#red alert starts randomly vacuuming at 4am then groans grouches bemoans and whines abt why no one else ever helps
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red alert is not an uwu protecc the bean to me. he is like a polar bear covered in another polar bear's blood to me
red : pitCh iN, iNfErNo,πΎπΎ!!! or do you want MEE π** to do it ALL by MYsELf π£π£ππ«π«π₯Ίπ«π₯Ίπ₯ΊπΏπ’πππ !!!!!??!?1@1!!!! π₯Ίππ ????
inferno: shut up, bitch
#waddles past#reds neurotic tone im in love with u#that one psa where he almost drove over 2 kids with bikes and then blamed them completely#while his headlights were not on#smthing wrong with him and it's more than meets the mental illness (hes a bitch)#red alert starts randomly vacuuming at 4am then groans grouches bemoans and whines abt why no one else ever helps#wHy doesnt anyone WANT TO HELp- wHy doesnt aNyoNe EVER waNt to HELP ?!?!?!?!?!?!πΎπΎπΎπΎπΎπ’π₯Ίπ₯ΊππβοΈβοΈβοΈ#( waking the entire fucking base up and the decepticon base from his complaining#hes gonna blame it on being hacked/bugged or theres a spy or someone else is secretly bugged or soundwave was broadcasting or#red after he has to do one (1) thing by himself: ARE * yOU π«΅( other servo on hip) gonna DO SOMETHING#or just TWIDDLE UR DIGITS πΎπΎβοΈβοΈβοΈπ π π‘π‘π€¬β¨οΈ#inferno: im gonna twiddle my digits in you -_-#red: ... WHAT .( KNOWS DAMN WELL HIS SENSITIVE ASS HEARD THAT )#inferno: HUH ?!? ( ALSO knows damn well he heard that )#im obsessed with red frantically demanding for inferno and then u just see this red block#inching across the screen#when red isnt irritated he becomes a lil gentle sleepy kitten but unfortunately. he is always irritated#he recharges for .5 nanoseconds while standing up straight & his optics are kept open & this is once#every 3 weeks#red alert#inferno#transformers generation one#transformers g1#tf g1#let ur favs be bitches. stop woobifying my mean ass wives#do not woobify my mental illness#transformers#maccadam#transformers idw
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