#what 3 days of no wifi does to an mf
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listening to the crane wives. might fuck around and enter my villain era
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kirchefuchs · 1 year ago
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Ceres help me it is 3:58am and I have been tossing and turning in my bed for the past 30 minutes and I can't sleep
anyway
Now that I've watched a few episodes (read: 2 episodes) of Trigun (the og 1998 anime btw–), I can officially deduce that the Trigun mf (I have no idea what to call him help ☠️ do I just call him Vash–) is 100% silly
I CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY DUDE AND I LOVE HIM FOR THAT. REALEST ENERGY RIGHT THERE ☝️ I WOULD HUG HIM and probably get berated by the short-haired lady (I suck at names 😭) but wHATEVER I'D STILL HUG HIM ANYWAY and also give him a box of those donuts he got
but now
i have to ask—does Vash go Super Serious Mode™ in an episode that doesn't include a woman like Marianne (I think that was her name 😭❓ RAHHH I SUCK AT NAMES I'M SO SORRY)
if he d o e s tho,
and I ask you this politely–
describe why in the weirdest, most nonsensical way possible
like
"local florida man simply decided to wear a dino suit one day and was promptly screwed by the local government" type of nonsensical
and then type the episode
so that once I get to that episode, I'll finally understand the context and what you were trying to say :D
(context for this very unusual request: I tend to do this with @ann-aha (< on a temporary no-wifi vacation) whenever I get into a series that she is conveniently obsessed with (she also does this with me towards The Stanley Parable lmao–) andd I decided to do this with you cuuuz idk, ur a friend in my book)
— 🅰️non, on the very ungodly time between 3:58am and 4:14 am || 18/07/2023 [decided to change it lol– it's now DD/MM/YYYY]
I love my silly little guy so much. He truly means the world to me. And don't worry about the names, I suck at names too but you'll get used to them eventually.
(You have no idea how honored I am to have you consider me a friend ♡)
I couldn't pick just one, and maybe not all of them fit the "Vash going serious mode™" but most of them do so I'm putting of of then here. I just love Trigun so much. It's so good. I'm so excited to watch as you get further into it.
Anyways, here's those descriptions you asked for and the episodes they're from
Local blonde man shoots Goliath's fist five times to save moms that tried to kill him earlier that day. Episode 5
Hungover man and his supposed boyfriend (also hungover) win local quick draw tournament with the power of love and incredible amounts of guns. Episode 10
Supposed amnesiac strips naked and barks like a dog to protect found family from bandits. Episode 18
Wandering priest slaps victim of multiple bullet wounds, with the pretense that the victim is "just pretending" and "he's actually fine". Episode 18
Local priest has to be reminded of the commandment "thou shalt not kill" by infamous gunman toting a sixty billion double-dollar bounty on his head. Episode 18
Local priest and infamous gunman clear town of bandits in the most homosexual way possible. Episode 18
First person declared a human natural disaster has breakdown over donuts as he realizes his feelings for man doomed by the narrative. Episode 24
(I realize I did 4 for episode 18, but to be fair, it is one of my favorites)
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annikasevenshots · 2 years ago
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Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 1 Reaction
Who's missed these from me. The screaming you all love to hate. Muah.
Beverly is so 🆒. I actually have no notes. Obsessed with Gates' hair it is On Fleek
Laris being the voice of reason and not being written out to make space for Bev? Very interesting.
Old communicator chirp noise my beloved
"No Starfleet" Picard: i know a guy 🥰 hello riker from starfleet who will contact seven from starfleet for help 😋
No one likes the phat ships 😢 Enterprise D it's okay honey we love you for who you are dummy thicc and all 🥺
RAFFI TIME RAFFI TIME RAFFI TIME
THERE'S MY GIRL
excuse me what did that orion slip in that plate to her i've watched this thrice and can't figure it out
NO??????????????????
"my girlfriend left me" NOOOOOOOOOOO??????????????
CALL ME A WEEWOOWEEWOO I AM MENTALLY UNSTABLE
GUYS NO PLEASE CMON I AM BEGGING
I DONT CARE IF SHES UNDERCOVER YOU CANT DO THIS TO MY GAY ASS HEART
GUYS PUT IT BACK I DONT LIKE THIS SHOW ANYMORE I DONT WANNA BE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE SEVENS LEFT RAFFI
I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT.
Ngl seeing the dramatic Titan ship pan just reminds me of the gratuitous Cerritos ship pans in LWD which never fails to make me cackle
Titan theme is so beautiful. I think it's fast approaching my favourite just behind Voyager
The way it intersects with the TNG theme? Chefs mf KISS. Hit me with that shit I want it all
Seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Commander Annika Hansen" SHAW COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS 🔪🔪🔪
I AM AT MY LIMIT I ACTUALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE
Thanks! I hate it!
bby laforge 🥺 for to blorbo? me for blorbo? blorbo for me? for blorbo to????????
Picard telling Seven she'd make a great captain? My heart cannot handle this shit i'm out
Seriously guys i have to do next week with heart medication i was not made to handle this shit
"Should we tell Engineering we're going at lizard space warp 9.99"
At least the show is self aware that Picard is a bit of a fossil ngl, i respect that
Shaw eating blue meat 🤢 sir tf is THAT
Does shaw season his meat with blue raspberry kool aid. Quickly
I wish shaw a very ✨die✨ ❤️
Hate how Shaw treats Seven but tbh i respect a captain that can stand up to picard and riker. Like he's not wrong they can't just abuse their power that's long gone anyway
Also sorry Picard but you have got to stop bringing your own wine as gifts not everybody wants that shit
seven being 👁️👄👁️ during the meal is a mood because same
Love how Riker and picard just barrel ahead without waiting for or checking on Seven. Especially after how awful Shaw was to her. Way to use your friends guys well done gentlemen
"Good morning, sweet girl" raffi you are killing me
How does she look so good
Raffi having her vape horgl with her on the La Sirena is somewhat bittersweet
Headcanon that there are snakeleaf vines in her room. You are not allowed to disagree ❤️
jesus christ worf mysterious handler why the fuck would you pull up that personnel file 😭
RAFFAELA MUSIKER SHARES MY BIRTHDAY??????????? YALL BE FR I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE
GOODBYE I AM ASCENDING
WHAT
WHAT LITERALLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SCREAMING CRYING
i. raffi. same birthday. no. oh my god. oh my god.
oh, raffi... :(
How tf is Seven around on the bridge more than the captain. They're making her the not-captain captain of the titan and for what
Seven saying what i've always wanted to say like why yes i too would like to airlock picard for his audacity
Riker: grants permission to speak freely
Seven: speaks freely
Riker: no not like that >:(
Shaw being a snork mimimimi king was not on my picard s3 bingo but you know what. Mood.
Brain is too scrambled to take in the rest but
Oh my god
Loved the music
Welcome back my space moms
Oh my god this season is killing me already
In conclusion i'm delirious because they dropped the episode at 12am after i tried to watch streams of it twice on the world's shittiest wifi whilst travelling across the country. Happy premiere day.
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andtheny · 2 years ago
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Isaiah C Thu, May 25, 9:25 AM (3 days ago) Wassgud I remember you from the hospital
Andy De Thu, May 25, 10:02 AM (3 days ago) Heeeeeey, what's up dude?
Isaiah C Thu, May 25, 11:33 AM (3 days ago) 🗣️you don't even really remember me then 😭
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 10:12 AM (2 days ago) Hmmm, well I remember getting yelled at by Emily for the crime of talking to you. Unless I have the wrong Isaiah?
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:14 AM (2 days ago) Lmfao nah you right 🤣💀
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 10:22 AM (2 days ago) I have an excellent memory, sir *adjusts glasses* How dare you accuse me of forgetfulness :P
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:24 AM (2 days ago) 🤷🏾‍♂️I just had to make sure 😂 wyd
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 10:29 AM (2 days ago) Right now I'm just posting my stuff on social media, what about you?
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:30 AM (2 days ago) Just woke up lol
Andy De Fri, May 26, 10:33 AM (2 days ago) Gotcha. I had to walk to the mall to use the free wifi, cause I don't have internet at my apartment right now.
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:35 AM (2 days ago) Oh shit lol where you stay by
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 10:49 AM (2 days ago) Soap Factory in the downtown area. I live in a studio apartment with my little brother.
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:58 AM (2 days ago) Damn I was finna say let's chill
Andy De Fri, May 26, 12:26 PM (2 days ago) You don't have your own place either?
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 12:56 PM (2 days ago) Lol nah not rn
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 12:59 PM (2 days ago) Aw, that's too bad :c What part of town are you in, though?
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 1:20 PM (2 days ago) Lol no shit right and kirby
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 1:37 PM (2 days ago) No idea where that is, but anyway, I'm going to be in San Antonio until September, so maybe we could hang out later while my brother is at work? Maybe next week
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 3:11 PM (2 days ago) Lol it's on the NE and fashitsho lmk
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 10:10 AM (1 day ago) Wassgud 😌 I woke up single so wyd tonight 😊
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 10:35 AM (1 day ago) Lmao, tonight I'm driving to Laredo with my little brother to fix his stupid car. When we were at HEB this morning the thing started honking at us when we opene
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 10:37 AM (1 day ago) Lmfao welp there goes that plan
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 10:38 AM (1 day ago) gomen nasai 😂😅😂
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 10:40 AM (1 day ago) Nigga what 💀
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 10:40 AM (1 day ago) It's Japanese for "sorry bro" LMAO
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 10:44 AM (1 day ago) 💀💀😂😂😂mane ion speak that bullshit
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:05 AM (23 hours ago) Hmm?
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:05 AM (23 hours ago) "Oh man, I don't speak that bullshit."
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:07 AM (23 hours ago) 💀💀💀🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ simple English mane 🤣🤣🤣
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:12 AM (23 hours ago) Does "mane" mean "man" or was that a bad guess? I've always been terrible with dialect and phonetics
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:14 AM (23 hours ago) Lmfao yeah I'm from Houston so you close enough...I'm really talmbout yo japanese 💀 SIMPLE ENGLISH DAWG 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:15 AM (23 hours ago) Ditto! The hell does "talmbout" mean?!
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:17 AM (23 hours ago) Talking about 🤦🏽‍♂️ mane ima just have to throw a Texas dictionary at you
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:17 AM (23 hours ago) Ugh. I hate Texas slang
Andy De Sat, May 27, 11:17 AM (23 hours ago) Why don't YOU use simple English, hmm?
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:18 AM (23 hours ago) Bro call me rq 🤣💀 210-XXX-XXXX watcc this
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:21 AM (23 hours ago) I do🤷🏾‍♂️ wym
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:29 AM (23 hours ago) Ma'am in all honesty you talking to a mf from Houston that gang bangs you think I believe in a normal sentence 😭💀
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:35 AM (23 hours ago) Dude I KNOW, but you have to keep in mind you're speaking to a fucking nerd from Laredo Texas. And I barely even know the Laredo Texas slang, because I ignored all my dumb classmates that were speaking it!
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:39 AM (23 hours ago) Stop stressing one thing I never told you I'm good with wires car and house so if you need help just ask 💀😭 I can hook up amps stereos run wire thru yo house
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:57 AM (22 hours ago) Nah, I don't need your help. I'm just politely telling you that you're stuck communicating with me the old fashioned way: through email or Facebook messenger.
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 12:00 PM (22 hours ago) Ohhhh lol well add my Facebook too T zayy .....it's a picture of Alex Bergman
Andy De Sat, May 27, 12:02 PM (22 hours ago) Too hard to find you, just follow this link: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100092519550177
Isaiah C AttachmentsSat, May 27, 12:02 PM (22 hours ago) On Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:59 AM Isaiah C <[email protected]> wrote: Ohhhh lol well add my Facebook too T zayy .....it's a picture of Alex Bergm
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 12:04 PM (22 hours ago) 😭💀 how is it to hard to find wait pause that's a good thing then 🤫🙄😁
Andy De Sat, May 27, 12:07 PM (22 hours ago) I typed it in, but I'm pretty sure you aren't "Isaiah T at Nebraska Wood Preservers · Central Community College · Lives in Kansas" 
Andy De  <[email protected]> Sat, May 27, 12:08 PM (22 hours ago) to Isaiah
On Facebook I changed my name to "De Leon" because "Leon" is a super common last name and "Llano" is super unique, and I didn't want any of my family members to be able to find me on Facebook because I hate my fucking Mexican Immigrant family.
And then they finally found each other on Facebook, and lived happily ever after. 
PSYCH
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saintlevrant · 4 years ago
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𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞-𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐩?
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𝑞'𝑠 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘 𝑐𝑙𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 — Use of first person. Crack! My wifi is down, and I can't do my school work. So, let's dilly dally! ♡
tw: mature language
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𝐎𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐀𝐫𝐚𝐧
♤ personal manager
♤ 10/10 employer
♤ gives random raises and bonuses like it's nothing
♤ also buys a gratuity gift for being his personal manager
♤ "I know it's not much, but it's a little something."
♤ and he just eagerly stands there while I open it
♤ if it's something stupid, on everything, Imma act like that shit is the coolest thing ever given to me just to make him happy
♤ "Gahlee, my guy! This shit cleaner than a bitch! Where'd you get it from?"
♤ his grin is so goofy afterwards
♤ such a sweet man, but ong he stinks after a game
♤ please, y'all know how those jocks in the hallway smell on a daily basis? it's that + make it ✨ sweaty ✨
♤ I'd have to wash his uniform and force him to shower 3 times to get that stench off
♤ hahaha he had me in the first half
𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞
♤ rice processor
♤ 17/10 employer!!!
♤ he'd probably want some help harvesting the rice, but me and outdoors don't get along
♤ mans does not ask questions after I tell him that
♤ the king of approving whack ass vacation days
♤ he'd let me stay home for a month because I asked and still pay me while I'm gone
♤ he also buys his workers breakfast and lunch without taking it out of our paychecks
♤ the best employer on the block
♤ worse part of the job is when he calls meetings
♤ only calls them when sales go down
♤ he has 5 people that work for him (the two harvesters, me, the dude that picks up the rice to deliver it, and homegirl that takes record of the amount of rice harvested)
♤ we sit at a round table and he, deadass, stares into everyone's soul
♤ "Sales... are down."
♤ scariest statement I'd ever hear ✋🏾
𝐌𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐮
♤ idk, man. his receptionist?
♤ 6/10 employer
♤ don't get me wrong, probably the coolest employer out of all of them
♤ would probably try to drag me everywhere with the team
♤ bitch, I'm supposed to be at home managing your business calls, not out here babysitting a whole volleyball team
♤ swear, this dude forgets to pay me every other month
♤ that means I get paid once every 2-3 months
♤ how am I supposed to LIVE???
♤ really gotta learn how to ration that shit, ig. wealthy girlies could never.
♤ the pay day might be sporadic but he pays a shit ton when he remembers to
♤ I don't get to take vacation days with him, not because he won't let me, but because, I'm scared to leave him to fend for himself
♤ worst part is that he makes me clean up his house
♤ "Got anything goin after the game?"
♤ "Swear. I gotta go do some chores."
♤ "Does that mean yer cleanin my house today?"
♤ no, Atsumu. I'm not ya fookin nanny
𝐌𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮
♤ dish washer
♤ 13/10 employer!
♤ tried to make me a waitress at first
♤ told him that I'm not a people person, but he kept asking so politely
♤ I mean, homie is super hard to say no to
♤ so, I did it anyway. I'd pay attention to the orders, but I wouldn't talk to them
♤ other than me LOOMING over the customers silently when they needed a refill, I'd be a pretty decent waitress
♤ yeah, he automatically knew that I was right about wanting to be a dish washer
♤ I become the dishwasher (yessssir!)
♤ I literally scrub the dishes so clean that they started squeaking
♤ all the workers are thinking that the utensils and plates are going to break
♤ girl, no. them thangs have to be sterilized. there's a mf pandemic out there
♤ probably the most laid back employer
♤ he's the second most organized after Kita
♤ he pays good money too, and he does not forget to pay on time
♤ vacation days are up to a week per pay period, but he's nice about it
♤ paid leave is only when I get sick + bonuses are only for holidays and birthdays
♤ FREE LUNCH!!!
♤ pick anything off the menu and that's lunch
♤ Imma be milking the shit out of that opportunity cause I want that free lunch to keep coming
♤ "Mr. Osamu, put it on god you made this."
♤ "Ha ha, yeah, I made it."
♤ "On my mama, this hoe bussin! Keep doing what you doing."
♤ the worst thing is having to touch other people's messes. ong that's gross.
𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐑𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨̄
♤ personal assistant
♤ 4.5/10 employer
♤ the absolute worst one to work for
♤ does not care about anything except what he wants done
♤ you think that he can't be that bad, but I'm telling the truth
♤ calls in the middle of the night for stupid ass errand runs with no reason at all
♤ he has shawties
♤ and he has a bunch of them, like he's trying to be gen z's flavor flav
♤ he orders me to go pick one of them up and take them back to his house OUTSIDE OF WORKING HOURS
♤ uh, I don't know if he forgot, but I ain't his fucking chauffeuse. I'm the assistant
♤ but I let it slide because his shawties are really nice and deserve to be driven instead of walking alone at night
♤ he just ruins it though cause he proceeds to tell me to go pick up some condoms and lube
♤ chile, I knew that they were gonna have a lil seggs, but I ain't wanna hear it from homie himself
♤ deadass, I just bought some of that shit about a couple of weeks ago
♤ I'd go anyway though, ya know? for the coin
♤ cause he pays decently, not as much as Atsumu, but then again, he pays weekly (that's where 2.5 of his rating comes from)
♤ don't expect any vacation days, raises, or bonuses. you're setting yourself up for failure if you do
♤ all I get is a day off each week and a 10 minute lunch break during working hours
♤ the shawty fiasco isn't even the worse part
♤ when he has his old team over his place or just any company, he shits on everything I'd do
♤ most of Inarizaki are foodies, so if he tells me to go pick up some din dins for them and HE doesn't like it, he's gonna throw it all away and tell me to go get something else
♤ "Try again. This time you better not fuck up."
♤ and he be saying that shit in front of everyone
♤ whatever, g. I should've gone to Shiratorizawa.
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ericlwoods · 6 years ago
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Not sure how to start this write up. There is some hesitancy on my part, but not for the usual reasons.
Not for fear of Leica adherent backlash. I am a casual member of the same. Very much enjoyed a brief Leica film dalliance I fully understand the Leica allure.
https://flic.kr/p/26omc7J
And I loved what the Leica M3 (KEH Blog Post here) could do.
https://flic.kr/p/YPNiHi
What happened? As much as I loved the M3 functionally it was a dead end fiscally.
Body: I would rather in body metering. But that means a film M6 (M5 also technically) which currently goes for more than a few brand new full-frame digital cameras.
Lens: Had and loved the Voigtlander 50mm f/1.5. But why not a proper Leica? They are quite expensive, especially when you go wider than f/2. Multiples of the cost of the M3 body alone used in fact.
Media: An M mount digital Leica was beyond my reach. The cost of moving to a digital M mount was a hard proposition for me personally.
Sidebar: Not saying digital M mounts are not worth the price. They are. Simply a matter of them costing more than I am willing or able to spend.
What did I do next? I already enjoyed Voigtlander lenses so I went for a less expensive Voigtlander Bessa R2 that has in body metering.
https://flic.kr/p/261676d
Perfect for my purposes for much less spend. So it looks like I dodged the Leica bullet. What happened? Put simply the Q happened.
As soon as it was released back in 2015 I knew the Q would haunt me. Some scoffed at such an expensive all in one camera. Not me. Without knowing anything more the mere fact that this was a camera with:
An AF Summilux lens included where a manual focus M version would cost more alone.
No rangefinder, but zoom and peeking aids like those I grew to appreciate on other mirrorless cameras.
Full frame. As much as I appreciate the Leica name I would not purchase a less than full frame lens Leica product.
I stopped reading further. Knew I was in trouble. A close encounter with a Q in the wild proved problematic as well. On a local photo walk accomplished photographer Edde Burgess took what is still to this day my favorite portrait of me.
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Edde took this with his Leica Q that I tried not to look directly at during the walk for too long. In short, I had a medium format film camera in hand and a bag full of digital gear, while Edde was rolling with one self-contained wonder. Still, I resisted.
Then after some years went by…
A Q showed up at my local camera shop recently.
Dang it.
Took it in hand and told myself not to look at the price on the bottom. I looked. Was initially stunned by, but not really surprised by, the price. Holding its value better than I had hoped.
Went home and looked at the prices of examples online and realized the Q really holds its value. This local example was very much priced to move. If I ever was going to get one this would likely have to be it. Dang it.
Went on to finally read and watch the reviews and deep dive into the specs I had all avoided all of these years. Hope was that these would back me down. Snap me out of it. Sheesh. A rare consensus. Praise after praise. And the specs listed features I did not expect of any all in one camera, especially a Leica.
OIS
Found this particularly surprising. My one real bogey, the RX1, does not have this feature. Digital stabilization does not count. Having long become spoiled with OIS it is now a must-have feature.
Macro
So avoided early reviews and specs that I had no idea that it had a macro function. The party piece is the shifting distance markings. Amazing bit of engineering and design that actually works.
Leaf shutter.
Silent shooting with physical shutter up to 1/2000s and flash sync up to 1/500s. Will not ever likely use flash, but the silent shooting is a definite plus.
E-shutter.
Up to 1/16,000s shutter. What? This means completely silent stills in daylight with the aperture wide open without an ND filter any time I want.
WiFi/NFC.
Well implemented remote control and file transfers by all accounts. I see you Leica.
10fps… 10fps!
3 years old and bests the rightly highly regarded newbie 8 fps A7iii (No ding intended. Love that camera. Just facts.).
AF.
Fast and accurate AF on a full frame Leica. That is a ‘take my money’ sentence.
Direct manual focus.
With assists. WIth hard stops. Focus tab with an ingenious AF/MF switch built in.
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Not drive by wire. With zoom and peeking. No. it is not a proper rangefinder, but it more than makes up for it with it’s well thought out and elegant implementation.
Face detect AF.
Another ‘take my money’ feature.
Touch screen with touch focus.
Greatly helps to mitigate the omission of a tilt screen for me.
AF Tracking.
Actually works.
Favorites menu.
Most recent firmware I installed added a favorites menu where you can choose what comes up first. Found the menus already to be intuitive and quick to navigate, but this is even better.
User profiles.
Quickly switch between my favorite self defined configurations (B&W/High Speed/Street/Normal) just like I have set on all of my other cameras.
Video.
Not pro grade. No mic jack. Not 4K. But AF tracking is good and more than serviceable for the few occasions I would want to capture video.
Decided a test drive was in order. Does it add up? Have been disappointed in the past when real life experience does not match the hype and/or spec sheet. Not the case here.
Lower price non Leica comparisons.
Having owned and tried many digital cameras (Sony RX1 line, Fuji X100 line, Ricoh GR line and the like) I can honestly say that this camera is greater than the sum of its parts. It is not about capability since any number of cameras can produce excellent images. But even if you took the word Summilux out of the equation this camera matched or bested every camera listed above ergonomically in my book. I spent near no time staring at the camera wondering how to change setting X or Y. Switch to MF? Move the focus wheel on the lens away from AF. Change the aperture manually? Move the dial on the lens off of A. Change the shutter speed manually? Move top plate mounted shutter dial off of A. Change the ISO? Press button on the back marked ISO and turn the wheel. Hey, what is this unmarked dial on the top do? What do you know it adjusts the exposure compensation. All this in the first few moments after having picked up the camera without ever picking up a manual or visiting Youtube. Your mileage may vary, but add the Summilux name back in on top of that (and my notes below) and it is a no brainer for me.
Higher price Leica comparisons.
Leica M acolytes look away until the next paragraph. Nothing to see here… Seems absurd to say, but at the Qs price point there is value to be had here. To achieve the equivalent Leica M specs of this lens and body combination one would need to spend many thousands more for a digital 24MP M 240 body (new or used) or Summilux lens (any focal length used or 28mm new). And I did say ‘or’ not ‘and’. Combine the two and you easily surpass what I paid for my dadmobile daily driver on up into five digits. Some would say that an M advantage is that you can change the lens. Moot point for me. Truth is that if I ever did buy a comparable M lens and body there would be no budget left ever for another lens. And no AF at that price. Tell me of a less expensive AF true Summilux full frame experience anywhere and I am all ears. Not arguing worth. Stating what I am personally willing to pay.
But both comparisons ultimately miss the point. To say the most cliched of cliched things you have to use it and evaluate the results for it to make sense. Hard to relay in words, but since we are here let me try. Imagine if you combine:
Summilux.
I.E. outstanding sharpness wide open, class leading sharpness stopped down a little, great focus fall off, great contrast, creamy bokeh, and wonderful colors. Best lens I own hands down is permafused to this camera.
Near DSLR speed swift and accurate AF acquisition.
Even in low light. How they did this with contrast detect AF only I have no idea. Some Panasonic partner magic perhaps?
10fps.
With useable AF-C tracking in a pinch. That bests all of my other quite capable interchangeable lens cameras.
Best of the best mirrorless manual focus implementation.
Utterly silent shooting.
Best of any digital I own 1/16,000s shutter speed available.
Not to be used for panning/fast moving objects or it will distort, but fantastic in relatively static brightly lit conditions. 1/2000s leaf shutter available if need be for motion.
24.2MP.
This the goldilocks MP count for me. Any less is not enough of a post crop detail safety net for my liking. Any more eats into archive RAW archival storage space quickly and noticeably impacts the speed of my post processing workflow.
Full frame.
Some of my favorite work ever was done in MFT. APS-C is just fine for most all purposes. But if available I prefer full frame.
OIS.
Mentioned above, but deserves mentioning again.
Time lapse, panorama and other scene modes.
Have not gotten around to using any of this yet. But glad it has them.
Macro.
Mentioning again, because this is not just macro writ large on a non macro lens, but actual fast AF wonderfully implemented real deal macro capabilities.
EVF.
Best EVF I have ever used. And I have used a lot of EVFs.
In body 35mm and 50mm field of view crop.
May seem silly since you can crop after the fact. Made more useful since the images are so sharp that cropping still leaves plenty of detail.
Great for sharing real time with the Leica app. Crop while you shoot instead of after the fact.
 If you shoot RAW and JPEG like I do it is the best of both worlds since RAW files are not cropped.
Monochrome JPEGs.
 There are other JPEG settings, but this is the only one that matters to me.
 Small.
No, not as small as the also full frame RX1 line, but tried it and that camera is too small for my beef mitts. Bought and sold two RX100 cameras for the same reason. For me there is such a thing as too small. A nice size with half case and hood, but remove both and I am able to get this camera into a jacket pocket. Plus more compact than a similar M set up. And far more compact than a similarly spec’d A7III and lens. I believe this may be the most compact brighter than f/2 full frame digital camera and body combination on the market currently.
Summilux, summilux, and in conclusion summilux.
But not so fast. There have to be minuses, right?
Focal length.
This was one potential demerit that concerned me. As I have pointed out ad nauseam my usual go-to prime focal length is 50mm or thereabouts. But in use, the 28mm focal length has not proved to be an issue at all. It has forced me to move in to get the shot sometimes, but this is where the small, silent, and quick nature of this camera pays dividends. So far I have thoroughly enjoyed taking shots while in the fray rather than having to back up and away. Has proven handy with environmental candid shots also. And if I do need to step back the bright aperture, ample MPs, accurate focus, and very sharp lens means that cropping is no issue. I should not have been surprised since two of my favorite all in one film cameras are 28mm.
Lack of weatherproofing.
Would have been nice. But not really an issue for me. Some of my cameras are weatherproofed technically and they all get put away at the first sign of rain regardless.
Saved the most biased, eye roll/cringe inducing, subjective assessment for last.
Fun.
Fun to use. Fun to review the results. A highly technical and very capable contraption that is simple to use for any situation that does not require a superwide or telephoto lens. I have cameras that have high keeper rates. The Q is the rare camera that has a high “wow factor” rate. And the only one I own film or digital with that “wow factor’ that does not have some usability compromise involved.
So much so that I have gone from carrying a gear bag everywhere to just carrying this camera. In fact I have already traded quite a bit of the gear the Q displaces without hesitation to partially fund this acquisition.
But lastly it has been out so long you might mention. True. But I know of no camera released since that tops this camera. Some mentioned a Leica Q 2 one day, but why? In my humble opinion there is little that would improve this camera.
So in case you were still wondering I like it. A lot.
Here are some sample shots below and here is a link to an ongoing gallery.
Happy shooting.
-ELW
The Leica Q 4 years on: An amazing camera still. @leica_camera #leicaq #leica #leicaqtype116 Not sure how to start this write up. There is some hesitancy on my part, but not for the usual reasons.
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6/5/2017 Day 110: Vienna, Austria
Ok yesterday we headed out to go shopping like a normal monday & theres legit no one at our metro/ bus stop and sure enough IT WAS ANOTHER MF HOLIDAY do these people ever work!?!? explain honestly. “yeah i work full time in austria” like ight what does that mean 3 days a week? bc every other day is either sunday or a holiday? confused. honestly. looked it up, guess what they were celebrating, the 50th freaking day after easter. They literally had a holiday for the 40th day after easter AND ANOTHER ONE 10 DAYS LATER. Started doing more research and it has a list, i can't make this up, of every other freaking day saying its an austrian holiday. Explain. Seriously. Like yeah super nice to never work but how y'all making money? What are you doing with all this time off? Watching reruns of seinfeld? Sure as hell not doing anything productive, BC NOTHINGS OPEN. Oh I'm gunna get some errands done, grocery shopping and to the pharmacy. GUESS WHAT, not open. Confused. Well walked all the way to know they're not open, so we had some time to kill so we drank beers then started working on our homework at starbs. We go to write at starbs like all the time lmao its like second nature now. But after getting stuff done we headed back home, showered n stuff, then headed to a study room we found downstairs with no wifi lmao. So basically wrote a little, twerked to big sean, wrote a little more, spanish danced to justin bieber. Ya know, normal. But thats it lol I'm leaving now I'm busy. 
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