#what if ideas

[aenbyveryverygayperson]

What if Ideas #4 or 5

@alexoreality

News Au we were talking about kinda but Luffy is the news reporter reporting all of the shit his family does and goes like

“Here we have fire fist Ace being a little fucker again”

Ace was burning marine ships

The straw hats join in Luffy’s Idea because they were bored too.

This is a more of an ASL centered au.

“Here at 7 we have Dragon Claw Sabo being worse then Ace once more.”

The crew tries not to laugh at these

“We also have dad here, Dad how do you feel about Sabo being worse?”

The microphone goes to Dragon

“You’re the favorite and this is why.”

“Thank you for confirming this dad, Sabo probably won’t care but We’ll see more at 8!”

[agent-42]

What if season 3 episodes I want to see

What if the villains won. (Wasteland universe)

What if the other side was blipped?

What if doctor strange died in the car crash ( Christine palmer as master of the mystic arts)

What if the eternals joined the infinity war?

What if captain America became a werewolf?

What if Sam Wilson was Tony Stark's best friend?

What if shang chi joined his father?

What if Sam was a skrull?

What if Xu Wenwu fought Ironman?

What if Agent Carter interfered? Or what if Agent Carter was in a civil war? ( it depends if the watcher is showing Carter multiple worlds or not.

[bookwyrminspiration]

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[tis-the-boards-season]

I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audibly gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you it was a religious experience

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[satturn]

star by mitski 🌠

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[master-thief-gray-shadow]

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

[aenbyveryverygayperson]

What if ideas #8

It’s me again. so au. @alexoreality how do you feel about the lore for this?

Warlock/witch Luffy au.

Luffy’s a Warlock

He uses potions and his devil fruit along with rituals.

Because of how much he messes with potions he has certain immunities.

He uses lots of potions.

He can summon any potion he’s made.

Luffy can summon a book full of recipes for potions.

He meets Ace and Sabo and well.

It goes pretty much the same except when he gets free from bluejam he immediately summons his book and gets them the hell out of there using a potion.

To say Ace and Sabo were shocked was an understatement.

Yes Dragon is also a Warlock, Garp however is not.

[hansoeii]

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.