#what is that on TV
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#boeing#funny#im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life#what in the tv detective show is this
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺
#plus what definitely canonically happened when this very important breaking news interrupted tv#are we sure this guy is allowed to be an overlord#imagining the audience just trying to enjoy their shows and then BOOM TV MAN AND HIS GAY INSECURITIES#your pitch crush is showing#radiostatic#i fell for the fucking tv#vox#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#alastor#katie killjoy#my art
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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)
Percy, listening to this on the train
#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE#this is what it’s like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasn’t#but they don’t know they weren’t#so you’re like um hey that’s fucked up and sometimes a crime?#you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they don’t believe you#you can hear the therapy bill racking up#annabeth chase#Percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#mine#adding on to my tags because some people are debating if that’s how love works#love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows#whereas how Annabeth says it#in my opinion at least#she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it#like with her mother#she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her#vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter#that being said I’m not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns#more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percy’s perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships
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love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"
#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson tv show#pjo series#i love his faceoff against mr d#'the FATE of the WORLD is at stake!'#'ok AND?'#percy is TRYING to refuse the call but the call KNOWS WHERE HE LIVES (and kidnapped his mom)#'i'm the son of SALLY JACKSON' what an icon
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i spent THIRTEEN YEARS waiting for an age accurate casting of percy jackson but now that it's here and i am no longer a child looking at heroes my age, i'm just plain HORRIFIED on behalf of these children.
#ANNABETH IS TWELVE. WHAT THE HELL.#PERCY IS SO SMALL. I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM AND PROTECT HIM FROM THE WORLD.#pjo tv show#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo show
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David Tennant being a lifelong Doctor Who fan who was inspired by the show to act, becoming the Doctor and Ncuti Gatwa who watched David Tennant and was inspired to act, playing the Doctor opposite David’s Doctor is the most beautiful thing
#This is a fanboy moment of immense proportions#Also they are both so silly it’s perfect#Dw spoilers#Doctor who#david tennant#ncuti gatwa#10th doctor#14th doctor#15th doctor#I’m just thinking of “I saw a regeneration scene on tv aged 3 and decided to be an actor” tennant#And ‘I watched David Tennant”s hamlet before drama school and realized that’s what an actor should be and what I should aspire to” ncuti#And that hug is so wholesome#it’s really come full circle#Also we can’t forget Mel for being the no 1 hype woman there
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#i saw the tv glow#jane schoenbrun#never in my entire life have i ever seen a movie that has captured what it feels like to be autistic like this one#mindboggling#anyway#art tag for the art guy
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part in the book where percy starts to realise something is Wrong about the casino because a guy he's talking to says "groovy" you will always be famous to me
#some guy: groovy!#percy: who says shit like that what's wrong w him#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo show#pjo series#pjo tv show#percy jackson show
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I Saw the TV Glow is such a uniquely, devastatingly queer story. Two queer kids trapped in suburbia. Both of them sensing something isn’t quite right with their lives. Both of them knowing that wrongness could kill them. One of them getting out, trying on new names, new places, new ways of being. Trying to claw her way to fully understanding herself, trying to grasp the true reality of her existence. Succeeding. Going back to help the other, to try so desperately to rescue an old friend, to show the path forward. Being called crazy. Because, to someone who hasn’t gotten out, even trying seems crazy. Feels crazy. Looks, on the surface, like dying.
And to have that other queer kid be so terrified of the internal revolution that is accepting himself that he inadvertently stays buried. Stays in a situation that will suffocate him. Choke the life out of him. Choke the joy out of him. Have him so terrified of possibly being crazy that he, instead, lives with a repression so extreme, it quite literally is killing him. And still, still, he apologizes for it. Apologizes over and over and over, to people who don’t see him. Who never have. Who never will. Because it’s better than being crazy. Because it’s safer than digging his way out. Killing the image everyone sees to rise again as something free and true and authentic. My god. My god, this movie. It shattered me.
#i saw the tv glow#I saw the tv glow spoilers#it is SUCH a queer story#the disassociation. the hiding in fiction to feel alive.#the horror of watching time tick by and knowing you’re not who you’re meant to be#the unique paralysis of staying put in hell because it’s safer than what might be over the horizon#the tragedy of trying to help someone who isn’t ready to be helped#god it’s so much. god. rarely do I walk out of a film and just stare soundlessly into space#anyway. please see this movie. although I sort of hope if you’re reading this post it’s cuz you already have#eta: I used he because the main character never quite vocalizes another pronoun#but this is SUCH a trans story. suuuuch a trans story. it is not even a little subtle#it’s so good and so so painful
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there’s something strangely gutwrenching about the solstice having already passed. there have been minor changes in the “side adventures” of the trio.
they know they’re entering medusa’s house. they go to the arch for sanctuary against echidna and chimera. they go to waterland to help ares and convince hephaestus to stop being like his family. they go to the lotus hotel to get help from hermes.
in the books they’re getting tricked and distracted and losing all of that time on their quest was an accident. but they still made it in the end.
but in the show? they did everything right. they were aware of where they were at all times. but then they go and ask for help.
they try to ask for athena’s help and she lets monsters into her temple because they “embarrassed her.” they try to ask for hermes’ help but he doesn’t tell them until it’s too late that the lotus hotel messes with time.
they basically did everything right on their quest only for their biggest failures to occur because of the gods.
but poseidon gives him four pearls. four, instead of three. one for sally too. but we already know that she gets left behind.
they tried so hard only for the deadline to lapse.
#percy jackon and the olympians#percy series#pjo tv show#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#pjo#pjo series#pjo spoilers#and if i cry then what#rick riordan when i catch you-
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i have a brain problem that prevents me from understanding people who need so much specifically newly-released TV shows that they're upset by the prospect of going a few months without new ones being produced
like they could stop making video games and books today and I wouldn't notice until sometime in 2026. honestly if they'd stop making new video games for a while that'd be kinda convenient. everyone take a break and let me catch up. I still haven't even played Persona 5.
#this is somewhat less applicable to movies#i can at least get why you'd care about a lack of new movies#because that's what theaters show#but your tv will show you whatever tv shows you feed to it#there's at least six or seven tv shows you haven't seen i bet
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#wordsbymm#mmybsdrow#artcalledgames#fore golf#watch out#witch ouch#mulligan#do over#sirens blaring#daily news#embossed my title#copy paste appear#oiled keyboards#tap dancing#what is that on TV#these days#hunger distain#hunger pains real#the cold is cold#add layers#stay warm#end of oil keyed punching#where are my gloves#for swinging#to do fur for sum some#see Sadler now on TV & Media#well now#could’ve comic a better Vance#he’s struggling#RumpT & Vancy eyeliner empty
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Lore accurate Fiddlestan
Og source^
#gravity falls#book of bill#stanley pines#grunkle stan#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#fiddlestan#fiddstan#meme#this is the worst year of Fiddlefords life#wasn’t sure at first who to make the person dropping the wallet but the one stealing it would always be Stan#made this in like 10 mins#while listening to takin what’s not yours by TV girl#I’m working on an actual comic I promise#schools been a bitch this week
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Something told me yall would like this
#2013 vox is so cute but what if i gave him depression#hes a bug bro#this is so niche like you have to know the origin of the bug vox and of dark mode vox and also know undertale HAHAHAHAHAH#this is content for nobody but the real ones#anyway#dark mode vox#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#vox#hazbin vox#my art#radiostatic#undertale
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Annabeth: admits she doesn't know something Percy: sounds fake but okay
#pjo#pjoedit#percyjacksonedit#percy jackson#tvedit#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson series#percy jackson spoilers#annabeth chase#thcrin#walker scobell#disneyedit#tuserkaz#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#leah jeffries#leah sava jeffries#mystuff#hes like what do you mean you dont know#you know everything lol#1k#5k#10k
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