#what in the wacky episode

[martharaccoon]

Mr & Mrs Smith TV Show

Spoilers// first thoughts while watching

Episode 2 Second Date

*touches the other side of the bed*

Is she looking for John??!?

Oh… for max… i thought there was a time jump 💀

Max chilling with John is everything

Snooping, come on now Jane 😭

Well at least she was straight up with it ig

Well i mean they aren’t normal so I guess it’s not as bad

😟 not the XXX website 😟

Girl did that on purpose to mess with him lmaoo

“Do you have a cat?” 🤨 ya uh bye bitch don’t talk to me

Jane slays

“What’s up with that guy?” John

“I don’t know but he’s kinda of hot tho” Jane😃

John : ☹️🤨

John did not like that 😭

Oh he’s down bad already

“Let’s make a pact, get money, go our separate ways, no sex” ya uh how long we thinking that’s gonna last

Mr. Hihi should’ve just went into match making as a job instead of this spy stuff.

Like bud keeps matching people that are compatible then they go AWOL like his greatest gift keeps screwing up his job.

Like just make your own dating app, you’ll have a lot more success there

Theory: Mr. Hihi is the neighbor

I’m just going to ignore what she did in the mirror there

John got that 20/20 vision, couldn’t be me

Nah I don’t like this bidder, brother you can’t just go and get in peoples personal space like that. Leave bow tie guy alone

John about to Rizz up this man

What

Is

Happening

“Your both dogs” what tf is going on rn 💀💀

😭😭😭 oh hell nah

Save me some one

HELpPPPPPPPPPPP

Stick him with the needle plzzzzz

Guys I can’t even explain what I just witnessed

Uh oh

This mission is screwed

Or not?

“I was with this man as a dog!” 😭😭

“Your just lonely” okay but that’s not a crime

Called them out fr

Mission half successful 🤷‍♀️

I mean nobody cared about this guy so

It’s time to get chopping

Jane: “Do you feel bad, I feel really bad”

John: *nods*

He getting it guys, he’s getting it

They got a movie theater?!??! Lucky bastards

I knew she put the porn there for him 😭😭

Jane: “And when I say out, I mean O-U-T out!”

John: 😑

Jane: 😬

Them messing with each other is gold

“Do you want to kiss me?” 😦😦😦 omg omg wait wait

“Yeah I’ll kiss you” guys wait what wait I was not expecting this in episode 2

Oh we getting serious real quick

That pact did not last a damn day 😭

Okay 3 strikes your out with this whole mission business. They can only fail two more times without backlash. And I’m guessing that backlash is death.

[egophiliac]

What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333

I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.

and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like

this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways

[steakout-05]

i love how early on in the series Star Trek TNG established that Data is fully functional and that he can, in fact, have sex. like as if they knew that was something someone was inevitably gonna ask and they just wanted to get it out of the way first thing. they literally had him bang someone and then act like a drunk idiot immediately after the pilot episode aired and i think that's so fucking funny.

early TNG establishes three main things about Data's character: Data is an Android. Data cannot feel emotions. this Android can FUCK.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

[azuresquirrel]

the Dunmeshi episode 3 Senshi pantyshot

[hamsternamedmarinette]

...i kinda want an ep where the parents have to fill in for the superheroes, i think itd be INSANELY chaotic but so so worth it.

THE WAY I'D EAT THIS UP LMAO

Like I know it'd be such a gimmick episode but there's a reason TV shows do gimmick episodes. Because they're FUN

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Getting used to the boy before settling in for some page inking using these old sketches.

[demigodofhoolemere]

Me: Oh yay, an animation for The Celestial Toymaker!

*looks at it*

Me:

[msnihilist]

I never get tired of watching The Disaster/The Rerun. Television peaked here, I'm not even kidding.

[hand-of-devotion]

Honestly the conversations that were had at All-Minds-Burn feel like the best summary of what’s probably going on internally with Ashton and has been since roughly Issylra.

The whiplash of their mental state in the span of like 30 minutes. Being told by one of their childhood friends who left them to die that they’ve always been pretty broken. Then the second another one of his closest childhood friends expresses some fear towards him he’s like. “Yeah. Even though I really don’t want to hurt you I literally can’t promise that I won’t because I’m broken and can’t control myself.” Obviously Imogen HEARS all this so the second they leave she’s reassuring them that they’re an important part of the group as well as someone ~ special ~ and INSTANTLY he’s jumping on it like. “Yeah, of course! We’re all SO special. I already knew that. Let’s go save the world together.”

Truly encapsulates the wild up and downs recently of being told they’re simultaneously a fate bound enigma sent to aid in saving the world as well as a dangerous vessel to unknowable ancient powers who could kill everyone into such a shorter period of time lmao

[skunkes]

OMG you like moral orel?? who is your favorite character :]c *Blinking and fluttering my eyelashes beautifully*

i watched the whole thing in a few days, ended yesterday. My faves are nurse bendy and joe (together and as a unit), stephanie (individually and then as a unit with the reverend but i dont like him individually), + danielle, of course

[smaeemo]

Does Grover from Sesame Street live in a trash can because of their economy, or because he truly believes that’s all he deserves.

[myimaginationplain]

steven quartz cutie-pie demayo diamond universe has canonically committed manslaughter & attempted murder. he really did. I love that for him so much & I'll never be over it for as long as I live

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Rescue 77 S01E03 A Bumpy Ride.

[itwoodbeprefect]

i don't have a point here except ???, but i realized today that starsky & hutch episode the psychic a) was written by micheal mann of (among many other things) classic crime thriller heat fame, and b) contains a baffling amount of (references to) crossdressing. it's one of the two episodes that opens with starsky and hutch chasing a guy in a dress (which gives us the "well i don't know, you('d) look rather nice in basic black and pearls" starsky-to-hutch line), later on they interrupt a robbery being committed by ANOTHER guy in a dress (and grey wig, posing as an old lady - presumably with the intent to disguise his identity rather than express some part of it, but who knows), and THEN they meet a hot lady mechanic who among many fast lines says to starsky "i'm really a basketball player in drag. whatever turns you on, honey" (interestingly timely, considering starsky's earlier comment about hutch). and finally, not entirely related but also not unrelated, there's these people at a laundromat hutch hits up on his mad phone chase at the end of the episode:

so yeah. ???.

[kurokoros]

first of all, the duffers absolutely didn't have the full series planned out from the start because Stranger Things was originally pitched as a limited series with 1) the potential for a direct "sequel" that would follow the younger kids as adults (basically, they pitched "It") or 2) an outright sci-fi horror anthology. second of all, even if the duffers did have everything mapped out from the start that doesn't mean that plan isn't garbage.