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godzilla if u wanna blast my county off the map with me in it while im asleep like, go off my dude
#🍊.txt#i beg actually#what a shift shit#i got beat to shit again#my arms are so sore#i gotta do it all over again tonight
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we just got to this episode yesterday HFKJDHFK
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hey goku what's this about huh
#dragon ball#dragon ball fanart#piccolo#goku#piccoku#i did this redraw so fast idk what came over me it was so fun HFDFHKJD#IM SO SADDDDDD IM GOING TO MISS THIS SHOW like as excited as i am to start back into dbz#the original dragon ball has been so uniquely delightful and fun to watch and i will miss it#idk we'll see if childhood nostalgia outweighs my apprehension about the genre shift#cuz it might LMAO#edit FUCK forgot the ship tag cuz yeah this shit's gay af it's not a hot take it's just a fact
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my god bbno$ just got invited to riot hq because of the jayvik livestream either they're gonna tap him for jayvik marketing ideas or christian linke himself is gonna take him out back and shoot him
#jayvik#this man's last words to the jayvik groupchat were 'I WILL CANON' my yaoi brother in arms you fight on the front lines for us#something either really good or really bad is gonna happen tomorrow and we probably won't find out about it lmao#because if it's good he'll be under NDA and if it's bad well. he either won't be able or won't want to tell us asfdsgfdhgf#as someone pointed out on twitter if this was a cease and desist they almost certainly would have just emailed that#bringing him all the way to the office?? crossing my fingers it's like. a music collab or an official riot games viktor cosplay request#(hey they did it in brazil and those two were jayviking it up sooooo)#ideally riot was just fucking blown away by the engagement online for this livestream (we're still at 112k posts trending)#and were scrambling to figure out how they can capitalize off of it hopefully seeing the bonkers market for jayvik#the fact that he got this call THE IMMEDIATE DAY AFTER THE LIVESTREAM like holy shit yknow. it's gonna be big#one way or the other#godspeed my man. be careful with him he's a hero#can you feel the winds shifting? in what direction is yet to be seen but. it's like the arcane's waking up yknow
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my dad knows about shifting and i told him about a weird dream i had and then he goes "don't you be shifting or whatever and focus on studying !!" i was like the actual fuck.
#i dont think he knows what it is like properly#bruh#bea yaps#bea's losing her shit#shifting consciousness#shifting blog#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting antis dni#shifting community#reality shift#reality shifter#shifting realities#desired reality#shifting#shifting script#anti shifters dni#pjo shifting
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Message to @alphaltrainreflection
First of all, bitch, where did I ever say anything about "eroticizing inferiority"? Like, be fucking for real. Show me the receipts. Because unless you’re reading between lines that don’t exist, nothing in my post said anything about power dynamics, submission, or “inferiority.” It sounds like you’re projecting some judgmental bullshit that I didn’t even invite into the conversation. So let’s start there—check yourself before you come into my space twisting my words to fit your weird little agenda.
Second of all, and I mean this with every ounce of sincerity, shut the fuck up. Genuinely, if you don’t like what you see, don’t interact. It’s that simple. Not everyone has to match your narrow idea of what shifting is “supposed” to be. Shifting isn’t some gated community where you get to play security guard and decide who’s allowed in. So do us all a favor, take that rigid-ass energy, and keep it to yourself, bitch.
Let’s be real for a second. You said, “sex freaks who insist on eroticizing inferiority are ruining shifting.” Bitch, nobody’s ruining anything—especially not me. All I said was that I want to get fucked. Plain and simple. If my desire to shift for a good time offends you, you’re free to move along. Shifting means different things to different people, and if sex is part of that, it’s totally valid. If I want to shift to a reality for some damn good dick, who the fuck are you to get all sanctimonious about it? Newsflash: your opinion on what’s “appropriate” doesn’t apply here, darling.
And let’s get one thing fucking clear, because clearly, you need this spelled out: even if someone did want to shift to a reality where they take on a more passive, submissive role, what of it? Why the fuck does that bother you so much? Some people spend their whole lives having to be strong, holding shit together, constantly defending themselves, and staying in control just to survive. Maybe, just maybe, they want to create a reality where they can finally let go, surrender, and trust someone who respects them and won’t take advantage of them. Imagine that—feeling safe enough to let down your guard and explore a side of yourself you don’t get to express in this life. For some people, that’s healing. For others, it’s fun. Either way, it’s their choice, not yours. So back the fuck off.
So let’s talk about this “ruining shifting” nonsense you pulled out of nowhere. Bitch, the only thing “ruining” anything is people like you, stomping into conversations uninvited and acting like you’re the gatekeeper of how others should experience their desires. You’re clinging to this imaginary rulebook about what’s “appropriate” for shifting as if that makes you morally superior, but all it does is make you look insecure, judgmental, and way too invested in other people’s business. Spoiler alert: nobody gives a fuck about your approval or needs it to validate their experience.
Here’s the truth, since you seem to need a wake-up call: shifting is deeply personal. It’s about self-determination and freedom, not conforming to some rigid-ass code of conduct set by random bitches on the internet. If someone wants to shift for spiritual growth, self-discovery, sexual exploration, or all of the above, that’s their fucking prerogative. Shaming them because it doesn’t align with your limited, vanilla-ass view of what’s “appropriate” is straight-up pathetic.
And by the way, bitch, sex is a natural, beautiful, and completely valid part of life. If I want to shift for sex, or if someone else wants to shift to feel cherished, adored, or, yes, even submissive, that’s nobody’s fucking business but ours. Maybe instead of trying to drag others down to your level of insecurity, you could take a hard look in the mirror and figure out why other people’s sexual autonomy bothers you so damn much. Because this isn’t about “ruining shifting”; it’s about you being uncomfortable with the idea of someone enjoying themselves in a way that’s different from what you deem acceptable. Maybe some self-reflection would do you some good.
To every other shifter out there who’s ever been made to feel guilty or “lesser” for shifting for your own reasons, listen up: you don’t owe anyone an explanation, and you don’t need anyone’s approval. Your DR, your fucking rules. If shifting for you is about finding love, intimacy, exploration, or yes, even some good dick, that’s your choice. Don’t let some insecure bitch shame you or make you feel like you’re somehow ruining the experience just because it doesn’t fit into their narrow little box. Shifting is about creating the life and reality you want to live—whatever the fuck that looks like for you.
So, here’s a suggestion: take your unsolicited, holier-than-thou attitude and keep it to yourself. If you can’t handle seeing people talk openly about their desires and goals for shifting, then bitch, scroll past and save yourself the outrage. Because at the end of the day, I’m not here to please you, and neither is anyone else. We’re here to live our best lives, however we see fit, and if that’s too much for you, the door’s right over there.
To everyone who’s out here shifting for what they want, keep going. Own your desires, own your reality, and don’t let anyone’s outdated judgment make you feel like you’re doing it wrong. Shifting is your journey, and if that includes exploring intimacy, vulnerability, or sexuality, you’re not alone. You’re valid, and your experience is just as real and important as anyone else’s.
Consider this your reminder that no one’s begging for your approval. I’ll be over here, unbothered, shifting for exactly what I want, and loving every fucking second of it. ✨
#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting#shifting community#desired reality#shifting realities#shifters#reality shifter#reality shift#shifting antis dni#shifting blog#shifting advice#shifter#shift#shifting reality#shifting motivation#fuck this shit#GIRL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SLUTSHAME PEOPLE LIKE THAT ????#THE BLOCKING BUTTON IS RIGHT HERE BABE#IDK WHAT YOU THOUGH BY TYPING THIS SHIT#LIKE DID YOU FOR REAL MEANT IT OR WAS THAT SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTHEARTEDLY ?#TONE TAGS ARE HERE FOR REASON#KINDLY GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE#IF UR NOT HAPPY LEAVE BBYGIRL#Chile anyways so....#Lemme shit for some Good D#and not the vitamin#TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE SHIFTING FOR SEX YOU ARE VALID#GO GET THAT D OR THAT V IDGAF#NOT MY JOURNEY NOT MY PROBLEM
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jesus christ yall that four day reprogramming your mind for shifting is actually . stupidly powerful. riya…. riya when I get my damn hands on you girl ….
stumbled across her content two days ago, started setting up my four day gameplan and writing my script for mechat yesterday. now, most of my script is done, I had a dream about my DR last night, and could FEEL my third eye opening during one of her guided meditations tonight??? yall.
like …. my skin is GLOWING, I’m genuinely so at peace, and feel absolutely unshaken in the idea that I will shift. like I can and I WILL. like I’m actually getting so giddy for Friday like kicking my feet and everything like oh my god I can FEEL it like Friday is gonna be MY DAY !!!!
#WHAT IS SHE PUTTING IN HER VIDEOS JESUS 😭😭😭#like omg my shit started spinning even just while I was . meditating like WHAT ??#three years meditating and wanting to subconsciously shift and MY THIRD EYE OPENS WITH JUST ONE OF HER GUIDED MEDITATIONS ???#GIRL!#desired reality#shifter#reality shifting#shifting blog#shifting reality#shifttok#quantum jumping#shifting motivation#shifting realities#dreamer ! — ✩₊☾₊✩
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something something horrible hallmark romcom movies something something im balls deep in love with you
(davekat redraw from december 2023 .... og under the cut but It was my last post on here so)
#check the 4 month improvement gang#davekat#homestuck#dave strider#karkat vantas#art#guess who just started redrawing shit instead of doing his college apps!!!!!!#(I have no future)#whyd my style lowkey get yaoified (this is what shifting fandoms does to you)
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thinking about milchick's hesitation to call off the glasgow block. either he really didn't believe irving had it in him to commit until the last second, or... he was almost more afraid of the consequences of helly returning and the innies having the truth confirmed than the consequences of helena eagan being drowned on his watch. seth what is up with you.
#severance#severance season 2#severance spoilers#seth milchick#thinking about how seth wants the innies' respect and perhaps genuinely doesn't want to be seen as their jailor#thinking about how his opinions of lumon were affected by him receiving Those Paintings as his reward for all the shit he's done for them#thinking about his reaction to helena laughing at the dieter story. undermining his efforts and authority#what are your priorities seth milchick. have they shifted.#did he really just want to make her beg. have her suffer as long as possible. have it drilled into her that she's at his mercy#posts from the severed floor
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A job provides money to engage in your hobbies in interests. A job also steals all your time and energy so you never feel like you can actually use the things you buy. Hmm. Don't like this.
#i've only been working 6 hours a day#but they're in 2hr increments with a couple hours between so i never actually have time do shit between shifts#what can you do for 2 hours (not including getting ready and commuting) other than shovel in a quick meal and sit on the couch
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just how can i protect your smile?
#you guys like yaoi? can i get you some yaoi#pjsk#prsk#project sekai#proseka#tsukasa tenma#rui kamishiro#ruikasa#AUUUUUGH.#this is what finally makes me actually draw riks. vocaloid autism#putting the link in the caption because NOBODY FUCKIGN TLAKS ABOUT SCISSORHANDS EVER WHERES THE HYPE I NEED HER. SONG OF THE DECADE(2009)#this song makes me incredibly normal. my bad. i saw the miume choreography when i was like 11 and my brain shifted#i wanted their outfits to look like mikus in the mv so bad. Fuck my life for that btw stupid fuckign frill trim. why did she have to slay#tried to think of smth other than butterflies for kasa but i have no brain and tbh i hope his life is miserable so its fine#me posting this only to tmblr and not twt because i fucking hate twt#im drawing more song covers that live in my mind palace so i'll pist them there all together. and maybe here all together. who give a shit.#emnn skeleton orchestra next and it will fix me#Good lord. sorry. Im so caught up posting this for no reason. Get me out of here#im supposed to have a lecture in 3 hours but post covid symptoms say otherwise. im so fucked#i have a cyberpunk dead boy wip with them but idk i dont like posting wips on here its like an archive. n i want to actually finish it#but dear lord rendering it with their stupid outfits. clutches my chest falls to the floor. AUUUUGH#wxs killing me killing me taking damage augh auugh aughg
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fleshing out my Relativity Au some more, i fujking love these guys, they're so-
part 1/ part 2
#v's art#gravity falls#relativity falls#dipper pines#older dipper pines#mabel pines#older mabel pines#gravity falls fanart#they're in their upper 40's#we'll say they have an older sibling who gave birth to the stan's mother#bc twin genetics are passed down through the women :)#source: my family + my twin uncles on my mom's side of the family#dipper wasn't necessarily acting on as much hubris as ford#more genuine curiosity#and his reaction to getting reality shifted was “damn that's crazy”#“let me go get an adult to handle this”#cue the montage of him studying interdimensional law bc he has to represent himself in space/time court#smashcut with a montage of mabel commiting every conceivable OSHA violation possible while setting up the shack#she leans into the medium side of the business#copying what Caryn did on the phone when they were younger#but falls in love with the theatrics of it all#its not really a secret that its all fake#but her enthusiasm really sells it#its a different vibe from the stan twins bc dipper is just clever not genius level (and mabel is also smart just differently)#they're not competing as much bc gender difference (its more jealousy)((they swap later))#and theyre both fundamentally devious little shits who love a good scheme#so when dip gets home and he sees his sister for the first time running a scam wearing his name he goes “bet” and steals her's right back#there's no “leave these kids alone” its “oh thank goodness tag you're it bitch”#they fall back into step like they never left each other
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can I be a hater for a second whenever I see the fic trope of “Talia purposely told Jason about Tim to get Jason to attack him” I’m like guys I’m gonna be real with you I don’t think Talia would care about that little boy at all
#Like 1st of all the attempt to shift the blame for Jason’s behavior on Talia is lame as fuck I Know What You Are (a misogynist)#2nd of all correct me if I’m wrong because I am not completely familiar with the ins and outs of Talia’s Evil era but is there any canon#basis for Talia feeling like Damian’s place is threatened by Tim? Like not only did yall make that up it’s also dumb#I know fic is all about making shit up but I’m being a hater regardless why is Talia always the villainess fall guy for the sake of Batfam#reconciliation fluff? (I Know What You Are)#dc#Batfam
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idk how i'm gonna be acting nonchalant in my dr for FIVE FUCKING YEARS during my slowburn bc bro canonically looks like a roman god and ykw i don't think i'm gonna make it ten minutes
#bea's losing her shit#actually this time#i need help im actually in love with someone whose face i've never even seen#is this like#that one show where you marry someone without knowing what they look like#except it turned out well#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting#shifting realities#reality shifter#reality shift#desired reality#shifting blog#shifting antis dni#shifting community#pjo dr#percy jackson dr#shifting to pjo#pjo shifting#percy jackson shifting#shiftingrealities#permashifting#shifting motivation#shifting consciousness#shifttok#shifting to desired reality#shifting reality#shifting memes#shifting diary
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Do you ever just sit and think about the fact that Ralph might have been the first person to ever outrun Turbo in a car and he was able to keep such a wide margin between him and Turbo that Turbo didn't even see he drive into Diet Cola Mountain? And the car wasn't even on, that was all just Ralph's strength and quick thinking. Sure, Turbo was focused on Vanellope and the cart at that point but do you ever just wonder what was going through Turbo's head once he realized that Ralph legitimately beat him in their chase/race?
#wreck it ralph#ralph wir#turbo wir#king candy#Turbo out here like ''I'm the greatest racer ever!''#as if we didn't just watch him lose to Ralph in the chase scene#I also love that Ralph doesn't even blink or go ''I might be a good racer'' even though holy shit he really is#and then he teaches Vanellope to drive a fucking stick shift like Ralph. my man. what the fuck.#he didn't even know how to drive stick at the start too but he manages to learn in the span of maybe an hour at most???#can you tell that I love Ralph a lot lol
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#i'm sorry i'm being parasocial as fuck right now#but still can't get over the fact that at the beginning of tour she was in the death throes of a relationship with someone she thought#when she was planning the tour three years ago she was going to marry and have kids with before the dream imploded#and that very tour led her to the person she is *actually* going to marry and have kids with#on the same if not quicker timeline#who she incorporated with a wink and a nod into the last show of the tour#and flew home to after it was over#WHAT KIND OF FULL CIRCLE EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND TYPE OF SHIT IS THAT???#the universe is shifting and it's all for me WE KNOW#i'm too much of a coward to put this in a real post lmao
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the fact that you start the Tabris origin by literally stepping into your mother's shoes. the fact that what you get is a wedding outfit and your mother's worn boots, kept carefully intact for years, tucked away for this exact moment. the fact that you then immediately take the path she never could, leaving behind the alienage and the wedding and following Duncan (who would have recruited Adaia first, if not for baby!Tabris) to what ought to have been death.
And Then!! instead of fighting and falling as she did, cheating death and becoming the fighter she always intended you to be instead??? Reliving and simultaneously subverting the story of her life??
#okay no i'm not done actually#the way it feels like destiny for you to die on the alienage's behalf (soris is still in the dungeons in other origins when you get there)#and not only is that fate averted by duncan's presence#but what feels like the fate laid out for you by adaia's death is shifted too#this makes the ultimate sacrifice ending so much more awful imo#because it almost feels like a final destination-esque reckoning#you thought you escaped? no. this city will eat your bones and spit out a golden savior#who tabris actually *is* was always irrelevant and i am!!!#eating this#excuse me i am just writing baby arianwen and adaia right now and i am Feeling Things#i just!!! her boots!! is anyone listening? is this thing on?? her *boots*!#*buries face in crossed arms and sobs*#dixeram#dao#tabris origin#warden tabris#arianwen tabris#adaia tabris#oh shit oh god i just realized also#you free adaia from the dungeon in leliana's song right#and then in turn escape from the same dungeon#and when imprisoned at drakon's rise you break free from that too?#now it's tastier if you free yourself from the dungeon but#the possibility of leliana freeing you from there as well?? not the same dungeon but the same danger??? ouch. ouch!
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