary (...and kind of is hssjskdje), but it's soooo sweet & gentle with him omg. it has special mittens it puts on its paws to keep from accidentally hurting him w its claws & 100% will help zane make a bottle or lloyd prepare a snack. the fur on its neck is mad fluffy - there have been many, many times someone's walked in on cole with his face stuffed in lycanroc's fur, fast asleep on its back while roc's layin there with him, tail slowly awag <3

[xumoonhao]

i was tagged by @onedirecton to tag 10 ppl i want to get to know better and make a few questions :3 hehe, thank you sm alice :3

favourite colour: purple, hehe :3 alice i love that we have the same fav colour 💜💜💜 favourite food: ahhhh, i love most things!!! i do have a soft spot for soups and stews tho like they are so so wonderful……… mutuals pls gather round im giving you all a bowl of w/e soup or stew you like rn 🍲 song stuck in my head: babaero by randy santiago!!! its been stuck in my head since i first listened to it like it really is just so good, god… funky city pop music is really everything to me!!!!!!!! absolute best genre of music ever <<<333 i give it one thousand million hearts <- this was my last obsession bc i wrote all these answers down like. a week ago and forgot to post it so now the song stuck in my head is dagundong by alamat :3 its so good btw~! last long i listened to: hala by alamat!!! spotify did the only good thing its ever done by reintroducing me to alamat again like they are So Good oh my god...highly recommend their music!!! the way they work Filipino history into their videos and songs is soooooooo beautiful omg..... dream trip: hhhhhh i want to go to SO many places but my absolute DREAM is japan!!! id love to check out tokyo bc its so not like where i grew up - a bustling metropolis is what i want to live in like literally get me outta my small town this is not the place for meeeeee 😭 - but nara….the deer there……….god i need to go so BAD and i also just want to go to a cherry blossom festival once like pls…pls :( other than tho id LOVE to visit the great bear rainforest!!! like it just looks so so beautiful and its really not too far from me omg……. last tv show/movie: im currently watching the cherry magic anime (it is so good and so cute omg i forgot how much i enjoy the story….) and rewatching kyou kara maoh which is really and truly such a beloved anime To Me like its absolutely ridiculous god i love it sm!!! and i dont remember the last movie i watched?? i Think it was skinamarink but i could be wrong bc i watched that early last year and surely ive seen a movie since then…? but also maybe not bc i truly do only watch like 1 movie a year 😭 <- also update to this bc i watched sweet home a couple days ago!!! it was quite good and i really enjoyed the practical effects in it :3 older horror movies really have such a beloved place in my heart ahhh...also in writing this i remember i watched The Thing after skinamarink...i. only watched horror movies apparently spicy/sweet/savory: SPICY 🌶️🌶️🌶️ i do like all these things but if i had to choose id def go spicy over either of these!!! i do like spicy + sweet tho like omg one time i had spicy chocolate frozen yogurt and it was sooooooo good !!! idk what was used to make it spicy but i Adored it wahhhh~

also!!! in your lil tag game it said to make a few cool questions so i will make some <<<333

If you could be any animal, would you choose to be a domesticated animal or a wild one? Domesticated can extend to a wild animal that has been individually raised in a home, i.e., someone raising a raccoon a pet.

What is your favourite medium of creation? If you don't really engage in making things, pick whatever you're most interested in trying :3 And by medium I mean everything from drawing or making music or writing…anything creative!

What is/are your favourite(s) combination of colours?

Imagine your perfect summer day; what does it look like? Give as much description as you want :3

What is your favourite celestial object?

now, ill tag @grlfriends, @kwonhochi, @vampirebiter, @wonhosgrl, @librapropaganda, @honeydewtual, @heartual, @10281, @taengoo, @morgoth, @bixiaoshi, @ghostfeather, @ashmp3, @lovenee, @earlymay, @anglerfishare1inchto3feetlong, and @huiven!!! only if you want, ofc :3 and i know it said only 10 ppl but you see. i lost count while tagging ......... but thats fine <3

[bellacardoza16]

Namor x Mexican actress reader imagine: broken mirrors

Description: this is a continuation of my previous Namor x reader imagine and it’s a flash forward to the year 1955 in New York City when the reader from the previous imagine has now been pursuing a career on broadway but she doesn’t know that Namor has a secret plan for her.

Namor was now in his throne room all alone until Attuma and Namora came in to check up on him.

“Cousin, what’s bothering you?” Namora asked in the Talocan language.

“I need to have Y/N immediately she belongs to me.” Namor replied back in his tongue as well.

“I also know what to do to make sure she’s mine.” Namor said confidently as he stepped back from his unfinished drawing of him and Y/N.

*time skip to 1954 in NYC*

You and your husband were now in NYC and you just got out for a new musical called Damn Yankees.

“How was the rehearsal?” Your husband asked.

“It was good. Next week, we’re going to do a blocking of act 1 and vocal work.” You said as you went to the fridge to make yourself a ham sandwich.

“Hey, be careful out there because there have been reports of drowning and flooding incidents at Coney Island.” Your husband said as he turned on the afternoon news.

“Oh my, that’s horrible. I will be careful for sure.” You gasped as your husband told you about the incidents.

*time skip*

As you decided to head off to bed, you suddenly heard a strange voice in your head calling you but once again, you shrugged it off and called it a night.

*time skip*

It was an ordinary day in rehearsal until all of a sudden there were leaks coming from the ceiling and you and the rest of the cast and crew had no choice but to evacuate.

“Oh god, this is a disaster.” You huffed as you were pacing around.

“Well, we just need to figure out how we are going to find a new rehearsal space, but at this moment I want everyone to go home because I have to talk with the management and housing team.” The choreographer said as he turned to both you and the cast.

As you and the cast went home, you were just in your own little world when all of a sudden, your husband runs up to you like he just saw a ghost.

“Y/H’s/N, what’s wrong?!” You screeched as he was panting.

“W-we need to go home right now because *huffs* there was a water leak at my work place and it became all flooded.” Your husband panted as the streets of Manhattan became all flooded and everyone was screaming in horror.

As you and your husband jumped on top of a car to avoid drowning, the water became stronger and the two of you were now submerged in the water as you were trying to save your husband but as the flooding stopped, you saw him knocked out cold.

“Mí amor, please wake up?!” You asked shakily as you were giving chest compressions and mouth to mouth.

“Please don’t leave me! Stay awake please I’m begging you!” You sobbed as he has now died from drowning.

“HELPPPPPPP!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!” You screamed as you begged for anyone to come to your aid.

*time skip*

As you got back from your husband’s funeral in Mexico, you decided to go to Coney Island to clear your head until you heard the siren song again.

“Try to lure me in however you can, it won’t work.” You declared angrily as you had ear plugs. You later realized it was a bad mistake because you now saw the same man and woman from before.

“Not you two again.” You sighed but later got ready to run this time. As you started to run away from them, the blue lady with the feathered headdress dragged you by your leg, removed your ear plugs, and later entranced you.

“Tleka tika chokatika uilotl, to tlahtoani doesn’t mitsneki nik tlachi tlasohtla inin.” (Why are you crying dove, our king doesn’t want you to look like this). Namora said as she wiped a tear from your face.

“Stay.” Namora commanded.

“Let go of me.” You cried out as Namora pinned you down until she motioned for Attuma to take off his mask so you can breathe underwater.

“No, no, d-don’t you dare.” You said groggily as Attuma placed his mask on you.

“It won’t work this time.” Attuma sneered in the same native tongue while he pressed the mask onto your face so you can breathe underwater.

*time skip*

As you were knocked out, you suddenly found yourself in the same cave again but wearing a different dress.

“AGAIN?! I HATE IT HERE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!” You screeched so loud that Attuma and Namora came running in with their spears ready to attack you until Namor came in and called off the attack.

“Both of you, leave now.” Namor commanded as Attuma and Namora were walking out.

“Oh my god, why I am here? Explain yourself now before I scream again.” You asked frantically while pacing around like a caged animal.

“Y/N, the real reason why you’re here is because I want you to be my wife and queen. on top of that, the three of us have discovered that you are the goddess Chac chel reincarnated.” He replied boredily as he looked at his nails.

“I-I’m who?!” You yelled as your voice cracked.

“Chac chel was the goddess of creation, destruction, childbirth, water, weaving, spinning, and divining. I was looking through your head-,” Namor added on before you cut him off.

“YOU CAN READ MY MIND?!” You shouted as you couldn’t believe the situation that you’re in.

“Y/N, I had to for a very good reason!” Namor yelled as he grabbed your arm, pulled you into a corner, and gave you a death glare.

“AND SO THAT REASON WAS TO SEND A FLOOD TO KILL MY HUSBAND?! AND ON TOP OF THAT, FLOOD MY ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD AS WELL?! SO HELP ME GOD, I AM GOING TO-, MMPGH!” You shouted as Namor covered your mouth in an attempt to calm you down.

“Please hear me out Y/N. I need to know if you have ever had weird dreams or any strange incidents growing up.” Namor pleaded with you as everything seemed to calm down.

“Well…., I got a bad cut on my knee when I was five years old, and it suddenly got better.” You added on when there was suddenly a long pause.

“What else?” Namor asked as he raised an eyebrow.

“When I was about 10 years old, I got strange headaches everyday, and my headaches caused me to hear people’s thoughts and…, oh my god.” You gasped as you realized that the headaches that you head when you were a child were actually signs of telepathy.

“Y/N, before you cut me off, I was about to tell you that other than having the abilities of healing and telepathy, you can manipulate water, you even have the abilities of telekinesis, you also have a sonic scream, you even have a deadly siren song, you can control the weather, you can manipulate earthquakes, you can also create powerful illusions based off of peoples fears and desires, you have a powerful sonic scream that can deafen your enemies ears, you can also weave items with the wave of your hands by pulling on the air and it will create a powerful string, and on top of that, you can also communicate with animals under the sea.” Namor smiled at you as he finished listing your abilities down.

“Oh wow, uh-, is there any other abilities that I have that I don’t know about?” You asked as you were trying to take this new information in your head.

“You can climb walls at greater heights and you’re much more stronger and faster than any normal human being.” Namor whispered huskily as he cupped your face with his two hands.

“Well, if I am truly an ancient goddess reincarnated, please tell me when to start my transformation.” You asked passionately as you were nervous yet excited for your rebirth.

“We can either start right now or tomorrow my love, it’s your personal choice.” Namor said as he held your hand and caressed it.

“I’m very tired Namor, can we please start tomorrow?” You yawned as your eyes start to get heavy until he carried you bridal style.

“Sleep well my queen, I can’t wait to see your rebirth.” Namor smiled warmly at you as he covered you with a blanket in the bed.

*time skip*

As it was a new day in Talokan, you decided to change into a new dress that was left on your bed by the handmaiden that was sent in by Namor.

As you changed into your new dress, you were then greeted by Attuma and Namora who were outside your bedroom door.

“Hola in futura reina, a futuro wíichan a táan pa'atik ti' u sala le trono utia'al u pajtal wáantik a yéetel a transformación. Ts'o'ok a li'iskaba?” (Hello my future queen, your future husband is waiting for you in his throne room to assist in your transformation. Are you ready?) Namora asked gently as she stood right by Attuma.

“Je'el namora, ba'ale' duda táan in ts'o'oksik.” (Yes Namora, I’m most certainly ready). You said confidently in yucatec Maya as Namora and Attuma stood by you all hand in hand.

As you made your way to the throne room, you were greeted by Namor and a handmaiden who had everything set up for the ceremony.

“Y/N, we have the drink all set up for you, but first lay down.” Namor said as he pointed to the bed which is where you will be laying on for the ceremony.

As you made your way to the bed, Attuma and Namora decide to stand by your bed to make sure nothing goes wrong in the transformation process.

As The handmaiden mixed the ingredients, she and Namor decided to help you up so you can drink the fluid.

“Drink my love, so you can see your true self.” Namor smiled at you as he handed you the bowl.

As you drank from the bowl, you decided to put it down once you felt dizzy and your body started to twitch.

“What’s happening to me?” You groaned.

“You’re going through a metamorphosis.” Namor said as he, Namora, Attuma, and the handmaiden looked in awe as you were transforming.

As the transformation was over, you demanded for a mirror, and gasped once you saw your now blue skin.

“My butterfly, do not be alarmed, this is just part one of your transformation.” Namor assured you as he ran his hand through your (H/L) hair.

“What do you mean?- AUGH!” You gasped as you felt like someone was strangling you until the handmaiden came in with a mask and placed it on your face.

“Shhhh, Inhalar yéetel exhalar, Chaambel.” (Breathe in and out slowly). The handmaiden hushed you as she took your hand and calmed you down.

“Beloved, before we restore your memories, I just want to tell you that you will not always need the mask to breathe in air.” Namor said as his hand was on your shoulder.

“W-what do you mean?” You stuttered as your voice was muffled under the mask.

“Come follow us.” Namor motioned with his hand as he took you, the handmaiden, Attuma, and Namora outside of the room and into the ocean.

As you swam all the way to the ocean, you now saw that your skin was no longer blue but back to normal, and that Namora took your mask off for you since her mask was also off as well.

“Beloved, when you are out in the ocean swimming, your skin will be back to normal, and you won’t need your mask to breathe because your gills will help you.” Namor explained as he and you locked eyes with one another.

“Oh, I never knew that.” You solemnly said with your head down until Namor picked your head up with a finger of his.

“Don’t be sad my love, you should be happy that you have abilities that many people don’t have.” Namor smiled as he showed all of his teeth.

“Yeah, I guess your right.” You sighed as you and Namor walked together hand in hand.

*time skip*

As you finally had your memories restored after many years, you were finally free from your mind imprisonment and addressed all the Talokanils.

“Paalal míos, teen vuestra reina Chac chel! Ka' yaantal atrapado ichil ya'abkach ja'abo'ob ti' jump'éel wíinkilil kajnáalilo'ob le superficie, finalmente ts'o'ok in suut! Jach séeba'an bey a ajawo' yéetel Teene' kula'anone' unidos bey juntúule', Talokan táan u yaantal ti' ma'alob k'abo'ob wéetel bey a reina!” (My children, it is me your queen Chac chel! After being trapped for many years in a surface dwellers body, I am finally back! As soon as me and your king are United as one, Talokan is going to be back in good hands with me as your queen!).

As you were dressed in a ceremonial gown with a headdress, you looked at your soon to be husband reassuringly.

“Liík’ik Talokan!” You and Namor shouted together.

“Liík’ik Talokan!” The crowd shouted back.

*time skip*

As you and Namor were finally married in a traditional ceremony, you couldn’t help but be proud of yourself on how far you’ve gotten with getting your memories back as Talokans long lost queen with the feathered serpent god Ku’kul’kan being your husband.

“I’m so happy that we are together again my queen.” Namor smiled seductively as he kissed your hand.

“If anyone tries to harm you or Talokan my love, I will destroy them no matter what.” You grinned evilly.

“Same goes for you, They’re going to have to deal with me.” Namor grinned back as he showed his pearly whites again.

As you and Namor were finally together again, the two of you are now ready to start your new life together and vowed to protect Talokan no matter what.

*THE END*

[schalotte]

oh my goddd i already disrespected myself so much this year what is wrong with meeeeee . i need to get into celibacy and not as a joke this time okay i just looked through screenshots of a chat w the situation and like what the fuck was i thinking ! what! why did i not get the hell out of there if not at the first sign of trouble then at the 10th perhaps! but no i really stuck it out didn't i. and for what i'm literally so embarrassed like girl you have got to start valuing yourself your time your peace of mind ...... oof!

[elytrafemme]

okay actually fucking level w/ me here. i meet this guy at a college day and we hang out the entire time including me eating dinner w. him and his MOM. and then we don't get contact info and i cry in the car and hotel bed Whatever. we end up at the same school and he accidentally gives me the wrong number and starts acting weird around me so i realize and get the right number from a mutual friend then text him then he never replies to my second round of texts post confirming but comes up to me later while i'm with a bunch of people and he's with a bun ch of people and interrupts a convo to say i'm SO sorry i didn't reply and invites me to this game night w 0 detail of when it'll be and i'm like it's fine lol who cares and then he never gives me info and never texts me back and starts ignoring me again and acting weird around me and then i talk to my roomate who fucking adores him like he hung the stars so i'm like okay for her i'll give him a shot so i text him again and he never replies but he does apparently seem sad the same day i text him but i haven't really run into him since . LITERALLY WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM MEEEEEE

[panvani]

I'm sleeping all the time nowwwww I feel like lately I've been taking at least once daily depression naps what's wrong w meeeeee

[icyfox17]

also the wilbur thingbhas subsided but been replaced by TWO DIFFERENT WHITE MEN WHAT IS WRONG W MEEEEEE

HELPPP rest in peace beaz, such is ur curse of life ig LMFAO

But who are they?? 👀/nf

[aemond1eye]

every day i have a headache....

[arokaladin]

can’t find my old version of this post to add to but, more things in the aro tag rn that mayhaps shouldn’t be:

ace stuff. so much ace stuff

‘date a [blank] suggestion’ type blogs because no one on this site possesses critical thinking skills

bdsm? like? not related to being aro or even queer in general just? random talk about bdsm? why

general lgbt posts that mention us fleetingly or not at all

anti terf memes. which im less mad about because yes I do fuckin hate terfs but thats still not the content I came here for

people straight up talking about crushes 

[shinees1of1-moved]

unfair by exo. making me cry my eyes out rn