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Jesse Eisenberg reading thirst tweets and it's all just from me

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emilyisobsessed:

Interviewer: “I was all set to talk to you about how you’d never met Mark Zuckerberg but you met him last night on SNL!”

Jesse: “You can ask me about my cats. I have a lot of cats. I’m a foster father for cats.”

Interviewer: “So had you really not met Mark Zuckerberg before last night?”

Jesse: “Oh, you still want to talk about that? Okay.”

SHOULD'VE JUST ASKED ABOUT HIS CAATS 😤

HE TALKED ABOUT HIS CATS AGAIN

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myfoolisheart:

i’d like to leave you with a positive message but i don’t have a positive message, will you accept two negative ones? (x)

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beside-you:

I fucking love Jesse.

Paparazzi: Are you a big Kristen Stewart fan? You like the Twilight series? Jesse: Oh yeah, she’s great. Paparazzi: You gonna go check out New Moon? Jesse: I have it in my backpack, they gave me an early copy. Paparazzi: Are you serious? Jesse: Yeah, I’m gonna watch it on the plane. Paparazzi: Are you kidding me? So many kids would kill for that movie right now. Jesse: I know! That’s why I carry it and don’t check it, ‘cause you never know what’ll happen. Paparazzi: That’s awesome. One of the perks of being a movie star, huh? Jesse: Yeah. Probably the only one.

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[from vids here and here]

#jesse’s performance anxiety on and off the stage just makes you want to hug him

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Film Twitter appreciating a real pain and Jesse brought me to tears. He deserves all the praise 😭

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Just saw this pic from Jesse's sister wedding and I be like.. Oh Anna is so pretty... And his son is even cuter (no really, they are just one little very beautiful family)... And then....

IS THAT MICHAEL B JORDAN???

Or it's just someone that look so much like him??

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The Situation trying to pick up Jesse Eisenberg in Italian

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And here we are guys, we cracked the code, it's not the academy that didn't acknowledge him.. It's him, he rejects them first 😔

jesse: i called everybody who votes for the academy awards and i told them, “i never want to be considered again.” and they said, “great.”

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“I’ve liked him since The Squid and the Whale, one of those perfect films, and I’ll see anything he’s in. That doesn’t really happen very often.”

— Richard Ayoade on Jesse Eisenberg (x)

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AUDIENCE MEMBER: Hi!

JESSE EISENBERG: Hey.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Tomorrow's my birthday and this is just like, the greatest birthday present ever, so.

JESSE EISENBERG: Oh, great. We should hold this tomorrow instead. Could we all come back?

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Watching this 'a real pain qna' and Jesse sways all the time. I feel the urge to hug him 😔

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It's endearing to me that Jesse's fondest memory of the first time he met Emma Stone and Kieran Culkin was when they insulted or attacked him in audition.

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i went to watch jesse eisenberg’s new play in signature theater “the spoils” last night. it’s a comedy play but i really cried when i was watching it, i got so much feelings and empathy of this play, about Ben. there were so many funny, embarrassing also heartbreaking scenes, all cast acted perfectly, jesse cried a lot and i felt bad too, not that kind of bad, but dislike jesse’s role but i could understood him well because i got similar situations in my life, that bad bad… teddy, the wallstreet guy was so cute and charming, his brought a lot of laughters when he just “hehe he”. kalyan was such a sweet guy, who care ben a lot, but the ending was so sad, ben fucked up everything, something could not be fixed anymore. 〒_〒 i met jesse after the play, it had been really late, and the theater staffs started to cleaned up and the theater went to be closed. i came to jesse and gave my hand, he held it, i lost my thoughts at that second, when i said sorry to took your time, it was too late. he replied me “you are the one who drew me a picture, you looked so different, have you changed your hair style? ” there were too many thing,in that sentence… firstly, omg he remembered me?? that was two years ago!!he still remembered what i looked like! haha although i didn’t change my appearance . that was so good to be remembered! i sent my work for his new book, he looked really happy to see that, and put it into his laptop bags very carefully. he asked me a lot of thing, like did you drew as a career? i said i was not, then he asked why. i felt guilty to say i never concern it could be my job because i drawing for fun, i had no ambition about that…. so i just said i wasn’t professional enough. he said something like i could take a job of drawing in ny, i was too shame to take that because i did know i was not that of good… we talked a lot when we went downstairs together, i asked him to signature my playbill, i was too nervous and dropped the playbill on the ground… he picked up that and saw my name on the ticket, he said my chinese name in a really different way haha. then he asked why i named myself maosquare which was hard to explain… so i wanted to say it was complicated, but the word just stucked in my throat… i just"it’s com… com…..“…."complicated?” jesse got my word….i was so embarrassed and said i felt sorry for my terrible english speaking. he smiled and said couldn’t speak chinese too to made me feel better. he wrote sth then he stopped and told me he made mistakes he need to get a new one to sign. then he went into he theater upstairs quickly, i followed him, he took several playbills appeared to me and wrote again. he had could corrected the words right there, but he didn’t, he made me a new one, what a sweet man he is! i wanted to take a photo with him but the theater was going to close, we stood on the street, and i felt nothing pity. then a security of the theater came, i asked jesse may i asked him to took the picture for us, then he went to ask the security. we hugged after the photo, i felt how warm this man was, he did his best for his fans, best more than they can imagine. last night was such a wonderful night , thanks for giving me these perfect memory!(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

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This is too cute 😭

I still can’t believe that I sent this picture to Jesse (OMGIDiDIT!) and he said he liked it! Every word he said at that night(2/17/13) is the sweetest thing in the world to me!