#what a fuckin weirdo

[shaydh]

❗💋 And 🍷For Kaspar!

❗️- What was the scariest moment of your character’s life? Does it still affect them?

The first time he saw a dead body :) it left an impression on him (but perhaps not the one you think). Find out more in 2025 lmao 😭

💋 - Is your oc a good kisser? Have they kissed anyone before? Do they even enjoy kissing? What was their first kiss like in comparison to their most recent?

He is a good kisser and it’s because he studied and practiced the art of kissing in a way that is both loserish and creepy. His first kiss was with..no, I shan’t say. Nowadays he keeps his lips pure for his master (definitely not something Niko requires) and only kisses his Niko dakimakura.

🍷 - Does your oc drink? What kind of alcohol do they enjoy? What are their drinking habits? What kind of drunk are they?

He’s a social drinker, but doesn’t enjoy alcohol that much on his own, it slows him down. He prefers drinks where you can’t taste the alcohol. He’s a sleepy drunk.

[sunattacksthemoon]

I hate my dad. That’s all.

[sluckythewizard]

PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.

[paxcallow]

sketch dumps. composed mostly of razzes. with bonus lilis. aged up character designs i hope you're like :)

[ancanosaur]

I STILL THINK ABOUT THIS DUMB FUCK INTERACTION TO THIS DAY LMAO WHAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT????? WHY WERE THERE TERFS IN THE DRAGON AGE FANDOM??? WHY DID YOU REPLY TO THE TAGS I PUT "LOL IM A TWINK" OUT OF CONTEXT??? WHY DID YOU INTERACT WITH THIS POST THE WAY YOU DID ITS SO AWKWARD AND NEVER ADDED ANYTHING AND THEN YOU DID A TRANSPHOBIA FOR NO REASON????

VOICE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BODY SHAPE.

YOU WALKED IN STUPID.

Fenris is my fave twink.

[tossball-stick]

everyones freaking out over the brothers thing, but they state that they arent actually related, and the term brother for men youre unrelated to has a long homoerotic history. especially during the victorian period, of which piltover is inspired by. you guys dont need canon reasons to ship things, you can ignore canon thats fine to do. regardless, here is another reason you all can ship the yaoi brothers guilt free: they arent actually brothers, therefor you can ship them.

like seriously guys please for the love of god stop acting like you arent allowed to think differently than the show creators and game writers. there is so much LoL lore that im rewriting for myself because it doesnt matter. you can do whatever you want forever, and also riot doesnt care about the games lore whatsoever. even if there are people working on it with love, riot is just forcing another fucking rewrite of all of it. so who cares

this isnt even to mention the fact that the show itself loves to compare and contrast familial and romantic love; the show loves paralleling vi and jinx (familial) to vander and silco (romantic; also!! they call each other brothers!!!! the show itself uses brother as a homoerotic term of endearment!!! you can too), as well as making vi's two choices be between family and romance, with jinx jealous of caitlynn 'replacing' her. again, we are seeing the emphasis of how familial and romantic love are intertwined with each other. like, ultimately this should be its own post, but im trying to make my point here:

jayvik is purposefully vague about its status om whether its romantic or familial love. you can interpret it however you like, thats no sin. what IS the sin is that riot games (allegedly) has a history of doing this with their characters. there are many more instances of LoL characters that are clearly intended to have gay vibes with others of the same gender, but they cant just outright confirm that. fucking. udyr and lee sin come to mind as blatant examples of this, they have extremely gay vibes and lore and dialogue (they even love to be nebulously fused like jayvik), but have no actual word on their relationship. they could genuinely just be really good bros, or they could be gay! its up to you.

in conclusion, if youre letting this stop you from shipping fictional characters: stop it! get some help! have some creativity of your own and make things up that may seem out of character. thats the point of fandom- have fun with it. if youre scared about something not being canon, i have something i regret to tell you: none of your interpretations of either of these characters is anything close to canon!! nobodys is!! theyre our interpretations, so do whats most fun!!

[icarus-died-laughing]

im having one of those moods. you know the one. the one where creep by radiohead starts getting a little too real

[chatdae]

George and Jerry in the early Seinfeld seasons are so adorable?? George following Jerry to the laundromat just to sit and talk (s1ep1), them filling each other in on stuff during parties, Jerry calling George about something and saying he'll call him back to say how it goes???(s2ep5)

These two are literally besties!! The girls are on the PHONE. They've known each other since grade school they are literally bffsss 🫶🫶🫶💕

[abattoirstars]

endgame for a pretentious geordie

as of tomorrow, i will have an officially certified english literature degree. i am going to use this power for evil - close reading alex niven's 2011 tour de force 'ENDGAME FOR A COUNTER CULTURE' (fragments 1-3). i'm telling you now, this motherfucker is going to get rinsed. i've had two drinks and the pendulum has swung FIRMLY away from revisioniven. godspeed, girls.

[citrine-elephant]

resident evil 6 au, but carla/totally the real ada gets REALLY fuckin obsessed and possessive of leon. much like simmons with her.

leon is clueless, confused, concerned, but yknow, thinks it's on account of that video and not weird cloning shenanigans. tries to talk to her, get her out of it. she's not herself...

simmons hates leon even more and dreams of strangling him because totally real ada was custom made to be HIS gf, not leon's

[snekdood]

some conservative hindu was calling me "demonic" and "whats wrong with hinduism" on reddit and i just found it funney ultimately

[coulsonlives]

I just had my first exposure to a tooturnttony video, and I feel like I need a shower now.

Ew ew ew.

[tonguetyd]

Tumblr. Darling. Please pray tell what things I have liked that make you think I want bird posts SPECIFICALLY RECOMMENDED TO ME…

When I have LITERALLY EVERY WORD AND TAG RELATED TO BIRDS BLACKLISTED.

Make it make sense.

Algorithms. I don’t get it.

[agdab]

i think my least favorite part about developing a relationship with someone is finding out what parts of myself i have to hide in order to be palatable for them

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

Making myself mildly insane thinking about the way that Ena's relationship with magic and not being a mage intersects with Solas' whole. everything. about the Veil and modern elves.

Like. Ena's pretty knowledgeable about magic. She was only taught in such depth because she was expected to be a mage herself. Both of her parents were. 3 of her grandparents were. She has a continuing scholarly interest in magic and the Inquisition's resources in that regard are a delight to her. She loves to learn. She wants to learn. She will never know what it feels like to actually use magic.

There's one banter between Dorian and Solas about magical techniques that ends with Dorian saying "Tried it once. Made my teeth taste funny" and like. That kind of shit. That is the kind of shit that Ena really wants to know. The little things, about how it feels, that wouldn't be included in any writings - she wants to know all of that, because she'll never experience it for herself. She loves hearing Solas' stories about the Fade and always wants to know more. Solas has a different connection to the Fade as a Dreamer than a regular mage would, but Ena's not even a regular mage. She doesn't even have that connection. Like walking through a world of Tranquil, Solas says in Trespasser. The Veil took everything from the elves, even themselves.

Like. I think that's gotta kill Solas inside. Like, he did this. He created the Veil and sundered the elves from the Fade, and he's seeing the results in Ena - and admittedly, Sera as well. But while Sera thinks magic is freaky and does not care about or want a connection to the past or an elven identity, Ena does. Ena's interested in magic but there are parts of it she will never truly grasp or experience because she is not a mage, and this is directly a result of Solas' actions. He did this to her.

Just another thing for his pile of regrets.

[deadbeatdadjokes]

Queenkaard this Kingkaard that what the fuck was going on between Rouxls and K round