#wgat

[dem-bones]

I’m reblogging this now because I saw the post you were referencing and nobody in the notes ie correcting and I am concerned.

I feel like everyone should probably already be aware of this yet I’ve seen people make this mistake twice in the past few weeks, believe it or not, vasectomies and castration are not the same thing

[willow17herb]

wgat

[boycritter]

first rule of number theory is to have fun and be yourself

[taelophone]

NO WORDS. SILENCE. NONE

[sunsburns]

“won’t you kiss me on the mouth and love me like a sailor?”

[w1ndarchr]

🍽️

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

BACK OFF !!!!!! YELLS

[ritzcuit]

i could barely sleep so had to think abt tormenting datz like literalmente. imagine its a night out theyre hanginnnn theyre with their friendssss at the rebel sympathizer club. and theres this newish guy but hes been around for a while now so theyre chill. and he gets dhurke a glass of Drink and datz jokingly takes a swig of it first bc he is a menace...

And its fineeee for a while but maybe an hour passes and oh!dead datz. Well not dead but he passes out somewhere. oops! dead datz. kidnapped datz. goodbye datz. he wakes up tied up somewhere abd hes likeWHAT THE GODDAMN ... he was in comfy clothes so he doesnt have any of his usual rebel bullshit with him...no choice but to sit and wait...and try to figure out what happened and where he is

and then inga comes in and datz realizes it was a mole situation. Fuckkk. BUT WHEN? HELLO? datz never has his spirits broken so hes fine and mocks inga to his dumb beard face but inga sneers like oh its fine. we dont need your info anyway. we just wanted to give ya front row seats .. and datz is liek wtf are you talkin about. and ingas like. We got your mannnnnnn 🤪

datz runs cold then, smile knocked right off his face, like, what?! and ingas like yup we finally poached that annoying dragon!! we're gonna parade his corpse around the kingdom tomorrow and youre gonna watch!! Smiles. And leaves to go do inga bullshit. and datz is like ... ... ...W well thats. thats not true. Haha. Surely. Pfft. does he think im stupid?

but then thinking back... he realizes that wine mustve been poisoned, and even though datz did drink it before dhurke did, it was slow acting, so dhurke drank it too...but datz passed out first. which means he really doesnt have a clue if dburke is okay.

So its just him in this dinky room waiting the hours away...its not at all his first time with the secret police so even though he gets roughed up a bit when they come in, insisting dhurkes dead so he should give up and spill everything, he doesnt give in at all...the more they say hes dead, the less he believes it. still in the silence between those interrogations, doubt crawls in. because. like. what if he really...?

and they said oh we'll show you, we're parading it around town. you wanna see it? the corpse of your disgraced leader? thatll crush those delusions of revolution alright...! grabbing datz by the arms and hoisting him up and leading him all bruised and sore and hungover, out of that room... and datz thinks. surely he isnt dead. he cant be. but then where are they takin me?? they cant have a parade of nothing. so, do they have somethin' to show? ...is dhurke really...?!

but its not datzs first time. so in a split moment where the hold on his arm falters, he bucks and headbutts, frees himself, and runs off. escape king! slippery guy! he refuses to be led out by their design. he'll find the truth for himself! cackling mad and uh, panicking. and still tied up. he runs into the streets and escapes..

..there's no parading.

oh and then he gets grabbed into an alley with a hand over his mouth and hes like?!?! SCREAM only to get hushed- datz!! shut up do you want us to get killed!!! and it's, not dhurke but it is a rebel, like a friend, like someone he knows and trusts, and theyre like where did you go man?! dhurkes been freaking out all day! and... datz had been telling himself that dhurke was fine, no way he was actually hurt, but actually hearing that he's *fine* ... god he could drop dead of relief right then and there. but he cant. obviously. he has to see him!! he grabs the other dragon like where is- where's dhurke?!

that alley has its own manhole, so its not hard to return back to the dragons hq. theres plenty of other safehouses but dhurke's here, furiously texting (burner phone) to anyone he csn get his hands on, trying to find any trace of his right hand man that disappeared so suddenly ... only to look up and see a very familiar head popping out of the ground Yayyy

and dhurkes like Datz! and datz is like Me :D!! but inside his heart is singing, bc he knew it, he knew it!! dhurke couldnt get taken down so easily!! he nearly leaps into dhurkes arms, if not for The Bruises, and the rebel hes with explains how they found datz .. running through the streets like a madman (as always) and datz explains it. yup secret police. that one guys a mole Can we kill him. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY DHURKE ARE YOU..??? Bc the poisoning!! And!!

dhurke scratches his cheek like oh yeah i conked out. i slept like a rock. i should have known i wouldnt sleep that good unless something fishy wad going on. Did yousay they killed me

And datz is like, cackling and joking like always ... he spent all this time thinkin dhurke was dead but he was just a sleepy bear!! haha!! dhurke asks the other rebel to leave and spread word that datz is safe, though he'll be putting out his own message too. smiled. and once theyre alone datz stays silly ... but yuppp dhurke holds him close and checks over the bruises and most importantly makes sure hes Alright Emotionally. hello!!

Bc dhurkes already been through mock execution so he has no doubt they would have staged his own funeral just for the sake of crushing datzs spirit... they need 50cc of Holding gentle on a couch and also painkillers and also water

[burningfunobject]

I just finished episode 19 of neon genesis evangelion and I have just one thing to say

WHAT.

[willow17herb]

god bless america

[the-crystal-femmes]

HOW

WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I DOING THISSS

[msachillelaurosfunnels]

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[kreachvera]

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[loiyourlocalperson]

AAAAA!!!

@paperyfox

(I thought I was following you-)

[bizlybebo]

whats up chat they purged half of jrwiblr /silly

its noctivagant corvid here but. alt time as i was banned

WHT

[jax-withglasses]

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