#what if .

[machveil]

thinking about Price having an old letterman from high school (his mom wanted him to have it) and it just sort of got shoved in the back of his closet. thinking about finding it - a little dusty and faded, but still in great condition - and cleaning it off. maybe thinking about slipping it on before a nap because it’ll keep you warm enough and, who’re we kidding, “Price” is literally printed on the back, it’s like napping surrounded by him

uuh maybe Price completely forgetting he owned that old letterman because he has zero nostalgia with it other than his mom giving it to him. maybe Price coming home to find you sleeping in it and losing his mind a little

[thistlewhistler]

OH HELL YES

This feels right up my alley, like Randall Munroe's What If series.

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[aquarius-cookie-jar]

Just for fun, I'm doing a "What if my ocs were in the Beast Ancients AU (by @cuppajj) ?"

Disclaimer: There will be slight mentions of oc x canon. There will also be mentions of death, but more so in a 'already passed on/ they're a ghost observing the world' kinda way. None of this information is canon to my nor cuppajj's au. This is just something I've been wanting to do because it's silly lmao.

Ok! Onto rambling!

Powdered Sugar Cookie (she/her)

The citadel has been deathly quiet ever since the fall of the beloved king. The spirits that used to roam the halls freely, possessing weapons not only to guard the walls from beyond the grave, but also to interact with the cookies that lived there, have since then disappeared. No longer could you see specters that sometimes danced around the empty walkways. They're gone. Perhaps this time, the cold was too much to bare, and they've returned to the spirit realm. This time for good. Sometimes though, if you're lucky, you may be able to catch a small glimpse of a spirit, but never anywhere near the rooms where the king currently stays in. Something about him drives them away...

Among these spirits is Powdered Sugar Cookie. She's one of the few that chose to remain and wander the frigid halls of the citadel. Rarely would she ever show herself, but sometimes, a lost child may find themselves following a golden butterfly that's guaranteed to lead them home. They say these butterflies are the blind spirit's companions, and it's said they're a good omen. One certainly hopes to encounter them, especially during these uncertain times.

Once news that Dark Choco and Strawberry Crepe have been wandering lost and uncertain with an... untrustworthy specter had reached her ears, she asked her spirit friends to follow them, and make sure they're alright. There's not much she could do as a ghost, but she will do anything to ensure the safety of the children. Especially when it comes to her own son and his companions...

Fire Flower Cookie (he/they)

A cookie who once thought was dead was freed from his enchanted prison, only to come face to face with a world laid to ruin in a new era of beasts and monsters. He was forced to run and flee as the village who just freed him from his prison was conquered by she who calls herself the dragon slayer. As soon as her eyes met his, he immediately bolted and fled into the woods. Her sinister grin implanted into his mind, as her orders echoed in his head, "Capture the phoenix! They'll make a great addition to my specimen collection!" Now he wanders the world alone, distrustful of anyone he encounters, even more so than before. But when fate sends them on a chance encounter with another group of survivors, they're forced to come to the conclusion that they need help if they want to live. But can he really trust them to not turn their backs on him?

Fire Flower Cookie and Dark Choco Cookie already have an awkward encounter in my au, so in this one, they straight up tried to attack each other, falsely assuming the other was an enemy. Eventually, they do work it out, and form a temporary truce if it meant they'll be safe.

Eventually, all of them grew fond of each other, and became a pretty solid group. Fire Flower catching a little crush on the ex prince.

However, it seems that they weren't fated to last, as at some point, the group had fallen into a trap, and Fire Flower had to sacrifice himself to save Choco and Crepe, falling into Dragonberry's capture and experimentation...

Berry Choco Cookie (he/him)

How long has he been gone..? Where is his body..? Is he..? Suddenly, he remembered everything. The celestial dragon that stole their magic... The sword he enchanted with forbidden Jam Magic... His brother... That blasted kirin... How dare that beast corrupt his brother and imprison him in his own weapon?! They shall pay. He'll bring their legacy to ruin! However, as he awoke to an unfamiliar world, he realized vengeance isn't going to be easy. Not when the kirin's descendant is literally a beast. No. Not now. It's still too dangerous. So for now, he'll watch from the shadows, waiting for the opportunity to strike. How tempting it is to take the body of the one who used his dark jam magic and finish it all. But not now... Patience is a virtue they say...

Vengeful spirit, Berry Choco, is- to put it lightly, very... unamused... by the current situation he finds himself in. There's not much he could do in this bodiless form. He doesn't know how long he's been trapped in that witches-foresaken sword. Speaking of which, the blade is nowhere to be found either. He was left wandering for so long, until he realized he can sense those that have used the dark magic he created. So he seeks out a host, and lo and behold; the prince of the kingdom he seeks to destroy.

How he almost immediately jumped to possess him, but stopped. Though blinded by pure rage, he isn't stupid. There were far too many uncertainties to account for. Not to mention, he had yet to formulate a plan of attack. So for now, he watched from the shadows. Observing.

Dark Choco can't shake the feeling of being watched, and even experiences dark nightmares and visions of a cookie he doesn't recognize.

The voices that once accompanied the sword sometimes sound louder than they usually were...

Berry Choco Cookie (he/him) and Cacaofruit Kirin Cookie (they/them)

Dark Cacao's late parents...

There's nothing they can do...

[aaronofithaca05]

GREAT TELEMACHUS!

Also is he inside the water? Or is the water part of his exomis?

Telemachus doodle ! Changed his u draw him a bit

[squeelingsirendoggo]

Prime time! Weapon switch edition.

I know dr flutterman isn't alive but pretend it's haunted

[shingetsusblog]

everytime i see a couple i feel like i am missing out something. missing out someone.

[retrobr]

ngl i vitally need a "what if" episode in which yondu would've survived the battle with ego

[vineyrose]

What if Valerie finds out she is Ghost Queen, and then she finds out she could already inherit the throne as she unknowingly became a halfa through her ghost-hunting equipment.

Danny and Valerie fought over who got to use the ectoskeleton to fight Pariah Dark. Danny only got Valerie out of his way by revealing her identity to her dad.

Can you imagine if Valerie won that argument and was the one to defeat the Ghost King, or if Danny and Valerie fought together?

Combining that with the Right of Conquest fanon brings a whole new spin on the Ghost King (Queen!) AUs

[reevesartisse]

SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.

[classycookiexo]

[lavendervirgos]

I want to make you cum but also take care of you emotionally and make sure that you drink enough water, eat enough and get enough time to rest.

[diabloku]

What if... ☁️

Molly is there too guys....

I wish Molly will be his friend and one day they'll connect the dots about his Angel being her Anthony

[wolfpup026]

I bet Mobius would've liked Loki's play

[theavengers]

I'd heard the rumors. But even if they're true, the man we knew is long gone, Peg.