#what is it even called

[ouroborosreilig]

i love dungeonm mesh hmrmmmmmmmmmm uhmmmmm

[coridallasmultipass]

Ok, guys, hear me out. Please. Just this one little thing. A small ship I present to you, and humbly ask for your consideration. If you will, please.

So, you know how people like DirkJohn (I'm people). Hear me out tho. This doesn't end here, because I also like DirkJake. (And DaveKat - DaveJohn, too, but not if Dave's with Karkat).

Well, as I'm writing a story idea just now, I thought, "Oh, wouldn't it be funny if I made this random story into Homestuck fanfiction?" And because I'm a little... you know... I rolled with it.

And now I'm faced with that dilemma. If Dirk has Jake, and Dave has Kat, who has John?

But here's a little secret. I needed a smart guy to talk numbers earlier in my notes, so I already have Lil Hal written down as a main character in this dumb idea I'm pulling out my ass heart right now.

And who do I have a Strider need for? John.

I present to you:

Lil Hal/John.

27 works on Ao3. That is not nearly enough.

[neos-schlond-poofa]

discovered the other day that "this is the one" is a divisive album in the hikaru utada fandom. like. the lyrics "honeys if you're gay, burn it up, like a gay parade, honeys if you're straight, pump it up, take it all away" doesn't automatically make it the top of your list?

[joooonbug]

I was tagged by @sehrgefaelltmir aaaaaa thank you so much!!!! Thank you for thinking of me🥺👉👈 anyways!! If you want to leave a message:

here’s my tree <3

I’ll tag @kenonade @raemenn @sakka-yarou @dinosaur-stickers and anyone who wants to do itttt <33 If you don’t wanna do it, no pressure!! It’s all good :))

[whatifwekilledgodandwebothgirls]

I gotta say , the 300 has a fucking wiplass inducing movie . Like first they lose me by making the men have short hair which is inacurate, then they win me by including the very well loved tradition of pushing messengers into well , then they loose me again by making leonidas fuck his wife in like ten difrent possitions in one night . I would be ok with five , maybe six , seven is pushing it , but on my screan there was just an absurd amount of positions, like every second they were in a new one . Why . Who does all that in a single night . Are they trying to overcompescate for every other movie in existance who only makes the characters fuck in missionary for the entire length of a movie ? Are they trying to fix the average of sex possitions per movie by doing some wierd spider george shit? Like every movie has one possitions , exept outlier cercy lanister and leonidas , who do a diffrent possition evey shot . It was such a wierd sex scene . What the fuck was that even about

[dirtytransmasc]

the men and boys are innocent too.

we cry "the innocent women and children" to appeal to the masses, to try and force their sympathy, but the men and boys are innocent too.

I have seen sons crying out for their mothers, their fathers, their siblings. I have seen them break down at the loss of their families. I have seen them cling to their dead and grieve.

I have seen fathers cradle their dead children, seen them kiss their faces and hold their little hands. I have seen them faint with grief when asked to identify the dead. I have seen them carry their sons and daughters. I have seen them fasting to provide what little they can for their families.

I have seen men and boys digging through the rubble with just their bare hands, I have seen them comforting strangers, playing with children, rocking them, hushing them, even if the face of such imminent danger. I have seen them cry, seen them grieve, seen them break down into each other's arms, seen them be selfless, beyond selfless, becoming something I don't have a word for.

I have seen the men who are doctors refuse to leave their patients, even when they have no medicine or supplies to give them, even when they're threatened with bombings. I have seen fathers who have lost all their children pick orphans up into their arms and proclaim them their child so they are not alone. I have seen men and boys digging pets out of the rubble.

the men are innocent too. the men and boys are being hurt and killed too. the men and boys are grieving too. the men and boys are scared too. the men and boys are fighting to save their people too. the men and boys deserve to be fought for too.

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[bi-writes]

ok ok how about mute?ghost who you aren't sure if he's actually mute or if he just chooses not to say anything. you hear a different answer from everyone you ask. (18+)

ever since mexico, wouldn't say a fucking word.

nah, mate, he's been zipped shut since he enlisted.

heard it was a mad accident.

what you mean? heard him telling off privates not even a year ago!

well, since you're a certified yapper, and ghost can't (won't) tell you to shut up, you make him your living diary. whenever you see him around, you sit next to him, stop by his office, hop up onto his desk and talk to him. you tell him about your day, about the recruits that bother you the most, about the meals in the mess hall being worse on saturdays than on mondays (fuck, you'd think the weekend would put some pep in their step, no?).

but gosh, when ghost finally had you seated in his lap with your pants around one ankle, you really weren't expecting to hear him.

pussy-drunk, tongue out, hands gripping your ass as he listens to the wet smack of your thighs against his, and that's all it takes for him to let out the filthiest groan you've ever heard, enough to make you spiral, see red-hot stars, to shake and cry until you're cumming and babbling and even more incoherent.

when they talk about ghost, you still keep your mouth shut. you're still not sure if he talks, fuck if i know, is what you say.

but if you suck his cock just right, you're certain he's singing.

[random-fun-polls]

There is a way of washing your body where you stand use just a damp wash cloth to clean yourself, and you don’t stand under water or in a bath. Do you call this a:

- top and tail

- pta/ pits tits ass

- dry bath

- other (put in tags pls)

- never heard of this

[3liza]

hot autistic adult women are always saying they're doing fine really and everyone is nice to them and they just need to figure out a few little things and then everything will be perfect

[tenaciousruineroftheinternet]

So I was talking to my sibling and they were talking about a pain they had in the inside of their elbow. As all educated people know, the elbow is also called the "weenus" (though technically that only refers to the loose skin on your elbow, not the point)

Anyway, so they keep talking and I just say "Yeah, your poor wagina" and they stop...

I'm just saying. Weenus, wagina, makes sense to me

[originalartblog]

Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

[akanemnon]

THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE (emotional damage that is)

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[alaraxia]

needless to say the vibes were in shambles

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was thinking about how Chilchuck was the same age as young Senshi when he became a parent, and thought about if they had been the same age at a different point in their lives.....

this isn't necessarily ship because they SUPER wouldn't get together in this scenario but that makes it hurt more..... the 'almost's that are inherent to childhood puppy love.... and fleeting moments.... and growing up too fast..... augh!

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

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