#what a roller coaster of emotion

[curse-of-dming-strahd]

this is a post to say

holy smokes I was just floored that I had 50 followers and now I have 100 followers what happened, thank you

sorry there haven't been posts in like a week?? I moved my posts from being queued to being scheduled but I guess either I did it wrong or tumblr just decided not to bother, idk what's up but I'm troubleshooting now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[skania]

That feeling when you find a new crack pairing you vibe with, unbound by the limitations of canon

When you check Pixiv/Twitter and find a bunch of gorgeous art by the ten Japanese artists who ship it too

When you check FF.net/AO3 and find it only has like 5 fics and 3 of those are song-fics from the 00's

[eviltiddyproductions]

Vincenzo : Episode 17

please be fucking real with me rn. y'all are professional lawyers aware of the rules and go around murdering people on a whim, you just killed a mafia personnel's mother. a person who has been killing people too??? 😭 and you just killed his mother he hadn't met for 30 years ??? what was going to happen to you exactly ??? did y'all think this was a chess move 💀

get out of my face

please kill her, she's too vital for him

how does she have the audacity to squirm be serious omg. you were just celebrating killing his mom? 😭💀

no no no please you gotta take one of them out tonight I'm so tired of these excuses

well they do deserve a painful death but the (little brother deserves a little slack but birds of a flock 😟)

goodbye little brother 😔

lmaooo goodbye to his ear as well

my man looks so good walking out but I'm so so so tired of letting the bad guys live for longer. should've shot everyone in the leg at least idk 😭 (the villain from alchemy of souls making it to season 2 without a scratch still keeps me up at night 💀)

both of you deserve a big hug. my babies 😭

say goodbye to your mom

oh I'm about to break

I know you're the good guys and you have rules but y'all play a chess move and these evil bitches KILL someone instead like how is this fair 😭

he won't be grieving alone <3

probably the first time my martial artist is beanie less

i love that they're so honest and real about their feelings 😭

hug him

a mother's love is just built different 😭

oh he still has his ear

the audacity. LOSERRRR

slapped his brother too!? junior get him for once in your life

i hate these losers so much

back on this dumbass chess game that i am really tired of 🤩 mom come pick me up i am tired of this 😩

family's here <333

i mean my girl's sort of a part of this giving a voice thing too but yes, Vincenzo has led the slayage

LMAOOOO my pseudo italian gang is here !!!! They all look SOO good. park saeroyi is giving park seo joon fr here 😭

the crystal ball men still working for them 💀

what happened to that prosecutor anyway

one thing about Babel, they cannot hire good security for their life lol

like how did my building people even make it there 💀 want to rule the country, can't hire good security to save their life. I don't think they've had a single momen where there security has worked

you just got told your death will be excruciatingly slow and all 4 of you are in the room, do you actually believe the bomb threat?

they're going to kill these two after the party aren't they 💀 it's been so long that I've forgotten when and where they caught them

anyone can make anything explode if pre planned but if it scares are 4 evil horsemen I'm down

damn he's dead dead isn't he

even i wasn't ready for it

lmaooo even the Wusang guy is tearing the contracts. him and junior CEO really are dying because they're a part of the group 💀 they've had like negligible contribution in the evil arena i do feel for them. imagine dying because you have 2 psychopath losers with you

at least the evil CEO has the guts to face a gun to his head, our lawyer lady has murdered people left right centre and still is the first one on the ground everytime a threat arrives BE SERIOUS 😭

are they playing ice hockey for real or is this a dream? I'll enjoy my junior brother crumbs however i can

he really said is that chayoung to distract him LMAOOOO. Vincenzo if you have a crush just say so

I want to ice skate so bad

IT'S REALLLLL

I finally won for once in my life

not this romantic ass music playing as my little brother falls into Vincenzo's arms i thought he was finally getting a brother figure, i guess he's getting a boyfriend

that was so mean and funny lmaooo

got my man giggling and ice skating here. I'm kinda happy it can be a good place for him 😭😩 i will never recover from the beating he took here

she's so insane actually, practically murdered this guy already. watch her duck and hide again when someone threatens her

SLAYYYY they look so good

I just realised I was on the verge of tears in the beginning of this episode. Feels good to see them doing their thing :')

him and his obsession of wearing hoodies under suit jackets...

little brother i beg you rn to not let this man get into your head istg

Elizabeth Holmes like the fraudster ?! 💀

by the end of this show every villain will be made aware of Vincenzo having access to the gold and the files lmao

the director is in it y'all 😭

he's team us???!! (the writers were throwing anything and everything on the board lmao but for once I'm happy that someone's on our side) found the director shifting to the dark side confusing but believable. the prosecutor switching up was so 💀???

slay director slayyy

welcome back Mr. Cho (why did my brain assume Gilbert was going to come out, why am I forgetting people 😭)

omg random bad guy GAGGED evil CEO lmaoooo 'you've got a big mouth for someone who murdered his father' evil CEO :

even if this happiness is temporary, I love it. gagged those two losers !!! what is more funnier is last episode the lawyer lady and ceo were flexing their muscles and look how the tables turn 😍

hella worried for the little brother though he either keeps slipping from my good graces or i worry that his brother is about to kill him

they are so fucking unserious

Vincenzo about to be shot by the brother but for once I am putting faith in him (do not embarrass me please, I do that enough to myself)

bae why did you get a gun if you were going to be scared of the other person pulling one out. he’s from the mafia 💀

one thing Sherlock taught me was that if you aren’t shot in the head you can make it out alive and this has ruined my TV watching experience because I keep waiting for people to come out alive

[hipsternumbertwo]

It's Game Time | Smosh Mouth 59

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Favorite Buddie Moments Per Episode: 4x14 Survivors

[currentlyonstandbi]

[ike-mcswains-mortician]

oakworthy nation how we feeling

[pissterdaniel]

sure watching old dnp videos is fun, but there's nothing like the palette cleanser of watching a more recent video afterwards to remind yourself that everything did work out okay

[watmalik]

My raw reaction to 6x06: I'M IN YOUR WALLS TIMOTHY BRADFORD. HOW DARE YOU. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU

My actual and real/serious, slept on it, reaction: Tim broke up with Lucy bc he thinks he doesn't deserve her after all he's put her through (making Chen lie for him and putting her life in jeopardy). He's having a hard time mentally and with his morals…it will be fine. They can fix this.

[tiredistic]

"BRAT"

Pairing: Regina George x Janis imi'ike

Words: 1622

Content warning: Smut, Absolutely no fluff. Angst, a hint of barking..? manipulation. kinda?? Black mail, Cheating, general mess. Hate sex.. Power dynamic,

Summary: Regina is sleeping with other girls, and Janis deals with her. They end up fucking because they're still madly in love.

A/n: Just this little fic bc writers block is hitting kinda hard.. Idk where this was going I just wanted them to fight then fuck ykwim?

Regina came back to the apartment, slugging in through the door, her mascara smudged and her hair damp from the rain. It was late, yet Janis sat there on the couch, her back to Regina. She knew she was fucked.

"Where did you go?" Janis asked, not bothering to look at the blonde. Janis knew the answer, she just had to ask. Something in her wanted to forget all about it, but how could she? 

"You know where." 

She turned to Regina, capturing her face, sympathy daring to invade her brain. Regina was so fucking hot, gosh Janis hated being mad at her. She had to I mean how can you not? You know your girlfriend is sleeping with other girls, how else would you react!?

"What the fuck were you thinking? You keep throwing our relationship out the window!"

"We never had a relationship! We weren't even a big thing! Gosh I don't know why you get so fucking dramatic." Regina snapped.

"So what are you doing here!? We live together for god's sake. Were we nothing when we fucked on at least every surface in here?"

"Okay we had sex move on! If I want to go to sleep with other people I don't know why it's your problem!" 

"Everything you do is my problem! When you come home drunk and high all the time, who takes care of you!? What about when your back starts acting up??" 

"Oh yes my saviour! Thank you for doing everything for me, shut the fuck up." 

"Why does everything have to be a struggle with you!? Why can't you understand that you're hurting me?" Janis pleaded, "I thought you loved me"

"I never said that I loved you."

"You did! What happened to us!?"

"Oh my gosh, Cady- shit i mean jess-"

"Oh my shit they were so right about you!" Janis complained, "You just screw every girl you see! Fuck you for making me feel like I was something to you"

"You are something to me."

"Act like it."

Regina then grabbed Janis's face, pulling her in for a heated make out session. Janis leaned into the kiss, her hands on Regina's wet shoulders. Regina was making out so intensely, Janis felt the hatred on Regina's tongue. Janis, being the bad bitch she is, doubled the passion, their tongues fighting for dominance.

Their bodies intertwined, then they found themselves in the bedroom. Regina started to strip, peeling the wet clothes off of her cold body. She started down at Janis, teasingly playing with herself, saying things like:

"Lets just fuck and forget all about this." 

and,

"They say make-up sex is the best."

Janis wanted to enjoy it. Janis wanted to feel something again. But right now, she felt like this was just a coy, something to win her back just for Regina's emotional abuse. Gosh was it working. Just looking at Regina doing her usual complaining made her shiver, it was no help that the blonde was dripping wet and naked. She felt herself already getting wet.

"I dunno. I thought the name Jess fell out of your mouth a minute ago... I don't think I can forgive you." Janis played. If this was a game just for Regina to have her fuck buddy back, then she was going to make the best of it.

"I swear baby, Jess was just a toy, your my real deal." She traced circles on the sheet, leaning into Janis, trying to seduce her.  

"Fine. If I'm the real deal.. You'll do as I say." Janis whispered into the blonde's ear, she grabbed her jaw harshly leaving slight red marks on her face, "Get on all fours and bark for me if you're loyal."

Regina paused, she couldn't believe this request. All stages of grief flashed across her face, before she kneeled down on the floor before Janis. She gave Janis the, "are you fucking serious.." look before letting out a pathetic bark,

"arf..?" She sighed, her eyebrows creasing. This was so weird. 

"Is that all you got? Is that how you treat me after fucking cheating on me with multiple girls? Is this your way back into our relationship? a pathetic bark?" Janis scoffed.

The power dynamic was so different then what she was used to, it really shocked her. It also made her so turned on she could feel her cunt dripping down her leg weather she liked it or not.

Janis grabbed Regina by the hair, pushing her head up perfectly to make eye contact. 

"I said bark, bitch."

"Ruff!!"

Janis mused, letting go of Regina's jaw, kissing her gently, almost like a reward.

"By the end of the night, I might just forgive you."

"Why don't you just forgive me now.. it wasn't that deep." 

"I dunno if I'm over you hooking up my close friends, or the whole female population."

"I'm not going to be able to touch you tonight am I?"

"Considering you were just at some hoe's house before coming here.. no."

Regina sighed, getting up from the floor and crawling on the bed, laying on her stomach away from Janis, thinking they were done for the night.

"They never could fuck me like you." the blonde said softly, "Please baby.. let's forget all about that, yeah?"

Janis slapped Regina's ass, leaving a sharp red mark. Regina yipped, turning back to Janis sharply, attempting to roll over.

"what the fuck was that for!?" She hissed, tears forming in the corner of her eyes, and her face flushed from arousal and pain.

"You think I'm done with you? You have hickeys all over your backside!"

"Those bitches.. I told them not to mark me.." She said quietly under her breath, but Janis heard. 

Janis was furious, but she was also glad. She had more things to hold Regina accountable for.

"You let everyone hit your pussy? I never knew Regina George was such a whore." Janis teased, sliding her fingers along the girl's cunt.

"I like to think- I'm very selective." She gasped, her head digging into the pillows as her hips we held down.

"I don't think Hayliee B. is being selective." She slipped a finger in, wiggling it ever so slightly.

"Janis- it wasn't that serious-" She squirmed.

"Maybe Paige G. has something to say about that, hm? Was that serious?" Janis said, slipping her second finger in. 

Regina gripped the cover harshly, letting out a lengthy moan. She tried to grind herself on Janis's fingers but with no avail.

"Jan- Janis that was so long ago.. She doesn't matter, only you do." 

"Awee, is that the sorry excuse you pull out of your ass every time a girl finds out your bullshit? Is that why you came home looking like an absolute mess?" Janis seethed, pumping the fingers into the blonde. 

"maybe its what you told that bitch before coming here!" Then she added a third finger. 

Janis noticed the slight blood on her fingers as she fucked her dumb. Regina was drooling, her eyes rolling back as she whined and cried into the pillows.

"Tell me i'm the best you ever had." 

Regina nodded,

"Say it!" Janis yelled, slapping Regina's ass again.

"Your the best- your the fucking best..I swear" the words spilled out from her mouth in a desperate plea.

Janis sped up, she loved hearing the girl's raspy voice as she helplessly trembled on her fingers.

"'m gonna come! gonna come!" Regina moaned, her eyes shutting and her body starting to tremble.

Then Janis pulled all three of her fingers out of the whining girl.

"What the fuck!?" Regina caught her breath, she turned around to find Janis smirking like a mad man.

"Please Janis, it wasn't even that bad, I don't deserve to be punished like this!" 

"Just how much times did you come for other girls?" Janis teased.

"Not much- they could neve get me off like you" Regina cried.

"Is that so? Get off on my leg then."

"Baby-" 

"Do it, slut"

Regina climbed on her leg, grumbling and complaining to herself on this 'bull' Janis was putting her though. She looked at Janis, who was leaning back, looking at her intently. 

The blonde started slowly grinding on her leg. 

"This better than earlier? This better than the bitch you fucked?" she tilted her head.

"So much better."

"Address me as mistress alright? or I will punish you."

"okay... mistress"

"Bark."

Regina listened, right away this time. She barked loudly and with no hesitation. Her eyes not meeting Janis's once.

The cycle went on for a while. Feverish humping to Janis's leg, while Regina was subjected to whatever the brunette wanted.

"Close?"

"So close-" Regina's breath spiked as her body started to tremble. "Please mistress-"

"You wanna come?"

"Yeah." 

"What are you to me?" 

"I'm just your bitch, fuck.. yours only.." She moaned, her head rolling back. She grabbed Janis's shoulders as an attempt to hold herself up.

"What am I to you?"

"You're my mistress. Janis, you're the only person for me." She puffed out, her hips getting tired from the rutting.

"Is that right? So you're done with all the other side chicks?" Janis questioned, she was having so much fun. 

"YES! Come on Janis- please just let me come! Please, please.. fuck" Regina cried desperate for release. Her hair stuck to her face as her mouth gaped open.

"Come."

Regina let out a long scream as she coated Janis's leg. Her head slumped onto the brunette's shoulder. Her body twitched momentarily as she just had a 28 yard stare in her eyes.

Janis caught the shaking girl, letting her ride out her high.

"Was that good?"

"So good mistress." she whispered, falling asleep on her girlfriend.

[rikan-oo]

>“Let’s go home, Yoohyun-ah. Hyung will bring you there somehow.”

“Wait just a little longer, just a little longer…….”

*ugly sobbing*

[starryeyedjanai]

DOCTOR ODYSSEY WHAT THE HELL AND FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[jupanda]

Welp sketched a bit on my phone..

[yiiiikesmish]

welcome back slow horses fandom. it's the season finale 😭😭😭 i don't even know what i'm going to do with my life after these 52 minutes (it's so short!!?? why will smith why??)

anyways for the last time this season spoilers below for s4 ep6. have fun reading my thoughts. hopefully there will be a lot of thirsting about river bc i love him.

SHOOT TO KILL ON RIVER??? EXCUSE ME??? tell him diana river is a baby he wouldn't kill anyone without good reason (or by accident but whatever)

thank god patrice didn't think to check for phone. and that river hasn't lost said phone.

damn that's a fancy ass restaurant. i'm scared.

HELLO DAD HELP I SCREAMED I WAS NOT PREPARED. I KNEW IT BUT AGALLAJDHLAGHSLEINZJWK

once again if you skip the title credits i don't trust you. it's a masterpiece.

on the credits bit i hope next season they put written by emmy winner will smith. they need to highlight that. my man won an emmy for his brilliant writing. they should be shouting it from the rooftops

this bitch didn't send my baby birthday cards after his 9th birthday but she had the audacity to tell louisa to remind my son i exist. bitch.

i want you locked up i'm so proud.

he might believe he's unappreciated but let's all remember lamb would absolutely secretly freak out if river disappeared for reals

i feel like i'm at a ted talk. that's my sassy baby right there i love him so much. he's so pretty i can't

ok i have agree with frank. maybe it's my hate grandpa david but he def keeps river around like a pet

this conversation is grand. look at river standing up for himself and being sassy and smart. i'm so proud.

i love toddy and his mistletoe chair.

istg marcus if you're about to go gambling i will murder you. walk into that bookie and see what happens i dare you.

go louisa. girlboss

that baldspot on the back of lambs head actually stresses me tf out. babe your hair is so greasy and ik greasy is you thing but you'll be bald at this rate

moira WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU STUPID STUPID WOMAN.

two train tickets to europe? start over? build a relationship? what are we in a romcom? hello???

fuck you, and stay away from my grandfather. i'm so proud of you my lovely baby boy

gotta give it to frank that murder plan is hot. slicing the femoral artery is hot. fave way for hypothetical murder.

babe you're not subtle WHY WOULD YOU WARN HIM THE DOGS ARE THERE

no SHUT UP MOIRA YOURE NOT HELPFUL

oh thank god roddy didn't get shot

well outside the restaurant is a disaster

oh did he get shot. and he's gonna be a baby about it lmao

please i can't stop laughing he's so dumb STOP STRUGGLING YOU STUPID FUCK YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GET THAT GRENADE OUT IF YOURE ACTING LIKE THIS. thank god for louisa

oh my fucking god moira stop fucking moving you're not helping

i love louisa and river's friendship. it's actually so important to me.

GO COE SLAY EMO BOY

is it bad i kind of hope patrice like... wins? he needs a win i hope he gets something

ow??? that was uncalled for frankly elevator stairs HURTS those poor civilians

RUN BABYGIRL RUN DEFEAT YOUR FATHER

NOOOOOO THEY KILLED PATRICE that's so sad omg HE DESERVED A HAPPY ENDING

oh wait he didn't die. yay!!!

genuinely why are two slow horses faster runners than a team of dogs. don't dogs like.. run for a living??? oh it was artistic decision got it

SLAY SHIRLEY SHOOT THE MEAN MAN

omg SHUT UP MOIRA

YES LAMB YES SHIRLEY SLAY what a bunch of icons (not u moira i don't like you)

OH SHIT HE KILLED MARCUS. oh no poor shirley

smart boy river i'm so proud. i dont know how to say this without it being incredibly weird but like i feel like a proud mother hen but also would fuck him so fucking fast

immediate ick don't call my baby son

don't fucking son me gagged i'm so attracted to you river cartwright

wait patrice is alive??? (i'm sad bc marcus is dead but like yay!! patrice is alive!! he's a baby!! look at him he wants to die that's a sign of sadness inside!!)

marcus and shirley were platonic soulmates you can't change my mind.

GO COE GO (actually love him for that. shirley would've spiraled if she shot him even if it was for marcus. coe knows what's up) (but also sad bc patrice lowkey slayed and kinda sad he's dead)

my son river GET MY MANS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LITERALLY SHUT UP YOU FUCK

kinda obsessed with franks accent ngl it's fun

wait what failsafe. i'm now very scared

OH FUCK THATS THE FAILSAFE?? HEAD OF SERVICE??? damn that's some failsafe.

lamb cares a shit tonne about his horses you can fucking fight me over that.

ok moira i don't like you but you slayed that convo starter with whelan. whelan i'm so disappointed in you i really thought i'd like you and boom your actually a dick with zero thoughts (i really thought you were secretly smart dammit)

oooh i like that jacket rivers wearing.

damn they finally forced david into assisted living. that sucks :/ but like also maybe river will be able to stop being so worried all the time. oh my poor baby river this is so hard on him too.

river loves his grandad so much i feel so bad for him.

i love river and lambs relationship. they hate each other but also respect each other and would definitely protect one another even if they complain the entire time and i love that for them.

NO THE SEASON IS OVER. WHAT HAPPENS TO FRANK THOUGH. WILL THEY LET THE LETTERS BE PUBLISHED OR COMPLY WITH FRANK. I NEED ANSWER oh next season preview slay

preview thoughts:

RODDY HAS A MANBUN?

WAS THAT RIVER AND LOUISA KISSING NOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIENDSHIP BESTIES at least louisa looks mildly terrified (istg river get your feelings straight)

omg river and coe are gonna be besties??? (how did this man get beaten up in the face and pink liquid all over himself while coe looks flawless and clean in that emo majestic type way of his??)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIFE IS AWFUL SLOW HORSES IS OVER AND WHO KNOWS WHEN SEASON 5 COMES OUT

[brain-rot-central]

Here's the state of my fic right now:

AA and Tav having sex after she told him "it's just sex."

AA's like alright, whatever you say.

Fucks her entirely disconnected.

Tav goes "Hello?? Where are you?"

AA:

[bijili-ki-rani]

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