#what in “Hell” is Bad?

[0n1omi]

Eh? Lucifer pp bigger than mammon

All the introductions for the Kings so far.

[sparkbeast20]

[d34dlysinner]

I’ve seen a lot of backlash about the new torture card and was wondering what makes it so bad?😭

Long story short on why the Satan tortured card is insanely bad.

Warning... SA

First of all:

The MC saves Satan by disguising as Gabriel to infiltrate Heaven. The issue here is that Satan DOES NOT know that it's MC. So MC then thought that it was a good idea to perform sexual acts on him in front of other angels while Satan couldn't do shit about it because he's gagged and tied up. At some point he does realise that it's MC but still. This was after literal many things MC did to him.

Second:

Quality wise the story is generally shitty and the only thing that made it somewhat interesting was just the introduction of Ronove THATS IT.

Also the animation of Satan's adoring in the tortured card compared to Leviathan's is just ... very mediocre. Barely any movement or reacting (apart from expressions) etc etc.

So yeah I'm not happy with this card at all. I'm happy I didn't pull for it and I wanted something better for a character that I haven't seen in months.

[sulumuns-dootah]

Assigning WHB demons plants/flowers based off the vibes: Abyssos

⟡ Masterlist ⟡

A/N: I think I need to start attending some botany classes again bc from the way these post are turning into me rambling about plants i can tell I miss it :D

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Nepenthes rajah

I don't think this plant has a common name, but if it did it would be smth like Rat/Mouse eating pitcher plant

Bc that's exactly what the plant does

It's just big enough for the small rodent to climb into and never see the light of day again

This also probably explains why I picked it for Beel

I mean, he literally eats angels whole

(I find pitcher plants really cool bc they're literally just a pitchers filled with digestive fluid, but they're not necessary carnivorous - some life off of animal droppings or insects)

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Venus flytrap - Dionaea muscipula

At first i was gonna include maybe some other pitcher plant or completely different plant...

But then again, Bael is literally catching the King of flies on daily basis

Idk why, but looking at pics of the open leaves is really calming to me

Having them is kinda cool bc sometimes you just walk past and see one of their leaves closed bc it caught a fly and you'll feel kinda proud of your little baby for catching something

From my experience they don't close when you give them dead one, though

They might also be a bit harder to keep alive...

Mine made it few months, but then bloomed and died shortly after I cut the flower off (similar thing also happened to my friend who specialises in succulents and carnivorous plants so I don't think I did anything wrong)

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Poison Ivy - Toxicodendron

At first I was thinking I'll give Stolas something bird-named, but I really wantd somethinig that looks harmless, and the moment you mess with, you're in for a lot of pain

And this plant baby delivers

I've never had the misfortune of meeting it, but I haver heard the stories

For those who don't know: Contanct wiht the plant gives you a nasty rash, sometimes with some blisters

Interestingly, looking it up on wikipedia, there's even what would happen if you smoked or eaten it....

As if you'd wanna do that after getting a rash just touching that thing

(You skin is pretty much reacting to the oil on the leaves, so after you come to contact make sure to wash it off or you'll spread it on other things too)

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Hypoestes

I can only talk about this moody beauty from experience since there isn't much info online

From what I've found there's about 150 scpecies in this family

Doesn't require much sunlight, but needs water

And oh boy, the amount of water...

The reason why I picked this plant for Amon is how easy it is for the leaves to start drooping

Just like him being constantly tired

But oh boy, the drooping... One minute she looks good and then two minutes later she's on the verge of death

It's not good to have planters just sitting in water bc of the risk of mold, but this one might just need it

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Common Ivy - Hedera Helix

Originally I wanted to go again with a plant based off his animal form, but then while writing for Amon, I saw normal Ivy

The ultimate Dark Academia plant that looks so good growing around anything

It's perfect for a demon they sometimes call Class President

I really love Common Ivy bc of how much you can use her for

Amazing use for Ivy is putting her into floral arrangements and the amazing thing is that it'll mostly keep its color as long as it's not left out in the rain or your glue gun set on too high temperature

Fun fact: The leaves of the plant are different on normal branches from the branches with a flower

[r0-boat]

Something we all wanted

Zagan NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The first thing he'll do is get water for you It's important to stay hydrated after an intense 'workout.'

Though he doesn't want you leaving the bed. He just wants a little more time with you, holding you close and brushing against your chest. He's really just a large puppy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

It's a silly reason but he likes your hands It's not anything sexual really He just likes when you pet him. When he craves your touch he leans his head against your shoulder and hopes you understand what he wants.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves covering your face and body in his cum, His heart pounds in his chest and he can't look at you straight. It drives him crazy.

He's kind of shy about that And he always tries to clean you up right away with a damp towel. If you lick any of his come off you he will go into cardiac arrest.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Zagan thinks about you a lot, a lot a lot. Fantasies that will never see the light of day because he's too nervous to admit his desires.

One of his fantasies is just keeping you and his bed fucking you over and over till he can't move his hips anymore till his whole body hurts.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Experienced hasn't done it in a long time since he wasn't interested in a lot of his partners before you. He's a little nervous

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He actually has a book on sex positions. And likes to try different ones. Though his favorite ones are anything where he could still see your body move underneath him. He also likes the ones where he can show off his strength to you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He tends to be more on the serious side That doesn't mean you can't be goofy during sex.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Zagan is a hairy boy but he's still kept with a happy trail from his 'carpet' to his belly button

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Surprisingly extremely cuddly especially before and after sex, All he wants to do is wrap his arms around you and pepper your body with kisses. Zagan doesn't really get a chance to cuddle and fully express his affection to people he loves. So when he's with you in bed he wants to let it all out.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn't jack off as much as you think he does, because he'd rather just be in bed with you. His hand is just not as good as you're tight walls wrapped around him. And he'd rather be thrusting inside you then fucking his hand.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Other than a slight praise kink, Zagan is vanilla, He just likes sex though that doesn't mean he won't try things with you. In fact he would be excited. Puppy boy want to try the things you like.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

It's a fantasy of his to fuck in the gym room. Though he doesn't think it would ever be fulfilled so he's a little self-conscious about it.

He'd rather fuck in bedrooms since he doesn't want people to see you like this.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

It's very specific but when you were working out especially in looser clothing or baggier clothing. To him there's nothing hotter than your intense focus and your sweaty body he just wants to see what's under the clothing.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Zagan would never ever do something without your consent. Even if you beg for it he'll be so uncomfortable. He will also never ever choke or spank or hurt you. Seeing bruises on your skin just reminds him how fragile humans are.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving, all Zagan wants to do is give you pleasure. He can't sit still even when you're the one giving His hands have to do something.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It always starts off slow and sensual but devolves into fast and rough. Once he gets into it he's practically rocking the bed as the slapping of skin feels the room but he always checks in to make sure you're okay.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Zagan loves quickies He's always particularly horny after workouts and if you're alone he will always try to go for it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Zagan Will do almost anything you want to do. Puppy boy wants to please you and make you happy That smile is what he wants to see! And pleasured screams is what he wants to hear!

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Zagan's stamina is on par with Mammon He just doesn't really show it that much. One round is usually never enough to satisfy him. He needs more.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No toys :(. He might get a little jealous, because he wants to be the one pleasuring you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn't tease you much but he can't deny how that pouty little face makes him feel. How can you be so cute? But when you tease him he can't take it just the slightest touch makes him drooling and wanting more.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

The most you're going to get out of him is breaths and groans but there's only one way to get him loud ;)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Ride him. Write him and that quiet boy will lose it His eyes were real back as you'll hear his voice wailing and moaning. Fingers will dig into your ass trying to buck up into you. Zagan is on the verge of audibly begging for more

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Zagan is a little proud of how big he is. His dick size is on par with the kings. Watching your eyes widen is such an ego boost for him. He's beaming on the inside.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

You can tell when he is particularly pent up when he's more needy, when he starts touching you and kissing your neck and public. When he lets out a whimper and berries his face in your neck pressing his crotch against your ass. He knows that you can't really understand him so he has to convey his feelings in other ways.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Zagan is always busy, so we can't afford to rest, but when he does at the time and when you're cuddled up to his chest like this, he's in pure bliss.

[leripink]

♡ This has no reason to exist, I just wanted to create it to say that today is my birthday~ hehe

[bakdbfi]

Okay so since PB continues to fail me I must rewrite Satan's torture card to ease my mind

Satan has been kidnapped to weaken Ghenna so the angels can finally take it over and hell would lose a huge strong hold. Ghenna has been referred to as the country that the angels attack the most with it out the way they can focus on attacking other countries.

The kings do worry about Satan not being there for a fight as they should. Satan is very adamant on handling his own country so it's weird he's not around to kick them out

Mc has learned SOME FUCKING MAGIC AT THIS POINT. Maybe a floating spell so they look like they're flying or some small spells that could really sell this angel crap but it's not enough for the nobles to feel good about sending them up there all by themselves.

When Ronové sends MC to possess an angel . It could be a second in command to Gabriel instead of Gabriel himself, even if angels are too scared to point it out they'll know it isn't Gabriel and you can't tell me some of the bolder angels wouldn't try to take this opportunity to take this fake Gabriel out.

Gabriel leaves this angel in charge of watching Satan as he prepares plans to invade Ghenna. Satan realizes it's mc through something subtle like maybe he recognizes a change in eye color or their hair is now purple in some places.

Mc tells Satan the gonna get him out of here and Satan is like "you're kinda hot right now"

Quick roleplay ensues yah dah yah dah

After freeing Satan and returning to their body they have a nice heart to heart about how worried they were for one another. Maybe Satan was tricked just like leviathan and made him believe you got kidnapped as well.

That's all I got, I hoped that makes sense. I've been thinking about it since I read that damn card and I hate it.

[eternal-auditor]

I've seen different opinions over time on this topic, and also with Satan recent story release, I wanted to see how people were feeling this whole time

[allhailmeandmy]

Buer idk how to dance tho

[da-shrimping-station]

i think it would be hilarious for Mammon to be on the Nightmare Pass

King of Greed yada yada yada sure...but by his logic, he already owns everything and everyone so why make his possessions pay for his card??? at a price that he'd most likely consider as dirt cheap too (what is 40-60usd to the richest King anyway he has a literal river of gold in his country)

he'd think it's cute and would probably give the Pass for free to everyone (Bimet is crying in a corner)

[lycemagee]

THIS GAME IS SO FUCKED IMAGINE GETTING THE ARTIFACT 6 TIMES BUT NOT ONE SATAN HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[wihellib]

Why’d they have to do Satan so dirty like that? It’s not okay. There are ways to have these types of stories without basically nonconning one of the main love interests of the game. It’s not even done by the antagonists! It’s gleefully done by the protagonist, the main character, the supposed good guy! Like why?? We waited all this time for this??????

[sparkbeast20]

So... I read the Satan's Torture card and let me tell you... most of our group left the VC call at the 3rd part of the story.

THIS STORY WAS ASS!!! THEY WROTE MC BAD HERE, AND FUCKING THE TORTURE PARTS WAS SO FUCKING BEYOND TURNED OFF!!!

I love Satan, he deserver better than this!!!

This card is by far my least favorite card, even calling the worse card!

No kidding, most of the group left. Even the most sadistic and sex positive person of our group left.

I regret wasting my seals on this.

[d34dlysinner]

Tortured Satan is so fucking disgusting istg.

Like how tf did writers even think that was okay to put in a game.

I fr have no words for this.... like I've waited months for a card of Satan (I love Catan aight) but then I get to see what that shit contains like???

I'm happy I didn't even pull for that card.

[ankiebitez]

ngl after hearing what people are saying about satans new card im disappointed honestly its been a while since we've gotten a new satan card and in this one it just feels very uncomfortable and poorly written from what I've seen

im not someone thats comfortable with reading borderline noncon stuff especially bc satans my favorite king so im just gonna pretend this card doesn't exist personally lmao

if you like the card thats fine but im mostly just upset bc i spent solomon seals trying to get it before hearing the premise 😭 i kinda wish that pb would give some kind of brief written summary that doesn't spoil the story for cards bc ugh

anyway im gonna go read satans attacker card again bc that one was actually pretty sweet lol

[sweeter-than-teafood]

Had a dream where I was gonna write something containing Sitri x MC x Ronovè smut. It starts off as purely Sitri x Ronovè but MC accidentally gets involved somehow.

Like I don’t even know what sparked this subconscious idea, because my awake brain is like “???? Sleepy brain? Elaborate?”