#what else should i tag?

[xatsperesso]

What if the boys know mc before going to rad?

It was 3 AM

Of course it was 3 am

I was just in the kitchen making myself a sandwich to avoid the existential crisis that's waiting to happen

And i do my lil-not-safe-around-knives-habit of closing my eyes and kinda doing things blindly when im tired. Then i saw a flash of light through my closed eyelids

That was the first time.

I open my eyes quickly and immediately see a chest

That is not my fluffy white cat's chest. That's a man

My eyes squint at the chest in front of me before looking for the head. It was fluffy orange head staring at my plate. The sandwich i blindly made using way too much cheese, pickles and tomatoes even though i dont like tomatoes.

I give the guy my sandwich

He smiles at me, gulps it then disappears

I really need to sleep. It's not funny anymore

--

The second time it's happened I was lounging in my living room enjoying a lazy day with my cat. Just scrolling through the tv, trying to find anything-

Ahem

I whip my head around and see green impatient eyes looking down at me.

"Did you summon me here to just stare or do you have a reason?" He glares at me

I stare back

He starts getting angry

I raise my cat's head as a peace offering

He looks at the cat, no anger could be seen and starts to pet it. I imagined the corner of his mouth twitching.

"Is that all?" I nod

"You're sacrificing this cat to me?" I pull my cat closer, profusely shaking my head.

He looks annoyed but he disappears like the first one

This isn't a one time thing

Dammit, i need to deal with this

--

It's taken me a couple of sleepless nights and endless research, but that's probably what i need to do.

I light the candles around the scripts, try my best to pronounce the words correctly, and wait as smoke encases the room.

"You are in the presence of The Great Solomon. Tell me, young sorcerer, why-" i grab his black robe and stare dead in his eyes

"Is talking to demons dangerous?? Will they steal my voice???" I ask as my voice wobbles, tears threatening to fall

"It's just that last time he was talking to me and i was afraid cause this has never happened to me before but it felt so rude not to answer when he started asking me and it was like he was judging me and-"

"Woah woah, calm down! Demons cant steal voices unless it's in the contract" I stare at his awkward, uncomfortable smile trying to find any signs of lies

"Thank fuck" I let out the hugest sigh of relief, and let go of the sorcerer "I sorry, this has been stressing me out but i shouldn't have grabbed you like that. Tea?"

"Yes, thank you, and it’s alright. This is why i made it possible for magicians to summon me. I take it that you've been summoning demons lately?"

"Nah, they just sorta appear out of nowhere"

He blinks at me

I blink at him

"What-"

--

I was engrossed in the horror movie. The music was getting louder. They were hiding from the it. they were running. One of them tripped cause of course they have to trip. The music is so loud now. They barely manage to hide-

"I, THE GREAT MAM-" I scream so loud the white haired demon gets startled.

"O-OI! What’s yo de-" screams from the tv interrupts him as the character got dragged by that-that thing and it started torturing them for fun-

Lots of screams, huddles, and complaints were heard that day

--

"Gosh, i wish they weren't so busy today" I sighed as i continued playing mario carts alone "i really wanna kick someone's ass"

Just say the word and god will deliver

The light appeared once again, and out came a blue haired demon and-ohmylord is that a tail!

Thank whoever keeps summoning them, now my boredom will cease to exist

"Ugh, why did you have to summon me now, normie"

...Ya know, maybe im not that bored

Still, i pick the extra controller and toss it at him. He caught it with his tail (damn i want a tail)

"Wha-! Don't just throw controllers-"

"Wanna play? I bet I'm gonna win"

The demon stared at me for a second, looked at the tv to see the mario cart game. He seemed tempted

"Tch, I'm not gonna lose to some normie" he plopped down besides me and chose a character

...I'm gonna decimate him

--

"Hah! Noob"

"Shut up! You must be cheating!"

--

My cat gave me something

This was the first time

I was not ready

A red-head suddenly appeared in the living room

He looked mildly confused, but was smiling nonetheless. He looked ready to say something, probably cheerful.

I burst out crying

That made him panic, and that's probably when he noticed the blood in my hands

My cat gave me a headless bird, and that left me shaken

Somehow, he ended up cradling my hysteric form as i cried

After i calmed down and thanked him for trying to comfort me, he said it was nothing and left

He looked very confused the whole time

--

Halloween was around the corner, and i decided I'm aiming for traumatizing people.

i took out my make-up, pulled up a 5 minutes craft video, and tried my best to imitate.

turns out im very good at make-up. it looked like someone cut up my face and blood was oozing out!

of course, a demon had to show up now of all times

i look at the light, and the demon comes out of it twirling like a ballerina.

he seems like a weird guy

"You've summoned me, Asmo-oh my! you're hurt. sorry, but I'm not really fit for this kind of things" he said, eyeing me up and down "unless you have a good payment for it~"

"...ignoring that, I'm not actually hurt. This is just make-up!"

"Oooh! That is pretty good, would fooled anyone! but it's not cute at all. let me show you how to look hella cute" he comes close, nabbing a make-up sponge out of nowhere

"W-wait! I'm doing this for halloween!! I want to look scary!" He grabs the makeup remover and grabs my face

"C'mon, sweetheart, scary is overrated! Just let Asmodeus take care of it~"

--

Once again, it is 3 am. I need a better sleeping schedule.

I'm in the kitchen making some hot chocolate, when he came. In all his grumpy glory holding a pillow.

"Dammit, what the fuck do you want, human"

Oh

His voice was laced with malice

His eyes stared me down with hatred

He was murderous

I need to be careful around this one

...but

It's 3 am. I'm tired. Too tired to deal with this shit.

I return to my hot chocolate on the stove "want some hot coaco?" He squinted at me, warily

Fair. I'm a stranger after all

"What kind of ploy-"

"Just hot chocolate" i grab more milk, more choco. Maybe I'll add more marshmallows too "I'm planning to drink some at the roof. The stars look bright tonight. Wanna join?"

He was still untrutsful, he was still wary, but when i put a cup im front of him and headed upstairs, he followed.

He just sat quietly, i tried my best to not look at him a lot, try making him feel safe.

It was nice. We didn't talk, we stayed far away from each other. He left his cup for me to clean.

But it was nice

--

Shit shit shitshitshitshi-

That's all i can think of as i scramble to get on top of the table. Im so not fit for this

A light, my savior, appeared leaving behind green haired demon

Yes, he's gonna-and he's already on top of the fridge, staring in fear

"WHAT Are you doing?!" I screamed cause what the fuck??

"You must have Misunderstood something. I am not to be summoned for such things"

"... WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF YOU HAVING ALL THIS DEMONIC POWERS IF YOU'RE SCARED OF A FUCKING RAT"

"May I remind you that you too-"

Meow

"*Gasp*, Satan!" I yelled in relief as my fluffy hero came and chased the mouse out of the room

"Pfft"

"You got a problem with my kitty?" I grumbled, getting off the table on shaky legs to get tan-tan, my hero, some treats and cuddles

Unlike a certain someone who's still on top of the fridge

"Not at all, it just reminds me of someone" he hopped off the fridge and came to give my kitty a few pet

I smiled. Seems like demons like cats.

Or maybe satan is a demon cat

"if that's all, i will be going then. I still have duties to finish"

And just like that, he vanished.

Squeak

Oh. Right.

The mouse is still in the house somewhere

--

Alright, time to work

I'm sitting cross-legged, tablet on my thighs, stylus in my hand and trying figure out how hair works

"Ah. Where...am i?" He asks, looking very confused

A bright light, much brighter than any other appeared, and the person who came out of it seemed to glow

That's a first

"You're in my house. You don’t..look like a demon?? Sorry if that..offends you?"

"Don't worry, I'm not offended at all" he waved his hand dismissively "I'm not a demon, though. I'm an angel. Were you trying to summon a demon?"

"No, they actually just suddenly appear around me. I didn't know this could happen to an angel"

"Well, i didn't know an angel could be summoned" he looked kinda dazed

Im not sure what to do

"Are you..okay?" He looked at me for a moment, a soft smile plastered on his face

"No"

"...do you, want to drink something? I could fix you some coffee"

"Yes, that would be delightful. Thank you" he slowly dropped to the ground, staring at a spot on the wall

It was very awkward until he realised he could just leave

I think he's got an existential crisis to deal with

--

This time I didn’t see a bright light, i heard a 10 year-old scream

I ran out of the kitchen, an egg still in my hand to see who the fuck is screaming in my living room

Lo and behold, it was a 10 year old

"Wh-where am i?! Why am i here?! Did-did you do this??!" The kid was near tears at that point

"Hey, hey hey, calm down" i slowly drop to my knees "it's alright, buddy. i know suddenly being transported here is very scary. Is this your first time?"

"Alright, thank you for telling me," he's glowing like the other angel. An angel too? "You're in my house right now. Do you know how to do magic? Like teleports and stuff? So you can get back home?"

"Y-yes" he's still near tears. He’s also far away from me, untrusting, but he's not screaming. I call that a success

He sniffs, then lowers the arms that were shielding him

"No, b-but I'm sure simeon will know that I'm here and will come get me!"

"That's great! But it might take him a while to figure out where you are. Do you wanna help me make some cupcakes until then? You'll of course take some home with you" he brightened up at that. So cute

"Y-yes! What kind of cupcakes are we making? Is that the kitchen? I happen to have these ingredients that are from the celestial realm and will make the cupcakes taste better!"

I smiled as i entered the kitchen behind him. He's so cute

"Seems like you know how to bake"

"Of course! I love baking things, and all the angels say that my baking is good! Don't worry, with me here your cupcakes will be the best cupcakes you've ever tasted! Simeon says that-" and like that he's taken over my batter and started adding stuff to it, only needing my assistance when something is on a higher shelf

An hour later, the same angel from before ("Simeon, look! We made cupcakes! Want one?) Came and took the lil' guy ("what's your name? I'm luke!") Away, promising him that he can have more play dates with me when I'm free

The guy, Simeon, looked like ge has yet to recover from his existential crisis

--

And just like that, the demons and angels kept being coming

"Oi, you will not believe how much money this scheme got me-"

And going

"Sorryy, but i gotta go now. How about we go to that centre next time?"

They kept coming with their antics

"Hah! Noob"

"At least not a normie anymore"

With their surprises

"What do you mean you're the prince of devildom? How the fuck do you keep ending up here?? Aren't you supposed to be the hardest to summon???"

With their favors

"MC! I am so happy i got here I've just found a new recipe in this book can we try it??"

With their worries

"My twin has been acting weird. He’s less objecting of lucifers plans, but its..very strange? and of coming out of nowhere"

Some still get shaken whenever they come

"Oh. I'm here again. I, thought it was gonna be that one time. Ha ha."

"...how about you sit down. On the couch this time"

And some decide to leave the second they see my face

"Oh, my apologies, but i must-"

"You will sit your ass down and you will drink the tea i make you or i swear i will-"

...Some have found out my address and just decided to make my house theirs

"Hey, apprentice! How about we learn how to-"

"Solomon, we've trained for 5 damn hours yesterday. I'm not uttering a single spell until I, at the very least, eat some damned breakfast"

I started learning more about them

"You named your cat after me?!"

"Your name is satan?!"

I started seeing them grow more comfortable around me

"I don't like humans, but, maybe not all humans are bad"

"...that sound kinda racist-"

"You know what I mean"

Months passed by, and I'm pretty sure i became close with all of them

Until the unimaginable happened

I got summoned

In a flash of light, i was somewhere else wearing different clothes(do their clothes also change?) I looked around to see-

"Guys!!" I screamed happily, it's always fun being around them

"MC!!" They screamed, their enthusiasm matching mine, but they all suddenly froze

"Wait, you know mc??" They turned to each other very confused, and suddenly questions were thrown, their voices growing louder and louder, and im just looking at them contemplating whether to break up the fight that will inevitably star-

"Silence!" A black haired demon suddenly yelled, and everyone stopped yelling "how do you all know of this human?"

Everyone stared at him, gears turning in their minds.

"LoL, Lucifer's the only one who doesn't MC"

They all joined forces (except for beel, the sweetheart) to tease black hair( Lucifer?) Over not being summoned before

"...are they always this loud?" I turn to Barbatos, who's looking very amused

"Yes, they've always been like this"

"Did you really never meet Lucifer, mc?"

"Ive heard of him. They always complain about him, especially satan and belphie"

"Well, worry not! I'd be more than glad to tell you all about Lucifer! I know the most about him, as he's my right hand man after all"

"...I thought you were talking about Barbs, your literal butler. The same guy who's taken care of since you were a baby" i heard a sigh from the greenette beside me

"One can only dream"

-- *bonus*

Knock knock

I looked at the door tiredly. Why would they willingly come to me at 1 am

still, I get up to open the door, and behind it was no other than Lucifer.

Weird, i could've sworn he was trying to avoid me all day

"Ahem, i apologise for disturbing you at this late hour. May i talk to you for a moment?" I let him into my room, then plop myself on one of the cushions on the floor.

He looked at me hesitantly

"You dont have to sit on the floor. There are chairs over there if you want" i say, but he shakes his head. He then attempts to, very awkwardly, sit on a cushion on the floor

Alright then

"So, what do you want to talk about" he looks out of his depth. Like he doesn't know what to say

Fair. No one knows how to talk properly at 1 am, and he looks like he'd rather get a seizure than talk in anything less than formal.

So I just accepted that this might take a while, and started playing with a rubiks cube satan gave me

I hate this cube

After a long moment of lucifer staring at me, he sighed

"I heard that you're the reason belphegor's..views on humans have changed"

"I guess that's what happened? I'm not really sure I'm the reason though. All I've done is give him some drinks or food, lend him my bed and occasionally talk to him. I didn't even try to change anything" i scratched my neck. This is somehow more awkward than Simeon's first visit

"Nonetheless, you were a big reason for what my brother's change, and I've noticed some changes in my other siblings. Positive changes."

"Well, it's nice knowing that I'm a good influence?" I really want him to just get over it. It's late and he's in my room and it's just very awkward

He looks at me for a moment, open his mouth to say-

"For fuck’s sake, Lucifer, just thank them already"

"Belphie! What are you doing in the exchange student's bed?" He asks very accusatory, as if he's not in the 'exchange student's' room so late into the night

"He’s been passed out there since dinner"

"And where were you planning on sleeping tonight" that's a trick question that i know the answer to

"LoL what's sleep" and i instantly regret saying that. That was not the right answer. His face is screaming it

"Just stay out of trouble, human" he gets up and goes to leave the room

He stops at the door way, and looks me in the eye

"Continue being a good influence on my brothers" then he closed the door behind him

"Don't worry," belphie yawns in his pillow " he's just like that. I'm sure you're be able to turn him around"

"Just make sure not to capture his heart too" he mumbled as he went back into deep slumber

Hah. Don't worry belphie

There's no way someone could like me in that way

I continue tinkering with the cube, solving it a couple of time, forget how to solve the xube and get frustrated, and before I knew it the sun was up again

Another day of trying to survive the boys' shenanigans

And I cant help but smile at that

[venussisi]

let them OUT

[salomeh]

Foud this website where you can watch movies and listen to music. It's free, legal and not overloaded with ads !

[grieving-angel-hopeful-demon]

Dumb In The Tag Game I Just Thought Up

The only thing a group of aliens have to learn about humanity/earth is your Tumblr

What are some of the biggest misconceptions they will have?

[candydandy-blog1]

It Looks Lovely, Really

This started as just a super self indulgent fic based on how I think Lady Dimitrescu would react to my hairstyle, inspired by a cut that I got a while back now. If this looks familiar, its because I posted this on my ao3 first. Word count: 828

-3rd person pov, reader insert, g/n reader, curly haired reader, no use of y/n.

-warnings: bunch of fluff, maybe Lady D getting mad

Clicks echoed in the castle halls as Alcina strolled through to the main entrance, her dearest excited to show her something according to the servants. Though she attempted to pry some sort of hint as to what it might be, they kept the surprise a secret as per her love's request. They did warn her to not be too shocked, however. Peculiar.

She called out to her love when she neared said entrance as to not startle them and allow them more time to prepare. Oftentimes they zoned out and observed whatever they could about the room, and everything else in the world seemed to melt away when that happened. As endearing as it was to Alcina, it opened them up to getting scared more easily.

“Hi honey!” they called back. “Did the maids tell you?”

“They told me you have a surprise for me, and that you’re quite excited about it.”

“Well, I don’t know if I’d say it’s ‘for you’, but I am excited about it,” Alcina could tell just from the sound of their voice, “and I’m really excited to see your reaction.”

“Well then, may I-?” she finished her sentence with a gesture of her hand into the room.

“Yeah, yeah, of course.”

With that she ducked into the doorway, excitement now built up in her as well, but when she returned to her full height and looked at her dearest, it dissipated. Their once long, beautiful curls that reached mid back ended at their chin instead and settled in rounded layers; they got a bob cut. It’s not that they didn’t look good in it, matter of fact they looked great, but it reminded her of something; or rather someone and did not want that confirmed. With a cursory turn of the head to show the cut in full, however, her fears were solidified. Oh dear god, they got Heisenberg’s haircut. And even worse, it looked adorable.

They twirled to show every angle, then ended it with a small flourish. The beaming smile they held weakened when they saw Alcina’s face, stony and unreadable.

“Well?” It took a moment for Alcina to realize they asked what she thought earlier. The shock must have not let the question register in her mind.

She smiled as best she could while she answered. “It’s cute.”

The smile on her lover's face dropped completely when they heard those words. “Do you not like it?”

“No, no, it’s not that. It’s just,” she tried to find the kindest way to say the next part, but gave up part way through. “Nevermind, what made you want to cut all of your hair off?”

“I’ve just been overdue for a cut for a while now. I can’t stand it when my hair’s that long, it gets way too hot and it’s so much harder to care for.” They ascended the stairs to stand next to their love.

“So why this style?” she asked while she ran her hands through the soft curls, the trapped heat warming her gloves.

“Oh, I just like the way it looks on me.”

“And how did you know you would?” She begged her dearest in her mind to not say what she thought the answer was.

“‘Cuz I’ve gotten it before.” Goddammit. “I’ve been rocking this look for about,” they paused to think, fingers scratching at their jaw like Heisenberg, “six years now? Yeah, six years. It was already pretty overgrown when we first met, though.”

They moved their head around and ruffled their hair. It only reminded Alcina more of her hated brother; how he would fidget when not doing anything like a bored child, ruffling his own hair under his hat, play with his disgusting gloves, mindlessly adjust his useless sunglasses, those stupid, ridiculous sunglasses. If she could get away with it she would burn it all in a fire along with him and watch as he screams for her mercy.

Her hatred of him must have started to show, because her love looked up at her, eyebrows scrunched together. “Hey, is something the matter? Look, if this is bothering you, I can tie it back.” Fingers wrapped around Alcina’s hand as her love grabbed it, now close to their chest. “I just need you to tell me.”

The sweet gesture snapped her back to the moment. How could she make so many cruel comparisons between her dearest and that fool of a man, especially when her love showed her such care and respect. 

“No, don’t, it looks incredible on you, truly. It’s just,” she paused as she stroked their hair more, “such a big change, I’ll need some time to adjust to it.” 

Her love didn’t look too convinced, but the small smile that formed told Alcina that the answer sufficed. “Alright, if you say so.” With that, they placed a kiss on her hand, the cold of her flesh replaced with their warmth from where they held it for so long. 

[salsawerewolf]

Wip of Wednesday with raven wings

Thank you @wary-taru for the amazing idea

[zenmom]

I love isekai! I think it’s a genre now that there are enough anime with this. I have a story in mind with this and I wanted to share it. Maybe it’ll go into a manga.

It’s something that goes like: Protagonist dies from being pushed by bully out the window at school (yes I know that is extreme but an alternate start is the door to nowhere made by pranksters who put in so much effort to make the prank look like that the school is buildling a new room) reincarnates as a goddess, gets her own planet which is her sandbox and builds her world for some reincarnated people to live here. She names this planet Rebuthnum. And story plot happens idk 🤷🏻‍♀️.

I can’t wait to meet other tumblrs who are into anime isekais like myself. There are more manga and manwha isekais than anime but I still like the anime isekais

[616natsromanoff]

i’m going to tag this everything trending because it’s my birthday and i’m craving validation

[hangonn]

SORRY NOT SORRY

it's time to make different stuff there ll

[lieximhuman]

Hotdogs with chips on top is the only correct way.

[zenmom]

This gives me the literal giggles!😂

[salomeh]

Pls tag your native language and reblog.

[cassandragemini]

Aimee, from Leonard Nimoy’s 2010 photography series Secret Selves

Aimee — tattoo and body piercing

I like being a girl…no one knows I am a woman, let alone a lesbian. My beard is natural, there is no imbalance.

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes

[bonefall]

Honestly? Warriors could use more types of illness besides The Color Coughs to keep things interesting. So, based on a small amount of cursory research--

There are three common causes of feral kitten eye infections:

1. Bacterial infections (staphylococcus spp. or streptococcus spp.) 2. Viral infection (Calcivirus and feline herpesvirus) 3. Physical issues like third eyelid inflammation, allergies, and debris

 For the bacterial infection, honey reigns supreme. It’s THE best possible antibiotic you can find in nature.

For the viral infection, both of these are also packaged with respiratory infections. There is nothing you can take to cure it directly-- the cat goes on medicine so that it doesn’t pick up a secondary infection while fighting it off. This actually sounds like the canonical Color Coughs to me, like Greencough is just what they call it if it advances to Bronchitis.

Lysine is a supplement often prescribed to cats with FEV, it’s a simple amino acid present in basically all proteins, especially in milk... so I’m not sure if it’s feasible for the cats to collect it. Even if they had an animal to milk like a cow, cats are lactose intolerant and can’t digest it.

With physical issues, now we’re talking about real varied treatments.

For allergies, butterbur and processed stinging nettle are herbs Warriors can access that act as natural antihistamines.

For dry eyes, there’s no shortage of herbs said to help with it... though, these are boiled and used as eye drops and compresses, keep in mind. Fennel, eyebright, and chamomile have all been used historically. (Avoid spearmint for your OCs though, all mints are toxic to cats)

For ALL of these though, the medic will want to make sure the eye stays clean, and the den is as humid as possible. If your cats can use fire to boil water then let it cool down before use, that’s VERY helpful. Dirty water (like that collected from a river or pond) is more likely to cause infection.

There should be some sort of herbal remedy to eye infections in kits

Its pretty common for feral kittens to get eye infections so I think it could be neat for med cats to have some sort of remedy or something that stops it from happening to explain why thats never really a problem in warriors!

[yanderespamton78]

Edit since a lot of people seem confused - your "real" name is the name that you want to be referred to in real life. It doesn't have to be your legal name. So if you're trans and you have a different name to whats on your birth certificate, even if not many people call you by the name, it still counts as your real name.

Edit 2 : Holy shit guys please stop reblogging this post my poor inbox im getting like 20 notifs an hour asjfhkajshdkh /lh /srs