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Alastor for 2A please 🥹
He's so excited to go hunting :D
#he got a new axe and everything#he's so ready#hes gonna bring something back for dinner#what is that something going to be?#what are you? a cop?#asks#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#fan art#my art#siempreminta#allastoredoodles
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Bloom, Stella, Tecna, Aisha, Musa, Roxy, Flora
#if you're asking “hey why do they look like they're in different styles?”#to that i say#what are you? a cop?#but yeah these are the final designs for everyone. If I change them again I request that someone finds where I live and shoots me#winx#winx club#winx rewrite#winx redesign#art#winx flora#winx roxy#winx musa#winx layla#winx aisha#winx tecna#winx stella#winx bloom#artists on tumblr#my art
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Homosexual wrestling
#‘oh but it’s a man and a woman’ why do you hate their bisxual swag?#what are you? a cop?#Sarah Palmer#Jared miller#it’s going in the tags#I can do whatever i want#my art#art#gaylo gart#JM#SP
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Anyway everyone on this show is queer and shitting on other people's head canons is shitty. The fun part is we all can have our own head canons and embrace the different perspectives everyone brings to the table!
The point of reading straight-presenting characters as queer is to make spaces for ourselves in shows that would rather we didn't exist. It's my show now, the writers’ homophobia is dead to me. That's the transformative power of fandom!
Queering straight media has been a part of Western fandom since at least the 1970s. Learn and respect our fandom history!
#bruh why are you harshing other people's fun?#especially around queer identities#what are you? a cop?
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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”
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#lgbtq#lgbt#trans#lesbian#sapphic#transfem#transgender#gay#nonbinary#nb#enby#transmasc#what the fuck are you a cop
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Do you give queer vibes?
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Are you the same guy who wrote the 5 round Gatorade fanfic on here in 2020? Genuinely you're writing has improved but I came here from the horny ghost oneshot and your true form is not well hidden in it
Huh? : D
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Why did no one tell me how good one note is? It’s fucking amazing.
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Human realm date funtimes
#eda clawthorne#raine whispers#raeda#the owl house#toh fanart#the owl house fanart#is the car stolen? what are you a cop
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Is there anyone that you've ever stalked in your life? Or maybe someone that you've had a particular fascination about them whether it be their style, hair color and smile? Be honest.
I'm stalking deer through the woods right now so I need you to be quiet or else you'll scare them away
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"This is not a "bring the guillotine" situation."
Y'all don't even know who was guillotined except for the royal couple, sit down. And Robespierre, who was poor and used as a scapegoat by the bourgeois. Also, as a French, we wanted to get the guillotine out when our president wore an expensive watch, this is totally a "bring the guillotine" situation for us.
#“Don't try to teach me my own fucking culture usamericans” challenge (impossible)#Y'all are so ignorant it's sad#and also you would not have survived the Frebch Revolution sad for you#USAmericans cannot fucking tell me when I can get the guillotine out or not#what are you? a cop?
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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calling the cops on someone else in america for drug use is the most comically evil action i can think of that you can still admit to in public and (unfortunately) not be shunned/exiled/physically attacked for. you're very explicitly saying that your sheltered discomfort with seeing someone do drugs is worth ruining that person's entire life over (even though you could get the same effect by just continuing to walk past the drug user until you never see them again). 18th century dauphin mindset. "papá! papá! i espied that peasant over yonder partaking of a snuffbox! throw him in the dungeon, lest my delicate morals be corrupted any further!" kill yourself perhaps
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FNAF Movie William judges Vanessa's friends..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#william afton#steve raglan#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#William being an awful father again#this is why Vanessa has no friends#her dad keeps offing them#I hope we get more info to Vanessa’s and William’s relationship#cause from what’s hinted in the og movie it’s complicated#I genuinely got the impression Vanessa was helping Will over up things#her being a cop even helps her to do that#So just know their deal is passed even being strained#I’m so sorry Vanessa I hope you get to set him on fire someday 🩵
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#disco elysium#cops got stick bugged for good#this took me half a day to finish because it's so hard to find what you want on that website#there are so many stickers you could make anything you want
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i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat
#my art#re animator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#no but srsly guys i get that hes the normal guy but you forget ... HES ALSO WEIRD !!! HES SO STRANGE !!!#if he was normal he would have called the cops on herbert ages ago#but guess what babey he ... well technically he did call the cops but he waited like 20 years to do it so .. !!#bro was an enabler dont forget that#sorry im like rlly crazy about dan...#which is unfortuante bc i feel kind of alone in that like YES herberts a baddie YES hes litterally me#but dan....... DAAAAAAAAAAAN (eagle screeching)#what the fuck am i saying!#edit hey guys its actually lucid dog that rant you see above you was written at likes 6am after an all nighter#we all know dan is weird i mainly meant i think he should get to be PORTRAYED as weird more#really im just weird about him (<3) and i need him to reflect that
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