#what a kid

[grimnocs]

What made me laugh the most from the recent spyxfamily chapter is that there's no way right after Damian says this in the most genuine and heart-felt way possible:

He immediately panics and goes JUST KIDDING YOURE SO POOR LOL

Spare him. He's so boy. Gotta love him he's great.

[justnotkrikkit]

yuma really started out the season like "oh im just easing myself back into competition post injury 😌" and ended it like "jokes it's three quads time"

[c4tth3w]

<3

[its-sir-actually]

Round of applause for Ollie Bearman 11th in his first F1 quali after an hour in the car 👏🏽👏🏽

[9kylian]

[wejustvibing]

Q: did you actually think you'd get there?

LH: yes. it's not that i was confident, i was just so dead set on it. "i'm going to get there" i was that determined but i was nervous every day. i was working on always trying to make sure i kept my deal with mclaren. i wanted to always stay in the good books of ron, so i had to make sure i won every race. so i made sure i just won everything i could, i won every championship really that i did. i was just really focused on delivering. because i was like anytime, any second place or anything below, in my mind, was failure, at the time, and i might lose my job, my opportunity.

honestly, it was a bar that i mostly set for myself. because, whilst yes i did have to perform, probably not to the level that i did, in order to have an opportunity to at least get to cars for example. but i set the bar so high because i always wanted to make sure that i was the best, undeniably. and that's what i worked towards.

[seashoreships]

guys. dont escape 4 deserves a bigger fan base.... just went thru the tag and only found a handful of fanart. do better

[senandikadini]

Watching this 'a real pain qna' and Jesse sways all the time. I feel the urge to hug him 😔

[takethebodymarc]

manipulation richas by drowning themselves now and he's just standing there

[your-eyes-can-be-so-cruell]

Kobbie blowing kisses as part of his celebration I love that so much more than some of the boring tribute celebrations. It shows he’s just in the moment.

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the thing about Professor Utonium is he didn't accidentally create 3 daughters, he purposely created 3 daughters who accidentally have superpowers. the sugar, spice, and everything nice was intentional, only Chemical X was an accident

this guy became a girl dad on purpose and I am so proud of him for achieving his dream!

[magnetothemagnificent]

Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[parhe1ion]

if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations