#what did i do to you

[bexfangirlforlife]

"Based on your likes" and it's a j*2 post. What are you talking about tumblr?

[strangeasf]

"what are you phil?"

"pour bot hem"

"what does pour bot hem say?"

"fog mi heart"

You know a little privacy is okay..

[kateschi]

to the person who stole my notes, I hope you trip in front of your crush

[weirdcat1213]

i love getting the "wow i wish more people would refer to me in more masc ways" feeling weeks before going to the place where thats just Not Allowed for me lmao

[ask-earthspark-breakdown]

Megatron, please stop trying to rip my helm off.

[terrarium-of-mistakes]

SOMEONE REPORTED MY FIC

"Is there a limit?" specifically

Sure it wasn't a fandom work but plenty of those are on ao3 and I was using the site in a transformative wayyy

Who fucking reported me????? Whyyyy????? I wasn't doing anything to you! All I did was stress test the character limittt :(

IT WAS NEARLY A YEAR OLD

i was so proud of it... my most popular fic gone just like that...

Im so upset. Who the hell called the cops on my little party

[cephalonsuda]

dancers of the world of ffxiv: why do you hate me so much

[murderyn]

@ashassiin asked: RANDOM HC ASK: suppose ryn gets the chance to go back in time and live her life as a regular elf, with a different father than bhaal. the catch: someone else would take her place as a bhaalspawn, gorion's ward and imoen's sister. would she take it?

Okay first of all. OUCH? Why are you hurting me this way.

Second of all… no, she wouldn’t. I don’t think she’d even consider it. If some magic genie or angel came down and made the offer to her - if it was a genuine honest to got real offer… no, she really wouldn’t. 

There’s a few reasons why. Starting with the noble part: she wouldn’t want anyone else to go through what she did. She couldn’t in good conscious put someone innocent through that. 

Now for the less noble reasons:

She wouldn’t trust anyone else to make good decisions. She’s not even sure if she made good decisions. But would someone else in her shoes fight against the influence of their blood? Would they be successful against Sarevok? Against Irenicus? Against the Five and Amelysan? 

And for the most selfish reasons:

She doesn’t know who she would be without that. A normal life? What is normal? Maybe she’d still have been pulled into chaos and trouble. Maybe she’d still become an adventurer. Sure, she wouldn’t have the weight of Bhaal pressing down on her - but that doesn’t mean her life would be easy. That she’d never know loss. 

And for all the pain she’s suffered, being who she is gave her people she cares about. Leaving this life would be leaving them. It’d be leaving all she gained - and she can’t let go of them.

[ratioyangreal]

lmfao what are these omegas in heat doing in my inbox 💔💔💔 what happened to y'all alphas

[cupiare]

and as if the horrors weren’t bad enough i’m also nauseous

[moonlight-taylor]

i hope that every time you have apple juice that a gnat drowns in it

what the fuck

[djevelbl]

A FUCKING COCKROACH JUST CURLED AROUND MY FINGER AS I WENT TO DRY MY HANDS ON A TOWEL FUCK MY LIFE

[miss-menhera]

What did I do what did I do what did i do what did i do what did I di what did I do what did I do what did I do what did j do what did I do what did I do what did I do what did I do???? Why why why why whywhywhwywhywhwywhwywhywhy whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy

[ghosty-0w0]

when your knee starts hurting and won’t stop hurting while you walk and you don’t know why you did to it:

[theladyinwhite13]

where are YOU from, loser? are you from losertown because you're a LOSER

one its pronouced LOUser and two i actually AM from losertown and when i asked around they said you were running for mayor

[yorktaylor]

the kids in my english class hate me so much