#what are videogames for if not hanging out with a bestie that talks for you

[claire-starsword]

A few pages from the Shining Wisdom novel

That's right baby I'm mooching off bad pictures from an ebay listing again. I even attempted to translate them as well, though take it with a grain of salt as some words are cut off from the scans so I had to make educated guesses or just mark the blanks, also I'm obviously missing context, although it's largely just a novelization of the game's plot.

Also, the narration is first person from Mars' POV, so we get some thoughts from a Shining boy for a change.

[…] he made an exaggerated shocked face. "You really surprised me. You weren't just getting help from an elf, you have more mental fortitude than the average person as well. People like you are what we fear the most," he said, though he didn't sound frightened at all. The frog man watched over as the princess walked out of the room, then turned back to me. "But I look forward to your next efforts. Do prepare some great fun for us," he said, and left the room as well, looking back at me for the last time and waving goodbye. "See you around!" Stop mocking me! I wanted to shout, I tried with all my might. Ugh… I clenched my fists. […]

Notes:

Banbo's lines here are taken almost word by word from the game here, with only some small wording differences. I still preferred to retranslate them on my own instead of copying the EU version though. The same goes for all the following pages as well.

Another minor difference in this scene is that in the game, these lines come by after Satera has already walked off, while here she's still in her room.

Judging by this page at least Banbo does not seem to be hopping around like in game as well. Though since the narration is Mars', he might just be too angry or sleepy to acknowledge that the enemy is not only mocking him but also doing backflips during that.

Note also that Mars is wearing some extra garb in the picture, this is likely because at this point he's still a guard at the castle and hasn't yet been promoted to special boy who adventures as he pleases.

Before I could ask the fairy what did she mean, she began to fly in circles around my head. "We fairies are forbidden from defying the laws of nature, but this much should be fine […] So? Do you remember what happened?" Remember what? She continued to talk with a mysterious expression. "You went to the Royal Crypt to rescue the princess, right? So, did you defeat Pazort there?" "No way!" I couldn't have defeated him. That frog man from before released some sort of smoke that knocked me out, I think. And the princess, they cast a spell on her- That's right, she was turned into a swan. That's terrible, I can't help but worry… But I'd seen the princess safe and sound in the castle. Wait, no! With a shock, I finally understood. That was a fake, a mage named Karry, who had transformed into the princess. This is what I had to remember no matter what. The fog in my mind had finally cleared. But as I realized how dire things were, I froze, unable to think of anything.

This isn't in the game at all! In game, because Mars is the silent protagonist, he just watches fake Satera waltz into the castle and fool everyone and gets promoted as a result. Upon reaching Gudo Valley and meeting the Fairy, she immediately explains how to help the real princess, implying Mars does know the whole situation, and stayed quiet because ???

So yeah, it makes perfect sense that the novel changed/elaborated things a bit, and Mars apparently suffered some sort of confusion/memory block after those events.

Also, as you'll see through the next pages, the Fairy teams up with Mars for the rest of the adventure, which. Makes so much more sense. Makes the ending work so much better. Would make the game so much livelier. I honestly feel robbed, they robbed me of a friend here :(

"Oh, that swan… The poor thing is under a spell, no? Come to me. I can remedy that." The old man - no, the hermit of the Thousand Year Tree - stared at the swam, beckoning for her to come forward. The swan looked at me then the fairy, who gave her a nod. She went to the hermit with unsteady steps. "You just need to endure it a little longer, there's no reason to be scared, girl," said the hermit gently while patting the swan's head. He started to chant magical words, low as a whisper. Then his hand began to glow. The light grew into a sphere, covering the swan's head. "Hyah!" With the hermit's shout, the sphere expanded further, enveloping the swan's whole body, and then it burst in a flash. As the light faded out, who stood there was no longer a swan, but Princess Satera. Her clothes had been dirtied after everything she went through as a swan, but she was just as beautiful as she looked like when I first saw her in her room, no, even more beautiful up close. "How do you feel?" asked the hermit, sounding very proud of himself, "are you back to normal?" "I… Yes, I'm back. I'm really myself again, right?"

Notes:

Again, the dialogue is mostly lifted from the game, with only a few changes in punctuation. Also, the Fairy is here.

"[…] Kaipa. Strike down the one Mars says is the fake!" "B-but, my liege, that's…!" "Do it! The real one should be protected by the Royal Tiara. Now strike!!" While hesitating, the captain drew his sword and swung it at the fake princess. She dodged it nimbly, jumping away a good distance. "So this farce is done for. Yes, I am a servant of Lord Pazort, the witch Karry!" Laughing loudly, Kari seemed to flash a bluish white for a moment, before changing back to her gorgeous original shape. Light white skin gave way to blue, dazzling golden locks became a cascade of azure hair. Running her hands through her hair, Karry gave the king a challenging look. "I thought I'd be able to fool you to the very end, but you found me out. It's too little too late, though. I got the key to the royal treasury last night, dear king. This very moment, soldiers I bewitched are stealing the Orbs of the Djinns thanks to it! With this, Lord Pazort's dream will become true, the Djinns will be released from the labyrinths!" "That, that's impossible! The key is safe right here…" Flustered, the king searched for it in his clothes. "It's, it's gone!" The king took off his luxurious royal coat, and began searching everywhere on his person. […]

Notes:

Most of the dialogue is lifted from the game, though the part between the king and the captain feels a bit abridged. In game, they hesitate a lot more in attacking one of the princesses before Mars enters the room. It's possible that things were rewritten a bit so that Mars is in the scene from the beginning, as he's the narrator.

I nodded at the fairy's words. "Let's go seal the four Djinns." I drew my sword, and took the path to my right. *** "There are four Djinns. One for fire, water, wind and earth," I heard the fairy explain from behind me as I ran through the narrow path. "Maybe, because the orbs were made to drain their power, it robbed them of their will as well. Pazort might be controlling them now." "Will they attack us, then?" "They… might," the fairy replied, clearly unhappy. "But if you defeat them, their will should be resealed in the orbs, and their true essence should return to the Shrine." "So, I really have no choice but to fight them?" She nodded sadly in response. […] "It's still fine. I see four huge flows of power." "That's a relief…" I sighed. As soon as I took the next turn in the path, the colors of my surroundings changed. Everything was deep red, as if the whole chamber was burning. Not just "as if", with a single step into the chamber I could feel the absurd heat assaulting me. "Everything is on fire!?" "It's the Fire Djinn." With the fairy's words I finally noticed it. A figure befitting of its name. In the depths of the chamber stood a giant, red as bricks, clad in armor and a helmet. […] "That's… a djinn?" It wasn't how I expected a spirit to look like. […] Its face under the helmet looked ferocious like a beast. "The djinns don't have bodies like ours. Because they stole power from the giant Surt, that power oozes from them and makes up their form. You could say they're embodying that evil power." It could be just my imagination, but I thought I saw a round flash of light from the djinn's chest.

Notes:

Original scene, as the fairy isn't around for the Djinn battles in game. I don't remember these bits of Djinn lore anywhere in game as well, though it might be on some unremarkable NPC or book as most lore crumbs in this game.

Perhaps worth mentioning, in game the Djinns are usually referred to with the word in katakana (ジン), while the novel usually uses the word for spirits (精霊), with furigana indicating the Djinn reading only in its first mention. They have been referred to as spirits in guides as well, so this is nothing new, just a stylistic choice I suppose.

A fireball headed straight in my direction. Then a gust of wind. The only way to dodge is upwards! I jumped, but another gust of wind from above knocked me down to the ground. I managed to deflect some of the next blasts of wind and light with my sword, but their impact was still enough to have me screaming in pain. I had no idea just how deep my wounds were at that point. I couldn't help but continue to howl in agony. Somehow I managed to get back on my knees, and in that moment Pazort came to face me. "This is all you've got, right?" He held his finger to my left chest - pointing straight to my heart. "Well then, give me the Orbs," he demanded. "Even if you refuse, I can just take them anyway after killing you. But I dislike taking things by force." "No!" I shouted while getting back on my feet. I had almost no strength left in me. It was my last chance to do anything. But I had to be ready to take Pazort down, even at the cost of my life. "I see… Then, you give me no choice. Die." A bluish-white light began to gather at Pazort's fingertip.

Notes:

Original scene since it's adapting the final battle. I don't remember Pazort having any sort of finger laser in game, and the description of light gathering for a moment reminds me of Oddeye's beam. Not that I think it's a reference, it's a very generic description, I just want to crack a joke on Pazort's mooching off the guy's popularity as usual.

They are this to me

[aluveras]

The avengers quest

Peter Parker x Fem!reader

Also she is a Stark.

A/N: This took very long for no reason other then that i couldn't finish it for the life of me. I tried my best to write the characters as i think they'd be but i feel eeryone writes them diffrently so...

Word count: 1.9k

Warnings: Mentions of sex, established relationship, Peter being an anxious cute guy, protective Tony (i am a sucker for fics with protective dad Tony), One daddy joke (once again a sucker for a daddy kink but it's only mentioned once) and i think that's about it

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You and Peter have always felt something for each other.                                                                                You first met when your dad said he wanted introduce to his teenage intern, which you were surprised by. He never interacted much with teenagers besides his daughter.

When you first saw each other you both felt something through your entire body. The feeling couldn’t exactly be described but it was sort of like a need to get closer to each other both physically and emotionally.

After you two met you would sometimes see him in the lab and after a while just started to hang out and watch movies or play videogames. Though you thought you both felt something Peter hadn’t made any move, so you decided that he probably didn’t like you.

That was until you told him you were going on a date with a guy and in a fit of jealousy he told you how he felt.

After that you two decided that you would try dating but keep it a secret for now so it doesn’t change anything at the compound.

For now things were going well. Your father hasn’t found out anything yet and  you hadn’t got the idea that any of the avengers knew (Natasha and Wanda excluded cause their THE besties).

You were watching a movie in the afternoon when you heard a knock at the door.                                        As you opened the door there stood Peter leaning on the side of the doors frame turning to you with a smirk.

‘’Hey baby, did you order a big pizza with some sexy spider toppings?’’

You broke out laughing/cringing while he was happy he made you laugh.

‘’No, I ordered a akward boy who can stop a bus with his bare hand, but can’t take my bra off without me having to turn around.’’

‘’That’s easy for u to say, you wear one every day I have no experience.’’

‘’No that was very clear.’’

As you both walked over to your bed you guys got into a cuddling position. Legs tangled, your head on his chest and his arms around you. It started it off with a kiss on your head which let to a kiss, which let to a make out session. As you straddled his lap he started to take off your bra.

‘’Hey! You did it!’’

‘’Thank you, thank you. I’d like to thank my aunt and Mister Stark and-‘’

‘’You’re really talking about my dad, while we’re doing this?’’

Peter smiled apologetically ‘’sorry..’’ he mumbled

‘’It’s okay, only because you’re so cute.’’

As you continued the door suddenly flew open.

Both you and Peter looked to the door in horror.

‘’Pocket sized stark and Spiderling?!’’

‘’Pointbreak?!’’ ‘’Thor?!’’ both you and peter were scream whispering.

It was silent for a few seconds.

‘’So, I’m just gonna go.’’

Thor turned around and just left without closing the door.

After a few seconds of you staring at the door Peter started kissing you neck again.

‘’Peter….’’ You whispered.

‘’Hm.’’ He hummd.

‘’Are you for real right now?’’

‘’What? I just wanna kiss you so bad.’’ He whined and putt your bra on right.

‘’Thor’s gonna tell everyone!’’ You said as you got off peters lap.

‘’There’s nothing you can do about it now. It’s a Friday so he’ll go to a bar and drink                            and fall asleep on his bed absolutely drunk and won’t tell anyone.’’’

‘’The best you can do now is kiss me because I’ll die if I don’t get to kiss you more.’’ Peter said with a bit of a desperate voice

‘’Fine, but if he tells someone drunk, he can also tell everyone we’ve broken up.’’

‘’Then he can also tell everyone I passed away because I can’t live without you.’’

You started to fight off the smile that just wouldn’t go away.

‘’You’re so cheesy.’’

You straddled his lap again and took off your top and bra.

‘’Hey, I was finally starting to get the hang of it.’’

‘’Yeah, yeah just take off your clothes and fuck me already.’’

‘’Yes ma’am.’’

As you went to get breakfast the next morning (Barely being able to walk).                                            You see Thor standing in the kitchen trying to figure out how the microwave works.

He saw you and his face looked like you’ve saved his life

‘’Hey pocket sized Stark, do you know how this weird thing works?’’ You had to hold in your laugh as you said.

‘’Hey pointbreak, yeah I’ll help you IF you do something for me in return.’’

‘’Of course milady, what is it?’’

‘’Well you remember when you walked in on me and Peter-‘’

‘’’Having sex? Yeah of course! But don’t worry its totally a normal thing and luckly I know Peter doesn’t have a small-‘’

‘’NO that’s not what I meant! I just need you to not tell anyone about us.’’

‘’Uhm.sure but you might wanna talk to Sam aswell about it.’’

‘’WHAT?!’’ You groaned. You knew you shouldn’t have listened to Peter and just immediately have followed Thor. You showed Thor how the microwave works and he thanked as you quickly started sprinting away to find Sam.

You spend some 5 minutes running around the compound to find him                                                 infront of the tv with bucky. Sam layed full wide across the couch with Bucky standing next to the couch with his hands in his pockets. As they saw you Sam started screaming ‘’Peter! Peter! Yes!’’

‘’Yes?’’ Peter asked as he walked in. Seeing you stand there he immediately knew why they said that and started blushing from embarrassment.

You rolled your eyes and said.

‘’Ha ha very funny. Now I need you guys to not tell anyone before my father finds out.’’

‘’You might wanna talk to Steve then…’’

You groaned annoyed and started to search for Steve with Peter running close behind you.

‘’Did you talk to thor?’’

‘’Yes and he told Sam, and Sam told Bucky and Steve. So now I have to talk to Steve’’

‘’We, I’ll go with you.’’

‘’Alright, just don’t slow me down.’’

‘’Yes ma’am.’’

After a while you found him in the gym working out. Probably breaking another gym equipmrnt.                                                  You stopped and stared for a bit at his muscles.

‘’Wow make it more obvious you want him more then me.’’

‘’Alright calm down, you are the reason I cant walk properly and also like you don’t stare at Natasha.’’

‘’THAT WAS ONE TIME! I stare at you constantly you can ask that to her!’’

‘’It’s fine, she would eat you anyway if you hurt me or try to flirt with her.’’

‘’Ha ha.’’

‘’I’m not joking.’’

‘’Don’t you have to talk to Steve?’’

‘’We right?’’ Peter rolled his eyes which you chose to ignore.

You walked in and Steve immediately said.

‘’I know you’re here to talk about me not telling anyone about you two.’’

‘’How?’’ both you and Peter said.

‘’Sam texted me and saying and I quote ‘The love-insects are on the move’.’’

‘’PLEASE tell me you didn’t tell anyone.’’

‘’Only Natasha’’

‘’Oh great, she already knew’’ you sighed in relief. Peter immediately whipped his head towards you

‘’Wait you told her?!’’ Peter asked.

‘’Yeah well she knows about everything, also Wanda knows by the way.’’

‘’Of course..’’

Suddenly Steve interrupted you two.

‘’Oh and I also told Bruce!’’

Just as he said that FRIDAY started speaking out of your phone.

‘’Mr. Stark requests you and Peter appearance in the lab.’’

‘’Why don’t I just go jump out of a window?’’ Peter asked

‘’No, I can handle my father’’ You said.

‘’I can’t.’’

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You both walked into the lab. You walked in confidently you were ready to defend you and Peter’s relationship. Peter however was shaking. He held your hand in a death grip as you walked in.  Afraid it might the last time he gets to.

As you walked in your father was leaning on a desk with a disapproving look on his face.

You felt Peter get more anxious the closer you got.                                                                                           As reassurance you gently squeezed his hand and you felt him get just a little less tense.

Tony looked at your collided hands and start shaking his head.

‘’So, it’s true.’’

As Peter wished Nat would come in and eat him already, you knew that as cringy as it                    is, your father just wants what’s best for you. You let go of Peter’s hand                                            and he took that as a sign to step back a bit and  leave you two to talk.

‘’So, I putt a roof above your head and you decide to repay me back be lying to                                     me for about how long?’’

‘’I’m so sor-‘’ Your dad cut you off dramatically with a hand infront of your mouth.

‘’How. Long.’’

‘’6 months.’’ He once again dramatically sighed and called Peter forward.                                                Your boyfriend looked like he was about to shoot webs out of his butt as he slowly shuffled   forwards.

‘’So, I give you your superhero dream and YOU repay me by sleeping with my daughter.’’ 

‘’Excuse me Sir, but you know its not just about sex.’’

‘’Alright well, you didn’t have to confirm what we do.’’

Peter ignored what you said as he looked at you and smiled

‘’She’s my everything. Whether I’m angry, sad, happy or confused about what I’m feeling, when I look at her. I feel my chest glowing, like it’s going to explode. I can’t fight off the smile that grows on my lips when I see her laugh. And yes I do have a physical attraction but even then I’m trying to be focused on her needs the most. It feels like everything I do is for her and in return I get that glowing feeling and strong smile.’’’

‘’Can you get more cheesy?’’ Tony said with an eye roll.

‘’Just because you can’t be romantic doesn’t mean its cringe.’’ You said

‘’Oh please, you believe that? I mean I love the kid but I saw in his google search ‘’Y/n Stark hot pictures’’ I will never get over that.’’ You giggled a little.

‘’What I said was true and Sir I would love your blessing to date your daughter.’’

‘’You don’t need his blessing to date me, I love him but it’s my love life.’’ You said reassuring him

‘’I know my love, but let me at least try to kiss your dad’s ass.’’

It wasn’t quiet for long with you trying to hold in your laugh, your father trying not to send Peter to an early grave and Peter saying as quickly as possible.

‘’Heard it as soon as I said it , just leave it alone.’’

‘’Let’s leave this all alone and have you two stop whatever you’re doing.’’

‘’Sir, you know there is no other guy that can treat and protect your daughter better then me.’’

‘’Alright, one dinner. Where in you will show me how you will treat my daughter perfectly AND if I then give you my blessing I will not HEAR or SEE any things past a little kiss.’’

‘’Sir yes sir!’’ Peter said very happily since he can now finally show off his girlfriend to the people that matter to him.

You yourself felt very happy. You and your father actually have a great relationship and because of that he’s very protective of you. You felt bad having to lie about something important in your life or more someone.

‘’Thank you so much daddy!’’ You said as you hugged

‘’What are you thanking me for?” Peter said

‘’Forget the dinner. I would rather say captain popsicle is a mediocre man then ever see you two again in the same room. Breathing the same air.’’

[willowshimmer]

Ok so here's some context for Trix a.k.a toxicinsanity's future kid

- Trix's powers are that they can turn into a phantom, also they have The Mayor's power to summon chains and you know how the Mayor can turn into that monster form yeah they have that too

- Trix also has a little sister called Widow (Like the Black Widow cause she has red birthmark on her back somehow.)

- Trix was created in Syntax's lab by a machine that takes a bit of the Mayor and Syntax's DNA and you have to wait 9 months for the baby to fully grown you know like a normal child (also this is the same way Widow and Huntsman's and Sandy's daughter was born)

- Trix and Widow are besties with Caroline (silktea's future kid) and Caroline refers to Trix and Widow as "cousin" due to they're papa's being almost like brother's

- Trix is very smart try to trick him a you'll end up with no soul.

- Trix is non-binary, pansexual and asexual

- Trix has heterochromia that means one of they're eyes are emerald (like Syntax's) and one is normal (like The Mayor's)

- Trix gets they're looks from Mayor but also has toxic green stripes of hair and has spots of purple skin on they're body.

- While They're sisters skin is purple (like Syntax's), white clear eyes and black hair.

- Trix learned how to steal souls from his dad

- Trix's interests are: technology, science, stealing souls, making machines with his papa and loves history

- Trix hates: homophobia, lady bone demon, Damian (they're ex) and failing at something

- Damian was a BITCH to Trix at first he was nice and stuff but then started calling Trix names, cheating on them, talking about them behind they're back and blackmailing Trix...

- Trix has a HUGE CRUSH on a barista that works at a café that they go to alot and sometimes Syntax, Mayor, Caroline and Widow tease them about it

- The baristas name is Shin Yao

- Whenever Trix goes to the café and they see Shin they blush like crazy and whenever they try to order they freeze up and go into panic mode

- Trix's usual orders from the café are a latte with two teaspoons of sugar and a blueberry muffin

- One time Trix came to the café with Widow and Widow embarrassed Trix infront of Shin

- Trix visits Pigsy's Noodles at times to say hi to they're friends and spend time with them

- Trix has a little journal that they love to write in and write some made up scenarios or ideas for some fanfics

- Trix has already walked on they're Dad's doing the devil's tango 3 times and has been scared for life

- Trix HATES LBD for what she did to they're Dad's

- Trix likes to play pranks on his friends like Caroline (silktea's daughter), Maya and Chang Yin(Spicynoodles kids), Chao (Scorpion Deamoness's and Spider Queen's son), Ren, Peach, Xiao Li and Yue jin (Shadowpeach's future kids), Widow (They're sister) and sometimes on Jin and Yin as revenge for disturbing they're work

- The reason Trix likes the café that they go to is cause it was the first place where they had they're first date and cause it's very calming there

- Trix likes to go on adventures with they're friends even if it is a life or death they still go on adventures

- Trix's relationship with the Spider Queen is a bit complicated sometimes they're friends sometimes they're enemies but Trix really likes to hang out with Chao and with Scorpion Deamoness

- Trix and Widow loves to play videogames with Mei

- Mei is like a cool aunt to Trix and Widow they get along amazingly like put them in a room together with videogames, snacks and 2 sleeping bags and BOOM they'll be playing for hours and gossiping with each other

- Trix and Widow love both they're Dad's and they love them too

[sooblvr]

txt & being your roommates

pairing ot5 x gn!reader // genre slice of life, fluff // warnings mentions of food // word count 0.7k

#YEONJUN

you probably look at his room and think it’s a mess, but it’s actually an organized mess. everything is where it needs to be, and you only know this because every time you ask where anything is he somehow knows

he cooks most of the time, and even goes out of his way to prep your lunches for the week when he’s not busy. your friends think you’ve got a husband and kids at home lmao

persuaded you to settle for an arrangement where you do the chores if he keeps up with the maintenance. it’s a win-win because he gets out of doing laundry and stops you from bringing the place down

pretty good roommate/platonic husband overall except he will hit on your friends when they come over. he’s got no shame at all, but it’s also kind of amusing. hey you win some and lose some

—rest of the members under the cut !!

#SOOBIN

so so so considerate. he can be chaotic when he brings his friends over, but always makes sure either you’re not home or are okay with them staying up and making noise

your place is kind of a mess though, just a bit. it’s not dirty by any means, but you can definitely tell you didn’t buy any of the decor or furniture together. it’s the way your dining table doesn’t match at all with the chairs

every time he's at target he spams you with things he wants to buy. sometimes it’s a new rug, or more hangers (because he suddenly wants them all to be the same), a trash can that’s prettier than the one you brought from college, dumb stuff like that

unless you ask him to stay, he leaves you the place to yourself when you want to bring people over. he knows you don't have many friends in common, so he wants to make you and your friends feel comfortable

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#BEOMGYU

mf is so messy he leaves everything everywhere. you honestly wouldn’t have accepted to be roommates if he wasn’t your best friend. you knew what you were getting into but it gets annoying sometimes

especially because he’s somehow always free until you ask him to clean his room. suddenly all his friends wanna see him or he’s got to practice god knows what choreo. the excuses are endless with him

his friends always eat everything that’s on your fridge, but at least they don’t mess with you. except for the one time you were on a trip and they pranked called you at two in the morning

best partner in crime for anything though. he’s always down for anything, so you never have to worry about being on your own. also picks you up from school/work so you can go home together

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#TAEHYUN

the roommate that is for some reason never present? even when he is home he’s not loud or talkative or anything. it probably took a minute for you two to get close if you weren’t already friends

super responsible too, always has his rent on time, splits chores evenly. it’s feels like you live alone. once you’re friends you’ll spend more time together, but always super chill

no complaints at all except for when you saw him come in with a pet snake. you almost kicked him out right then and there, but thankfully it stays in its cage at all times. you’re kind of besties now and everything

dinner together is a must every week. he’s always so busy you gotta find a way to catch up. most of the time you order delivery, but there may be special occasions where one of you cooks. 

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#HUENING KAI

omg this sweetheart is the best roommate. he’s the reason your friends always wanna meet at your place. he’s always so friendly and down to hang out with them. at this point he’s more their friend than yours

when he stays up late he’s usually on his phone or pc playing games. you wouldn’t notice anything unless he laughed because damn is he loud. his room could be to the other side of the apartment and you’d still hear him

let’s be honest though when he stays up you do too. like beomgyu, you two are besties, so you’re either up watching a movie or he’s teaching you how to play videogames. sometimes you get out the board games

you both agreed you were too busy to commit to a pet, but that didn’t stop him from showing up one day with a hamster. he lets you choose the first name but he’s giving it a middle name for sure

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ᝰ — taglist; @igyus @sanciaga @junityy @kwonhowsshhh @taejinxkoya

[wjsns]

Hope this won't be too weird of a question but i consider you a wjsn expert 😭 I am still learning members but which girls are closer to which? I can tell they all get along but i imagine bigger groups always have established duos/bestie lines? So who are the besties of wjsn? 💓 (Hope that ask made sense 😭😭😭)

hahah definitely makes sense!

first of all, before i get into anything seolbin (seola and soobin) is like the ultimate bestie duo of wjsn but we used to have eunxiao (eunseo and cheng xiao) which was supreme over all THE wjsn duo THE wjsn ship i cannot stress it enough

imo generally; exy, eunseo, and all of 99z (maknae line which is yeoreum, dayoung and yeonjung) are the individual girls who have a close personal relationship with each member. explainations: exy is the glue of wjsn as the leader and everyone is super comfortable with her and can come to her about anything she is a servant-leader type, eunseo and dayo being close w everyone is self explanatory even if ur a baby ujung, yeoreum takes care of the members when they’re sick and things like that shes very caring to all, and ive always admired yeonjung’s ability to really joke with and bring out the silly in everyone as the true “maknae” of the group

for girls who arent as close, ujung always joke that seola x dawon dont know each other, and it might be surprising to you but seolbo, the most popular ship in wjsn, is actually really awk with each other (i think thats kind of the appeal for seolbo shippers tho? lol). other than that i cant think of another pair that ive ever noticed were less close to each other! dawon is definitely the “quietest” member who doesnt have obvious relationships w everyone but she keeps a little “convenience store” in her room at the dorm with snacks for the members in order to be able to see them more often when their schedules are crazy :) seola is the most shy member but with wjsn shes never shy so even her awkwardness with bona and dawon is more fans poking fun and having a laugh then actual awkwardness lol! but obviously they are idols and real people and we only see what they choose to show us so these are the assumptions i’ve come to after following them all these years :)

BESTIE line is seola exy eunseo soobin plus sometimes luda sometimes yeoreum. these are the girls who either as a group or in pairs are frequently hanging out with each other outside of schedules, they take weekend trips together (like to soobin’s parents mansion), etc. 99z are also close as a group :) dayoung and bona have a fun friendship i think, ludawon is another big pairing they are 97 line and play videogames together on vlive :) eunseo and exy have a vlive series too i love their friendship! my personal favorite friends in wjsn are dayoung and yeonjung to me its a lot like sisters haha! hopefully this was coherent i just rambled for several paragraphs and dont feel like rereading to edit this to make sense but i obvi love to talk about it so if u have any other questions while ur getting into wjsn you’ve definitely found the right place hehe wjsn encyclopedia at ur service

[strawberrylabs]

Hi♡

(English is not my first language. Also, this is very long, sorry)

Can I have a SallyFace matchup please? I am bisexual, female, 5'9. I have waist-length blonde hair, a side bang that cover most of my right eye, blue eyes, and pale skin. Kind of introverted but I get along with other people easily as long as they aren't complete assh*les. I seem grumpy most of the time, if you spend time with me you'll see that I'm really friendly though. I make stupid jokes real often, but I'm great at having serious conversations in private too (my friends would always come to me to talk about their problems and stuff). I need someone to get me out of fights every now and then. Calling everyone bro, dude or mate all the time. Playfully flirting with shy people and watching them blush is totally my thing (as long as they're comfortable with it).

I am determined, surprisingly kind, irritable, playful and secretly a little romantic. I can act like a grumpy old woman sometimes. I've been a big fan of horror movies since I was born and now I can't be afraid of any of them. I'm obsessed with videogames. I wear metalhead and grunge style clothes. My favorite styles of music are alternative rock or metal but I can be pretty eclectic. I have beautiful dark circles under my eyes due to my insomnia. Even though I'm a p*thead alike, I've always been the top student in chemistry class and got good grades in my other subjects as well. ​I have a high tolerance for pain and disgusting things. I act kind of "masculine" but "feminine" at the same time, if that makes sense. I use she/her pronouns though.

Hello!!

Gah, I'll be honest I had a hard time choosing between Larry and Ash for this one! If you're not happy with your choice feel free to request some more headcanons with another characters!

Regardless, I hope you enjoy your matchup!

Warning! There are probably a few Sally Face spoilers here and there!

tw: fighting, weed, mentions of getting high, mental health

I match elliseeed with...

Larry!

You convinced me when you said you like metal and you're a pothead.

You two obviously get high together. Was it even a question.

In fact that's probably how the relationship started.

You walked into the unisex toilet about to smoke, only to find him already there doing that exact same thing

"aw shit, thought I locked that.."

"..."

"..Want some?"

"Fuck yeah"

And that's how it all began. The two of you started snokeing together and eventually started hanging out after school too.

Then of course you found out he also likes Sanitys Fall and that was it. You're together for life now

Originally you were just besties as well as Sal. We all know he can never be replaced

But somewhere along the way the relationship just sorta formed.

The two of you are literally inseperable. Practically joint at the hip.

Sal protection squadtm. Travis look out because now there's two people who will beat yo ass.

You probably ask Larry to hold you back but let's be honest, he's throwing punches with you.

You probably go on a lot of detention dates<3

Sometimes Larry will confide in you about his dad.

He still blames himself :(

But you never fail to make him feel better.

And you best believe he will always be there for you too.

If anyone ever dares make a comment about your grumpy appearance they're done. Rest in peace them, because no one talks shit about Larry's s/o

"Did you see the way she looked at us? She's so scary, what a freak-"

"What was that?"

Horror movie dates.

Cuddling in his room with snacks and just watching movies for hours on end

Deep discussions while high. Usually about everything that's going on with the cult and red eyed demon.

He's scared that you'll get hurt

"hey, no getting hurt or I'll kill you, got it?"

"Whatever you say Larry<3"

Just hold him and he'll feel better<3

He is beyond bewildered by your good grades.

Like how?

Literally how?

He has never seen you study a day in your life and you're an A+ student

Don't get me wrong though, he definetly brags about you.

"Oh yeah! Well my girlfriend is the top chemistry student!"

Overall it's healthy and happy relationship<3

he loves Sal (platonically), but with you he feels more at peace than he ever has, and he deeply appreaciates you for it.

Hi! I hope you enjoyed your matchup! If you want another one feel free to request! - Strawberry🍓

[catsplushellhounds]

favorite headcanons (and theorys?) of glee that i created

i was thinking if i really was going to write this, but im bored so lets go, this got so long and i am so sorry (not really it was fun and i liked it, if you like big metas you probably gonna like this)

*this can have some triggers for some people because i will be talking about bullying, abandonment, depression and violence*

(also i would like to say that most of this are things that i like to believe happened, and idk if the rest of the fandom agrees or if someone said it before and this is all blaine related, i left it glee on the title because it sounded better idk)

- blaine's dad is filipino and he left after blaine came out

i know that blaine said he was there in shooting stars, but hear me out

first of all, to me his name is tod anderson, dont ask me why it just makes sense and i like how it sounds.... so

in sexy, blaine tells burt that his dad tried many times bonding with him, but apparently that didnt work, because he also says "you think my dad built a car with me because he loves cars? i think he did it because he thought getting my hands dirty might make me straight." and after 4x18, he is never mentioned again? and he wasnt on his son's wedding too

so my theory here is that he never accepted that blaine is gay, and all of his "efforts of bonding" were actually because he thought he could "fix" blaine, and when that didnt worked he left, (that also explains blaine's abandonment issues) but he did came back im the shooting episode because he felt guilty for what he did, but after he saw it was a false alarme he went back on pretending he didnt have a gay son

to be really honest sometimes i pretend that his dad wasnt on the shooting day because i feel that it doesnt fit that well into this and i really like this one because its kinda obvious to me that blaine have daddy issues??? so usually i just put on my character-backstory that blaines dad left after he came out and never came back

for the first year that he was gone, blaine spended every night trying to contact him. sometimes he just texted, but most of the times he called and left a message crying begging him to come back and tell him what he'd done that made his father hate him so much, his dad never called or texted back

- blaine's parents

(im not sure if this is canon but blaine's mom is named pam)

i know that technically i've already talked about blaine's family when i was talking about his dad but that is so complex i felt i had to do a topic exclusive for that

i believe blaine has and always had a good relationship with his mother, yes she was usually gone because she works selling a really famous cosmetic line she created (to me the andersons are a really known name) that would explain how blaine could study in a school like dalton (he said so himself that dalton isnt a school that anyone could afford), and why she is never there

but despite her being busy with her job, she always tried to keep im touch with blaine, texting him, and calling and skyping

blaine always missed her, but he tried to not make her feel guilty about working too much, because she loves her job

sometimes he got really depressed, because he wished she could be there to see him sing with his friends, or just be there so that he could hang out with his mom like all of his friends did with their parents

his das was a businessman, i dont know why it just fits to me, also idk what kind of business because i dont understand any of it so thats up to imagination

before he came out, he and his dad were super close, sure his dad a lot of the time was busy but he was at home more than his mom, his dad was the one that introduced him to liking sports, and they always watched games together (cooper would join in too) and his dad always let him have a sip of his beer, blaine always loved those moments and his dad was like a hero to him, he was sure that coming out to him would be easy, because he would love him no matter what

all of the andersons have always been brodway babys, all 4 of them liked to sing, tod was a little bit more serious and didnt dance around the house like cooper, blaine and pam but he enjoyed seeing them having fun

the andersons were like the perfect family of the neirbourhood, all 4 of them are very good looking, talented and educated so yes everybody thought they were perfect

they all lived in the philippines until blaine was 5, and then moved to ohio because tod got a really good job offer there

after blaine came out, his parents argued A LOT. tod would ask himself and pam of what he had done wrong and pam would say its nobodys fault and thats just how blaine is

(to me that was the time tod was revealed to be an asshole and not long after he divorced pam and stoped talking to all of them, except for cooper, he and cooper still talked)

- blaine's bullying

the bullying blaine went through was a lot like kurt's, people laughing at him, shoving him around, beating him up, etc

he tried putting a brave face through it but he started losing all of his light, even more when all of his complains didnt matter at all

it only got sort of better when he met skylar (thats the kid he went to sadie hawkings with, i read in a fic that was his name and stuck with me so im calling him skylar)

skylar was going through the same thing he was, and one time blaine saw him getting shoved at lockers, and helped him pick up his books and thats were they started talking

maybe they liked each other, they never got to find out because after the bash, skylar never spoke to blaine again

blaine was in a 2 week coma after getting beat up, and the first thing he said when he woke up was "where's my dad" and his mom had to gently tell him his das was not there. that was when blaine realized he actually meant nothing to his dad and that broken him even more

he was bashed about 3 months after his father left him, and for the rest of that school year he was homeschooled by a teacher his mother hired

- blaine joining dalton and the warblers

so, since blaine is a year younger than kurt, in my head goes sorta of like this

he came out when he was 13, that was the time he was bullied, beaten up abandoned and homeschooled, and he joined dalton when he was 14, but to be a warbler he had to be a little older than that, so he had to audition to join (im guessing you dont have to audition to be a warbler, just to have a lead, i mean kurt didnt auditioned, right?) and and trent auditioned together, they became friends and were roomates (dalton is a boarding school DONT @ ME EVERYBODY KNOWS ITS TRUE)

it took blaine a while to take the step to audition, because he was still scared, but wes and david helped him and gave him a little seed of the confidence he pretends to have later on, but when he sang for the warblers for the first time they were all blowed away by how good was his singing voice even if he was only 14

after he felt comfortable in the warblers, he became friends with nick and jeff, and they were a trio of dumbassess, wes and david (usually the most mature of all the warblers) sighed everytime they saw nick, jeff and blaine doing something stupid

trent joined in sometimes but he always had been a really chill dude, and he saw blaine as a older brother (even tho blaine is younger than him)

jeff, nick and blaine pulled pranks on wes and david like hiding stuff from them and act all inocent when they asked if they saw said thing

the warblers had a bet going on how long would it take for kurt and blaine to start dating (and yes all of them shipped klaine, and even after kurt and blaine went to mckinley the warblers still kept hearing about them and seeing them on jacob ben israel's blog)

jeff, nick, trent, wes and david were the only real friends blaine had there

wes and david has already gratuated when the slushie happened, and nick, jeff and trent all apologized to blaine after that (even though they had no idea that was gonna happen) but their friendship was never the same

- blaine and cooper's relationship

as we know, blaine and cooper didnt got very along when blaine was growing up, cooper is 9 years older than blaine, and has always been really hard on him and thaat made blaine really dislike cooper, even tho he really wanted for them to be friends, he always has bitter feelings towards him duo to all of the pressure and expectation he was under because cooper was the oldest, and blaine felt like he had to be just as good or better than him, so he also had a lot A LOT of jealousy

but that started to change after "big brother", when they talk things out, cooper finally realizes how blaine feels, and starts doing his best to be best brother to blaine

they dont become besties immediatly, blaine helps him with his audition (which makes kurt really proud and happy seeing cooper being all excited talking to blaine, while blaine is trying to pretend like hes cool but actually hes just as excited), and they start to talk more and more after that

after finn dies is when they start getting actually close, after the funeral, he calls cooper but dosent say the reason why, he just says that he loves him and that he misses his big brother, they call and talk to each other a lot more after cooper finds out about finn

when cooper has a son, he and blaine teach the little guy how to dance and they play a lot of happy and fun piano songs to him

- the anderhummel family

blaine and burt are actually really close, they both like sports and beer so they watch games together and bet about whos gonna win, burt sorta of became the dad blaine lost, but in a non weird way, because they both agreed that blaine calling burt "dad" after he married kurt was just... weird

finn and blaine played a lot of videogames together, sam and puck played with them too, but when kurt was helping on dinner or more interested in a magazine or trying to convince carole to let him do a makeover on her, finn and blaine played videogames and maybe sometimes gossip about kurt and rachel (after he became besties with sam he did that same thing but hey playing videogames and talking about your s/o is fun!)

carole took care of blaine when he was in the hospital for the eye surgery, and when he was hangover at kurt's after biota she helped him with all the vomiting and headaches and all of that

pam met carole and burt when blaine got slushied, blaine was already like family to the hudson-hummels at that point, so when burt found out what happened he ran to the hospital, (carole was already working there anyway) and thats where they met, it wasnt ideal and all of them wete stressed and worried but they got along pretty well

pam, burt and carole werent really close since pam was usually out working, but the few times they sat down to talk to each other they really liked. pam thinks burt and carole are a sweet couple, that raised two wondeful boys and burt and carole think that pam is a sweet and funny lady, they all exchanged embarassing stories about kurt and blaine (that made them go "MOM DONT TELL THEM THAT" or "DAS STOP I WAS 7")

pam absolutely adores kurt, he was fascinated when he found out she had a line of cosmetics and spended hours talking to her about skincare routines

blaine can always make carole laugh, she thinks hes a sweetheart and usually keeps burt from bursting into the room when the door of kurts bedroom is closed ("i told them already, leave at least 2 inches open, is that really so hard??" "honey, relax they're just watching a movie" "im going in there" "no you're not leave the boys alone")

burt has walked in a few times on klaine making out on the couch and he always makes a joke about it to not make it awkward

burt was thrillled to know he was gonna be a grandpa, and he spoils tracy anderson to OBLIVION (blaine doesnt argues because he sorta of does the same thing)

even after both breakups, burt and blaine had always kept in touch, maybe it wasnt what it used to be when he and kurt were still mad at each other, but once they go back being friends, blaine is a little more comfortable in hangin out with the hudson-family

- blaine's depression in s6

i think is canon thay blaine had depression and anxiety during the whole show, right? it just got worse in s6 because kurt breaking up with him was sort of what pulled the trigger

it begun when his father neglected him, and it only got worse and worse, he was abandoned by his father and sometimes felt like by his mother and brother too, he had anxiety and it got worse after sadie hawkings, then kurt and him broke up for the first time, and he kept bottling it all up until it all reached the boiling point and it all exploded when kurt broke up with him

(side note, i think that when kurt started pulling away from him in s6, it reminded him of his dad pulling away too, his dad tried to bond with him but i feel that as harder blaine tried to make his dad stay, didnt matter and his dad kept pulling away until he was gone, that makes a parallel to s6 breakup, and why blaine was trying so SO hard to make kurt stay, because he had been there before, and he wasnt good enough for his dad, and he really wanted to be good enough for kurt)

so, after they breakup, blaine stays in a cheap hotel, not getting out of bed and feeling empty inside, his phone buzzed a little with missing calls from his friends but at some point the batery died and he just ignored, he only charged after 2 days because he probably had to let people know he's still alive

he went back to the loft in the afternoon, because he knew kurt wouldn't be there, he was going away and leaving nothing behind when kurt showed up, blaine was kinda of embarassed because he was probably stinking and his hair and clothes were a mess

im not sure if they talked at all after the breakup night, but i kinda feel that blaine might have said to kurt something like "you think i'm broken? when are gonna realize the problem here isnt just me? i should have known, everytime things get serious and scary between us you run, you're so afraid of something and honestly i have no idea of what, please just stay away from me" (i dont knooow he was angry and being all cold to kurt and shit i think that happened and maybe thats what made kurt go to therapy)

he got kicked out of nyada because he didnt left his hotel room for anything other than food, and he felt even more lost after receiving the email saying he was no longer a student there, thats when he decided to go back to lima

in lima, he barely left his room, he didnt ate for days and when he wasnt crying he was sleeping, his friends would call, text and sometimes try to visit him but he never texted back, answered the calls or opened the doors for them, sam was the only one that had some success because he was living in lima too and could go to blaine's house more often, sometimes he got lucky and blaine would open the door for him

at first he tried to do pep talks to help his bestie get better, but nothing helped so at one point he just sat there with blaine and did nothing with him, because at least like that he wouldnt be alone

one day blaine felt a little better and started trying to be okay again, it was never easy but he got a job at breadsticks, and even tho he would much rather be in his bed he kept working because at least like that his mind was busy with something

after he started therapy, he still felt empty inside, the world was still sorta of grey to him and he didnt felt like doing anything, so he had to take meds for that, and kept taking them even after kurt cane back (but as blaine was getting better they slowly became less and less needed)

when blaine started working at dalton, he was already in a much better place that he was when he came back, and throughout s6 he was still battling depression, and wasnt always okay, sometimes he would still want to just be alone and dont talk to anybody or do anything, and if that happened when he was surronded with people he would just be more quiet, that sometimes got rachel and kurt's attention, because they're not used to this "new" blaine and when they asked him if he was doing okay he would just say "yeah, im just tired" sam later on explained to them what that usually meant, it meant that blaine needed some alone time because he was draining himself a lot

- blaine at nyada vs blaine at nyu

soooo i have a good theory about this one, at nyada blaine was constantly surronded by people who would probably kill someone to get at the top, to be the best

and was such a competitive place, that ended up being toxic for blaine. i used to think that he didnt fit there because he always was one of the best in show choir and dalton and he was always *that* guy, but now i think he didnt fit there because actually he dosent like competition that much

okay, sure, playful competiton with your friends its fun, show choir competiton is fun, fighting with tina, mercedes, rachel, santana and unique about solos was fun because it was serious but he was with his friends so okay, whatever

but the competition they had at nyada was just SO MUCH, and lets agree nyada is kinda of a toxic place in general, people made fun of kurts face and clothing there, rachel's "friends" ditched her when she lost the diva off to kurt and started kissing up to him, and (im not sure about this one but like 99%) people laughed when blaine lost to kurt at combat's class

my point is, in nyada, people only like you if you do well in classes, there's a lot of lying and backstabbing going on and c'mon blaine pratically grew up like this with cooper

always not good enough, always behind, always made fun of, never being great at anything, so maybe thats why blaine felt so stressed at nyada, and why he gets so insecure in 5x16, seeing kurt being praised and getting all of that attention might have reminded him of the years he and cooper didnt get along so well

he didnt found himself at nyada, mostly he was there because it was said to be the best school and rachel and kurt were there, so great, right?

but i get the feeling that at nyu things were a little lighter, not easier, but lighter, it didnt had so much toxic people, it wasnt a place where it was kill or be killed, people helped each other when needed and yes there was still competition, obviously but (almost) nobody made fun of people for failing

(i said almost there because im sure there was some douchbags there too, they're everywhere, but i hope you got my point)

- blaine's friendships

i am almost done i am so sorry this is so long i've been here for like 2 hours

i have some small headcanons about blaine's friends, because we did NOT get enough of his friendships (im leaving kurt out of this one because maybe one day ill do a meta/hc/theory about klaine....... maybe)

mike and blaine were besties on s3

they both like to dance and sometimes they+brittany would do a dance number together, sometimes for the glee club to see, sometimes only to themselves because thats fun

mike talked with blaine after the its not right but its okay number to see what happened and if he was okay (actually it was mostly blaine just venting about it "AND THEN HE SAID HE WANTED TO MAKE KURTS VOICE HIS RINGTONE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK????????")

blaine talked to mike about mike's dad because he knew what mike was going through and they both agreed thay family sucks sometimes

after mike graduated he and blaine kept têxtil each other and sometimes sending gifs or videos of dance moves to each other

santana and blaine were actually really good friends

after the glee club found out about what santana's grandmother had done when she came out, when they were alone blaine told santana about his dad, even tho he was afraid she was gonna tell everyone because he doesnt like talking about it, just so that she would know that shes not alone and its not her fault, santana never once teased or told anyone about this, she always sorta of liked him and thought he was nice but that moment she started seeing him as a friend

while preparing for the new directions vs warblers in 3x11, santana tried helping blaine bring out his inner bad boy, she helped him pick his outfit and they planned together the whole performance

(im stealing this one from a post i rebloged i guess a day ago? i didnt found the blog to tag but this is the post) > santana and blaine are friends on facebook, and follow each other on twitter and instagram, and they always spam on each others profiles because they're comfortable to do that with each other

santana kinda sees blaine as a male version of brittany, so she has this need of protecting him (which is kinda why she was super invested in getting him justice for his eye)

speaking of his eye, when he was at home before surgery, santana went there and told that she was gonna make sebastian confess what he'd put on thr slushie, blaine asked her how she knew where she lived but she cut him off, she also came back there after and told him everything, and she and kurt asked him what he wanted to do about it

brittany and blaine really were sunshine twins

they always liked each other, blaine didnt get her at first, but he got used to it

she always talked to him about cats, and what lord tubbington was up to, she tried inviting him to fondue for 2 but he knew that she would ask some really private questions so he always came up with an excuse

after he almost went back to dalton, she (alongside with tina, sam and marley) tried to make him feel as welcome as possible

when she was dating sam, sometimes the three of them would go to her house after school and cuddle in her bed with lord tubbington while watching a movie

when britt was planning their weddings, she asked blaine to try up some suits (with the excuse that she wasnt sure the one she picked was right), but she asked him that like a day after he kissed kurt at rachels party so she could tell he was kinda sad and asked him why, he told her and she said it was gonna be okay because their love was magical (it was weird but it did made blaine feel good, so...) she was also the only person he told that

blaine and britt always have ideas like "we should totally put glitter in the entire room to celebrate our wedding aniversary!" kurt and santana shut down the idea at the same time

blamtina were like 3 chaotic brothers

sam and blaine would have a dumb idea that would result in absolute chaos (but funny tho) and tina always plays along with them even if she thinks its a bad idea

the three of them are completely harry potter nerds, sam and blaine are hufflepuffs while tina is a ravenclaw, in a halloween party in s4 they went as the golden trio

after graduation, sam and blaine still skyped tina and told her all about ny, and she would tell them all about her collage

sam kept his promise of sending his imitations to tina and blaine sometimes would call her to vent about a fight he and kurt had

blaine read all of the harry potter books to sam

after sam talked blaine into staying at mckinley, sam and tina would always be with blaine, always talking to him, and spending time with him, thats how the 3 of them got so close

marley and blaine were good friends

when marley joined the new directions, blaine was one of the first to make her feel welcome

when blaine almost left for dalton, she tried make him see that she liked him in the nd too, and would randomly start talking to him so that he wouldnt feel alone

she would rant about jake to him sometimes, like how he wanted to have sex but she wasnt ready, and blaine told her she should do it only when she felt comfortable

after she got suspended, he apologized for yelling at her because of the performance, and remembered mr schue that she was recovering from an eating desorder and that he shouldnt be so hard at her

unique and blaine were "frenemies"

they started off not liking each other, since they both wanted it to be the new rachel, even after blaine won, he and unique still were kinda competitive with each other

but eventually they became sort-of-friends, they sang together sometimes when no one else was there, and they liked to pretend to not like each other but yes they did and it was just their thing

sometimes marley would do a sleepover and she would call blaine, unique and tina, while marley was talking about jake or tina was talking about missing mike, blaine would braid unique's wig and she would try to convince him to let her see his hair without gel

when the whole plot of unique and the bathroom happened, when mr schue told everyone he couldnt give up twerking, blaine stood up for unique saying that wasnt fair and mr schue should try harder to help her, he also held her hand (alongside with marley) when she was scared of having to go to the bathroom again

blaine and mercedes talked to each other more than twice :O

lol ok im not sorry for that title

mercedes and blaine LIVED together people, she used to be kurts best friend, and sams girlfriend are you telling me they barely talked to each other? no

in fact, they really like each other's company, blaine is kinda of a goofball and mercedes thinks its funny

he would ask her to talk to sam when blaine wanted something from him, and mercedes did the same with kurt

sam and blaine would do stupid things together (like dance around their house in their underwear) just to make mercedes laugh, they swore to never tell anyone, and they never did

sometimes at 3 am when no one could sleep they would all have a little dance party until they got tired

blaine and mercedes are junky food addicts, they eat healthy and stuff but they love some cake at 5 in the morning

one time when kurt and mercedes were arguing about the tots, blaine sided with mercedes and told her he agreed that tots are delicious

[talkingtea]

Okay they were playing videogames. The point still stands. When was the last time CP did something with her own cast? I am here to remind you that GG (who talks too damn much sometimes) complained about never seeing her on set last year. CP isoltes herself. She just hangs out with black people so they could talk about racism. Couldn't even do Azie's cooking show and that's supposed to be her bestie.

Brandon was just out with Candice and Azie less than a week ago. Are you finished or are you done? Like we said the first time you’re not talking to people who don’t know better. We see the same things you’re seeing however we seem to be the only ones paying attention.

And since this dumbass conversation is happening because you’re trying and failing to prove why the lead black actress on the show doesn’t deserve support from her white cast mates let us reiterate that we don’t give a shit if they like each other or not. We don’t care if they play together at recess or make friendship bracelets to wear during the summer break or whatever other stupid, juvenile examples of friendship that mean something to you. What we care about is the so-called allies in the cast doing their small, minuscule part and showing their support for their co-worker when she speaks up for the hundredth time about issues they won’t mention unless it’s a trending hashtag. That’s it. Beyond that if the rest of them want to get together and play Mario Kart, or Monolopy, or Candy Land and exclude her we honestly don’t care. Candice has her people and she’s doing just fine with them.

[eatingmyownwiener]

✨ yut-lung and sing quarantine headcanons ✨

- yut-lung stays all the time indoors bc he has people to get him stuff he needs. even though he doesn't show he cares, he pays higher to his servants bc they're risking their lives to get him the finest wine. sing teases him but is glad.

- they communicate all the time online, sometimes they do a video call.

- sing has online classes, which stresses him a lot. yut-lung doesn't know what to do so he sends a box of sing's favorite chocolate with the message "just don't die" meaning "please, take care". sing feels a lot better and his little heart skips a beat.

- when sing needs help with homework, he immediately asks yut-lung for help, who, even though gives a lecture about not being a particular teacher, gives his best and will explain as many times as necessary for sing to understand.

- yut-lung doesn't go to school so he spends all his time reading, painting (it's a headcanon of mine) and taking care of his plants. sometimes he tries to cook, but most times he can't do it. he's very lonely and he hates it.

- when sing isn't busy with school he plays videogames or spends time with his brother, lao. sing likes to read comics, play with his yo-yo and do little doodles on his sketchbook he keeps only for himself.

- one day sing draws yut-lung unconsciously in middle of a online class and he finds himself blushing and feeling hot.

- yut-lung sometimes catches himself thinking about sing (what is he doing? is he alright? is he thinking about me?). this is unusual so yut-lung immediately thinks he's sick. he's not, but he's sure he is bc his heart beats too fast at times, his face turns red and and warms up, his tummy feels weird and all of this happens when he's talking with sing or thinking about him. obviously yut-lung blames sing for this and tells him it's his fault for being sick.

- sing thinks it's stupid at first but he realizes it's the same feelings he has and then finds out he has fallen in love for the very first time.

- now the two babies are in love but none of them says anything bc they're embarrassed.

- only when yut-lung gets drunk one time he calls sing in the middle of the night and tells him "i think i love you" then hangs up. very dramatic.

- the next morning sing finds the courage and says via text "i think i love you too". then throws his phone away.

- yut-lung thought was he said that night was a dream and can't process it. he calls his bestie eiji and it takes it at least two hours for him to go to the point. eiji is very happy and gives him the advice to just ask sing to date him.

- shorter calls sing during an online class just to ask him if it's true that he loves yut-lung. shorter just shows he's sad bc his lil bro didn't tell him that so sing tries to convince him he was going to but didn't know how.

- sing and yut-lung ask at the same if the other wants to date. "yeah, okay" it's the answer.

- sing sends an heart emoji and yut-lung a vomit emoji. they have a little fight but nothing to worry aboutz just their usual.

- sing the falls asleep while yut-lung is talking about the new plant he got. yut-lung listens to the soft snores from his boyfriend and goes to sleep too.

- when quarantine is over and sing visits yut-lung, they get awkward. they hold hands for the first time when they're watching a movie together and sing kisses yut-lung in the cheek before he leaves!! they become a blushing mess.

[rosemaidenvixen]

A Secret’s Worth

Chapter 4: Mary

Ao3

Mary wanted to let out an indignant scoff, but seeing how her mouth was full of nachos she settled for a scowl. Seriously, it had been two days and Dean still hadn’t texted her back. At first she had just been annoyed, now she was straight up mad. 

No more playing nice, if Dean wanted her back it was going to cost him a date with pizza and ice cream.

A wry smile broke through her frown. 

Of course it wasn’t like she needed Dean, plenty of other boys would give anything to go out with her. Henry, otherwise known as Tight-Jeans Hank, had just asked her to go to the basketball game this week, maybe she should take him up on it, show Dean what he was missing out on.

“I didn’t make the team,”

Mary practically jumped out of her seat. She was so engrossed in her texts that she hadn’t even noticed Darci sitting down across from her.

“What?”

Darci was staring down at the logo stamped into the middle of the table, eyes scrunched and mouth crumpled. It took Mary a few seconds to realize she was holding back tears.

“The cheerleading team, I didn’t make the cut,”

Mary gently slid her phone into her pocket “Sorry...that sucks,”

Heat started to bloom on her face as silence stretched out between the two of them, thick and tacky. Mary never knew what to say in these kinds of situations. She couldn't just tell Darci it wasn’t as bad as it seemed, in her track record saying that never went over well. Bottom line, Mary sucked at making people feel better when they were down. Whatever she tried always seemed to make things worse. 

Fortunately both of them were saved when Claire came swooping in and planted herself in the seat beside Darci.

“I’m so sorry,” Claire reached over grasped Darci’s hand with hers “That must be such a let down after all your hard work,”

Darci’s lower lip trembled “I knew they weren’t going to let more than one or two freshman onto the team, but I thought that maybe I was good enough…”

She trailed off as Claire patted the back of her hand “You’re plenty good enough Darci, they probably just didn’t have enough spots available. I’m sure that next year they’ll be glad to have you,” 

“Thanks Claire,”

Mary watched as Claire successfully pulled Darci back from the brink of tears, wriggling uncomfortably, wishing she could be half as comforting and sweet as Claire. She didn’t envy her friends for a lot of things, but this was one of them.

She sat up straighter as an idea came to her. Mary might suck at sympathy, but maybe she could help by providing a welcome distraction. 

“Yeah, you’ll be on the team for sure next year,” Mary’s eyes twinkled “Maybe by then Claire will have finally asked Jimmy-Jam out,”

The sharp look on Claire’s face made Mary wonder if this had been the right move after all. Then Darci let out a small laugh and she stopped wondering. 

She let herself relax a little bit, Claire still looked pissed about her love life being brought up, but Darci was smiling so Mary decided to roll with it.

“Yesterday you went on and on about how today was the day you were finally going to do it, but in the end you chickened out,” she smirked “Again,”

Claire didn’t reply to that but her rapidly pinkening cheeks did all the talking.

Darci giggled, successfully distracted now “Come on Claire, we’ve been hanging out with the boys for weeks, when are you planning on actually telling Jim that you like-like him?”

She let out a deep sigh “Soon, ok, soon,” 

“You know Claire, the longer you wait, the more likely it is some other girl snaches him up,”

“What!”

“What Mare means...” Darci said while throwing a knowing look in Mary’s direction “Is if you really like Jim you should just tell him that, get the words out there” she placed a reassuring hand on Claire’s shoulder “And if it makes you feel better, I think that Jim likes you to,” 

“You...think so?”

“Better hurry, I saw Valerie eyeing him during social studies,”

If looks could kill Claire would have her dead on the ground “Are you actually invested in my love life or do you just want to watch me suffer?”

“Yes,”

Claire looked back and forth between Mary and Darci’s eager expressions, then buried her face into her hands with a groan “Look, I know you guys are just trying to help. But I really need to figure this out on my own. So can you just...give me some space on this,”

Translation; time to back off now.

“Ok, ok,” Mary said, knowing not to push further “But when you do ask him out, promise we’ll be the first to know?”

Claire nodded “Promise,”

Satisfied, Mary went back to her nachos, Claire and Darci following suit with their own lunches. Based on the clock it wouldn’t be long before Jim and Toby joined them. 

Strange how normal a thought that was. 

This time last year the idea of having lunch with anyone else besides her besties was unthinkable. Sometimes Mary still couldn’t believe the boys were part of their unofficial ‘group’ now.

She hadn’t had a problem going along with Claire’s county fair idea. Claire had wanted to make Jim happy and Mary wanted to make Claire happy. Just one day out, no harm no foul.

But when Darci had wanted to keep hanging around with the boys after that, Mary hadn’t exactly been thrilled.

Maintaining their hard won social status took a lot of work, and she wasn’t going to jeopardize that, not even for the boy Claire was crushing on. Besides, the three of them had been BFFs since kindergarten, and Mary wasn’t going to let just anyone butt in on that, let alone boys.

Mary didn’t have anything against boys. Actually she liked them quite a bit. Boys could be cool and pretty darn fun to hang around with, but only if a girl kept her distance. Letting a boy get too close was a rookie mistake. Mary had learned that lesson the hard way and there was no way in hell she was letting Claire or Darci get hurt like that.

So yeah, she hadn’t been down with turning this into a thing.

But Darci wanted to hang out with Toby and Jim more and of course Claire had all but jumped to agree. Even if she had put her foot down Mary was outvoted two to one, so she just gritted her teeth and put up with the boys tagging along.

Sitting together at lunch, hanging out after school. Claire even invited them along to videogame Saturday at her house; an event that had been exclusive to the three of them for years!

Mary hadn’t dropped her guard the entire time, always keeping watch for any sign that either Toby or Jim would push their newfound privilege too far.

One toe out of line and she’d kick them to the curb so fast it would leave skid marks.

She’d kept up her hypervigilance for weeks, but nothing had ever come of it. Mary had known boys that would act all nice and then do a 180 the second they had you where they wanted you, but Toby and Jim actually seemed genuinely….nice.

Jim shared his lunch when Darci was down on cash, and offered to bring an extra any time one of them needed it. Toby lent out his geology notes and kept them all from completely flunking a pop quiz. The enitre time she’d known them Jim and Toby had never been anything less than friendly and helpfull. More than that, neither of them ever acted like their good behavior entitled them to...more.

Toby and Jim weren’t just acting nice, they were nice; a little dorky maybe, but nice.

So after weeks of being on edge Mary finally eased up. The boys might not have earned her full trust just yet, but they had gained quite a bit of it, enough for her to call them friends.

And speak of the devil, Toby and Jim chose that moment to show up at their table. She waved in greeting, mouth still full. Toby smiled and waved back “How’s it going guys, oh hey Darci, did you hear about the cheer team yet?”

Darci’s face fell “I didn’t make the cut,”

Jim winced as he slid into his seat “Bummer,”

Toby looked affronted on her behalf “If they were crazy enough to turn you down that’s their loss,”

She managed a weak grin “Thanks guys,”

The conversations died down again as they all started eating in earnest. Not because they didn’t have anything to talk about, but because they didn’t have the time. Lunch period was barely long enough to get a full meal in, especially when you got your lunch from the food truck in the park like they did today. They didn’t have to rush, but they couldn’t exactly take their time either. 

Mary was able to multitask by chowing down on her nachos with her left hand and tapping at her phone with her right. 

She was finished checking her texts so she moved on to organize her calendar. Planning and coordinating all of their group’s outings took a lot of time and effort, but all four of her friends thanked her on a regular basis and let her know how much they appreciated it.

It might be a lot of hard work, but it really was good to be Queen Bee.

And when she spotted an event planned for that weekend, Mary realized it was a very good thing she decided to check her calendar when all five of them were at lunch together. 

“Darc, Claire; how much prep time will you need for your makeup on Saturday?”

Darci perked up instantly “I’ll need half an hour at the very least,”

Claire puzzled over it for a bit longer before answering “Mine should take ten, fifteen minutes tops,” 

Mary added a note to the event before turning to Jim and Toby “What about you guys?”

The two just blinked at her, Jim hesitantly raising a hand into the air “Uh, question, why are we talking about makeup?”

“To go with our costumes, duh,”

Toby nervously tapped his fingers against the table “....costumes? 

Mary gave both of them a flat, unimpressed stare “For the Halloween Hop on Saturday that we’ve been talking about for weeks. Seriously, do you guys never check Messenger?”

Jim still didn’t look like he was getting it “The Halloween Hop?”

“Yep,” Claire said with a grin “I’m going as a vampire,”

“I’m going as a corpse bride,” Darci added.

Realization dawned on Toby’s face as things clicked into place “Those sound awesomely spooky, what about you Mary?”

“Mermaid,”

“Nice,”

“So wait,” Jim spoke up, still sounding confused “That’s this weekend?”

Her eye roll practically scraped the ceiling “Yeah they’ve had flyers posted for weeks. Now spill, what are you going as and how much time are you going to need to suit up? We need to get there by six,”

Finally she could see the lightbulb going off in Jim’s head as he came up to speed. 

Toby let out a sharp gasp “We should go as Freddy Kruger and Jason! I already have a hockey mask, all we need is a hat, glove, and fake machete,”

Mary nodded in approval and looked back down at her phone “Can you guys be ready at Darci’s house at six? Her dad can drive us there and my moms agreed to pick us up. Afterwards they can drop you off at home or…” 

She deliberately paused, letting the anticipation build for a few seconds. Seeing as how the boys were a little slow on the uptake Mary might as well relish the big reveal “We can all spend the night at my house, my moms will be home all night and they say it’s fine,” 

If Toby grinned any wider he was going to crack his face in half “A sleepover?! Awesomesauce!”

So Jim and Toby were in, good. Tonight Mary would let her moms know so they could exchange numbers with Jim’s mom and Toby’s Nana, then she had to make sure they had enough snacks for all five of--

“Actually…” Jim’s voice derailed her train of thought “I won’t be able to make it,” 

Mary frowned “If your mom isn’t cool with the boy-girl thing, just let my moms talk to her, they’ll make her come around,” 

Jim chewed on his lower lip, not looking reassured at all “It’s...not that...I can’t do any of it,”

Wait. What? 

“You mean you can’t come to the sleepover or the Halloween hop?”

“Nope, sorry,”

She narrowed her eyes “Is it because of your curfew?”

Jim looked down and away “No,”

Translation, it most certainly was. The real question was why she was even surprised at this point.

Mary scowled and set her phone down on the table “Seriously? Come on Jim you always bail early, can’t you ignore your crazy early curfew just this once?”

“If your mom’s worried it’s totally safe,” Darci added helpfully “We’ll be at school with the teachers or at Mary’s house with her moms the whole time,”

Claire leaned closer to him, expression hopeful and pleading “My parents can talk to her, they’re super big on safety, so if they think it’s ok for me to go you know it’s danger free,” 

Jim opened his mouth, no doubt to object, but stopped when Toby laid a hand on his shoulder.

“Dr. Lake has nothing to worry about,” Toby smiled up expectantly at him “You’re not a little kid anymore, you need a night out, your mom will understand,”

Jim shut his jaw with a click, biting back whatever rebuttal he’d had. They’d all given him a hard time about the ridiculous hours his mom wanted him home by at some point, but this was the first time all four of them had ganged up about it, leaving absolutely no room for counterarguments. 

Mary arched a single eyebrow “So do you think you can convince your mom to let you off the hook for one night?”

He snapped out of his speechlessness “It’s not that!” 

“They why?” 

 “The reason I can’t come is...is…” Jim stammered “...is because my mom and I...are going camping,”

Mary’s jaw dropped “You and your mom are going camping?” 

He grinned sheepishly “Yeah, it’s kind of our family thing,”

“In October?!”

Jim’s already brittle smile wavered “Yeah...she’s an ER doctor so her work schedule is weird, she can’t always pick what days off she gets so we have to go camping whenever we can, right Toby?”

Looking majorly disappointed, Toby still nodded in agreement “Yeah, I remember one year her schedule was so packed you guys didn’t go on vacation for six months and then you went to Yosemite for two solid weeks,”

Claire’s face fell “So you guys can’t go on another weekend?”

“Nope, sorry,”

Mary’s eyes narrowed as she fought to keep her mouth from twisting into an ugly snarl. While she didn’t consider herself a troublemaker, Mary had gotten pretty darn good at telling people what they wanted to hear in order to weasel her way out of tight spots, like detention or extra homework. And she could tell that Jim was doing the exact same thing right now. 

Jim was lying, there was no camping trip. 

But then why couldn’t he go to the Halloween Hop, or the sleepover for that matter, or literally anything? 

Was his curfew no exceptions, or was there some other reason he couldn’t go out on Saturday. Maybe he couldn’t bear to sleep away from home? Mary had known some kids like that, but that was when they were all little, there was no way that could be going on with Jim now, could it?

Mary wanted to trust him, she already trusted Jim and Toby more than any other boys their age. 

But Jim was lying to her, to all of them.

Her fingers dug into the fabric of her jeans and Jim babbled on about the imaginary camping trip that prevented him from joining them that weekend. She was one bad decision away from reaching across the table and shaking him by the shoulders, demanding actual answers.

Quick as the thought crossed her mind, a hot wave of shame followed. 

Stealing the truth wasn’t the right way to go. Mary wanted to know what was going on with Jim, but that didn’t entitle her to his dirty laundry.

She had learned that lesson the same week she met him.

Mary took a deep breath and forced herself to calm down. Jim was a friend, her friend, and she would let him keep his secrets. He could share them in his own time.

“Fine, if you can’t go you can’t go,” Mary said with she hoped was a friendly, not insincere looking, smile “Just let me know when you and your mom are going camping, that way I can plan around it, ok?”

Jim beamed back at her “You betcha,”

[tmnt-l0ver]

What they look for in a best friend

It has come to my attention that a lot of headcannons are related to the turtles and their Significant Other. So I figured I would write up some for what I think they would like in more of a friend! (Thanks to @dragonslover1 for the help with Leo!)

Leo:

Leo would definitely gravitate to a very down-to-earth personality. Someone who is very in touch with themselves and their environment. Meditation is a very important part of his routine and it helps him calm down a lot. Being able to read him and pull him into a meditation session to calm down, or just to chill, would be a regular thing. Otherwise he will stew all day and become snappy.

Once he is calm tho he’s the kind of guy to just kick back and watch TV. He gets really excited when watching MMA or UFC fights and will yell at the screen and critique fighting styles. “OH COME ON, YOU COULD’VE BLOCKED THAT!” “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! HE WAS OPEN!!” “YOU’RE LETTING ME DOWN, MAN!” In the heat of a match will totally make bets on who he thinks will win. Being equally interested in these things is a major plus.

(and I quote): “SOMEONE WHO WOULD LISTEN TO HIM OH MY GOD”. Finally you would have to be an extraordinary listener. As the leader he has a lot on his shoulders and letting him vent/being his confidant would be the most important thing. Especially after fighting with his brothers.

Raph:

To be Raph’s friend you gotta be tough. A thick skin is a must when spending time with this big guy. Raph would admire a real “take no shit” attitude. If you’re not really the Jock type you’re going to have a hard time keeping up. Most of your time would be spent either working out, cracking skulls, or roasting each other over a game or drink. Being physically fit definitely works in your favor as wrestling and fighting are gonna happen.

Trust is very important to Raph as well, because more likely than not those roasting sessions eventually get REAL deep. You aren’t gonna see that side of Raph unless HE REALLY TRUSTS you. If you ever see it at all. Because of his anger issues, like Leo, your gonna want to be able to read him like a book and act accordingly. He’s mad? Punch this. Still mad? Let’s go beat up some baddies. Still mad after all that? Here’s a drink, hit the punching bag, what’s going on. And or, make a bet and physically challenge him, when he wins he’ll be guaranteed in a better mood.

That said, Being His friend is all about support. You got his back and he’s got yours. No matter what. There’s no 50/50. In the beginning, Even when he’s wrong, you gotta back him up. He’ll appreciate it. Eventually when you call him out later he’ll be less likely to act defensively. “Raph, you know I got your back man, just want you to know this is a shit idea and you’re gonna get us killed.” “Shut Up” (thanks dude) It’s a ride or die friendship.

Mikey:

Literally everyone is Mikey’s friend. There’s not too many qualifications when it comes to hanging out with this dude. If you’re interested in just being around the guys, you’re “besties”. This means a lot of video games, pizza, and skateboarding. Late night texting memes.

But actually becoming his Best friend can be a little tricky. You’ll find out if you hang out with him for a while, he doesn’t talk about his interests on more than a basic level. Partially because he’s the youngest, partially because no one has ever taken him or his interests seriously. Mikey has a lot of walls built up due to his insecurities. Getting through them is damn near impossible unless you have an IN.

Though I feel like that “IN” would be a shared creativity. Whether you are into music, writing, or visual arts. BONUS POINTS if you are into cooking. That’s something Mikey would really resonate with. Knowing that he might have someone to actively share interests with would be one of the most important steps in taking down those walls. He’ll start sharing more and more with you as kind of a way to get the affirmation he was seeking. While listening is important, sharing yourself with him would be what brings you two closer. The more time you spend talking, the more open he gets. This could mean just ranting to each other while playing videogames for hours at a time. After a while he won’t have anymore doubt that you actually want to be friends with him, and not just hanging out with him because you hung out with his brothers. Once this happens he opens up real fast. To an outside eye Mikey is just as jovial as ever, but having someone to actually share his joy with would increase it tenfold.

Once all his walls are down there are NO boundaries. You have to be ok with talking ALL the time, anywhere doing anything, about anything and EVERYTHING. 2am: *sands a pic of dragon fruit* “dude what the fresh hell are these fruits and how do I eat them”. I mean EVERYTHING. If Mikey is seeing someone, when he’s not with them he’s telling you Every little detail about his love life. Be prepared for TMI.

Donnie:

Your friendship will be immedate if you already have a knowledge of computers or engineering. If you ask an in-depth questions about what he’s doing, even once, you’re already one of his faves. Showing an interest in his work and taking time to just actively listen or try to understand is sooo refreshing. More than likely he will start addressing you over his brothers when giving details because he knows you’re listening.

You would be the only one allowed in the lab/shop without his supervision. It’s a huge weight off his shoulders to have someone who knows what they’re doing help him with projects. Consider yourself his new lab assistant because he has a checklist of things that need to get done. He’s naturally more inclined towards someone with a sarcastic/dry sense of humor. Whitty banter has always been a forte of his so having a back and forth while working will be a nice change of pace.

Donatello tends to gravitate towards people who is very meticulous and detail oriented is as well. Lots of “Hey can you double check my math on this?” Or “Can you come look at this and tell me if you see ____?”. He enjoys the company while pulling all-nighters. Also definitely reaps the benefits of having someone else do a late night coffee run. Being Donnie’s friend is more about the company than anything else.

Oddly enough I think Donnie would be the only brother who doesn’t really need an outlet to vent to. While appreciated, he usually rambles whatever is in his brain into dead air regardless. He is Exasperatingly honest with whatever is going on in his head and critically analyzes almost to a fault. This can cause him to veer off course often so reminding him of what he was doing is greatly appreciated.

(these we’re really fun and I’m Definitely planning to do more in the future!)

[muhh-babeh]

BTS as your best friend since childhood would include...

Seokjin:

calling him ‘jinssi”

you two met by him sticking up for you on the play ground. literally pushed the bully away from you. after that, every day on the playground, he came over to play with you.

giggle fests 24/7 because you two are a content source of lame jokes and horrible puns

late night cooking/baking when you’re upset because that’s your favorite things to do with him.

binge eating while watching dramas until sun rise.

playing legos together like you used to do when you were kids.

fights turn almost physical about the last piece of food.

he being empathetic and gives you the best advice and the best hugs.

smiles when you smile because he LOVES when you are happy.

you two are mistaken as a couple, he goes along with it. 

“of course my lovely girlfriend... i’m only dating her because she compliments my aesthetic.”

ending up laughing your asses off.

the boys are intrigued by you to literally non-stop stream of blabbering and bickering.

so many inside jokes.

him letting you choose what restaurant to go to or what to cook when you’re over then half the time when you’re choosing and you’re taking to long he’ll be like, “AH! Took to long, we’re going to/making ____.” 

getting drunk together ends up either you two telling each other how much you love each other laughing in hysterics or crying because you two are emotional or recalling past memories... and literally hanging off each other all night.

playing mario and NEVER letting you be mario, bitch you’re luigi. you always will be his luigi.

him definitely playing the big brother role for you, protecting you at all costs.

you laughing when he says he’s “worldwide handsome” and it tRIGGERS him.

your siblings telling you how much they like jin and never let him go because he’s funny.

Yoongi:

calling him “yoo-ge”

you two were deskmates in middle school. he hated you for the longest time for taking some of his space on the desk until one day he recalls specifically. he remembers a renown mean girl saying something stupid behind you and you deep sighing and calling her an idiot under your breath. hatred bonding.

you being the only one that understands how he’s feeling when he doesn’t know how to show it.

incoherent cute sound conversations with each other.

cuddles. bad boys need best friend cuddles too.

matching snapback hats.

coming over to probably just nap together.

him being a mopey zoo lion when you’re not around.

just looking at each other and saying at the same time “swag” or “hip-hop”.

him calling you yeodongsaeng/namdongsaeng (little sister/little brother)

getting drunk and singing horribly, laughing, dancing, basically all around good time with drunko min yoongi.

you two barely reminisce about your past because you two always look forwards together.

playing 1v1 basketball all the time.

bringing you food/something to drink even though you didn’t ask.

texting about everything you did that day because he asks.

literally you two just enjoying each other presence even when he’s working on his music and you’re in the room working on your things.

him running past his verses past you to get your opinion.

soft conversations while laying together about life, dreams, and such.

him being your life cheerleader because he’s so supportive of you.

shouting you out as a “ride or die” in one of his mixtapes mentioning he doesn’t need bad bitches, other than a bad [y/n], how you’re loyal, and would never leave his side.

rumors about you two dating after that.

in interviews, yoongi: “y’all are dumb. they basically my sibling.”

him being welcomed into your family’s home like you are. he is basically your family.

Hoseok:

calling him “hobi”

your dad and his mom were coworkers and you two always met at business events. you two instantly clicked.

every time you see each other for the first time in awhile, it’s like a scene out of a drama, jumping into each other’s arms, screaming each other’s names.

being extra as fuck with each other.

you learning dance from him growing up.

you learning all the steps to bangtan dances through learning from him.

recording hip-hop dance duets with him to post online.

being his moral support on set with him when recording his music videos for Hope World.

walking around with his arm around your shoulder.

slap fights and playing tag, you two are literally small children.

when you feel down, he literally does whatever it takes to make you happy again.

him being a worry-bug about you when you don’t respond to his texts or calls.

you two being those best friends that match their outfits because you two are #goals.

him getting you a special cake for your birthday every year just for the two of you to binge eat. also flowers along with a present because he loves giving you gifts.

giving you random gifts he got you from tour.

during each performance he gives you a nonverbal shoutout like winking or doing something goofy like crossing his eyes.

dying each other’s hair.

sharing ear buds to listen to music and lip sync to each other.

“remember when we-” “let’s not talk about that in front of the boys...” “c’mon [y/n] it was funny! especially when y-” “hobi, noooo~”

he was your first kiss but you both decided you are better as friends.

your parents literally love this boy and how protective he is of you.

Namjoon:

calling him “joonjoon”

you two can’t recall who talked to who first because you two met in kindergarten. but you two have been close since.

hanging out in his lab with him pretty much always.

breaking up his hard work to make him go out for a walk with you to de-stress him.

you trying to rap to his verses and making him laugh so hard because he thinks you’re a dork.

you: “Welcome, is this your first time with BTS?”

you two definitely are sarcastic to each other.

playing video games all night while binging on candy and listening to hip-hop songs, singing along to them.

you fixing his things that he’s broken like sunglasses, figurines, odds and ends.

him sending you pictures of his outfits to get your okay.

you are his elbow rest.

teases you like an older brother liking mocking you, pointing out how short you are, and poking at you.

him calling you after them winning an award, asking how well did they do on their acceptance speech and you two geeking out together about everything.

you learning english with him growing up

being a hype person visual in his solo music videos. 

giving each other the same eye roll when someone does something stupid in front of you guys.

friendship bracelets you made for both of you two like when you were 10 but both still have..

a bunch of childhood home videos of music videos you recorded from him at ages 11-15.

sharing books with each other.

calls your mom ‘mom’ and your dad ‘sir’. this makes them laugh.

Jimin:

calling him “jiminie”

met during summer break at the local pool. he tripped over your towel and cried, so being the little sweetheart you are, you hugged him and kissed his head and asked if he was okay, when he nodded, you asked to play with him. both your moms’ became friends and you two hung out ever since.

you two have literal photo albums full of memories that you pull out regularly to show bangtan how cute jimin was. but realizing half of them is you asleep because jimin is that kind of friend.

being a very flirtatious friendship, you two wink at each other every five seconds because you were are so comfortable with one another.

you two have a three year snapstreak probably because that shit matters.

hammock chill outs under the stars with long talks.

watching funny youtube videos together and crying from laughter.

him calling you out when you are being brat or slightly mean.

you calling him out for not being mean enough.

late night park walks and going to swing on the playgrounds.

him making sure you are bundled up if it’s cold.

laughing because of each other’s laughs, never fails to make each other burst out into hysterics.

so many bestie selfies.

flicking each other in the ear, poking each other’s nose, pushing each other over, annoying each other.

spontaneous shopping trips and trying on clothes for each other.

reminding each other how cringey they were in school.

you checking up on his health.

him checking up on you in general.

him defending you when bangtan tries to pick on you.

him picking on you right after defending you.

your mom’s favorite person is park jimin. she probably loves him more than you tbh.

Taehyung:

calling him “taetae”

you were the first one to invite him to a party growing up because he always made you laugh in class and he was forever thankful for your kindness.

slapping each other in the back of the head for stealing the punch line to each other’s jokes.

playing slap hands, hand-clapping games, jero, kai bai bo and, speed chopsticks whenever you can.

random convenient store treats.

surprise hugs and tackles.

playing videogames with both of your headsets on, trash talking the other team together.

him styling your hair ridiculously, acting like a hair dresser, taking you step-through-step what he’s doing, because he’s a professional.

being memes together.

playing dress up with each others clothes.

you two always being called the ‘weirdos’ growing up to now and you being fine with that.

you two getting drunk together is a free for all of chaos. no one is safe from the loud ass drunken tornado.

him showing his new gucci item and you rolling your eyes at his obsession.

good morning snapchaps with the ugliest face he can pull.

taking aesthetic best friend pictures whenever the chance arises.

casually feeding you.

skipping everywhere together arm-in-arm.

taking you on vacation with him because you mean so much to him.

your family thinks that boy is weird and you just nod and agree.

Jungkook:

calling him gukkie

you were in the same class together since a very young age and lives literally right next door to him all your life. basically how could you not be friends with him.

always laughing when you remember you guys had a ‘wedding’ on the playground in first grade. so he always calls you his wife.

quoting each other’s idiocy all the time.

refuses to date until he gets a date. “we are lonely together.” plus no one is good enough for you anyways.

had an emo stage together, let’s not talk about it.

being k-pop fans growing up and him making you dance with him to the videos.

you two butting heads all the time because you both are stubborn pieces of shits when you’re together.

(BUT) he’s super protective of you, making sure you’re always warm, comfortable, etc. you probably now own half of his hoodies by now.

he’ll fuck someone up for messing with you. 

anime marathons, lounging on the couch, sharing a blanket and a pizza.

going back home together for vacations and both your families get together for barbecues. 

a lot of overwatch

him being horrible at answering texts, so you have to be in constant contact with his family to update them.

physically wrestling for dominance. you were very upset the day he beat you after puberty hit him. now a days he takes it easy on you, but when you start getting tired, he pins you down and pretends he’s going to spit in your mouth.

having a special handshake.

both of your families are very close since they’ve been neighbors all their lives so they love jungkook and find it cute you two clicked so well together.

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DEAR GOD GET READY FOR THIS LONG ASS SHIT STORM OF A STORY. TLDR. Does this go in r/Relationship? If you find yourself reading this, I am a girl who is in desperate need of help so I can fucking stop thinking about this crap and move on -_- Please give me your thoughts on the fucking situation that is driving me and my friends insane.DISCLAIMER: I curse a lot, and I am up to HERE raises hand up to neptune with the stress this shit has caused me. So disregard me as I release some pent up rage.OKAY. I believe both of us are in the same looks league so I won't even comment on that.Player 1: Guy, 29, caucasian, raised in southern GA. Let's call him Bill (no his name is not Bill). A musician. Omnivert, into videogames. Pisces. Bill has been single for 3 years and basically abstinent lol. NOT RELIGIOUS AT ALL. He has also been EVER SO SLOWLY healing and coming out of a depression of sorts. He also has minor anxiety issues. He has VERY high standards for almost everything, and loves 80's things.Player 2: Me, Girl, 24, caucasian hispanic, raised in Miami, FL. We'll call me Bitch becau- no... We'll call me Bear, because why the fuck not. A filmmaker/photographer. Omnivert, into videogames. Libra. I have always hung out with people older than me because I don't get along with the millenials my age -_- the're all focusing on partying while I'm trying to move forward with my career. Also I have been abused by several men (which scars to bear [get it]) so I'm very verbally forward with dudes about how I feel, but I also have mega anxiety for physical proximity.Setting: Atlanta, GAISSUE: Does my best friend like me? It's not issue if he does, BUT I just NEED to know. We have minor history and he has said no when I've asked but THE FUCKING WORLD tells me otherwise. Also, my gut tells me otherwise (sometimes), and I have no idea if I should be trying to get my flirt on or just leaving the poor kid alone because he hates me or something.Late 2015: We meet for a film project and I have this innate magnetic feeling towards him to be his friend. JUST FRIEND. Nothing more. We work on the film project and you know, it's cool. We good. We chill. Nothing interesting, nothing to see. Player 1: Single Player 2: Married in on/off state (private)Early 2016: We start hanging out WAY more. Like WAY more. And we become besties and work together on every project ever. Its' the best female/male bromance I ever did saw. Both gamers, both omniverts, both into adventures, both low self esteem, both idiots. IT'S WONDERFUL I TELL YOU. This time period bleeds into summer time too. Player 1: Single Player 2: My marriage finally collapses and we finally have the balls to separate publicly. Bill helps me a lot through this whole process.late Spring/Summer 2016: BEST. OF. FUCKING. FRIENDS. We hang out all the time and at this point everyone asks us if we're together. We get told what a cute couple we are (we deny all claims though). He calls me after work everyday and we sometimes fall asleep talking to each other. Equal conversation. His family tells me that "he's the happiest I've seen him in a long time". His sister calls me his "girlfriend not girlfriend". And I am totally okay with that because... I'm starting to like the guy. And I have slept in this dudes bed like 3-5 times at this point and we have not cuddles once. I have major anxiety for sleeping his bed because I have no idea what I'm supposed to do if he wants me to make any moves. Also, we promise each other to be honesty buddies for life. Also also, He goes to daytona for a weekend and then says he has no one to hang out with so... I got flight benefits, you want me to come? "Sure, why not". SO I fly there and we have a blasty blast. There's also this moment that we're out drinking and we go for a walk and this homeless guy approaches him for money, Bill tells him nah, then the homeless guy starts walking towards me and Bill steps inbetween me and the homeless guy (who is not even close) and he says "No, you don't need to talk to her, you talk to me" (fucking fell so hard deeper than I already was, right then and there) Player 1: Single Player 2: SingleDRAGON CON 2016: He goes out of his way to go buy my eyelash glue, literally OUT OF HIS WAY. Then at the con he eats a tootsie roll drug thing (I am a newb when it comes to that shit) and he's tripping. We hold hands the entire time (relationship hold, not "let's cross the street" hold). At one point he jumps in bed and opens his arms out to me to invite me to cuddle, and god damnit I fucking accept. So we cuddle in front of the majority of his friends. We take an uber to a far away restaurant and just lay on each other the whole time. Then we go to my place and go to bed and don't cuddle sadness. That was saturday night into sunday morning.SEPTEMBER 2016: The week after Dragon Con we barely talked. Then I fly somewhere for something and when I'm flying back he texts me that he doesn't want to ruin our friendship because of his feelings of loneliness. And I'm like WOAH BRO, YOU WON'T RUIN ANYTHING. WANNA TALK IN PERSON? NEED HUGS? And he's like Come over and jump in bed, lets cuddle (or w.e. the fuck he said, the jump into bed part is accurate though). SO. My plane lands and I fucking take a FORTY FUCKING FUCK FACE DOLLAR uber to his house. I go to his room and jump in bed and we had the most AWKWARD cuddle in the fucking world. Why? Because part of me did not want to cuddle him because I was so fucking confused. And then because he was no longer drunk -_- (fuck you Bill... fuck. you.) Later that day he is very angry. And I mean, VERY. ANGRY. We got out and eat food, his friend ends up being our waiter and asks if I'm his girlfriend and he very aggressively says "no". And then after that day he stopped talking to me. HE JUST STOPS. Motherfucking Bill does not talk to me at all. I then get him to respond to me and he says he doesn't want to be friends anymore and he needs a break from "all this" (WHAT THE FUCKFACE IS "ALL THIS?!?!"). So I try to give him space but HOLY SHIT WE WERE JUST BEST FRIENDS AND NOW I AM SO FUCK NUGGET CONFUSED WHAT THE BITCH MADE FUCK?????? So I ask for a solid reason as to why it's happening and I could not get a solid answer. At all. To this day, I'm still not sure what the fuck that was. But anywho, he says he doesn't know if he'll ever want to be my friend BUT if there's an emergency and I ever need him, that he'd be there for me.FAST THE FUCK FORWARD to the week before my Birthday party (oct 1). It's friday, it's late, like 11pm late. I go outside for a phonecall and my phone starts dying. I walk back to my apartment door and it's locked. I call my roommates, no answer. (I later find out that my roommates had left and locked me out). So I have no keys, no wallet, a dying phone, and it's late on a friday night. WHADOIDO?!?! I start calling people to see if they can pick me up so I can crash with them. LITERALLY NO ONE CAN. I get to the point of using tinder and asking my ex. But before I go that route I'm like... you know what, Bill said he would be there for me if I really needed, I'm calling him (i knew he would not want me to have resorted to my ex so I thought this was logical). I call his beautiful ass up (and I mean beautiful) and his friend answers (oh so it IS just me that you needed a break from you dick twat). I explain the situation to his friend (lets call him Matt). Matt: "Oh yeah, we'll come get you!" "Check with Bill first, I don't think he'll be cool with it" Matt: "What? Ofcourse he'll be cool with it" "Wanna bet?" Matt: "Two dollars says he says yes" "Done. Now ask him" Matt asks Bill Bill: "Yeah, no. Not in the mood" (or w.e. his bitch ass said) Matt: "Bear, I am so sorry. I'm surprised. Good luck with your situation" "Yeah... thanks" And so I resort to tinder and ex -_- then end up sleeping at my community pool until the next day when my roommates get back. NEXT WEEK: I tell this mother fucker Bill that we need to talk. He calls me and says he doesn't want to talk to me and hes angry about it. And I tell him in the nicest way possible "fuck you". And I explain to him what an asshat he is and that I didn't do anything to deserve this treatment from him and that HOW DARE he tell me he'd be there for me and then he's just not. Fuck. You. Bill. And he fuckign apologized 0_0 and said I'm right. And then I told him he could come to my birthday party if he wanted to, and that I would like him to and he said that he didn't know but he'd try. BIRTHDAY PARTY: He showed up with his brother and sister and friends. All in one car. It was so nice seeing him again and knowing we were okay. God. what a fucking relief he was done being a dumb ass.Have you made it this far? Take a break, pat yourself on the back, go grab some hydration. Thank you and I fucking love you you stranger. Player 1: Single Player 2: SingleLATE 2016: We start hanging out slowly, I take piano lessons with him because I want to and because it's a good way to reintroduce hanging out. I then meet someone that I actually have an interest for. Cool regular dude but the fact that I kinda like this guy is like "oh, I might pursue this". SO before making any moves, I ask Bill: Bear: "Hey, do you like me?" Bill: "What! Like romantically?" Bear: Yeah Bill: laughs uh NO. Bear: Yeah I was just checking, because, people have told me you do. Bill: Yeah no. Who? ----- I felt so fucking humiliated because of how he handled saying no. It was like he thought it was embarrassing to even think that he could like someone like me :( SO lower self esteem and now a fucking challenge to get over my feelings for Bill, I get into a relationship with random guy who we'll call... Homer. Homer and I end up dating for a while, Bill is ALL FOR IT. Says I need someone Homer him right now. So i fucking go for it dude. Like, full commitment dawg. I'm talking real intimate planning homie. And BOY DID THAT BACKFIRE. Player 1: Single Player 2: Single -> begins datingEARLY 2017: I eat furbies. Just kidding, making sure that you're still awake :D So me and Homer are living together per his request (SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT). And I cannot be myself around him because I'm high energy and he's like "you're too much" (fuck your dick ass face you bitch haired mother fucker). So I go crying to Bill who is now my freindtherapist and tell him that I cannot be myself with Homer and it's fucking killing me. Now Bill is like, oh nah, that dude right here brah? He's garbage brah. Get rid of him brah. You can't be with dat brah. (more or less) But I can't break up with Homer because if I do then I have to face my feelings of wanting to be with Bill and that is just WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO DEAL WITH AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE. Player 1: Single Player 2: In a relationshipSUMMER 2017: Homer and I are not doing too hot, at all. It's become apparent to many folks. But anywho. SO there's this event yeah. Where I'm presenting an award yeah. And I put on an amazingly sexy gorgeous dress yeah. And I invite Bill and my newest friend Keaton to attend the event with me since Homer will be out of town. Keaton is Homer's bestest friend (key info for the test at the end guys)(...just kidding)(this wont be on the test)(...just kidding, there is no test). So I look fucking fabulous. I mean... fucking. fabulous. Like, even my low self esteem was like DAY-UM BITCH. I asked Bill and Keaton if I looked good and Keaton responds with "Yeah you look great" and Bill just nods and he's like "yeah" (YOU SON OF A BITCH). So we go on our way to the event. At the event I get Kanye'd because why not hire a drunk host :D so I'm ultra bummed out and the 3 of us go downstairs to drank my sorrows away. Then I find out that the film I produced one an award and I wasn't there. FUCK.MY.LIFE. so then i'm like LETS GO TO THE BAR BOYS. But before that I have a "cry on shoulder moment" with Bill. SO, we call uber to go to bars and WELL YOU SEE... I WAS WEARING A BEAUTIFUL WHITE DRESS... SO... THE UBER DRIVER THOUGHT I HAD JUST GOTTEN MARRIED. To who? To Bill -_- (FFUUUUUUHHHH) And what does Keaton do when the driver starts asking questions? Driver: Woah, did ya'll just get married? Keaton: YES! MY TWO BEST BUDS, BILL AND BEAR, MADE THE LEAP! At this point, Bill and I look at each other and are like N-NNO-N-N-NO-NO-NO-NO, but Keaton is SO FUCKING LOUD, he overpowers us and eventually we just go with it. SO we start giving made up details and calling each other "babe" and "sweetie" and gay ass shit like that. We get to the bars and low and behold, we find out you can drink free by having just been married... so naturally WE MILK THIS SHIT OUT OF IT. We move our rings to the married side and he has his hand on my waist, holds my hand at one point. Gives me a back massage. My god, it's fucking great. And eventually we go home. Keaton loses his phone in the uber home and so when Bill and I go back to my place, we're trying to get n contact with the uber driver. So we're just chatting and Bill is about to leave so we hug good bye. As we hug... I have no idea why... but... I grow the biggest pair of balls... and say... Bear: Want to know something weird? Bill: Suuuure Bear: I have feelings for you Bill: silent I pull away from hug Bear: But you probably already knew that Bill smiles and he nods and he's like "yeah" and so we talk about it all. And here are the key take aways from everything he said: "I'm not going to lie, I've wanted to make out with you several times" "Tonight felt... natural. It was just so easy for us to be that way. It was comfortable" "Well you have a boyfriend so...." And eventually he goes home and we decide to talk about it sober.SOBER TALK #1 He tells me he has no feelings for me, that he cares about me as a friend and nothing more. He also tells me that everytime he was interested in me is because he was lonely. (oh Bill... YOU SACK OF SHEEP SHIT) And so I take all that in and let it process over the weekend. I then write him an email. Yes. A fucking email. Because I suck at communicating on the spot. And in this email I tell him MANY THINGS, one being "fuck you for using me" and the other being "I don't believe that you don't have any ounce of feelings for me, because you could have picked any girl but you chose me. (SIDENOTE, BILL IS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND CONSTANTLY HAS GIRLS WANTING HIM). So I email his ass and he reads it and we decide to have a second talk.SOBER TALK #2 He apologizes for using me and having led me on and that he'll be more careful with our friendship. And we completely skipped over the topic of him having any slight possible feelings for me or if he might ever. What evs. I'm so done with it all at that point (or was I?) Player 1: Single Player 2: In a relationshipDRAGON CON 2017: SO Homer gets obliteratingly drunk and violently pushes me (not the first time he got aggressive). But check this out. He pushed me, in front of the crew, including Bill. According to witnesses, both my feet went in the air. There was like a 3 second pause of silence and Bill fucking pushes Homer's ass out the hotel room and slams the door in his face. He then asks me if I'm okay and he is fucking LIVID BRO. I have never seen him in such a rage before O_O Player 1: Single Player 2: In a relatonshipFALL 2017: So dragon con drama dies down and I can no longer talk to Bill about my issues with Homer (yes I stayed with him) because Bill is fucking annoyed at me for staying with him. He thinks I'm dumb for staying (he's not wrong). So I find a new friendtherapist. Anywho, we continue our vague friendship where I feel like I have to hold back because what if I flirt with him, it'll make him uncomfortable and I don't want that. So now I feel like I can't be my full self around Billy Boy. Eventually I have my business trip to California with Homer BUT I break up with him the week before -_- so I'm not stuck on a trip with my ex. WONDERFUL. But when I told Bill, he was very happy for me and was proud I hadn't done anything stupid. Eventually Homer invites me to go to a Legend of Zelda Symphony of the Goddesses tour and I'm like FUCK.YES.DAWG. and he has two extra tickets so I invite Bill and his brother. When stranger Things 2 came out, we binge watched it friday night and saturday night. And that weekend was just so great. We just netflix and actually chilled And later when we talked about the weekend he told me "that is one of the nicest weekends I've had in a long time." CUZ WE'RE GOOD TOGETHER YOU TURD DICKZELDA SMYPHONY 2017: So Homer and I get there (I still live at his place with Keaton, I just sleep on the couch) and Bill is DRUNK. He invites me to his hair cut appointment the next day (we have the same hair dresser) and He starts talking to me about his weekend plans (which include a funeral and us watching Justice league together on Monday) and then how Monday me and him have our date. My face is like huwah? And he repeats it "yeah, we have our date!" buwuh? and I'm just like OO OH-KAY, YES. YES WE DO SIR. Concert starts, we watch the show, he keeps drinking. At this point I've never seen him this drunk before (it was quite amazing). After the show, I have to use the bathroom like the basic bitch I am. Bill says he's going to go look for his brother and homer who have disappeared. When I walk out I see him waiting for me in a corner and I'm like "what are you doing??" ANd he's like " I've been waiting for you this whole time. All these dudes were waiting for their girlfriends, one at a time they start leaving, and here I am waitng for you, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG" and all I did was laugh because he's fucking hilarious drunk. I end up going home with Bill and his bro because I don't want to sleep on the couch and now that I'm single, I can sleep in Bill's bed again. SO, we're in the car and here's the conversation. Bill: Wow, I'm surprised at how well that went. Homer was very pleasant towards me. Brother: Why wouldn't he be pleasant towards you? Bear: Well- Bill: Oh, he's jealous of me and hers relationship. Bear: O_O HOMER WAS NEVER AT ANY POINT JEALOUS OF ME AND BILL. In fact, Homer LOVED Bill and always wanted me to invite him to places and he wanted to hang out from him and learn music from him. So that was just a lie .. Anywho, we go home and I sleep in this dudes bed and LET ME TELL YOU THE ANXIETY WAS SO FUCKING REAL. He has NEVER slept that close to me EVER. I could feel his arm and knee on my shoulder and leg (no boners guys, sorry :/ ). And I had no idea if I should try cuddling him or not because what if he's just drunk and doesn't realize it OR he's sober and just DOES NOT want that weird comfortableness of cuddling someone you're not into. So I do nothing except stay awake in anxiety till he wakes up the next day. And the only thing he says about the night before is "Man, I felt like I could take over the world last night, like nothing was in my way" and that was that.Monday: He invites his brother -_-THANKSGIVING 2017 (one week later): So I'm kind of sort of co-hosting with him but not really but I promised him I'd help with cleaning up and I'd bring mega food. By this point, we have a trip to NY planned (Mid January) and paid for...for... THE FUCKING FINAL FANTASY DISTANT WORLDS SYMPHONY AT CARNEGIE HALL, OH MY FUCK. We're talking about our plans (he invited his friend [guy, we'll call him Ron] so it was no longer going to be a potentially romantic trip sadness) and Bill says "Hey, let me know if you two want to go matching!" Ron is like "uhhh... no" as any normal guy would respond to that weird ass request. And then I say "uhm... Yeah sure." BECAUSE WHY NOT BEAR! WHY THE FUCK NUGGETS NOT. Bill and I go to his room later to look at his suit and see what I'm working with. And he says "If you find something else then I can try to find a different color shirt or tie". So we're fucking matching dude. Also, he play flirted with me for the FIRST TIME ever. Like Keaton noticed it too. Bill looked me directly in the eye.And now I'm here, visiting family in Miami, writing this fucking post because I'm so gay for this dude it's stupid. And I have been dress shopping and sending him the options and he is still going with us matching. ANYWHO here's where you the reader comes in...Answer these questions please and thankses: 1) DO YOU THINK HE'S INTO ME? 2) Should I ask him if he wants to kiss... 30 seconds before new years eve? 3) Should I try anything in NY? 4) Should I shut the fuck up, calm down and just fucking stop? 5) Should I just give up in him and I? If so, HOOOOWWWW??I REALLY don't want to make him uncomfortable but damn I can't keep holding back with this mystery. It's horrible. But he also seems like he's making sure we're not alone at any point in time... which I have no idea how to interpret.KEY FACTS: - Yes I feel that he is into me, SOMETIMES. Not always. But I get that urgle gurgle feeling from him sometimes. - He still does cute things like buy me my favorite junk food at the gas station. - We have NEVER kissed - We get each other on some surreal ass level, it's weird. - Yes we are idiots - Yes this is a TLDRIf you actually read everything... YOU'RE AMAZING AND THANK YOU!! If you didn't... Then good for you for not wasting your time! via /r/dating_advice