#what does that mean? i don't know man i don't know.
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I loved your drawing(and I love your style in general) with Leia in your recent post! If/when you have time can we see more of her in your style? I get so happy whenever I actually see people mention/talk about her and sheโs not just forgotten because we didnโt get to see much of her. ๐ญ
thank you! ๐๐๐ Leia/Leah/Lea/whatever is fascinating to me. she is the ultimate unknown. what was she like? how involved (or even aware of any details of the invasion) was she? Silver's basically a physical carbon copy of his biodad, so what did he get from her? like, I understand why the two of them kind of have to stay as these super vague and mysterious figures -- the whole point of them is that their story ended 400+ years ago and they're not really relevant anymore (and. well. the more that gets explained about them, the less that can just kinda be handwaved as "oh the politics were Very Messy") (we can sit here and theorize all day but let us acknowledge that, ultimately, canon gave us almost nothing about them post-Meleanor and we'd just be making things up). I do still wonder about her though! RIP Lea, we never knew you and we probably never will.
actually you know what, as long as we're here, I think I WILL go ahead and just make some stuff up about what Silver might've inherited from her instead.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#there may be answers somewhere that i just forgot about so uhhh if so#whoops ( แ )#having one of those art days where chances are good i'm just gonna wake up and throw this post out the window so be warned#but yeah idk. i've talked before about the parallels between silver and dawnatello and how i see him as basically bad end silver#he chose the easy option that let him stay loyal and fulfill the obligation he felt to his adoptive family#he knew it wasn't right and that he was being manipulated but he went along with it anyway until it was too late#i think he ultimately had a good heart but my man folded under the slightest bit of social pressure like a wet mcmuffin#so while i'm continuing to make things up out of whole cloth i wanna say that by contrast#lea never had a chance to do shit but if she had i like to think she would've had a spine like galvanized steel#like just personally i don't think she knew much about what the silver owls were actually doing#seriously does henrik seem like the kind of person who would tell her shit about anything#i think he basically took advantage of their dad's failing health to go off and be a warmonger#and if he thought about lea at all it was to be like :) you stay here and do boring domestic princess stuff#while i tell your husband to Do It For Her#i mean this is 100% me writing baseless fanfic here#i just think it'd be fun if the part of silver that was IMMEDIATELY like 'actually no. we aren't doing this.' might've come from her#she just never got a chance to show it#(it didn't seem to come from the knight is all i'm saying)#lilia might've given silver a billion complexes but at least he raised him to do the right thing#man someone left a reply or reblog on an older post and i cannot find it so i apologize for the lack of credit BUT they pointed out#that one of the big differences between silver and the knight is that the knight's family did not really seem to like him very much and lik#yeah i think so. lea might've been the exception there for him.#rip ma'am we'll never know if you deserved better or not
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i see your face in every crowd - op81
summary: the asutralian grand prix is right around the corner and oscar's face is everywhere in melbourne, his ex girlfriend can't help but miss him (he misses her too)
folkie radio: if you know me you know i'm a sucker for an exes to lovers trope, and honestly this one is one of my faves i've ever done. ENJOY AND LEAVE FEEDBACK
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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yourinstagram back home for a bit... needed some time to reset & breathe. been writing loads lately - the songs are just pouring out ๐ feeling more inspired than ever tbh. can't wait to share what i've been working on with u all soon. huge thank u for all the love lately, means more than u know xx
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username1 BABYYYY
username2 i'm happy she's home and surrounded by love
sabrinacarpenter miss ur face already ๐ญ these songs are about to end lives fr
chappellroan THEYRE NOT READY FOR WHAT'S COMING!!! also pls come back to LA soon i'm dying without u
username3 chappellynbrina is a forever thing
username4 the way melbourne gp is gonna be so awkward next month...
โ username1 why does everyone have to make everything about that ๐ let them live
โ username2 no fr like can we focus on the music instead
username5 oscar ain't shit anyway, ur so much better without him queen
โ username3 y'all don't even know what happened, stop being toxic
โ username6 they literally both asked for privacy can u respect that maybe
alexandrasaintmleux being home suits u sm! can't wait for the new era
โ username2 once a wag always a wag
username7 THE BREAKUP ALBUM IS COMING AND IM HERE FOR IT
username8 take all the time u need but also pls drop a song soon we're starving ๐ฉ
lando yooo text me when you get the chance !
โ username1 THEIR FRIENDSHIP LIVES
โusername2 oscar piastri you can't break this one
username9 some of y'all are being so mean for no reason, they were cute together and now they're not, it happens
username10 manifesting a collab with sabrina on this album ๐ฏ๏ธ
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oscarpiastri Last few days of prep before heading home for the season opener. Ready ๐ช
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username1 THATS MY BABY GOAT
username2 we're so taking that wdc this year
lando looking a bit weak mate might need another few months of training
โ oscarpiastri stick to gaming mate
โ carlossainz55 Children, behave ๐
โ username1 THIS INTERACTION
username3 we're so back. man's entering his thirst trap era and we love to see it
โ username1 healing through gym pics, real
username4 the transformation from rookie to absolute unit we love to see it
username5 melbourne's gonna go crazy for him
โ username2 the city will be pretty much covered with his face
username7 the post-breakup glow >>>>>>
username8 bro said watch me get faster AND hotter
username9 yn is stronger than me bc i definitely would've given him another chance
georgerussell63 Looking strong ๐ช๐ผ
โ lando but still slower than me
โ oscarpiastri We'll see about that mate
โ username3 WHAT IS LANDO'S PROBLEM
aussiegp Our hometown hero getting ready to give us a show ๐ฆ๐บ
username10 YN GET BACK WITH HIM I BEGGG
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definitelynotyn not me stalking his instagram at 2am with a glass of rosรฉ in hand... why he gotta post gym pics looking like THAT ๐ญ someone take my phone away fr because what if i do something stupid like text him rn???? also why does he have to look so good while training I HATE HIM
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shortandbrina girl DELETE instagram rn i'm not joking!! calling u in 2 mins
โ definitelynotyn too late i already watched his story 3 times help
midwestprincess this is why we don't drink wine alone bestie... coming over with ice cream and we're watching mean girls
โ definitelynotyn pls hurry before i do something stupid like listen to our playlist
livbedumb first rule of breakups: BLOCK THE GYM PROGRESS POSTS!!!! trust me on this one
โ definitelynotyn but what if i just want to check if he's doing okay ๐ฅฒ
โ gracieeeeee she's lost it completely someone intervene
arithegood not me literally writing a song about this exact situation last week ๐ wine drunk stalking is universal bestie
โ definitelynotyn pls send me the song i just know it'll hurt so good
phoebenotbuffay okay but like... we've all been there ๐ญ remember when i almost texted #him after he decided to walk around in those short shorts
โ definitelynotyn at least urs wasn't wearing race suits that make his arms look like THAT
whostaylorswiftanyway time to write a song about it bestie x
โ definitelynotyn already got three verses and a bridge done ngl
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f1updates Melbourne is getting ready for the Australian GP! The city is covered in @/oscarpiastri billboards and posters as they prepare to welcome their home hero
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username1 imagine being yn trying to get coffee and boom there's your ex's face on a 50ft billboard ๐
username2 the way you literally can't escape his face anywhere in the cbd this week
username3 the way this gp would've been so different if they were still together... remember last year?
โ username1 they were the cutest in the paddock
โ username2 pls she probably won't even be in melbourne this year
username4 our boy is everywhere and we love to see it!!
username5 the promotional team really said oscar piastri world domination
username6 the billboards are giving everything they need to give tbh
username7 maybe she should drop the breakup album during race week for maximum chaos
โ username1 now that would be iconic behavior
โ username3 the way the charts and the podium would be fighting for his attention
username8 MELBOURNE IS OSCARLAND
username9 imagine not being an oscar fan rnโฆ or worse, being his ex
username10 CAN SOMEBODY THINK OF OUR GIRL YN
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oscarpiastri Seems like there's a few of me around Melbourne at the moment... has anyone noticed? ๐
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username1 OSCAR FUCKING PIASTRI
username2 HE DID NOT
lando bit of an upgrade for the city tbh โ oscarpiastri Better than your face mate
username3 OH HE'S MESSY FOR THIS ONE
โ username1 posting this RIGHT after her story i'm screaming
username4 he chose violence today and i'm here for it
mclaren Our guy's everywhere! Can't wait for the weekend ๐งก
โ username2 admin pretending they don't see what's happening here
username5 THE TIMING OF THIS POST??? someone's feeling petty
username6 he really said "oh you can't escape me? let me show you why" ๐
georgerussell63 Just ran into your face in the airport
username7 the way he probably had these pics ready and WAITED
username8 bro saw her story and chose chaos
danielricciardo looking good mate! although i remember when it was my face everywhere ๐ด โ oscarpiastri Times change old man
username9 it's giving "oh you miss seeing me? here's more" energy actually
username10 focusing on the important stuff: he looks good in every single billboard
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yourinstagram missing tour life so much today! can't wait to get back on the road and see all your beautiful faces again ๐ thankful for the memories we've made together x
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username1 MY GIRL I MISS HER
username2 the way she posted this exactly after THAT story... we see you
โ username3 damage control era
troyesivan SUPERSTAR ๐คฉ๐คฉ
username4 girl we know what (who) you're really missing
โ username2 not her trying to distract us ๐ญ
username5 we're not fooled bestie but we support you
sabrinacarpenter miss you too angel!! โค๏ธ
โ yourinstagram love you sabs ๐ฅบ
username6 NOT THE DAMAGE CONTROL POST
username7 WE NEED A TOUR ASAP
gracieabrams I miss being on the road with you ๐ฅน๐ฅน
username8 EVERYONE TALKIG ABOUT OSCAR HELP
username9 can we talk about how good she looked on tour though??
username10 the way she's probably sitting with sabrina rn planning damage control posts
โ username11 the group chat must be WILD right now
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definitelynotyn well. something just came in the mail and i think i might actually throw up. universe really said "you thought that instagram story wasn't enough embarrassment for one day?"
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shortnbrina GIRL CHECK YOUR TEXTS RN
โ definitelynotyn I'M HAVING A CRISIS
midwestprincess the way i SPRINTED here when you texted
โ definitelynotyn help what do i do
โ midwestprincess BREATHE FIRST
gracieeee wait is that what i think it is? ๐
โ definitelynotyn ๐๐๐
โ gracieeee OH MY GOD????
livbedumb the timingโฆ someone's been plotting
โ definitelynotyn don't. i can't think about that.
maddiebeer okay but likeโฆ are you going?
โ definitelynotyn MADS PLS I'M ALREADY SPIRALING
โ maddiebeer that's not a no ๐
arithegood manifesting a rain delay so you have to stay longer
โ definitelynotyn I HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED IF I'M GOING
โ arithegood sure jan
phoebenotbuffay imagine if you'd actually posted this on main too
โ definitelynotyn DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT
โ phoebenotbuffay too soon? ๐
dulapeep at least you have time to plan outfits
โ definitelynotyn NOT HELPING
โ dulapeep the green dress. trust me.
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oscarpiastri Close. Bring on tomorrow
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username1 THATS MY BABY GOAT
username2 oscar piastri man of few words
username3 pole position if he was still with yn
mclaren Our home champ ๐งก
username4 OKAY CHAT DO WE THINK YN WILL ATTEND THE RACE??
โ username1 maybe focus on racing?? this isn't about his ex
lando sorry about that
โ oscarpiastri Should've just let me keep it
username5 can't help but think about yn in parc fermรฉ for his win tomorrow but they're not together anymore
username6 HES WINNING TOMORROW THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN CHANGE THAT
charles_leclerc An existential crisis later
โ carlossainz55 Let him breathe
โ username1 HUUUH WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
username7 brb listening to yn's songs about him.. specially lover
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definitelynotyn watching from my couch because apparently i'm the biggest coward in the universe. the pass is literally staring at me from my coffee table. i hate myself.
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shortnbrina GET IN YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW
โ definitelynotyn I CAN'T
โ shortnbrina YES YOU CAN I'M CALLING YOU AN UBER
midwestprincess GIRL THERE'S STILL 40 LAPS YOU CAN LITERALLY MAKE IT
โ definitelynotyn and then what?? walk in mid-race??
โ midwestprincess YES EXACTLY LIKE A MAIN CHARACTER WOULD
livbedumb not you watching his every move on tv when you could be there
โ definitelynotyn this is less scary ok
โ livbedumb is it though??
maddiebeer remember when you said you'd never be that girl who's too scared to face her feelings?
โ definitelynotyn low blow mads
whostaylorswiftanyway THE PASS IS RIGHT THERE GO GET YOUR MAN
โ definitelynotyn STOP YELLING AT ME
โ whostaylorswiftanyway NO
gracieeee remember when you said his note was the sweetest thing ever? remember crying about how much you missed him? but sure stay on your couch
โ definitelynotyn this is emotional manipulation
definitelynotyn FINE YALL WIN. CALLING A CAR RN
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definitelynotyn we did some talking. then we did some kissing. then we did some more talking. then we did some more kissing. might have cried a bit (him too). wearing his sweatshirt again. life's funny sometimes.
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midwestprincess OH GOD FINALLY
gracieeee I'M SOBBING
leclercccccc FINALLY you accepted the follow request
โ definitelynotyn oh my god
โ leclercccccc i helped with the speech you know
โ notoscarpiastri mate.
โ leclercccccc you're welcome btw
landitooooo took you both long enough bloody hell
โ notoscarpiastri says you
โ landitooooo oi what's that supposed to mean
โ shortnbrina no idea really
โ definitelynotyn lando norris and sabrina carpenter... there's stuff you need to explain
arithegood THE TIMELINE HAS BEEN RESTORED
โ definitelynotyn dramatic much
โ arithegood says the girl who showed up mid-race
whostaylorswiftanyway I expect a full debrief tomorrow but I'm happy for you my girl
notoscarpiastri Can we go back to the kissing?
โ definitelynotyn please

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popbuzz YN AND OSCAR PIASTRI SPOTTED TOGETHER IN MELBOURNE
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username1 THE SWEATSHIRT THE SWEATSHIRT THE SWEATSHIRT
โ username2 SHE'S WEARING HIS CLOTHES AGAIN
username3 FROM SPINNING OUT TO BREAKFAST DATES IN 24 HOURS
โ username2 character development at its finest
username4 IM GOING TO CRY THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER
username5 Sources say he went to her place last night...
โ username1 and didn't leave ๐
username6 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY REALLY GOT BACK TOGETHER
username7 this is proof that crying over your ex on main actually works
username8 YN IS A WAG AGAIN OMFG
username9 everybody say thank you australia gp billboards with oscar's face
username10 OSCAR LOVE SONGS ARE SO BACK
username11 WE WON SO HARD

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oscarpiastri Home race took some unexpected turns both on and off track. P9 wasn't the result we wanted, but somehow still ended up winning this weekend.
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username1 HE'S SOOOO
username2 LOST THE RACE BUT GOT THE GIRL??
lando mate that's actually smooth
โ oscarpiastri Learned from the best
mclaren We'll take this kind of victory too ๐งก
username3 THE THIRD PICTURE IM SOBBING
username4 mans really said forget p9 i got the girl
username5 HE'S SO BOYFRIEND WE'RE SO BACK
nicolepiastri โค๏ธ
username6 OSCAR PIASTRI THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
username7 oscar's guide to get back with your ex with just ten simple steps
sabrinacarpenter FINALLY !!! OUR GIRL CAN STOP MOPING AROUND
โ chappellroan now we need oscar's friend to grow some balls too
โ oscarpiastri @/lando
โ lando well...
โ username1 OMFG LANDO AND SABRINA??
โ username2 WHAT JUST HAPPENED
username8 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL LIFE
yourinstagram ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ i love you
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โ bf!caleb headcanons;

trust that this man will not leave you alone. you want space? "sure," he says while taking one step away from you
he is LOCKED in and he will not let you go, i fear. should have ran away when you had the chance, when he was still willing to let you go... because now that's he's had you? yeah... sorry but it's till death with him! beyond that even (wink wink)
you can't stand him anymore? he'll tell you to sit on his face
you're tired of him? "no, you're not pipsqueak! you just need a nap"
always pulls the "sorry, my gf said i can't go card". like, it's to the point that everyone thinks you're an overprotective and controlling gf
you're not! he's the problem!!! he's the obsessed one!!!
time and time again you've told him to hang out with his friends more but noooooo, why would he want to spend his friday nights getting wasted with his friends when he can spend the night cuddling with you? do you not care about him anymore? do you want other girls to flirt with him at the bar? he's going to spend the whole night wishing he was in your arms anyway so don't make him go. pretty please? *cue the puppy dog eyes*
caleb clings to you like a koala. he's not just velcroed to youโhe's superglued to you
a hand on your waist, playing with your fingers, squeezing your thigh, gently kicking your feet with his, his head on your shoulder, his head on your lap, backhugs whenever you're both standing, his fingers playing with your hair, a kiss to your shoulders, your cheeks, the back of your hand
speaking of physical affection, he likes to bite you! not in a possessive way (contrary to popular belief), he just has a severe case of gigil (cuteness aggression) whenever it comes to you
it's neverending and the most endearing part is that he doesn't even realize that he does it ๐ฅน
but he will ease up if you ever express discomfort. after all, this man's first priority is your comfort and safety
he sees you pouting and not only does he want to kiss your lips but he also wants to munch on your cheeks. they're just so cute all puffed up like that, so can you really blame him?
caleb who can't help but notice how much of your stuff is themed around apples and planesโall reminders of him
when he finally noticed just how much you look for him in every aspect of your life, his heart just melted into a puddle. caleb is the type who always needs to feel needed, so to know that you need his presence to the point that most of your things are a testament to his being? yeah... he's a goner. he's never felt so loved before? god knows you're in for a long night of him worshipping you ๐ค
the fighter plane keychain that hangs from your bag? your apple-themsd kitchenware? the map of skyhaven that decorates the wall above your couch? your apple-themed accessoriesโall of it makes him giddy
"you're love me a lot, don't ya pips?" he says teasingly, only for you to reply with a quiet but certain "i do"
it's so certain and so sure, and your eyes are looking at him with so much adoration, as if he painted the stars in the sky himselfโit's just too much for his poor heart to handle that he finds himself hiding his face in the crook of your neck
caleb is not shy about letting people know he's taken. i mean... he wears the necklace you got him like a collar so ยฏโ \โ _โ (โ ใโ )โ _โ /โ ยฏ
he wears your apple-themed hair ties around his wrist (this is canon! see: longtime yesterday)
the type to always find a way to mention his girlfriend no matter what the topic of the conversation is
"you know, my girlfriendโ" "we get it caleb, shut up!"
also always has a spare sanitary napkin or tampon on him. anything you might need, he has on him
if y'all started dating in highschool, i feel like he'd also be the type to order extra sets of his sports jerseys just to gift to you
nothing gets him going like seeing "xia, 05" plastered all over your back (caleb was player no. 5 in his highschool basketball team)
the type to run to you after every game and scoop you up in a big hug despite being all sweaty
"ugh, caleb, you're sweaty!" "oh hush, i know you love it, pips."
aaaand, he's not wrong ๐ there's just something so endearing to you about being the first person he runs to after every big winโlike you're the prize instead of the trophy they just won
and to him, you are. you're the best prizeโthe best thing, best person in his life
#๐.hcs#i have more but this is getting way too long#so maybe pt 2? (idk we'll see)#c; caleb ๊ฎโ หโ ย โ ๊โ ย โ หโ ย โ ๊ฎ#love and deepspace caleb#lads caleb x reader#lads caleb#caleb headcanons#love and deepspace#caleb imagines#caleb x you#caleb x reader#caleb x mc#caleb x y/n#xia yizhou#caleb xia#lnds caleb#lnds#lads#love and deepspace imagines#caleb fluff
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omg we finally got the mierin backstory and I truly cannot stop laughing her life sucks so bad all because oopsies she accidentally broke Satan out of jail? LMFAOOOOOOOO
Imagine you had a terrible break up with the person who is the love of your life, but you weren't the love of theirs. You watch this person marry someone they very clearly love and adore more than you. You watch the two of them have a family and grow happier and happier. And you can't even really escape seeing this because they're your colleagues and your ex is one of the most well known figures in the world. They're everywhere being very happy and living the life you wanted and you just have to watch it. And everyone only knows you as the person who used to date your ex and got dumped
So you pour yourself into your career and research. You're talented, after all. You're very talented and strong in the power even in an era of strong channelers. You haven't received the recognition you want or deserve, but you're still working, still researching, still making break throughs. Constantly being reminded of your ex by everyone and everything, but you're doing your own thing. And, well, its not really the life you wanted. And you are lonely, you are heartbroken, but you're going to help people and that will give you some fulfillment. You just have to commit to the work and not worry about your ex.
And you do make some genuinely remarkable breakthroughs. You and the team your working with find a source of what seems to be unlimited power. Something that isn't limited by gender or ability, something that anyone can tap into. In an age of already immense technology and knowledge and magic, you found something that could catapult it into a golden age for what is already a golden age. You're doing something that will help everyone, that will change the world for the better. You don't know what it might be. You have no reason to know what it is. No one has even heard of the Dark One, after all, how could they have expected you to?
And you tap that source and it does change the world by unleashing the ultimate evil into an Age that had forgotten such things even existed. Everyone knows you were involved. Other researchers that were working on this commit suicide in shame. You're the one left to take the blame, the scorn, the humiliation, the guilt for something that no one could have seen coming. For something that everyone would have done if they had been in your shoes. For something you certainly didn't mean to do. Your grand act that was going to save everyone damned the world. Your crowning achievement that was going to give you the recognition outside of the shadow of the person who broke your heart is now the thing that will stop anyone from trusting you or recognizing your talents ever again. You haven't even sworn to the Shadow yet and people already hate you, already blame you, are already concocting stories about you and your motivations.
And of course, the only thing people remembered about you before this was that your ex broke your heart. So now to everyone, you're just a jealous bitter ex girlfriend that brought literal hell to earth because you couldn't get over a man.
That's literally all anyone will ever see you as from now on, so that might as well be who you are.
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Idk, just a thought.
Bruce: WE DON'T KILL PEOPLE, JASON
Dick: Pfft okay
Bruce: What do you mean by that?
Dick: Just saying, for a family that "doesn't kill", we have a pretty high kill count
Jason: Whaaaa?
Dick: Yeah, all things considered, Cass has the lowest count. You'd know this if you talked to us
Bruce: Dick, what are you talking about?
Jason: Wait! Replacement has a kill count???
Dick: He holds the record for most kills currently
Bruce and Jason: WHAT?
Dick, a little too proud: He's going to be so scary when he embraces being a supervillain
Tim, appearing with a pout: Still not a supervillain. Stop saying that.
Dick, beaming: No
Jason: wait, wait, wait, how does he-?? When-?? But I'm a crimelord and Demon Brat was an assassin???? Just how many have you killed???
Tim, ignoring Bruce having a mental breakdown: I lost count after I blow up all of Ra's bases. But a couple thousand?
Jason, shocked: For real?
Dick: See! Baby supervillain!
Tim: I'm not a baby anything, asshole. I'm 19!
Jason: Damn, baby bird. Wait! Does this mean Bruce and you (Dick) have kills counts?
Dick, shrugs: Yeah, Slade still tries to recruit me occasionally because of it.
Tim: Yeah, and Bruce likes to pretend he doesn't, but he does. If we want to add all the people he put in states worse than death while you were dead, who later killed themselves because of it, it's an even bigger list.
Dick, guiltily frowns: I'm not sure I want to add those. My list would get a hell of a lot longer too.
Tim, shrugs: Not all kills are to be proud of.
Jason, flabbergasted: I think I need to process this... my life is a lie
Tim: Talk to Alfred, it'll help
Jason, gestures to the despairing Bruce: What about him?
Dick: We've actually discussed this several times in front of him before, if we set him up at the bat computer, the med bay, or in his room, he pretends the whole conversation was a hallucination or something
Jason: Seriously?
Tim, nodding: Damian is so salty about it
Dick, strong arming Bruce to the bat computer and opening Bruce's latest case: Dami'll understand eventually.
Jason: Man, I need to hang out with you fuckers more often
Dick: I've been telling you!
Tim: There's a lot you don't know that we won't be discussing here, come to my safe house in southend on Thursday. We're having a sibling hangout at 4pm
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"The Hat Man owes ME money."
Wait, the Hat Man is real? Tim was right and I wasn't just a sleep deprived hallucination.
"I am the Starchild."
What the fuck does that even mean Danny?!
"I've gone to hell a few times. You wouldn't even imagine what it's like"
He didn't say anything more. Also, that means hell is a real place. Danny bearly confirmed that there are multiple afterlife.
"I fist fought Santa. Old man knows how to trow a punch."
When asked he did say that "Well he is the spirit of Christmas spirit."
"I possessed a frog once. Just to know how it feels."
It's hard to know when he's joking but this one was so normal in comparison that it was just accepted.
"My hibernation begins soon."
Don't ask, just don't.
Phantom will sometimes just say the wildest things without prompt.
"I saw the molasses flood of 1919. And you are in fact slower than molasses."
Weird but okay. No one knows how old he is anyways.
"I told Clytemnestra that killing her husband was a good plan. I still stand by it. He deserved it."
Diana nodded in approval but they were currently talking about the plans to destroy a meteor heading this way.
"I joined a glam-rock band in the 70s and I'm telling you theatrical rock was the greatest gift to music."
He was watching music videos with the young Justice League.
"I was on Cat the Musical. Surprisingly no one was on cocaine, just liked acting like silly cats and we got to play however we wanted."
He was just bored and nothing was on TV.
"I occasionally give myself a lobotomy to relax and not think about the shit I've seen."
The team was getting patched up after a fight in the med bay and Phantom wanted to lighten the mood or something.
"Look at the bodies of a thousand men and ask a ghost what honor means."
They were playing Doomed Eternal.
"I stole the library of Alexandria's books before they burned."
Tim tried to strangle the location out of him.
There was no telling what he'd say next or why.
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Cindereddie
Written for the @steddiebingo
Prompts: Slipper on the main card | Argyle on the Get Lucky bonus card
Rated: T
Tags: Post-Vecna; Steve Harrington has a crush on Eddie Munson; Recreational drug use; Jealous Steve; Idiots in love
โI lost my shoe,โ Eddie declares, overjoyed and giddy.ย
Sure enough, a look at his feet reveals one worn combat boot with the laces undone and one muddied sock with a toe poking out from a hole at the tip. Thereโs cartoon figures printed all over it. The sock, not the toe. Garfield, probaby, though itโs hard to tell with all the mud.ย
โHuh?โ says Steve. Itโs pitch dark and raining, and he had just fallen asleep when the doorbell rang, and now Eddie is here - sopping wet, dragging a trail of muddy footsteps all over the front porch and aiming that wide, toothy grin at him that always makes Steveโs heart skip a beat.ย
He feels like he missed something.ย
Eddieโs smile, impossibly, goes wider. โI lost my-โย
โYeah,โ Steve interrupts him. โI see that, just- โฆWhat are you even doing here? I thought you were gonna hang with Argyle tonight?โย
He tries his best to keep the sneer out of his voice, to ignore the ugly twist that his stomach gives at the thought. Argyle is a decent guy, and thereโs absolutely no need to feel jealous of this newly formed friendship between Eddie and him. Because thatโs all they are. Just friends. Exactly like Eddie and Steve are just friends, so Steve has absolutely no right to get all moody and possessive like that.ย
โOh, I did,โ Eddie nods, wet curls bobbing. โWe sampled his new strain. Fairy Godmother. The Cali stuff has the wackiest names, but the way it hits? Metal as fuck, man.โย
Which โฆ okay, that actually explains a lot. Like the way Eddie quite evidently canโt stop grinning. Or the way his eyes are even darker than usual, pupils almost entirely swallowing the browns and caramels of his irises. Or the southern drawl that has crept into his voice - barely there but just noticeable enough around some of the vowels.ย
โOkay?โ Steve says, valiantly attempting to keep his mouth from twitching, but what can he say? Eddieโs smile is contagious. โSo you're high as balls. That still doesn't explain why you're here.โย
Eddie shrugs. โWanted to see you. Don't you wanna see me?โย
His bottom lip juts out and his eyes go huge. Steve rolls his eyes.ย
โI'm always happy to see you, idiot. Justโฆ you couldn't have waited until tomorrow? You absolutely had to walk all the way here in the rain and the mud?โย
โWould've taken the van,โ Eddie mutters around a fistful of hair. โExcept I thought that was too risky.โย
Steve crosses his arms at him. โWell, I'm glad we agree on one thing at-โ
โIt might turn back any second.โย
Steve stares. โPardon?โย
โInto a pumpkin,โ Eddie says, like it makes sense. โIt's almost midnight, right?โย
A look at his watch tells Steve that this is true. What it doesn't tell him is what the hell Eddie is on about. Steve pinches his nose.ย
โWhat the fuck? Why would your van turn into a-โย
And then it clicks.ย
โOh God,โ he groans. โDon't tell me you mean the fucking Fairy Godmother?โย
โI'm Cinderella!โ Eddie beams. Then, his brow creases. โCindereddie? Look, I even lost my-โย
โYour shoe,โ Steve snorts, wrapping an arm around his shoulders to usher him inside. โI know. Pretty sure Cinderella wore glass slippers though, not combat boots.โย
Eddie scoffs and waves him off, but he does allow himself to be pulled into the entrance hall and maneuvered onto the little bench there.ย
โShit, you're freezing,โ Steve mutters. โHold on, I'll get you something to dry off.โ
By the time he returns with a stack of clean towels and dry clothes, Eddie has already peeled out of his flannel and jacket and is sitting there in all his wet, bare-chested glory, humming to himself and idly kicking his muddy feet.ย
โJesus,โ Steve mutters, throwing a clean sweater at his face. โI donโt believe you. What are you trying to do, get pneumonia?โ
He doesnโt wait for Eddieโs reply, just drops to his knees on the marble tiles and pulls off the muddy sock. It makes a wet squelching sound as he tosses it aside. He has just finished towelling off the naked foot and moved on to removing the boot from the other when Eddie speaks again.
โWill you help me find it?โย
He is speaking from inside the sweater, so his voice comes out a bit muffled. Steve frowns up at him.ย
โFind wha- โฆ your boot?โ, he asks. Eddie pops his head out of the sweater, all disheveled hair and adorable puppy dog eyes. โWhat? Argyle canโt help you with that?โ
โIโm sure he would,โ Eddie shrugs, wiggling his naked toes happily. โBut he isnโt my Prince Charming, so โฆโย
Steve feels himself flush. Suddenly, heโs acutely aware of the picture theyโre making - himself kneeling by Eddieโs feet and taking off his boot, like some weird reenactment of the prince putting the lost glass slipper on Cinderella.ย
โLetโs get you to bed,โ he blurts, yanking the boot off a little too roughly and shooting to his feet to pull Eddie up and towards the staircase. โWe can find your stupid shoe tomorrow when itโs light. Right now, you need to sleep that high off.โ
Eddie leans into him as they wobble up the stairs, hair tickling Steveโs neck.ย
โWill my prince give me a kiss goodnight?โ
โShut up,โ Steve grouses.ย
And if he does bend down to sweep the damp curls from Eddieโs sleeping face, once he has tucked him into bed in one of the guest rooms? And if he does press his lips to his forehead?
Nobody but him needs to know.ย
If heโs lucky, maybe Eddieโs lost boot wonโt be the only thing he finds tomorrow. Maybe heโll actually muster up the courage to tell him how he feels.ย
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Weirdly specific headcanons about the lads boys and your lip balm / chapstick ~
Xavier ~
'what's that smell? it...doesn't smell like shampoo usually does.'
he's cuddling on the sofa with you and lifts his head, hair a bit fluffed from where he was tucked into your neck and chest, and his light eyebrows draw in at the centre trying to work out where it comes from.
'smell? Mm...its probably my lipbalm, Xavier, here,'
he takes it when you grab it and give it to him, rolling it over in his fingers to read any writing around the edge, head resting back against you again. he takes off the lid and sniffs it, eyes widening slightly before smiling a touch.
'its nice. does it taste good?'
he sort of asks without thinking of the double entendre at first, but a second later he realises and his eyes hold a flicker of mischief as he brings his face closer, eyes flitting to your lips.
'i dont know, you tell me?'
then he's all up in your business, eyes closing as he brings his lips to yours almost exploratory as when you try a new snack.
'mmh, yes. I like it.'
'good'
you plant a soft little kiss on the end of his nose to a cute blink and blushed chuckle from him.
over the next few hours he keeps coming back to kiss you more pointedly, more often, to a raised eyebrow from you. he likes the feeling and smell of it on his lips, it makes them soft and makes him think of you.
'Xavier you can take it if you want, i have a spar-'
'I don't want one.'
'but...?'
He only wants the thin soft coating of it on his lips when it means he's kissed you recently.
Rafayel ~
once this man catches drift of your scented lip balms he is all over that shit. he'll insist on going to choose ones, buying too many since you cant try them at the store, and then pouts when you tell him you cant face trying on and wiping off like ten different lip balms just so he can smell and kiss you over and over to see which one is best.
youre sat on the bed, the fading sunlight shining through the domed windows of your shared bedroom and onto this ridiculous pile of little cylindrical tubes on the duvet.
'but...'
'the scents will mix, and anyway lip balm is supposed to be nourishing, not causing my lips to be sore because ive applied and scraped off loads of different ones'
'well how am i supposed to know which one is the best then?'
'you'll have to wait and see i guess, i can put a different one on at few hour intervals, itll be like a fun surprise, you can guess which one i have on!'
'thats tooo longggg'
later you catch him applying one on himself in the bathroom, he just couldnt wait okay!! when you do put one on, he materialises at your side, hands running over your skin and finding their way to your jaw as if he could sense it from the other room, and he tilts his head with a little cute smirk.
'next taste test? this one's going to be good, i can feel it.'
Zayne ~
'here,'
he hands you one that he picked off the shelf next to you as you perused the options.
'what, you like this one?'
'i'm not familiar with it, but its important to use ones with more natural ingredients, especially when applying to sensitive areas like your face and mouth.'
'mmh, makes sense.'
you buy a few different types at his behest, and then he watches you try them and smell them as he puts his stuff away around the house.
'do you like them?'
'this one smells really good, actually.'
'mh?'
he's at your side, finding himself strangely excited to have another scent to not only feel and smell when he kisses you, but also to associate with you like he does with your hair stuff or your perfume.
'it does, you're right.'
he takes your chin in his other hands fingers, his usually gentle but firm touch, and then runs his thumb featherlight across the edge of your bottom lip, dark eyelashes lowering slightly as his eyes seem to both soften and darken at the same time.
'does it taste just as good?'
Sylus ~
'get all of them'
'Sylus, there are like fifty options here, why would I need fifty lip balms?'
he just shrugs, that annoyingly handsome smirk on his face as he feigns nonchalance.
'just trying to be supportive, kitten. no need to scratch now.'
'being supportive would be you helping me pick one'
'mmh, would it now?'
he was waiting to be asked, he's irritating like that. you rolled your eyes subtly and couldnt help the smile off his face as he on cue started analysing the options on the shelf with a discerning critical eye. after a silence, you pause, and glance at him sidelong.
'so?'
he points to a few in succession, speaking in a slow thoughtful sort of drawl as he ponders, playful yet serious simultaneously. It's an important decision, of course.
'too sweet, too floral, too colourful, too...is that glitter? i thought this was supposed to be health related, not glamourous. though i suppose a mix of both might be alluring. mmh...this one'
he holds it out to you, made up his mind. not stating his reason outright obviously. he looks down at you and eyes flick between your face and his choice, very subtly figuring out your reaction to his choice. as you leave the shop after buying, and go to put on your helmet to get on his bike, his hand comes to rest on top of it, stopping its path, and he raises an eyebrow, cocking his head. You blink.
'hm?'
'well, come now, are you going to let me try the latest flavour of the lips i so often indulge in, or would you be cruel and have me wait?'
Caleb ~
so...lets say one day you're buying something completely unrelated, but you double take as your eyes happen to flit over some apple scented lip balm on the store shelf. You pause, nibble on your lip with a faint curl to the corners, and grab it and apply it on the way home. It's good...that apple scent that isnt too artificial or plasticky but also sweet and sharp enough to be noticeable and tasty.
Its hard to keep it in somehow when he gets home? its like a secret, which feels stupid, but he looks at you and raises a suspicious eyebrow.
'why you smilin', pips? what have you done?'
he asks, starting to laugh a bit at your face as you tried to keep it normal. it'll be like after a while where he wrestles you off the stove or something playfully that he'll catch a whiff. i mean he's obviously noticed your lips seem a touch shinier, but didn't think a whole lot of it except 'nice'.
'did you buy new perfume?'
'no...?'
'but...its appley over here, you got one in your ear or somethin'?'
he makes a point of sniffing around you like a dog as your giggling form is pressed back against the counter. then he pauses as his nose nears yours and a cheeky smile stretches across his face. his hand lifts and he runs the back of his fingers ever so softly over your bottom lip, his eyes following the movement.
'ah, bullseye. so this is what you were giggling about earlier, you're so silly pipsqueak,'
'what? why?!'
'who gets all giggly about lip balm hm?'
he tilts his head, still in teasy puppy mode, though his eyes have softened and darkened as his face has come closer. as you pout he pokes your lips again with a smirk.
'mmh, an apple flavoured pout huh?'
he leans in achingly slowly to kiss you.
Weirdly specific headcanons about the lads boys and your scrunchie
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Dubble Life 14 (Batfam x reader x ACTSV)
Summary: No matter how much you think you know yourself, you seem to still not understand why you do the things you do.
Part 13,
When you wake up, things felt, more tense. Bruce was stricter on not letting you out on certain hours. Even Alfred wouldn't let you slip out the door without him coming along. Dick clung onto you, kept trying to do everything for you till he had to go back to Bludhaven. Damian was weirdly distant. Not cold, just Distant. Tim seemed take over what Dick was doing to you, just a lot less clingy. Helping you more than usual, even when he was clearly tired.
And Jason?
He was pushing your damn buttons.
"You should stop."
"Huh?"
You stare at the older man with confusion. You two stood in an abandoned building. You were in a spider suit that was darker to blend within the dark. Jason had just taken care of a few thugs just as you finished throwing an anomaly into a portal to the Spider Society HQ.
"This thing with Alchemax, I can handle the fighting, and you can-"
"Whatever bullshit your trying to say. Spit it out. Don't beat around the bush." You cut Jason off, you didn't have to take your mask off for Jason to know you were getting pissed off already.
". . . It's getting dangerous."
The moment Jason said those words you immediately throw your hands in the air while letting out a scoff of disbelief.
"You gotta be kidding me. Are you serious right now?"
"Just hear me out God damn it!" Jason wasn't going to let you just brush him off anymore.
"Joker, Scarecrow and all those other psychos are out now. Trust me when I say your screwed if you run into any of them, doesn't matter if you're meta."
You had your back faced to Jason. Clearly frustrated and upset of this topic. Jason lets out a sigh and shook his head. Before speaking a little more softly
"Come on kid, you haven't even talked about what happened with the fear gas."
". . . That doesn't matter-"
"Yes, it does! Whatever is going on up there-" Jason points to his head; "Will affect your insect ass out here."
". . . Spiders aren't insects."
"Oh, for fucks sakes You know what I mean!" Jason lets out a frustrated sigh.
"Just wait till those psychos are put back in Arkham. . . Please?" Jason walks closer to you. But you walked to an open window to jump out. Before doing so you spoke one last time.
"Fine."
Jason felt slightly relived once you agreed, watching you jump out of the window and swing up to a building.
Miles was working on a new invention, the upbeat music you put on faintly in the background. Miles puts a screwdriver in his mouth as he uses both hands to connect the wires on his invention. But he pauses as he felt a pair of eyes on him. He slowly turns his head to see you on his bed, a book in hand, just staring at him with a small smile.
"What?" He gave you a look of confusion. Your brow quirks up at his confrontation "Hm?"
"You're staring at me with that creepy smile of yours." Miles takes the screwdriver out of his mouth and waves it around as he spoke. You gave a fake offended gasp.
"Exuuusse me??" Your hand now on your chest, exaggerating the feeling of offence. You expected some form of amusement from Miles, but his mind seemed to be elsewhere
You tilt your head "Hey, space boy, what's got you so distracted, I come here to spend time with you and you're not even yapping about your usual nerdy stuff." You spoke in a joking manner, but there was a hint of concern.
Miles stayed silent for a moment. Your playful demeanor falters as you see that he's bothered about something. But he doesn't want to talk about it. But you know it was about you.
You sighed as you scoot closer to the edge of the bed where Miles sat.
"Your upset." You nudged his shoulder with your own. His silence only confirms your suspicion. After a few moments Miles finally spoke up.
"Me and Uncle Aaron found out who was responsible for the explosion at the bridge. The one that got your mother killed. . ."
You paused at the last sentance.
"Oh . . ."
"It was Kingpin."
You hum and nod. "I see. . . he's in prison right now, right? He won't hurt anyone else for a long awhile." You rub his shoulder to reassure him. But this only angered him.
"Why are you so calm!?" He brushed your hand off and let out a huff of annoyance as he stood up from the bed with his back faced to you. Your brows furrowed at his sudden burst of anger.
"Miles-"
"It doesn't matter that he's in jail now. He's going to get out. He has the money, Has the connections. No matter what we do they always come back and they hurt more people!" His frustration on the situation felt, familiar. You had the same feeling once.
"Miles. . ."
He ignores your first warning he goes on. "What's the use of fighting crime when they just end up killing more people!? Why- why can't we kill people like Kingpin!?"
"Miles Gonzalo Morales! ยกYa es suficiente de ti!" Your stern voice almost booming. Silence falls upon the room. Miles, still upset spoke again.
"He killed your mother."
You were not having his attitude today.
"Do not use her death as an excuse! you know killing has been and never will be an option for us. It makes us no better than them."
Both of you were angry. Angry at each other, at the world. Just two angry teens in a room.
The disagreement with Miles dragged. The two of you didn't speak to each other for a few days, and you were agitated to get back out on patrol feeling Alchemax is up to something and the longer you wait the worse things will get.
You were able to slip away from a nagging Alfred. You made it past a very sleep deprived Tim who usually , once you made it through the doors of the manor you were met with a surprising view of Ms. Dean walking up the stairs to the doors.
"Mrs. Dean! What are you doing here?" Your brow quirked up in confusion and a little curious. "Aw, do you miss me? we just had a session two days ago." You spoke in a joking tone, but Mrs. Dean was not amused.
"I'm actually here to, discuses a few more things with you."
You sighed, you walked up closer to the older woman, circling her.
"And I'm assuming Bruce is making you do house calls now?" Your tone uninterested on whatever Bruce is trying to get out from you. Whatever it is. You must admit, the man is more insistent than you imagined.
"Actually, I'm here on my own accorded. I was hoping we could talk, off the records of course."
Mrs. Deans words caused you to gain interest.
"Seriously?" You gave the woman a look of surprise mixed with suspicion. Mrs. Dean nods "Seriously."
You don't sense any interior motive. At the moment. So, you agreed. The two of you going into Gotham city and stopped at a bat-burger place.
Mrs. Dean watched you with a blank expression as you devoured your burger.
"Mmm, these are, okay. I honestly like the burgers back in New York." You say this while your tray is literally empty.
"So, what did you want to chat about. My childhood? any daddy issues you assume I have? oh oh! trust issues. Yes, I remember you said that was one of my problems, no?" You of course were acting sort of passive aggressive; you have just been so frustrated with the recent events that it was getting harder to be or even act positive.
And Ms. Dean saw this, her own daughters show this sort of attitude when keeping in their anger for too long.
"Actually, I just wanted to see how you were doing."
You gave the older woman a look of confusion and slight suspicion.
"Ms. Dean-"
"Please, call me Alice." Ms. Dean- Alice insisted.
You stayed silent for a moment before letting out a small scoff of amusement. "Alright, Alice. Is this something you normally do with your clients? or am I just, special."
"Just think of this as a friendly meet up."
You almost scoffed
"Come on, Alice. What is this really about?"
Alice inhaled deeply. Seeming to almost bracing herself before speaking.
"I just- I don't understand why you didn't confront me about the camera. You knew the whole time. Yet, you didn't say anything for weeks." The older woman was clearly stressed on this topic. Which made you smirk in amusement as you just shrugged.
"You're the therapist, you tell me."
Alice's eyes narrowed, sighing as she leans into her seat.
"You weren't completely lying in our sessions. . . You told the truth. Half of the time. You're like an open book, but in a whole different, complex language." Alice glanced up to see your invested into this conversation. Curiosity in your eyes as you leaned into the table that kept the distance between you two.
"And because of that, you assume no one will take the time to truly understand you. But when someone actually does take the time to try and understand you. You panic. And you change yourself to . . ." Alice stops. She doesn't stop because she came to an understanding of something. Quite the opposite. She doesn't know why you do it.
You sighed, slightly disappointed. "You almost nailed it. Your pretty scary actually, haha!" You laughed.
". . . I'm scared. I change myself because I'm scared." Your cocky facade fades, just a little. Still present but fades enough to shock Alice to an extent.
"Why?"
"Donno. . . was kinda hoping you'd figure that out for me."
Silence falls between you two. One thing is for sure, your not paying for the food.
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summary: isack being a supportive boyfriend to his girlfriend during the olympics
warnings: just a short little thing for now ( shout out to all my isack lovers btw ). drivers being jokingly mean, thought i'd put it in just in case. this is based back in 2024 after spa :)
pairing: fem! skateboarder! reader x isack hadjar
genre: smau, fluff, established relationship
face claim: no one in particular. i got most of the photos off pinterest and just picked them at random ( i donโt know who the skater is in the last pics, but the blurred photo is of the medal winners )
author note: this was going to be a gabi oneshot, but i changed it at the last minute
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isackhadjar: great way to start the break! now time to go support my y/n at home <3
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user: good job isack!
paularon_: i let you win btw
| isackhadjar: yeah okay
user: cuties
camposracing: enjoy your break champ ๐ hoping y/n wins ๐
| youruser: thanks admin ๐
user: what does she compete in?
| youruser: skateboarding!
| user: oh... which one are you in?
| youruser: park, so it'll be on august 6th if you wanna watch :)
youruser: reporting for hab duties lol
| isackhadjar: always ๐ซก
| paularon_: iโm going to be sick
| isackhadjar: die
| user: LMAO
pepemartiofficial: can i wear her medal if she wins?
| isackhadjar: wdym ifโฆ
| pepemartiofficial: ๐ *when
| isackhadjar: good. don't do it again
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paularon_: yesโฆ do it so so i can win
| youruser: you havenโt even been on the top podium yet, sit down.
| paularon: hope you lose in the first round
| youruser: ๐
sami_meguetounif: please tell me he fell
| youruser: he slipped off and the board hit him in the ankle
| sami_meguetounif: LOL DID YOU RECORD IT
| youruser: IM NOT GIVING IT TO YOU
| sami_meguetounif: BOOO ๐
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camposracing: please donโt injure him. heโs got a championship fight going on
| youruser: I KNOW THAT HE WAS FINE
| camposracing: ๐
| youruser: it was just a bit of painโฆ BUT NOTHING IS BROKEN OR BRUISED OR EVEN SCRATCHED
| camposracing: ๐
| youruser: attitude
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youruser: my precious ๐ซถ
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olliebearman: okay gollum
| youruser: iโm going to doxx you
user: iโm new here. wtf do you mean isack is dating someone in the olympics
| user: they started dating towards the start of the year. there was a skateboarding comp going on in the same place as a race and he went to see with some of the other guys
| youruser: i will also like to state that i did rizz him up first
| gabirelbortoleto_: and ignored all of us at the same time
| youruser: i was NOT ๐
โโ๏ธ letting a man THAT cute WITH big brown eyes leave without getting his number first
| isackhadjar: โบ๏ธ
| gabirelbortoleto_: WE ALL HAD BROWN EYES WTH AREBYOU TALKING ABOUT
| youruser: his are special
| gabirelbortoleto_: im going to block you both
user: was he allowed in the village?
| youruser: NO I WAS SO UPSET
| youruser: but the beds were basically made of cupboard so i saved him back pain ๐ซถ
| camposracing: thank you
kimi.antonelli: still offended that i didnโt get an invie
| isackhadjar: you donโt deserve one
| kimi.antonelli: UNPROVOKED????
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user: we love a supportive bf
gabirelbortoleto_: be honest, did you throw up?
| isackhadjar: yes
| gabirelbortoleto_: you arenโt even competing
| isackhadjar: and here i thought you were being supportive. watch out in monza
user: love when drivers became wags
| isackhadjar: itโs a hab.
| user: my bad king ๐
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user: HOLY SHI
user: i was watching and they put the camera on isack โ he was crying SO BAD
user: she ate that
user: absolutely unreal to witness her skate
sami_meguetounif: congrats to y/n and everything... why do you look tall in the last photo
| pepemartiofficial: i thought i was the only one!
| isackhadjar: one day is all i ask for
formula2: WOOHOO WELL DONE Y/N
camposracing: an olympic gold medalist will be in our garage...
| camposracing: someone hold me
jakcrawford: damn you better win the championship now
| isackhadjar: working on itโฆ
| gabirelbortoleto_: ๐ง
| paularon_: ๐ง
| zane.maloney: ๐ง
| isackhadjar: GO AWAY
youruser: i love you so much ๐ฅน๐ฅน๐
| isackhadjar: you constantly have me in awe, i love you baby, well done ๐
| olliebearman: barf
| isackhadjar: WHY ARE YOUS DOING THIS TO ME LEAVE
kimi.antonelli: congrats y/n! ( why didnโt you invite me )
| isackhadjar: stay mad
| kimi.antonelli: โ๏ธ
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omg i am inlove with your game character reader! au!! I would love to see how they react to nightly rendezvous!! and maybe getting caught staring at the card? lmaoo
game character!reader AU | their reaction to Nightly Rendezvous card with you

About: In another parallel universe somewhere, Sylus, Zayne, Xavier, Caleb and Rafayel are just the common people who have the fattest crush on you, game character. Warnings: fem!reader. Since my blog is SFW only, this's SFW version. Author's note: Ahhh, my dear, thank you very much for your sweet request! I was sooo happy to get it! This's their reaction, but this time it's more short headcanons/ramblings format. Hope you like it! Feel free to ask for more headcanons, for part 2 or request your idea for this series, and I'll come up with some ramblings~ game character!reader AU: click to read general headcanons
Sylus
โข Let's start with the fact that fortune doesn't like Sylus at all. He has to spend tons of money to get your card. It makes Sylus seriously think about becoming a beta tester, so he can get your cards without going bankrupt. โข Not that he showed it, but Sylus was really excited to read your Nightly Rendezvous card. Even Luke and Kieran already got it and teased him by the spoilers. Meanwhile Sylus got literally all cards except yours. (y/n), why do you tease him so much? โข Sylus got your card during a morning briefing. Needless to say, the briefing was canceled after this, leaving his colleagues puzzled, except Luke and Kieran who knew well what happened. Of course, they followed him to spy. โข Sylus enjoys this card a lot, it doesn't fluster him, he is more like "yeah, they finally did it!". He pretends that he is really chill about this card. But the truth is, he loves it so freaking much and rewatches kindled moments every day, sometimes several times. Every time he sees you on the top of MC, he feels week in his knees like actually. โข His colleagues are surprised to seeย their intimidating boss being so happy. He smiles like a satisfied cat and hums under his breath. And only Luke and Kieran know that it's because their boss is absolutely fascinated with his pixel Queen.
Luke and Kieran are spying. Luke: Move over! I can't see! Kieran: Let me lo- *stops because he sees Sylus' pleased smirk* Sylus: Yeah, my queen, I'm at your mercy. Luke: Ugh, how to unsee it? Kieran: Let's go, I don't want to spy anymore.
Xavier
โข Got your card from the first time. And even though he still can't tolerate your suggestive ASMR, he decided to watch it, because why not? โข He hates the baker character, and he is mad at MC. Like MC what a hell, how dare you make his princess feel jealous and anxious? Why does she make such an upset and pouty face because of you? And why don't he do something to assure her? โข Xavier thought of himself as a calm and unflappable person. Until the kindled moment started. He felt a rush of heat, he had to stop a couple of times to calm himself down. And to save some good voice lines he'd listen to again and again. Your heavy breathing, the sounds of kisses, you, oh all this drove him crazy. โข The trail of Xavier thoughts: "I'm not sure that I'll watch it one more time", "Well, maybe just one more time", "But not today", "Wait, does it mean that millions of people will see my (y/n) like this?".
Jeremiah and his girlfriend Bella come to visit Xavier. Xavier: Jeremiah, perfect timing, what do you think can you hack the game and delete this card for everyone except me? Jeremiah: Wait, Xavier, why is your face so red? Are you sick or what? Xavier: Can you do this or not? Jeremiah: Oh, Xavier, you have got to stop playing this game... Bella: Perhaps, we should adopt him and make sure that he does not play too much?
Rafayel
โข When Rafayel got your card after a some teasing from you, he was excited to read it! And he was absolutely sure that everything will be fine with him. He is a nonchalant and chill man, the card with an age limit of 12 wouldn't affect him at all. Rafayel, really? You scream like crazy every time you watch cute cards with (y/n). And now you think that you'll stay chill... Well, good luck, brave child! โข Of course, Rafayel lost it as soon as kindled moment started. He hid his face in his hands, yelled and kicked his feet. He stopped the video to make some screenshots and to breathe too. โข After watching this card and a few hours of calming down, he immediately plays with illusio option to make the best pictures for his blog. He even thinks of doing comiั for this card, which he does.
Thomas comes to visit Rafayel. Thomas: Rafayel, what happened, you are as red as the crawfish boil! Rafayel: *just finished reading your card* *Rafayel.exe stopped working* *please call the ambulatory* Thomas: *looks trough his phone* I see. Rafayel, what about your new painting and deadlines? Rafayel: *came to life* New painting! Good idea, Thomas! I gonna draw a comic, don't disturb me! Thomas: We'll go bankrupt because of this game...
Zayne
โข Our busy hardworking man Zayne even didn't know about this card until he got it by chance. Deciding to do a short break from the paperwork, he started reading it right at work without even reading the description of card. After all this is a game with an age limit of 12, so everything will be fine, right? Right, isn't it? Of course no, this game is cruel. โข When the kindled moment started Zayne forgot how to breathe, how to blink too. He eagerly absorbed every single moment of this card as his ears was turning more and more red. He definitely would rewatch it a few more time, he'd die of embarrassment if anyone found out though. โข After reading this card, Zayne sit spacing out and trying to realize what he just read. It was so... You were so... Ugh, there were no right words to describe it.
Yvonne and Grayson enter Zayne's cabinet. Grayson: Doctor Zayne we brought docu- Doctor Zayne, something happened? Why do you look at your phone like... this. Zayne: *goes out of trance* I'm fine... Did anyone see where I left my glasses? Yvonne: This's on your head, doctor Zayne... Zayne: *embarrassed, but does his best to stay chill* Oh, right, thank you. You can leave these documents here.
Caleb
โข Poor boy is so upset that there is not card with your firs time with MC. So he reads the fanfics and prays to get this card one day.
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And along these lines, can we recognize that viewing and treating the clones as people is the bare minimum? It should be a given.
Like I saw a post recently that quoted a line somewhere when a jedi called the clones their men, "Men! Not clones, or troopers or soldiers, men!" and idk I'm just kinda like:
Like sorry but that isn't exactly a grand achievement (and there are plenty of examples of when the Jedi do call them "the clones" or "troopers" too. But also the clones use those words for themselves just fine so I don't think it's a problem)
Obviously it's good that the Jedi treat them well and use their names and such, I just don't think we should be overly patting them on the back for it. Can we acknowledge that calling the clones by their chosen names is such a low bar? One that plenty of characters outside of the Jedi also surpass (like Yularen, Padme, Riyo, the Syndullas, Phee, etc, and to be frank yall, even Nala Se, Hemlock, and Palpatine). Like Watto called Anakin by his name, just saying.
I'm not necessarily saying that the Jedi only did the bare minimum, just that that is all I see people praise them for all the time. And that's kinda weird.
There's this aspect of the Born Sexy Yesterday trope that I think can sometimes crop up in the way people write/talk about the clones and the Jedi
"...a science-fiction trope that's designed specifically so male heroes get to automatically be the most extraordinary man in a woman's life, because they are basically the only man to have ever been in her life."
"He does have one thing going for him though: he knows all about living life as a normal human being. Of course, so does every other guy on Earth which should make him unremarkable. Except to a woman born yesterday. Because she's presumably never met another man, he would seem like the smartest most amazing guy in the entire universe."
"Since he's the first and only man in this woman's life he gets to be the best by default. Which means he doesn't even have to try to be a better partner, a better boyfriend, or a better lover."
It's a romance trope, so the context isn't necessarily one-to-one (depending on what you're writing ig, I don't really read ship fic stuff so I can't speak to that), but I think it's a similar idea. That everyday normal things will seem extraordinary to someone who is lacking experience. Point being that treating the clones with basic human decency isn't special, it should be the norm. The literal bare minimum shouldn't be elevated just because they only have worse things to compare it to. Jedi don't get bonus moral points just because the Kaminoans are in the negatives, you know?
(And in fics and stuff, I'd say it could be realistic for the clones to view it that way. To be in awe and so grateful to be treated decently, or to try real food and have basic needs met, etc. But the Jedi's reaction to that should be 'no honey this is normal, you always deserved this' not taking praise or credit for it.)
I don't like this idea I sometimes see in fanon/discourse that the Jedi encouraged or taught the clones to be individuals and if not for the Jedi this wouldn't have happened.
The clones are individuals.
It's an inherent fact.
Like irl identical twins/triplets/etc have the same DNA and they are obviously individual people. It's the same for the clones. You wouldn't say that twins only have distinct personalities, opinions and such if their parents encourage it. The same way you wouldn't say that about non-twin siblings, or just any person. Because appearance and genetics do not define who a person is, for anyone.
And in-narrative their individuality is an inherent fact too, in that they are all unique in the Force.
The Jedi may have helped the way the clones view themselves in a self-worth sense, their leadership may have allowed for more expression by not restricting it, but they didn't create that individuality.
Treat them like individuals and value their lives as such, yes. Make them into individuals and teach them how to be individuals, no.
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Imagine Al Haitham who was in frantic, earning glances in the crown as he navigate his way through the busy city. While they have seen the former acting grand Sage taking this route everyday. It is not everyday they get see the man running, sweat rolling down his temple as he seemed to be chasing something. Faster. He thought. You have to be there faster.
Imagine Al Haitham who almost slam the door as soon as he reached your house but manage to regain his cool and gently open and close the door without missing a beat. It did not took him that long to find you on your bedroom floor, in a squat position, silent tears rolling down your cheeks. Right beside you was your pet, peacefully laying there as if he was asleep. But you and him knew better than that. He was gone.
Imagine Al Haitham whom without a word, kneel down beside you and pull you into his embrace. That was it took for you break down crying. You just collapse in his arms and started sobbing. Your hands clenching on his chest. You just, you just lost it. "They told me he would be okay.." You cried. "I did what they told me to do..." You sob, voice full of pain and sadness. "I was with him the whole time..." He could only gulp the lump on his throat. "He was just sleeping so peaceful..." "I know..." He replied.
Imagine Al Haitham who was gently caresses your back, trying to ease out your breathing as you sob uncontrollably. The way be pat you gently at the back as you slowly calm down. One of his hands travelling all the way up to your head and run his finger through your hair, soothing you out. As much as he wants to tell you it's alright, that it's okay. He knew that was not the case. You are not okay, you just lost your best friend, your son, your favourite. He will not tell you it's alright.
Imagine Al Haitham who gently peel you off his chest, you tear stained messed up face coming into view but the two of you do not give a damn. Gently, he looked at your face. Hands reaching out and carefully wipe off tears on your cheeks, pry off lost strands of your hair away from your face. "Hey..." He gently grab your face with both hands. Gently, he rest his forehead against yours. "I know you did your best." He started, once again he felt you shaking. "Thank you for staying by his side till the end." Once again you started crying.
Imagine the way Al Haitham kept running his hand through your back. Tapping and caressing while once again wsiting for you to calm down. He does not know how long the two of you have been sitting in there on the floor and honestly he does not give a damn. Nevertheless, he glance at your pet not so far away from the two of you, a pang on his chest occurs. While it does not hurt him as much as it hurt you. It does not mean that it does not hurt.
Imagine the moment Al Haitham kept you slowly dozing off on his tear soaked shoulder. He gently tap you on your arm. "Rest." You hear him say. "I'll take care of our little guy here." You hear him added. "Would that be okay with you?" You felt him caresses the side of your face. Tired, you tried to open your heavy lids but ended with a hand covering your eyes. Soon, a tear slip past those hand. "Please." Your voice was hoarse, it held so much pain and sorrow. "Please do." "You don't have to say please." He utter before kissing your forehead. "Take a rest, please."
Imagine Al Haitham does not know how long this would hurt you, how long it will take you to heal from such tragedy. But he would be there with you in every step you needed to take. "I'm here." As you lay there in bed asleep. He held your hand with both of his. While he does not know how to ease the pain, he hoped that his presence could ease a little bit of pain you would feel again once you wake up. "I'm here."
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Hii! Idk if requests are open and it's okay if there not ๐ฅฐ
but when I read this: "Also, Ari strikes me as a man who would enjoy road head or pull over to go down on you if he's horny or bored or just because. I don't have a reason for that, but it's true. The end."
It's making me feel like we need a full smutty fic of them going on vacation somewhere snowing and this happens because he's bored + horny ๐โ๐ผ
*ngl, I like the gif. idgaf. Warnings for smut (oral, m & f receiving), obviously. Based on this Who Would. WC 1280
You both absolutely suck at planning trips or time to yourselves--other than spending the night in after work--so, of course, you two over extend before your first legitimate weekend getaway.
Nobody packed!
It took until the wee hours to gather the things you'd need and prepare the home to be left unattended. There was no time for fooling around.
Ari passed out on the couch because clothes were all over the bed for you to visualize 'outfits,' and so he may not strictly be sleepy, just tired and antsy. His free foot won't stop bouncing on the cushioned floor mat.
He isn't subtle in his thoughts.
"How big of a bed did we get?" "Do you think the walls are thick or...?" "How busy is it this time of year? Could we have the hot tub to ourselves?" "Exactly how many layers will you need outside? Is that a lengthy process to take off?"
The traffic thins as you leave the city, but then an accident brings everyone to a dead stop. Even the sky is blocked by the towering trucks on all sides which...can't possibly be why Ari is so irate.
"Come on," he gripes, smacking the butt of his hand on the steering wheel. "Let's just get there."
You have to laugh at such a tiny tantrum from a very big man. It'll be at least an hour and a half (at speed).
"I swear, honey, I thought we'd be..." he mumbles something, scraping through his beard before holding your hand "...by now."
"What was that?" Though you know where this is going, it's worth it to make Ari say it. "What were we supposed to be doing?"
You rub your thumb along his knuckles pointedly.
"Well," he starts, voice low and rich, "I would definitely be buried inside you the very second we were behind closed doors, that's for sure." He adjusts himself in the seat, pawing at his jeans where they grow uncomfortably snug. "If you could only fit in my lap..."
He trails off again, sighing at the mere idea.
click THUD.
You drop his hand to open and shut your side of the cab, a wicked smile curling on your lips.
"One mississippi."
He doesn't take your meaning right away.
"These qualify as 'closed doors' and we are behind them," you simmer. "I can think of at least one way to be buried inside me right here if you're...interested."
Ari freely stares at you and rakes his eyes up and down your body, squinting like the specifics of the offer elude him, but he is all over it anyway.
"Fuck, yes," he growls. "Please." His head swivels around to check all the mirrors before quickly unzipping his pants and pulling his semi-hard cock out.
You tap the gearshift to remind him of his lead foot. Ari gets twitchy when this horny, and there was that one incident.
He throws that sucker into park so fast the metal and plastic actually whine.
Tucking your legs under you, you shimmy to a good angle before replacing his hand with yours, leaning towards his lips only to drop when he moves in, licking the length of him several times, lubing him up to take in your mouth.
Ari's head drops, satisfied though you've barely begun. He's wound tight from all the rushed preparations and can't help but melt into your ministrations. He tugs at his jeans to give you more and more access. The man does appreciate thorough attention.
If there's one thing you can count on, it's that he'll be putty in your hands the sloppier you are, so slowly building up that slick saliva until it drips beneath your fingers at his base blows his mind, every time, without fail.
"Holy shit," he moans, letting one hand rest on the back of your head and the other spread out over your clothed ass. Oh so gently, both knead without pattern or control while his eyes stay slits to watch the road.
They don't really see the road, and he glances down to ration his fill of the naughty scene.
Ari, again, is not subtle in his thoughts.
"You're so hot. Gorgeous. So fucking sexy--right there--uhhnn yeah, sounds like you're enjoying this as much as I am. You wet?" He shoves his hand into your pants to check. "Oh fuck, you are. Careful. You keep doing that--" he doesn't need a lot of fanfare, just focus on the cockhead and coax him with steady strokes "--and I'm gonna blow, sweetheart."
His voice grows hoarse in all his panting.
"Holy shit, are you--so, so close--you swallowing? You're perfect. You're so fucking hot."
Ari's careful not to grip at your head when he comes, leaky and thick, with a roar of relief, but that doesn't stop his finger inside you from plunging deeper and holding you there.
You know exactly the combination to this lock; he knows the combination to your body as well.
He teases you while he comes down, too, absently spreading your arousal back and forth from your clit to your crack. Then Ari chuckles, giddy, a bit light headed, letting his thighs stop their shaking before releasing you.
"Okay...so...are we there yet?"
Only one of the surrounding trucks has begun to roll forward a few car lengths.
Ari hurries to right his jeans and shift into drive, turn signal ticking as soon as possible.
Though it takes a slow and sexually excruciating mile to find a turn off for a 'scenic outlook,' he keeps you on the edge with dirty promises. The parking lot--if one can call a single row of spots barely separated from the highway by a grassy strip a 'lot'--is empty because it's chilly with dense fog, and Ari backs into the very farthest place, ordering you to climb into the truck bed.
It's polite with an edge of desperation, but the phrase "your juicy ass" is used.
Heedless of the cold, he rips his jacket off toned, flexed arms, laying it down for you so that you're not naked against freezing metal. You'd be self-conscious if the entire area weren't obscured by weather and the general incline of the hilly road.
Ari's words have devolved into a series of grunts, groans and moans as he manhandles you into a good position. The way he wraps his arms around your spread legs keeps away almost all of the chill, thankfully, but the fervor with which he dives into your heat is really where the warmth comes from. His tongue and breath are pleasant before escalating to pleasurable. HIs beard roughs up your tender skin in all the right places before the sting is eased by his plush lips.
In no uncertain terms, he absolutely sucks the life out of you, kneading your leg slung over his shoulder and curling his touch into the right spot when you finally chase climax and hump his face. Ari loves Needy-you, Controlling-you, Happy-you, and there's no better way for him to see it than down the length of your body, staring with bright, sparkling, hungry eyes.
He keeps you warm beneath him until you're fit to move, helping to yank your pants back up inch by inch.
Jumping out to offer you a hand down, Ari gets the giggles again, pressing a kiss to your smiling lips. He lingers long enough that you have to slap at his chest.
"We'll never get there if you don't stop," you laugh.
"New rule," he huffs, shrugging his coat back on and running his fingers through his tangled hair, "no roadtrips anywhere over an hour away."
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You said racism is something that harms minorities. Sounds like classic leftist rhetoric, that minorities can only ever be the victims. Obviously that makes no sense.
Remember when I said to become a leftist you have to sacrifice a bit of your ego? Part of that that can be especially hard for white people is accepting that racism, especially in America, is an institutional problem which affects primarily minorities, and which white people generally benefit from, even if passively. The defenses and rejections this idea spawns are understandable, but you don't actually have anything you need to absolve yourself of. Accepting that America has a long history of white supremaicst thought does not mean you, as a white person, bear original sin or anything. It's not your fault that the bozos who built this country hundreds of years before you were born thought it was okay to treat people with a different skin color as a less evolved sub-species of the European man. You are not a bad person because America suffers from institutional racism. You are only a bad person if you defend and uphold those injustices.
And yes, racial injustice still exists. We are not as far removed from the Civil Rights movement as we like to think. Joe Biden was alive during it. Donald Trump was alive during it. We have plenty of crisp color photographs. Within living memory this country did not grant black people the same rights as white people, and within living memory there was violent resistance from racists to the idea of black integration. You would be foolish to believe all of these problems disappeared the moment the Civil Rights Act was signed.



I also completely disagree that leftists are required to accept that they are possible racists. The white ones are, but anyone whoโs non-white is never required to do that.
Oh, I've seen plenty of racist black people. Sometimes my Xhitter feed thinks I'm a black woman for a few days and just puts tweets from what I can only call "black twitter" on my feed. When this happens, often I'll come across threads of black women going off about how white people are parasites, or one of those silly conspiracists rambling about how ancient Egyptians were black or whatever.
They're silly. Of course they're silly. But you know what they're not? Hurting anybody. If a black woman you don't know and will never know wants to call all white people the Devil, how's that going to affect you?
Meanwhile, if your name sounds "too black," the AI filtering algorithms every HR department uses these days will auto-dismiss your job application, and you won't get that house loan even if your credit is spectacular.
A leftist calling someone a racist is very seldom a call out to present a learning opportunity. Itโs almost always an opportunity for that person to put down others and to elevate themselves as a more morally virtuous and socially aware leftist. They will couch that motivation by bringing up the โlearning opportunityโ as a way to thinly veil the attack and as a way to bully that person into accepting that they deserve whatโs happening.
So this is a long spiel about "virtue signaling" and "cancel culture" both things I tapped out of giving a shit about a few years ago. This kind of feels like, I dunno, 2015 era rhetoric? This is stale and musty. "Virtue signaling" has done a lot of damage to honest political discussions, because now, if you don't want to engage with someone's views, you can just say they're doing it for attention. Wonderful! We also all live in a simulation so nothing matters at all and you may as well jump off a bridge or something. It's a dead-end. If you won't even accept that someone's beliefs are their actual beliefs, then what are we even debating?
As for "bullying people into accepting that they deserve what's happening" I'll be the first to say that internet mob justice is not a good thing. I don't much care for sending people death threats, and I don't understand what joy other people find in wasting their time harassing people on the internet. I don't have much else to contribute here, you're just sort of describing to me what you imagine a leftist to be.
Why should I assume that the person making the call out is correct?
You shouldn't. Of course you should think for yourself. Just blindly following what other people tell you is the exact opposite of what most leftists would want you to do. Critical thought is very important, especially when it comes to examining your own biases.
You just said that we canโt even fully know ourselves but I should listen and accept that a stranger over the internet has something to say about whether or not I might be racist? If we canโt fully know ourselves then knowing another person is surely impossible.
Your perspective of your own self is often clouded by your own biases. We are our own worst critics, you have to spend every day with yourself, so you develop very particular ideas about what kind of person you are. Not to say that you should care too much about how you are perceived by others, but I'd say if you considered yourself not a racist, but every third person you spoke to called you a racist, that's a pattern. You can choose to think about it, wonder if you really are harboring racist ideas you didn't even know were racist. Or you can ignore it and say that everyone else is wrong, and/or a "triggered leftist". I can't control your life.
What makes the leftist in any situation an authority on any of this stuff? Why should anyone listen to them? How do we know they arenโt racist themselves? After all if itโs subtle and you could be racist without even realizing, how do leftists know they arenโt the racists?
Nobody makes a leftist an authority. Leftism isn't right by virtue of simply being right, or by heavenly decree. They're just ideas, that people can research, and choose to believe and fight for. People choose to listen to them only if they want to, only if they think those ideas will create a better world for them, their fellow humans, and future generations.
As to the question about leftists being racist themselves... yeah! A really interesting thing is to look at the history of progressivism and anti-racism. There are some groundbreaking films from the civil rights era which broach the subject of racial equality with surprising confidence... and through a modern lens they can often be surprisingly racist in their depictions. Discerning what is and isn't racist, or affected in some way by racism, is a constant learning process that involves a lot of history and research. We are always trying to challenge our own pre-conceived notions about the world. Like language, the understanding of race and racism evolves over time.
In that you might see a scary moving target, but it's really not that. Because again, to label something as racist, or affected by racism, is not to condemn it completely and label it bereft of value. Those old 1960s civil rights films are still extremely important and valuable. There's lots of queer cinema dating back to the black and white days that can be hilariously offensive, but they are all still important parts of queer history. Bigotry is just a part of humanity as a whole, and a leftist simply sees value in being able to recognize racism, acknowledge it, and try to be better than it. Not because we want to signal our virtues, but because we would like to live in a world with as little racism as possible - who knows, maybe even no racism, someday! Wouldn't that be cool? Not in our lifetimes though probably, certainly not with discount mussolini in office going after DEI like it's a cancer.
One of the problems the left has is that they never ask why people disagree with them.
They call that person a racist or misogynist or whatever disparaging thing they want and then claim victory.
But that doesnโt explain anything. Is that person really just a one dimensional cartoon villain that can be summarized with one word?
Good luck trying to grow a political movement by refusing to understand your opposition, or understand what motivates people in the middle.
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Another dp x dc cause why not. Tim is 19 and Jason is 22, and these murderous middle children are hanging out on patrol when the chaotic little shit that is a 16 y/o Danny Fenton crash lands on their roof. He detransformed while flying due to exhaustion.
Danny: Owwww
Jason: Holy shit, kid, are you alright??
Tim: Where did you fall from?
Danny, testing himself for injuries: Eh, I've had worse. Not even top five on my list of crash landings
Jason: That's not helping your case.
Danny, finally looks at the brothers mid getting up: Holy Shit! You're Red Hood and Red Robin! Man, I know so many people who are going to be soooo jealous.
Tim: Even of the crash landing part?
Danny, beaming: Crash landing is, like, the least embarrassing thing I could have done to meet y'all.
Jason: That sounds like a story.
Tim: Also incredibly unsafe. Are you sure you're okay?
Danny, shrugs: Yeah, I'm good. Just tired, probably gonna take a nap soon. Can you point me to the nearest graveyard?
Jason: Why.. why do you need to go to the nearest graveyard?
Danny: To nap?
Jason: Just- Why are you planning to nap in a graveyard?
Danny, realizing that what he said is not normal: ... because it helps? And I'm less likely to be harassed?
Tim, curiously: How does it help?
Danny: uuuh... don't tell batman?
Jason and Tim share a look and come to a silent agreement.
Tim: Only if you tell us how you ended up in Gotham.
Danny:.... Yeah, okay, fair. I didn't exactly know I was heading here? I was- I just needed to get away as fast and as far as I could. I picked a direction and flew til I obviously couldn't *gestures to the spot he landed*
Jason, concerned: What or who are you running from?
Danny: Eh, my parents? Local government? Both. My less-than-human-ness got exposed, and I wasn't testing out if my parents' obsession with ghosts would win over any parental love they may have felt. I got shot too many times when they didn't know to have faith in that knowing would help my situation.
Danny: Oh! So my parents are walking OSHA violations and I had an accident that should have killed me. I mean, it kind of did. Which is why graveyard naps help, the ambient ectoplasum makes me heal and regain my energy faster! The other ghosts call me a halfa since I'm an awkward middle ground between the living and dead and....um, I definitely have a concussion
Jason, weakly: What makes you say that?
Danny: My friends and sisters say I'm allergic to straight answers and I'm just putting it all out there. Also wavey
Tim, stepping closer: Wavey?
Danny, tracing invisible waves on a building: Wavey. Can we go to a graveyard now?
Jason, picking Danny up: Sure, kid. You said it helps?
Danny, let's it happen: Yeah.. it's not a cure-all, but it helps
Danny, waits til they're on the ground: Once my head clears, I can probably help with the weirdness of your ectoplasum. Nice to know I'm not alone in the "undead" hero gig
Jason, trips a little: You- wha- Kid?
Tim: Interesting. You can tell he died?
Danny: Yeah? I can sense ectoplasum, the dead, and the undead? It comes with the being dead thing
Jason, pressing a button so his bike has a high back that he can tie Danny to: You seem pretty alive to me
Danny: That's sweet, but if my vitals look anything like a normal human's, I'm actively dying. My heart rate and body temperature are closer to a corpse.
Tim, checks both those things and his eyes: okay, that's scary. And you definitely have a concussion. I believe we should take him to see Leslie, just to make sure his concussion isn't too bad.
Jason: He definitely should see the good doctor before we drop him off for a nap in the graveyard
Danny, panicking: No Doctors! No Hospitals!
Tim: She runs a small clinic, actually. We go to her if we get particularly injured.
Jason: Plus, she ain't no snitch
Danny: I don't know...
Tim: What would make you more comfortable with going?
Danny: I.... I don't know. It's been years since I went to a doctor or clinic.
Tim: Would it help if Hood or I stayed with you the whole time?
Danny: Aren't you supposed to be patrolling Gotham?
Jason: we can do that after we get you set up
Tim: I have a safe house he can stay at after he gets his nap
Jason: Sounds like a plan
Danny: Man, this feels like princess treatment
Tim, frowning: It's basic decency
Danny, head tilt: Is it?
Jason: Yes. How old even are you?
Danny: 16, why?
Tim and Jason share disbelieving looks. They would have pegged him at 13, maybe 14 if malnutrition was involved.
Jason: Dude, what have you been eating? I'm pretty sure Red was bigger than you and he's the smallest bird.
Tim: Asshole
Jason: Baby Bat is taller than you currently, and he's 4 years younger than you. Embrace your short king self, Red
Tim, pouting: Not all of us can have their childhood malnutrition and physical traumas erased by evil cool-aid
Jason: I don't know. Ra's likes you enough you could probably ask
Tim, makes a disgusted face: No thanks. Rather stay short than deal with that creep
Danny, mumbling: why does that name sound familiar? Ra's Ra's Ra's Ra's-
Danny, jolts: Al Gul???
Tim, suspicious: know him?
Danny: Yeah! Worst summoning ever!
Jason: You can be summoned?
Danny, embarrassed: Yeahhhhh, I beat the ghost king in single combat and now am technically king? Sort of? More prince, since I'm considered a baby. Who'd want a 2 year old ruling? I have people I trust making decisions on my behalf til I'm an adult by ghost standards
Jason: Kid.. How is your life even weirder than ours?
Danny, shrugs: I was doomed from birth.
Tim: We'll continue this conversation after Leslie checks you out
Danny: That's fair
Danny not only has a concussion, but his leg is broken (he didn't notice) and has some burns (from his escape). He gets his nap at the graveyard, which does speed up his healing, so Tim and Jason ferry him between the save house and the graveyard several times as he heals. Before Danny knows it, he's been adopted by these 2 vigilantes. Danny shows them his Phantom form at the same time Tim and Jason reveal their civilian IDs.
Tim and Jason gaslight the rest of the batfam about Danny always being there for shits and giggles, just take him to a family dinner and act like nothing is happening. Danny, always one for chaos, plays along. Damian is so mad about. Cass and Steph are delighted. Bruce, Dick, and Duke are so confused, but Duke is happy to not be the only Meta now. Alfred and Barbara learned about Danny beforehand because they know all.
#tim drake#jason todd#batfam#batfam shenanigans#damian wayne#danny phantom#danny fenton#bruce wayne#duke thomas#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#dpxdc
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