#what are you? a cop?

[allastoredeer]

Alastor for 2A please 🥹

He's so excited to go hunting :D

[existentialcrisis-24-7]

Bloom, Stella, Tecna, Aisha, Musa, Roxy, Flora

[fablepatron]

Homosexual wrestling

[miz-chase]

Anyway everyone on this show is queer and shitting on other people's head canons is shitty. The fun part is we all can have our own head canons and embrace the different perspectives everyone brings to the table!

The point of reading straight-presenting characters as queer is to make spaces for ourselves in shows that would rather we didn't exist. It's my show now, the writers’ homophobia is dead to me. That's the transformative power of fandom!

Queering straight media has been a part of Western fandom since at least the 1970s. Learn and respect our fandom history!

[lesbianhouseplant]

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

[plaguestris]

Why did no one tell me how good one note is? It’s fucking amazing.

[kaereth]

Human realm date funtimes

[icarusfrommars]

Is there anyone that you've ever stalked in your life? Or maybe someone that you've had a particular fascination about them whether it be their style, hair color and smile? Be honest.

I'm stalking deer through the woods right now so I need you to be quiet or else you'll scare them away

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

"This is not a "bring the guillotine" situation."

Y'all don't even know who was guillotined except for the royal couple, sit down. And Robespierre, who was poor and used as a scapegoat by the bourgeois. Also, as a French, we wanted to get the guillotine out when our president wore an expensive watch, this is totally a "bring the guillotine" situation for us.

[sexhaver]

calling the cops on someone else in america for drug use is the most comically evil action i can think of that you can still admit to in public and (unfortunately) not be shunned/exiled/physically attacked for. you're very explicitly saying that your sheltered discomfort with seeing someone do drugs is worth ruining that person's entire life over (even though you could get the same effect by just continuing to walk past the drug user until you never see them again). 18th century dauphin mindset. "papá! papá! i espied that peasant over yonder partaking of a snuffbox! throw him in the dungeon, lest my delicate morals be corrupted any further!" kill yourself perhaps

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Movie William judges Vanessa's friends..

[papanowo]

i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat

[teaboot]

will you go to dashcon two next year in toronto?

I wouldn't go to dashcon if it was hosted in my apartment's only bathroom

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, to his Tiktok audience: passing the phone to someone who had a seizure when they were out with Robin and hasn’t mentioned it in the two hours they’ve been home.

Eddie: Who had, in fact, responded to my question of if anything interesting happened while he was out with “not really.”

Steve: *straight up not paying attention*

Eddie, holding his phone out: Here

Steve, holding phone up to his ear: Hello?

[egg-on-a-legg]

been listening to music recently

[idkaguyorsomething]

five nights at freddy's is a film that creates a tense, suspenseful atmosphere of horror by having its protagonists go up against supernatural threats such as trying to navigate the job market, being forced to deal with shitty cops, and a man who willingly makes himself think of nebraska over and over again every night