#what do you mean ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[circusclownproductions]

Never wanted to get t boned so bad in my life

[mrmeepsmadmind]

red alert is not an uwu protecc the bean to me. he is like a polar bear covered in another polar bear's blood to me

red : pitCh iN, iNfErNo,😾😾!!! or do you want MEE 🙀** to do it ALL by MYsELf 😣😣😖😫😫🥺😫🥺🥺😿😢😭😭😭 !!!!!??!?1@1!!!! 🥺👉👈 ????

inferno: shut up, bitch

[deiranoid]

Am I the only one that was surprised to see no Felix x Ralph on here?? Like I don’t personally ship it but I 100% expected to see a ship like this on here and I don’t know why

[ratatatastic]

lundy talking about being the youngest on the cats for the past 3 years like hes been a prisoner of war despite being treated like a vet by the new guys coming into camp is certainly some whiplash for him huh?

"i know youre almost—youre not 23" "almost yeah" "happy early birthday then..." "😄"

"so youre ready to pass that younger guy torch to somebody?" "im ready! im ready if somebody wants it!" OH HES SO READY TO NOT BE THE YOUNGEST ANYMORE FREE MY MAN

Training Camp 24 | 9.24.24 (x)

[poltergeist-coffee]

Q!SLIMERIANA RADIO SHOW HOST ADDITION!! (brainrotted and created with @vertical-suns <33)

Basically slime and mariana both work at separate radio show stations (or wherever you call them) and they have a rivalry with each other. It’s because they both air around the same time (both shows are popular in their own right and have fans/listeners of their own!!)

despite this slime and mariana are the way they are and started talking shit about each other live. No ones sure who started it or when but its a thing now and its everyones problem 

mariana (in spanish): have you seen this charlie guy?? he’s so muscular he’s so fucking sexy-

slime, reacting on his show: HOLD ME BACK WHATS HE SAYING ABOUT ME WHATS HE SAYING

slime will 100% listen to and react to whatever mariana is talking about when he’s live like hello sir?? what are you doing?? aren’t you suppose to play music?? or talk about the news?? what is this?? (it’s fine i feel like regular listeners live for the drama) (it’s free entertainment). no i don’t think slime knows what mariana is talking about half the time and i don’t think that woudl stop him either. slime spends company time thinking about mariana and sometimes that’s just how it’s gonna be

Wilbur and Slime work at the same studio and wilbur use to have a segment but it got cut because he became a touring musician so he doesn't have time to go on air anymore. He still goes on sometimes as a special guest and to answer calls/questions but its not common 

He and slime are best friends tho which means wilbur is subjected to whenever slime decided to go on hour long rants about mariana

Roier and Mariana also work at the same radio station but roier actually does a segment regularly!! he takes callers and it’s like a giving advice/self help thing. he answers calls like “ayy whats your problem today?” Its psychologoier, it’s free therapy, it’s not great but it is interesting so at least there’s that?

sometimes roier helps run mariana’s show like behind the scenes (like if mariana’s producer isn’t here or something else) (he just tells him the things to prepare to say, what’s coming next, when to do certain things, shit like that.)

anyways a special thing that happens on mariana’s radio is that usually once a week for the entire segment of time he has he’ll just answer calls and talk about stuff or give advice which is a 50/50 on being useful or being a joke. yes he gets flirted with on air, yes almost every caller wants him its okay

One time Slime for fun calls in and then it’s just them arguing live on air for like idk 10 minutes MKNAJHFIJW they’re 50% arguing and 50% saying innuendos and the most absurd shit you will ever hear

mariana’s mic got cut off 5 minutes in and they played music until he got off the phone with slime but Slime happened to be live during the call so anyone on his show could hear the entire thing

slime probably stop talkign all togther at one point just to hear whatever insane shit was coming out of mariana’s mouth and he’s going to be thinking about it days to come. slime ends his show a bit after and lays down in the studio flushed entirely and staring blankly at a wall. eventually he looks up and the first thing out of his mouth that he says to wilbur is “i want to have sexo with mariana” wilbur burst into laughter

slime: no i’m not joking stop laughing i’m being serious

wilbur: so am i, i don’t want to hear about how much you want mariana

slime: WILBUR PLEASE SHES SO FUCKIGN HOT

wilbur: YOU HATED HER BEFORE THAT PHONE CALL

slime: THAT WAS IN THE PAST! THINGS CHANGE!!!

[thicc-ray-of-sunshine]

Seeing someone in this shirt would give Ford Pines a heart attack istg

[teamfortresstwo]

OHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKK

[xullianspamnoham]

We're friends..?

Wh????? Yes,,,, did i read the situation wrong????

[milesworld96]

It’s been nearly a year now and this pic still haunts me

[avienarthur1111]

Your kinger should invade Russia in winter

That's crazy man-

[rotisseries]

OH LOOORDDDDDDDDD. SHIN SOUKOKU SAVEEE MEEEEEEE

hey hashtag let's talk about how aku is only ever offensive with his powers never defensive he never uses them to protect, but dazai says he's most valuable in a supporting role, he's most valuable as the complementary to atsushi's offense, the backup, the cover, the sword to his shield. he's most valuable when he protects others!!

[avian-hearts]

not to talk about yet another f/o but i still love this costume So Much,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[minibuilder777]

Yeah, Kristin and your dad are just having fun

w hat.

[lovelykil]

I love writing silly fanfics

but actually learning ENGLISH IS HELL

[cappucosmico]

the most devastating shit on earth is that i had a friend in middle school who was like my ride or die. but her only "social media" was Google Fucking Plus. so naturally i have lost her in the wastelands of that shitstorm. but i cannot find her ever again bc she has like The most common name on god's green earth so one facebook search for people with her name in the bronx yields like a million fucking results. so imagine if she's not even in the bronx anymore. 10 million results

[catstack17]

it makes my blood boil that the artwork of storylines in taylor swift’s music videos i grew up with are not owned by her and are (legally) 🛴’s because it came from taylor’s own ideas, that taylor brought all her creativity, heart and soul for the music videos + obviously her music itself from all the original eras of debut, fearless, speak now, red, 1989, and rep circa 2006 - 2017 (forever furious that my obsession of music videos as a child i can not watch because all proceeds would go to him actually)— and now you’re telling me that taylor might have to go to either a new record label/company or make her own because apparently UMG is striking a deal with the monster of a man that stole her art in the first place and was recently FIRED from almost all music artists as their manager (remember when he made a tweet of him saying ‘haha i’m managing myself lol’ bc all of his previous artists including ariana grande and demi lovato fired him) - quite literally under what grounds does that make sense, he holds no value in the entertainment industry right now anyway, he has no qualities in terms of business that would let him make deals with a whole company like UMG?!? not to mention that UMG would be really idiotic to do this considering the amount of money they get from taylor alone, not to mention that taylor could maybe lose taylor’s version as a trademark and that this would be incredibly villainous to do considering she only has two more albums to rerelease at this point , she already had the rug cut right out from under her from big machine and 🛴, the possibility it could happen again is so wild and insane because she already has completed making re- records of 4/6 albums that were stolen from her in the first place-