#what do you mean we're already past ep 11??

[chickenstrangers]

I FEEL YOU LINGER IN THE AIR | HANDS PT. 4/?

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP meme from Scream Queens Ep 11 "Black Friday"

"Be careful. I'd really like to kiss you again."

"I'm saving my energy for Black Friday doorbusters tomorrow morning."

"How about you do the honors?"

"Oh, the holidays. That festive time of year where everyone's decked out in their Christmas finest."

"The season of joy and love and presents begins when the clock strikes midnight."

"I thought you got all your clothing hand-delivered by A-list designers."

"Black Friday is about buying deliberately cheap, totally forgettable Christmas gifts for friends. The obvious cheapness of the gift makes them question our friendship and makes them way easier to manipulate as they try desperately to get back on my good side."

"Is this black toilet paper?"

"Amazing. A pair of mink albino boy shorts."

"I bribe the dude who deals weed off the loading dock to let me in a half hour early."

"Torturing these soulless manatees of senseless consumerism brings me so much joy. And isn't joy what the holiday season's all about?"

'At first I was like, "What a weird turkey." And then it clicked. Like... "Damn, that's a head."

"When you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me."

"I am gonna take this opportunity to be the strong parental influence you have never had."

"You are gonna march over to that sofa right now and you're gonna sit down because you are in a time out."

"I'm sorry. Did you just put me on a time out? You do realize I'm not seven, right?"

"Well, behold how badly you've failed."

"I think it's pretty safe to assume that your career is over."

"Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to the mall to exercise our patriotic right to join hundreds of thousands of our fellow out-of-breath Americans in sweatpants as they make frenzied, ill-thought-out purchases of cheap, crappy garbage they can't afford and don't need. To deny us of that right would be un-American."

"Let's go, sluts."

"I want to know what I'm being charged with."

"You drove your pickup truck through the front window of a Best Buy."

"You killed or maimed people. Let's go."

"Sounds awful, but I'd keep that to yourself."

"You're not really helping yourself."

"Most of the uniformed cops out there are working on a volunteer basis because they get backed up inside if they don't crack a few skulls every day."

"There's a killer on the loose and you're telling us this town has no police force?"

"I don't understand why you have to get us the crappiest gifts possible and then make sure we know about it beforehand just to ruin the surprise."

"I mean, that's like bringing pineapples to Hawaii."

"So would you feel the need to waste $13,000 buying me something I already have?"

"Maybe instead of using my disgusting wealth to buy my friends crap, I should use my disgusting wealth to buy my friends things they would actually enjoy."

"The mall is deserted."

"Oh, go on and shoot me, hag. It'll just make me young and skinny forever and you'll still be old. Come on, finish me off, you shriveled, old crone!"

"First day on the job and I caught a killer."

"Wait, you have a gun?"

"Damn! Why didn't I shoot him when I had the chance?"

"How's your crossbow wound?"

"The arrow missed all major arteries, and I'm currently rolling on some sweet painkillers."

"What exactly are you proposing?"

"I've always had this vision of a band of sisters who stand together like an impenetrable community of shields who kept everyone safe and secure."

"Sometimes, instead of shields, we need swords."

"No one is going to help us."

"No one is going to stop this until we are all dead."

"Well, I'm sorry, but she is a vindictive, amoral woman who no one is gonna miss."

"I say we poison her."

"Did you ever do it in my bed?"

"So you were gay lovers?"

"No, we were not gay lovers."

"I'm an investigative journalist."

"Well, you know, I really love the idea of a bunch of guys from different backgrounds getting together and forming a brotherhood for life."

"Have you ever been to a driving range?"

"What sort of ab regimen are you rocking, bro?"

"I guess the fact that you and I cannot stand one another is finally out in the open."

"Name your weapon."

"So pick your weapon. You can choose sabres, guns, baseball bats, small pebbles, spoons, doesn't matter to me. What does matter, is that we will fight, and we will fight to the death."

"Well, I am sorry that took so long, but, you know, a watched pot never boils."

"Being a millennial feminist means growing up listening to Taylor Swift say she doesn't like to think of the world as boys versus girls."

"That's not what feminism was about."

"How come all the pictures on the wall are selfies?"

"Oh, it smells amazing."

"Where did you get puffer fish venom?"

"I want to be there when she dies."

"That's bliss!"

"Is it nutmeg?"

"I am like a soldier at war. I am killing to stop more killing. It's totally justified."

"But what about moral law?"

"Oh, that would be hard for you?"

"I don't "rage" on Tuesday nights or have competitions about how many girls I can have sex with in one day."

"What I'm trying to say is guys join fraternities to get a sense of structure in their lives. Problem is the structure

they're buying into is antiquated. It's misogynistic and hierarchical and dangerous."

"It's misogynistic and hierarchical and dangerous."

"I don't think I'm in the right headspace right now."

"You're a rare breed, one of the true good guys."

"That's the weirdest explanation for anything I've ever heard."

"We need to think of new ways to kill her!"

"I'm really gonna cherish our time here together."

"Killing is wrong, but, under this circumstance, I don't know what other choice we have."

"Hold on, sluts."

"When I was your age, I was thoughtless about sex."

"If you don't think you're ready, you probably aren't. And if you aren't, well, then no good can come from doing it, anyway."

"The main thing is you have to be perfectly dry. The cryosauna is set to 200 degrees below zero, so any water on your skin freeze instantly."

"How come there hasn't been any screaming?"

"No, we need to get away while we still can."

"Hey, hey, it's enough. The point has been made."

"Why do you want to continue taking this any further?"

"Yes, I feel guilty!"

"Don't you ever call me again."

"I heard about these Buddhist Monks that found a way to meditate, so they can sit outside all night, way, way up in the Himalayas in weather that would kill a normal person, but their core temperature stays totally normal."

"You're thinking of the movie Teen Wolf, you brainless gash, which is not, in fact, a documentary!"

"Uh, Rasputin. He was a mystical Russian peasant who became a close advisor of Tsar Nicholas II because he could magically cure Prince Alexei of his hemophilia."

"Okay, this seems totally not germane to what we're talking about, so can we please just skip ahead?"

"Maybe she has some magical powers that make her unable to die, like some horror movie villain, like Michael Myers, or Jason, or Dr. Giggles."

"So, maybe try on a size zero."

"Okay, I'm not gonna try on the size zero because I won't fit into the size zero."

"This is discrimination!"

"Look at her. Give her something. Give her something to be happy!"

"Come on, what is wrong with these idiots?!"

"Why did you ask me to meet you here? And why are you carrying a bag clearly filled with chains?"

"I thought we could talk about bondage and go for a swim."

"You're all packed up. I thought you were staying until you cracked the case."

"I was just gonna go to the woods and write or something,

like Thoreau, but with WiFi."

"I mean, maybe I could come with you. Might be kind of romantic, you know?"

"I could bring a slow cooker, and we could talk about the case all night over short ribs?"

"Well, I do love short ribs."

"I'll always be able to say that my first was with a great, great, great guy."

"I am a sentient grown woman who has been through

hell the past few weeks, and I'm sitting next to you, now, with open eyes and an open heart, telling you that I want to give myself to you."

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#5

More thoughts

I think ep 5 is really where the hero-villain perspective flip thing shows. The plot reminds me of those movies where some ragtag underdog bunch is going up against an elite group in a talent show or something and the underdogs win with the power of friendship. Only instead of following the underdogs, we're following the elite group so we sympathize with their hard work and struggles to look perfect. So when people like Neige say they just wanted to make memories with their friends and get praised even when they mess up...I guess what i'm trying to say is that this really is a villain's story

116 notes • Posted 2021-01-12 18:40:57 GMT

#4

Azul bd personal story spoiler

- Azul's mom was the one who opened the family ristorante and it started from thw ground up; she's good at management and cooking

- Azul's stepdad is a lawyer; he was the one who mediated the divorce for azul's mom and bio dad; azul respects him a lot

- Azul's whole family are magicians, but his grandmother is especially good and would help out the neighbors

134 notes • Posted 2021-02-22 07:27:18 GMT

#3

Azul Birthday Personal Story

I want to know what happened with Azul’s mom and stepdad lol, sounds like a soap opera

> Happy birthday.

Azul: My my, thank you for taking the trouble to do this.

> How is the party?

Azul: I am enjoying it, thank you. This liveliness reminds me of my birthday parties back home.

> Are there also a lot of people at your parties back home?

Azul: Yes. My family runs a ristorante.

In the past, every year for my birthday, they would close the ristorante and my family and all the staff would celebrate it.

Gorgeous decorations and music…the piece de resistance is all my favorite dishes piled onto the ristorante’s largest table.

“Eat that too, eat this too…”

Thinking about it now, I would like to complain that they were overdoing it, but…

When I was a child, I innocently enjoyed it.

> What is your family like? Please tell us.

Azul: My mother runs the ristorante. In the beginning, it was a small establishment she started by herself…

But by the time I became aware of my surroundings, it was already the most famous ristorante in the Coral Sea, with a large number of staff.

She was already an excellent cook, but she also has a talent for management.

She is also very interested in Mostro Lounge. Isn’t friendly rivalry* between parent and child wonderful? (TN: This expression 切磋琢磨 can also mean working hard together.)

Next, about my stepfather… He’s my mother’s second husband, so we are not related by blood.

He is a lawyer, and he and my mother became acquainted when he was mediating her divorce. 

You never know what will happen in this world. 

He is normally a kind and honest man, but…He is cunning when it comes to his work! 

He taught me a lot about contracts and the law. He has a good relationship with my mother, and he is a stepfather I can respect. 

Lastly, my grandmother. My entire family are magicians, but her magic surpasses us all. 

She uses her magic to solve the troubles of her neighbors.

Yes…she is a compassionate person like me.

Everyone in my family has different personalities, but we all have our own talents—It truly is a family I can boast about.

> Please tell us what you are particular about in regards to Mostro Lounge.

Azul: Hmm, there are many things, but…if I’m forced to choose, I would say the tableware.

Flavor is not the only thing that is important for the quality of a dish, there is also appearance.

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175 notes • Posted 2021-02-23 04:26:01 GMT

#2

Malleus looks pretty good here

179 notes • Posted 2021-07-16 08:20:23 GMT

#1

Really hoping people don't delete their works with girl!mc or androgynous!mc bc of the manga...just think of it as a different continuity please...your mc is still valid within you...

378 notes • Posted 2021-03-17 15:35:20 GMT

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