#what is that really

[thetimelordbatgirl]

So uh, the now alleged villain of Descendants 5 is someone named....fucking Uyrn....

I...Fucking Uyrn??? What the actual fuck kind of name is UYRN??? I googled all I could and NOTHING came up, ironically spelling it as 'Uryn' got me a name at least from Scottland, but they spelling it like 'Uyrn' so I need to know where the fuck they got that name if this is true! Also a U name...they on their way to villainise another person of color aren't they??? Because a U name can only mean descended from Ursula's family and the only person who'd have a grudge against Red and Chloe for time travel is Uliana, meaning likely her kid is out for her revenge if this character is real and true to the film...aka Descendants cannot stop villainising POC even if you challenged them, because this would be the fourth film now in a row where it happens (D2-Rise of Red with Uma, Audrey and Uliana (do not count royal wedding as a film it was a short at best made to wrap shit up and its hint to Rise of Red ultimately had nothing to do with Rise of Red so...)). Also for some reason Disney really has a thing for giving Ursula random relatives if this character is true/real and turns out to be related to Ursula somehow, let alone loves making them all into villains somehow, two of which were caused by main characters actions that are somehow either ignored or likely to be treated to be good because look now Bridget is good- you can't be mad your mom's timeline got altered because look at Bridget and how good it is for her-

[letmebegaytodd]

Sewing pattern: this is NOT for beginners

Me, a beginner:

[tawnysoup]

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

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[queerautism]

This right wing social media influencer and former prison worker went to Fetish Con and got so so scared in her first 20 minutes she left lmao 😱

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[charmac]

[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[marfian]

So act 3 huh

[oidheadh-con-culainn]

as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"

[fly-chicken]

A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[bakerstreet-and-beyond]

There seems to be a general malaise on most of Tumblr about TikTok getting banned in the United States.

I understand the problems, "brain rot", whatever but- A government banning a social media app that opened the world for many people is legitimately scary and upsetting. Say what you want but, there are MANY global and local issues that would not have gotten the same traction, recognition, and outreach without TikTok.

And then add to this that Meta/Facebook was one the largest lobbyists working to get TikTok banned... Like- I think folks should be more concerned about the implications of what this means, especially since the ban goes into effect the day before inauguration.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[lylahammar]

the one perk he can't earn

[o0kawaii0o]

Nico Robin 🌸