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Could u mabe do a nsfw alphabet for asa bc i love my beautiful bug babygirl🙏🙏🙏🙏 +i love ur writing oml
Hello there anon! Thank you so much!!
While my requests are closed, I simply can't say no to a bug man request. I love and value all my fellow Asa enjoyers.
Here you are! I hope you enjoy it!
Asa Emory NSFW alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
You won’t be wrapped up in his arms after Asa has finished with you, at most he will lay beside you and allow you to nestle into him. That’s the nicest he can be.
After sex, Asa likes to go over all the marks he left on your skin. Any irritation on your ass or thighs from the spankings, the red bumpy skin along your neck and shoulders from his bites, the scratch marks down your back and legs from his nails. He will run his fingers along them and press into any that make you flinch.
He will not help you bathe, he will instead order you to. Even if your legs haven’t gotten strength back, he will pull you to your feet and make you go into the bathroom and clean up. All while he watches you.
If he has done enough damage to cause bleeding, he will disinfect the area and bandage it after you have cleaned up. He wants you to scar, not run around with infections.
You will be locked back up in your trunk afterwards. If you were good enough to earn a bed outside of the trunk, you will be chained to one of the bed posts. Good luck earning such a luxury.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
To Asa, the human body has a lot to love. He is a shameless pervert for boobs, but he also is keen on legs. He is a penis enthusiast, and any man with broad shoulders and muscle can get him going. But when it boils down to it, no matter who you are, you have something he likes. Why do you think he chose you?
Now, on himself, Asa has nothing he could say he liked. Sure, he has strong arms and legs, he has a rather nice ass, some have said he has a nice chest. It's nothing he would write home about.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
In the heat of the moment, he will always cum inside.
If he wants to degrade you, he will cum on your face, or on your back.
If he's feeling especially mean, he will cum in your clothes and make you wear them for the rest of the day. Don't try and change, it'll only make him do it again, and this time with more consequences.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
When he was younger, Asa would frequent sex bars. This is where he found his love for BDSM. If anyone were to find this out, they'd quickly be dealt with. Asa doesn't need people spreading the word of how slutty he was in his youth.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
You couldn't find someone more experienced in sex than Asa Emory.
In terms of BDSM, he was practically a master. He knows how to bend someone to his whim without even trying. He knew how to hurt someone enough to make them beg for more. He knew how to make someone throw away their morals and self respect just so he could step on them even more.
With a long history of sex partners, it's no surprise he is so experienced. If any of his students or colleagues heard about this, they probably wouldn't believe it.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
As a bondage fiend, any position where you’re bound underneath him is his favorite.
Being hooked up to a sex swing is also a big favorite.
Without any ropes or cuffs, his next go to is doggy style.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Asa is the poster child for the word buzz kill. No laughing or fooling around here.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Asa is rather hairy under all of his clothes. Arm hair, chest hair, a lovely treasure trail, and of course he is hairy in the pubic area. While this is the case, he maintains his hair, often trimming it up before it gets out of hand. Like a trimmed hedge.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He is not romantic.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Every so often, when the mood strikes him right, Asa will jerk off. Most of the time, though, when he is horny he prefers to indulge with another person.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
BDSM, and to the extreme. Gags, ropes, chains, clamps, blindfolds, whips, you name it. He has it.
Dom/Sub dynamics are also high on his list. He, being the dom of course.
While he carries himself as a composed, respectable man, he is a shameless voyeur at heart. He tends to lick his lips as he watches.
If you’re on your period, expect him to be between your legs for most of its duration. Your blood will be a mock face paint for him.
Asa has a marking kink, and while you won’t be seen by the general public, he likes to remind you who owns you with a bite on the neck. It will bleed.
Asa has a preference for anal.
Overstimulation is also a big one. He likes to make you beg for him to stop touching you after you’ve had multiple orgasms in a row. The answer is no.
On the opposite spectrum, he also loves to edge you. Make you beg for release. Whichever mood he’s in that day, it’s still pure sexual torture.
Spanking. The more marks on your ass and thighs, the better.
Choking. His hands always seem to find their way around your neck to give it a squeeze. Most times it threatens to be too tight.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Asa prefers to keep his sex contained to his specific space in either his home or his hotel. These spaces are typically decked out to the max with his toys and restraints. He doesn’t like to be far from them.
Every now and then, though, the couch will do. He’s got restraints hidden under it.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
If you are sassing Asa, or simply giving him a hard time, it fuels his motivation to put you in your place.
If you’re on your period, he is like a feral dog chasing a bitch in heat. It’s the most sexually active you’ll ever see him.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Don’t call him master. Call him sir.
His line is at scat.
He would prefer it if you did not puke on him. If you do though, it’s not the end of the world. But it’s certainly the end of sex.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
With Asa, you’re the one giving. Your place is on your knees between his legs, and he will make sure to remind you if you forget.
When you're giving Asa head, be prepared for him to grab your head and fuck your throat. It's his favorite.
He will eat you out on your period, though. It’s like a reward.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Rough and drawn out. Sex is not a one and done event with Asa, you will be with him for hours at a time without a moment to rest. Only after he is finished will you get the chance to catch your breath.
By the time you are done, you will be sore and will be covered in bruises. Don’t forget the bite marks.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies with Asa are very rare, if not nonexistent. As stated, he prefers long, drawn out sessions. One orgasm isn’t enough for him.
If you’re not his captive, and the mood strikes him, he may drag you into a quickie. It may still be an hour long, though.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Asa loves to push limits and see how far he can take it with you.
As long as the risk doesn’t include outing himself to the public, he would be willing to take it.
With all the toys he has and the filthy thoughts in his head, you will be his sex guinea pig, so to speak.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
His personal record is five orgasms in one day.
In terms of endurance, Asa has trained himself well not to cum prematurely, he can practically cum on command. Rest assured, you will have cum multiple times before he has once.
Let that be a gauge of how long sex lasts.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Asa practically owns a sex shop with the amount of toys he has.
Dildos, vibrators, anal toys, BDSM gear, even down to things he has made himself, he has it. And he is not afraid to use them. He will use them.
Asa is not shy to use toys on himself, but that is usually when he is on his own. Now and then, he may use a cock ring on himself with you. Just because he enjoys it.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
It’s borderline torture with how much teasing he will do to you. You will be sobbing and begging before he finally gives you relief; if you’re lucky.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He is less of a moaner, and more of a talker. Talking down to you while he fucks you is his go to.
“Look at you taking my cock so easily. Slut.”
“You didn’t even try to stop me. Disgusting.”
While he doesn’t moan, he will growl. Especially when he cums, but also if you do something to disappoint him. If you hear it, you’re in trouble.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
This is a man with two jobs; an entomology professor and an exterminator.
While his extermination job is purely to scope out new victims, it is nonetheless, a job.
While this could lead one to think he is well off, he typically blows all his money on his hoarding- I mean, collecting.
With his night hobby at the hotel, along with a busy day schedule, he typically forgets to eat and sleep. You’d never know it by looking at him, though.
Asa hand makes all of his traps, leading one to the conclusion that he is experienced with welding and iron work, along with carpentry and electrical work. He is very handy.
He has a long list of talents one wouldn’t expect. You didn’t think he could knit, could you? Think again.
This man suffers from several mental illnesses. The trauma of his childhood certainly haunts him and keeps him awake. His horrible insomnia also doesn’t help his mood.
Thanksgiving is a very bad time for him. You will not be able to find him. Don’t even ask about his plans to celebrate; there are none.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Asa is pretty average when it comes to length, coming to 6 inches. Though he is slightly thicker than the average size. Don’t worry though, he knows exactly how to use it.
Asa is also circumcised.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
While Asa is a sex fiend, it’s typically only on his own terms. His libido is quite low, meaning you will probably only get it from him now and then. Unless the mood strikes.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Asa is never one to fall asleep after sex unless he was truly that tired beforehand.
You’d never know the answer though, as you’re usually locked back in your trunk after he is done.
If you’re not a captive, you’re sent on your way once you’re cleaned up. Or he leaves if he is at your place.
Having two day jobs along with a long night hobby, his sleep schedule is already all over the place as it is. Who knows when he actually fits in time to sleep.
#slasher x reader#asa emory x reader#the collector#HHHNG I love this man#I don't care that he's a horrible man I want him#I'd glady be his sex toy#also beautiful bug baby girl#YES#my little meow meow#let us not forget he purrs#ugh why is he perfect#what even are red flags#I love red
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a crazy camera work moment from the 2016 Brazilian gp
#brocedes#i dont even know what to say about this one#like.....#in my heart he's still my best friend#also the amount of red flags during this race#like come onnnnnn#((says a guy who cries while driving if the wind is blowing too hard))#f1 posting#f1#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg
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I just think the polite, well-behaved young man who secretly enjoys murdering people with his bare hands and gouging their eyes out and the blood-splattered god who delights in carnage and gleefully exploding people with his mind should, hand in unloveable hand, embrace their primal rage, become avatars of the slaughter together, and be deliriously happy for all of 2 seconds before one of them invariably kills the other. and it would be a real coin toss who dies first
#sorry for thinking romance isn't dead#arkayne#malevolent#arthur lester#kayne#the way kayne is 100% here for everything arthur is his whole deal and “that's what I love about you” in 40 I know he'd enable him#and arthur at their first meeting asking kayne for help not caring that hes a walking red flag surrounded by hundreds of headless corpses#looking guilty as hell like. he didn't care!! perhaps b/c kaynes so open and honest with it. all the other eldritch horrors#play mind games kayne is unapologetic he brags about his atrocities & tells arthur hes a malevolent entity before agreeing#to a deal with him in coda. hes always been honest with him. only time he lies outright is re: yellow and even then. its complicated
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Some more advice for fellow adults: set your ego aside and let younger people (even kids!) educate and teach you. There is no shame in looking to a younger person for education and knowledge. It is, actually, a big facet of humanity that we teach each other - why, then, does that teacher need to be the Right Age in order for you to be willing to learn from them?
#youth liberation#adultism#i'm looking to a younger person to teach me about crochet and it's actually FINE#it's actually not an attack on Your Ego that a young person is more knowledgeable about something or possesses a talent at a level you dont!#and personally i like learning from younger people because they tend to be kind and PASSIONATE about what they are talented at!#like the young person i'm learning crochet from has this super bubbly and energetic personality and that's MOTIVATING me#and it feels less like they're just dictating crochet at me and more like we're equals sharing a passion and a craft#and THAT is what makes people want to learn. THAT is what will keep people engaged and motivated even when it gets tough#frankly it's just... kind of a red flag to me when somebody devalues younger people SO MUCH that they REFUSE to listen or learn from them#it's just... arrogance and cruelty for the sake of cruelty in my eyes
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day 22: anything for you ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
#minifemslashfeb2024#shioraven#(nerissa voice) she's definitely a red flag but red's my fav colour so WHAT IT DO BABYYYYY#this is late because the details on shiori's dress almost ended me#YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HALF OF IT. the things I do for goth women#hololive#holoadvent#nerissa ravencroft#shiori novella#GOD I love clingy rissa. my beloved
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So, Tex might've had a thing for smartasses and nerds with nice asses. Sue her. "I'd love to take you apart, Agent Texas," "Tell you what, Doctor Grey. Call me Beth and I might just let you."
RVB Rarepair Week, Day 4: This doesn't seem physically possible!
Characters who never met in canon,,, the galaxy brain of this prompt was both fun and surprisingly hard to fill!!
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb rarepair week dos#rvb rarepair week 2024#my art#batsy art#rvb texas#rvb dr grey#rvb agent texas#rvb emily grey#this was so fun honestly... crazy queens#tex absolutely has a thing for nerds ESPECIALLY ones that will argue with her even tho she can benchpress them#dr grey just has a thing for crazy#also i hc that the name beth came from partially from Beta and partially from the og allison's middle name being elizabeth#and beth was beta's way of making it her own#also im a little embarrassed i had to look up the texas flag for her shorts..#I LIVE IN TX YOUD THINK!!! ID KNOW WHAT THE FUCKIN FLAG LOOKS LIKE
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#house md#james wilson#lisa cuddy#screencap#s05e07 “The Itch”#long post#longpost#this convo makes me feral#am i supposed to be buying that this is wilson wingmaning? was that the original intent? not girls gossiping about their crush?!?#bc thats the vibe here#not only wilson starts swinging at her sassy style#he then asks “why not” with a look of a man who already went and rationalized why not#Cuddy lays it out - not only had she thought about it she is right on the money with her predictions#in hindsight even optimistic#BUT THEN#WILSON GOES “HEY WHAT YOURE SAYING ALL TRUE BUT SOUNDS GOOD ACTUALLY”#RED FLAGS? NOT TO ME#it also reflects core difference in their perception of house and their relationships#and wilson is right with his statement too because he sees house differently#argh
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Voice actors are NOT the same as actors.
It takes a specific kind of skill-set and training to be able to warp and meld the voice. It takes a certain kind of talent and dedication to hone that talent into the ability to meld the voice and invoke emotion with one's voice alone. Actors are used to using their voice secondarily to their body language and their facial expressions. It's all mirrored back on camera. They do have nuance. But it's a different kind of nuance and a different kind of training to produce that nuance.
Voice actors might get their likeness transposed on their character's design, and maybe their mannerisms might seep into the character's animation. But when it's all said and done: their presence is in their voice. They are bringing a character to life, showing that emotion in their voice, trying to keep a specific accent, drawl, pitch, tone in that voice and keep it consistent for their recording sessions.
The voice actor is like a classically trained musician who can play first chair in a competitive, world-renown orchestra. The actor (who fills the voice actor's role) is like a moot who played violin in beginner and intermediate high school orchestra and thinks they can get into Juilliard with that 2-4 years of experience.
This doesn't mean that the HS orchestra moot can't play. They can even be really good at it. Maybe they won competitions and sat first chair. But they are not in the same league as the person who's been training their whole lives and lives and breathes to hone their craft using the instrument and all of the training they've ever acquired to perfect it. They are not meant for the same roles. They are not in the same caliber. You do not hire the HS equivalent when you want to play complex music in a competitive orchestra.
Actors are not the same as voice actors.
And furthermore, actors - especially big name actors - taking the roles of animated characters for big budget films or TV pilots makes no sense anyways when - at least in the case of TV pilots - there's not a point to hiring a big budget actors anyways. That money could be used elsewhere (like paying your animators), and the talent that is brought onto the screen for X character could then be hired on to voice said character no recasting required.
I wouldn't say voice acting as a profession is in danger exactly, but it's certainly being disrespected and overlooked for celebrity clout, and this has ALWAYS been an issue. Shoot, even Robin Williams knew that much - which is why he tried so hard not to be used as a marketing chess piece for Aladdin and got royally pissed off when it happened anyways. People shouldn't go to any movie (but especially not animated films) because "oh famous actor is in it". People should go because it's a good movie and the voice acting is good.
People who honest to god think that voice actors are replaceable because "oh well anyone can voice act" or "I like xyz celebrity so naturally it'll be good" ... Honestly I just wish you'd reassess your priorities because you're missing the point and are part of the problem.
Voice Actors ≠ Actors.
#(i am incredibly passionate about this)#(and seeing celebrity voice actors in what should be a voice actor's role completely burns my buns it doesn't matter WHO it is)#(hemsworth as optimus? someone tell me one good reason why they couldn't get a good v/a to replace mr. cullen properly for the future)#(ben shwartz as sonic? dude literally isn't even a good voice actor OR actor anyways-)#(- A N D jason griffith AND my boy roger craig smith are still RIGHT HERE)#(jason griffith IN PARTICULAR would have pulled back SO many sonic fans that went to watch the film anyways. if not /more/.)#(and on top of that he has the same tonality and energy they tried to force this moshmo to try and emulate anyways so GET THE REAL THING)#(chris pratt as mario? i can at least defend /him/ and say that barring his failure to do a NY accent consistently he wasn't terrible)#(but mario's new voice actor could've been used instead and people would've clearly appreciated that WAY more)#(vanessa hudgens as sunny starscout in mlp g5's pilot movie? literally why. they replace her and hitch's va in the show.)#(don't even get me started on the concept of hiring celebrity singers to do musical theatre roles or not letting musical theatre singers-)#(-dub the celebrity voice actors you just HAD to hire for your film bc you're so worried about not getting enough clout to get ppl in seats#(that you're putting it all in this (1) big name hire bc turns out that you have no faith in your writing ability much less-)#(-animation as a medium.)#(and no before anyone says anything : no this is not me saying that ALL celebrity voice castings are bad.)#(there are some that aren't that bad and others that are actually pretty good.)#(i especially appreciate it when actors are damn well aware they aren't voice actors and try to LEARN from voice coaches-)#(-and/or their va predecessors if applicable.)#(that does not change the fact that the celebrity shouldn't have been hired just because the film wanted to have bragging clout-)#(-oh look at this FAMOUS PERSON we were able to hire — yeah ok. sure wendy. i want to know if this film is quality or not.)#(and 9/10 times the SECOND there is money spent on a non voice actor to voice the main character especially)#(that usually means somewhere along the way animation IS going to get shafted. if not w the animators themselves then in the way of-)#(-the actual animation itself and ESPECIALLY the screenwriting because it's especially been so dogshit lately even before the strike.)#(a celebrity being hired to fill a voice actor's role is such an immediate red flag to me and it is VERY rare that i get to be proven wrong
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The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au. Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously. Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?
Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.
(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.
Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?
Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?
Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.
Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?
Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?
Desire: well done!
Death: and for a three-month anniversary?
Dream: give them a key to my flat.
Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)
Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".
(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--
Dream: Hob
Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?
Dream: NO.
Death: oh thank go-
Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.
Death: . . .
Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?
Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?
Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.
Death: fuck
Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.
Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?
Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?
Death: yeah.
Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.
Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]
Johanna, morose: the bastard.
In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)
#dreamling#the sandman#it's underappreciated how many red flags hob probably is buried under his amiable exterior#he looked at dream of the endless and went 'yeah'#not even as a 'i can make him better'#very much as a 'i can vibe with his current state and frankly even if he was worse i'd still be like that's my husband [shrug emoji]'#'what am i supposed to do? i knew who he was when i married him'#everybody around them: [extremely done with their shit] STOP ENABLING HIM#hob: he's my goth sweetheart#dream's entire family: he's ten sulking cats in eyeliner and a dramatic coat#hob: i know :D i love him!#johanna constantine is like 'hob's insane'#and everybody's going 'oh no don't be so mean he's just a little boring next to dream'#johanna: he saw dream being dream and went 'i need to stamp my name on him. how do i permanently tie us together'#johanna: he'd never safety pin a condom but i can just see the gears turning in hob's head about how to get to spend more time with dream#johanna: just radiating smug contentment over his insane wet cat#hob: i cannot wait to spend the next 60 years with that man#hob: and ideally die in our sleep together still holding hands#death and johanna: [staring at him over their fourth round of drinks]#dream: [heart of eyes and pink of cheeks]#dream: we should never not be holding hands#hob: okay but what if occasionally we stop holding hands just to then appreciate the feeling of starting to hold hands again#dream: [mulling] acceptable#death and johanna could probably start an entire benefriends or actual romantic relationship entirely based on judging dreamling
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been thinking about the orym and zeru conversation from 105 and sitting in a puddle of angsty thoughts about the uncertain future because orym saying "your son saved my life a day ago" and zeru saying "maybe you'll get the chance to return the favor" and orym saying "your son has already carved a very impressive verse in the pages of history and if my friends and i have anything to do with it he'll pen many more" and thinking ALLLLL the way back to the beginning of the campaign when dorian said "no debts between us" and how that could be taken one of two ways and remain true
something something fathers and sons and the inevitable dance of fate and pride and loss something something
#this is the fanfic author in me running wild but orym saving dorian via taking a hit for him? paying with his life to sustain dorian's?#and then smiling at him with blood in his teeth because 'we're even - no debts between us'#and maybe magic will be fine and they can revive orym but it's still a death it still counts against coming back again#and who knows maybe the matron will be gone and who knows if life and death will still bend to the whims of magic when fate has no patron#anyway these are what we call narrative red flags but this show isn't scripted sO WHO KNOWS#cr#critical role#dorym#c3e105#they make me insane in case you couldn't tell already from the everything about me
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at this point, i'm just in awe at how they f*cked up a live action adaptation of ATLA twice... TWICE 🤦
#atla#Avatar the Last Airbender#huge red flag from the get go when Mike and Bryan decided to leave due to 'creative differences'#the characterization in the live action series was HORRIBLE#it's like they took every aspect that we love about the original characters in the animated series and just chucked it out the window#like what tf did they do with Bumi and Azula?!!#don't even get me started on Katara...#ugh i cannot even#and no amount of little references to the original animated series is gonna do sh*t#especially not if you're gonna ruin everything we love about these characters in the first place#just to clarify my gripe isn't with any of the actors it's with the WRITING#seriously just stop...#STOP MAKING LIVE ACTION ADAPTATIONS OF A PERFECTLY GOOD ANIMATED SERIES AND LEAVE THEM ALONE
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right, y'all need to stop this now. there can only be a certain amount of this kinda man in media, surely? 🙈🙈🙈
#i don't even know how to quantify this selection except as them all being Starbait - and you all know it too 😳😳😳#like there's a SUPER funny Venn diagram to be made out of these guys#and for every trait one of them doesn't have. they share a different one with another#weird inappropriate sleazeballs with distinctly 60s/70s fashion sense#every single one a walking red flag and most conceived to be off-putting to the audience#and oh my god why is Augustus the only one with regular teeth 😭😭😭#what IS this!!!!!!!#vic diamond#rolando#swan#mad mod#austin powers#augustus st. cloud#thelma the unicorn#rolando helluva boss#phantom of the paradise#neil richards#austin powers international man of mystery#the venture brothers#helluva boss#potp#dcau#venture bros#starleskatalks
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Once Howl bought himself a big flag of Wales for some purely national important holiday, so that his soul could be at ease that he did not forget his native important dates, because Wales does not love him, but he loves Wales
And he hung this flag somewhere in the Castle just for it to hang, seriously. He planned to take it down in a few days.
... But after the first visit, a very true rumor spread throughout Ingary that the horrible wizard Howl had defeated the dreadful dragon and hung its banner in his house as a trophy.
When these news reached the royal palace, wizeds Suliman laughed out of his mind.
#Sophie also knew what it was she's his wife and all#she was just a little weirded out he got this flag that randomly and now it fills like half of a wall#but other ppl?#I don't know If Ingary has dragons#If anyone knows tell me pls I haven't read other books#but it's gonna be even funnier If there's no dragons like#HE HAS FOUND!! A DRAGON!! SOMEHOW#AND!! DEFEATED IT!!!#What a scary powerful wizard he kills poorly painted red dragons in his sleep#howl's moving castle book#howl's moving castle#book howl#hmc#howls moving castle#hmc book
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Casey Stoner, Pushing the Limits
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#casey stoner#brr brr#//#i realised i had one important take about the casey/vale rivalry that isn't linked to my actual thesis about them because. listen#i think about this line like. once a week. it haunts me in my sleep. i cannot carry this burden on my own any longer#casey. casey. is it really cOVERED?? with luminous yellow?? COVERED????#i'm not massively fond of the shade of red either but i don't think valentino was involved in making it more orange#my man saw the tiniest hint of yellow and was like 'what the fuck is this'#like valentino's LEATHERS are a wee bit yellow but that's!! not!! the bike!! also casey YOU had the aussie flag on your bloody bike number#the green is also on nicky hayden's gp12 btw like it's LITERALLY JUST THE NUMBER that's yellow#YOU DON'T EVEN SEE THE SEAT WHEN HE'S SITTING ON THE GP11 CASEY IT'S A RED BIKE#i don't have a coherent point about this but it is a LITTLE fascinating! like this made it into his autobiography!!#it's such an interesting thing to even notice no? like you're thinking about their stunning blood red being contaminated?#Does He View Valentino Rossi As An Infection? this is some symbolically potent shit when u think about it#do u think all valentino's victims have like. some kind of deeply ingrained aversion to the colour yellow. pavlovian response and all that#to be clear i find this very funny and i support casey in being a bit demented about valentino. who amongst us#heretic tag
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truly i love all of you and i'm so grateful for all the support i get on my vanilla milkshake posts here because i've just seen the way people talk about vanilla milkshake and mysticao on twitter and its genuinely taken 50 years off my life. now i've been reminded as to why i should never join the crk fandom on twitter
#its not even just twitter but the comments i get on tiktok all the time make me want to blow myself up genuinely#on twitter i just saw a thread about mysticao going like Oh durr how can u ship it after reading ep 4#and then proceeds to post a reply saying “enemies to lovers is really good if its done well!! but theyre just torturing each other here” ??#so you dont like enemies to lovers then . what do you think enemies to lovers means ??? they just argue sometimes? lol#also wdym “if its done well” we haven't gotten the full lore of the beasts#and its implied that they only turned this way because they were wronged somehow#that + the amount of power and responsibility that having the full soul jam put on them it was literally a recipe for corruption#its not even as if dark cacao thinks mystic flour was just evil to be evil he literally CALLS HER OUT on being insecure#she wanted to create a world without individuality and without personal interests that could lead to harm of others#which i think is heavily tied to her backstory we havent seen yet#imo. this would in fact be enemies to lovers done well#i dont even ship them btw. but i feel obligated to defend it since i just hate ppl who take this stuff at face value#its such a shame that twitter people have the literacy skills of a 1st grader because i would love to post my crk art on there#and make some friends#but if ppl would be like Erm you cant ship shadowvanilla its hashtag toxic and a red flag!!#then like oookay lol whatever man#sorry for the yappathon#txt#not art#discourse
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I might be misremembering but it's crazy that real lestat (that we know of) never refers to claudia as "ours", only ever refers to her as Louis' daughter. But dreamstat (AKA louis' imagined version of lestat) refers to her as 'our daughter'. This version of Lestat is both a taunting presence and also a comforting one and in this moment it's clear he's supposed to be comforting- meaning I think that Louis longed to hear Lestat take paternal ownership of Claudia the same way Lestat longed to hear Louis say I love you. Like a "this is it. We're a family. You're my husband and the father of our daughter"
A lot of notable things happened in this episode obviously but this is the one thing I can comprehend at this very moment
#sorry ive BEEN locked in for this specific line of dialouge so i immediantly jumped out at me when i heard it#i have been WAITING for louis to refer to claudia not as his daughter but “our daughter” subtle differences.....#also im sorry jacob anderson sir but i am truly no better than lestat i stared at the frame of louis lying in bed for like 5 minutes#i feel so bad for louis tbh like everything is just... so bad for him. always. but i cant defend him seeing a red flag and running to it#my queen likes crazy dick#i have more thoughts im just overwhelmed. armand being a walking red flag but its hotter like that tbqh#him grabbing santiago..... him bossing the coven around. even him in the promo. you can act docile around lou all you want but ik what u r#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#iwtv season 2#loustat#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#interview with the vampire
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