#what an idea

[celestialseawitch-ff]

Concept that the Durselys run so far from the owls that first year, they go all the way to the US. Then they think, what if he just wasn't our problem anymore? So they abandon Harry in the crime capital of the world because it'll surely never get back to them.

Little eleven year old Harry walking around the seedy streets of Gotham, both wondering if his relatives will come back and knowing that they won't. And then he turns a corner and meets a very tall man (older teenager, but he's eleven so).

Harry stares at Jason. There's a weird sort of energy (magic) surrounding the man. Weird and very familiar to Harry in a way he can't describe.

He opens his mouth and the words come out before he even knows that he's going to say, "You're supposed to be dead."

Jason raises an eyebrow at the kid. "I was. It didn't agree with me." He looks around. "It's gettin' late and you're a bit far from the tourist-friendly parts of the city. Lose your parents, kid?"

"Yes. They're dead." He stares at Jason. "It agreed with them."

[thegreatimpersonator]

I JUST SAW A VIDEO OF A GIRL WEARING A DRESS THAT WAS WHITE AND SHE HAD A SIGN THAT SAID THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED AND EVERYONE WAS WRITING THEIR SMALLEST MAN NAMES ON IT I'M SCREAMING SHE'S A QUEEN

[richardgrimes]

i can't get over how stupid and evil isr*el is like ohh we want our hostages back save the hostages<3 but we will not stop killing people including the hostages even when presented with the opportunity to get the hostages back

[thetwiggiesttwig]

they should make a serious sam plushie that just fucking screams

[heartofspells]

in my mission to create messy, sloppy, glorious Prongsfoot trash, i seem to have lost the plot on who the actual star couple is meant to be 😳

[kuromipuzzles2000]

OH SHOOT!

guys do you remember Minion!? from that SMG4 video!? goodness i wish i could have a SMGP version of Minion!

like i saw some fanmade model of Minion with redesign and etc

maybe I'll think about the design or anyone can contribute to the design of SMGP Minion, I'll even credit and tag em!

whatever happens first lmao

[stuckinthewrongworld]

I just watched 2 of the newer Jurassic World movies and now I'm on a dinosaur kick lol. I really want to see a world where it's like the wild west but people ride dinosaurs instead. Or something in that realm.

Before this, I had only seen the first Jurassic Park movie and the first one where Blue was introduced, so bare with me lol.

[averysmolkirbo]

FUCK this post, and im going camping with my pokemon.

y'all should come with me :D

[death-by-sc0tland]

i get depressed when i think too much about abigail. like upon rewatching the show i feel like only alana ever cared about her as a person but they didn’t spend that much time together, everyone else just saw her as some sort of ideal or a means to getting something

[twisted-tales-told]

I am having a crisis over how good this lilac lemonade is, what if I opened a little cafe that’s just Seasonal. So like whatever is in season is what u get

[lestatslestits]

Writing that fic was my main source of serotonin and idk what to write now

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[tis-the-boards-season]

I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audibly gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you if was a religious experience