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Call of Duty: Callie “Snipe” Graves 🇺🇸

An American woman who is related to the Commander of the Shadow Company! A sister actually. Born and raised in America. Proud to be one. Having that cocky attitude just like her older brother. A Lieutenant standing by the Commander’s side. She is the ride and die with her older brother and the team. And do be careful when talking with her. You may never know what lie she’ll tell you about.

GENERAL:

🇺🇸 Name: Callie Graves 🇺🇸 Alias(es):

Callie

Graves

Cal (by Philip and some close friends)

CC (by Philip)

Snipe (by Philip and some comrades)

Lieutenant Graves

Lieutenant Snipe

Shadow 0-3

Cowgirl (by Kanoa)

🇺🇸 Gender: Female 🇺🇸 Age: 35 (MW2), 36 (MW3) 🇺🇸 Birthday: July 31st, 1987 🇺🇸 Nationality: American 🇺🇸 Place of Birth: Texas, USA 🇺🇸 Home: Dallas, Texas, USA 🇺🇸 Spoken Languages: English 🇺🇸 Sexuality: Heterosexual 🇺🇸 Occupation:

Lieutenant of the Marines

Lieutenant of the Shadow Company

Second-in-Command of the Shadow Company

Sniper

Mercenary

APPEARANCE:

🇺🇸 Eye Color: Blue 🇺🇸 Hair Color: Blonde 🇺🇸 Height: 5’9”/175 cm 🇺🇸 Scars:

Wounds: Bullet wound in the palm of her right hand (caused by Tiala), Stabbing wound on her left thigh (caused by Tiala as well)

Scars: Scars on her knuckles from fighting (fighting an enemy in Las Almas), scar behind her neck (from an enemy)

🇺🇸 Face Claim: Dakota Fanning

FAVORITES:

🇺🇸 Color: Lemon Yellow 🇺🇸 Food: Burgers. Just burgers and fries. 🇺🇸 Drink: Whiskey 🇺🇸 Flower: Sunflower 🇺🇸 Hairstyle: Always putting it up in a ponytail or in a bun when she's at home. But putting it in a braid during work time.

Affiliation:

Shadow Company:

-Commander Philip Graves

-Sergeant Sheree "Reed" Norcliffe ( @justasmolbard )

- Sergeant Annabelle “Kit” Pham ( @applbottmjeens )

Warriors Task Force:

- General Alana Kalani

- Captain Kanoa Toa

-First Sergeant Tiala "Shark" Koa

- Sergeant Agnes “Blast” Falagi

- Sergeant Nigel “Squirrel” Harrison

Task Force 141:

- Captain John Price

- Lieutenant Simon “Ghost” Riley

- Sergeant John “Soap” MacTavish

- Sergeant Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

- Charlotte “Jade” Le Jardin ( @sleepyconfusedpotato )

- Sergeant Major Hannah “Sparrow” Clayton ( @revnah1406 )

- Annabelle “Kit” Pham ( @applbottmjeens and later on being part of the Shadow Company)

Para Special Forces: ( @welldonekhushi )

- Captain Arjun

Second Commando Regiment: ( @kaitaiga )

- Sergeant Damien Whitlock

CIA:

- Station Chief Kate Laswell

PERSONALITY:

🇺🇸 Myers Briggs Type: ESTP Callie is a VERY outgoing person. She has always been ever since she was little. Always loves to go outside for an adventure with her older brother. She’s also the kind of woman who would do ANYTHING for her brother. Whatever he said she’ll do it. Well…some of it.

🇺🇸 Loyalty: Her ONLY loyalty is with her brother, Philip Graves. For he has always been there for her when she needed him most. So she will do the same for him no matter what the cost.

🇺🇸 Action-Oriented: Whatever Graves asks her to deal with something. She’ll do it in the most CREATIVE way to deal with the enemies. And she’ll do it in a HEARTBEAT.

🇺🇸 Pragmatic Problem Solver: Even though she will follow her older brother’s orders without questioning. But she sometimes wanted to listen to her OWN thoughts before following his orders.

NEGATIVE:

🇺🇸 Manipulative: You could say she got that from her brother. She does that with other soldiers if they crossed the line with her. Whenever anyone argues with her. She’ll turn the table around by sharing something that will STRUCK into their core. (She also secretly read your files and got some from other people you may know so she can find your weaknesses.)

🇺🇸 Bossy: Most of the Shadows kept complaining that she’s being too bossy. Always telling them what to do while Graves put her in charge. And yelling at them every small little thing when they do something wrong.

🇺🇸 Narcissists: She is a NARCISSIST. Always trying to prove someone else is WRONG. Even doing that to Philip too. She didn’t even BOTHER listen to other people’s perspective and just kept saying that they are wrong. (Spoiled brat)

🇺🇸 Liar: She’s a GOOD dirty liar. Always got away just by saying her creative words. Even if there are ways that don't make sense. She’ll MAKE it sense.

Skills and Abilities:

🇺🇸 Fighting Style: Hand-to-Hand Combat and Boxing

🇺🇸 Weapons: A6 bolt-action sniper rifle and Benelli M1014

🇺🇸 Distinct Weapon: Sig Sauer Model P320 and gutting knife

🇺🇸 Special Skills:

Dealmaker: She got good info on things when it comes to making deals with someone. She just needs to learn more about this person before giving them what they actually wanted and needed.

Assassinate: Give her the order of assassinating someone. And she’ll get it done without hesitating or even questioning it.

FAMILY:

Unnamed Father (Father, Alive)

Unnamed Mother (Mother, Deceased)

Philip Graves (Older Brother, Alive)

TRIVIA:

🇺🇸 She is the younger sister of the Commander.

🇺🇸 Callie has always been deceived by her father because she was at fault of her mother’s death

🇺🇸 Philip is the only kind of brother who always look out for her

🇺🇸 She’s not like any other kind of girl. She likes to get her hands dirty and would join with her older brother to do something fun or troubling.

🇺🇸 At 16-years-old, Callie had developed a habit of making deals with other students. Like giving them some drugs or cigarettes or even handing out tests with some answers. Surprisingly, she didn’t get caught.

🇺🇸 She enjoys riding on horses with Philip. Almost feels like she is FREE as she feels the wind through her golden hair.

🇺🇸 Snipe is the nickname that Philip had given her because of how her words affected others without a care. Which he is very most proud of. And also, she’s really good at being a sniper.

🇺🇸 Been with her brother in the Marines Corpse and into the Shadow Company. She’s very proud of him and accepted being his second-in-command.

Background Story:

On July 31st, 1987. Callie was born in Texas. And on that same day is when her mother passes after giving birth to her to come into this world.

THAT is when her father started to distance himself from her and despise her. But not her older brother, Philip Graves. Whenever her father left her alone and didn’t bother to care for her. Philip stepped in and took care of her himself. Ignoring their father’s harsh words about leaving Callie alone. Philip chooses not to and continues to care for his little sister. Philip was only 5-years-old when Callie was born. He may not know WHAT to do but he knows that he has to protect his little Callie.

When Callie had started to learn how to walk, this is when she was 13 months old. She wanted to walk up to her dad, who was drinking at the moment and he disgustingly looked at her. Walking up to him reaching out with her tiny hands. He scoffed as he stood up and was about to deal with her before Philip ran in and grabbed her. Saying to his father that he’ll keep an eye on her while he watches TV. The father just rolled his eyes and went back to sit down while Philip took Callie, who was being fussy, to the kitchen to get her something to eat. Which he remembers about his mama telling him about babies drinking milk. So he did his best to make it for his little sister and make sure she stayed put before his dad might get pissed off if he sees her wandering off again. But he did make some small gifts for Callie to be able to walk! Philip was only 6-years-old when Callie was 13-months-old.

When Callie was 12-years-old, she had done her very best of trying to get her father’s attention. Which really annoyed him as he ignored her and paid attention to his son. It upset Callie very much but when she saw Philip giving HIS attention to her. She believes that’s all she needs as she shows or tells her older brother about anything! And it warms Philip’s heart to see his little sister yapping about her day. Callie was very happy when Philip secretly spoiled her with their father’s money. Giving her small gifts, food, candies, snacks- ANYTHING that big older Phil can give to his little sister. She appreciates it REALLY much.

When she turned 15-years-old she had started to pick up a habit of selling some things in the school grounds to other kids. Selling and stealing drugs, giving other teenagers some cigarettes, she also can trade them with answer sheets on their homeworks. All of that and hadn’t got caught. And that’s how she got some money from them too. Which Philip was questioning when he saw his little sister coming home with some of it in her hands. She just straight up lied to her older brother that she was doing a canteen for her school. And just left it at that. Philip didn’t even think about it and just took her words for it. Their dad has still been drinking and couldn’t care LESS of what Callie is doing.

Callie had also participated in some of the sports. Mostly baseball and she was hoping that her dad would come and watch some of her games. Just like he came to watch Philip’s football game. But as expected from all those years…he never showed up. The only person that came to most of her games, is none other than Philip. She appreciated it and she’s happy that someone she knew had come to her games. But it still hurts that her own father didn’t show up. Philip had told her that he TRIED to drag his ass out of the house to come to her game but he wouldn’t budge. Which annoyed him so much. She just shrugged it off and asked him if they could get some burgers. Philip smiled at her as he would do anything for her. So they went out to get a burger from McDonald's. Callie was 16-years-old when she started to participate in sports after the summer.

When Callie became a Junior in High School. She has been called into the Principal’s office. As she was caught red-handed having some drugs in her bag since she was about to sell it to one of the students. Instead of her father coming over. Philip was there instead. So after the conversation the Principal had said that they would expel Callie from campus for she had been doing this for a LONG time. And they can’t risk having her around for she might do it again. So she and Philip left the school without saying a word to each other. Callie doesn’t know how he reacted to this situation before they reached home. As soon they stepped in, the two paused to see their father was on the chair with a belt in hand. Does he know about Callie being expelled? Yes he does. How? Because HE was the one who answered the call from the Principal but he let Philip go instead of him. And he didn’t tell his son why he didn't want to go. He just wants to prepare himself to punish Callie when she gets home. The poor girl was scared to see her father with the belt and was about to be grabbed by him too when he stood up and walked over. But Philip stopped him, telling their father that she wouldn’t have done this if he would PAY ATTENTION to her. The father scoffed at his son’s words before pushing him back as he grabbed Callie. Saying that this girl is a LOST CAUSE ever since she was born and had caused the DEATH of her mother. Those words had really struck her so badly as she started to tear up. It upsetted Philip so much to see his little sister being scared. So he stepped in as he grabbed the father’s wrist and pushed him back before putting Callie behind him. He warned his father to NOT touch her like that and told him that they’ll be moving out. He’ll take care of Callie if he doesn’t want to. The father scoffed with no caring looks in his eyes. So he let them leave as Philip took Callie somewhere else. FAR away from their father. He was only 22-years-old while Callie is still 16-years-old.

When Callie had finally graduated from another school, WITHOUT causing any more trouble, the Graves siblings decided to sign up for the Marines together. And they have worked together ever since. But Callie could see her older brother’s eyes as if he’s not pleased or satisfied by these military systems. Seeing how the other higher ranks had to pull back men like the two of them. So she heard that Philip was going to leave the military and she wanted to join him. Which he doesn’t mind. So the two had left the military in 2017. And Philip had made his own private military company. Callie was very proud and impressed of her older brother’s work and she had accepted his offer by being his second-in-command. This was when Callie was 30-years-old and Philip was 35-years-old.

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kirarasdeliveryservice · 1 year ago

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WELCOME TO KIRARA’S DELIVERY SERVICE!

IN THIS DELIVERY SERVICE YOU WILL FIND:

Fanfics

Headcannons

Oneshots

HERES WHAT I WILL WRITE:

Smut

Lemon

Lime

Fluff

Angst

Comfort

NwLNw ships (character x character.)

Suicidal reader comfort.

Reader receiving comfort for S/H.

X Male!Reader

HERES WHAT I WILL NOT WRITE:

Smut or Lemon containing underage characters

Crazy fucked up shit like Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.

Weird ass kinks like shit kinks, piss kinks, etc.

Abusive relationships

Fem!Readers

HERES MY MASTER LIST AND/OR WHO I WILL WRITE ABOUT:

Demon Slayer:

Giyū Tomioka

Muichiro Tokito

Kyojuro Rengoku

Tengen Uzui

Obanai Iguro

Gyomei Himejima

Sanemi Shinazugawa

Genya Shinazugawa

Insosuke Hashibira

Tanjiro Kamado

Zenitsu Agatsuma

Akaza

Hantengu Clones

Yoriichi Tsugikuni

Douma

Kokushibo

Sabito

Muzan Kibutsuji

Gyokko

Gyutaru

Enmu

Rui

Hotaru Haganezuka

Kaigaku

Genshin Impact:

Zhongli

Childe

Alhaitham

Cyno

Kamisato Ayato

Thoma

Dainsleif

Diluc

Baizhu

Kaveh

Albedo

Gorou

Itto

Bennett

Razor

Chongyun

Heizou

Kaeya

Kazuha

Mika

Tighnari

Wanderer/Scaramouche

Venti

Xiao

Xinqiu

Honkai: Star Rail:

Welt Yang

Luocha

Dan Heng

Gepard

Sampo

Jing Yuan

Yanqing

Blade

Arlan

Caelus

Chainsaw Man:

Denji

Shark Fiend (Beam)

Aki Hayakawa

Kishibe

Angel Devil

Katana Man

Jujustu Kaisen:

Megumi Fushiguro

Toji Fushiguro

Yuji Itadori

Satoru Gojo

Suguru Geto

Toge Inumaki

Kiyotaka Ijichi

Masamichi Yaga

Astuya Kusakabe

Kento Nanami

Aoi Todo

Noritoshi Kamo

Sukuna

Takuma Ino

Choso Kamo

Call of Duty:

(MW2)

Ghost

Soap

Price

Roach

Gaz

Alejandro Vargas

Philip Graves

Horangi

König

(Ghosts)

Keegan

Logan

Hesh

Merrick

Ajax

Torch

(I will eventually update this to be more advanced with more information but this is all for now!)

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talesfromsiteredacted · 2 years ago

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Random Grabbag of Interesting Threats and Insults Heard at Site (REDACTED)

Various and sundry threats overheard around site, some directed at the staff, some at the anomalies, some at the Chaos Insurgency. Some are from the anomalies. Hell, I've got a few here. There's rumor about a Most Inventive Threat competition starting. No context, just hostility.

"I swear, if you start in with the singing again... I'm going to cut out your vocal chords, nail them to the front gate, add a warning sign, and spread the word far and wide the Viking penalty for raping eardrums applies here."

"Whomever decided Doctor Bright was Site Command material is gonna get a very special lemon basket, with combustible citrus."

"You're going to get cheesed, mate." "Cheesed?" "Like getting creamed, but a longer, more involved, and more agonizing process. With knives possibly involved."

"Wow... in the D&D game of life, you rolled a nat 1 on not just intelligence, but wisdom and charisma too."

"Keep staring at my sisters like that. I'll show you the Sumerian Cheese Grater trick."

"Keep pushing. Heard Ferdinand would just love a dinner date with you. One more comment like that, and I'll butcher, cook, and serve him your corpse."

"Wanna find out what happens when an idiot gets thrown in a miniature black hole? Keep asking 'When's lunch?' and you'll get firsthand experience."

"Why do you make easy-peasy lemon squeezy into hard hard lemon impossible?"

"Clef... touch my dark roast again, I'll shoot you with your own shotgun."

"Mock Dr. Kondraki again, you'll find out why butterflies can be terrifying."

"This. Is. Why. You. Leave. The. Keters. Alone. Now, piss off before I spank you again with your own baton, kid."

"Meh. You may have top clearance, but you don't have friends, and you don't have taste."

"The Keter? Nah, your willy isn't even Euclid." A pause. "Really weird thing to call your dong, Doctor Bright."

"What do we do with a drunken Bright? Lock him in the brig, and turn a very cold hose on him, of course."

"Interrupt my work once more, and I will be forced to suture your mouth shut."

"Those bastards! I'm going to carve their livers out with a rusty dull spoon!"

"It shouldn't be possible to play a ukulele with malicious intent, but here comes Clef, proving me wrong. One more super slow Tom Petty song, he'll be wearing that damn ukulele as a necktie."

"I could put a sack of manure through 914 on rough and get a better argument than that."

"The Chaos Insurgency must love stupid people, there's so many. Either that, or they need to start using a better temp agency."

"You call this coffee? I call this a mug of disappointment."

"Say it. You'll be eating Tuna Surprise slurries for weeks." A pause. "Why Tuna Surprise slurries? You'll be missing all your teeth."

"Huh. Surprised you can even breathe with your head so far up your own ass."

"Jeremy. My dude. You. Reek. You're out here, smelling like one of 682's chili farts, unwashed, ungroomed, uneducated... and you want a piece of my cake? Hah. Until you rediscover the wonders of a shower and soap, you ain't even touching my ladyfingers."

"Listen to me, Leonard... there is no place in the entire fucking mulitverse where I would find your creepy ass attractive. Now, fuck off before I treat you like a lich, you worthless wreck. You got no game, and lo! No maidens. Maybe 073 can teach you 'Not Being a Creep 101', you need it. Get the fuck out of here, pathetic maidenless wretch!"

"Big Brother told me about this thing he did to a guy with a wire waistcoat and a bicycle pump. Thinking of trying it on a certain annoying doctor."

"Put another fish in the damn fountain. I'll pulverize you with a trout."

"Dr. Gears... I know you're trying to set a good example, but right now you look like a poster for 'The Horrors of Insomnia and Overwork'. You need a long ass nap, boss."

"Grr. The Chaos Insurgency, can't stop them, but can't round them up, push them into a meat grinder, and use them as mutated shark bait."

"Okay... someone get Dr. Glass up here. Dr. Clef is delusional again. He just said Dr. Bright had a good idea. That's not possible."

"Wow. Contracting 008 might actually make this moron into a mere fool."

"I'm not sure if I should hit you with a shovel, shove a live snake up your ass, or just throw you in the incinerator."

"I'd sooner gnaw my own leg off and beat myself to death with it instead of have even a cup of coffee with you. Go away, Karin."

#scp foundation #tales from site redacted #agent rabbit

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butterygoooness · 3 years ago

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📜 - All-My-Friends-Were-Glorious (Eric, Fosse, Clyde, Tweek)

Butters and Cartman

Eric: Here's some advice

Butters: I didn't ask for any

Eric: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Eric: Butters, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! ):

Butters: Well of course I have.

Butters: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Butters: It's boring.

Eric: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Butters: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Eric: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Eric: You have Crayons? butters: Yes, I have— Eric: You're— how old are you? butters: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS. Eric: ......... is cowarding behind Kyle.

Eric: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Butters's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

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Butters and Clyde

butters: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

clyde: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

clyde: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.

butters: That’s 200%.

clyde: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

butters: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!

clyde: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

butters: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

clyde: Navy blue isn't your color.

butters: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after clyde*

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Butters and Tweek

tweek, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?

butters: Well, that's you.

tweek: Me?! Is that what I look like?

butters: You don't know???

tweek: Busy day.

tweek: How do you want your coffee?

butters: Black, like my soul.

tweek:

tweek: butters, your soul is a latte.

butters: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

tweek: Um, make lemonade?

butters: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

tweek: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

butters: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Butters and Fosse

fosse: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* butters: fosse, what did you think a tiger shark was?

fosse: Big day today, butters. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain? butters: Mustard– looks less like blood.

butters: You shouldn't be using a straw. fosse: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. butters: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

fosse: Do you want to play 20 Questions? butters: Sure! butters: Whats your favorite color? fosse, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

THE SQUAD _______________________________

clyde: So eric was just using me? butters: I’m sorry, clyde. fosse, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now. clyde: butters: Ok, that’s a time-out. fosse: No, I was just trying to- butters: Go sit over there! fosse: *walks away in defeat*

*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered* butters: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer? clyde: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. eric: What about tweek? Nobody ever suspects tweek! tweek: Well what about fosse? They have a gun! fosse: butters has a knife. butters: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs eric in the arm*

The Squad: *walking at the mall* eric: Hey, have any of you guys seen butters? They’ve been gone for a while.. tweek: Eh, nope. fosse: No, I haven’t... clyde: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something. butters: Hey. eric: Ooh, there you are- tweek: What the fu- clyde: I- where were you?! butters: Walking right behind you guys.

tweek: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! tweek: First who would you kill? *clyde points at fosse* *butters points at fosse* *eric points at fosse* fosse: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

clyde: butters is late again. tweek: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11. fosse: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. eric: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM. clyde: Oh boy. We may have overdone it. *butters bursts through the door* butters: WHAT TIME IS IT?

@all-my-friends-were-glorious

this is my fav generator site btw

#shenanigans #incorrect quotes

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noodlepai · 3 years ago

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okuh- Gootraxian's are basically slime like monsters that can come in different colors and all they cannot hold any items, so there's that they all also have their own time of existing, an example is like uh some Gootraxian's exist once there's like a power outage in the game, aka items of those Gootraxian's if you step on the item which automatically has you put it on, you'd turn to a a Gootraxian (example: purple shades, blue out lined headphones) other examples are: if you put too much soap on, you'll turn to the Soap Gootraxian if you step on a spike puddle, you'll turn to a random Gootraxian that i think is related with spikes or can fly- idk i didn't mess around with the spike puddle one's in the game if you step on the colored puddles, like Pink or Blue as examples, you'll turn to a random Gootraxian Pup's are one of them and there's a chance you'll get different colors of them if you stay in a specific room that has like i think toxic gas or toxic oxygen sort of thing?? you'll also turn to a Gootraxian if you have a lemon as you get attacked with a shark, you'll be a Lemon Shark Gootraxian if you get a tazer equipped and walk on the water of the sharks, you become like electricity type of Gootraxian if you get caught by a shark, Shark Gootraxian then it goes on and on with different ways i haven't heard nor found or learned yet in the power outage, the puddles and spikes change color's to white completely- meaning that whatever Gootraxian you get, it'll not have a color then white (and Gold would be a chance you'd get i think) in the blackout i think it was, the puddles and spikes change red, meaning that you'll get a red-ish? colored Gootraxian and it would prob have spikes on it's back the Pup has spikes on it's back once it's blackout, so yeah Gold Gootraxian's also exist, yet it's a rare chance you'll get them as you step on spikes, puddles, ect even on blackout's and power outage's, they still are a rare chance i think that's just what i know of so far in the game, Ampella i think plays it more then i do so she knows more of the game and how to get different Gootraxian's i stick with Pup Gootraxian's, so yeah and a quick fact: Pup Gootraxian's are the more friendly ones, so far i don't think they can turn a human to a Pup Gootraxian every other Gootraxian is harm, if they catch a human for a long while the human will become that exact same Gootraxian so sort of a Gootraxian infection thing

Oh I see !! Ty for the explanation!

Interesting litol creatures they are

#i hold them #long post

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ilistenedin · 4 years ago

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Soda cans

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

Lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

Bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Smart but lazy.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

Soda cans

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Tomboy

7. earbuds or headphones?

No preference

8. movies or tv shows?

Movies

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Fresh cut grass or when it’s about to rain

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

Basketball in elementary, dodgeball in middle, and sitting in high school

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

Nothing

12. name of your favorite playlist?

I don’t have one

13. lanyard or key ring?

Both

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

I don’t think I have a favorite candy tbh. I don’t do sweets often. Starburst are alright?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

La Casa de los Espíritus

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

Knees apart, ankles crossed

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

Birkenstock’s, baby

18. ideal weather?

If staying indoors; rainy and gloomy and cold.

If going out; cold with lots of clouds where the sun occasionally peeks thru

19. sleeping position?

On stomach, hugging pillow, one leg hiked up

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Lately, in my notes app.

21. obsession from childhood?

Sharks. Horror. Cats.

22. role model?

I don’t really have one. But I do hold a special place in my heart for Gerard Way.

23. strange habits?

I don’t think I have any strange habits. I’m pretty boring.

24. favorite crystal?

Amerhysts, opal, moonstone

25. first song you remember hearing?

I have bad memory

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Stay indoors lol

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

Just be outside. Maybe go chill in a park and drink some tea and smoke a cigarette/joint

28. five songs to describe you?

I don’t have the brain capacity for that rn.

29. best way to bond with you?

Interests. Asking questions.

30. places that you find sacred?

Book stores.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

I don’t lol

32. top five favorite vines?

Oh god I don’t know lol. I love the “Adam!” one. “Two dudes chilling in a hot tub..” the one where the girl is about to play Mozart and the keyboard is on the wrong mode. And I can’t think of any other ones rn

33. most used phrase in your phone?

Probably lol

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Oreilly auto parts for sure.

35. average time you fall asleep?

It varies way too much

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

Probably the forever alone dude

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Duffel bag

38. lemonade or tea?

Tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

Ummm weird is a choice of word I guess. My sophomore year some poor girls home made sex video w her bf got leaked and it was pretty fucking bad.

41. last person you texted?

Lauryn

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

Pants

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

I am incapable of choosing. I’m a slut for all of them.

44. favorite scent for soap?

I like mint, citrus, patchouli, and lavender

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Tie between sci-fi and fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Sports bra and boxers

47. favorite type of cheese?

It’s impossible for me to choose. I’ve never met a cheese I didn’t like.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

My friends used to call me Apple in HS so I guess an apple

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

None

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

I laugh hard too often

51. current stresses?

My life as a whole

52. favorite font?

Times new Roman

53. what is the current state of your hands?

I’ve stopped biting my nails and instead I file them (I wonder how long that’ll last) and they are a bit dry cause of the changing of seasons; this always happens. They get like, cracked and peely. It’s gross, don’t judge.

54. what did you learn from your first job?

How to drive stick shift. I was a valet.

55. favorite fairy tale?

I don’t think I have one tbh

56. favorite tradition?

Every year for my grandmothers birthday and death anniversary we go out to this famous church that over looks the Miami Bay Area and we throw sunflowers into the ocean for her. I’m not religious or anything, but the church location is great and it’s extremely important in my culture (Cuban).

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

I haven’t overcome shit

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I don’t think I have any talents per se. I used to drum. I have been told I can sing. I like to write. I doodle.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

“Sorry, can’t help it, I’m gay”

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

Horror

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Brain too tired to think of anything

62. seven characters you relate to?

I’m too tired to think lol

63. five songs that would play in your club?

Bad Bunny’s discography.

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Lol. Rotten dot com

65. any permanent scars?

One on my knee.

66. favorite flower(s)?

Peonies and roses and pansies

67. good luck charms?

I have un azabache on my wrist

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Don’t like cucumbers or raw carrots. Oh and recently I tried pickles that have been pickled in moonshine. Fucking no.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

Head empty

70. left or right handed?

Right

71. least favorite pattern?

My patterns in my love life 😁

72. worst subject?

Math for sure

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

Idk. I will literally put an egg on everything.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

No idea

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Mashed probably

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

Succulent

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

Publix has decent sushi

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

I don’t have a school I’d anymore, but it was pretty fucking bad. But my license one is also pretty fucking bad.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Earth tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

Aren’t they the same? I call them cocuyos

82. pc or console?

Console

83. writing or drawing?

Writing

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tabletoptrinketsbyjj · 6 years ago

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Sealed Glass Vials, 5: A sealed, four ounce, clear glass vial containing a suspicious liquid, powder, slime or gas, that no true adventurer would hesitate to loot. They contain anything from eye of newt, toe of frog, faulty potions, weak elixirs, alchemical supplies, spell components, ritual elements, enchanting materials and crafting ingredients. These can be found in mage towers, voodoo shacks, potion shops, enchanter’s workshops, witch’s hovels, alchemist’s pocket’s, wizard’s pouches and anywhere and everywhere a small vial could be stored. The DM can roll a d4 to determine what state the vials are found in, or choose one of the following based on how much you like your players: 1, The vial is incorrectly labeled. The DM invents something at random or roll again and the vial is labeled that result. 2, The vial has no label of any sort. 3, The vial’s label is correct but only in a general sense. For example, a vial of powdered unicorn horn could be labeled “Horn” or “Unicorn”. 4, The vial has a clear and accurate label describing exactly what it contains.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker's skin changes color to match the liquid and glows with the intensity of a candle. All both effects wear off harmlessly after one hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved powdered mandrake root.

A sealed glass vial containing a few drops of pure magic. They glow constantly in an array of Random Colours and shine brightly when held by a creature capable of casting magical spells.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved wildflower pollen.

A sealed glass vial containing a magically preserved humanoid eyeball that's been tattooed with the holy symbol of a god of a Random Evil Domain. It's impossible to determine if the tattoo was done before or after the eye was removed.

A sealed glass vial filled with finely ground ocean pearls.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker is unable to refer to themselves in the first person (Me, myself and I) for 24 hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered jasper.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker screams uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker’s eyes become invisible for the next 1d4 hours. This does not affect his ability to see.

—Keep reading for 90 more sealed glass vials.

—Note: The previous 10 items are repeated for easier rolling on a d100.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved powdered mandrake root.

A sealed glass vial containing a few drops of pure magic. They glow constantly in an array of Random Colours and shine brightly when held by a creature capable of casting magical spells.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved wildflower pollen.

A sealed glass vial filled with finely ground ocean pearls.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker is unable to refer to themselves in the first person (Me, myself and I) for 24 hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered jasper.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker screams uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker’s eyes become invisible for the next 1d4 hours. This does not affect his ability to see.

A sealed glass vial containing a reddish-coloured, vile-smelling fluid.

A sealed glass vial of nearly transparent powder that makes skin feel soft and smooth when applied.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker becomes completely deaf for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with Randomly Coloured powder that makes any beverage taste like ale.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker becomes unable to taste for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial containing two rooster eyeballs preserved in embalming fluid.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker becomes unable to speak for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with copper shavings.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker gains a significant stutter for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered platinum.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved maple syrup.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved black truffle.

A sealed glass vial filled with a pair of non-mixing red and green liquids. It's quite sour if consumed and leaves the drinker an overwhelming aftertaste of watermelon for the next 1d4 hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with frankincense.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker feels an urgent call of nature and must immediately leave to relieve himself.

A sealed glass vial filled with pulverized pixie wings.

A sealed glass vial filled with psychoactive tobacco snuff.

A sealed glass vial filled with clove extract.

A sealed glass vial containing fragments of petrified lighting, created when the electricity courses through beach sand fusing it together into a solid glasslike object called fulgurite.

A sealed glass vial containing fragments of raw meteoric ore.

A sealed glass vial filled with unicorn tears.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered mithril.

A sealed glass vial filled with the magically preserved blood of virgin.

A sealed glass vial containing magically preserved cactus spines.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered zinc.

A sealed glass vial filled with olive oil.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured hair dye.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker belly laughs uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with tallow.

A sealed glass vial containing magically preserved pine needles.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered lead.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker cackles uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered pewter.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered tin.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker’s breath smells like fresh roses for the next eight hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered ivory.

A sealed glass vial filled with a lice and flea soap.

A sealed glass vial filled with a rash ointment.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker cries uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered bronze.

A sealed glass vial filled with the magically preserved blood of a warlock.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered brass.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker’s breath smells like fresh manure for the next eight hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with alum.

A sealed glass vial containing the cremated remains of a mage.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered onyx.

A sealed glass vial filled with nutmeg.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker's breath smells like fresh mint for the next eight hours.

A sealed glass vial filled with camphor.

A sealed glass vial filled with a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker giggles uncontrollably for the next minute.

A sealed glass vial filled with dried ginseng.

A sealed glass vial filled with myrrh.

A sealed glass vial filled with paint flakes. The label states they're from a famous painting. A knowledgeable PC will know the painting in question is missing paint from the face of one of the figures in it.

A sealed glass vial filled with dried powdered shark's fin.

A sealed glass vial filled with lemon extract.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered dragon bone.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered rhinoceros’ horn.

A sealed glass vial filled with ammonia.

A sealed glass vial filled with the magically preserved, silver blood of an angel.

A sealed glass vial containing a miniature water elemental. The elemental is conscious and aware of its surroundings and seems to be under a magical stasis allowing it to survive indefinitely if the vial remains sealed.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved passionflower blossoms.

A sealed glass vial filled with the magically preserved griffon blood.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered malachite.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered dragon tooth.

A sealed glass vial containing crumbs rumored to be from an ancient king's wedding cake.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered quartz.

A sealed glass vial filled with a fine, bright orange powder. The label reads "Powdered Cheddar".

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered dragon claw.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered granite.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker becomes completely blind for the next hour.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered garnet.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered iron.

A sealed glass vial filled with fermented raccoon milk.

A sealed glass vial containing a bright yellow powder that induces happy tears when inhaled.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered nickel.

A sealed glass vial filled with a cobalt blue sap that smells of a forge. When it comes into contact with metal, it will make a small, heatless weld.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered emerald.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered sapphire.

A sealed glass vial containing a miniature fire elemental. The elemental is conscious and aware of its surroundings and seems to be under a magical stasis allowing it to survive indefinitely if the vial remains sealed.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered adamantine.

A sealed glass vial filled with gravesoil.

A sealed glass vial filled with powdered Randomly Coloured jade.

A sealed glass vial filled with old ratty hair. The label reads "Witch's Mane".

A sealed glass vial containing hummingbird feathers.

A sealed glass vial filled with ground satyr horn.

A sealed glass vial containing a miniature earth elemental. The elemental is conscious and aware of its surroundings and seems to be under a magical stasis allowing it to survive indefinitely if the vial remains sealed.

A sealed glass vial filled with ground centaur hoof.

A sealed glass vial filled with magically preserved snow that fell under a full moon.

A sealed glass vial containing a shard of glass originating from the Abyss.

A sealed glass vial containing a Randomly Coloured liquid. If consumed, the drinker sees everything goes black for a few seconds. When he can see again, he is standing in a long 20 foot wide, 100 ft long corridor whose walls are lined with strange chairs. Every chair has a strangely clothed human in it, and there are 120 people in all. They all stare at the drinker, mouths wide open. He can see clouds though the small oval windows on the walls behind each human and can hear a distant humming sound. There is a strange door to his right but the drinker finds himself unable to move in any way as if completely paralyzed. After roughly twelve seconds, everything goes black again as the vision fades and he's back where he started.

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beanbinary · 5 years ago

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1-50 for the weird asks

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

Coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

chocolate bars

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

bubblegum

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

bubbly, bright, hardworking, spacey, creative

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

bottles

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

grunge

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones for long travel rides, watching movies, and gaming

earbuds for multitasking

8. movies or tv shows?

movies

9. favorite smell in the summer?

bonfire

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

dodgeball, handball, and sharks n minos

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

I don’t generally eat breakfast

but if I am eating breakfast, it’d be cereal

12. name of your favorite playlist?

the spotify playlist of my favorite songs that I have put together and conveniently named “thé new favorites 2k19″

13. lanyard or key ring?

lanyard

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

cherry twizzlers (also a big fan of black licorice and gummies)

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

The Outsiders

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

criss-cross

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

my black boots

18. ideal weather?

foggy morning, 60-ish degrees, partly cloudy

19. sleeping position?

man I sleep in all of them

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

sketchbook and google docs

21. obsession from childhood?

That I still have? probably high fantasy and cats

22. role model?

I don’t really have one tbh

23. strange habits?

I always move some part of my body to the beat of a song

I play with my earrings and hair a lot

I crack my knuckles often

I also scratch my head a lot?

And wrinkle my nose?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

24. favorite crystal?

ALL OF THEM

25. first song you remember hearing?

it would either have to be Somewhere Over the Rainbow or a U2 song of some sort

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Explore places

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

go for a walk, drink hot coffee, watch a movie or draw

28. five songs to describe you?

uhhhh

Short Kings Anthem- Tiny Meat Gang

Rebel Rebel- David Bowie

Anxiety- The Black Eyed Peas

The “heeeeyeayeayeayeah I said hey, what’s going on” song

and probably a bunch of celtic tavern music thrown in in the background

29. best way to bond with you?

UHHH

I usually bond best with people over shared interests?

30. places that you find sacred?

Forests

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

muscle tee, ripped jeans, boots, and all the rings, cuffs, and piercings I have

32. top five favorite vines?

“What the FUCK is up Kyle?”

“I can’t believe you’ve done this”

“A Child”

“Are they helium balloons?”

“Welcome to Chilis”

33. most used phrase in your phone?

probably “FUCK YEAH”

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

“we are farmers” pops in my head at random times

35. average time you fall asleep?

midnight-ish

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

I think it was grumpy cat

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

Suitcase

38. lemonade or tea?

tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

lemon meringue pie

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

Kids can always be found up in trees on friday and saturday nights which is pretty weird

Also the school is defo haunted so there’s that too

41. last person you texted?

the very person who sent me this ask, @daggerdagger-dagger <3

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

No. I refuse to decide.

Both.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

hhhhh

hoodie, leather jacket, jean jacket

I can’t decide like that

44. favorite scent for soap?

Don’t really have a fav but I like spicy scents, wood scents, and lavender

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

Flannel PJ pants and a t shirt

47. favorite type of cheese?

Bleu and sharp cheddar

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

Idk, banana?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

I think the instances in which i can recall laughing the hardest are always when I’m with friends. Especially playing DnD

#askthebean

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all of the fruit asks :•)

first of all I LOVE U second of all thanks bitch!

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

i have double ear piercings n i have my right nostril pierced, then i have a matching finger tat w my bff but i wanna get a Lot more

raspberry: favorite flower?

black orchid

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

i have 3 cats!! kevin, olive, and iris

mango: what is your trademark?

i. don’t even know what that means hfjshdgd

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

it varies every day but usually lik a basic version of a goth or grunge bitch

pineapple: sexual orientation?

bithexual methinks

strawberry: favorite desserts?

um…ice cream bc it’s cold i guess?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

no i wish i could play drums or bass or guitar bc those are the sexiest

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

probably like iceland or somewhere w a lot of cool natural attractions but it can’t be a Hot place

banana: favorite horror movies?

i watch so many horror movies i dont even think i could pick, i really like stanley kubrick movies but turns out he’s human garbage so 🤕

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

drama with an internal comedic monologue

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

wearing really sexie makeup while being h*gh

cantaloupe: what are your parents’ names?

jody and amy

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

????dark and dramatic hello

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

a vampire or basilisk 😏

plum: favorite clothing brands?

dolls kill and unif but i dont have unif $$ (if you have sugar baby money please hit my line i’m not joking pleaspleaoelskwase;please)

coconut: favorite perfume?

elizabeth & james- nirvana black

lychee: satin or lace?

mmmmmmsatin

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

a furry

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

tumblr which is 🤨 but if u use twitter you need help

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?

forensic psychology

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

i am a barista please dont roast me.

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

this is lik….impossible to choose but maybe headsgiving by porches or black soap by ex-cops

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

night 🥰🌕🌙✨🌑

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

internally 100% of the time but not externally a lot

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

not really they’re average i think

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

sometimes cry or do makeup or smoke we’d or watch something to distract

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

sirens (🥵😳) if we’re counting mythical, but sharks if we’re talking Real

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

sometimes but not tht much bc i think im alcohol intolerant LOL

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starfruit, lemon, cherry

STAR FRUIT: FAVORITE SEA CREATURE?

hmmmmmm shark. i think he just depressingly sees himself in sharks.

LEMON: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?

bucky has one cat named alpine (who is the bestest girl known to man). alpine sleeps in the sun all day and sneaks into steve’s room to sunbathe. his other pet is a german shepard who functions as a service dog named шарик (lovingly known as mr. soap)

CHERRY: CAN YOU PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS OR CAN YOU SING?

bucky can sorta play the guitar. during his time in the war, everyone shared their weird skills and bucky learned from another comrade to play but it’s been a long time since he’s used those skills.

#i. answered.#i. meme.

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indigo-is-dead · 5 years ago

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An important addition for anyone who thinks sharks are scary cause than can kill you. Falling icicles or coconuts are more likely to kill you than sharks. You are more likely to die by scalding yourself with hot tap water than by shark. You want a snack from a vending machine? That's more likely to kill you than a shark.

Sharks are sweet and deserve our help just as much as fluffy cute things like pandas. If you want to help them the best thing to start with is make sure nothing you use contains shark. It's surprisingly easier said than done. You could have shark products in your house and not even know it. Squalene/squalane and chondroitin are made from shark cartilage and shark liver oil and can be hiding in supplements, pet food, soaps, and even makeup. Shagreen is often used to make wallets and purses. It's shark and stingray leather. Any food products called flake, Huss, catfish, dogfish, grayfish, steakfish, whitefish, lemon fish, cape steak, rock salmon, rigg, gummy, ocean fillet, sea ham, tofu shark, or sokomoro is shark meat. Shark is often a composite fish ingredient in imitation crab, shrimp, or lobster, It's often found in California sushi rolls, and it tends to make its way into generic things like whitefish patties, fish sticks, and fish strips. If you plan out eating at a fast food place for fish you are probably consuming shark.

One of the best ways to guarantee a shark free lifestyle is by choosing to at least cut sea food out of your life. Start by paying attention to what you and your pets eat. Ingredients labels are your friend. If it's soaps or cosmetics I suggest to buy vegan and cruelty free.

Shark finning infographic by ripetungi.

#ocean #shark #conservation #vegan #sealife #protect our planet #save the sharks

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underthekillingmxxn-a-blog · 7 years ago

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tagged by: @diemondsichel (THANK) tagging: anyone who hasn’t done this yet, it’s late at night

BOLD any which apply to your muse ! Feel free to add to the list !

WHAT ARE YOUR MUSE’S AESTHETICS?

ʙʟᴏᴏᴅʙᴏʀɴᴇ ᴠᴇʀsᴇ/ᴠɪʟᴇʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴀᴅʀɪᴀɴ

[ COLORS ] red. brown. orange. yellow. green. blue. purple. pink. black. white. teal. silver. gold. grey. lilac. metallic. matte. royal blue. strawberry red. charcoal grey. forest green. apple red. violet. navy blue. crimson. cream. mint green. bubblegum pink. sky blue. pale jade.

[ ELEMENTS ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops.

[ BODY ] claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. neck. shoulders. legs. freckles. bruises. canine. scars. scratches. wounds. burns. fingernails. spikes. feathers. webs. eyes. hands. sweat. tears. feline. chubby. curvy. short. tall. normal height. muscular. piercing. tattoos. athletic. hair. fur.

[ WEAPONS ] fists. legs. sword. dagger. spear. bow & arrow. hammer. shield. poison. guns. axes. throwing axes. whips. knives. throwing knives. pepper sprays. tasers. machine guns. slingshots. katanas. maces. staffs. wands. powers. magical items. magic. rocks. mud balls. claws. teeth. stealth. strategy.

[ MATERIALS ] gold. silver. copper. platinum. titanium. rose gold. diamonds. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amethyst. metal. iron. rust. steel. glass. wood. porcelain. paper. wool. fur. lace. leather. silk. velvet. denim. linen. cotton. charcoal. clay. stone. asphalt. brick. marble. dust. glitter. blood. dirt. mud. smoke. ash. shadow. carbonate. rubber. synthetics. ribbon.

[ NATURE ] grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. sunflowers. tulips. lavender. petals. seeds. hay. sand. rocks. roots. flowers. fungi. ocean. river. frozen lake. meadow. valley. forest. desert. tundra. savanna. rain forest. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. clouds. mountains. snow. mist. pond. dahlias

[ ANIMALS ] lions. wolves. foxes. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. deer.bugs. leeches. spiders. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. bunnies. penguins. praying mantises. crows. ravens. mice. lizards. werewolves. unicorns. pegasus. dragons. boars. vultures

[ FOODS / DRINKS ] sugar. salt. candy. bubblegum. wine. champagne. hard liquor. vodka. beer. coffee. sake. tea. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. cherry. strawberry. watermelon. vegetables. fruits. meat. fish. pies. desserts. chocolate. cream. caramel. berries. nuts. cinnamon. burgers. burritos. pizza. ambrosia. eggs. milk. bird. (��bird)

[ HOBBIES ] music. art. watercolors. gardening. smithing. sculpting. painting. sketching. fighting. writing. composing. cooking. baking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing. martial arts. self-defense. war tactics. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. video games. computer. phone. movies. theater. libraries. books. magazines. cds. records. vinyls. cassettes. piano. strings. violin. guitar. electronic guitar. bass guitar. harmonica. harp. woodwinds. brass. flute. bells. exploring. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. motorcycle riding. eating. sleeping. climbing. running. jogging. parkour. (somewhat) studying. Taxidermy. collecting

[ STYLE ] lingerie. armor. cape. dress. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. ankle boots. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. jewelry. earrings. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. hat. beanie hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. gorget. bracers. belt. sash. coat. frock coats. long coat. waist coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks. masks. mittens. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sun glasses. straw hat. visor. eye contacts. makeup. ribbons. hoodie. sweater. converses. tennis shoes. boxers. briefs. boxer briefs. shorts. cargo. cropped pants. crop top. cuffed pants.

[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. cityscape. light. dark. candles. growth. decay. war. peace.money. power. percussion. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. diary. journal. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. happiness. optimism. pessimism. loneliness. family. friends. clan. assistants. co-workers. enemies. loyalty. smoking. drugs. kindness. love. hugs. kisses. spring. summer.autumn. winter. farmland. countryside. suburban. village. letters. spilled ink. yellowed parchment. Open graves. Vintage medical diagrams. dried flowers. medicine bottles. specimen jars. worn scales. bleached bones. quicksilver. curved needle & thread. vengeance. rage.

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[ ELEMENTS ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops.

[ NATURE ] grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. sunflowers. tulips. lavender. petals.seeds. hay. sand. rocks. roots. flowers. fungi. ocean. river. frozen lake. meadow. valley. forest. desert. tundra. savanna. rain forest. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. clouds. mountains. snow. mist. pond. dahlias

[ HOBBIES ] music. art. watercolors. gardening. smithing. sculpting. painting. sketching. fighting. writing. composing. cooking. baking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing.martial arts. self-defense. war tactics. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. video games. computer. phone. movies. theater. libraries. books. magazines. cds. records. vinyls. cassettes. piano. strings. violin. guitar. electronic guitar. bass guitar. harmonica. harp. woodwinds. brass. flute. bells. exploring. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. motorcycle riding. eating. sleeping. climbing. running. jogging. parkour. (somewhat) studying. Taxidermy. collecting. soap-making

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millionairefoundation · 5 years ago

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FIGHTING CANCER

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RULES !! Post a song that reminds you of your muse and then tag 6 people whose songs you want to see!

tagged by: @huxyou

Lost Girls - Lindsey Stirling, The Phoenix - Lindsey Stirling, The Arena - Lindsey Stirling

WHAT ARE YOUR MUSE’S AESTHETICS?

[ ELEMENTS ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops.

[ BODY ] claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. freckles. bruises. canine.scars (mental; physical). scratches. wounds. burns. spikes. feathers. webs. eyes.hands. sweat. tears. feline. chubby. curvy. short. tall. normal height. muscular. piercing.tattoos.

[ WEAPONS ] fists. sword. dagger. spear. arrow. hammer. shield. whips. poison. guns. axes. throwing axes. whips. knives. throwing knives. pistol. pepper sprays. tasers. machine guns. slingshots. katanas. maces. staffs. wands. powers. magical items. magic. rocks. mud balls. words. bat.

[ MATERIALS ] gold. silver. platinum. brass. copper. lead. diamonds. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amethyst. metal. iron. rust. steel. glass. wood. porcelain. paper. wool. fur. lace. leather. silk. velvet. denim. linen. cotton. charcoal. clay. stone. asphalt. brick.marble. dust. glitter. blood. dirt. mud. smoke. ash. shadow. carbonate. rubber. synthetics.

[ NATURE ] grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. tulips. lavender. petals. thorns. seeds. hay. sand. rocks. roots. flowers. river. meadow. lake. forest. desert. tundra .savanna. rainforest. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. clouds. mountains.

[ ANIMALS ] lions. wolves. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. bugs. spiders. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. bunnies. praying mantises. crows. mice. lizards. unicorns. pegasus. dragons. rats.

[ FOODS/DRINKS ] sugar. salt. candy. bubblegum. bread. wine. champagne. hard liquor. beer. coffee. tea. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. cherry. strawberry. watermelon. vegetables.fruits. meat. fish. pies. condensed milk. desserts. chocolate. cream. caramel. berries. nuts.cinnamon. burgers. burritos. pizza. rice. ambrosia. soup. stew. whiskey.

[ HOBBIES ] music. art. watercolors. gardening. smithing. sculpting. painting.sketching. fighting. writing. composing. meditation. cooking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing. martial arts. self-defense. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. video games.computer. phone. movies. theater. libraries. books. magazines. cds. records. cassettes.piano. violin. guitar. electronic guitar. bass guitar. harmonica. harp. woodwinds. brass.bells. percussion. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. mahjong. motorcycle riding. eating. climbing. running.

[ STYLE ] lingerie. armor. cape. dress. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. jewelry. earrings. necklace. bracelet.rings. pendant. hat. ballcap. crown. circlet.helmet. scarf. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. robes. bracers. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks. masks. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sunglasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup.

[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. cityscape. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. grief. happiness. optimism.realism. pessimism. legacy. loneliness. family. friends. assistants. co-workers. enemies.loyalty. smoking. drugs. kindness. love. hugs.

you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. put your mp3 player, itunes,spotify, etc. on shuffle & list the first 10 songs & then tag 10 people, no skipping !

REPOST & DON’T REBLOG!

All the King's Horses - Karmina

Sleepwalking - Bring Me The Horizon

In The Dark - The Birthday Massacre

Bury Me Alive - We Are The Fallen

The Islander - Nightwish

Everybody's Fool - Evanescence

Soap - Melanie Martinez

Meet Me on The Battlefield - SVRCINA

Mirrors - PVRIS

War of Hearts - Ruelle

CHARACTER STRENGTHS.

RULES: bold the characteristics that apply to your muse ! Tag your friends !

CHARACTER FLAWS. RULES: bold the characteristics that apply to your muse ! Tag your friends !

Repost! Don’t Reblog! Last Movie I Watched: Minions Last Song I Listened To: Mirrors - PVRIS. Last book I read: No idea. I usually read fanfiction. Last Thing I Ate: Bowtie pasta with grapes and albondigas soup. If You Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Disney World or Japan. Fictional Character You Would Hang Out With For A Day: Princess Nike from World Is Still Beautiful, Misaki Ayuzawa from Kaichou wa Maid-sama!, Ash Ketchum from Pokemon!, Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter, Queen Clarisse from The Princess Diaries, Lady Tsunade from Naruto, Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach, and probably some others I just can't think of right now. Picking one is waaaaay to challenging.

Pick any of them and tag me! I love reading about your muses. tagging: Anyone and everyone who wants to do this! This is a great way to explore the minds of muses.

#█ ▌┊☯❦┌ (( galacтιc alιce )) ┐❦☯ (( REY ))#(( &ABOUT THE MUN. ))#{ thank you very much for tagging me! ^.^ }#{ i may do this for more muses at some point. }#{ some of this is theoretical since she hasn't encountered some of these things but i know she'd like them. }#{ i love how a lot of thread ideas popped into my head because of this. }#(( &QUEUE. ))

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nightmare-afton-cosplay · 7 years ago

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7 Strange Home Goods That Prove Pumpkin Spice Has Jumped the Shark

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The seasons now seem to go like this: spring, summer, pumpkin spice, and winter. Because when the leaves turn and the weather grows crisp, the vast majority of Americans are all but wallowing in pumpkin spice.

First of all, what exactly is pumpkin spice? As far back as 1890, cooks have been mixing together ground cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, vanilla, allspice, and cloves and using it in pumpkin pies. Still, this blend mostly sat in the back of kitchen cabinets—that is, until Starbucks introduced the world to the Pumpkin Spice Latte in 2003.

Since then, pumpkin spice has taken over the world.

According to data from Nielsen, sales of pumpkin and pumpkin spice–flavored items have spiked 45% since 2013 to a latte-spilling $414 million this year. It’s no wonder “Fixer Upper” couple Chip and Joanna Gaines can’t keep their pumpkin chai candle in stock, and more and more products are getting dusted with this magical spice mix every autumn. Oct. 1 has even been dubbed “National Pumpkin Spice Day,” people!

But has this spice-tinged trend finally jumped the shark? You decide after taking a look at the latest crop of home goods that pay homage to this distinctive scent.

Pumpkin spice dish soap

Vanilla pumpkin spice, spice baby

Sur La Table

A lemon-based dish soap makes perfect sense; the acidity found in citrus is a powerful cleaning agent. But a soap that boasts “the familiar scents of cinnamon, nutmeg and flaky pie crust”? Hmmm. Though “pie crust” isn’t exactly known for its grease-cutting action, this $12.95 dish soap from Sur La Table just might be weird enough to lure people into helping you clean your Thanksgiving dishes.

Spiced pumpkin furniture polish

A hint of (pumpkin) spice makes wood look nice.

Dutch Crafters

Why have your furniture smell like boring wood or tedious lemons when it can smell like pumpkins? According to Dutch Crafters, this Amish Heirloom Essentials Furniture Polish in Spiced Pumpkin will “warm your home with the aroma of fresh fall pumpkins, cinnamon, clove and a hint of vanilla.” (At $9 a bottle, it’s also available in Christmas Tree and Bubble Gum scents. Of course.)

Pumpkin air freshener

What smells better than air? Pumpkin-scented air!

Febreeze

So you don’t live near a pumpkin patch but you want to re-create the scent of the hardy fruit (yep, pumpkin is a fruit, not a veggie) wafting into your home? Well, you’re in luck, because Febreze invites you to “throw out that latte and get your gourd on” with its $4.49 seasonal pumpkin air freshener. The winning combination of palate-pleasing spices are cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice.

Need convincing? In an online review, happymom of Wilmington, DE, wrote her son’s room once smelled like dirty diapers. But after a quick spray, “his room no longer stinks!! And the awesome pumpkin scent is a major plus!”

Pumpkin spice throw pillow

Recover from pumpkin spice overload by resting on this pillow.

Wayfair

We get it, spices like coriander and paprika just don’t conjure up the homey images a warm pumpkin pie does. And if you’re not satisfied with pumpkin spice flavoring simply squirted into your hot beverage, you can make it a verifiable hygge lifestyle choice. Witness the Lodge Cabin Pumpkin Spice Indoor/Outdoor Throw Pillow! So go ahead, spice up your decor for just $20.99.

Pumpkin spice tableware

Pour your pumpkin spice latte into this pumpkin spice mug.

Fiesta Factory

Do you need something to go with your Thomas’ pumpkin spice bagel spread with Land O’Lakes pumpkin spice butter while you drink your pumpkin spice Dunkin’ Donuts coffee splashed with Silk pumpkin spice soy milk? Look no further than Fiesta, which sells a pumpkin spice luncheon plate for $19.99 and a pumpkin spice mug for $17.99. Each features these words to live by: “Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”

Pumpkin spice latte deodorant

Want your underarms to smell like a dessert?

Native Deodorant

There are a lot of internet fake products out there making fun of America’s pumpkin spice obsession—like pumpkin spice toilet paper and bologna, just to name a couple. But while a deodorant that makes your underarms smell like a seasonal pie may seem fake, at $12 a stick from Native Co., pumpkin spice latte deodorant is all too real. The product claims to protect against wetness with the help of “mild notes of pumpkin, cinnamon, nutmeg and clove.” Hey, that’s better than body odor, but we’re not sure how much better.

Pumpkin spice essential oils collection

Inspired by the spicy aroma of home-baked pumpkin bread

Williams-Sonoma

And for those who want to make everything smell like pumpkin spice—including their bathroom—there’s this collection from Williams-Sonoma. You can buy everything from pumpkin spice–scented hand soap ($12.95), candle ($19.95), and even potpourri ($19.95) that comes complete with a miniature pumpkin. Just in case you didn’t have enough pumpkins lying around this time of year.

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