#what in “Hell” is Bad?

[bakdbfi]

I want more Solomon and mc moments !

I want mc to experience a platonic relationship and CRAVE more of them.

I want Solomon to teach them magic because no one else is and mc never has opportunities to learn on their own.

I want them to bond in a way neither the demon nor minhyeok could possibly give them.

I want Solomon to make me feel loved and appreciated in a way they have never been since the death of their parents and it really hits them HARD.

I want mc to be able to release all of her stress on their pesdo father figure, tell them the fears they have of feeling useless and good for nothing, how it hurts to always be called someone else's name and I want Solomon to comfort them and help with their insecurities

I want Solomon to be able to give mc advice for them to have someone to criticize them without tearing them down. Someone to tell MC "this isn't healthy. They need to respect boundaries. You are not me" making them feel less alone

I want Solomon to tell MC some EMBARRASSING SHIT about the kings and the nobles

Solodad supremacy!

Please pb please I'm begging you.

[cringe6fail6star6]

Random headcanon: Fanfics/arts edition

Foras reads MC x reader fics online.

As a matter of fact, everyone does, he just has more opportunities.

Sitri does too but he found an search engine extension that changed MCs name to Solomon. Also has a old ass account with specifically longest collection of first Solomon x Reader he commissioned personally from Astaroth.

I feel like Belphegor would commission someone to draw manga about himself n MC. Probably gives good tips too (added by Beleth or Gusion).

Idk why but I think some of them(Leraye n Gehanna gang specifically) have like meetings where they read each other's fanfics. Friendly competition. Like 2 devils always win the writober, guess who those devils r.

Belial probably had an ASMR channel where he did collabs with Astaroth. Now this account is well edited videos of random stuff. Or speedpaints.

N on speedpaints - Bathin loves them. Makes his own but anonymous.

Asmodeous has made his favorite fanfics into a hard cover books. Some of them are already ruined, but no worries, he can make new ones whenever he wants.

Lucifer tried to write a fanfic bc Gamigin got curious about them, but he's writing is just so "biblical" n uses "thy" "thyne" "thee" it was hard to read without a translator.

If MC writes fanfics/draws commissions - every devil will ask for a commission with MC x reader. Only few will go anonymous for this, and probably only for the first time - after that you will draw their face kissing urs.

Oh the shipping wars get uglier than war against angels. And angels aren't exempt from this one either.

Raphael has anon account to commission MC for MC x angel!reader stuff, gets weirdly into details but pays well... Just don't think about where he got money from.

[sparkbeast20]

Got bored and made this, our group sees Barbatos as a bee XD

[allhailmeandmy]

Nightmare threesome: beel and asmo

Cuz they have low key the same type, i mean you can be as stinky, hairy , and they'd want to hit more cuz of it

They're the two love interests who actively tell mc they could gain more weight, so they somewhat like the same type

And you know there is no stopping either, beel will octotriple and have all his close fuck the shit outta you, and asmo is asmo, if you have his card yk you will go unconcious for weeks, like no exaduration they can and will go for weeks, they won't ( i hope) cuz they know mc is just human, who knows maybe they'll fuck each other as mc rests, they'll both eat, lick ,fuck, bite, love you till you pass out, i mean, one in the mouth one in the back

They're a dangerous duo, call mammon, lucifer and Satan for protection

[wihellib]

So since Beel Bath is coming to the standard pool in three months, are they going to add Beel’s icons (for dark sanctuary, my devils, etc.) to the nightmare pancake shop? Not Beel Bath icons, just normal Beel. Since you can only get those if you purchase the nightmare pass. I don’t think they’re going to run the NP again since he’s going in the standard pool, so if they don’t add those icons to the pancake shop, then there will be no way to get the standard Beel icons (unlike the other Kings), which would be very unfair.

[romeodraw250]

OH DONT GET ME STARTED I HAVE A FOLDER OF IT.

Well it's not hot. But because I'm Aroace. My brain had a good blue screen.

Mostly for this one in Mammon's h scene in the main story.

THIS IS HOW MAMMON MADE ME FALL FOR HIM. THIS MF.

This one hurt a bit. I really liked it too.

In general, I don't really like the sexy tango cause eh, it makes me laugh more than anything. For exemple this

The realization is just hilarious. Rip mc

Others but apparently I can't put any image anymore:( so it'll be for another time mwhehehehehe.

I have been watching videos on booktok reviews and hearing the way the stories are written and the dialogue makes my ears bleed and I wanna die from embarrassment

SO I know that WHB doesn’t have the best writing, but it’s getting better, BUT I wanna know what’s the hottest/sexiest line that one of the kings, or nobles has ever said?

[hunterkhean]

Kasory (6'5) and Satan (5'10) standing next to each other while Talking

Mammon: *Stare*....

Leviathan: What are you doing?

Mammon: if Kasory Is the size of a normal cat doesn't that make satan a Kitten if he turned into a cat? Or is he one of those... 'Munchkin' Cat?

Beelzebub: *WHEEZING IN THE BACKGROUND*

Satan: *who heard it all* I'M NOT THAT FUCKING SHORT YOU DICKHEAD!!

Kasory: *gesturing to their Height difference with newfound amazement* tiny kitten

Satan: STOP IT!!!!

[gr1m-c0l0rs]

Sunny and Minhyeok’s friendship

wanted to post something before I post the valentines collab on the 14th, so I tried exploring my WHB! MC (Sunny) and Minhyeok’s childhood friendship.

Sunny and Minhyeok first met each other at Sunny’s elementary school. Minhyeok’s family just moved from South Korea to the United States.

Sunny was really excited to meet the new kid, especially after finding out he’s Korean (like him). Sunny didn’t realize Minhyeok couldn’t speak English at all. Sunny asked his dad to teach him a few phrases in order to make Minhyeok feel welcome.

After this, Sunny and Minhyeok became close friends, with Minhyeok teaching Sunny Korean and Sunny teaching Minhyeok English.

(Sunny gave him the nickname ‘Minnie’ until he could properly pronounce his full name. However, the nickname stuck for years to the point where Minhyeok gets fearful whenever Sunny doesn’t call him by his nickname :))

Middle school and high school was relatively normal for the two

Freshman year of high school, Minhyeok was the first person Sunny ever came out as bigender

Sunny would constantly rope Minhyeok to do stupid shit with her

Senior year of high school, Sunny’s parents died, leaving her to isolate and practically cut contact with the Kim family.

Minhyeok never stopped trying to contact Sunny, even though he wouldn’t respond.

Sunny and Minhyeok wouldn’t see each other for the next 2 years

After 2 years of not seeing each other, Sunny arrived at Minhyeok’s door, disheveled with tears streaming down his face. Sunny poured everything that had happened in the past couple of years (from underage drinking to being in an abusive relationship with an older man) while repeatedly apologizing to him for leaving him in the dark. Minhyeok would say nothing, giving Sunny comfort.

Sunny would gradually get better with Minhyeok’s help, but she would still have long depressive episodes.

Sunny and Minhyeok would then get an apartment together with the remaining money Sunny had from his parents’ inheritance. Minhyeok would still be in university, and Sunny would take online classes (while doing camgirl/boy secretly to help with rent).

[ankiebitez]

GUYS AMON CONTENTTTTTTTT AND ON MY BIRTHDAY GOD TRULY WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS🙏

[r0-boat]

WHB Asmodeus Nsfw Alphabet

This is going to be the most unholy thing I've written aaaa

Cw: feminization Kink, slightly misogynist?? (He thinks he is the ultimate male and anyone That isn't him are underneath him and his to take) , breeding/pregnancy, aphrodisiac, pheromones, Marathon sex, primal Kink, noncon, (honestly I think he should be a trigger warning in itself)

Gn! Mc

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Good males take care of their females; they should cherish their lover's body just as passionately. Since he is the prime partner, he is the king of aftercare.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yes.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Don't get me wrong, he does like seeing come all over you, but All of his seed must go in you. Whether it be your mouth or your whole body, you had better not waste a single drop. And if any does, he'll just use it as an excuse to fill you up again.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I don't think it's a secret but... He wants to have and orgy with all the kings and you. Even if they don't let him touch them. He would be just fine to see how they fuck you.

Oh how he dreams of seven of the most powerful demons in hell descending upon you like rabid sex addicted beasts ruining you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Honey he is the experience...

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Mating press, pressing your body down, forcing you to do nothing else but take him.

With gravity and the wild thrusting of his hips doing all the work as he jackhammers down into you nice and deep, gravity will do all the work for him when he finally explodes deep inside of you.

All that while he holds you tightly his hands giving access to your body, as well as his eyes and nose to take you in.

The two of you will be consumed in each other

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Yes. He knows he looks intimidating, So it's surprising, but instead of taking you right there and then, he wants to talk to you, crack jokes, tease you, and be goofy; he needs to get all that out before he fucks you so hard. You can only respond in moans and screams.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Sometimes. Really depends on his mood.

Sometimes, he does shave, but most of the time, he has a little bit of hair down there as well as a happy line going up to his belly button.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

I think Asmodeus is very intimate with hugs, kisses, cuddling, and rubbing against you.

He will spoil you. he is the romance. If he really wants you, He will make it known.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Asmodeus jacks off before sex, And it's always before sex. He can't help it. He just gets a little excited :). When you're taking your clothes off? He's touching his dick. When he's kissing you? Fucking his hand.

He's touching himself until he's inside you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He likes everything but he has a few that drives him wild.

Asmodeus loves primal sex, biting, wrestling, growling, fucking doggy, and predator/prey. Demons, Angels, or humans are all animals and slaves to their instincts.

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT-.

"But Ro, what if I'm a dude?" Not with him, you're not. He wants you nice and cute for him, a lovely little dress perhaps? Makeup so he could make it run later. Some lovely stocking that hugs your thighs. Why are you so nervous, Child of Solomon? You look so adorable!

He wants to corrupt you and give you kinks that you never thought you would have. Make you drunk on his scent and cock until you're nothing but his mindless little cock slave lover. Wouldn't that be nice? If it were up to him. If it were really up to him. After this silly little war, He would keep you barefoot and pregnant; he's already lost two of his lovers... He will not lose another one.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere everywhere.

However, there is nothing more sexy than taking you in front of an audience That looks at you, hungry for a taste, but they're not allowed to have you until he's done unless permission is given.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Anything could turn him on. You could be with him, his arm around you, and he could start whispering how much he fucking wants you right now. He only gives you warnings and meetings, though. If not, he'll just drag you somewhere else to fuck you. You're not safe.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nope :) He's a whore your honor

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Mmm, mouths. He likes mouths, inexperienced or not, you'll have you gagging on his cock. Your muffled cries and gags will make him throb.

On the other hand, his mouth tasting your sweet, sweet juices. Eating you out like a starving man, he'll make you cry and scream on his tongue alone.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes slow and sensual, but Asmodeus prefers primal. He wants to bite you on the neck and take you hard and fast. Chasing orgasm after orgasm until you are full and bred, and even then, I don't think he'll stop.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies do not exist to Asmodeus, a concept of a quickie for him lasts for a day.

"You want me to stop being inside you because you have something else more important? What's more important than me???"

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Oh, he experiments. You'll not be doing the same thing twice, that's for sure. Well, except for breeding, just let him fill you up, please, just one more time...

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Literally days, literally days... You will not leave that bed for 3 to 4 business dick appointment days

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Oh yes definitely He has a whole closet full of toys and that's not even his full collection. There's more in the prison!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Seeing you so small and pitiful, having you whine and beg for his cock fills his ego please do it more.

"Just one more whimper? Come on beg me one more time... Oh darling say my name like that again; I promise I'll be inside you soon just do that again!"

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud and proud, grunting, growling, groaning, mewling moaning everything

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Asmodeus has bad bad baby fever.

He misses being a father. Not only that, he also misses filling someone up to the brim, knowing full well that they are claimed. He misses the way breasts swell when they are full with milk. And he misses that swollen tummy when it's filled with his spawn.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Not too big not too small literally perfect, beautiful cock that looks so good it's fake.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Yes.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

No. Man has infinite stamina. Infinite stamina to leave you curled up in his bed he'll smile because he knows no one can be as hungry as he can. He'll kiss you and leave you there as he goes off to do something else or do someone else, lol.

[synne-ful]

I'm sorry Solomon, I had to do it HAHAHA

[d34dlysinner]

RAAAAA

ALL THE KINGS

[cringe6fail6star6]

WHB imagines: MC/You are ticklish n how devils react to this information

Satan: kills u

Mammon: Kills u

Beel: kills u

Leviathan: kills u twice

Lucifer: licks ur tears n kills u

Belphegor: kills u

Every devil: kills u

Seraphs: kills u

U r dead now, dont let them find this out or u will die, they won't stop until u die

[sparkbeast20]

The difference swimwear for MC in Mammon's Victory card

Plus a trophy he made with MC's likeness

[allhailmeandmy]

Im not familiar with dnd, nor if what i have in mind is dnd

But au where mc doesn't make pact with satan to save minhyeok, instead descends to get him back from the dead using necromancy

( and idk collects the kings by accident cuz they thing its hot or whatever idk my mind is minhyeok wired and it's late)

[wihellib]

By a large margin, Gamigin won the favourite chapter 7 H scene here.

I definitely prefer Barbatos’ H scene, even though I like Gamigin more as a character. This is mainly due to a let down in expectations. I was really hoping for a cute, blushy dragon. But that’s not what we got. Which isn’t bad, just not what I personally wanted.

I love how much Barbatos constantly praised and complimented us. The CG was great. I like the sun and flower metaphors. The MC showed a bit of backbone and forwardness. Overall, it was a very well done H scene.