#what in the actuak fuck

[buckys-metal-arm]

Twice now I have looked at the Marvel What If season lineup and been disappointed they aren't doing What If Thor Was Raised by Frost Giants. Tragic.

Especially because Frost Giant Thor would've been a better more interesting addition to the Guardians of the Multiverse than... Frat Boy Thor

[ohdeergood]

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

The minute this showed up I KNEW it had to be about Jon, Martin and presumably Jonah, especially as ‘Augustus’ reading the results got gradually more intense until it sounded like he himself was the one calling for help, and then cut off entirely, back to the normal, robotic explanation.

(Edit: Clearer thoughts on this here now that I’ve had time to think about it)

And then, as if to add to this.

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAK FUCK.

‘Who?’ IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND.

[the-real-nevada]

WHAT. THE ACTUAK FUCK.

- @louisiana-official

MWAHAHAHAHA

we like to fuck sorryyyy (we're not)

we have needs. and kinks. and issues /j

[dsmpkinfessions]

I reallt dont know a lot of dsmp just a few pieces and stuff abt quackoty's lore so I really dont know how the actuak fuck I ended up kinning a ghost but you know? I guess things are that confusing sometimes

I am not really sure what to say but sometimes I wonder how it was

Sometimes I just vibe and relax and feel like I am falling down in the grass not doing anything

Odd feelings indeed!

-ghostbur⭑

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[svnoohe4rts]

SNOW, THE AMOUNT OF FUCKBOY / FRAT BOY VIBES THIS IS GIVING

also im. fine i have so exams next tho

-heeeeeeetiddies

NO WHATBIS THIS. WHAT THE ACTUAK FUCJ IS THIS BEHAVIOR. WHO ALLOWED THIS WHO THE FUCK TOLD HIM THIS WAS OKAY it’s lowkey giving gameover!hee tbh … prolly the fratboy vibes

also omfg i absolutely hated exams … i know you’ll ace that shit though baby <333

[bringmcresorrows]

what the actuak fuck. you have to be kidding me

erinrussellphotography

[ziggystrdust]

I SEE DAVID BOWIE I CLICK. HI NEW FREN

U LOOK LIKE SUCH A SICK PERSON WHAT THW ACTUAK FUCK??!!?? HEY

[sheskindaperfecttryhardboys]

WHAT THE ACTUAK FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW HANG EM HIGH!?!?

[martian-writes]

🎄Holiday Blues🎄

I have thought! Hear me out!

I know we see Katsuki as like a holiday grouch/grinch

But what if it was Izuku?

What Izuku hates holidays like thanksgiving, christmas and new years because its always "spend time with your family, your loved ones"

But its only ever been him n his mom. Especially after his fall out with Katsuki even the Bakugos stopped coming around.

When Inko got sick it just had to be around the holidays. And when she passed it was around the holidays.

It was no dad, no best friend and then no mom.

For a really long time. So no Izuku doesnt like the holidays, no Izuku doesnt get excited.

Yes Izuku is sitting in a corner of the class 3-A dorms babysitting his hot chocolate while everyone else enjoys the christmas party.

He has tried to leave 3 times and just kept getting pulled right back. Izuku sighs sipping his hot chocolate before walking toward the front of dorms and leaving out the front door.

Kirishima slaps a hard hand into Katsuki chest

"Bro whats up with Midoriya he looks like he rather die then be here" He says

Katsuki slaps his hand "Get off me meathead"

Katsuki eyes scan the room for Izuku seeing those clunky red sneakers exiting through the dorm doors.

"Its because he would" Katsuki replies shoving his eggnog into Kirishima's hand.

Katsuki weaves his way through the crowd, grabbing his jacketand a scarf.

He opens the front door to find Izuku sitting on banister watching the snow fall.

Katsuki drops his jacket on to Izuku shoulders before wrapping his scarf around his neck.

"Kacchan" Izuku says breathy looking at him "what are you doing youll get sick"

"Oh fuck off. Youll get sick and youll make your fucked up bones act up sitting in the cold like this"

Izuku laughs but it lacks actuak happiness "I didnt know Kacchan worried so much about me"

Katsuki nudges him "course i do. Someone has too"

Izuku has a ghost of smile on his face.

They sit in silence before Katsuki speaks

"How many years?" He pauses "since auntie?"

Izuku huffs like he has to actually think about it

"Itll be five years christmas day"

Katsuki hums.

Snow falls, laughter of their friends filled the quiet air around them, the mood should be happy, jolly.

Tis the season.

Its anything but that.

"Why you let them drag you down here huh?" Katsuki ask

"Ochako and Shoto wouldnt take no for answer" izuku says "I didnt wanna be a grinch and say i hate christmas"

"You hate all the holidays"

Izuku scratches his cheek "Yeah well nothing good comes from them for me. Why would i love them?"

"What if i told you i could change that?"

Izuku laughs and looks at Katsuki "how could you do that?"

"Like this"

Katsuki presses his lips to Izukus. Nothing crazy just their lips pressed together but it was enough for Izuku to get the message. Turning his head to the side, Izuku deepens the kiss.

When they pull away their faces are red and it isnt from the cold.

"Not how i planned to confess." Katsuki breathes and Izuku laughs "How did you plan too?"

Katsuki rubs the back of his neck "i was going to go visit aunties grave with you"

"Kacchan you do that every year"

"Yeah well i wanted to tell auntie im gonna take care of you a-and she doesnt need to worry"

Izuku smiles softly watching as Katsuki's ears turn pink

"Then ask her if itd be okay i date you. I know she cant answer but i just- still wanted to ask"

Izuku places his hand on Katsuki cheek making the blonde look at him. "Thats really sweet Kacchan"

"I had whole date plan too" Katsuki says "i wanted to make christmas feel special for you again"

"It might take forever" Izuku whispers leaning closer "But its a start"

"Ive got my whole life too"

They kiss again, ignoring the way their friend whoop n cheer in the background.

So yes Izuku hates the holidays but maybe, just maybe they arent all so bad.

End 🧡💚

[fire-but-ashes-too]

i'm doing maths rn WHAT THE ACTUAK FUCK ARE MULTIPLICATIONS WITH POLYNOMIALSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cherrysakuchan]

I NEED him to strangle me...with love of course. 🤤

[nounaikakumeiigirl-archived]

HE FUCJING KILLED ALICE

ALICE IS DEAD

AND NOW HES WORKING WITH HIYORI SO HE CAN WIN

BUT UNDERSTAND BESTIE HE JUST KILLED ALICE NO MERCY AND KURUMADA SAID THAT HE COULD HEAR HIM LAUGHING HAPPILY ABOUT IT

he did

WHAT

[divorcebf]

cornelia street is one fucked up song god i sincerely hope taylor swift goes to hell

[othercrossee]

Le sser*fim has more production values than everything svt did, theyre this amazing and still

[lanceist]

If you claim to love keith but treat him as this perfect hero who has never made any mistakes and always does the right thing and justify all the bad things he did and you look completely beyond his character flaws and problems and act like people who don't do that hate him, then i got new for ya buddy. You dont actually love keith, cause if you would you'd acknowledge his flaws and the things he's done wrong and hope to see him grow from that and develop instead of throwing away a big chunk of his character for your idolized "perfect fav uwu" that you're so in love with